Absurd Truth: Walz's For Trump

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It's time for Florida Man. I am trying to figure out what I wanted to start with. Um, because there's a million. Oh, let's see here. This. Let's start with this guy. Monroe County. There's a lot of stuff coming out of Monroe County. A Florida man's attempt to spice up his neighborhood watch already sounds bad. Lands him in Monroe County Jail. So Big Pine Key, Florida 66 year old Daniel James Lynch, he decided to redefine the idea of what a neighborhood watch is and does. And he decided to enter a neighbor's property repeatedly in a state of quote unquote, undress. N E K K I D. Monroe County Sheriff's Office received a call from a bemused resident who said that the man entered her property on multiple occasions in his birthday suit. And I don't want to read that part.

That's bad. So she said she had she said she had a camera that she wished she didn't have. She provided police with footage as evidence. And so he admitted to it. He admitted to it. He admitted to his own natural activities. And he was arrested and charged with burglary, indecent exposure, harassment. I yeah, that's not how you do the neighborhood watch. I'm just gonna say that's not one that you do.

Let's see here. Okay, this Florida woman was arrested after leaving her son alone in the apartment while she went got cosmetic surgery. I don't even understand what's wrong with people. Her her child is three years old. This Florida woman This is coming from the mirror.

Florida woman. Jessica Renteria 25 was arrested and charged with child neglect. Her three year old was wandering around the apartment complex just by himself all alone, unsupervised. She she left him alone for hours. What did she do for hours?

She's 25 years old. So she was he was found by police and he was found by the police. Officer thankfully, a police body camera footage shows the moment officers found him. And there's video footage from their body cam photos of it. And it was about the police were called at 415. He was on his own for over six hours. And it was funny because at one point, one of the officers goes, Hello, by any chance, are you missing a kid?

That's what he was asking some of the people in the apartment complex. They found her she's from Delana, Volusia County at the surgery center. She's released from jail on $1,000 bond. Like what did she get? What did she go do?

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I now I'm going to read this story. I actually hate when I see this play out in the media. I'm not celebrating this. I didn't like it when the Kennedy's did it. And I don't like this either.

Tim Walz's family said that they're backing Trump in a bombshell leaked photo. His brother, his brother said he's not the type of character you want in the White House. I agree.

Yes, I agree with you. But you're his brother. You don't trash your family.

This is where I get Godfather. You don't go against the family and public. You don't do that. You know what I mean? Like you can vote Trump or Republican and all that six six basis Sunday.

This is family. You can vote for Trump all you want to but that doesn't mean you got to go bash your your blood. I mean, Mary Trump does it. So to Trump. Oh, okay. So that's bad, too.

It's bad that way, too. I'm just saying that they're not bashing anyone. They're just for something. Like I think you're confusing the other people being against stuff.

I don't think you should go against family like that public. So they can't say they're for Trump because they're not just saying they're for Trump. They're seeking the press and they're going, Well, we don't you don't make me defend this.

Do not make me defend him. We're you know what? Worse, worse, worse, worse.

Pella, Pella, Pella. Wait, wait, wait, wait. One more. One more.

Milk. That's cruel and unusual. I just think that family should be family first. I don't like it when it gets political first and then family.

I don't like that order. Yeah. And I know what you like how you handle the Kennedy stuff, too, because they were like, Oh, family's going to disown him.

You know, JFK would be rolling in his seat. Yes, the Hyannis Port Hillbillies. Yes, those people.

Yeah, but here I don't see the malice. They just say, hey, you know what? We've got the inside story. We just don't think you want to. Why do they got it?

Why do they? But that's the thing. That doesn't say he can't do other things. Yes, he did.

The brother was like the stories I could tell in one of the posts on Facebook. But he didn't, did he? Dude. He just could have.

Dude. You know what that means? Stories he could have told. That's like chick level manipulation, like, you know, the things I could say. And do you know what that means when a woman says something like that?

Like, oh, there's a lot there. That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing. No, I don't. I mean, I probably agree with him politically. I do not want to defend. Oh, my gosh.

Dear heavens. And I mean, I don't know how much was it really them seeking the press out or was it them posting all over Facebook? Of course, he put it on social media. And you know why he did it? Because everybody knows that's his brother.

OK. He knows that that's going to have a lot more sway and influence than a rando. OK. And then the media reached out to him. And then he was like, yeah, and talked to the media.

Yeah. He said, he goes, I'm 100 percent opposed to all of his ideology. And he said, he's not the kind of guy that you want in the White House.

And he goes, and then he did that. He goes, I felt long and hard about doing something. You know, I'm torn between that and just keeping my family out of it.

The stories I could tell, not the type of character you want, making decisions about your future. I totally agree with him. He and his brother apparently haven't spoken in eight years. Now, I don't know if that's, I'm inclined to think it's on the part of Tim Walz that the reason that their relationship is like that. And I say that because my family's very left. A part of my family is very, very left. And I've been disowned. I mean, I don't, they don't have anything to do with me because of that. Nothing to do with me. And that wasn't anything I initiated. That's just how it happened.

Not just me, my kids and everything. So my experience has always been, it's the lefty members of your family that do this. It's always been the left. It's always the lefties. That has been my lived experience has been always the lefty family. And are they or are they not more mean about it than what his brother's doing?

His brother's like, look, you know, here's the info I have. Yeah, but I'm not saying that one excuses the other. They haven't spoken eight years. But the last eight years, we have a public record of what Tim Walz has done. So there is, for me, I'd be curious as a voter to find out who knew him prior to eight years ago, and I'd be able to piece it together with what I know of his eight year history.

I mean, you can look at the guy. Do you need his brother going? That's not the kind of type of character you want in the White House. You don't need his brother saying that.

You can look at Tim Walz. Did you see the way he jerked his kid's arm on stage? Dude, if I was the mom, I'd have turned around and popped him. I'd have popped him right in the face for that.

You got to be kidding me. Jerking my kid's arm on stage like that. I mean, imagine when he's not on stage what he does.

Yeah, well, that's my first thought. My first thought was, what is he like privately if that's what he just did on a stage in front of thousands upon thousands of people? I just, you can look at him and you know that's not the type of person that you want making decisions about stuff in the White House. But what I dislike about this is because I feel like it feeds the mainstreaming of family division over politics. And I cannot stand that.

I don't like it when I see the Trumps, you know, bagging on Donald Trump. Like, what's her face, Mary Trump? Who the hell is she again? She's like some chick.

Who is she? I don't care. I don't really want an answer to Michael.

I'm really not asking because I'm genuinely interested. I thought sister, her cousin. I don't know. She's some broad.

But her or like the Kennedys, the highness Port Hillbillies up there that, you know, they decided to jump all over RFK Jr. I just don't like it. I don't like it. I've been the recipient of being treated like that and I don't like it. And I, I am reluctant to be like that in my own life and I cannot stand to see it play out like that because it feeds this almost like this expectation anymore in society that you're supposed to be politics first and family second.

And if you cannot make your family come first and then politics second, you are, you are morally deficient as a human. I can't stand it. But I do, I will say that I do agree. I don't think what the brother said is anything like probably what Tim Walz has said, but I don't know. I just, it just rubs me the wrong way.

Like I saw this thing. So I've known Meghan McCain for a long time and she's a friend of mine and we don't agree on everything. And I don't, I don't care. I just, I've never demanded total fealty and idea and thought. I can't stand that either because then you're just surrounded by sheep. But like what her brother came out and said that he was voting for Kamala Harris and her husband, who's also a friend of mine who I've known for years over from the federal has been dominant, it's like, you know, well, family doesn't always agree on stuff.

And that's true. And you and strangers shouldn't be demanding that you cut ties from a member of your family because you disagree politically. That's that kind of tribalism is what got us into this position in the first place with the left, because the left does think like this.

I mean, it's gotten so tribal with them that now even if you are all on the left, if you disagree to some varying degree, like if you agree for the most part on an issue, but there's some varying degree that you maybe don't see eye to eye, you are excommunicado from the left. Like, well, we want to kill babies up to the moment of birth. But if you're like, well, I only want to, you know, kill babies, maybe let's stop at six months, maybe. Oh, no, you're excommunicado. You're out.

You want to kill women. I mean, that's that's what they say. That's the kind of stuff that they do. So I just don't want to feed that.

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It's time for Dana's quick five. So apparently Nicolas Maduro is declaring Christmas in October amid Venezuela's post election strife. The president has moved holiday celebrations up again to distract from the political crisis. Nothing says tyrant like actually changing, trying to change Christmas so that you can distract from your own scandals.

That's insane. So yeah, he made the this year's festivities begin in October. Like he's making everyone celebrate Christmas beginning in October.

I mean, I love Jesus, but I don't think he does. The same. And Oregon law is rolling back drug decriminalization. Well, it's rolling it back. And that's going to so now it's going to make possession a crime again.

The first in the nation experiment with drug decriminalization didn't go so well for Oregon. I know you're very shocked by this. We're all super shocked. We none of us, none of us said we told you so or we had no idea this was going to happen. Did we Kane?

We didn't know. We didn't know the Democrat controlled legislature passed the recriminalization law in March overhauling a measure approved by 58% of voters in 2020 that made possessing illicit drugs like heroin punishable by a ticket and a maximum $100 fine. So they're, they also want the taxes from it.

Let's be real. Like they're, they're going to get hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue from like cannabis and all this other stuff. And they want, if they, if they can find a way to tax it, they'll make everything legal. They got to tax it.

They got to figure out how to do that. A pickleball program instead of a Connecticut prison is helping incarcerated people find self-worth. This feels, this is actual headline, an actual headline. And I am just going to go out on a limb and say, I, I don't understand pickleball. Do you want to hear something shocking about me? Do you want to hear like probably the most shocking thing you're ever going to hear? Shocking? I've never held a tennis racket.

What? Never played tennis. I've never even so much as held a racket. No, seriously. That's a lie.

Not a lie. Not even a racquetball racket? I don't even know what that is. How's it different?

Holy cow. I've now I've held the ping pong stuff. That little paddle never legit have never held a tennis racket in my life.

I could be like one of the Williams sisters. You don't even know. And I've never held a tennis racket. Don't know. You don't even know the extent of my abilities or lack thereof.

Nobody knows. Anyway, pickleball isn't that I don't understand pickleball. Someone said it's like lazy tennis. Didn't Steve say that?

Steve likes pickleball though. I'm almost terrified to talk about it because I already got one strike against me because I bash disco and that he does and he he is a disco fan. So apparently the new commander, the previous commander of the USS John S. McCain. Do you guys remember the story of how the Navy had dismissed this worship commander over this scope that was on backwards? It was so bad. They, the guy's name, Commander Cameron Yates of the USS John S. McCain.

He had a photo of himself firing a rifle with a backward mounted scope. It went viral because they used it and promotional materials. Remember that whole thing?

It was really bad. So they have a temporary, they have a substitute. They have someone temporarily taking over command and the individual is Captain Christie. Now I got some questions about this because the Captain Christie individual, apparently they were a featured speaker at the LGBT experiences in the Navy back in 2021 and the photo is a little odd. I mean, it is, it's a little, I don't know. I don't know what this is.

What is this? What is this, Caine? That's supposed to be the captain. I guess as kids, we used to play pretend like, Hey, I'm captain of this ship. Hey, I'm, you know, firefighter. Hey, I'm cop.

And this looks pretend to me. So I was looking because this I'm looking at this hill right up so that the yeast, I mean his removal, I mean the rifle photo where he had the scope backwards was so bad and that was part of their promotional materials. And it was just, it got a lot of people made fun of it, understandably so, and he was removed due to loss of confidence in the military. And he was removed due to loss of confidence in his ability to command a guided missile destroyer.

That's a seriously heavy. And he was relieved by Rear Admiral Christopher Alexander, commander of the Theodore Roosevelt Carrier Strike Group. So now we have this new individual, Captain Allison Christie, deputy Commodore of the destroyer Squadron 21. And I don't know that we know a lot about this captain, this Captain Allison Christie. Do we know a lot about? I don't know. I mean, apparently, Christie took part in like a lot of the alphabet stuff.

And a lot of the lefty websites are saying that people are upset because bigots are raging because an alphabet woman has replaced a fire US Navy warship commander or something like that. Is Allison Christie a gay woman? Or I'm just curious, Kane. I think you're trying to make sense of mentally ill things, and it just never really works out. Or I mean, I don't know anything about this person.

Is it a dude who's... I'm just asking. Is it in charge of other lives and you're confused about your own? I don't want you in a position in charge of other lives.

Well, apparently, I think that Captain Christie is just a lesbian, which here's the thing. I don't care what you're doing. If you can go out and kick ass, can you kick ass? That's it. But when you start to make all of these other things, you start to prioritize them and you start to use it as activists within the military that undermines military unity and readiness. You're supposed to discard those singularities, those individualistic traits to be part of the whole. That is the entire point of joining a fighting force. And when you refuse to do that, and you start promoting these very individual characteristics and start using that as like, you know, promoting that singularly as an activist within the military, you're refusing to just be cohesive at that point. It's a distraction.

Nobody cares, but these activists are hell-bent on making it a point. And when they do that, it is a distraction. And then you wonder why we're having such problems with military readiness right now.

That's a huge issue. And of all the entities that need to be merit-based, it's the military. Right. Exactly. I mean, the military is discriminatory against people who aren't able to do the job. Exactly.

And it should be physically or mentally. And that's completely acceptable. That is completely acceptable, because then you're gonna get yourself killed and you're gonna get other people killed. I mean, there's no point to it.

It serves up a distraction and it undermines the cohesiveness of the military unit. So I don't know. I mean, the fact that Captain Christie did a lot of this activist alphabet stuff within the military, I have a major problem. If it was just, oh, here's Captain Christie taking over, doing this job, and I don't know anything about her because I don't care. I don't care. I don't care if she hates people and she thinks she's an alien. I don't care. Can she kick ass and can she just focus on doing her job? But the fact that there's all this other stuff that she has brought front and center and has promoted as an activist, that gives me a real pause. Just can you just can people just do their damn jobs, please?