Absurd Truth: Who Kicked The Dogs Out??

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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I didn't know, because I was so pure and wholesome. Thanks, people. I see you.

I see you all. A Florida man accused of dousing a McDonald's manager with hot coffee was apparently did so over a one cent dispute. He was charged with felony battery.

He legit doused a dude with hot coffee at a drive through. 64 year old man. Cain, what did you say old people are not innocent?

That's not what I say. I say not all old people are innocent. Eliezar Ravello was arrested in Miami Springs. According to law enforcement, he was told to stay away from Stephanie Restugia, as well as the Mickey D's where the alleged really is it alleged altercation took place. So apparently, they show he was at the drive through window. He had an argument with Restugia. She's the manager and according to the report, she approached the window after she heard Ravello who was described as a frequent customer complaining that he'd been overcharged by literally a cent. It was legit one cent guys. And so when she reached out to hand him his coffee, he slapped it back at her before driving off and it literally legit burned her arm and chest because it was hot coffee.

So Restugia has worked at manager for years described the experience as humiliating. And he yelled and was like, you're robbing me. It literally was over a cent. A penny, literally a penny.

I'm not kidding you one penny. Okay, so this is not funny. A Florida man admits that he was drunk. When he fell asleep, drove off from deputies during a traffic stop. He was taken to jail. After he admitted that he was drunk this Florida man, Emmanuel class 45.

He was arrested on charges of DUI, resisting fleeing a law enforcement officer around 6am Sunday, they spotted him at a green light. He was just sitting there they went through it, it went through the whole cycle of the light. And they found he was asleep. They tried to wake him they weren't successful. He was dazed when he finally did wake he really didn't respond to them telling them to lower his window. So he refused to roll down his window and then drove off. They took him to jail they did all the sobriety he failed all the sobriety stuff.

And then he admitted finally that he had fallen asleep because he was drunk. Gee, you think? Do you think so?

Tomorrow we're going to talk about a Florida guy that got arrested because he got into an argument over how to clean a cast iron skillet. Does it seem like every time you turn around or open up your wallet, you're shocked at the changes that have directly impacted your life in just two and a half years. There's something that you can do to protect the value of your hard earned savings and retirement accounts. Contact the folks at American Hartford Gold and talk to them about your options and diversifying your assets. Empower yourself with opportunity.

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That's 866-887-1188 or text Dana to 998899. There are some new pictures of Commander Biden fighting a staffer again. How many times has that dog bitten the Biden's? I would refer you to the Secret Service and also the First Lady's office. Okay, it's the 12th known incident of this dog biting a White House staffer. A lot of times when that happens, there's a lawsuit. Isn't the President worried about getting sued?

I would refer you to the Secret Service or the First Lady's office. Okay, so that is Peter Doocy talking about the situation with, you know, Commander Biden, the dog. This is kind of important.

Welcome back to the show. Just because I love dogs. It's important. It's important to me. It's important to you.

Dana Lash here with you. You can listen to the radio program. You can watch a simulcast. YouTube always has great discussion. Sidebar for the chat.

Juan has never seen the burbs. We just gave him another assignment over the weekend. All right, back to the back to the point. Okay, so how many dogs is this? I'm like really confused. Did he also all named them commander? Isn't this like the 11th dog or something? I don't know.

It might not be that many, but it's more than one, which is one too many that they're having this problem with. So apparently the dog was just out there biting everybody. And I cannot stand when you guys know I am a dog. Crazy person with dogs. And I'm not a fan of cats.

I'm actually super allergic to cats, like highly allergic to cats. So I can't be around cats anyway, but love dogs. And I cannot stand it when people don't train their dogs. And then when their dogs do something as a result when they exhibit bad behavior because of no discipline or training, then it's Oh, it's the dog or it's the breed and it's not the dumb ass owner. I love this. I think some people should just they shouldn't own dogs.

And I kind of think yes, so yeah, champ, major and commander. German Shepherds are smart. They're super smart. I they're actually the German Shepherd is my favorite, my absolute favorite breed. They shed like mad and they require a lot of invest like a lot of time investment with training and discipline, which is why I don't have one right now because I wouldn't be able to be the dog owner that my German Shepherd would need. So when you I think when you have these dogs, you have a responsibility if you really love your dogs and you care for your dogs, your responsibility to train them and to show them proper behavior, you have to be the alpha of the pack and you you're you have to set the limitations. And it's like the Biden's want these dogs just like with everything else, but they don't want to do the work that's involved. So this dog apparently, one of the stories is that this dog like straight up super bit.

A What was it? How many Secret Service agents like several Secret Service agents, but one of them had I think had to go to like urgent care or something like that, from what I was reading. That's kind of a and he's they had this report that came out that the New York Post had and they were saying, Oh, we had to speak out that what has been happening is a little bit more dangerous than has been previously disclosed. And staffers were saying that it's it's now it's a dangerous workplace because their dog commander has been more personnel. They said there's 12 documented biting incidents 11 with Secret Service staff alone.

And they said that the actual number of incidences is actually a lot higher. And a gardener was the one that was bit previously they had a Secret Service agent that was bit most recently and then it would went after the gardener. The gardeners also the same guy that walks the dog by the way, like their gardener who is out there the White House, he actually walks the dog. And this sounds like it's an issue with the dog or not the dog sorry, Biden's handling of the dog. Cain said that the Biden's are grateful that the dogs don't have diaries or laptops. It's probably true.

So there's the the pulling this up. So judicial watch says that they're suing for documents to get a full understanding of how the Biden's have treated commander because apparently there's stuff going on about how Biden has treated this dog. Like there was the Do you remember the time that he said he fell when he had to wear the boot on his leg when he was getting out of the shower? Because he was pulling on majors tail. Now, hold up, Cain, I made a joke about Well, at least Biden doesn't shower with the dogs. Well, I mean, he was in the shower. And then he said that he pulled majors tail while exiting the shower. I don't want to focus too much on an ID idea or optic of Biden getting out of the shower. But who and who in their mind, who just were anyway, you're getting out of the shower. And you're like, here's my dog. I'm gonna pull his tail. Who does this?

And then he fell and that's how he hurt his stupid foot. What? Who believes that nobody? I don't know. He just sounds like I wear the animal rights activists, by the way. Where are they?

Where are they at? Where's Cesar Millan for crying out loud? Right.

Someone was like, Well, I got a contrarian view here. You know, dogs gotta be trained. Yeah, dogs have to be trained by the people who own them and profess to love them. And then there was the video of him getting off of this is marine one, I think. And he gets off and his foot gets tangled. And the dog's leash, his foot got tangled in the leash. And this poor sweet dog doesn't know what's going on.

And Biden like kind of like, like hits him in the head with his leg. And I don't know, I mean, you could it just, it's just weird. It's just the whole thing is weird. I just don't think that he's a good dog owner. And I think that he likes to I think they're like, you need to have dogs, so that you have this, it gives you a softer image, it softens you up, you have to have dogs. I think that's what they told him, because he doesn't act like any dog owner that I know, like we when with every dog that I've had, like, you train them, and it's not difficult.

It's just about repetition, and consistency, you know, you train them to sit, you train them to stay, you train them to, you know, go to the bathroom outdoors, you know, basic commands, things like that, you know, with the reward system. And, and we, I mean, it's, I we had two, we had two Frenchies, and we lost Louie, because I've had all kinds of dogs. I've had German Shepherds before I've had Labs, I've had all kinds of dogs. And the Frenchies were some of the most stubborn dogs I've ever had. And Louie, who we lost two years ago, he was kind of like our Bimbo. He was super sweet and super loyal, but he was also super frustrating. And he just didn't he was he alerted to everything.

He was just a ball of, you know, paranoia. And Rocco, who is really like a human. I think it's if Winston Churchill was ever could ever come back to life as a dog, it would have been he'd be Rocco. Anyway, so Rocco was really easy to train. Louie was a lot harder, and it just took a lot of repetition. He just didn't care about the reward system that much.

He just he wanted to do his own thing. It's all about repetition. Same thing with German Shepherds.

Same thing. I mean, there's with the Labs, the Lab was pretty easy to train. It's all about repetition. And these and you can't have when you have a I don't know how old Commander is, but you can't it's very difficult to put a pup in the crazy environment that is the White House as well. And then expect them expect to retain their attention for their attention for training. But my whole point is that did you honestly think that these dogs were going to turn out any better than the kids?

Think about it. Look at their kids. And he's got kids by two different people.

And they all are they all turned out the same. This clearly is an issue with him. It's clearly an issue with parenting. It's clearly an issue with him as an authority figure. He comes across as a guy who's too busy chasing his own tail to give any anybody else or anything else attention.

So everything else goes to hell around him. So I don't know. I mean, someone just someone said, Well, unlike Hunter commander wasn't snorting cocaine with hookers. So that's progress. Although I do think now I do wonder if Biden didn't shower with him.

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Maybe I'm joking. I don't care if you're offended, then I don't care. Burn it all down. I'm so tired of I don't care if someone's feelings are so fragile. I can't even make a joke. I am not for those people. Go go to hell. I don't care.

All right. Moving on. I there was this dude in Scotland who got kidnapped by an electric car. It drove itself crashed into the police. Brian Morrison was forced to dodge red lights and had to dial 999 from inside his new car after it started driving itself came. The man says he was kidnapped by his new electric car. It's malfunctioned, forced him to dodge red lights, crashed into a police van. It did finally end up stopping the 53 year old. He had to call for help. He was heading home from work. Bless his heart. And then his brand new car. The brakes wouldn't work.

Nothing would work. And it just decided to totally take control. And that was it. And so finally, he I love the pictures that they have. British newspapers love to take pictures of people making unflattering faces like right by where the story is.

Have you noticed this? Like this is this person like there's another photo of this dude with his hands in his parka and he's standing right in front of his car, I guess, looking mad. But yeah, they I mean, thankfully, he's okay.

But I mean, they had to do a diagnostic check on the car and all this is what I'm talking about. This a 13 foot long Python survived five months in an Oklahoma City trailer park eating cats. That's an actual story.

Karen had to take it over. I can't do this. Oh my gosh.

A 13 foot Python. That's how I survived in a trailer park by eating cats. That's the story. That's it. They told the staff to look out. They also said, I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh. They had this guy.

His name is Trevor Bounds and he's with Redbeard Wildlife Control. He said his coat was the mouth on that thing is the size of your foot. And when it opens up, you're going to be able to fit something pretty large in there. Oh my gosh. They finally killed it.

But it ate like tons of cats. We got more on the way. Today, I'm announcing my administration has approved an additional $9 billion relief for 125,000 borrowers in just the past few weeks under that program. With the latest debt cancellation in total, my administration has canceled $127 billion in student debts for nearly 3.6 million Americans.

This kind of relief is life changing for individuals and their families. But it's good for our economy as a whole as well. So great, we're all going to have our money grown.

Our wealth is going to be grown. So this is what they actually traded out. Hold up.

This is what they tweeted out. Let me pull this up. Welcome back to the show, by the way, while I do this. Dana Lesh with you.

Always good to be with you. And you can listen coast to coast. You can stream the National Acidic Radio program.

You can also watch the simulcast YouTube, Facebook, Channel 347, Direct TV. So they retweeted this Axios piece. Axios reported the Biden administration announced another $9 billion in student loan forgiveness, third step relief programs, bringing the total forgiveness, because he's the Lord, to $127 billion for about 3.6 billion borrowers.

They tweeted this, retweeted it and they go, guess what? It also grow the economy. It benefits everybody. It hurts nobody. Cain, guess what you get as an early Christmas gift?

Someone else's college tuition. Yay. Are you so excited? Can I be forgiven for that?

Yeah. Can I be forgiven my mortgage? What about all I'll bypass? But Steve paid his loans. Where's this forgiveness? Steve, there's no forgiveness for you, you sinner.

None for you. If you paid off your debt, shame on you, you sinner. Why did they say this? It's not forgiveness. I love the language. This is all such a language battle. I fight over the words because Orwell told us to. The revolution is complete when the language is perfect. Forgiveness sounds like something was done to these people.

Can you believe that they just rounded up people and they kidnapped them and they took them to these overpriced universities where these people went into debt six figures to study women's studies, which is just a degree in bitching? That's all it is. I can say that. You guys can't. I can say that because of vagina. So apparently it's my get out of jail free pass. I can do everything.

It's magical. Except fold fitted sheets. Anyway, so I mean, $127 billion total. 3.6 million borrowers.

Now, I did not compile these numbers. The government did. Most of these cats are grad school people. They got stupid degrees.

They can't even cut nobody up. I just feel like why are you going unless you're going to be like an attorney or a doctor, you know, you're doing something like that. Then you're paying too much, bro.

You're paying too much. You got you're dying. What?

Are you okay over there? No, it's just like everything that we've heard even from Democrats say that the president doesn't have the power to do this, including the Supreme Court. Nancy Pelosi said it. Yeah, who cares?

She got moved out of her office. Who cares? Let let the old man let President Daddy showers do what he wants comes on. Come on. Including shower with his dog.

Remember, that's how he fell in this bathroom and got hurt and was wearing the boot. I don't know. I didn't make this story up. This happened. You got to hear about it.

Oh, my gosh, I just can't deal with it. I can't it doesn't benefit everyone. How does this grow the economy? You know what grows the economy? Not starting out your life being a dip wad by going six figures in debt over a stupid degree.

Again, PCU everybody Jeremy Piven. But you got a degree in a 2000 year old dead language. Get out. Exactly. It's my point.

I could not as a parent let my kids study something stupid. I'm going to go off into a tangent here and humor me because my coffee machine died. Don't buy a Breville. It's trash. They're trash. It's like trash. I don't know how else to say it. I hate it and I'm mad. I got a lot of feelings right now because you guys know how I feel about my coffee machine. Anyway, don't tell me to do the French press. That's trash.

I want to be able to I want all my bells and whistles in one spot. Anyway, I was going to make a point about this. Where I do think at some point, parents got away in here. I reject the notion. This is where I turn into Dustin Hoffman from the Medici's. I reject the idea that as a parent, you know, you as soon as they turn 18, then you don't get to tell your kids what to do no more. Now, maybe I won't go as far as him because his kid was like almost 30. But Dustin Hoffman's character and this is completely fictionalized, but it's a good illustration.

And that whole Medici saga. He told his kid he's like, I gave you life and I'll tell you what to do with it. I would not tell him I if my kid was like, Mom, I want to I want to go get a doctorate in basket weaving. I would hit them. I would I would actually hit my child. If they told me that I'm going to go six figures into debt ruin my crisis.

And my life by getting a degree to going into men's studies, which actually might be useful because it's about how to control the thermostat, you know, back into a parking spot, you know, ancient Rome, things like that. But some of this is our I really do think that it's inflated because people look at it as a status symbol. We are a ridiculous species. We really are. We are. This is what we do. This is why aliens don't visit us because we're stupid. We're people who like, golly, we got to spend thousands of dollars to impress people that we don't like.

Yay. We got to have that status symbol. Our kids got to go to this fancy college and get a super fancy degree and something worthless. Make it, you know, make it useful.

Make it worthwhile. Not everybody's got to go to college. But see, a lot of this is, you know, parents have not told their kids no. You don't have to facilitate it.

They can still make their decisions. You just don't have to facilitate it. Okay, you're going to make that decision. Well, then you're going to bear the brunt of it.

It's still your decision. I'm just not facilitating it. So like my friend, I told you this last hour, because I sat for five seconds in a class that was called Women in Renaissance France. He turned all your homework in on a pad. I'm joking.

Not really, although that would be true. But this chick that I sat next to was telling me how she was going to after her after daddy paid for her associates, any of her education after that, she wouldn't have paid for it. She wanted to get a doctorate in women's studies so she could go and return the griff, right, and teach about this teach about women's studies in school and college. Like that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. You're going to go into debt for that.

You're going to go into debt learning about women nagging. Why on earth? Why do you hate yourself? Parents didn't tell them no. That's why. First off, raise kids who don't do stupid stuff like that, number one. And then number two, if they do do stupid stuff like that, have the beans to say that's stupid. You're stupid.

That's a stupid choice. These are not like precious little babies. This is how you got Hunter Biden, because Joe treats him like precious little newborn 50 something almost 60. He qualifies for the early bird special at Denny's, Hunter Biden.

Does he? Is that that age, by the way? Is that the age that you qualify? I don't know what the age you qualify. When you get the discount on the moon over my hammy cane, when does that happen? Is it 55?

60? Is it? I don't know. I don't know either.

I'm just, you know, just wondering. So my whole point in this is that this really wouldn't be as bad, number one, if parents told their kids no, if people didn't inflate this and if Democrats didn't vote to nationalize all of it. This is theft. How does stealing from someone make the economy grow?

How is this any different than looting CVS? Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.