Absurd Truth: Masks Are Cool Again!!

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec.

It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right, so we had this one from yesterday that had ran out of time to get but it's you got to get it. This guy, how do you say his name? Jawa-han? Jawa-han Jennings? Jawa-han? Jawa-han?

Jawa-han Jennings? 35 years old, was charged with indecent exposure because he could not stop exposing himself inside of a Walmart. Fort Myers, Florida.

And there's video. It happened last Thursday at a Fort Myers Walmart. Lee County deputies were called because a dude was exposing himself inside of the store. He was following around female customers while doing it. And his deputies made their way they came into contact with Jennings near clothing rack and he immediately began running away from the deputies.

But he was no match for the speed. They said he's a registered sex offender stemming from a 2020 case out of Connecticut. These you know why dudes like perverts like this do what they do? Because they're not afraid of the consequences. Because the consequences aren't scary enough. And I think that there needs to be terrifying consequences for some people don't do like what this guy does. This guy I don't know which one I want to do here.

Okay, let's do the ashes one. I don't Okay, so this guy a thief stole a custom car in Florida. Guy's name is Larry Carter WFLA. He said the thief stole. Oh my gosh, it stole his Hellcat. His 2023 limited edition Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat Redeye out of his home in Winter Haven. And it had his mother's ashes in it.

And the thief returned the ashes. Is it? Is that nice? I don't know. I can't. That hurts my brain.

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Still a fake country? 11 o'clock kite making. I guess that's for the bombs.

You know like how they had the hand gliders? Yeah. At 12 o'clock it's healing justice. At 1 o'clock it's lunch. 2 o'clock black X Palestinian solidarity. At 3 30 reporting on the fake country of Palestine with Ramazan. At 4 o'clock labor in with fake country Palestine. At 5 o'clock israelism discussion. At 6 o'clock kaddish reading. 7 o'clock sunset vigil. 8 o'clock performance with Jirikhan. And at 9 p.m. there's a film screening. You know what I don't see in there?

I also don't see it. Jobs! When do they work? When do you work? You have all this time for nonsense.

When do you work? Doesn't it get tired to have like discussion and these like focus groups like every single day? I don't see a job on here but I also don't see protesting on here. Because they live there now. Aren't they like protesters? No it's their free speech to take over property that's not theirs.

Nothing in this itinerary is protesting. They live there now. That's just their daily lives.

I'm confused. Yeah they live there now. They're not gonna leave. And if you try to make them leave they'll get violent and then they'll claim, but you're depressing me. And then you have these halfwits that are desperately seeking attention on the right that go, that's not a protected, that's a protected form of free speech. They do that.

Yeah. Can I make a point I tried to make last hour about all this? I was thinking if protesting is like about spreading awareness and like bringing attention to something with big signs, why are they covering their faces and like blocking journalists from even entering? So what's the point?

What are you doing? Steve asks a very good question. Very valid question, Steve. And since it's valid, our mainstream media will never ask it.

It's never gonna get asked. Because it makes sense. I mean Steve makes a very good point. It's not about awareness. Yeah.

Because they are mean to words. I mean, it's very chest choppy. Like that.

Yeah, very chest choppy. Maybe they work at the Sunset Vigil. I don't know.

To the schedule. Well, we know they don't work. And we know that they're really not about advocacy. And all of them, interestingly enough, did you see they're all wearing the face masks? Everyone's wearing a face mask now.

How convenient. Did I tell you? Okay, speaking of face masks. Did I talk about this? What I saw at brunch last Sunday.

Somebody, two people wearing a face mask. At brunch? Were they robbing the place? No, did I not talk about this?

Okay, hold on. I did not know that that this was still protesters are doing it because they're dumb. And I expected to they've been quadruple vaxxed.

So they're like math work. But I was having brunch with my family and there were two people who can't and it's a small restaurant was real crowded. And two people came in and they were wearing nobody else's are in a mask and they were wearing actual masks.

They were not cane robbers. Okay, they were wearing the face diapers. They were gigantic face diapers. And they come in and they were looking around the restaurant like how people who want attention would look around the restaurant. They were looking around the restaurant like do you see us in our masks?

They come up to my eyebrows. And, you know, they I guess they were following their adherence of the new science. So when they sat down at the table, they were able to briefly take their masks off because as you guys know, any kind of Coronavirus the particles of that only live at higher altitudes when you get to table altitude.

They don't live there anymore. That's why when you stand up, you have to put the face diaper on your mouth hole. And then when you sit down, you can take face diaper, the face diaper off, because the germs don't live at that lower altitude, the table altitude. Don't question the new science. Alternative sciences.

Questioning the science is anti science cane. Now, the other interesting thing is that it would hang off their ear when they ate and then they would put their mask back on. But then I noticed that they had some mimosas. So for all the people who got mad at me on X, like maybe they were like cancer, they were cancer patients.

Yes. Of all the cancer, I have two friends who are battling right now stage four, two different friends. I don't really see them undergoing treatment that takes out their immunity, go to crowded restaurants and drink alcohol. So shh, your mouths. This but every but here's the thing, whenever they put their masks back on.

I am not kidding you. One of the they would raise their seats a little bit and make sure everyone could I felt like I was on candid camera, I actually thought I was being duped. I was looking around. I'm like some somebody recorded me.

What is this? It was so obvious that they wanted everybody to see them. So obvious, like, you know, the past of it, maybe I am the only person that does this. Whenever I see someone not use their blinker, it makes me mad. And so I will overuse my blinker. And I make sure everybody sees me using my blinker.

So like the nth degree, right? They had that energy with the masks, Cain. You know what I'm talking about?

I do. I'm like, it is 2024. And you know what, there is a slight chance that somebody could be immunocompromised to the point where they need a mask when they get drunk. I see, I can kind of see that. Oh, it's the science, you know.

Right. The science. That alternative science has been pretty interesting.

My favorite was when one of them took a phone call and they pulled their mask down underneath their chin because, you know, as long as it's on your face somewhere, the magical properties of the mask create an invisible force field around all of your head orifices to prevent any of the germs or bad spirits from entering. I don't know if you guys were aware of that. It has those magical properties, the face diaper. It's today years old when I found that out. Don't question the new science. It's anti science to question science.

That's the new science. I had to share that. So anyway, these protesters were all out with the face diapers. And OK, my friend Kurt, last thing was like, why are none of them pretty?

My response was, well, if you can't be hot, be a revolutionary. The bitterness comes from somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. It makes sense.

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It's time for Dana's quick five. So this is the for sale of TikTok. So the foreign aid bill that also include the for sale of TikTok, Joe Biden signed that into being.

So that's a real thing that happened now. And TikTok is expected to sue. According to the AP, I don't know how that's going to work out. There's going to be a very interesting I think that'll be very interesting arguments for and against to hear. They said that this is something that they are going to fight.

So we'll see how that goes for them. And apparently we're still watching also the SCOTUS hearing arguments over presidential immunity today. This Biden is banned. You knew this was coming. Gas stoves and appliances in federal buildings. It was the administration that finalized this much discussed rule that you knew was forthcoming. That took winning finalized yesterday that bans the use of natural gas in new federal buildings. You know, this is something that they're going to expand beyond federal buildings. Right.

We've just told you that that's you knew that was going to happen. China is leaving the global nuclear power build out. They're constructing a total of twenty six nuclear power units with a combined capacity of thirty point three gigawatts.

The highest in the world. They said that they've according to news agencies, they approved the development of five nuclear power projects in the construction of five units. Of course, their air pollution from the coal powered plants is insane. I don't know if you've ever seen some of the photos of their air quality. It's horrific, but, you know, not not entirely surprising.

They're trying to make this a thing. Bird flu in the milk supply. This is you have the Federal Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response. They say, well, the risk to humans remains relatively low, but there's no threat that is posed to people or the milk supply from any kind of bird flu.

They said that there was one sample that they found inactivated remnants of the virus known as Type A H5N1. And that's about it. That's that's that's it. Also, Arizona has passed a bill. Arizona House passed a bill to repeal the 1864 law that went into effect after Dobbs versus Jackson women's health. That was a 32 to 28 vote on that.

So that's going to constantly be litigated. What's it like seeing so many Republicans in Manhattan, so many Trump supporters in Manhattan? Does that surprise you?

No, not at all. It's turning now. Trump's turn again. What's your message to Joe Biden? Oh! You saw the lips moving on that one.

Yeah, it just oddly there was no he beeped, though. It's crazy. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lesher, your top of second hour. I got to tell you, those workers, dude, sometimes I'm like, did we just become friends? I think we did. Are we best friends now?

I think we are. Oh, it just warms my heart. It's hard to do. So welcome back to the second hour with you, Dana Lesher. You can listen coast to coast. You can find us all over the Internet. Do I got to go down the laundry list of where we're at? For real?

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So welcome back. They're not too happy, man. Those union workers, they're in New York.

They're not too happy, right? I'm just saying that if I was going to pick a kickball team, that guy would be my first pick. If I was captain, I think he'd be my first pick.

I think I'd be like, yeah, I want him. Yeah, I want to play audio somebody 13. Because this is a New York union leader, Bobby Bartels. Dang, what a New York union leader name. Like if I had to make up a New York union leader name, I don't think I could do any better than Bobby Bartels. It's like central casting.

Anyway, listen to this, audio somebody 13. In the past, we are basically Democrats, all of us. And after what's happened the last four years in this country, the Democrats are basically pushing everybody to the other side. We're a very patriotic group and we love our country. And we want the best for America. We are tired of immigration. We're tired of our tax cut dollars going to immigration. We're tired of the crime. We need to put a handle on things in this country and bring it back to how it should be. Democrats have become the party of the ultra wealthy.

Wow, these dudes. He's like, yeah, we're basically Democrats. But, you know, Democrats have pushed everybody to the other side.

And he's not wrong. Democrats have decided, well, we don't want union workers and blue collar workers anymore. What we want is we want Islamofascists and judes who talk.

And those are going to be our two demos. You laugh, but I'm right. Nobody wants that. They do. They want that. That's what they want. Why?

It's like a barely one percent of the, what is the matter with you? And then they want the Dear Bornistan, that whole area. They want that.

They want like the Islamofascists, you know, the people that did all of that. I just, come on. Come on.

I was telling you. So, that's who Democrats want. They've left the center.

They've been gone for a while. I've been telling you this. Now, you got to make a coalition with these people. I'm still, even with all of this, this is where I get worried. Because I know I say, don't believe the polling. And I still think you shouldn't believe the polling because it hasn't really ever been, it wasn't right in 2016.

And it also, you know, they were predicting this like giant red wave in 2020 that never manifest because Republican enthusiasm was gone. And I'm worried about what that's going to look like now going into November because it should not be a statistical dead heat. Biden is, I think I was only alive for like a blip of Carter's presidency. But Biden seems like he's, is he bad or worse than Carter? For the people who live through Carter, I'm curious if they think Biden is as bad or worse than Carter. You think it's worse? You weren't, you were not even an adult when Carter was president.

You don't get an opinion in this. I wasn't an adult, but I sure lived through that. I remember those days. I only want to hear from the people who were, who were like young adults and up in Carter's presidency because they can compare. I am fascinated as to what they think comparing these two, what they think. I mean, no offense to everybody else, but you know, I just, you didn't live through it. Because I, you, I heard all these bad stories growing up like, oh my gosh, I read Carter's biography, which was, man, he's just, I mean, everything that we have going on in the Middle East is because of Jimmy Carter.

It's because of him. Biden, I will say, godly, I'm not trying to defend Carter at all. Oh, heavens no. How can I rephrase this to where it's like anything but that? Carter, at least, Carter sounded sentient.

You know what I mean? And he didn't walk like he was going to fall over on flat grass. Biden is just a horrific president. I think part of the reason why Biden is such a bad president is because he's not acting as president. I mean, he's literally not the acting president. He's not the real president. He's the figurehead.

Everybody else behind the scenes, those are the people calling the shots. And it's a chaotic and it's a mess because you have a million different people running the White House instead of Joe Biden. That's why there's no unified message. There's no consistency. There's no continuity. It's just all over chaos. And that's what happens when you have a number of people ruling in someone else's name.

That's why you have it. At least Carter was consistently heinous. I mean, I will say that is Joe Biden's consistency, too. It's just the heinous decisions that are being made. But at least, you know, I don't want to say Carter was aware of who he was and where he was and what he was doing and who he was talking to. But it's a mess. Absolute mess. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.