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I feel like this is like a title of a comic character, Barefoot Man. Florida man, barefoot man broke into a South Florida church and stole their iPads Lauderdale-by-the-Sea, Florida Authorities in Broward County are investigating after a man allegedly broke into a Lauderdale-by-the-Sea church No, really? Is that why you said Lauderdale-by-the-Sea at the start of the piece? Stole several items, including an iPad and caused damage inside of the building It occurred Sunday afternoon Surveillance footage shows a man in a tank top and swim trunks, entering the church by pulling a cart. He was barefoot and remained inside for several minutes.
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So they They asked if he could identify the person In the surveillance footage They showed him smashing pumpkins in the video Thompson said, that's me He was arrested He also was entirely unapologetic And he said the only reason that he left Is because he needed to go to sleep I don't know, man I can't, you can't Oh, but wait, there's more With the purchase of one slap chop You get a Florida woman who pulls a weapon on a family member over a language gap after nearly hitting them with her Porsche. Her response or their response, she's rich, though. Good luck. Road rage. It was in Lee County, Florida.
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There's a guy who went after the pride flags at Starbucks, and because it's considered private property, he got in trouble.
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What is this? What is this? Is she trying to make fun of people using a southern accent? Is that what I'm hearing? Is that her appearing to use a southern accent?
while she was at Harvard, she was at an event in Harvard 85 Nancy Pelosi Oh Lord put a hand up from my mouth right now First off welcome back to the program Dana Lash with you We are at the top of this third hour You can find the chat at Rumble, and you can also follow along and watch us do the radio program on Channel 347 Direct TV. She is described as having baffled viewers at Harvard because she slipped into a Southern accent while she was talking about religious voters, King. She was speaking when she began to add the twang in her voice. We're going to play it again, but this is what she said. She goes, you're a people of faith.
You go to church on Sunday, and you pray in church on Sunday, and pray, P-R-E-Y.
So she focus group this on people the rest of the week what is this interesting go ahead and play one one more time please one you're people of faith you go to church on sunday and pray in church on sunday and pray on people the rest of the week what is this thought she was clever thought she was you know i met her one time uh and my son met her my oldest son met her. We were in D.C. And her staff always preps her very well. She was very polite. She was very, you know, probably you might think, sometimes you meet some of these people and you might think, oh, outside of politics, you seem like you might be a nice person you could at least talk to.
You know, not a horrible person. She knew my son's name, which that's a very yeah, I know, right? Because it's not like, you know, they're online. It's like, whoa, her people prep her very well. She was like, Oh, it's good to see you said his name.
And then, and then left. I was like, Oh, very interesting. And we both kind of looked at each other. But I don't think you need to make fun of people like this. She I guess she's trying to make fun of evangelicals and say that if you don't give one and a half trillion dollars for spending on illegal alien health care, that you're not a Christian.
Because my response would be, well, you just don't kill babies in the womb and then call yourself a Christian. You don't sit here and get behind all of the trans mafia that you get behind and call yourself a Christian. You know, there's a lot of stuff that you don't do. You don't take from one and give to another. That's not being a good Christian.
She's making fun of them, though. That's exactly what she was doing. That's not even a great Southern accent, you know. That's not even a good Southern accent. but that's that's um someone said that she's probably trying to keep her dentures from slipping out her mouth and that's why she had to start talking like that which i don't know if that helps or not but uh that it just not she's been you know she's been in congress for so long i um i mean she's been in congress for forever she's been in government for forever she she i i mean i'm actually shocked i think most everybody i think she's older she's been in congress longer than steve's been alive definitely longer than juan's been alive she's been in congress for a long time if she is unhappy with the way that things are structured why hasn't she used her power all of this time to do something about it especially when she was the Speaker of the House for the first part of Barack Obama's first term in which Democrats had a supermajority until they had special elections that evened it out just a bit.
But making fun of people? I don't know. Did she pick that up from Hillary Clinton, using the accent? You just can't go and pray on people on Sunday and then pray on them in the streets. Who's praying on them in the streets?
well you're preying on them in the streets you know if if you ain't giving you know people who come in the country legally cane if you ain't giving them a million a trillion and a half dollars then you're preying on them i don't really think that's how that works is that what she thinks so you know what those people that she makes fun of do more to help the the disadvantage than she does by trying to leverage government as as a fake way of helping people really when it's all about expanding control and authority i just hate it when people make fun of southern folks i don't like it they're always so proper even you know even the mean ones are real proper it's like how the germans all sound mean my husband's family's german so i can say that. It's all and everything, even like joy over having a delicious meal sounds angry. It's all great. I think Democrats need to kind of think back and learn their lesson just a little bit as you know, you can't you need those people. They need those nice people to win elections.
But this idea that we're going to use emotional blackmail with religion as a way to browbeat people into supporting egregious government spending, neither shall you work, neither shall you eat. I mean, we can sit here and go back and forth with scripture all day long. She's not gonna win this battle. Not gonna win it. Not gonna win it.
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So a woman is suing SeaWorld Orlando because she was on a roller coaster and a duck hit her face. A duck flew into her face while she was riding a roller coaster. It literally knocked her unconscious. I'm done. I know, right?
She's seeking at least $50,000. She says it's negligence that led to why the duck hit her. She said that they did not maintain their premises in a reasonably safe condition. They did not want dangerous conditions, etc. They said defendant created a zone of danger for bird strikes because of the high speed of the coaster.
Blah, blah, blah. I just, you know, they said she has permanent injuries and pain of a physical and mental nature. I mean, how bad did the duck hurt you?
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I mean, that's that duck is pretty stupid if it, like, sees a roller coaster and is like, I'm going to fly over there. I don't know. I don't know what I feel about it, but I just I mean, I feel bad for it. That's a bummer, man. It's dumb to sue.
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So you literally cannot talk about issues in China publicly unless you have a degree in the specific area of issue that you are speaking on. This is a new thing now. That's crazy. This is you can't. I mean, it's definitely not, you know, free speech, but they're demanding that influencers prove their qualifications or they get in trouble.
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You know, if you're talking about, well, who is the militia?
Well, it's every man and woman in the United States. That's who the militia is and was. It's how it was always defined to be. But one of the things that where they kind of stood on immigration, in some aspects, they were a little progressive. Not all.
But in some aspects, some of them might be measured by today's conservatives as a little progressives. But that was just specifically on legal entry. After that, they were very conservative. And they believed in kind of like a quarantine period of sorts. And Mason did not think that you should be running for any kind of office, not even dog catcher.
Well, they didn't really have dog catchers back then, but you know what I mean? Unless you had been here for a minimum of three years. And he's right. How can you come to a country that you, it's like me going to, well, hell, it'd be like me going to like Jamaica or Puerto Rico or somewhere else or Italy or Spain. And immediately as I get over there, like, okay, I'm going to run for, I'm going to run and mess up all your politics now.
I'm going to run for office. And I mean, it makes sense. And that's what he and many of the other founders believed. In fact, Mason had stated, quote, citizenship for three years is not enough for ensuring that local knowledge, which ought to be possessed by the representative, making sure that, you know, you can't tell if it's going to be measurable at that point. And he's not wrong.
Omar Fata is the problem of the rejection of assimilation. And that is a big aspect of this. There's a problem with the way that we I don't really know when this kicked into gear. I was thinking about this this morning and trying to get my thoughts organized about this but I don't know when It kicked in was it the 80s because I remember you remember the phrase melting pot, right? Everybody remembers the melting pot phrase And at some point When was this canon the aughts the early aughts when did that become like a politically incorrect phrase Like you not supposed to say that anymore When did that happen Because that a psyop for sure Well it a psychological trick on you And I say that because melting pot, what does melting pot suggest?
You have a bunch of people who come over and they all basically melt into one thing as a way. It's not homogenous, but it is assimilated, meaning you don't have to reject where you're coming from or some of the values that you have, but it is that commonality and coming over here. Do you want to be free? And then your loyalty is to this republic as a citizen before any other sovereign entity. We are not demanding that happen of people who are coming here and immigrating.
So at some point, The left decided, and this is, again, all because of CRT, critical race theory.
Now, we can't say melting pot anymore. This is the only time they didn't want to actually focus on race and ethnicity. No, no, no, we don't want to say melting pot. They wanted to keep everything separate so that they could load up factions against each other. This is the whole purpose.
So melting pot, the rejection of that wasn't just a rejection of a term that they found offensive. It was a rejection of assimilation. when they started attacking the conservatives or started attacking the right for using that phrase they weren't attacking language they were trying to recondition you into how you think about assimilation it is rude they posit to expect people who immigrate over here to adapt to our way of life to adapt to our culture and as a result you get things like what we were dealing with in Irving Texas people coming over here from Middle Eastern countries and they wanted to reject Western jurisprudence and establish an entire court of Sharia law. That's something they actively tried to push for. In Minneapolis, the same thing is happening there.
Minneapolis is turning into Luton. There's a place in England called Luton. And in fact, some of the 9-11 terrorists, that's where some of their imams were in Luton. In fact, one of the craziest imams in all of the UK is in Luton. That's where a lot of this stuff kicked off.
like with Tommy Robinson and all of that was in Luton. Minneapolis is turning into Luton. There was a rejection of assimilation.
So you had people coming here who didn't, not only did they not want to be free, but they don't want you to be free. That's what it is. And now we're skyrocketing these people into elected office before they've even assimilated. How are you representing a people when you're rejecting their way of life? That should be, I don't think, you have to be a full-on citizen to even be considered for elected office.
And even then, I think it should only be state and local. I am really hardcore. And so this is why I'm saying Republicans are too big government for me. Whenever I hear someone, I am probably the most conservative person you will ever know. The full scope of my views, even some of my friends are like, oh my gosh.
But no, that's just the way it should be And that's the way it was I would dare First off, maybe I wasn't Raised in a barn, but I would Never think of going to another nation And say, now you gotta be me now You gotta go I'm not assimilating to you, you're going to assimilate To me We're gonna do things my way, I'm going to displace your legal system I'm going to displace this, that No But that's part of the Attack on our freedom. That's why CRT is in so many ways even more effective than the economic warfare that you associate with more traditional Marxist tactics.
So you look at this stuff in Minneapolis, it's insane. You look at Mandani in New York. I had some polling on him, by the way. You look at Mandani in New York. I mean, they did one survey that I saw.
Do you know that his support is greatest in the bougiest parts of Manhattan?
So the richest Manhattanites are supporting him because they can. It doesn't matter to them if there's going to be higher taxes. It doesn't matter. They're not affected by any of this stuff, but the people who aren't billionaires will be. I got some also polling about Jay Jones.
This is in Virginia.
So Miyares is at 46% and Jay Jones is at 38% right now. Samiares is finally over. This is a Roanoke college poll that was taken from October 22nd through the 27th. And he's below the margin of error. It's still going to be close.
If they get a lot of turnout, it won't be. But it's still going to be relatively close. And Mandani is just cruising. He's, you know, he's leading. He's going to win.
He's another case of refusing to assimilate. We're going to bring our perspective of, you know, Sharia and Islamic jurisprudence here, and we're going to start offsetting how you do things in the United States. That's a real problem because you're – I mean because you see things like what you've been seeing in Ireland and what you've been seeing in the UK with Rotherham and a lot of these other places where the refusal to assimilate has made people vulnerable. I mean, good night. There's crime lawlessness disorder.
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