A 74-year-old man was arrested for indecent exposure at a beach in Naples, Florida. Meanwhile, a package containing $625,000 worth of cocaine was discovered floating in the Gulf of Mexico. A woman was arrested for stalking an animal clinic worker, and a man stabbed his roommate over a car fueling argument. The government has been criticized for its spending habits, including $3 million to study steroid-induced aggression in hamsters and $15 million for Fauci's security detail. In other news, a woman's pet monkey was taken away due to neglect, and a report suggests that dogs may be racist, leading to calls for dog-free zones in Wales.
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