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So we've got how we're going to go forward with DSA gaining ground. We also have, I know, I know it's the latest with. Iran, apparently, there's going to be another deal just in time for the weekend. I don't believe it. I don't blame you if you don't either.
So, that, in addition to. The DSA and whether or not I mean, you have to think about this, after midterms, and this is why all of this stuff like bringing it all together. Is because after midterms, if And we're going to talk about this later in the show. If the polling... is close or accurate in any way.
We're going to have a little bit of a thing to deal with. And this is one of the reasons that You maybe have seen, and especially if you're a subscriber to my newsletter, you saw the thing about the burrito argument. There's this big argument right now in the right. Over not just cost but How that cost. affects people, right?
And whether it is enough of an effect. to maybe potentially kind of toss midterms. And that's where we're at.
So welcome to the radio program, Panel Ash with you. The. Iran stuff, like I said. Yeah. I don't know if we're going.
I mean, it seems like every Friday for. I don't know how many weeks now. Every Friday we've had, well, looks like it's Friday, we're going to have possibly another deal. potentially have another deal. I really do put a lot of stock, actually, and what I've heard from a number of.
foreign policy experts who have said that They think really the ultimate way to do this is to just, for the lack of a better way to put it, starve out Iran, right? You have to starve them out. And the longer that we have this hold, On the straight, and the longer that we are able to kind of stranglehold them from Being able to do things simply just like being able to export their crude. Being able to do all of those things, we're going to have a major. Impact, and you may not even have to fire a single shot.
You may not have to take Carg Island. But That doesn't come without a little bit of a pinch, for the lack of a better way to put it. And we never have been able to get into a position politically where we are able to withstand that and then withstand. The insane onslaught of the horrific press coverage.
So that's where we're at with everything.
So like I said, if you get the newsletter, you have gotten a lot of this already. with uh all of the headlines curated for you. And I also have my latest piece. from the Washington Times up. Because this kind of factors into the Iran stuff, too, considering the fact.
That Iran pays all of these other You know, ancillary groups, the Hamas, the Hezbollah, etc., etc.
So it's important to keep all of that in mind. And We'll see. Because that whole disarmament agreement, as we broke it down, isn't actually a disarmament agreement. All right, so the big thing though with Iran is the gay, one-legged Burnt. Burnt dead.
Maybe dead. Burnt. At least burnt. One-legged, that's for sure. Gay, totally.
Dead questionable. the uh Mohabba Khameni. has been hushed to the hospital and is in critical condition. I don't believe it. I think he's dead already.
Dude's dead. He hadn't been rushed to the hospital. Dude has been dead the entire time, and the IRGC are just weakened at burning him. As a way to try to maintain control. That's the only.
That's the only thing. How many times have we heard this guy's dead?
Now, do I believe? That Maybe at the least. Generously, he's alive. And uh maybe I don't know. Compromise to the point where the IRGC is the one making all the decisions?
Yes, that's the only, you know. That's the only other uh possibility, I think. Because that would explain some of the moves from Iran and some of, you know, if you have these equally hardline IRGC leaders. But I don't know. Did he ever actually leave the hospital?
I don't know if anybody ever saw him go into the hospital. I don't know, but... For a country that requires regular viewing. of their I guess their dead leader, their leaders, because they rely on that populist. And that's why I say populism is a strategy, it's not a set of beliefs.
It's kind of hard to think that they can go on for that long without having him visible. He has to be visible. That's the big thing. He's got to be visible.
So We'll see, I don't know. But I don't know if he's, I mean, I think it's also maybe. Here's what I really think I really think. I think the dude's dead. I think he's been dead.
I think we blew his A double snakes up. I think his all his legs and fibbly bits blew into the wind. And I think that he's dead, and I think that they're just like. They are trying to maintain this theater of him being alive so that they can continue to run things, guys, totally dead, so that they can continue to run things. And that's all they're doing right now.
And then they're gonna go through this theater of, oh my gosh, he's been martyred. Our one-legged, burnt-up, dead, gay, dead hominy Jr. is he's he's been martyred. He's going up to his giant sex cult in the sky. Where he gets the perpetually virginized 72 ladies.
Except he's gay, so ooh. How does that work? Has he maybe been yeeted from a rooftop because of his gay? Everybody knows he's gay. He's like flaming, he's like a flaming hot Cheeto.
Everybody knows this. He is. Pinky's out, flaming hot Cheeto. Guy is as gay as Richard Simmons is questionable. Just saying.
I'm ju well, it's not wrong. I don't like I like Richard Simmons, but come on. Nobody's that happy all the time. For real.
So They're just parading him out at this point. I think they're doing this, by the way, because they are out of options. I think they're about damn near broke. Their military has been decimated. There's nothing else left for them to do.
So the only other option is, well, let's have a good excuse for some kind of pause. How many juniors are dead? I mean, he's been dead. Oh, but now he's really dead. Oh, woe is us That's what this is.
That's all this is.
So, uh but no, for real though. He is gay, so what does he get in I mean, does he get to go to the sex cult heaven? I'm looking at Kane like Kane's some sort of theocratic authority. I don't know. Maybe it's different virgins.
I don't know what he gets. He gets a bunch of twinks? I don't know. I don't know. How does that work over there?
I honestly don't want to occupy any more of my brain with this. Yeah, but still though, let's think about it. I'm just wondering if it can be used for leverage. Because maybe he doesn't want to die if he has to go up and get ladies. Assuming he's not dead already.
But yeah. Yeah, yeah, just assuming that he's not dead already. And that, you know, I mean, that he was even allowed in. I don't know, because Islam seems, you know, pretty hardcore with some stuff. I mean, you show an ankle, you get beaten to death.
So I don't know. I mean, what is it if you like cornhole and other dudes? I don't know. I don't know how that works. It's Friday.
Half of you are drunk. Spare me. You are literally sitting by your pool or you're in your backyard watching your kids run in the sprinkler. I didn't want to hear it. Don't even want to hear it.
We all know it. You all know this is true. This is not Door of the Explorer radio. It's Big Kid Broadcast, right? BKB.
You all know this is. You all thought it. I just said it. I don't wanna hear nothing. Not a peep.
But though for real.
So However I just think it's hysterical. And I hope Trump trolls them so bad. If they end up going through this theater, oh, our hominy's dead, I hope that Trump trolls them. Maybe he can bring out like a giant they could do the Iranian uh the old regime flag in pride colors and he could drape a box in front of the Capitol and they could like oh look at he's this the dead hominy Junior. Oh And they could have another little separate box for his leg that was apparently rumored to have been blown off to the sky, right?
They could do that as well. Have like a little box next to it also draped in the regime flag that's done up in pride colors. Why not? I mean, it's an appropriate send-off, right?
So I think there's a lot of opportunity there.
Okay, I gotta get into a couple of other things. Let me get you set up for the other stuff because I just realized I spent an inordinate amount of time on this topic. To much to Keynes. Uh Chagrin. Have you heard of the job homeless helper?
Have you heard of that job, homeless helper? No, it sounds okay. Like a helper for the homeless. How much do you think a homeless helper would earn? Oh, I don't know.
f fifteen bucks an hour or something? Oh, that's adorable. 20 bucks an hour.
Well, in California. This dude who is a homeless helper ended up getting uh 1.6 mil. What? Yeah. Plus bonuses, vacation payouts.
Oh, and he didn't actually live in the city in which he was a homeless helper. He lived in Hawaii. Yeah, yeah, or she did. She, and then there's another dude also that earned seven figures. Yeah, this is that big story about the homeless service organizations in California and how they ended up.
actually getting Most of the money that was never actually allocated to the homeless. You can't make this up.
So we're going to get into that also. Oh, but I have more. Have you seen a little pop culture thing? We have one report that completely obliterates the claim that there's a famine in Gaza, which we're going to discuss. And also, apparently, they're out of ideas for films.
And so they've decided to follow the story of a fisherwoman who asked a basket maker to make her a husband out of wicker. And it's literally a film called Wicker.
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So this just sounds like a genius idea for us to do. Artificial intelligence is used now to design brand new viruses. They say there's no harm to humans, guys. What? What the hell?
That's the thing. AI is now being used to design brand new viruses that are fully functional and can replicate in the lab, say U.S. researchers. It's the first time whole genomes have been successfully designed by AI. They have resulting 16 novel viruses that were created to infect bacteria and they pose no threat to people, they said.
Absolutely no threat at all, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. No threat to the peoples. Do you believe this? Why are we doing this? Why are we making?
Is this going to be like, oh, well, it's getting rid of like bacterias and viruses, other viruses and things like that? Like, what's the point of doing it? Otherwise, if it's bio warfare, that's gonna get out and it's gonna be into some wet market where people eat grody animals and then we're all gonna get it and it's gonna suck out loud. And I'll be damned if I have to quarantine and do the whole thing. I'm not doing any of that.
I will literally knock down sweater sets, go into bath and body works, and I will destroy entire soap towers. Shut up. Moving on. Leprosy. Why?
Why leprosy? Of all the things, this old-timey disease is now back. It's climbing in Florida. Is it because of.
Well, I know armadillos carry it. Could it be because of them weird lizards? Them iguanas that fall out of trees and hit people upside the head all the time? I think iguanas have that, but I can look it up.
Well, they, and I don't want to be confused. They're like leprosy, known as Hansen disease. No, it's leprosy. Stop it, because I will not, it'll just sound like some mmbop stuff. 36 cases in Florida, a record high since reporting began in 92.
26 contracted in Florida, a couple of out of state. Uh they s where is it coming from?
So how are they catching it? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what it is? Armadillo.
Can we not touch them? Guys, if you see an armadillo, I know that all of you think that you're snow white and you want to go out there and you want to touch the animals and you want to talk to all of them like Brian Fellows from SNL. Let me give you a tip: don't. Because you're gonna get weird leprosy and bumps and all kinds of weird ancient diseases.
So just don't touch of them. Look of them from a distance and stay the hell away. Thank you, America. They're little burly polis. that are covered with grossness.
Yes, go ahead and hold this armadillo and then watch as your arm just literally shrivels and falls off. Leprosy, yay. They used to have like entire colonies for people. Gen Zers are swiping their smartphones for dumb phones to match their IQ. I mean, to curb social media habits.
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Daniel Lash with you. I got to, real quick, indulge me for a moment. I have a question for the chat.
So What do grown men like as birthday presents that are not your husband? That like like your friends. Like, like, you have like a couple friends in that. What are the like chicks are so easy to get for?
So, I said, it's like one of the most entertaining answers I think I've ever received. I asked the sabers like, what are grown men like? For, like, a gift, and Steve immediately, I didn't even get the like the diphthong of the last syllable out of my mouth. And Steve's like, gift cards. And Juan's like, yes, gift cards.
Men love gift cards. Do men like gift cards, Chad? Do they like gift cards? Is that a thing? I mean we we pretty much like money.
Well, yeah, you like, I know and you all like barbecue, but it's not like I can wrap up like a box of meat and be like, you know, and like give it to someone to unwrap that. But like a gift card for meat, maybe. I actually think guys love giving gift cards more. I think there are guys that don't like to put too much thought into the gift and they're like, hey, we want to give you the freedom of getting whatever it is you want. We're going to give you a gift card.
I think guys love giving gift cards.
So I imagine that they'd like getting it too. Do you guys ever, do men ever give each other gifts and you got, y'all just exchange gift cards? Yeah, that I've had a couple of Christmases like that. Yeah. Wands like any gift card from Home Depot or Lowe's.
Yeah. I feel like that's going to have to be Wands ringtone now for the future. Is like that song, the Home Depot theme. Let's make that Wands. An Amazon one works well too these days.
I, it's just hysterical to me. I just was thinking about that because I, you know, we're talking about like the stuff we're doing over the week, and I'm like, oh man, I haven't gotten, I got to get this ready. And I was just curious about that.
So I'll throw it out to the chat and see because I know there's dudes in that group. And I'm just curious. Like, women are way not like the gift card people, but men are very practical. almost clinically practical.
So, another difference between men and women, by the way, we'll come back to this when we get some answers. All right. The oh, speaking of men and women being different, I wasn't going to get to this until the next hour, but it just makes sense to drop it here real quick.
So Megan Rapinoe, that one little annoying. check from Does she play soccer anymore? I mean, I think she runs her mouth more than she does anything else, more than she plays soccer more than anything. She's all pup set now, of course. She's going after Sophie Cunningham now.
Because Sophie Cunningham talked about Merely the differences between The sexes that are scientific and observational. And now, Megan Rapinoe, who has got, she's got to get involved in everything, otherwise, she has no relevancy. That's one of the reasons why you see these chicks just jump out in front of this stuff and desperately try to weigh in with their hot take. Because if she doesn't have a hot take on this issue, does she exist anymore, right? That's how they get their relevancy.
I'm just so tired of people weighing in on this. Shut up. No one has cared about what Megan Rapineau thinks for the longest time. It's like a damn angry dwarf. Who just gets real mad.
She comes from, you know, she's like one of the angry Snow White dwarves who's just getting mad, bopping up and down, constantly screaming for attention, constantly screaming for relevancy. Tired of it. I mean, I cannot how many days is this that this has been like in the news now? Week. And a half?
Every one of these dumb broads, and by the way, why does, oh my gosh, do you know? Wait, wait, wait, let me bear with me, bear with me, bear with me. No, no, no. Let me Google something, cause this is gonna make sense. Do you guys remember Prince Valium from Spaceballs?
Oh, yeah. That's Megan Rapinos a new hairstyle. Only my Gen X fam are going to get this. Hashtag facts. I mean, she looks like Prince Valium from Space Balls right now.
Dewey I I feel like Juan may not know this, so I've got to give, hold up. She's totally got this. I'm putting this in uh Slack real quick. She has a I mean that's her hair basically. That's print she just give her a little raspberry beret.
And it's her. It's Prince Prince Valium from Space Balls. That's who it is. By the way, they're making of Space Balls too, did you know? I'm very excited about that.
Very excited about that. All right, one of the other things that I wanted to touch on: this is a little less fun and a little bit more serious, but also Pollywood. Did you guys see the story? The um It was a study that was done on the claims of. Uh famine.
In Gaza, right? And this comes by way, there was like a UNICEF. Report on this. It's a UNICEF-led survey that found child malnutrition in Gaza. Was exceptionally low by regional and even western standards.
And the findings also undermine the key argument that was used to justify. The famine declaration that they had had last year. How often have you guys heard, oh, there's a famine in Gaza? Israel's starving them kids. By the way, for all the people who'd like to sit here and scream that Bibi Netanyahu, that Benjamin Netanyahu gave money to Hamas.
First off, Two things on that. I guess it didn't work, and it shows how stupid it would be to give any kind of money to your opposition who's still going to kill you anyway.
So, what did you hope to achieve by trying to insist upon using that narrative as some sort of victorious declaration? Number one. Number two, do you realize that that money was aid money that was going to Gaza to feed people and to take care of people because Hamas wasn't? Oh, you guys didn't include that in your observations when you were just like. gobbling up all the TikTok diarrhea.
Mm-hmm. Like the red-green stands, you are. Oh, okay. given everything.
So People apparently weren't aware of that. Yeah, that's aid money. Mm-hmm. So The survey was carried out under the coordination of the Nutrition Cluster. It's this UNICEF-led blah, blah, blah.
And the reason why, normally I would be like, oh, you in, whatever. But that's what the left's grand standard is, is it not? And did they not also use this organization and their political declarations about genocide in Gaza as a cudgel to try to beat an ally in the Middle East out of any kind of movement towards self-defense? Correct. Yes, they did.
So the prevailing narrative has been utterly destroyed. The UNICEF-led body that runs Gaza's nutrition surveillance system measured thousands of children's weight, height, and mid-upper arm circumference. Then the data was used to calculate the weight for height Z score, or WHZ. That is the standard indicator that is used by the World Health Organization and other bodies to compare levels of acute. malnutrition.
over populations over different spans of time. And so what they discovered is that the acute malnutrition That was measured by again the WHZ or the weight for height Z score. Ranged from merely 0.2 to 0.8%. across Gaza's regions. To compare, they note, The WHZ, that weight to height Z score, ranged from merely, it was, I mean, pre-war, it was 0.8%.
So already before The conflict. Resulting from October 7th, it was already at a very low rate, comparable to what was seen in developed countries, and well below, well below Egypt's. By the way, Egypt's WHZ, again, weight, height, Z score, is 2.9%. Jordan's is 2%.
So in other words, the measured level of quote unquote acute malnutrition. was not only well below any kind of critical level at all. but it was already well below by both regional and even Western standards. Hmm.
Now The claim this entire time. has been that Israel does not allow any kind of food, any kind of aid to get into Gaza. That has been the narrative. Oh my gosh, Israel's starving kids, Israel's killing kids, anything that they can come up with. And they actually wanted to.
Pass. This Phase V Famine Classification And it had, in order to even get that, you have to, 30% of the children in the population under the age of five have to show acute malnutrition as measured by the WHZ, that weight height Z score. And these completely politicized bodies. Decided that they these other bodies decided that they were going to declare this.
So In reality, they didn't measure anything. They declared it, and that's the some like the peace, whatever corporation, this global, whatever. Uh Not only did they claim something that was entirely demonstrably false, but it was entirely political and it was based solely upon Hamas's claim numbers. Hamas was the one that has been going out there telling everyone that kids are starving to death in Gaza. They're not.
They're doing better in Gaza than they're doing in Egypt and Jordan. Jordan In short, they're doing better than their other Arab counterparts. In fact, most all of them. I think the Saudis were the only one where they were on par with them. They're beating a number of other Arab countries.
No joke. like pretty much every country in the region on par with Saudis. That's pretty but but don't you think that's pretty relevant, especially since one of the accusations against Israel has been this famine that they've caused? The famine. And even before then, it was incredibly questionable.
Um And one of the reasons why you had some of these political international bodies that were trying to claim that it was solo, they had actually refused to measure it against any of the other Arab counterparts in the region. They were actually trying to contrast it between these other African nations, et cetera, with higher WHZ. I mean, it's just weird. Everything that they did to try to bend over to get. a talking point for their narrative.
They did it. And so, yes, the rates in Gaza, they are not twice the rates of anywhere else. They're lower than every other area measured.
So, it is in a completely made-up narrative that our American press ran with. That the international press ran with, that international bodies were using as a way to justify accusing Israel of committing war crimes. And then the reality is that. They are actually doing better nutrition and weight-wise than all of their other Arab counterparts. And they're on par with Western countries.
There is no such thing as famine in Gaza, it is a lie. And it's been debunked. Just like there's no genocide in Gaza, their birth rate has almost tripled. Their birth rate was not even interrupted after October 7th.
So All of these claims. have been so ridiculously been proven false. And the Western media ran with it, international media ran with it. Not a single correction. Do you think?
That you will find a single correction about any of this, perhaps, say in the New York Times. Do you think that MSNBC or whatever it is, Ms.
Now? Do you think that they're going to offer a correction to all of their previous reporting wherein they've accused Israel of committing genocide or pushing famine now that it's been completely, overwhelmingly, without any question or objection, debunked six ways to Sunday? Do you think that they're going to offer a correction? No. Do you think any of the people that cosplay as America firsters, while pushing Red-Green Alliance propaganda on the nation to try to divide and take our best chances of winning, not just in midterms but in 2028, an ultimate betrayal stab in the back to this Republic, do you think any of those cosplaying grifters are going to acknowledge this major correction and narrative.
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Now in theater. No new info on the guy who did it. Oh, so it couldn't have been a woman? Sexist! Did you ever see Ocean's 8?
Enough! Super Troopers 3. Meow. Playing only in theater. Rated R.
Under 17, not admitted without payment. Ah! It's his life mission to make bad decisions. Yeah. It's time for Florida man.
We're going right to Machete Land.
Okay, so I'm trying to imagine how this is gonna go in my head. Two dudes got arrested in a Florida Publix machete fight. Panama City, Florida. They literally got into a machete fight. These are the guys that Juan's going to show you in the parking lot.
Now, I'm looking at these fillers, and I don't even know which one of them is gonna be winning.
So the first one, Everett. Crick bobum, bob bomb, bobbum. What is your name? 52. He was in his car.
Oh, here, it's just funny. James Gay approached him. It's the crickba-bum-gay fight, the gay, crick-ba-bum fight. He approached him to confront him about a previous issue.
So the younger one approached the feller in spectacles, if you're looking at the live stream. And they apparently was over an ex-girlfriend.
Now, I know that these two men, I'm sorry, but if you're sharing a lady with that fella, you've got a lot of other problems other than your lady being shared.
So. Kirkba-bum Bobum. How do you say his name?
Okay. That sounds dumb. Look at this. This is gonna bother me so bad. How do you say this man's name?
How do you say that name? Critschbobum, Critchbobum. Is it bobom or bobum? Kritschba bomb I don't know.
So then Kirchbaum pulled out a hatchet to get Gay to leave him alone.
Sounds like a lot of us. Gay went to his vehicle, grabbed a machete. and then approach the other man. As Crip Bobham saw gay get close. He grabbed a sheathed knife.
Gay allegedly hit Kirk Bob with the sheathed machete. Then they struggled and both had injuries to their hands. Gay said he hit Crick Bobham in the face with the machete, then he hit Crick Bobham in the head and stomped on him while he's on the ground. Police said that. Crickbobham lost consciousness.
I hate his name. Gay was also in prison. He had previously served 12 years on a 15-year sentence for aggravated battery in a vampire cult murder from 2011. Oh. If you said Dana, one of the machete guys, oh my gosh, did you see the skinny legs on the other one?
What? The gay guy was in a vampire cult. That's literally his last name, gay, so I can say that. The gay guy was in a vampire cult, and he spent 12 years out of 15 years in prison for it. All I know is it was a machete fight, and it furthermore goes with the whole narrative that yes, people in machete everywhere carry, or people in Florida carry machetes that stick with us as we move.
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Enough! Super Troopers 3. Meow playing only in theater. Rated R. Under 17, not admitted without peril.
Sands through the hourglass.
So are the days of the United States. I think it's trans rights now is our new battle. That's what I think that I was saying, that like the battles have changed. Oh yeah. You know, like our intent has been the same, but now that the environment has changed, we see trans people's rights being stripped away from them.
There's a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans on my team or against my team anytime. I don't think there's a problem in the world. It's just another way to kind of attack Trans people. You know, we've seen players like Lejeu Tyrenden who stepped into that forefront and have been brave enough and courageous enough to kind of step up.
So I guess that's the next battle that we have to fight as athletes. First off, it's not a battle, you absolute simp. And the other aspect of it is not a battle and also Um they're not trans people, they're dudes. Because you don't, and they are dudes, because you don't see women that are killing themselves to go and play on men's teams. Why is that?
Why can't they play on men's teams? I'm so confused, Kane. Why don't all the men like lower all of their criteria and just accept women who are identifying as men? Yeah, what I hate the most about it is that you have to get rid of your common sense in order to agree with the stupidity. It's why we have weight classes in boxing and and in MMA.
It's like you can't the fairness has to be there. If you're putting dudes on the court with women, going against women, the fairness is no longer there. And that's just the common sense. I don't understand why you have to be labeled as hate or whatever, phobic. just because it's common sense.
Well, and it it it shows the double standard. These women are so eager with their Pick-me energy to be liked that they're willing to sell out their own sex. at their own detriment. Because this if the if the argument is that a man wants to play on a women's team because he doesn't feel comfortable playing on the men's team and he identifies as a woman, then why is the discomfort of the female athletes who are being forced to acquiesce to this, why are they the why are their concerns being ignored? If you want to talk about the real sexism and whose rights are being quelled here, it's their rights.
This isn't a right. This is a demand from a completely entitled, coddled, less than 1% of the entire American population. They shouldn't get to determine the rules and eligibility for women's teams. They haven't done anything to build these teams. If anything, they're doing everything that they can to degrade them and break them down.
This is just stupid.
So no, they don't belong on women's teams. They can start their own trans league. And when people tell you that they're not interested in men who want to be women starting their own trans league, what they're telling you is that this isn't about that at all. It's about subjugating women. It is one of the biggest, like, progressive, which patriarchy and patriarchal nonsense all came from progressivism.
I see it all the time. I see it rearing its head within the woke Reich as well. These dudes who, you know, can't get a woman who echo all of these progressive patriarchy talking points. Godless men create feminists. That's where feminists come from.
Godless men who refuse the responsibility and duty of leading their house and guarding the hearts of women. These men who eschew their God-given duty and their God-called to duty. That's how we're feminists are created. And so you see this weakness on the progressive side. That's why there are all so many, there's so many that are so progressive.
That's why. I mean, Christianity was the religion that equaled. made equal men and women. purposefully so repeatedly. with with very careful intent.
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So, a man was arrested for dressing up in a Grim Reaper costume on a hospital rooftop and staring at patients. It's probably not the nicest thing to do.
So the guy. Oh, he climbed on. This is in Britain, of course. Of course, it's in Britain, Kane.
So the man. Dressed up as a Grim Reaper, Leon Gillespie pled guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse on NHS premises and was handed a £200 fine. Fined by the magistrates in North Wales. He dressed up as a Grim Reaper. at the hospital whose Welsh name I will fall over pronouncing.
And he climbed under the rooftop where he stared at staff and visitors. He had a long blade and was making a noise on the hospital building. He later described it as a crow costume. It wasn't, but it's still kind of funny. Right.
So they just arrested him for trespass. I mean that's so mean, hysterical. But also. Not nice. Still a spherical though.
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Oh my god. 26 year old, she's heading to prison. She fatally ran over her 11-year-old stepson. She's sentenced to four years behind bars, pled guilty to negligent homicide. What a horrible story.
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