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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Man, I've got I don't even know what this is.

I've got a whole first can I just let me start with doing something weird. I'm telling you Portland person, Portland Man has given Florida Man a run for his money. I just I gotta show his headline. A Portland pastry chef mauled by off leash dog, dog's handler promptly OD's on fentanyl. It's a pastry chef. This is in Portland recovering after being attacked by a dog on Monday of this week.

Cheryl Wakerhauser owns Pics Patisserie. She says she was out on a run along southeast Hawthorne Boulevard. She was attacked and mauled by a dog. She reports the dog was off leash in a parking lot. The dog grabbed her leg, attacked her legs and arm.

She has 35 puncture wounds. So then she caught the eye of the drive of a driver who turned around and honked her horn to scare the dog off. She says at the same time that happened a man with a leash walked up said it wasn't his dog and then led the dog away.

Another witness followed the man and the dog led police to them. And then while this was all happening, apparently the guy who owns the dog, who was there apparently OD's on fentanyl. He literally ate fentanyl while the police were taking the dog. He tried to run away. And then got a couple steps away and ate fentanyl. And then OD'd immediately. I don't know.

I just I don't know, man. That's there's that was ABC Channel two in Portland. That's a real story. Oh, let's see.

So we got this. A Cape Coral man fell through the attic while hiding from police. He was a cops arrived. This was at a 28 year olds residents Daniel Flores. They knocked on the door. They tried to speak with him. He had an active warrant for his arrest that they were serving. And they waited for like an hour and a half.

No response. He was still in the attic. And then he literally fell through. Took their fan down and everything fell through. He got cut up a little bit and they took him into custody. That's never Why do people think that they're gonna hide from police?

I don't know. And then there was a police officer that was there. And then they took him into custody. I can't believe that we may have to come back to this one because this woman is crazy.

This Florida woman tried to run over her ex she got shot at then she set her own car on fire in Miami Dade. We're gonna have to share this with you tomorrow because this is a whole entire soap opera by itself. The story stick with us third hour next has broken the mold compact and maximum firepower generally don't go hand in hand. However, the p 15 offers both in a uniquely small package. The p 15 is an excellent choice for concealed carry. It offers plenty of dependable firepower to secure your world. This striker fire pistol is the lightest thinnest double stack nine millimeter handgun on the market at only 14 ounces seven eighth inches wide and a four inch barrel.

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Your lovable curmudgeon sent it for the newsletter chapter and verse. And this you know this morning it was the first test flight of the this it's the fully integrated Starship and Super Heavy rocket and it's pretty significant. This is a huge I know what I know and I know what I don't. But I do think that every from what I understand every single thing that they had involved with the creation of this rocket had been they they had it through test runs previously but never before. Fully integrated like this that thus the maiden launch. And this was there was nobody in the rocket it was obviously it was an experiment they were testing to see if they could just get the damn thing off the launch pad ultimately to get it up as far as they as they did in space as far as they did in our atmosphere. And so SpaceX this started trending online a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Now they hate Elon Musk because he bought Twitter so they are rooting for him to fail with everything. And I was thinking about this as I'm watching here you know while we're on air and on break I'm still seeing media reaction media reaction and the way that they're trying to spin it. And oh well can you believe that he that this failed and then SpaceX had tweeted as if the flight test was not exciting enough Starship experience a rapid unscheduled disassembly before stage separation.

And they apparently there was like an engine cut off sequence issue and that's apparently what had happened and they said SpaceX had tweeted with a test like this success comes from what we learn and the test today is going to help us improve Starships reliability as SpaceX seeks to make life multi planetary. And I think that that's I mean that's what science is you experiment and you even when you're searching for knowledge. And I can't believe I have to explain the process of education to the left or that any of you do.

I mean that just I'm it's a little stunning. This is like some Galileo level ridiculousness here to see the left deny the process of science just like you saw the left deny. You know the science with the government injection. I mean do you this this got off the launchpad that that is the huge thing. This was enormous.

But these people want him to fail because they hate him. Like apparently the do you know the New York Times pretty much almost had like a story about an explosion pre written. I mean I understand being prepared but there's also being prepared to the point of you know you're trying to hurry to confirm bias.

It's really stunning. It's a thing that I've noticed from the left. And I think that it is emblematic of the leftist ideology.

Because think about it. There are some people in society that are incompatible with freedom. And what I mean by that is freedom is more than just liberty. It's also about your freedom to celebrate your successes. But also it's about accountability.

And it's about dealing with the consequences of bad decisions or mistakes. That's also a part of freedom. And one of the reasons why I believe that so many in the progressive left reject that and and want government oversight is because that is not a deal that they're willing to make. These are people who do not want to accept consequences for bad decisions. If it's too big to fail, it's too big to fail.

If you don't want to be able if you don't want to work as hard as someone else and you think that you should get special considerations for your mortgages, then you just push Fannie or Freddie to make those for you as we're seeing with you know, for instance, this new rule on mortgages. Freedom is not a guarantee of happiness. Real freedom is the guarantee to pursue happiness.

And sometimes you find it and sometimes you don't. But that's freedom. The left tries to romanticize what they think it should be, it should be a constant state of comfort.

It's having a safety net 24 seven and never actually having to hit rock bottom. And that is not what freedom is. And that's why I think so many people are incompatible with it because they are too indulgent for it. And they are too afraid of it. They're afraid to take risks.

Freedom is risk. This was a risk that SpaceX took today. And they were successful. When you consider back to like some previous NASA missions, remember what was it? Alan Shepard and some of this other stuff, they were terrified just to even see if they could get off the launch pad.

And it was a huge success. And they're going to learn from what happened and build on that and then have more success. But that terrifies the left. They think that if they have the government involved, they can have an assurance of never having to deal with bad stuff.

No consequences. They don't have to put themselves out there too much. They have a guaranteed everything. They want guaranteed income. They want a universal income.

They want a universal this. They want all their health care taken care of. No matter what choices they make with their lives. They don't even want accountability of creating life. It is all about whatever's comfortable and that is not what freedom is. That's why I say some people are absolutely their view on life is incompatible with freedom. And these are the same people that throughout history have looked down on those who take risk. The entrepreneurs, the scientists, the philosophers, the philosophers, the the everybody. I mean, you know, Galileo sitting here trying to tell people, look, this is basic science. And everyone who wanted to, you know, believe in anti science theory disagreed with him and they called him, you know, everything under the book, reputation ruined. It's not unlike what you see today with another theory on the government injection.

Five. So Microsoft has dropped Twitter from its advertising platform. It's another service that passed on paying for Twitter's new high priced API.

And so for some of the people listening, you may have noticed that I can't embed, like tweets into my substack newsletter chapter and verse anymore. And it's because of this issue. So they changed and they're basically trying to make money off of that. So if you want to be able to have that embed capability, like for instance, in substack, or like with Microsoft, because of the API, the high price there, and they've dropped it from their from their advertising platform.

And it's one of the reasons why also substack is having had those issues too. So it's very interesting. Now, Musk is now threatening to sue Microsoft over Twitter over using Twitter data for its AI.

So similar, but separate. It says they trained illegally using Twitter data. And he said it was lawsuit time on social media, Microsoft, this was after Microsoft announced that they were dropping it from Twitter from their advertising platform.

So they said that the AI is using Twitter data and he and that's that's his allegation. So it looks like they're going to be going into looks like they'll probably be going to court for that. So the CDC approves a new government injection.

I know you're going to go out and get one right away, right? And then you're 65 years old or can can receive the injection. No idea whether or not this particular injection was actually tested to see if it prevented transmission because the earlier ones all were not. I, you know, I don't hold out hope and I'm still not doing it.

There you go. The this is wild, an NIH funded study, up to one in four middle and high school students are using Adderall. And in fact, in some US schools, so I went and looked at this.

This is actually I think maybe even underplaying the problem. They said that up to 25% of students in some US schools are using are abusing because they don't really need ADHD drugs. And they said a lot of this happened over Coronavirus, the pandemic, the lockdown made it to where everybody got really relaxed with regulations and testing as well. Because if you're going to go in and get you know, if you're going to get diagnosed with ADD, you go through a gamut of tests, at least if you're seeing an actual qualified medical doctor, then you that's what happens.

But a lot of people were just throwing out scripts is kind of what it sounds like. So the use of Adderall has soared. And that's one of the reasons I guess why there's a shortage of it. And yeah, I mean, it has since since March of 2020.

It's more than doubled in usage by kids more than doubled. That is stunning. So coming up, the latest on the budget battle, GOP infighting, media, all kinds of stuff, stick with us. First off, what's Perry Farrell doing in Congress?

When did he get elected? I thought he was really busy with Jane's addiction. Then once, when she was five, I had to do that. That was what's her face Rosa DeLauro. I mean, I can't be convinced that, you know, all right, Perry passes, he passes. He passes as a chick there in a way.

Ah, so welcome. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash. That's her big area is, why don't they just use her? Female crash test dummies?

Really? It's that that's a thing. That's a thing that she's like really concerned about. We got to have Yeah, first she said female dummies, and then crash test dummies.

Yeah, she had to hurry up. And I mean, said no one is under the impression that it's me I'm talking about here. So Rosa DeLauro, that's an I'm not making this up that she actually said that she praised Mayor Southbun for working to ensure that female crash test dummies are used in vehicle crash testing.

Is there Guys, I think I'm gonna play this audio soundbite all the rest of the show. I'm not joking you. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Is there some sort of like significant difference? If you say boobs?

What I mean, for real, like, what is the wise? Is that a thing? Is that actually think like, why would that be important?

I mean, everybody's head gets bashed in the same way if they're not wearing their seatbelt and stuff, right? I mean, I'm, I'm just curious as to why that's the thing. I mean, there's certain things that but she's like, this is my big because of gender equity with car crash studies.

That's what she had said. Oh, man. They don't believe in protecting women's sports. But they do want female crash test dummies. Damn it. Get it right. I mean, women's sports. No, I mean, who cares? But women crash test dummies.

That's where we're gonna that's the hill we're on which we're planning this flag. Representative Farrell from California. I'm sorry, DeLauro. She's from New York. I always felt like female crash test dummies didn't get enough representation. I mean, I see them in Congress all the time.

I think they'd like mistakenly shipped them to the wrong place. I can make a million jokes here. I'm made of jokes now for the rest of the program on this. I mean, good heavens, you know, you know how you I mean, there's there. Gally, I can't even I'm turning into Norm Macdonald right now.

I just have three things in my mind that I can't say none of them I can share. Hmm. Yeah, sorry. She's from Connecticut, not New York. Representative Perry Fair.

I'm Rosa DeLauro. And she says yes, you know, it's it's we she literally said we have to fight the gender inequity amongst crash victims. This is where I'm just I just think that there's too much time on some people's hands. I mean, it's a damn car crash, right?

You're gonna get busted up. Regardless. I mean, there might be a little bit there might be a couple of differences, but you're gonna this is so goofy. And it's goofy because this is what they're talking about. While refusing to protect women's sports.

I'm make this make sense. They won't protect women's sports. But this is their, you know, the female crash test dummies. It's where it's at. Telling you. Now, the other remark audio soundbite 23 for Mayor Secretary South Bend put booty Jude judge judge gag.

I'm turning into Moira Rose talking about fruit wine. Secretary Mayor South Bend, he was talking about transportation because roads are racist. And also the weather Listen, of both profound challenge and historic opportunity for us transportation. On one hand, our transportation systems are still grappling with the consequences of the pandemic, climate change, and decades of disinvestment.

That's all Democrats talk about doing those. We need more roads and bridges. And also, I mean, a lot of the stuff is, is state regulated, like with a lot of the that's the other thing that they don't apparently realize. But it's climate change came. You know, it's made the traffic issues, the transportation problems, you know, because it rains and it makes him have to stay home because he doesn't want to get wet.

He doesn't want to like walk out, you know, with his little Buster Brown loafers and get mud, you know, I mean, so he stays home. It's climate change affecting transportation because he can't do his job, Cain. You know, what's upsetting is that the climate changes four times a year. It's really, it's really frustrating for somebody like Pete.

Yeah, the climate also changed in Texas. It is cloudy or it changed here. This is no, this is I, I don't know, guys, I can't tell you what's going on here. I can't even almost make fun of it anymore. Because we pay for this. This is our government at work, if you want to call it that.

Man. But I think that it also sounds like they're just trying to justify this department. I mean, what is the point of this department? We have supply issues, we have what, a lot of hold up at port, particularly in Los Angeles, to say nothing of rail. Now we now everyone's paying attention to rail notice all the people who got mad at the Keystone pipeline and demanded that crude be transported via rail. They're not saying anything now. They're all quiet. It's really difficult to talk about it. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.