Classic Car Guy Comedy - Chevy Jokes

So speaking of Chevy, here we go. A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F-150, and a Ram 1500, as well as a Toyota Tacoma, are all driving in a convoy.

What is it the best you ever saw? Chevy. It's the best pickup line you've ever seen. You got me.

You got me. Willie, I'm going to lean on you with 45 years of auto experience to answer these questions. Let's try this one. Let's see how you do with this one, okay? As a Chrysler guy, those people who know me know I am, when you're asked if you preferred Ford or Chevy, what should you do? When you're asked which one you prefer? As a Chrysler guy, when you're asked Ford or Chevy, which do you prefer, what's the answer? Fine on the road there.

Fine on the road there? That's Ford, yeah. You don't want to mention that. Okay. Bob, what do you think? You got it right. That's heavy.

That's heavy. Any idea, Bob? You dodged the question.

You dodged the question. Oh, Lord, help us. Alright, you got another one. Oh, no, I've got more.

Where those came from? So why, here you go, for you Chevy lovers, why do Norwegians drive Chevys? You ever wonder that?

Norwegians are known for driving Chevys because they're afraid of drowning in a fjord. That's a good one. I hope you're laughing out there and listening, Lance. I'm just saying. I know you are.

I know you are. And this one's for my buddy, Stu Epperson, who I hope is listening because he is the regifter extraordinaire. So I know you've always wondered, what do you call it when you regift a Chevy Volt?

Regift a Chevy Volt. Yeah, that's revolting. Oh, my goodness.

Yes, it is. And so are these jokes. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. They're good ones, Robbie. They're good ones.

This one's for you, Nikita, because you mentioned it first. Last of the Chevy jokes, but I know you're out there. You've been waiting. Bated breath right now.

So what's the difference between a 1972 Chevelle and a Bic Mini? That's heavy. Man, that's heavy. That's a heavy question.

Go ahead, Willie. Horsepower. Horsepower. There's a lot of horsepower difference. You see, one is a heavy Chevy. The 72 Chevelle was a heavy Chevy. And the other one's a little lighter. And a little slower. I feel good. I had part of the answer anyway.