Absurd Truth: Playboy Porn Star's Palestine Take

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec.

It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right, so I've heard of breaking out of jail. But have you heard of breaking into it? Yeah, it's all the new rage, right?

All the kids are doing it. Lake County, Florida. Lake County Jail. It all began last week when a homeless man tried to force his way into the detention center and it ended with that man being shocked with a stun gun.

Michael Ray Few, that's his name. Mr. Mrs. Fewson could be seen on camera entering the jail's lobby and acting like he was hiding from someone. He yelled at somebody who's trying to kill him. And then he moved a metal detector squeezed through a small opening leading to the jail's x-ray machine to bypass a secure door. And then he entered another lobby that apparently their security measures aren't all that great there.

Is he like Flat Stanley? The hell? Before he entered another lobby that has restricted access and then he's accused of damaging some computers along the way. I mean, how long did it take you to intervene? When law enforcement confronted him, he charged at them. He continued to resist. They had to get him with a stun gun. They found a meth pipe. He was taken to a hospital for evaluation.

Now he faces charge a lot of charges and he's in jail on bond at 27,000. So yeah, you don't you don't break into the, you know, I love this headline. This is absolutely my favorite. Headline is this man reminds pair they're in Florida after pulling gun at a Key West Taco Bell. It also sounds like a Guns N' Roses song. You know where you're at? You're in Florida, baby.

Key West police arrested a man on two felony charges over the weekend after they accused him of pulling a gun on two people in a Taco Bell parking lot threatening to kill them after they expressed their distaste over the brightness of the truck's head of his truck's headlights. Jonathan Mashburn reminded them what state they were in when after pulling out his gun Saturday night. Now see, I okay, so is it because people are because you because we have all these stories or because I don't know. I don't know. But they said that they got into a fight over high beams on their cars.

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keltechweapons.com. So I see stuff. You guys heard this. She's a walking herpes. Her name is Mia Khalifa. Have you heard of you haven't heard of this chick because you're probably pure and you don't have venereal disease. I only know it because I saw her name trend and I was like, what's this about? I actually had no idea what this was.

I have no idea who this chick was until like yesterday. What are you typing over there, Kane? Just stop. What are you typing? You're typing. You're laughing your head off.

You're chuckling your head off over there and typing something because you said something funny, but I'm also working. She's a sentient vaginal wart. And she decides she what it's true. Oh, I'm not Big Bird. Don't expect me to be babysitting else kids. Okay. Aunt Dana don't play.

So I said what I said, I mean it. She was cheerleading genocide. She she was a she instructed. She told she tweeted out to all the Hamas paragliding terrorists as it was happening. As it was happening live. She tweeted out that they needed to turn their phones to to from vertical to horizontal to better capture what they were doing. She tweeted that out. And then Playboy fired the sentient vaginal wart that is Mia Khalifa.

And now I got some capital L libertarians going all this was canceled. Culture. Oh, you know, she was fired for her controversial views.

It's a cancel culture. Shut up. No, she was she literally was telling terrorists to turn their camera. She was cheerleading genocide.

Now, guess what you can still love you some free speech and also say wow, that was probably bad that she did that. Also her employer didn't. There was no online thing to get Playboy to fire her. They just didn't want to be associated with that tweeting venereal disease that is Mia Khalifa. They just did not want to be associated with a genocidal porn skank.

And so they fired her because of that. Now let's just lay this out further when you have Playboy that doesn't want to be associated with you. You nasty. I mean, that's like a whole other level, right? That's like, I that's like, I'm trying to think I don't even know if I have a comparison when Playboy decides you're too nasty to be associated with. That's a whole other level of nastiness, right?

That's like gas station bathroom floor nastiness. I mean, you she has freedom of speech. And as Cain said, Cain said, just say what you said flat. You have freedom of speech, but you don't have freedom from consequences.

There you go. Capital L libertarians need to understand when they're going free speech. Free speech. You have to understand that this isn't an issue of free speech. Free speech does not mean that you are free of consequence.

That doesn't mean that it doesn't. You can put that up. Why? If you want you go ahead and cut that and put that up.

Go ahead and let that fly. Yeah, I said it. I said it. What?

What's good? So it's true. There isn't you're not free from consequence. And that was the consequence. Right? I mean, you can be a skank. You just can't be a genocidal skank.

That's where the line is drawn. Right? Like, I mean, it's Playboy for crying out loud.

Right? As if the porn wasn't bad enough. You can't be a genocidal porn skank. You just can't. She's one of those chicks.

Can I just say, and I'm gonna be I'm gonna say it because you're thinking it. You know how you see some people that just look dirty all the time? They're like she just looks and it doesn't matter. You know, like how tall they are thin they are doesn't matter anything. Some dudes are like this too. And I think it's because you know what she does professionally.

So no, you when Playboy doesn't want to have anything to do with you. You nasty. Just saying.

All right. A couple of other things to touch on. I had to I had to talk about that because that's been people were arguing about it.

I'm like, Oh, no, I'm not seeing actual people argue over this. Like you there's there's I are they suggesting that you can't that you have to keep somebody employed? I mean, good grief.

They're like, they're well, I love how some capital libertarians don't understand business rights. But I mean, it's like you can work at McDonald's. But if you go out there and you're like, Blake Ronald McDonald, and you're like making a big thing about it, guess what McDonald's gonna fire you. You know, you just can't be doing stuff like that. It's just the way it is, you know, I mean, you know, you got responsibilities, even at Playboy, you got responsibilities.

Imagine that like you're supposed to, you know, there's there's a level you got to meet a standard you got to meet. I just think it's hysterical that there are people arguing over this. I think it's, hey, do you double dog dare me to farm for engagement and tweet some about this? Okay, I will. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Much cry. US Coast Guard. This is nuts. US Coast Guard has recovered.

This is so bad. The remaining debris of the Titan sub including human remains 1600 feet away from the Titanic wreck. That's crazy. They said that the recovery and transfer of the remaining parts was completed last Wednesday. They released a photo showing the intact titanium in cap of the vessel. And they found human remains of the five passengers amongst the debris. Oh, that is so bad. That is so bad. They said that they the additional preserve presumed human remains were carefully recovered from within that by that in cap. They said they've been transported for analysis by medics according to the Coast Guard. Oh my gosh, this is a national debt everybody has increased by another half a trillion with just 20 days.

I'm so yeah, I am. We got that also, this couple of days. A couple of other things here because this is all NHL has ordered a ban on all theme night gear. So anything including like pride symbols. All of this the move comes after a season we had a handful of players that were objecting to participating in pride night events that were staged by their clubs. And so they've issued a sweeping ban against on ice theme night gear.

So clubs cannot wear like the rain they can't use. The multicolored tapes on their sticks for pride night. They're like, No, we're just not going to do this. This happened. Remember, they were Philadelphia fire flyers defenseman Ivan Prover off.

You had James Reimer, the shark school tender. They did not want to do the pride night stuff. And they got like a lot of it was so stupid.

People were mad that they couldn't like bully them into like what putting tape on their sticks or something because there's so much Freudianism there. But they said that that out sports, which is a stupid website. Called the NHL's new director of the most stifling anti policy. Look, it's a job.

You absolute bottom feeding butt kissers. It is a job. Okay. It is a job. If you don't like what your boss is telling you, then go get bent six ways to Sunday.

No one cares. Sit here and bitch and moan that you can't I'm so sad. I can't put a sticker on my stuff that demonstrates everybody how I have to sex. If you are so hung up on constantly advertising how you have sex, you're a freak. You're an absolute freak.

That's normal. People don't do that. Normal people aren't like, I must let everyone know how I have to sex. I've got to make it a t shirt.

I've got to make it a sticker. No one cares. You are so self absorbed. The brattiness is off the charts. I can't stand this stuff. It's gonna be a day.

I'm having a day came having a day. So we've got that and we may I don't know if we're gonna have a new speaker today. Nancy, can we talk about how Nancy mace we know this chick has not read the Scarlet Letter. If you're defending her, you're a rhino. She's super moderate, right? Like she was the one who like was was very soft on men participating in women's sports and all this other stuff. She walked into the Capitol with this in a super tight shirt with a letter red letter a on it because she said it was her Scarlet Letter for speaking her voice. Wait, that's stood for adultery.

Have you read it? Say with us. Does that mean enough? Because I can be meaner. I'm just you know, showing restraint.

It's only like, one eight thousandth of the restraint that Israel shown Hamas all these years. Let's see here. What else I want to make sure that we're hitting some other stuff.

Because coming up with Oh, here's what we got. We got to talk about this this whole thing. Can we please play? Do I want to wait and play this later? Or do I want to play this now? No, we're doing now. Can we play that this audio soundbite 19 Nancy mace showed up in a little t shirt with a jacket yesterday with a red letter a on it.

Listen to this. I'm wearing the Scarlet Letter after the week that I just had last week being a woman up here and being demonized for my vote and for my voice. I'm here to let the rest of the world know the country now I'm on the side of the people I'm not gonna stop because I don't need this. I don't need Nancy mace acting like this.

What is with this leftist bs? Okay, I'm gonna make fun of you for it. I don't care if you're Republican or not.

The moment you get up here and you start doing this work. I'm up here because I was you were disagreed with people disagreed with you. No one said anything about you being a woman. That's what you're doing. You're making a big deal about having a vagina. No one gives a rat's ass that has nothing to do with why people like got mad at you or criticized you or whatever. Can can we have some of the people on the right stop doing this?

Like I get we got some thirsty people on the right who are desperate to like to bump up their name in terms of recognition and in the press, but this is some leftist stuff. This is a going out there be like, Well, I was you know, I'm up here as a woman. Also, has she even read the book? Like, what does she think the A stands for a woman? Like, what does she think it stands for? Attention, attention. Okay, what's that letter stand for? Adultery.

Adultery. What is what is this? Oh, girl, what is you doing? What is this? I saw this.

And then when I saw this video last yesterday, I died. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man. I don't know what's better. Her going up in front of the church folks talking about how she didn't bang her boyfriend before coming to the prayer breakfast or wearing the shirt that she thinks a stands for attention.

I don't know what's better. I'm wearing this shirt. It says A for a woman. A victim, a woman.

Oh, man, let's not. Oh, oh, you know what? We got Congresswoman Beth Van Dyne coming up. I'm gonna ask her what shirt she wore with a letter on it. Did she wear a shirt with a letter on it? I was wondering. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.