Absurd Truth: Biden's Oblivious BBQ

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It's time for Florida Man. All right, so I got one headline. Oh, kind of gross one. It has to do with a villager. The Villages. Minecraft style. This is kind of gross, though.

I gotta be real. So the headlines whenever they say villager I just I still am amused. A 300 pound villager was sentenced after stalking a resident's grandson. Russell Edward Thompson, 54, of the village of Springdale has been placed on probation for three years.

He pled no contest last month in Sumter County Court to charge as a burglar in theft, a charge of stalking, a charge of criminal mischief. He's living with a man who was living with a 73 year old grandmother, met Thompson through an online dating application and the grandson was picked up at the grandmother's house by Thompson who asked if he could buy him some pot. Long story short, the dude thought that the 300 pound villager seemed weird and didn't want to be around him and then started getting threatening messages from him. And the dude started showing up at the guy's grandmother's house banging on the door, all this stuff. And the dude is huge, too. I mean, he's every bit looking 300 pounds. So finally, and he also did damage to the property, too. He was apprehended and he was sentenced to, well, he was put in jail, he was apprehended and now he's got probation for three years. He's also a prohibited possessor.

Man, they don't make villagers that big in Minecraft, I do have to say, just you know, that's not why I am. Let's see. This is not a way to do a job interview. A man went to a Florida store. This is from Miami Herald. He went to a Florida store for a job interview, and then he ended up stealing a car outside in the parking lot like a genius. Stole a car legit right outside the business, according to Polk County Sheriff's Office.

It was Pilot Travel Center in Lake Wales, 23 year old shut up for a job interview. But then he stole a car outside of the business. It was like was the job for stealing and that was like the the I don't know was that his his test?

I don't know. I'm just very of see a Florida man crashes a stolen car after OnStar shuts the engine off in a multi county high speed chase. Dude, Winter Haven man facing several charges. He crashed a stolen car on Interstate 4 after the engine was turned off by OnStar. That's actually kind of neat. How that can the 23 year old stole a Cadillac SUV from again, this was still the Cadillac SUV.

He was struck by OnStar the moment he stole the car, shut it down remotely. You know, Caltech has always been about public safety and self defense and the Caltech P15 is no exception. Whether you prefer the polymer or metal version, this reliable compact lightweight is the perfect go to the P15 polymer is the lightest, slimmest double stack concealed carry nine millimeter on the market.

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Your pooler asked why band was playing. The White House responded the president first lady are hosting a barbecue for the White House residents, staff and their families. Big old barbecue.

Hmm. I mean, you know, you got Americans that are held hostage and our strategic ally suffered, you know, it's a terror, one of the worst terrorist attacks in its history. And, you know, you would have thought that maybe the president wouldn't be partying it up with a live band and a barbecue. But then it got worse because now you have they called it was 11 o'clock and they called lid for him already. Meaning when that when they say call a lid, what that means is the president is done with public engagements for the day, including press conferences. So whenever you hear that phrase call a lid, that's what that means. It means the president Oh, they called a lid.

That means just imagine just imagine you putting a lid on a jar closing it up for the day. That's that's what this means. So it means the president, you're not going to see him anymore today.

And apparently you're not going to see anything from any department today. From what we're hearing from the White House. I mean, you Americans were killed by a terrorist group in Gaza by the terrorist government in Gaza.

Gaza is a terrorist state, because of its terrorist government, funded by Iran, who has all this money that was freed up for it by this administration and a hostage as a part of a hostage agreement. Do you remember when there was let me pull this story out. It says New York Times. It was back in 2002, a friend of mine sent this to me and it said remember, do you they and asked me Do you remember the feedback Bush got from this? And it was a story about Bush playing golf the morning after a bus was bombed in Israel. And a statement was issued where he condemned the attack about the same time that I guess he took to the to the green. And New York Times had this hit piece. Oh my gosh, Bush plays golf. It was literally a bush plays golf while you know Israel's attack. I'm just wondering. And that was about a year after 911. I'm just wondering, you know, if there's going to be anything like that. You know, there's no accountability from the media.

Nobody's there. Apparently, also, Anthony Blinken. And this is the other thing, they had a number of tweets that they put out and then deleted from the Secretary of State. This is the other thing that's confusing. So if you thought you know, all the barbecues, that's a bad look.

That wasn't even the worst look. So US Secretary of State, Anthony Blinken, apparently said that he had tweeted that he talked with the Turkish foreign minister and encouraged Turkey's advocacy for a ceasefire. What? And release of hostages by Hamas immediately. So I guess a ceasefire meaning no response. So I guess a ceasefire meaning no response or defense from Israel.

There's no there's no ceasefire here. This is the unfortunate choice that Hamas made. This is the unfortunate choice that these terrorists have been making an administration of this strip of land for decades now. This is what the terrorists have. This is what they chose to do. So people don't get to demand that Israel cease fire. That that off ramp has passed, you pass that.

This is the FAFO highway and we're coming up on the town of FO. Yeah, they don't get to demand that anymore. I can't believe that. I mean, and he deleted it. He deleted the tweet. He tweeted it and then he deleted it.

He deleted it. He called for a ceasefire. That's like telling Roosevelt, it would be it would be the same as like another country telling Roosevelt. Yes, we're encouraging you to cease fire after Pearl Harbor. Oh, Pearl Harbor was attacked.

We're encouraging both Japan and US to cease fire. What? No, no, no.

Huh? That's not how this works. There is going to be a response. There's going to be a defense because no one learns you know how many times they've done cease fires. In fact, every time they've done ceasefire Israel has done cease fires. Israel has followed it to the letter of the of the agreement.

And it's always been who came? Hamas. That has violated the ceasefire. Every single ceasefire agreement. It is always without exception from the beginning of measured time Hamas that has violated it. So no, you don't get to call for cease fires anymore.

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So that is the latest just to give you an update. Also, a couple of other things. This is just I think kind of goes into how pervasive stupidity can be and cowardice can be even at a celebrity level. So Kylie Jenner apparently posted support for Israel and then deleted her Instagram story. It was on her Instagram stories after fan backlash because there are too many stupid people out there who think that historically a nation that ever existed called Palestine that was named spitefully by Hadrian still exists. Oh, yeah, we're going to get into all of that.

Let's just bring the brass knuckles today, everybody. Also, this fascinates me. Listen to this. So an 84-year-old dude reveals that he lived free in a secret apartment in New York's historic King Manor, where he resided for 30 years without paying any rent or working a legitimate day in his life. That's insane. He lived there. A dude named Roy Fox. He's been a caretaker of this Jamaica Queens estate for more than 30 years. He has lived there in this estate, like in the secret apartment there. And he's got an oven, a fridge, a dishwasher, all kinds of stuff. And he had a little compact apartment where he has 4000 books in there. And he lived there.

He never had to pay anything. This is crazy. This is so wild. And so there's a whole piece that's just weird. It's just I didn't even it's a little secret compartment like apartment that's in this place that I guess. Do they not know about it?

How does this happen? Yeah. I think according to our friend Larry is going to have to I think we're going to have to make a Sin City news situation here because he's been sharing some very interesting news from Las Vegas. Like for instance, this was over the weekend, a casino security in downtown Vegas. They had to respond to a disturbance on one of the floors in one of the casinos.

A man sweating profusely, shouting in the middle of the room, I can't control my bowels. And they had to there was like so many of these instances. So I think we're going to have to have a special headline section just for that.

Wall Street isn't sure that it can handle all of Washington's bonds. Pet Shop Boys are angry. Y'all remember Pet Shop Boys, right? They're mad that Drake did not clear a sample of their Western girls in his new song. Yeah, you can be in real trouble for that if you don't do that because Drake doesn't write his own stuff. I mean, he just samples stuff, right? So apparently they said that the Western girls track on his song All the Parties, they did not they did not secure his permission. In fact, they wrote on Twitter, surprising to hear Drake singing the chorus of Western girls in the track All the Parties on his new album. No credit given or permission requested. Oh, wow. So they it's kind of surprising that Universal Music that Drake put this out on did not catch it because they have literally a whole clearance department of lawyers that deal with this IP.

And while this happens, sometimes it doesn't happen like all the time because that can be very litigious and very expensive to deal with. So all right, coming up, we're going to have a quick history lesson for the drivebys on how Palestine isn't real. At hotels and malls on the street, and they remind me that this country is ready for a history making change already.

They are ready to reclaim their freedom, their independence. And that's why I'm here today. I'm here to declare myself an independent candidate.

So R.K. Junior says that he is not running as a Democrat now he's running as an independent. I bet there are some people on the right that are very happy that they propped him up. I mean, the guy is for gun control. He actually thinks that there should be tests before you can even get a firearm. I mean, he's a climate change pusher. He's one of those guys that's all for the redistribution of wealth through the theory that isn't even adopted by three quarters of the scientific community, quote unquote, climate change. I mean, the guys, I think that he's a nut job. I've always thought he's a nut job.

The fact that we thought we finally fell on a square of agreement as it relates to the coronavirus vaccine, which wasn't a vaccine. It wasn't the clot shot does not mean that that is enough to make him the Messiah of the right, which is what a lot of even people that I know and friends of mine have tried to do. They really prop this dude up.

Well, guess what? His independent run. He's going to pull from both sides, including from some people's very, very preferred candidate. Welcome back to the program.

Dana Lash here with you. We also have this situation with Kevin McCarthy in the house. And I don't know, I am so done with the drama.

Here's why I bring this up. Because if something goes sideways, like if there's say that there's something I mean, say there's a terror cell here in the US. Hell, nobody knows because the southern border has been so wide open. And we do know for a fact that CPB has had they've been able to actually our CBP they've been have taken an apprehended terrorists at the southern border before, you know, so you really don't know. But what happens if something goes sideways here in the US with the terror cell? What happens if you know, we have a situation where you have terrorists running through the streets like you did in Israel? The house is frozen, they can't do anything. Now some say that maybe McCarthy could go back to being speaker because nobody else can get to 18. Well, how can he get to 18? Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.