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Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome into the Winkler Verse. I'm Bart Winkler on this Monday, April the 6th. Carlos Ortiz, you know him as Carlos with the K. From the Infinity Sports Network.
All right, P. And now spending his time. Uh on the weekends on Westwood One. As is my good friend now Mike Wickett. Who's back on the airwaves?
And happy to see that he's wanted to, he never thought he'd get back into sports, but he's there.
So do check him out on the weekends. Carlos? How are you doing? Happy belated Easter. Happy National Championship Monday.
If you give a shit, I'm doing well. My internet much. Ah, that's fucking great. All right.
So. There's Carlos frozen. For three weeks. For three weeks, Carlos has been unable to figure out. how to use his actual laptop.
because I've been trying to connect with him. And it's he cannot hear me. We have done all this kind of stuff as he just texted me. Unbelievable. My internet just took a hit.
We've been doing all this kind of stuff. This is insane. Sure, I can't do this. I have you now. No, no, no, I mean, like, I can do this.
I mean, I just can't do this called life. Yeah. It's not. Do you think you're good? I think so.
Basically, short story long, Carlos couldn't hear me for three weeks because the tab that I used this was muted. Yeah. You muted StreamYard. Yeah, I had StreamYard muted for three weeks because. Westwood One, they like to stream as well.
So there's a whole StreamYard studio. And if I leave it unchecked, it sounds like it's double audio. And it is a radio vehicle at the end of the day.
So I don't want to sound like crap when I talk about the air. Stuff.
So I mute that. And then I'm realizing for three weeks, why the hell can I not hear Bart? I can hear everything else. I can literally hear that, you know.
So I'm like, what is going on? Oh, wait, I have the StreamYard website muted.
So and then we figured that out. And then your internet went out, but you're here. It's Carlos Ortiz, everybody. Carlos Ortiz. Hi.
Hello, everyone. Ortiz. I wonder why didn't they? I saw Josh Graham at the Final Four. They weren't going to send you to Indy?
No, they don't care about me. I think they're looking for a reason to fire me. But no, not all the shows went. Josh Graham went. For reasons I don't know because Like the schools that he covers got eliminated.
Yeah, but he's a big college, he's a big college guy. He's a college guy, and he's a good dude, too. I do like him. I thought he was going to be very annoying at first, but no, he's actually a pretty good egg. Uh, but yeah, no, they only sent him like uh like Gelb's a big college guy.
Gelb's always like whenever there's like a coach, who was the guy that just went back, Will Wade. When the LSU. And he has for like some, for whatever reason, Galbo will just get an interview with, you know, whoever. Yeah. But I feel like if Will Wade.
If Gelb was doing his show on Infinity and I was doing my show that night, and Will Wade went back to LSU, Gelb would do two of his three hours on that topic, and he would do it well. I probably won't even bring it up. We might say something in passing, but no, we're not talking about it. I just, I don't. It's not leading the show.
College basketball coaches moving. Has never interested me. I do not care about it. Like, I don't care if Dusty Mae takes the UNC job, if Michigan gets motorboated today. Like, I don't give one shit.
Gelb will do three and a half shows on it. Yeah, I do not care. Alex cares about us. He says, What's up, dudes? Hello, Alex.
Mike says, Love you guys. Thanks, Mr. On the Dan Shaney YouTube stream. Oh, it's in the comments too. Yeah, Bryn says, hey, finally caught a live stream.
You guys rock. Yeah, I finally caught it too. Yeah, it's good to have you here. You know, when you are. When you are live, you know, you never know what's going to happen.
Sometimes your internet could go out.
Sometimes you could choke on tobacco, like Craig Council, as you see here. I did yesterday. I mean, he just lives rent-free in your head. I meant to actually text you about this the other day because I saw that you posted this. Look at him.
You're such a scorned lover, man. It's not his fault. He left for greener pastures. Look at this. He's saying, what is this?
I mean, he's never had tobacco in his life. No, so why is he trying now? Is he trying to fit in with the guys? I've never seen him chew. I've been down around him a long time, I've never seen him chew.
Does this generation even like tobacco? Like, I saw something randomly. The sales of alcohols are like its lowest point in like the last 20, 25 years. This new generation of kids, teens, young adults. They don't drink.
Like, it's an honest thing.
So, like, who is he chewing tobacco for? Because I can't imagine if alcohol is not one of the vices they're partaking in, certainly tobacco is not going to, especially chewing tobacco.
Well, uh tobacco tobacco is It's Zin. People like Zin in the pouches, the lip pillows. That's what people are doing. I see. You're not a Zen guy?
No, I'm not a Zen guy. No. There's a lot of I got a buddy who is a very He loves Zen. and um you know what there's a lot of like i'll scroll instagram And because I sent him so many funny Zin memes. Um There's a lot of Zen content online is what I'm saying.
Like the one guy I just brought to the lightning game. A replica Stanley Cup trophy of Zin pouches. That'd be like 200, 300 pouches.
Well, gonna go ahead and Google this. Zen. Yeah, Zen Z Y N Z Y N Z Y N okay yeah maybe it hasn't made it to New York yeah you know let's see nicotine pouch brand Zen not it's a Swedish brand of nicotine pouches Yeah. You don't even know what Zen is, huh? No?
No, it looks like mentos to me. We know if I'm chewing anything, it's happy place hemp, my gummies and seltzers that you can get for 25% off. Is there a promo code for that? There is. It's Bart.
You put Bard in. Yeah, you put Bard in. And there's a promo code BART, and you get 25% off each and every order.
Now, my kid last night, this is a true story. My kid last night. Oh, you got a banner? No, that. Yeah, look at that.
My kid last night wanted more candy. It was Easter and he got a lot of candy and he wanted more candy before bed. And we said no. And then. I was putting him to bed while chewing a gummy that was very fruity flavored.
And he's like, what is that, Daddy? It's not for you. I want it. But it is then a Zin Bellini. Mm.
Or Colement, as you can see. They look like coffee patches or Altoy cans. How are you doing up there? You're doing okay, buddy? What's wrong?
Give him a gummy. He'll feel better. I know I actually told this story about you. I accidentally took a gummy at a Thanksgiving party thinking it was an actual so they had legitimate like gummy worms. And then next to it was like a bowl of like the adult edibles, like they also looked like gummies.
So I think I had to do updates that night.
So, I'm like, all right, you know, I'm going to bail, you know, drop off my wife before I go do updates.
So, I grab two gummies because I'm like, I want something sweet. Cause I, you know, I'm like, we're leaving before dessert. I'm like, all right, guys, yeah, I got to go bail. And grab the two gummy worms. Pop them.
Just so I can have some candy to like, you know, roll around in the car ride or whatever. As I drop her off. I see, like, I stopped the car, but the lights are still moving. And I look at her, I'm like. Fuck.
I think I grabbed the wrong gummies. And she's like, Did you grab the left or right bowl? I'm like, the right bowl. And she's like, you're high as fuck. And I'm like I have to go to work.
If you look at that Thanksgiving randomly, like two years ago. You can see the first two, three hours of updates. I am all over the place. I have no idea what I was reading in terms of the script. I don't remember writing the script.
I got sober as the night went on, but I was like, oh man, I am chopped. This is not a good idea. Did you keep the audio of it? You know what? I should actually have it in this drive right here.
I just don't know what folder I put in. I have to go and parse it, but it should be around here somewhere. Maybe we can that could be the hook for next week. Oh, yeah, what a tease. As we've been talking these last four minutes, if you're on the Dan Chaney YouTube stream, the video of Craig has been playing on a loop.
I have not yet taken it down. Craig Council continues. To choke, um, I the Brewers and Cubs, you're a Cubs guy, I'm a Brewers shit. You're a Cubs guy. I'm a Brewers guy.
They don't play till May 18th. There's been a lot of shit going on already online. Um From a lot of the I've seen it from the Cubs way. Because the Brewers have one loss, two losses. I think they're seven and two.
Buddy, what's the Brewers' record? We'll pull up those standings. Hey. What's the Brewers record? Seven and two.
Seven and two. Okay, thank you. He knows. He's got the standings memorized. I was just fucking.
I know the Cubs fucking, you know, they fucking stink. What are they? Four and five? They're four and five last in the division. Yeah.
You know, who fucking stinks is the Blue Jays. I took them in a survivor. You just need to win half your games for the week. They went one and five against the White Fox and Marlins. It's early.
Listen, it's extremely early. But I didn't have the Blue Jays making it back to the postseason. And, you know, early returns think I'm right.
So now I'm going to play You get three strikes. And I got my first strike already. Already. You're done. I'm going to go contrarian.
I took the A's this week, who are in New York for the whole week. Yankees and Mats. Yep. I took them. Tokam.
Yeah. Because I either now I either want to get out right the fuck away or I want to be strategy.
Well, you will get out right away because they're, you know, they might, you know, they might split with the Mets or you know, something crazy like that. They're not being the Yankees. The Yankees are actually pretty good. Although they're up to their same old bullshit winning games, they shouldn't. Yep, shouldn't be winning.
Have no business winning, but you know, here you are. You know, I'm surprised you even split that day night doubleheader the other day. Yeah. I don't know, pissed me off. What what happened to the Cubs?
Uh Pitching, pitching. I mean, if they're four and five, we're what? Basically, this first nine games are two weeks in. It's week one of the NFL season. Yeah, essentially.
So the Brewers are one and oh, and the Cubs are 0-1 at worst. We really shouldn't even be talking about baseball until. Like seriously looking at standings until Memorial Day. Yeah, I don't look at the standings, lots of talk about how are you digging the strike challenges? I don't mind it.
I think it's moving on accordingly. I'm not crazy about how the challenges themselves are being handled. Like, I think it should just be. Just have it on every pitch. Like, all right, is it a ball of strike?
Let's just move on. Let's just go full robotic. And get rid of these guys. Who is it the other day? I think it was.
Was Buckner? He had like six to eight calls overturned in one fucking game. Like you can't. Did you see what he did the next day against the brute when he was He was at first with the Brewers. And I think it was Jake Bowers.
Clearly touch first base. Yeah. Buckner was not looking at it, he's just looking forward. Just cost in space. You called him out.
Yeah, I'm with you. I don't like that over here. I don't need a challenge. Just have it every pitch. Yeah, I don't like that we're here.
But if we're going to be here. Just do it every pitch. It's so dumb. Fools and pay the guy if you want to, honestly, because you know, if you don't want the robot to relay the information, have the umpire. His job is to be like, was it a ball strike?
Right? You know, have the umpire be the backup, if anything.
So, why are the Cubs? I mean, they're four and five, right? People are acting like they're. Yeah, you know, they're mid. You know, it's, you know, not surprising.
I mean, The bottom half of the lineup.
Well, I don't say the bottom half. The bottom third of the lineup leaves a little bit to be desired. You know, you're asking a little bit more for Shaw, but you have pitching injuries already. Kate Horton's going to go to the injured list. He had forearm discomfort left after a one and a third against Cleveland the other day.
So you already had Steele, who's on the IL. Shota Imanaga is already in mid-season form where he's given up a home run in his first start. His last start was on Saturday. It wasn't, or was it yesterday? It wasn't too bad.
A tough luck loser. He had a one-run over five. Ben Brown still on that fucking team. Ben Brown's still there. Colin Ray still there.
Matthew Boyd. That one I saw coming. You were not going to get the first half of Matthew Boyd that you got last year where he was an all-star. A little bit more of what he was last second half, where he started to kind of not fall apart, it seems, but he became hittable. That's the Matthew Boyd that you're getting right now.
And I think the Cubs were banking on the fact that he would have been able to reclaim that first half magic.
So pitching has been, you know, a thorn in the Cubs side. I mean, when you have teams like the Nationals and Joey Weimer beating the hell out of you, that's when you know you got to get, you know, they really needed to get a true front of the line A starter, and they just don't have that yet. I don't know, maybe Jackson Wiggins comes up later in. And the season, but like the Cubs are going to have starting pitching issues. Honestly, all year.
Probably too much cubs for this show. Tim, could you edit that in posts? As I'm wearing a beautiful Cubs hat and a shirt that I will be in Chicago in two weeks. Less than two weeks, actually. Jackie Robinson Day for do you like my hat?
It looks like, honestly, not even trying to be funny. It looks like a red dildo. Like, with balls, there's two balls at the base. And you have the tip. Where the urine comes out.
Maybe that's why they changed the logo. I just, it straight up looks like a red penis on your head. I just, it's uh. It's an old MLS hat. The San Jose Clash turned into the earthquake.
Actually, Yeah, they turn into the earthquake and then they turn into the Houston Dynamo. How about that? But then the San Jose earthquakes came back. Yeah, MLS is weird. Yeah, and I just saw NYCFC tie with St.
Louis, who's in St. Louis stinks. But they literally got They tied the goal. In the 95th minute of stoppage time, there's no stopping in this game whatsoever. The first and second half, no incidents, you know, a yellow card here and there, but nobody gets hurt.
You're flying through the game. In the first half, they call no stoppage, 45 minutes. All right, everybody, go to break. 15 minute intermission, they come back, play the second half. Again, no incident.
And then the fucking fourth referee calls seven minutes of stoppage time for what? Seven minutes? Nothing happened. And then, of course, St. Louis ties it.
In that extra stoppage time, it should have been two minutes max. I can't believe I'm mad about an MLS game, but I was mad about a tie all day on Saturday. Very sorry that happened to you. Yes. I think I'm a flat brim guy.
I'm a curved-brimmed guy. Like, this one's actually a little too flat for my liking. This is a newer Cubs hat because it's one of these. I've always been a curved guy, but I'm really, I've got three flat brims now. Yeah, I it's not showing up.
You see that rubber fear of God label?
So technically this is like a collaboration, which is why I'm wearing this shirt. Very nice hat. But yeah, it's too. It's too flat for my liking. I'm a curved guy.
But at the end of this This board feels weird, so I don't want to curve it too much because then I might break it. The cubs say fear of God. What is this about? Ah, it's a brand. It's a designer.
Oh, some some schmuck that he like does like oversized clothing. Like this shirt, believe it or not. It looks like a dress. I'll stand up for everybody. You know, looks pretty damn big.
This is a medium. Congrats. Yeah, it's a medium. It fits like a fucking dress. It's so huge.
What are you down to now? What are you down to? I'm down to 230, even. What were you 260? Uh 268 when I started.
I went to San Diego and lost weight. Yeah, I saw you w you went to a zoo or something Yeah, and the Padres game and Legoland. Yeah, this is what we do on this stream. And then... 22 minutes at Tabout, one lick of sports.
Who gives a shit? No, nobody cares. I got some voicemails. I got wearing we're wearing hats. I'm here.
I didn't think I would be. Uh um yeah, I'm surprised you didn't quit on me yet. Oh, we're close. Liberty Mutual customizes your car and home insurance, and now we're customizing this rush hour ad to keep you calm, which could help your driving. And science says therapy is great for a healthy mindset, so enjoy this 14-second session on us.
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Well, that means I haven't found work yet. And man, that circuit sucks. But yeah, what was I saying? What the fuck was I saying? Oh, and then I got home, and my mother-in-law stayed with us, and she brought one of those things, a Costco just cheese slices.
I took those down in one fucking day. Like actual sandwich cheese slices? Like little things of cheese. Like it's just a tray, like you're supposed to put it. Oh, okay, okay.
Not like actual, like, you know, you're putting a slice of cheese on a sandwich or a hamburger or something like that. Yeah, but they're small enough that I don't think I'm eating, you know, actual bricks of cheese. Gotcha. And that's what I did. I did want to show you this.
I've shown. It on a stream before, but I did want to show you this. Um remember when I told you I was going to The Brewer Stadium to film the opening for Sunday night baseball. Yes. Oh, I didn't see it.
Yes. Yeah. That's the best comment I've seen so far.
So here's. This Sunday Baseball will be on NBC, not Peacock. And they will have the full intro. Four to masses. But last week they unveiled a preview.
of the intro, okay? Maximize it. Here's some of it. I can't.
Okay, well just like Zach Brown band. Get ready. For Sunday night baseball. Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never country players. That'll bring in the younger players.
Is that really you? White hat. Is that all we're going to get? I think so. All right, you got to send that to me so I can like I can blow it up and see if that really is you.
I'm in the white hat. My brother's right next to me to the left. Do you get to put that on your resume? Like, and here's Zach.
Well, I don't know if I could have done it. This was a non-union acting job, and I'm union still. I'm still. Yeah, I'm gonna have to, Carlos, I think I'm gonna have to go down to Chicago. And try to be like in a fucking movie.
So I can get the Sega after pension that I got cut short of because I got laid off. Still unexplained the reason behind it. Yeah. Yeah, we should still be on air. I should still be getting a regular paycheck.
But yeah.
So anyway, that's me.
Okay. I'm so glad that I have my drops back. Let's hear one. You literally just heard one. I don't have them.
Oh, you're not hearing it? Mm-mm. Oh.
So you don't you don't hear this? I hear boop. Oh, that's terrible.
Well, I hope everybody else hears it. Nobody hears it. Oh, that sucks.
So I'm playing them just for myself? Yeah. Have you been playing drops this whole time? The whole time. I haven't earned one.
Oh my god, because I'm on the wrong c- I'm on the wrong microphone. Can you hear me now? I hear you. Bortumba. All right, all right.
All right, so yeah, so not only did I not uh unmute the uh stream yards of the last three weeks so people couldn't hear me, uh, I didn't change the settings.
So I was talking through the computer microphone the whole time, so these headphones and this microphone, which is here for display for the first 21 minutes of the stream. You know, I really think that having you every Monday at an established time and talking about things as the show was and the national perspective and keeping our show that we had alive in some way, I think that makes the show look good. And then you come here and just fucking can't work shit. Yeah. That's right.
Okay. All right, well, that being said, I'm now going to hold my phone up to the microphone to play a voicemail. This is what the people came for. Because I don't have the shiny roadcaster, which is probably the first fucking thing I should have bought when I started this. You see what I did on opening day?
I walked around the parking lots with a laptop. I did see that. I did that. And then I saw a guy chug a beer and then get like a free beer. Yeah, yeah.
All right, here is Marcus. Leaving a voicemail, 402-915-BART. 402-915-2278. We This The voicemail, all brought to you by Carl's place. They have the golf simulators.
They are helping out the show. Carlos, the rare times when I'm able to give you a few dollars for coming on. Uh That's thanks to Carl's place. Yeah, well, thank you, Carl's place. If Carl's place and ex-Carlos collaboration coming soon, that's Carlos's place.
Yeah. Carl's place with a K. And like, we could do like a week along. We could really spruce something up here. Sales, I'm gonna need you to get on that.
And considering you're the only person there, you are sales. I guess I am. All right, here's Marcus. Hey Bart, giving you this call while Michigan is up on Arizona. I wanted this call about this Giannis fiasco and Okay.
Man, this is hard. I'm over it for the situation, not the player himself, but you know, this offseason. I think they just need to send him to Charlotte or something. They don't owe him anything. It's upsetting, you know, seeing a superstar like Steph.
fit out with injuries and, you know, give his team the The grace of a year to get a lottery pick and come back, you know, and there was never any trade I mean, maybe there was. I didn't hear any trade rumors about staff those those couple of years they missed the playoffs and It's um It's heartbreaking, especially everything that we did for his family and his brothers. you know, giving them contracts and And I feel like we're just getting stabbed in the back. You know, it's like that, you've made the analogy before, like the girlfriend that's. Yeah.
Dangling temptation over your face, and you just keep coming back like a lost puppy, and it's just time to cut that off. And move on and you know it's it's hard for me to say that because I literally named my son after him. His name is Giannis and we all call him baby G, Little G. And nothing's going to take away what he did for Milwaukee, but you know. like all good things they come to an end some earlier some later and i i think it's just time for the books to move on um There are some people in Giannis' ear.
I don't think it's Giannis' decision. I think it's... Agents and maybe family or wife or whatnot. I don't know. It's it's getting messy and it's time to move on.
And uh as heartbreaking as it is to say that, it's we just got to get back in the lab and hopefully draft better picks than we've done the last fifteen years.
So have a good night, Bar. The Yana saga, thanks to Marcus. How about that? That's why you don't name your kid after, um Or else muddy. My uh, my buddy named his son Luca, and then Luca got traded to the Lakers.
So. I will never, never name my kid over a current athlete. You got to be a Hall of Famer, or you got to be like retired or out of the league at that point. We sort of named our kid off of like a play of uh His grandpa, who he never met, he had passed. But Yeah.
That that that is like You know, that's a fam families do that a lot. Keep the names going. Yeah, like we got we got plenty of uh potential names for like daughters if we have one. Like I want a son first, but like I got like three girl names ready to go. And they're all like algamations of like my mother-in-law's name, my wife's name.
You know, if they passed, unless you like dig up some crazy shit. They can't, when you name someone after someone who's alive. Like I grew up with, yeah, like, what if you name your kids Lance after Lance Armstrong? Like, you know, he's winning off tour to Frances left and right, you know, he's a hero, and then come to find out, you know, he's taking PDs, you know, and like now you got to look at your kid who's now 16 and his name is Lance, and you know, your kid. You know, is cutting class left and right or smoking pot.
And you're like, fuck, I really did name this kid after this doping, you know, cyclist. Like, you gotta, you gotta live with that for the rest of your life. Like, wait, you know. If I name my kid Ryan, which that was going to be my son's name, coincidentally, it was not after Ryan Sandberg. You know, like Samberg's out the league.
You know, he's off this planet now.
So, like. You know, you're not worried about uh You're not worried about him embarrassing the namesake or anything like that. You name your kid Giannis, and all of a sudden, he becomes a Miami Heat. You're gonna be like, oh, crap. And I gotta look at this kid named Giannis for the rest of my life.
I I grew up with a kid named Cosby Jones. Oh man, does he like milkshakes? No, I'm just kidding. Hey, hold on. Hey, are you okay out there?
Buddy. Name your kid after your uncle and then you find out he was a frequent at Epstein Island. Hey, are you okay? Yeah. Just checking on ya.
I gave an hour of YouTube while I do this. There you go. And I had to check on them. Um Good parents in. We named Mike Mike.
We named um my brother named his kid Kevin Spacey Winkler. Nice. Listen, this is uh this bold take. I think Kevin Spacey should be back in Hollywood. He should be actor.
Shut up. He should be an actor. No, he's not. Charles and Carr's turned to complete shit once they wrote him off. It was a fucking terrible show.
I'm watching. Did you ever watch? Did you ever hear For All Mankind? It's on Apple, so that's probably why. Probably.
It's a space show.
Okay. And it's about an alternate history. Where The Soviets land on the moon first.
Okay. And then what they say out of that history is. Like, then that really makes a space race happen. Like the US is like, well, fuck this. We're going to land on the moon.
And then the Russians are like, fuck this. We're putting a woman on the moon. And so now I'm in season two. It's in the 1980s. And they have like 15 people living on the moon.
Really? And so they got out of Vietnam earlier because they needed to put their funds and time into space.
So it just shows you all the different things that would have happened. Or could have happened in this alternate timeline. And I'm really into it. I love the alternate timeline part of it. I'm really into that.
And I'm like, what if this was the real world? That'd be something. But then I go on my computer today and I see in the real world. Donald Trump. Who I grew up watching on The Apprentice.
And Howard Stern. Yeah, imagine if Styles P shot him. Talking about war in Iran. While he's standing next to the Easter bunny. Yeah.
Yeah, because the alternate reality is so much better than what we're actually living in. Like our actual reality is complete dog shit. World War III, right around the corner. There was another show, as I said that, and I just quickly transitioned off. There was another show that had a kind of similar concept to what you were talking about in terms of space race.
I don't remember what it was. I think it was ABC. ABC really loves that weird crap. Life on Mars? No, no, it wasn't about space.
It was another alternate timeline kind of historical show where JFK survived. Ooh. Yeah, I don't remember what the show was called. And I don't remember if that was the whole premise of the show. But it was something where JFK survived and like.
You know, we moved on from that point. It might have been an episode. I don't know if that was the entire premise of the show, but it was certainly like I saw the quick teaser. I was like, oh, that's interesting. And then I just called 112263.
Can't be it. Where a teacher travels back in time. to stop the assassination.
Okay, I did, yeah, I actually I did read that on Wikipedia or something like that, but that wasn't it. James Franco, yeah, I think he was in it.
So maybe that was it. Yeah. Yeah, that's what Bryn's saying. All right, well, we'll go with that. Um.
Anyway, I did want to bring up Giannis since Marcus left the voicemail. Oh, yeah, let's just rip the bandaid off. Giannis is, he's just sending to Miami. Whatever. Get rid of it.
So it's over. It's over. It's over. Where we're at now is Giannis faked hurt twice this season, my words. And then he got hurt again.
And then he said, I'll be out a couple of weeks. He diagnosed himself. Mm-hmm. Then the Bucs are like... All right, well, then you're not going to play.
And now Giannis is saying, I'm healthy. Which it seems like he is from what I know. Joel and B, too, you know, by the way, he also has some very similar situation with the Sixers. But the Bucs don't want to play him, obviously, because there's no reason to they're pretty much cemented where they need to be All the teams, we already know all the teams that are going to be in the playoffs, whether it's the play-in or the actual playoffs. Everybody else has been eliminated in both conferences.
There's nothing to watch.
So, yeah, I get it. If you're the Bucks, I wouldn't play Giannis at all. It it's this has happened a million times in sports where A star player doesn't play when they're eliminated from contention. And there's been, let's say, three real injuries to him this year. You got to factor that in.
Now, he says he wants to play. Um, There's a report that Okay. They want him to play three on three and he didn't. Giannis wants to play and he's saying the Bucs won't let him.
Meanwhile, Shams is all over this. Oh, of course. Hasn't tweeted about the fucking real bullshit that the Clippers are up to with Kawhi. Oh, they don't want to know. The league does not want to find out how deep and real that is.
That is going to go away like the Shohei scandal. I'm not like Shams is reporting what's happening. He's reporting that there's tension between the Bucks. Like, this is not inside information yet. He can see this from the league and he can get from the league that they're investigating.
So he's reporting it, but he is also doing it. You can like. It's happening, yes, but he's also him doing he has an axe to grind against the Bucks that cannot not. Be taken into consideration when you're following this. Yeah, Bucks fans are like, What do we do?
Are we team Giannis? Are we team Bucks? You should be team Giannis. But he is acting like he's acting like he wanted to be traded, but he's half-assing the whole thing. Trying to find any last reason now is what it looks like to make the Bucs the bad guy.
When, if you would have just earlier said, It's clear this has come to an end. It's better for us both if I'm traded. Yeah, we agreed with you.
Now, your last year has been garbage. Yeah, this is where you get traded, and people spite you at this point. But also the whole time this is happening. The Bucks are being coached by Doc Rivers, who's fucking terrible. And Jimmy Haslam has ownership in this team.
I always say Milwaukee. It's different. I'm the best sports talker around, okay? I'm not on the fucking air. It's got to be vanilla.
It's got to be clean. It's got to suck up the teams. You can't alienate anybody. You can't take any risk. You got people in New York, the shit that's happening in New York and Philly, where former guys are yelling at current guys.
That can't happen in Milwaukee because if I tweet one thing. The whole fucking media conglomerate turns against me right away. Because I'm the bad guy. That's what happens here. And so, what another thing is, is we go to games and don't fucking stand up.
We're cheap as shit. And We have one owner. We have more than one, but we have one owner in our minds because the Packers are owned by fans. The Bucs are owned by Mark Atanasio, who's been the owner for 20 years. The Bucks, we had Herb Cole, who helped get the stadium here.
Then it was two other guys, Jimmy Haslam, who we will openly make fun of Browns fans for having them as an owner. We do not compute in our brain that he's one of our owners.
So the whole Bucks thing is. I don't think Giannis is right. I see his buddies throwing out or his brothers. The NASA's hit an alley oop to Alex last night or the other way around and You know, it wasn't that good of a dunk, but. You've got two of your fucking brothers.
Horsing around in the final minute of this game, and you're still mad at the organization. Like, that, like, I know you want to play with them, but the fact that that is happening in and of itself. Is a sign of how much this organization has done for you. These trades have backfired. The stretches backfired, but they still did it.
For you, something you had agreed to all these different things. Yes, I want Dame. Yes, I want Turner. Yes, I want Adrian Griffin. You've agreed to, yes, we can trade Chris Middleton for coups.
You've agreed to all these things.
So he's not in the right. Shams is not in the right. The Bucs owners are not in the right. Doc Rivers is not in the right. I don't think Bucs fans are in the right because we're not mad enough.
So the whole thing fucking sucks. Yeah, which is why everybody just needs a clean break at this point. Like, we're overdue. It's uh what is it? Uh this is a legal term fruit of the poisonous tree Now, I know it sounds cool.
I don't exactly know what it means. I know it's like something about tainted evidence. You know, you got like legit evidence, but you got it in a very unsavory way.
So, like, you can't use it. And that's why I think Shams is absolute bullshit here because He's gotten his fruit of the poisonous tree when it comes to Giannis. He's been talking about Giannis getting traded for like 26 years. And now that it's finally legit, and I think You're right. I don't think Giannis handled this last season well at all.
But like we've gone far beyond the point where it's. Dude, you should have been traded. Like. Excuse me, I don't know why I'm getting emotional about it. Maybe it's the phlegm that's been backed up in my throat for the last time.
Can you just take a quick cough? Just cough. I'm gonna do it on air. Yeah. It's not like the FCC is listening to us.
I don't care. Yeah, this isn't just fucking cough. Yeah. Struggle with that shit in your mouth. I actually sounded kind of cool there for a second.
I was like, oh man, I got a little Jadakist thing going on. I don't know. Sometimes I'll start talking. Like that. That was, that's just weird.
But yeah, man, I don't feel. I think Yannis should get traded and I think fans have every right to boot. That not Boo Giannis specifically. If you want to, cool. I have no qualms.
I think you need to boo the entire situation. Like you said, ownership has blown. Everyone's bad. Everyone's bad. Getting Doc Rivers was an absolute albatross.
Firing Adrian Griffin after you, the way that he did was, you know, I mean, clearly, he wasn't liked. Giannis didn't want him there, but nothing has worked. Nothing's working. You gave it the old college try, and that's what you want in sports. You want to see your teams go for it.
It didn't work. It doesn't work all the time. Not every team can win.
So. Uh I think you just gotta Say, you know what? We gave it as many shots and as many bites of the apples we could. It's time for us to just part ways and rebuild and do whatever it is that you're going to need to do. You cannot stretch this into another offseason.
Where is Giannis going to go? Is Giannis gonna get traded? Like, where is he gonna go? Like. Let's just be done with it Biden.
He wants to go. I think you guys want him to go. You know, bites of the apple is a triggering phrase in this state. Oh yeah, why is that?
So David Stearns-ism. I didn't know that. I don't think I've ever listen to more than five minutes of of Stern my entire life. He's boring. Yeah, I never got the appeal.
I saw him once coming out of Oakland Euros. It's a nice little Euro shop around here. Oh, great. Mm-hmm. Stalis Tom, don't know if this has been asked before.
Would you rather have the Packers win the Super Bowl or the Brewers win the World Series? I don't entertain questions like that. My answer is Vikings never win a Super Bowl in my lifetime. If I were you, which I'm not, because I don't care about either team. I think I would rather see the Brewers win a World Series.
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Well, I'll take five minutes. It's only two. Hey, Bart, what's going on? This is David from Buffalo. Got to jump in, do a little few things to get into.
First off, the Lakers. They're probably done, you know, what, two years with Luca Donchitz, and they've really accomplished the same thing as the Dallas Mavericks. This trade worked out about as well as the Champ Bailey Clinton Portis trade is what it'd probably be remembered for.
So, all the people who compared it to Babe Ruth. Uh, that wasn't going to happen. Oh, by the way, quick golf take for you. You know, years ago, a lot of people thought Jordan Speet. was going to run down Tiger and maybe even past Nicholas.
Where are those people today? They're nowhere to be found. Other thing, man, I saw Pat McAfee return to WWE tonight. You know, it really just shows that WWE really doesn't have any interesting storylines. This is basically John scene with Travis Scott.
Why do I think The Rock is going to show up at WrestleMania and either So there's either going to be a double turn where McAfee sides with Cody Rhodes and The Rock. Yeah. Something goofy's gonna happen. I just think to me, this is like. It's boring, man.
It's not interesting what it used to be. It's funny how Triple H. It was this guy that did all these wild and crazy things. He books the show like it's a kid's show. It's just boring.
The ticket prices have skyrocketed. It's just not that interesting. And there's still more legal problems for WWE. And by the way, I'll make a prediction here, not a spoiler here, Mr. Heyman.
Your client, Polis Joe, is going to get squashed by Opa Femi. I'm out. He fucking better. Yeah, I actually think Brock Lesnar is doing what's best for business. He's, he's.
He's putting Oba over in the biggest way. Seems like he's gonna, but yeah, but you never know. You never know. Are you enjoying the show?
Now are you enjoying the show? Executive producer Paul Leveck. It's all part of the show, man. You enjoy the show? At the end of every SmackDown and Raw, executive producer, Paul Eve.
Like we know.
Well, he's right. He's right. Don't care about K Fabe anymore. Don't care about it.
Well, no, they do. They they care more about the Netflix Unreal show. Than they do the product. And a lot of this is TKO's involvement. I was just going to say so.
Ari Emmanuel, like who's the CEO of TKO? He. He's McAfee's agent now. He actually represents McIntosh. And this is the same guy who Ari's based on an entourage.
Yes. And is it? Yeah. No. Ari Gold, is it the same guy?
Yeah, but it's like, yeah, he has like an influence, and there was another agent that's like an influenced that character from uh from Montsourage. Um, but But yeah, he represents McAfee.
So this is TKO shoehorning themselves into creative. And this is exactly why the Travis Scott shit didn't work last year because he's boys with Travis Scott. Which is why that whole angle came to be in the first place.
So this is just TKO's. This is their sandbox. They're just bringing in their toys and they're playing. And the report was Ram wants their Ram Emmanuel, isn't that his brother? Ari wants him to be.
The next Sylvester Stallone. Yes, yes. Pat McAfee. Yeah, he wants Pac McAfee to be the next action star. Who's in the news the last?
Three news items were. Pat McAfee complains Troy Aikman not on show. Pat McAfee complains can't go to Masters. Do you know what it took me to get to the fucking NFL draft, which is two hours away? Like I had a hard time getting to the fucking draft on my show.
You're not going to the Masters. And now the other item is yes. The WWE had the storyline. There's a mystery guy on the phone, which was a bad idea to begin with. Pat McAfee, he gets out there, starts riffing, says, I'm sick and tired of watching five-five guys in a 45-minute match.
That never happens on that show. There's not even 45 minutes of wrestling in a three-hour SmackDown, Pat. No, it's all promos and vignettes, and Danhausen now in the back cursing people, which I actually adore. Like, that's working. But yeah, now McAfee and Orton, those are going to be the guys to save the business.
You, but I have never been so out on a wrestling, and I've told you this before. I saw the Royal Rumble because it's the Royal Rumble. I have not checked in at all since the Royal Rumble. I have never had such little excitement about a WrestleMania season. Ever.
In my life, I am 40. I've been watching wrestling since I was six. I have never been so tuned out of a WrestleMania, ever. This shit. That's why when David says they're programming it for kids, like, I'm enjoying it.
I am enjoying it because my six-year-old likes it. Yeah. So all this shit that's happening, he's eating it up.
So, yeah, you gotta, you gotta, if you don't have a kid, you gotta pretend you're fucking six to enjoy this product right now. Yeah. No, I this is I did get him into I did we watched last week's AEW I did finally show him that and then fucking Jericho comes back. I don't know. Ben's at Myrick Park in La Crosse.
Fuck yeah. First time. Shit. I got to get back. The baseball team plays right behind there.
I used to shoot a lot of games, yeah. course.
So, those are my voicemails. Other big news: Angel Reese was traded to the Atlanta Dream for two picks. I just saw that right before coming on here. I was just like, oh, okay, I guess I'm gonna do it. I meant to lead with it.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm you sure you didn't want to lead with Dexter Lawrence requesting a trade from the Giants? That wasn't the lead today. Oh, why? Why is he on out?
Oh, are you being funny? You did not hear that? Carlos, I don't really look at shit anymore. Yeah, you shouldn't. You know what?
It's funny because every week I stress out about what I'm going to help write on these rundowns with my three shows for Westwood One Sports. I stress out because. Other than like the Cubs baseball, I've been watching this last week. I don't remember the last time I'm watching sports. I didn't watch a lick.
Of the tournament so far. I'll tune into Yukon and Michigan today, but I don't give a shit who wins. I don't care. Dan Hurley's a putt. I do care.
I don't want to see. I don't want to s I'd rather Michigan win than Dan Hurley. I just hate him so much. I have UConn covering a seven and a half just because, you know, they can depend, they can defend the three-point line well, but like. Yeah, Dan Hurley it's going to be an obnoxious ass regardless.
He's such a good coach.
Well, yeah, that's what fucking sucks, is he is. He's a good coach, but he's a piece of shit. You can tell. Yeah, I do like the meme that we got of him getting in the face of the referee. It's good for no context.
Not as good as all the Tiger memes. Oh man, that's so good. I'm fucking sorry. I just talked to the president.
Okay, and you're fucking drunk. Get in the car. First, it was just the shots in the car where he looked like E.T. and then he was like, looks like he's coming out of the womb.
So it's like, wow, these are great memes. Then another meme comes out where he's like sitting like the baseball. Yes, I saw it was like, oh, when the guy at Applebee's comes to take my order. Then, then, in the same instance, he comes back and says, I was on the call with the president meme. This is this, I'm telling you.
This, the memes from this, this is going to be Tigers' lasting legacy. This is how he will be viewed in media for the we're not going to see him on a golf course again. No, and kids are not going to grow up. Knowing that he's the greatest buffer of all time, they're going to know him as that guy. They're going to know him from the memes.
Yeah. Like a lot of people have not seen The Office, but they know the show from the memes. Mm-hmm. Like they know who Jim is, but they don't know who Jim is. Yeah.
But they know the show from the memes.
So, Tiger, I think Tiger is going to be known for the memes. Yeah, he's a meme though. You've a day game today, don't you, Cubbies? Three. Yeah, I can tell you right now, I think it's for my time.
Yeah, because I'm doing a DraftKings on it, so I need these lineups posted so I can set one. Yeah, I lost last week in my fantasy baseball league. I got smoked. We're doing category leagues, I only had two. I got fucking smoked.
Yeah, I can't, none of my guys can hit, man. Like you probably you drafted the team, you probably suck at drafting. Uh, well, I mean, no. No, I think I have a good squad. I mean, my catcher is completely a trash.
I have Adley Ruchman. I'm like, I got nothing at catcher, but I got some hitters: Glaber Torres, Vlad Guerrero, Alex Bregmans. I fucked up because I drafted it. You can't stay in the fucking lineup. I drafted Jose Ramirez.
And then he plays third, and then I drafted Schwarber, and he can only go DH. Yeah. And then I panicked and drafted Machado, but he can only play third. That's bad.
So I can't. Between those three guys, because Schwarzenegger trade one. I know, but.
Someone will get hurt. Yeah, that happens with the Brewers every year. They have seven outfielders, and we're always like, speaking of Brewers, I do have a lot of people. Are they going to be able to play Domingo Saying fucking Tana? And then somebody gets hurt.
What's the deal with your boy Priester? Is he going to fucking pitch this year or what? Because he's on my team. And I actually kept him. As a keeper?
What league? What round? Oh, it was a throwaway, 27th round. Like, I'm like, all right, whatever. I'll throw away a last pick on.
I'm like, I don't give a shit. You'll be fine. Because I inherited a team from someone else who's no longer in the league.
So I took some guy's spot. And he had a couple of players. I'm like, I got Kev Vlad Guerrero because it only cost me a fourth-round pick. But Priester was on the roster. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll throw a 27-round at it.
Why not? Is he going to play at all? I don't know. I don't want to drop them. What else are you doing with your week?
This is it. Honestly, the second I sign off of here, I literally am just going to go back to playing video games. Maybe I'll do laundry. If it wasn't for this, I would have been bored out of my mind. I was waiting.
This is the first time in weeks that I was waiting for this stream. I was like, let's do it. I can't wait. I got nothing going on. I don't want to work, but I don't want to do nothing either.
Well, this is a way this is just a way for us to catch up. Sure. Sure, I talk to you more than I talk to my friends because they're all busy working. And I'm like, oh, you guys have jobs? That's cool.
Oh, my dad says, talk about Gino Ariema's post-game behavior. I'm writing about it.
Well, you add your NDM. Uh I write I writing about it, Dad. I write it. I'm dad. Um, I know you just made a mistake.
Dad, unfortunately, dad, dad. I caught that mistake easily. Also, we'll probably call you in a little bit. My kid's bored to tears and He doesn't have a school. Um We're not, I'm not, we're not.
I'll speak for myself. I'm not a Don Staley fan. I am, but I think they're both they both act like asses. Yeah. You know, he's Gino Oriyama could be right and wrong at the same time.
Like, two things can be true. Like, he acted like a complete ass, but I don't think he was wrong for calling out Don Staley, who's chewing out fucking reps left and right, too. It's like. Both things can be true.
Well, one time Dawn Staley got wind of a CBS sports minute that referred to one of her Players as tall, and she got mad at CBS Sports. And then we had to lose the name. We had to lose a CBS Sports and become Infinity Sports. Yeah, if anybody wants to know. Can I?
Just put it out there. Who gives a shit? What what what are they gonna do? Uh hire us just to fire us again?
Well you worth it. I'll say it. I got no, no, no, I don't work there. And it's a completely different company. And you know what?
Cumulus, which is like my parent company, they might sell Westwood List. CBS Sports Radio changed to Infinity Sports Network because of Dawn Staley. Yes. So one of the sports men. She didn't like that.
JR referred to a player as a tall Brazilian. And then it was Camila Cardoza. Hold on. Let's go. Look.
And so she tags CBS Sports. And then CBS Sports was like, We're not even a part of this anymore. They're just using our name. Yeah, it wasn't. And they're like, not any part anymore.
Don Staley's mad. Yep. That's what happened. Yeah, CBS was just like. They were fine as long as, you know, we, quote unquote, didn't embarrass them.
And then once Dawn Staley got mad, they're like, oh, you know what? Let's just take our name back. You know, you guys haven't paid for it anyway. Yeah, because JR called Camila Cardozo a tall Brazilian. Like nothing derogatory.
He just called him a tall Brazilian. She's from Brazil. And she's tall. Yeah, I never understood it. But no, Don Staley didn't like it.
So, you know, we have to. Go ahead and become Infinity Sports Network, which was the beginning of the end because when I was there, I'm like. What the hell is infinity? I'm like, I used to text people. I'm like, hey, this is Carlos from CBS Sports Radio.
And people would be amendable to speaking to me. Even if they wouldn't come onto the show, as I'm trying to guess them, because you know what? Hey, this guy works for CBS. You know, that's what they know.
So when Carlos from Infinity Sports reached out to me, like, the fuck's Infinity. They take your wireless phone, is what's happening. They think you're trying to sell them. They think you're X Finance. They think I'm done selling them a cable.
Yeah. I'm like, I don't care about your HBO subscription. I just want you to know: can you talk college ball with us for 12 minutes? I mean, we alluded to that a million times on the show without saying that. Yeah, but now we're just flat out telling you.
Gold just for you. Did you like my take? I think sports radio is a Twitter problem. Uh Dig into that a little bit more. What do you mean?
The people that like Write about sports radio. Mm-hmm. They're never listening to the radio and then write a story, they see the tweet. Oh, yeah. So Geo versus Tierney.
Yeah. That was just tweets. Yeah, and and then newsflash tweets. 90% of the time. My sign-off only made any sort of an impact because I tweeted it.
If I just sign off in the middle of the fucking morning, nobody hears me. Yeah. But I tweeted it.
So, and the only people are on Twitter are bozos like us, media people. I think radio is dying. I think there's plenty of people that. Get in their car and listen to the radio. It's not as pro prolific as it used to be.
But it still matters. It still matters and it's still relevant and it still gets. Results. Yeah. But Nobody fucking listens to it that covers it.
No. They're covering tweets. No, they're quick to tell you what's wrong with it and that it's changing and radio needs to do this and radio needs to do that in order to thrive in this ecosystem, but you don't listen to the product. Talking about this does nothing, but if I clip this and tweet it, Then it gets picked up. Yeah.
It's tweets. For how much we all say we hate it. And then I go over to Blue Sky, and everyone's on Blue Sky's like, oh, thank God I'm not on the other fucking site.
Well, you know what? Everyone else still is. Yeah, um, I made a blue sky and then I never checked it. Um, the stat stylist Tom, I hope I'm not butchering it, asked me to ask the most important question. And I also just want to know: is Bart's big breakfast still available at Perkins?
Well, there's not really any more Perkins around here. Because I would want to have it just to say I had it. And since I'm going to be not that far from your area. In less than two weeks. I just needed to know if.
Number one, A, there was a Perkins and two Kennedy Barts big rappers. Um I guess I won't be doing that now. I'll just go to the original pancake house. Right there on Diversity. and enjoy my pancakes.
Hold on. I'll just show you this. This is from uh I can't wait to go to Chicago, eat some good food. Uh should I meet you? Come on down.
I'm even, I'm going to be there.
So I'm trying to spruce up my LinkedIn page. LinkedIn can blow me. I haven't. I don't know how many jobs I've applied for and I've gotten one interview and an interview bombed. Michael Malone, hey, hold on, breaking news here.
I know you don't give a shit, but some people do. Mike Malone, the former Nuggets head coach. You know, he won an NBA title and then got unceremoniously fired. I thought he still got a raw deal. He's going to college.
He's getting the North Carolina job. Michael Malone's going to be the new Tar Heels coach. How about that? Wow. That's pretty big.
There it is. Fuck. Yeah, I thought he was locked in. I shot someone. He was the guy too.
Ah, I know what the fucking ceiling is with Billy Donovan. It's losing to the heat in the 10th spot as in playing game. That's it. I would like you're ready to move on from Giannis. I've been ready to move on from Billy Donovan for like two, three years.
Let's go already. Here, let me show you this. And then I'll let you go. Then I gotta get my kid off YouTube. Put them on Pornhub.
This was uh I made this for my LinkedIn page. It's a minute. Here, it's just a minute. This is on my YouTube page. Radio gets results.
How many views? 207 views. Hey, all right. One of the promotions that really worked well was with Perkins Restaurant and Bakeries. We took the tremendous 12, three eggs, four pancakes.
You can get hash browns or potatoes, smoked bacon strips or sausage link, four of them. And we just called it DeBart's Big Breakfast. And at a $12.49 price point, we were selling it for $6.99, just changing the name. And our listeners flocked for it. You did have to ask for it by name.
It was on the receipt. I was very proud of that. It was a real breakfast. It was a real item. But the response was overwhelming.
It was fun too on our sports show. People would call not to talk sports, but to talk about their experience with the breakfast. Which was great for Perkins as well. Tommy the True, what's up, bud?
Well, I just had to tell you guys that I was just at the Perkins and. Dellafield, and I had Mark's big breakfast. I couldn't finish it. I left two of the pancakes, yep, but it was really good. Very good.
That seems to be what happens: is that people. They can finish the meal, but they can't take down the last two pancakes. Exactly. Exactly. Isn't that a nice testimonial I made?
Oh, that's great. Yeah, no, that really is good. I'm actually upset that I'm not going to get a chance to crack it all. Barge pig breakfast. Look delicious.
But that was a nice testimonial. I thought the production quality of that was fine. Sure. It hasn't helped me get a job. No, no, I don't think either of us are getting any job anytime soon.
I just agreed to do the one-month free LinkedIn premium. Let me know how that goes. All right.
Well, my job is being a dad, and I must go do that after. Yeah, I filled my one-hour quota. It's time to relieve YouTube. Bye stream. I'm gonna go play video games now.
Do you know what else we've done today? Besides nothing? We watched the Royal Rumble from 2026, and we watched the Royal Rumble from 2025 already. What? He loves these fucking Royal Rumbles, man.
He fucking loves them. The last Royal Rumble was I don't want to say it was terrible, but yeah, it stunk. Wasn't good. Not when you're six, bro. It wasn't good.
Watch as many times as you can when you're six. You want to throw a random one out there for him? Go watch the one where Nakamura won and then did absolutely nothing after that. Bryn says, I work nights and you guys were actually funny as fuck. Amy Lawrence was okay, but boring.
My favorite moment was when you played that song, I Stole Taylor Swift from Travis Kelsey. I was dying. I think my favorite song from you was the um Who was it that was it? Mason Plumley, somebody retired. No, it wasn't amazing, plumly.
And you wrote, and you wrote like a country song that sang goodbye with Sue Harris. It ain't hard saying goodbye or some shit like that. God damn it. What the hell was it called? The song?
Yeah, the song that you did. Goodbye, it ain't that bad. That's one, that's the one. Who was the player that retired? Um it was uh Some tall, it was like a plug.
Yeah, it was a tall white guy.
So think of Mason Plumley and just change his name to something else, and you're close enough. Should I play it and then we'll go? Retiring. I don't think I can find the song. With song.
Myers Leonard. That's who it was. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Myers Leonard, I remember him. He was a buck.
And he hear that country song. Goodbye, it ain't that bad. That was funny. At least I see. Bye bye.
Bye-bye. Ha ha! Oh, this is why we don't have work. All right.
I guess I can go now.
Well, that's going to play us out.
Alright. Thanks as always, Carlos, for stopping into the Winkler verse. Oh, my pleasure. I'm just going to inexplicably drop off halfway in this song.
Okay. Me too. See ya. It's time to be done doing the thing I've done. I ain't gonna do it anymore.
It's time to be done doing the thing I love. The thing I've done before It's time to look in the mirror real good. Yeah. You used to cut and then you would But now you know you should Goodbye. I'm not sure if I can do it.
Or else stayed safe and bye. This is how we should have ended our show. But if it's good. Yeah. Then why does it make you cry?
Goodbye, just another way to say badby.
Alright, my partner. Nothing good when you are on a crown Liberty Mutual customizes your car and home insurance, and now we're customizing this rush hour ad to keep you calm, which could help your driving. And science says therapy is great for a healthy mindset, so enjoy this 14-second session on us. I think you've done everything right and absolutely nothing wrong. In fact, anything that hasn't gone your way could probably be blamed on your father, not being emotionally available because his father wasn't emotionally available, and so on.
And now that you're calm and healing, you're probably driving better too. Yeah. Liberty
