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So Getting into, oh man, where to go? We're starting with Iran. And we're starting with Ceasefire, not a ceasefire, and I think the waning public patience for this. I think that's safe to say. People, here's the thing, people trust Trump's instinct on this.
Trump has been more consistent on Iran than anybody else in his administration. Trump has been more consistent on Iran than any of the other talking heads out there. There are things with which I very much do disagree with the President, and I will absolutely say so. But he's been right on this. His instincts have been Correct.
It's when other people are trying to pressure him in the court of public opinion that it goes off rails. That's what angers me because we didn't elect a bunch of pencil pushers. We didn't elect those people. Trump has been consistent on his criticism of Iran. His view of the regime.
I think if you want to have a measure of who's been most consistent on an issue, I don't think anybody in DC can touch him on this consistency, on this particular issue. No one can touch him. It's true. It's true. So they need to let him cook.
It's coming from somewhere within the administration. There's a lot of things you need to understand. There's a lot of 2028 power jockeying already underway. the undercurrent of that every now and then it bubbles up and you can see it bubble up. Maybe in the press, maybe with a leak here and there.
I also think that the vice president is trying to adjust himself to position himself in a way where it's easier for him to separate himself from Trump. To get prepared for 28 because he's running. Any, any, I mean, we're not stupid. Come on. But I also think that His reluctance, there's this view, which all of his group subscribes to, that America isolated is the correct path forward and that.
No allies is America first. You cannot be a nation on this rock without having allies. And I think it's also a grandiose myopic misreading of the geopolitical environment.
So There's if you want to wrap things up and you want to be Cautious and you want to save lives and resources, I think POTUS's way is the way to go.
Now, a lot of people are saying, well, one of the reasons that we're awaiting is because, well, there's a couple of reasons. I keep seeing it over and over again. The idea that Maybe it's the Saudis. Maybe it's the Saudis. Maybe it's the Saudis that are doing it.
I'm pulling up a couple of my notes here, so bear with me. There's This idea that, well, it was the munitions, this leak that came from this morning. There's another story. The leak actually, the first. Appearance of this, I guess, was mon well, actually, maybe came, was it Thursday, Friday?
I think the munitions thing, because we had Kellogg on. Yeah, that's Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was last week.
Now, the reason I'm bringing up the timing is because now there's another story, and Reuters out about it.
So it's like they're trying to do this drip-drip approach with an article that is not new. The whole thing with munitions and depletion has been around since Biden-Harris. In fact, it was something that the right was accusing Biden of doing by sending so much ordnance over to Ukraine, right? There was a question as, well, how much ordinance do we have left in reserves? How much do we have left stockpiled, et cetera, et cetera?
So there were a lot of questions about that. And so this is not a new thing. This is kind of like an old story. But the interesting thing is the timing of its release, the way and the manner in which it's being released, the number of quote-unquote unnamed sources, and also how they're trying to use it to discredit POTUS.
Now, I think that absolutely you need to make sure that we're topped off, so to speak. You guys, like at my house, like at my own house. I'm not going to tell you how much ammunition I have, but let's just say that if there was a fire at Lash HQ. The whole town would be. Just Not even an exaggeration.
Let's just... You're not joking. I'm not joking. It's an accurate thing.
So, but whenever I use anything, because you have your defensive rounds and your range rounds, right? Your defensive rounds are, you would not use those at the range. and you would not use your range rounds. in the house. Or defensively.
So whenever I go through anything, Um I Immediately make sure I'm topped off. You know what I mean? Like, I don't go. And even when there were these ammunition shortages, I was very. I don't like to get below a certain level.
I always make sure that I'm topped off. Not that I've sat around and done the math and like, well, if I get attacked, it's gonna require X amount of ammunition to repel, you know, whatever. Maybe I do, but maybe I don't. What I'm saying is, I always make sure I'm topped off with everything I use. But that's a problem that I would even add predates Biden.
Because Barack Obama and all the things that he got a United States involved in. Cutting military budget and making sure that we weren't maintaining in terms of munition supply was a big thing with Obama. That was something that I remember we talked about on air. We had a lot of discussions about that on air. And with Biden, it was kind of similar.
He never really... Trump started in his first term, but then right out, you know, interrupted four years interrupted. But Biden and Harris kind of let it fall by the wayside. We couldn't, yes, and primers can't be manufactured fast enough. And with all the restrictions and regulations we have here in the United States, so much ammunition comes from overseas.
So It is uh it's a real thing. And I think that this is something that probably we should never have to deal with it. I just want to be swimming in ammo like Scrooge McDuck with gold bullions. And that's a separate issue from who is leaking.
So I want to separate those two things and kind of take a peek at both of them. Who is leaking?
Now, as it relates, by the way, to Europe and Spain. Spain Everyone, now Tucker Carlson's repeating the Javier Bardem. Katucker Bardem is now accusing the United States and Israel, essentially, of kicking off the whole thing. with these Moroccan migrants crossing into Spanish territory. We're going to address that here coming up.
I have a bunch of stuff, including New York Democrats. They've introduced a bill to increase grocery prices by 10%, although that's not what they think is going to happen. We're going to unpack that. We're also going to look at Michigan. Everyone's saying it's the fight for the soul of the Democrat Party.
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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Guys This makes me worried about AI and DEI hires. This is almost too insane to believe, the story from the New York Post. The doctor sews a patient's organs together. creating a closed loop for his um Bowel movements.
In a what's described as a quote major surgical error. It's a British surgeon. He's lost his job after he mistakenly sewed his patient's organs together, creating a closed poop loop cane. That's correct. It prevented bowel movements and was very nearly deadly.
According to statements given to the medical practitioner's tribunal service, the patient had undergone emergency bowel surgery for tumor removal by NH surgeon Dr. Yasser Adli Abdel Rahman, who has too many damn names at the Royal Oldman Hospital in Greater Manchester. He and another surgeon decided to perform a procedure that was not known to man and connected the small intestine to stomachs.
However, the major surgical error was made by accidentally connecting the wrong part of the intestine to the stomach in an operation that was deemed incompatible with life. Guys should be beaten to death in the street. He was like pooping into his stomach. Basically, yeah. Oh.
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Sorry about that, Juan. I have like this very nicely organized rundown. I just immediately just shake it all up, throw it around the room. I'm sorry.
So, in Michigan, basically, what we're going to find out is whether or not the leopards eating people's faces party wins. in Michigan. What's that, Dana, you're asking?
Well, maybe you guys remember this old it's like this old 2015 tweet. And the tweet goes, I never thought leopards would eat my face, sobs the woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. That's the tweet.
So we're gonna find out whether or not People are going to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party. and then complain about the leopards eating people's faces, like what happened in New York.
So that's what that's that's what's up, okay?
So True Dat Pham. Yeah, true that Pham. Tadass.
So We're gonna ruin everything. We're gonna ruin all of these things. The Michigan primary Democrat voters are gonna decide between a dude named Abdul and a chick named Haley. Oh my gosh. There's something so insufferably millennial about this.
They're both Democrats. One is an Islamist who campaigns with the terrorist anchor baby, Hassan Piger. Right? The flabby little weak chin dude who runs around literally in like a $2,000 shirt. in Cuba.
while throwing snacks to the poor. That's That's him. All these dudes are the same, by the way. They're all made in the same D-bag factory. You know how you have your Bill Pullmans and your Bill Paxtons, but you also have your Asan Pikers and your Zoran Mamdanis.
So they're uh they're trying to turn out the vote. And of course, you have Abdul El Saeed. He's like, America was founded on racism and blah, blah, blah, and all of this other stuff. This is you know, he's been here for five seconds, but he's going to sit here and tell us everything he thinks about. you know.
about uh the United States and everything that's wrong with us. I'm I'm getting kind of tired of that as well, right? I mean And Abdul Al-Saeed is an anchor baby. He's another anchor baby. Uh his parents came in from Egypt.
So I just find it weird. And maybe, I don't know, is this mean? I just think if you've been here for a second, shut up. I don't want to sit. You're not going to sit here and lecture all of us, you know, from what your prestigious seat.
of origin from a third world hellhole? I don't think so.
So, no, it's not actually. In fact, the United States, if you want to have a discussion, Abdul al-Saeed, about what the country was founded on, let's talk about how Arabs sold black people into slavery for hundreds of years and literally are the origin of it, and yet they decide to blame Western nations as a way to dodge any and all accountability if you really want to have a fact-based conversation about it. And by the way, they're still doing it. America, we actually cobbled together our very first Navy in order to go and fight the Barbary pirates and rescue some of our merchants that had been kidnapped and sold into slavery. Yes, that's what Islamism brought the world, that, and the appropriation of everyone else's culture in the name of a sex cult founded by somebody who was a pedophile.
But I digress. And if you have anything to say about it, you can talk to my 50 Cal Mahdu's. That being said. The Battle here. That's what this is between.
So your Democrats are trying to figure out, and everyone's like, oh, well, this is the future, guys, of the Democrat Party has already been written. This is the footnote. The Michigan race is not Like the thing that's going to determine the battle of the soul of the Democrat Party. That is wishful thinking. It's already been lost.
It's already been lost. It's gone. Don't exist anymore. That battle has been won by the far left. They won.
They're just slowly taking it over, right? Like disease consuming a nation, they're slowly taking it over. That's what this is.
So, this has already been determined. This was determined, I would dare say, all the way back in 2008. This has been determined for some time. This is just the after effects of that. loss from those any moderate Democrat left.
You can't say that the b that this is the battle for the soul of the Republican Party when there are no or Democrat Party when there are no moderate Democrats. Haley Stevens is not a moderate Democrat. She's just not an Islamist simp. But that doesn't make her any less of a progressive.
So what they're determining now are they is are they are they going full Islamist? or Islamist facilitating. That's the difference. That's all the difference is right now. Are you going to go full-on Islamist or are you going to stick with the people who made the full-on Islamism possible?
That's it. That's the difference in the decision in Michigan. There is no other difference, right? Um And I think that Democrats need to acknowledge this. They've created this entire problem for themselves.
And the right is already dealing with their own issues. We'll talk about that later. But This is This is Really? That's the decision.
So just to put that in perspective.
Now with some of this, let me look at... pull this up. I mean It's not really Islamism even versus the left. Here's the other thing: Mediaite had this piece where Haley Stevens accused El Saeed of wanting to blame Jews for all of your problems, right?
So, this is the other big thing that's factoring into it. This is why I keep saying Islamism, because El Saeed has been out there and he sits here and he goes off on American groups like AIPAC and all of this stuff. And he said, You know, you know, he's like, He said, you know, when they watch this, come for me, see what happens. That is just such a weak. Beta Idiotic goat fornicating thing to say.
First off, And let's just get this settled right the hell now. If you have a problem. With a group of Americans that chooses to spend their money how they want to, then go ahead and say that you're America last and that you are against our constitutional freedoms. You are at odds. with the founding of America.
So let's just be honest about it. I see all these Pimpletons out there. Yes, I meant that. That go off on groups like APAC or whatever. There are Americans who can spend their money any way they want to.
If I wanted to join a group and spend my money, I'd dare you to come tell me to my face that I can't do it. Again, I have a mod douche. You can look in the barrel and whisper it lovingly.
So, Dana, your language is harsh. I could be worse.
So the whole point of this is that this is A group of Americans that chooses to spend their money how they want to, and you've got this Islamist who's been here for half a second, it's basically sounding like Thomas Massey. and Tucker Carlson. They all sound the same thing for a reason, right? They're all a bunch of bakabazi that dance for whatever mullah is pulling the strings at this point. And it's true, and I'm 100% right.
And you guys, everybody knows it. You guys, your thoughts on this, you're right, you know it.
So he's saying the same thing they all are. Oh, this group, come for me, see what happens. What, they're going to spend money on a candidate that doesn't hate them because they're Jewish in the United States of America? I mean, you realize how stupid some of the stuff these talking points sound? But no, really, if you're against groups spending money how they want to, go ahead and say I'm that you're against free speech and that you hate w the core values on which America was founded.
Congratulations, the left has succeeded in converting you. Go ahead and put on the mask and repeat 15 days to slow the spread because you bought into all of it. Go ahead and do all of it. I mean it. Absolutely.
I had a conversation with a friend of mine. who actually had sent this. Link over and said, wow, like involved in Massey's race and in this, et cetera, et cetera. And I'm like, do you have a problem with free speech? Do you have a problem with Americans speaking freely and spending their money however they want to?
Who is you to sit here and tell another American how to spend their money in terms of advocacy? Exactly.
So, you've got this Islamist in Michigan saying the same thing that Katucker Tarlson is saying. I'm sorry, Katucker Bardem at this point. And Thomas Massey, who had his ass handed to him, not because of APAC, but because these voters were livid. He voted against everything they voted for, but he doesn't want that accountability. How so Christian in America first?
He doesn't want that accountability.
So he blames it on. He just decides to be weak. I think it's the influence of his second very quick wife. Mm-hmm. And decides to blame a whole subsection of people, thereby playing into the leftist game of identity politics.
So it's leftist against free speech and leftist identity politics. You're a leftist.
So in Michigan, Haitley Stevens, even though she's a far left, she almost seems. Sympathetic. in terms of you w you feel bad for her. Because of all the stuff that she's being hit with. And he's gone after her for, I mean, he's basically, he's like towed, he's gone right up to the line, man, right up to the line.
And he's funded by, again, a lot of out-of-state money. She gets out-of-state money too. I mean, they're Democrats. Come on, there's no angels here. But there's just one who doesn't help the devil as much as the other one.
Right, there's the difference. We'll see. I mean, he's running in Little Mokadishu, essentially.
So we'll see. I mean, I. Whether or not I would be shocked if she wins. Because of all of the um Rhetoric that is out there. It still could happen.
I mean, you're looking at Michigan's a pretty, at this point, it is a, it's a, it's a pretty far left. Pretty far left. at this point. State looking at some of the latest polls of our RCP, which has the average right now of 66D. That's polymarket.
Just saying.
So, an El Said, by the way, he has the average plus 10.
So, he's beyond the margin of error in all polling. In fact, the only poll where she ever actually was plus seven Was an oversampling of independence, and that was a Detroit news poll that was taken all the way back in July 8th. What changes in a month? And now, as it is, and by the way, like four weeks after that, the Mitchell research, they had El Saeed plus 14.
So he's always been double digits ahead of her. He's always been at least plus 10 over margin of error. He's going to win.
So What I'm talking about is the media setting up its own prophecy to fulfill. The epitaph for the Democrat Party has already been written. They've already lost that battle within. That's already been done. Anybody pretending that it's still ongoing is just not clued in.
All of this is, is just putting the bow on the p on the package. That's all it is. But the media is going to go, look. the big race in the in the America's heartland. And it's official now, and they're just going to use this as another formality, as a way to just further trumpet the party's complete conversion to Red-Green Alliance.
That's what this is.
And again, they're trying to do it on the right as well. And all of the old guard can only stand there within their party and watch.
So, Haley will lose. I don't see she's not going to win this. And you're going to have an Islamist. He's going to get elected in Michigan. And this is going to keep happening.
It's going to keep happening over and over again. And one of the other ways that it's going to keep happening, and we're going to talk a little bit about this: Battle for the Soul of the Country, is the attack on the right against certain factions of Christianity. What have I said over and over again that the hand on the rudder of the spiritual direction of the country has always been? The evangelical Christian or or slash Christian movement period, right?
So, I don't like the term. Evangelical is a weird term to me because everyone is supposed to. Spread the good news, right?
So I feel like it's a pejorative anymore. In some way. But there's this belief, and people like Tucker Carlson, whom I've texted at length, this man does not understand the Bible. He didn't read it. He doesn't understand anything biblical.
Trying to have a biblical conversation, which I've had because I've known him for years, trying to have a biblical conversation with him on any biblical principle is like talking to a dolphin. Like a gimpy one. I don't know. Like, you know, with a smaller fin, and it can't really, you know, I don't know where this is going, but you get the drift. He doesn't understand it because it's not, he doesn't, he just wants to use it as a cudgel.
He doesn't, he doesn't. site faith issues or talk about faith issues as a way to explore and deepen his own faith and deepen his own relationship with God. He does it as a way to weaponize it and use it as a cudgel, which is one of the reasons why they're pushing this idea. They're trying to convert everyone to Orthodox, to become Orthodox. That's what this is, in the manner of the Russian church.
And I say this because Russian Orthodox, and you can disagree with me and you'll be wrong, and that's okay. You can be wrong. The world allows for that. I won't join you in that uneducated misconception. The truth, the undeniable, inarguable truth is that the Russian church, the Russian Russia uses its church as a way to validate state action.
It is just an extension of the state. That is the allowance. Because there's still that belief that the state still must reign supreme, even that over God. Because if you believe if you put God first, then you're free. You're not under the thumb of the state.
So it's still that Marxist mentality within their theology. And so that's what they're wanting to happen, they're wanting to implement here.
So there's been this incrazy attack on certain factions of Christianity, particularly Protestantism, and this uneducated belief that if you're not Catholic, then you're Protestant. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. And I cannot believe that there are people modeling themselves as some sort of thought leaders for anything on the right that are going out with this garbage. We're going to talk about some of this stuff coming up. You don't want to miss.
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Yeah. It's time for Florida Man. All right, so um This Florida man got in trouble because he decided he, well, he had drugs on him and he was not supposed to have those drugs, and then he thought, I'm gonna flush him down the toilet. The tarlet And ain't nobody gonna be the wiser. It's not how this works.
20-year-old Florida man accused of selling cocaine and having tons of drugs in his apartment. He was held in St. Lucie County Jail on a half a million-dollar bond, according to records. Sean Hendy. He uh had a search executed at his apartment.
And they came uh they were looking for uh I mean, obviously, cocaine because they had an undercover investigator that was able to make the transaction. Uh and the he had lots, lots. But he was trying to flush it down the toilet. Didn't, you can't do that, especially if they're already there. They found like pounds and pounds and pounds of dope.
Pounds of dope. And yeah, he was making that was his little business.
So his little business got interrupted. But I think it's just hysterical that they think they're going to be able to flush all of that down the toilet. Like the cops aren't going to be like, let's chuck this toilet bowl and say, what, who are you? Why are people stupid? Just stop, stop.
Also, let's see, a Florida man suspected in a tequila theft, busted for DUI. I'm sure that's shocking. Was it at least the good tequila? Or was it like some Jose Cuervo? Like, what, you know, what are we talking about here?
Really, though. I mean, I don't know. I'm pretty picky. But anyway, he's arrested, driving under the influence, stealing tequila. He's in jail, didn't make bonds.
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That's like gun-free zone signs, right? Look, it says gunfree zone. I guess they can't bring it in here.
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I feel like if no crime signs worked, Like that's all we would buy. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's all we would do, is just put up signs everywhere. But it clearly doesn't work.
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So it's a public awareness campaign. Meaning you didn't think that the criminals were aware of this before? It's Illinois. This is so dumb. I mean, they're not going to do anything to protect you.
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It's all through August. It's just summer. It's hot. That's just the way it works. I don't know why people are like, so, I don't know.
Let's see. Also, An Iowa, oh my gosh, an Iowa woman was busted on a lawnmower. Her mug shot is, it's kind of goals, I gotta say. I mean, I would want my mug shot to look crazy. Her driver's license is suspended because she, for conviction, are driving her SUV while under the influence of meth.
And she was again busted while impaired, but this time behind a riding lawnmower.
So she got busted again. And taken into the pokey because she was driving a lawnmower under the influence that you can't operate any machinery, they'll get you if you're driving it down the road, they will get you, right? I'm just saying. Bars, bowling alleys, and movie theaters are costing too much to run and visit. Americans have run out of places to hang out, and apparently we're playing with our health.
I do think. That there is something to be said about.
Okay. Yes, getting out more and having public spaces. I do think that it's actually incredibly important to do that. People are not doing that. I think some of that's due to a highly digitized life, which was fast-forwarded with COVID.
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