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K and I put it in slack. You remember what it was? About Politico. All of a sudden they couldn't pay nobody. What did you tell me yesterday?

Yeah, I mean. What did you say yesterday about that? Where they tell everybody? Where they're getting their money.

Yeah, where they're getting their money. And then you said you were joking. What did you say? Yeah. You said, oh, I bet, I bet they're getting some of that USAID money. And we were all like, oh, wow, that would be something. I will be damned. I will be damned.

Wake up this morning and what do you see? Receipts, receipts, millions and millions and millions of dollars have been given, your dollars, my dollars to Politico. Politico through USAID. And if you remember, Politico, ladies and gentlemen, was the biggest purveyor of the laptop is Russian disinformation. You remember that? Where was that first story denying it? Where did that run at? You guys remember? Oh, Politico.

That's right. It ran at Politico. So I'm a little bit ticked off today and I'm done. People should be, not protesting. I said protesting. I really meant rioting outside of Politico's offices.

Rioting. Because this is such a betrayal of the American taxpayer. Not only did this media entity take millions upon millions upon every year, every year, guys, millions of your dollars, our dollars every year. They were publishing propaganda and attacking us using our dollars. I've had it.

I have had it. And these people, these legacy media freaks, you know, it's more than just Politico. You know, for a fact that it's more than just Politico that has been taking money. So that's one of the things that I'm hoping the investigation extends to. Let's look at the The investigation extends to. Let's look at the Washington Post. Let's look at the New York Times. Because, folks, I'm telling you, it wasn't just one of them.

I would bet the family farm on it being a huge significant number of them. I mean, hell, we were paying for the BBC, for crying out loud. The BBC. That's already subsidized by the British government.

Because that's why it's called the BBC, British Broadcasting Company. And I wouldn't doubt for a second, wouldn't doubt for a second, that there's a lot more out there than just Politico. So this is what we all get to start our day with is this nonsense. This this all of this and and the left. I don't even think I honestly guys I don't think I got enough time today to get through. I didn't even send you guys all the soundbites. I didn't even send you all the soundbites I had of all the left freaking out.

I ended up I got so mad last night because I it was like 730. I'm still working. I'm at my desk and I'm going through the audio that I know because you guys were were putting audio in.

That's how we go and we come for audio. And I was like, Oh my gosh, I've got so much of these people freaking out. You know, I bet you know, not only can Steve had it, but then there's like, 15 other cuts of different Republicans freaking out because you know that they were they had their little protest yesterday to all these people totally freaking out about all of this, about Elon Musk, they wanted to launch an investigation into Elon Musk. I could sit here for the next three hours.

And it's and I could play cut after cut for you of not like random people on tiktok or something. I mean, actual elected lawmakers losing their minds. Because, you know, the nerd squad is going through and, you know, breaking kneecaps. We're going to get into all of this. So welcome to the show.

Dana lash with you. We're at the top of this first hour. And it's just, I mean, every day is like drinking from a fire hose and half of it is the left freaking out.

Absolutely freaking out. So where do we start with first, I want to start with the political story, then we're going to get into the Gaza thing because the Gaza thing I have to say, if you get sub stack, you kind of know what I think about it. But the issue with this whole issue with Politico. So if you are not paying if you if because you know you work, if you didn't if you didn't see, Politico has been getting Oh, man, how much they've gotten, I think, over a period of several years, and from more than just you AI us a ID. They've have been getting I think what 40 million I think it ended up being something like $40 million. And I'm looking at all of this.

Oh, man, I mean, year after year, millions and millions and millions of dollars. Would you what do you want an example of the kind of stories you were paying for at Politico? One example, because I think you're gonna get too mad if I give you money, and you're at work, and I don't want you guys throwing your keyboards or if you're truck driving, I don't want you like drive off into a ditch because you're just so ticked off.

I'm thinking of you. Here's one example. Enhance the sky. I can give you the screenshot if you don't believe me. This is an actual this is an actual story you pay we paid for this. The headline. We watched 20 Trump rallies.

His racist anti immigrant messaging is getting darker. Okay, I need a stress ball. How much of that story cost us if we were to break it down?

A couple hundred thousand. Oh, my gosh. So do you ever just sit here?

Is it worth an assault charge? Really? That's the kind of headlines they've been writing.

Oh, my gosh. I mean, I could sit here and we could go off forever on this. I mean, every or how the laptop they will they first they had radical they called the the musk people lunatics blah blah blah. Trump's tariff game. I mean, they in racist, xenophobic.

I'm like scrolling through just looking for choice adjectives. I mean, this is the type of stuff that they this is the stuff that they were promoting. This is what you paid for over at Politico. That's what we paid for our tax dollars. Our tax dollars. This whole thing.

Like I said, not even protest, there should be riots. Juan showing you that that's just one example of one headline. That's what you paid for. We watched 20 Trump rallies.

He's showing you if you're watching the simulcast on Channel 347, direct TV, or YouTube or rumble where the chat is you're seeing it. That's just one example. I have like a million where they called him a racist and political headlines. I'm not kidding you guys. It's like an average of three times a week.

I think I'm underserving it though. I think it's probably more than that. They called him a racist like three times a week. They went after voters Trump voters they called you know, Trump voters. They called us racist and xenophobic. Oh, anti immigrant was my favorite one.

That's one that popped up a lot. That's what we paid for with Politico. This is one of the things that USA ID was paying for. Why we are overtaxed. I'm going to tell you something taxation is glorious sanctioned theft. It is extortion. At least the mafia is honest about it when they extort you.

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We're prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. So the US has sent its first flights with illegal immigrant criminals to Guantanamo Bay after Trump's crackdown. Yeah, I absolutely think so. Absolutely. I mean, it's not just that they you have people who are entering illegally and you have people who are also entering illegally and committing additional crimes.

At every step of that way. It's a crime entering illegally. It's a crime. And if you don't agree that I'm going to bust up in your house at 2am and you can't do a damn thing about it. Bully you back.

How do you like it? I'm done. I'm done. I'm so mad today. I'm so mad about all this.

I don't know if you can tell. So this is good that they're sending them out. They're accusing Don Jr of illegally hunting rare ducks in Italy after a footage of him coming out of a foxhole and camo emerged because people are are morons.

Rare ducks. Do they even know what they're talking about? The so Italian progressives are some of the stupidest people. They were they were in the Petri cell, the Petri dish of life. The progressives in Italy are all the remnants after all the good stuff's been scraped up.

That's what the progressives in Italy are. And so some of their idiotic MPs have demanded an inquiry because they they think even though you can't see anything, they're like, oh, well, it looks like he's shooting at rare birds in a protected area. He's on a hunting trip close to Venice there. You don't know how many people go and they they bird hunt in that area like every constantly because they have an overabundance of what and it's a great way to cull wildlife as well and keep everything operating at, you know, happy and healthy percentages. And no, they're not there's someone says that they think it might be an unidentified one of the unidentified ducks might be a rare bird. I don't even believe that the people making this claim know enough about wildlife to even say that.

That's so stupid. Airport airport workers are being accused in DCA of sharing that plane crash video. They were arrested. People were sharing it.

I mean, how ghoulish is that? People died. They died.

And these other people are like, did you see what I recorded? Did you see? So they've arrested two employees after this leaked video showed it because they were posting it online.

Interesting. A perfect catastrophic collisions. This is a perfect storm between planes and thousands of rockets dumped in space. Experts are warning of this growing risk.

This comes from a British paper. They're saying that, you know, just be warned that there there's tons of rockets that are left in space. And we are they've been saying this for a while that there would be like some kind of catastrophic collision between aircraft and any kind of, you know, basically space junk that's left in orbit.

It hasn't happened, though. But there is I think there is reason to be genuinely concerned about, you know, the size and you know, some of the stuff that have left behind. That's the Musk buyout. Remember, we were we talked about this. The administration offered a buyout for people who don't want to get their lazy butts back to work.

Well, 20,000 so far have taken it. And damn it shut down the city! We are at war! There is an economic coup happening right here in the Treasury and right there in Trump's White House. But there's a revolution happening right here on these streets. And right now, all across America, people are knocked down but they are getting up and they are going to fight the dictator of Donald Trump and his henchmen, Elon Musk.

We will see you in the courts, in Congress, in the streets. Elon Musk is a Nazi nutball, baby! Oh, and you're a racist bald man. Shut up. I'm so tired of this.

And it's, I'm not, where's the lie? Welcome. Welcome back to the program.

Dana Lash here with you. I'm just, you know, we're just talking truth, right? That's it.

Top of this third hour. These people are nuts. Golly, they're nuts. I mean, it's a joke. They are mad because they don't get unfettered access to our taxpayer dollars anymore to waste on all this nonsense. And they're, and that apparently makes one a Nazi. That's not how that works.

But it's embarrassing. That party is jacked. The Democrat Party is dead. There is no, where else do they go? Where else do they go from here? Think about it. Compare the Democrat Party of today with the Democrat Party in the 90s.

Shockingly different. They are now the cringe freaks. They're the ones that it's just, oh, they're so weird and obnoxious. It is just trying on the nerves and it's just cringe.

That's who they, I talked about this with Jesse Waters last night. They are not able to uncrazy themselves. They can't. I don't know.

How much further left can you go? What are they going to do next? Like literally nominate the devil?

Like as a candidate? Next time they have a presidential primary? Like where else do they go? Where do they go from here?

Baby sacrifice? Like where? Well, they already do that.

Where else did they go? You got thought, King? Don't challenge them on that.

Cause I think they'll find a way to go lower. Well, I mean, creatively at some point your options get slim. You know, Dana, last year with you, top of this third hour, I don't know where these people go.

I mean, after this, they were all up there, they all were saying the same thing. You know, I'm not giving nothing. He's a naughty. He's a naughty. We don't like it. Why don't you like him? Cause we don't like what he does. What does he do?

He doesn't let us take your money. We want to cut off the kids genitals. Turn them into Franken-genders. It's what we want to do.

It's what we want to do. They're clowns. It's embarrassing.

I don't know any, but I have friends who are Democrats, well friends, associates who are Democrats. They don't even want to actually be affiliated with them anymore. They now they've taken us in all where we're independent. They they're like, Oh my gosh, we're not like those people.

The Democrats are tainting themselves. I don't know. I mean, the, the implication is that, that what is that? Who was that? Was it the bald one? Who, who, which one was saying that it was an economic coup?

Oh, La Monica. LaKaren was saying that it was an economic coup. Two words. I'm positive she cannot define.

And a phrase I'm equally positive she can't define. Out there saying it's, how is it an economic coup? They are livid that you, the taxpayer, voted to take your money back. That to them is a coup. That tells you everything you need to know about these people.

I want to switch it up real quick before my head explodes. Have you guys heard about the, I know you guys don't watch the Oscars, but I do love watching Hollywood turn on itself. I could watch the left fight with the left all day. It's one of my favorite. It's like watching a dog chew its leg.

It's just, you know, not that I've ever seen that, but I can imagine. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. ChumbaCasino.com. That's ChumbaCasino.com. Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Voidware prohibited by law. 18 plus. Terms and conditions apply.