Absurd Truth: The Last Woke Supper

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man.

All right so first up couple, couple including some I can't really, some I'm not gonna touch. This is long crime. A Florida man throws $15,000 in cash out of the car window with a naked poo covered child in the front seat.

Dad of the year here. Oh man and then it shows the the leading photo that shows this guy shirtless as a Marion County Sheriff's deputy tackles him. Oh my gosh. So they were responding to a road rage incident and the guy threw $15,000 in cash out of his window. Deputies responded about $6.30. The deputy arrived, saw a man identified as 38 year old Jose Hernandez throwing garbage out of his car.

There was a young kid naked covered in just like feces in the front seat of the car not even buckled up and they apparently had two dogs in the back seat. One of them was aggressive. The guy would not get out. He kept dropping money out.

I don't know. This guy like looked insane. They had to use a spray to get the dogs away so that they could take this guy into custody. He had fentanyl and also tons of fentanyl in backies to distribute in his vehicle. He's facing charges of battery and an officer.

Oh here we go. Battery of an officer, resisting arrest, neglecting a child without bodily harm, trafficking in fentanyl, four grams or more and I'm just gonna say generally possession of drug paraphernalia. He went to Marion County Jail. They actually don't know if he was the kid's dad. Like they don't have it in the article so they don't even know whose kid it really was. That's kind of terrifying. How is it not endangering the child if you've got a bunch of fentanyl you're carrying around with the kid?

Uh yeah. I mean Florida man on a stolen Walmart scooter led police on a very slow speed chase. Lakeland Florida. A very low speed chase. The Florida man on a stolen scooter tried to elude deputies and guess what? After a mile the little electric scooter was no match for, it was a shopping scooter, was no match for the Polk County deputies. So they just called the guy Troy. He stole a bunch of jewelry and handheld game devices and he took one of their little electric electric scooters and tried to scooch along.

The guy named Troy hit speeds of a whole two mile per hour. Yeah before someone called to report a suspicious person driving an electric shopping cart. They on the highway deputies caught up to him near the Dunkin Donuts and he was in possession of all the merchandise plus the getaway cart and the stolen scooter was actually worth more than what he stole from the store. So he's got a grand theft charge but also how dumb are you? You deserve to be caught because you're too stupid to have your stupidity go out there and spread that's crazy.

Oh my heavens like why why even do something like that? And let's see oh we had the bag of drugs yesterday that was telling you what that was so a Florida woman beat a PetSmart employee over a bag of crickets. Miami I don't know 24 year old woman surrendered to police they accused her of beating a pet store employee over a disagreement about a bag of crickets. There's a sale of crickets the woman was arrested 24 year old Genevieve Hildago. As we get moving our partners that help bring you free radio the folks over at Kel-Tec the P-15 is an awesome awesome pistol it's it's absolutely it's like an all-around I mean it's something that you definitely need to have in your collection sleek compact 15 round capacity lightweight and powerful and then there's the metal frame version you have the polymer as well striker fire pistol textured grips true classic look and feel I got but I have both of them the metal version looks like a James Bond gun it's awesome tried them in fiber optic front sight fully adjustable fiber optic two dot reader keeps you on target you got the striker fire reliability great pull and lifetime warranty as well this is great and it's just really ideal for concealed carry self-defense and it's from the inventors of the micro compact pistol category it is the p-15 9 millimeter concealable dependable and you've got your firepower quality made right here in the US of A so check them out Kel-Tec weapons dot-com you can learn more there K e l t e c Kel-Tec weapons dot-com bring the p-15 to the range today and tell them Dana sent you the presidency the last supper controversy at the Olympics do you know I don't have anything I appreciate the question I just don't have anything millions of Christians across the globe were offended by it with the president's question I just answered your question I don't have anything else to add thank you thank you so much can you just say if you saw it or not what is with this juvenile I just don't know you're the flipping spokesperson can you just like have a better more professional presentation than this garbage Jiminy Christmas Nordstrom pipeline lady can't pronounce half the damn words in the booklet they hand her come on like you know what I can't stand the damn Olympics and I don't care I haven't been watching any of it it's bread and circus 2024 Dana why are you such a curmudgeon have you met me hi welcome to the show we're at the top of our third hour you can listen coast to coast find us at channel 347 direct TV also on X on rumble hat tip to our friends living in chaos who that I didn't it's the whole thing about rumble tips like people give you tips on rumble is I like that's actually pretty neat and I had literally no idea that it happened and then Lorraine's like somebody like put $20 on the show like what like how does that even happen it just fascinates me yeah makes me think we should do crazy things you know I'm for it right I don't know like you know how they have those people that do anime stuff and that's like real-life people and they just do goofy things and it's weird and people it's just really I don't I'm never gonna do that but you get there you know anyway the I gotta tell you we got a what is it a notification yesterday so YouTube hates us I and I I don't I'm not really a fan of them either but it's so frustrating because we had what is it we had this thing where they knocked us because you can't even talk about bread and circuses I'm not even gonna say the I'm not I'm talking about the Olympics but I'm not gonna say it anymore it's only bread and circuses from here on out because the IOC may lose their mind and try to go after anybody who says it I mean it's like that at that level they've been so mad from the backlash that they're opening games so when we had the thing about the pommel horse yesterday even just talk you show it for a second even if it's fair use it doesn't matter you two doesn't care they they like put a strike on your account and you have to they take your video down they do all of this stuff so you can't actually talk about bread and circuses the Olympics doesn't want you talking about it they it's weird it's like they do they even want people watching it I don't know I would love to know what their ratings are like but they took the official video of their opening ceremony down because I mean people like the London one but they just didn't like the part they didn't like the Paris one and they never said why they took it down all the full-length versions of the opening ceremonies from London from Rio from Beijing even like all the ones back in the 90s are still up but they took this one down they've been deleted and off YouTube because to quote Megan the stallion their giant female copulatory organs you know if I'm going by Kamala Harris's for and are you okay she hey Kamala Harris is bringing dignity back by having people twerk at her event what stop came for being anti dignity why are you so anti dignity yeah so they anyway they they took it down they've been deleting it because they're super sensitive and it's stupid and it was a horrible dumb no one wants to see fat ugly drag queens shaking their a double snakes on camera and calling it art that's nasty I don't want to see a fat dude with breasts bigger than mine dancing on you know television as part of the opening ceremony for the Olympics I mean it's supposed to be about fit people doing fit people things I'm not supposed to see giant man babies dressed in drag it's weird or a guy with one of his beans sticking out of his little booty shorts that's nasty I mean come on you know what it is so it's like I don't even care I'm not watching it why the hell would I watch any of it it's stupid I care more about watching John Belushi in little chocolate donuts commercials than I do about this I care more about that than I do about this I don't care you can I don't care I'm not gonna watch any of it I don't care I would rather sit and drink a glass of wine and watch a serial killer documentary than that I just they made it so dumb but they've been taking it off because people have been making fun of their bad opening ceremony online they dressed the guy it was a giant fat Smurf that dude was a fit and then to add insult to injury they come out they're like this wasn't based on the Last Supper even though our producer and the people who literally came up with the idea are on video all over the internet saying it literally was based on it's based on the Last Supper and it's a commentary on faith yeah they're all over the but we're gonna act like you rubes are stupid and you don't understand Greek mythology yeah that's the point and then all of these equally stupid far-left morons come out that's right it was bad was about Greek mythology completely unaware that all of the people who produced it directed and conceived the idea were on video in numerous interviews leading up to the opening games performances that it was yes it's all about the Last Supper and it's all about you know Christianity etc it's stop it and they're trying so hard to carry big buckets of water for these people so no I'm not watching it I mean I'm not gonna watch it unless the people who participated in the opening ceremonies are going to do like parody events in the Olympics no I'm not I'm gonna have you watched any of it I haven't watched any of it I don't care I can't tell you how many medals we won I watched a little bit of I saw the highlights from Simone Biles I thought that was good I don't care the female rugby stuff I saw I thought that I think I'm fighting with each other too because some one of the gymnasts said something nasty on social media about the other gymnast team and something about them not having the work ethic and then she apologized for it and then now all these catty comments I'm like you're grown people and oh my gosh I don't know anything about that I don't know but yeah I saw some clips I I would much rather watch like the Scottish Games where people throw trees right what do they call those things I don't know like telephone poles now they call actual trees they call them actually they throw actual trees it's like that I don't know why I can't it's like on the tip of my tongue the Internet's gonna tell me it's not called the log it has a Scottish name and they all eat haggis okay sidebar um one time I had a bunch of like I'm just I don't know how to put it for the sake of timeliness I had a bunch of Scottish people come in the studio and I was in st. Louis one time and they brought in like you know Scottish stuff and I'm like I'll have your scotch all day long they brought in haggis which I was positive I was gonna hate and everyone's like you're gonna hate the haggis you're gonna hate it everyone was telling me how much I was gonna hate it except for the Scottish people they're like oh the Scottish people are gonna come in they're gonna make you eat that haggis so nasty I heard like every like leading up to it the whole week leading up to the oh you're gonna hate it and I tried it loved it I don't know why and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get your shade on it I loved it I was like what's wrong with you people this is delicious isn't it nutritious to very nutritious meats thank you I'm just gonna say yeah yeah so I don't know I but but anyway the Olympics have been slapping everyone with cut even more so this year talking to our digital folks even more so this year than ever before because people made fun of them so they're super aggressive about it so they've been using these DMCA takedowns to get rid of all the repost they've been going after people on social media how dare you how dare you post our public arms and I just think it's funny because you know it's very much a success when they're going around telling everyone threatening them legally to take down reposts on social media of the opening games and their fat Smurf and all that stuff you know I can't even oh my gosh I just can't by the way speaking of which the naked blue man the chunky Smurf that's his name you know you know that right they had Smurf at they had Papa Smurf they had sleepy Smurf this is just chunky Smurf I mean anybody who ever watched the Smurfs as a child like Gargamel remembers him this is chunky Smurf you didn't really see chunky Smurf a lot it wasn't like an a-list character in the Smurfs he wasn't one of the main family members but he was there in the background chunky Smurf right yeah so the chunky Smurf his French actor and singer and he spoke out and and he was dismissing he goes he goes it wouldn't be fun if there wasn't any controversy you know what the controversy is so boring let me tell you something I got a rescue pup okay haven't even had this dog for a week in this dog I've had dogs before I've had super smart dogs and I've had dumb dogs and I've had dogs that were easy to train and dogs that were not easy to train this is the smartest dog I've ever had he's raptor smart he's gonna be opening door handles in the next couple of days I'm like he's already right there he can fold fitted sheets already he's so good he's not all the way potty trained yet and he gets these things that's normal people and their dogs they call the zoomies we call them the demons and he just flies like someone stuck a rocket up his backside all through the house and it's crazy he's like a bullet bill he turns into it he's nuts anyway you know he'll do something completely shocking like you know take a deuce on my hardwood floor right by the front door and the bells that he's supposed to ring to go out which he does sometimes that to me is shocking and I still think it was more artistic than what I saw from the clip of the opening ceremony at the Olympics it was a more artistic softer lines cane very artfully laid it was the deuce way more artistic than this and everyone's like what it was artistic what about the controversy try it with Islam and then get back to me on how all that goes town of Charlie Hebdo come and tell me how well that works out if you go you know why because you people are artistic cowards you're fat uninspired unoriginal stupid just absolutely shallow artistic cowards you go for the lowest hanging fruit because Christians don't cut your heads off is why so you constantly go back to the well of Christianity hey let's mock Christianity again let's put a crucifix in a jar of urine let's do this same stuff over and over again and we can do it because no one's gonna be cutting our heads off or blowing up our buildings in which we live in but you do a comic about you know Mohammed and all of a sudden your whole staff is murked so don't sit here and act like it's artistic or it's brave or it's courageous there's nothing brave or courageous about it I just see people with low self-esteem and no body awareness try to pass off doing something that requires less effort than what my rescue dog laid in front of my door as art it's not the same I'm so tired of it I was tired of it when I was a kid and Madonna did it with her video at some point will someone try to think of a something a more creative way like we've literally gone from the time of you know Michelangelo with his amazing sculpture and paintings and and and Rubens and all of these you know amazing artistic expressions to a fat dude dressed as a Smurf dancing around on a table and then they try to act like it's you being stupid about Greek mythology when they've given multiple interviews leading up to it saying it was absolutely based on the Last Supper and it is a parody on faith I agree with Annie Oakley who said quote I would like to see every woman know how to handle guns as naturally as they know how to handle babies now I myself regularly concealed carry and I millimeter now that said not every woman is like me has had the hours of training that I've had or it feels comfortable around firearms due to years of use or maybe they're by a gun-free zone I'd like to change that what I can while encouraging self-defense at the same time so this is where Burna comes in it's kind of like a starter weapon it's they make a non-firearm firearm I like the idea of incredible force sending chemical irritants towards a threat as an additional option for women and the Burna SD model shoots chemical irritant projectiles 68 caliber rounds that can deter threats in their tracks up to 50 feet away I mean it is hard easy target acquisition zero recoil Burna is legal in all 50 states there's no background checks no permits required it's shipped directly to your door gun free isn't applicable to Burna it's great for wherever guns are banned visit burna.com slash Dana for 10% off that's by RNA comm slash Dana and now all of the news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's quick five so Carrie Lake took the GOP Senate primary defeating Mike Lamb yesterday in Arizona they said it was a very narrow victory but the Associated Press called the race at 844 p.m. and I think they're still counting the votes because the so if the final margin stable of the 30 percentage point then that's there's gonna be questions as to whether or not she can defeat Gallego the Democrat candidate in November so that's one to watch also France spent a one and a half billion dollars cleaning feces out of the Seine out of their river and athletes apparently still can't swim in it they were supposed to be doing different kind of activities different different events there but they found that the E. coli levels were 20 times higher than what the world triathlon considers to be acceptable which is disastrous one dead dozen sickened by roasted eel served at a Japanese department store so this was the kike you department store 147 customers as of Monday this week and reported symptoms they were eating grilled eel dishes sold in the grocery section of the department store based in Yokohama near Tokyo it was between July 24th and 25th now the tradition is that on the hottest days of the summer you eat roasted eel as a tonic for heat and that's that's why everybody was eating this that's why they had it why so many people were eating it but they said that the common denominator amongst the second was that grilled eel because they were trying to figure out what was happening with it but that's that sounds disgusting but okay Team USA women's gymnastics the team won gold led by Simone Biles powered to first place and it was I think it was their first big team gold medal I think since oh wait as well so men's and women's teams are doing incredibly doing incredibly good let's see in see a French DJ takes the legal action over death threats over the opening ceremony tableau I'm sorry you're not the victim I don't even give up I don't even give a rat's ass you're not the victim I don't care national debt crosses the 35 trillion dollar mark live I mean this is slide debt and unfunded liabilities that's the national debt 35 trillion dollars is where we are at now generation Z young men are voting for Trump young women like Kamala it's a further distance there but in the in the two sexes this is Gen Z not Millennials with Gen Z so you have the females that are leaning towards Kamala men are leaning towards Trump I still feel like that that's a little bit of a I don't know there's more into it I'm not gonna get into it right now but there's a little bit more into it than just that FDA has approved a blood test for colon cancer this is actually huge because because speaking of Gen Z and actually really they said baby Gen X and if you're 50 and under this is something that you're gonna have to consider like colon cancer is is it's gonna be an epidemic in fact I was talking to a doctor who said that they are actually building like entire colon cancer wings on hospitals like you know like in Houston and in around Texas because it's gonna be such an epidemic so the FDA approving a blood test for it to screen it amongst average risk adults in the u.s. is super important so I can't even play the music well for two reasons we can't play the music because we'll get dinged on YouTube because they're fascist and also because I can't play half the damn words that Megan Thee Stallion is singing in her show and I mean it was wholesome yeah it was super wholesome this part nothing this but yeah nothing is nothing is more wholesome than you know I can't even don't say it don't do it the song don't it's called body don't and can't well she's talking about how a woman's body is crazy and a woman's body is curvy okay and she has big memories and a small waist yeah yeah yeah and then she says it again and today's culture embraces the word memories I'm just gonna read some of the words I can say it's good stuff gave it back um where's making it like a barbecue but she won't get your baby back no I want to make sure that people understand the newsy because she performed at Kamala Harris's pretty sure a presidential campaign event so this is very newsworthy so again she meant she remarks upon the the woman's body the curviness of the body the mammary glands and the small waist and then she again remarks upon the body and the curves that the woman has the size of her mammary glands and her small waist yeah yeah and it keeps going from there sounds clinical they're saying mammary glands like yeah but she that's what she was that's that was at the Kamala Harris event yeah and then she performed savage and hmm she talked about her mood and asked what was happening and then talked about her female copulatory organ gratuitously it's taken everything I have right now so is this part of hose for Harris or what curious is it what what cuz we had now hold up I'm asking genuinely cuz we had white broads for Harris wait were those CIS broads not CIS broads I don't know white broads for Harris white dudes for Harris right I don't know I'm just you know I'm just wondering if you're on stage at an event and you're talking about your male copulatory organ and another woman's memory glands I'm just wondering if it's a hose for Harris kind of thing and then there's a million jokes to be made just about that alone so oh yeah we are starting the second hour like this this is the time we live in guys Dana lash here with you welcome top of the second hour of the program so she was at in Atlanta shoes at Kamala Harris rally in Atlanta I mean and then the people left Lorraine noted that everybody was leaving after making these stallion performed everybody left Kamala had even gotten out there hadn't even gotten out on the stage and they were leaving they were leaving my favorite part was the live stream that had Harris for president in the corner while Megan the stallion was singing about female copulatory organs and their various sizes that was the chef's kiss of the whole thing got to say so you know well I mean decency is back dignity okay dignity is back it's back in the White House I'm telling you what so there's that I mean maybe just get to live crew up there I don't know I mean where's easy when you know yeah oh yeah he's so I don't know so she so people were leaving before she she would hadn't even been out there talking for like a couple minutes and people started leaving but that's you know campaign outreach what my did you see some of the attendees in the background yeah if you thought you were gonna get a speech on policy no sirs no sirs no mams you're not just okay that's that was awkward her that whole campaign thing that she did that was awkward there but hey you know if that's what it takes to try to get people to vote for you the grandparents that were right behind her as the dancers were twerking there at the event that was really especially the one with a little handkerchief on her neck you know that was just truly truly it so she couldn't I'm just you know I don't know I'm never gonna I'm never gonna say anything about Lee Greenwood being brought out on stage for the millionth time to sing and I like Lee Greenwood don't get me wrong but literally it's like every time a Republican puts together an event they're like wait a minute do we have Lee Greenwood every time there's an event it can't be an event it can't go on unless Lee Greenwood is there to sing and I'm surely Greenwood is like you know I got other songs I do have other songs but it's most American one yeah I know and they're all you know about America it's almost like a funny farm scene you know at the end of which if you haven't seen you've got to see it Chevy Chase is in that movie when he was younger before he was an old man jackass but Chevy Chase is in this movie funny farm and he buys this farm in upstate New York and you know they have this idyllic country life that's you know what him and his wife want and anyway it ends up falling apart and they're trying to sell a place and they they bring in all the townspeople to help them sell it and so the townspeople literally are like releasing deer in the yard for as prospective homebuyers come in and they have people that are they're paying everybody $50 for like going above and beyond trying to attract buyers and people are caroling and all kinds it's so ridiculous but it's like like that like they're gonna release and you're like release the Eagles cue Lee Greenwood and then Lee Greenwood comes out right as an Eagle soars and then fireworks go off and I don't know I'm just you know I'm just saying so this was I guess this is them trying to compete with them like I said I'm never gonna say anything about bringing out Lee Greenwood again because after this I'll take Lee Greenwood singing the same song a million times over then her trying to get this hot and making certain things well I'm just saying that those are the lyrics the white dudes for Kamala behind her look I don't know and some of the women don't look too the same so that's I don't know she's gonna Kamala's got gotta pull a bit harder than this she is the only Democrat thus far to qualify for the DNC roll call vote and after a key deadline pass she is officially the nominee with no opponents nobody else met the threshold of support necessary to contend for the party's nomination but still I want to reiterate she's not the official nominee yet not really the official nominee however they have delegates that are going to be virtually formalizing voting to virtually formalize her nomination sticking to the party's existing plan to finalize the nominee before the August 7th ballot access deadline in Ohio and she's she's gonna have her running mate selected before them so I don't you if she keeps daring Trump to debate her she was saying she was trying to challenge Trump in Athens like say it to my face why don't you come and say to maybe she come to be you don't get to change everything and then act like you're the one wait what you don't get to this no that's not how you that's not how you do it thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast if you haven't already make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts