Top 5 NFL Teams That Should Get A Made For TV Movie

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Oh yeah. Hour number three of the Rich Eisen Show is on the air. Bert Kreischer just met my 14-year-old son, and Cooper's here because Brockman's not, and Susie's doing all sorts of zooms for Women's Sports Now to get ready for future shows because she's an executive producer as well as a co-host of that show.

Cooper's sitting in Chris Brockman's seat. And- Eisenpalooza. It is Eisenpalooza. Thank you. Great job. I like it.

844-204-RICH is the number to dial Coop. You can chill here. This segment, when Bert comes out, apparently he's got a story about John Daly showing him and his wife his putter, and I don't mean what he used to putt with. Oh my goodness. Oh boy. So, you understand- I kind of do. Okay. There's a gist- He's 15. I know.

Bert's like, why can't you just sit out there? Okay. All right. He's 14.

Oh, my bad. Remember, I was 14. Yeah, my mom gets pissed off.

She told me that. She was like, do you want to stay 13? It's like, when people see her, they're like, he's 13? And then when they see me, I'm like, oh, I understand that's because he's 14.

Yeah, exactly. And again, your papa, Joel, my dad, may he rest, Coop, he would always, for instance, in this instance, if you're like, this instance, he would say, you're 14 years old. He would round down. And then if you were not acting your age, I'd say, you're practically 15.

He would round up or round down however he wanted to make his point. So, right now, you're 14. Understand? And then when you come back out to finish the show, you're a grown ass man of 15.

You know what I mean? Cooper's here. So Jay Felley in TJ Jefferson, fun show already with Jonathan Allen of the Minnesota Vikings going down memory lane, talking about his time at Alabama.

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That's Jim Harbaugh up in there. So this story hit, I don't know, is it a story? I guess it's a story. The Hallmark folks, along with the Skydance production world, which is the NFL's proxy here in Los Angeles to make deals for TV and movies and things like that, they got together and they're making a Hallmark movie out of the Buffalo Bills this Christmas. It's called Holiday Touchdown, a Bill's Love Story. And don't know what it is.

I don't know what the storyboards look like or the beats of the script. It's a Bill's Love Story. What are they going to fall in love and- Over some hot wings? I don't know. Are they going to talk about Josh Allen's recent marriage?

I don't know. It could be that. It could be that. Or if the Bill's Love Story ends in a wedding, we've got the wedding cake of Hoskins' Bill's friends when they got married a couple of years ago.

There you go. Look at that cake hoop with a broken white folding table. Maybe it's this story, their love story. This could be the love story. I don't know. And Hoskins is in it and he didn't tell us. I don't think he's in it.

Not either. I don't think- NDA. Hoskins just got in all of our ears saying, I guess it's a non-disclosure agreement. Remember he got stuck in New Orleans at that time? He was down there- I don't know. Two people met when they bumped into Deon Dawkins. You know what it is?

I don't know. Matt Milano is the preacher. I'm trying to come up with storylines. Jim Kelly is the best man. What it has done though, is it is inspired. My top five list of the week, top five teams in the NFL that should get a made for TV movie.

And it's brought to you by Hyundai. Hit it. High five. One, two, three, four, five.

Richest top five. All right, here we go. And instead of football music, what I would like is some sort of made for TV type of mood music. And we'll play it as I tell you and reveal to you the team. And we've also not just come up with the team that deserves a made for TV movie in the NFL, but the idea, the concepts, the beats of what the made for TV movie is. Give me my music please.

Okay. Number five of the NFL team that should get a made for TV movie, a father of four looking to rekindle his career goes back to the place where he had his biggest night of his life, MetLife. Russell Wilson and Ciara star in Big Blue Honeymoon. The New York Giants getting a made for TV movie.

And we also have the tagline, don't we have? Go Big Blue. There he is right there. The Giants get Big Blue Honeymoon. Brian Daybull guest stars in a very weird way. Number four on this list, a Cincinnati landlord refuses to give his space to three stars, meriting nine figures of salary, but decides to just go ahead and do it.

The Bengals in this made for TV movie, big threes company. There it is right there. Very nice. Nice. Okay.

I mean, come on, knock on our door. Is the landlord Roper or Furley? I think it's Mike Brown. That's that it's Furley and, and Roper together. Mike Brown is the Mr. Furley and Mr. Roper of the national football league ownership suite. All right.

Number three, hang out the regal beat on my list. NFL teams that should get a made for TV movie. They were headed for divorce, but decided to stay together for the kids named Benjamin. But can they still track down their championship dream together? The Cleveland Browns made for TV movie, million miles away, 160 million to be exact.

Look at that picture. Oh, there's heartbreak. There's heartbreak as well and made for TV movies and also one huge ass elf. Would you want to see million miles away? Coop?

Oh no, maybe. Number two on my top five teams that should get a made for TV movie. Here we go. A bachelor in his 40s is still looking for his old love named Lombardi. Will his search end in darkness or the light of a steel town in Western Pennsylvania? Aaron Rogers stars in Steelers sunrise or sunset. There's really only one place left to go. But this is sunrise or sunset. He can't go any further West than he is right now.

That's the Western most part of the beach and the country. He's already pulled over. He can't pull over any further. This would be a great made for TV movie. Eli sent me a picture. He actually took a picture with Aaron Rogers in San Diego. He found Aaron Rogers in San Diego. When? Like a month ago, like two weeks ago.

Maybe he was looking for the chargers. They're not there. You got to say it was like 12 hours ago. No, no, no, no. Don't, don't tell my boy to lie. Number one embellish. This is number one.

Not a doubt. The made for TV movie. Perfect NFL team for a made for TV movie. 30 years of eating humble pie and the only way out is to pay your stars hungry for market setting deals from the makers of the eighties hit Dallas and the new hit land man comes the story of a man rich in finance, but poor and paying his players when he should.

The Cowboys made for TV movie. There is less pie. You can't be selectively aggressive forever. I didn't want to laugh. I didn't want to laugh.

You can't be selectively aggressive forever. Pictures are perfect. I missed the nineties.

It was the greatest decade ever. That's my top five list of teams in the NFL that should get a made for TV movie and is brought to you by our friends at Hyundai. The Hyundai getaway sales event is going on now. Get deals. So right. It almost feels wrong, but don't wait.

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How's it going, Rich? I'm a big fan. Thank you.

Maybe you and I together can help improve, uh, relations between our two countries. Oh, yeah. Can we get into that? Okay. Let's stay in our lane.

Not all of us are like that. Christian wants to let you know that. What's up, Christian? Um, I'm a, I was just wondering, rich, I know you are a huge fan of Jayden Daniels and, uh, I know you like the moves that AP and DQ have made over the off season.

I just want a final answer. Who, where would they rank in your top and your rankings of the NFC teams as of March 28th to still, cause I can't, I can't, I mean the Eagles, they didn't get much worse, man. You know, I know you've got Milton Williams in your back pocket there. Coop for your new England Patriots.

But, um, I don't know. Uh, I, I would still have them too, but those commanders Eagles games are definitely going to be more competitive than the NFC championship game when we see them this come and fall. Yeah. What about the lions?

You don't, what do you think Coop? I mean, after they lost to the commanders, I mean like they're basically, basically like the chargers of the NSE, they're so good on the regular season, but they cannot figure it out in the playoffs. So do you think the lions were overlooking them? I just overlooked them. Is that what you're saying?

It's fine if you think that, but I'm asking you, I mean, what would you say? Who's, where do you put the commanders in the NFC? I mean, you could put them at three. I mean, I think the lions could have a bounce back season. I mean they have Jimmy Gibbs, they got this little Montgomery there. They got our guy coming back.

Yeah. They got like Hutchinson coming back. It's big for them, but they lost, um, the Darius Smith, right?

Well, I mean, he was just, he was just a guy that they were going to get just to see if he could take the spot of Hutch, right? Yeah. I mean the big loss for them is Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn. They lost their coordinators. That's true.

I actually, because I probably might put the commanders at two, like they lost, they got, they kept the players, but they lost the coaches. Which is pretty big. Yeah. No doubt about that. Is that your answer Christian or he's gone? Christian gone. There he goes. No, I'm here. I'm okay. There's your, there's your answer. Thank you.

No, I appreciate it. And I just want to quick nugget. Diana Rossini has said that the, uh, push, push the owners are trending towards banning it. Just a little tidbit there.

So maybe the Eagles luck changes in 2025. Okay. Christian, thank you for the call. Wow.

Unfortunately though, just to play, like why do you want to ban it? It's a, it's a, it's a legal play. Like I showed them that my dad, there's this guy from Florida. I think his name is Desmond Williams. He's like six foot six 464 pounds. If you just draft him, he can stop the touchfish on his own. That's his calling card to the league, right? Yeah. I feel like the only problem is it just now hit me as the caller was going off air. The only problem is they banned the tush push.

You still got to stop sake one from the one and good luck doing that. No, I understand that. But again, the tush push being banned over a sense of pace of play and player safety, which is exactly why it is in the hands of the membership to vote up or down on and mixed in, by the way, three other rule changes on this front in terms of not being able to pull a player of your own for, for gains of yards and things of that nature and wrapped amongst all of that is banning the tush push. And the reason why the Green Bay Packers say they have placed this in front of the membership to vote out is a sense of pace of play and player safety. I don't see that.

I don't see that at all. Right? Yeah. But what classic quote, if you can't beat him, join him, just do the tush push. Just like you can just do it yourself.

That's always been my argument. Like, like exactly. You can't beat him. Just join him.

Just do it yourself. The only time I've seen a pace of play issue with the tush push was in the NFC championship game when Louvoo kept jumping over. Right. And then, and then the, and then the, uh, the referee sounded like your mother and I on a long road trip with you and your brother and your sister.

You do it one more time. Yeah. There's going to be a problem. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that and, and, or we're going to award a touchdown, which was insane, right? Wasn't that the son of hockey league was just like, I can, I had a problem with, don't make me pull this NFC championship game car over, you know, which that was a pace of play issue, but it was because the defense was acting in the manner in which it was acting, not because of what the Eagles were doing. Yeah. Yeah. You're probably allowed to like do a cadence and like trying to trick the, trick the defense. That's what they, that's what they did.

That's perfectly fine. I don't, I just don't understand. I feel like, for example, like the Packers will be jealous. Like they're jealous because they know what are like, they've been affected by it. Like they don't know what to do it correctly. I think like these teams that just want to ban this are just jealous. And like, they die to be like the, the equals cause they know what to do.

The Tish bush. That's Cooper Eisen's opinion. And I throw a lot of people are saying right now, but a caller called in yesterday to say that a defensive player is not allowed to push another defensive player on special teams, but for the rest of those, for the rest of the downs, you're allowed to do that. I haven't heard that.

I haven't either, but he's saying what Mark Schlera said. Maybe they can overturn that rule. Like let defensive players push others. Yes. That's a simple solution.

Look, the best thing is the NFL got rid of the nose wipe celebration. So they, you know, the important stuff first, the stuff that really matters. Okay.

They, they handled, you know, you're saying that fully sarcastic sometimes, sometimes teenagers have issues picking up sarcasm. I think he got picked up what I was putting down though. 8 4 4 2 0 4 rich is the number to dial. It's time to bring out the machine. Our friend Bert Kreischer is here. Last time we saw him was the super bowl. Love having him here in studio, set up some parking cones for Bert is going to talk about his Netflix special is two bears, five K as upcoming tour dates and more the great Bert Kreischer coming up.

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I didn't know that one. We're in a big tour and they're talking about Julius Caesar and Cleopatra, a bunch of fake names and I hit my daughter, George. I go, yo, is he a real person? And she looks at me this tart because that's a great question for the group dad. Yeah.

Quick question. We know about the dressing and the pizza pizza, but that is the moment my daughter's realized I'm stupid in the car, in the car. I look to me and goes, baby walrus. You really don't know anybody about history. She first used baby walrus, baby walrus, fetus.

They don't call me dad at all. And so, uh, and she goes, Hey, what? She goes, tell me your timeline of history.

What do you think? And I said, uh, dinosaurs. Yeah. Then Jesus. She was like, wait, what about Mesopotamia?

I go, I'm not, I don't know her to him. I found out on that trip for real. I found out Michelangelo's name wasn't Michelangelo. It's one name. It's one name. You didn't know. That's what my daughter found out.

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Upcoming tour dates, May, June and August at Bert, Bert, Bert.com. Great to see you brother. I'm the luckiest man in the world. You know that I'm not that talented. Come on. I'm not that you are. Listen, let me just say this. And I, I mean this with every fiber of my being.

You are talented. You're just not talented at making sandwiches at all. You have a thumb tongue in our family. I mean someone who doesn't like flavor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I just true. I do not like flavor. You don't like mayonnaise.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I like mayonnaise. What you made at the super bowl in new Orleans. I talked about with cam Hayward. I did his pod yesterday.

It's coming out and he was here last week. I said he agrees. Inedible what I did. I had a jalapeno. I put a jalapenos.

I did, I did po boy barmy's cause a little flare by the way, I found out remotely. He goes, you stopped me. You stop me. I go Vietnam. The reason you have so many Vietnam people, Vietnamese people in new Orleans is they're the same latitude. Watch the clip.

He goes, huh? Vietnam's like Vietnam's like, like Nicaragua or something. It's like in the, it's like it's in the middle. It's not, it's not, it's not even close. He said it with such confidence. I believed it. That's my entire life. I've said things, solid confidence and just got, and had gotten away with it cause I just believe it. I think it's called being white. Just say things confident and they go, I believe him.

That's the left guy for president. In all fairness though, when you said I was putting in jalapenos, I was putting you, there was no measuring cup. No, it was just your sense of how much was needed.

There was no, there was no, there was no roadmap. I made food the same way. I make love just on instinct.

A lot of gut instinct. I think she liked this. And then one day my wife's like, Hey, we should do the things we like and don't like. I go, okay, you start. She goes, I don't like licking. And I go, that's my thing. She goes, I know. She was, I ended up smelling like spit at the end of the night.

Yeah. My wife, we had that real conversation. That's a real conversation. I was doing everything wrong. I had to watch cat house to learn how to do a couple of things. I was, I was having a real conversation with Tums after leaving your podcast, man.

Like it was, it was repeating on me, you know, like the, like the chiefs up until they saw the Eagles. You know what I mean? Best was Adam Ray.

Yes. And you both don't like spice. Adam Ray. I've never seen this before in my life. It was like, Oh, we thought he was having allergic reaction. And someone's like, I get an anaphylactic pen. And he was like, it was so funny. Cam Hayward. Who's like, he's the man. The of all of us.

He's just staring at him going, who did I sign up to work with today? Pretty much. Yeah. But he said that he then after I left, rectify the situation by making his own thing.

He did. He made us, made them for us. And they were pretty good.

I'll just say they were pretty good. By the way, that's my cooking show. I messed up.

I've messed up meals. I made, I made Tim Dylan and Whitney Houston, not when you Houston, Tim Dylan and when he coming, I should have just left it. Me, Tim Dylan and Whitney Houston made salmon.

And I did a mayonnaise crusted salmon. It was you, Whitney Houston and Don Mattingly. But instead it was really you, Dave, Whitney Cummings and Dave Madden. Right. One time I almost got into a fight with a guy that looked like Louis CK.

Okay. That's that's one part of the story. But when I told the story to my wife, I said, I almost got to fight the guy that looked like Louie Anderson. Why I do that all the time. Oh my God.

Two bears, five K you Segura and a jelly roll, jelly roll, jelly rolls, jelly roll. And I've become really good friends. And it's, it's crazy.

Like our wives have like similar traumas and we have similar addictions and we just match. It's like a perfect foursome. Oh yeah. We went, we do, we're doing the five K, but jelly opened a bar in Nashville and we were like, we have these big two bears statues that cost way too much money. I go, let's put one in jellies bar. So me and Liam went to the opening of jellies bar and put our statue in there. What's this? What do you mean?

It's just a two bear statue for the vodka, two bears vodka, porosos, right? Yeah. And so yeah, it was a great time. Okay. Met John Daly.

You met John Daly. Yeah. Okay. Now, um, what's the story with John Dale? Okay. First of all, he delivers.

Okay. Everyone out there, when you meet your, your few celebrities, your, and especially your celebrity crushes, like that's my guy. That's my guy. Yeah. He walked away from 36 lumber cause they want him to go to rehab. And he's like, I'm a pass on that money and I'm a party.

My balls off. Right. That's John Daly. Doesn't like drink.

It doesn't like flying. So he drinks. That's me likes to drink. That's me. Goes long off the driver with the T that's me. I mean, except these short games so much better than mine.

My dad and I, if we ever went to a tournament, went to Saddlebrook one time, we just followed John Daly. That's my guy. Right. And uh, smoking heaters, doing the whole thing.

Heaters drinking beers then goes to booze later in the night. Come on. Yeah. See him walk in a push land away. I go get away. It's John. It's John Dale.

What's your wife? I said, do not mess this up for me. This is John Daly. I go, I'm going to, and listen, I'm bad with celebrities. I like, cause I, I don't not say hi.

Okay. Like I say hi. I like, I can't help it. And I know you're not supposed to do that. Really?

If you do it to me, I like it. Of course. So I go, I walk up, you pray that he's the guy you want him to be like Snoop Dogg, always the guy you want him to be.

Right. I go up and I said, uh, Mr. Daley, by the way, he's my age. I go, Mr. Daley, my name is Burke Chrysler. I'm such a fan. Me and my dad follow you out of Saddlebrook.

My dad follow you at the masters. My dad, you're such a legend. I just want to say thank you for everything you've done. And uh, and it's a pleasure meeting you.

I won't give you an apology anymore. And he goes, sit down, let's have a drink. That's like Jenna, Sam Jamison. Go, do you want to have sex? So I go, Leanne, get over here quick. We sit with John Daly and this guy, cool, coolest guy other than Kidrock delivers.

Also Kidrock delivers. So there's a Cole Hauser delivers to all, all these Nashville little dudes deliver. Sure. We start talking. We'll have a couple of his good old good boys.

One of his face. I got, I got a vodka. I go, I got a vodka.

We're like brothers. He goes, I got a tour bus. I go, I got a tour bus. And he goes, I can drive mine. I just found out I can drive mine. He goes, I drive mine with my dick. And I go, huh?

I can drive mine with my dick. You want to see a picture? Now raise your hand.

If in that moment you can send wholeheartedly, you a hundred percent. You said yes. I said, please.

Okay. My wife's like, I don't want to see man only has a big stick. That guy, he, no wonder he hits driver off the deck. He, that guy is hung like a, like a razor back.

That guy has a thong. It was all I did a double take. I had, my wife didn't know what she was looking at. It looked like teaching John's steering wheel. Like it looks like the little steering wheel. You've lost TJ now. It was, you know what it looks like.

You've got one. Probably it was white and it was, and white is so much bigger than the black because it's a, it's a black as a slimming color. This is like a lighthouse in the fog or a flashlight in a haunted house. What are you kids doing in here? It was majestic, majestic. And I, and I never felt like a brotherhood had been formed quicker, faster and closer.

And then at the end of the night, my wife goes low key. I think John Daly was flirting with me and I went, no, he's flirting with me. He showed me his job.

You saw it. I gave it to me. You got, you got jealous and you got, uh, you got, you know, possessive. Oh, he's got possessive. I, I, he's my guy.

And by the way, my next like monument tiger, I'd love to see it. If you're out there, if you're out there just, and you don't have to even say anything. Have you seen me at a, and we're in the clubhouse, just walk over, give me a little Dirk Diggler.

There you go. And watch me give you a Scotty J. I'll just go like this. I just walk right out. Don't even say anything. Tiger. That would be the most gangster move. You see me getting ready to see you and just whip it out and then put it back and go.

It's good seeing you, Bert. That's all you need. Yeah. Also Dustin Johnson. Uh, I got a whole list. He's got a whole list of golfers.

Dustin Johnson's a big dude. Oh my God. So your, your John Daly story, much more interesting than mine.

What was yours? Well, I ran into him, um, and we didn't have that conversation, but I invited him on the show and he goes, I'll absolutely come. And he's like, uh, what day? And I just immediately, you know, looked at my list of when he's, when we're free, I gave him a date.

He goes, I'll do it. And then, um, so it's the day of, and you know, we're, we're planners. We can just roll out the microphones here. We got a plan. So is John Daly coming?

And I text no answer, no answer, no answer. I'm like, well, I don't know if he's coming. Um, so sure enough, the day that hits, um, and at the time that he said he was going to show up where we look and he's standing right behind you out there on, on, on the walkway behind you, just like waving, like I'm here. And we, he rolled out and he, he appeared on the show. That's the way. Yeah.

Yeah. He said, I'll do it. Never confirmed ever. We had no idea if he's going to show up. And then he strolled up there on the walkway behind you and just wave like, Hey, I'm here.

And they're like, is that John Daly out there? And he showed up. He's the man that was, that was him. And I guess, you know, he only knows one speed, man.

He only knows one speed. We watched music that night. He had my vodka and I got a video of it.

He has my vodka in his hand, his vodka in his hand, and he's double fisting going back and forth. And I was like, he's a legend. John Daly. He's a, he's, he was the shining star. Nice one bright shiny star. No one's the King of John.

That's right. John's the King of John. He came in here and we're like, why don't you confirm you said, don't tell me how to shoot the scene. Don't tell me how to do the scene. That movie boogie nights is a remote drop for me. Anytime I like, like what's, what are your remote drop movies where you're watching, like you're, you're, you're on tour, you're whatever you're in a, you're in a hotel room, whatever. And, and, and the movie comes on and you just gotta, you gotta, you gotta see it to the finish.

It doesn't matter. I think I've seen road house a thousand times. I can quote the movie.

Be nice until it's not time to be nice. Where I'm your cooler. I watched it last. I watched it last night. I'll call my wife right now and go, what movie do we watch last night? Roadhouse.

It is, it just delivers. That's it. Oh yeah. And then, and then we also watched a movie I watched so many times. We watched days and confused.

I watched days and confused so much that I was pointing out things that my wife didn't see. Like after the freshmen dumped the paint on Benaflex head, he goes to get in his car and he breaks his ankle and you can see him break his ankle. He rolls it in real life.

He broke his ankle and then got in the car, took off, finished the scene. That's a true, like that's true. I'm watching with my daughter, Georgia. She's like, that's Matthew McConaughey and I go, that's, I got one even deeper. That's the guy that me too. Kevin Spacey.

She was like, what? I was like, that guy's the reason we don't have Kevin Spacey. Well, Kevin Spacey is the reason we don't have Kevin Spacey anymore, but he didn't have to tell everybody could have just done it in the, you know, I go through that movie and I w I point out things that my, that you never know about that movie. Like, like a Mila Joe, Joe, Joe, which is in that movie, she was 16. The guy she's dating in that movie, she married him, she married him at all in the movie set and the mom got livid, came over from Ukraine or Kev, uh, stopped down production.

And so that's why you don't get any good scenes with Mila because the mom pulled her out. Another one, Sasha Jensen, who's the guy who's like, probably one of the like, dude, like he's the, the meathead in the overalls. Went to high school with Adam Corolla. I went through last night.

Like I did a deep dive on everyone. Well, you know, McConaughey story, right? About the all right. All right. All right.

That, that was the first scene he ever shot of his entire career. Uh, yeah, I've heard that. I'm sure. Right.

Yeah. You know, his tuna recipe, right? Oh, I read his book, right?

I read Matthew, my red green lights. I read, we're doing a podcast with him and I was like, and so Tom does this like deep dive interview about like, tell us about your process and your career. And Tom's trying to be Hollywood.

I'm the meathead. I read his book. The only, my only takeaway is this dude loves ketchup. It's ketchup on everything. He puts ketchup. So he, he, when he's on a diet, he gets lettuce and just puts ketchup on it and eats it. Well now that's nuts. And then the day after, the day after the Pelican brief came out or the big one, he did, uh, to, to kill a mockingbird or whatever.

Okay. What he goes, he goes, I had never experienced fame. So I went down to the third street promenade and I got me my favorite sandwich, a tuna fish sandwich with extra ketchup. So I was like, whoa, that's an interesting mix. So I, so I just, I said to him, I go, you like ketchup and he shuts, he changes speeds in the interview and he goes, buddy, I love ketchup. I put ketchup on my ketchup and I go, really? And he goes, ain't nothing better than, and he started talking about ketchup. And then I go, just out of curiosity, cause I know rednecks have a special way of making tuna fish. I go, what's your tuna fish recipe. And he once again gets so involved in the conversation.

It's the only time he's like making eye contact and he's like, no, I got a great one. And he rattled off a Matthew McConaughey recipe that went viral. It is tuna fish. It is frozen peas. It is wasabi.

It is mayonnaise. You would not like it. You would not like it. I went out with Sabi. I tapped out. And so wasabi and tuna fish for you don't, it's no, it's actually, do you like sushi? Of course. Do you like wasabi? I saw that coming. It's gotta be portioned out, right?

It complements it so well, like we're full circle. He puts a little agave in it. He puts a little Italian dressing in it. He then takes, which is this, the internet got confused on this one. He gets, he gets chips, jalapeno chips, but it's, it's breaded jalapenos and he puts those in there like the breaded dried jalapenos.

It is so amazingly good. The internet went nuts over it. And then in every clip they don't ask me, they don't show me go, what's your tuna fishery?

They just have him rattling it off and everyone made it. And I was like, what the hell? I asked him a question.

There's no viral answer for, if not for a question. It's not like he goes, Hey boys, can I tell you how I make tuna fish? That would be the weirdest. That makes it look so weird. But then you have an inquisitive fat guy going, what's your tuna fish recipe?

Yeah, that's not right. I should have made that for you. No, no, I'm sorry. I think, I think you're, you're making stuff for me is I'll come on any podcast you want, but it's one and done. I just come on. Would you come on a podcast where I am not, don't know how to interview the person that I like. Cause I want to, I'm going to do one with Jamis Winston. Okay. We became buddies.

Jamis Winston. Sure. By the way, greatest guy.

He's, he's, he's bounces off the walls. I imagine you guys would get along really well. So I would come on a podcast with you and Jamis Winston to make sure that it was a good interview.

I'm there for you. Of course. I'll just bring my own sandwich. You know what I mean?

I'll eat before done. Is this the pod where you're making stuff or cause I can't tell, I can't tell how many you have so many different shows. I know. I know. I got bird cast.

I got two bears. I got something's burning. Yeah. And then, uh, yeah. Oh, I could tell, I knew I can confirm something was burning something.

I did one with Matty Matheson where I made, where I made a Chicago deep beef beef. Oh God. I didn't make it good.

He goes, so we're supposed to be honest right now. I mean, this is really good. It's awful.

It's called something's burning. It was a great fun time though. I mean like I had a total blast and, and I had to leave because I had, you know, my meeting for the super bowl. You know what I mean?

Like it wasn't because I didn't want to hang because of how terrible your sandwich was. Please understand that. But, um, but cam cam Hayward and Adam Ray and you, and it was so much fun to hang out and cam Hayward telling the story about his dad used to go to a local JCC and dunk on people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not people, Jewish kids. And, and I'm like, okay, cause I needed to step in and make everyone understand, you know, as an Adam, Adam Ray and I being the resident Jewish people there because everybody thinks you're Jewish because your name is Bert Kreischer. Don't tell him I'm not, I'm still working in Hollywood understood. I'm also maybe gay, pedophile.

Careful now. So no, yeah. Long story short, you know, jumped in there and just to hear his story about it, Craig Ironhead Hayward would go to the local JCC, not specifically to dump dunk on Jewish people, but it was just the spot that he would use to go. Could you imagine Ironhead Hayward showing up at the local JCC in, in Western PA? I mean what that would look like. It would be amazing. Oh my God.

That podcast was so funny. Do you remember when Adam said that he has a bunch of pictures of celebrity when he was Wolverine, Wolverine in an amusement park and I go, what was your dress as Wolverine? And he's like, yeah, yeah.

Like he said, he never thought about it. He's dressed as Wolverine and he's got Brad Pitt and Kevin Costner. He's got all these pictures with them. And I go, so when you bring a chick back to your house, he goes, oh, this guy's really obsessed with Wolverine. That podcast was so funny.

It was so funny. Especially cause Adam Ray said he was the third string Wolverine. He wasn't even like, like he was the third choice on the roster of the amusement park to be the Wolverine.

Because he was breaking character for celebrity. Henry Winkler, Adam Ray. No, no, no. I'm not a character. Just like you were the Fonz, but you're also Henry Winkler.

It's me, Adam Ray as Wolverine. We laughed so hard. But I love the part the cam said that with the way he said it and he goes, oh yeah, you guys are Jewish.

My dad used to go to the gym and dunk on Jews. And he was like, no, no, no. Oh man. It was great. Cam's the sweetest guy in the world.

Awesome. Cam's the sweetest guy in the world. He's got a big softball thing. He's just told me about in, I think in Pittsburgh, I was going to try to make it out to he's awesome.

I agree with you. All right, so let's get, let's get to the business part of it. Bert Kreischer lucky available now for streaming exclusively on Netflix. It's your fourth Netflix special. Awesome. Two bears, five K go to two bears five k.com to you, Tom Segura and jelly roll in Tampa on May 4th and May 4th. That's going to be a huge five K. And then, then a part of your upcoming tour dates after that you're going to Canada and Spokane in July and August.

Bert, Bert, Bert.com for that permission to party world tour starts September 18th. They offered me a Dubai. Oh, you're going no, no. I was like, can I drink? And they're like, no. Can I take my shirt off? And they're like, no. So wait, I'm just going there to hit chicks. I think that's all you can do in Dubai. Can I not say that?

Probably not. It's all good. I'm not going. You won't see me there.

Everybody right here on the rich eyes is here. You're the best man. Everybody go do everything that he's up. Oh, we got one more thing.

We got a Photoshop. Oh, there it is. Okay.

There it is. All right. All right. All right. Okay.

Very good. What do you think that sausage Jensen? The one that I am. And then that guy is Jeremy London's brother. That's their two London brothers. They were twins.

By the way, they're all my age now. Randall Pink Floyd. It's Randall Pink Floyd.

That's a pipe on his belt buckle. Yep. You are dazed and confused, Frank. Oh, I know it. I know it. Everybody. All right.

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One hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. Well, you're going for the primo primo. I didn't know my wife called and she goes, they just took one hundred five thousand dollars out of our account.

Is something going on to talk to me about something? Are you going to South Africa for a month? I was like, no, we're going to the Super Bowl. I don't even like either of the teams.

I don't even like either of the teams. This is now that this is your rookie experience. Mistake is you need to check the prices before offering to take people in primo seats. We're waiting till the whole line comes over and they go, please get fifteen tickets. Do you want some? I want.

Are you kidding me? One guy's like, well, you got to sit with my parents. I was like, I am getting along great with parents.

This is your dad drink because I'll flack out in front of your family like I do my family. This is the rub. Oh, no. They don't tell you your seats until Friday. Get out of here. You don't know where you're sitting. I don't even know who I gave the money to. I don't even know.

So you think Bitcoin's going to really do well? Money turns out Matt Damon said we're cool. Tom Brady's involved. This should be a new win win. I'm sorry. I'm laughing so hard and crying. I don't even know. I don't even know when I get my. It's the greatest I've ever been to the public.

I have bad seats. I'm going to be. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My wife is so angry at me. She thought you were robbed. So many poor children.

We have no people mining coal. Oh, God. I'm sweating and laughing.

I'm not the one one hundred fifty hundred twenty five grand in the hole. Oh, my God. Bert, man, that's the only thing you say, Bert.

It's kind of funny how, you know, in Family Feud and Fast Money, where one family member is out on TV, on camera and the other ones in the back with a head with, you know, earmuffs on to make sure they don't hear. That was the last twenty five minutes of the program. Coop's back, everybody. Coop's back.

You know, the best thing about that clip is. Hold on a second. You sit up.

I am close to the mic. There you go. There you go. There you go.

What were you saying? I said the best thing about that clip is, you know, Bert had a show, a stand up show in Arizona. And that night we were backstage in the green room after that moment when he found where his seats were.

He was so happy. Oh, my God. Fantastic. Back on the Rich Eisen Show radio network, sitting at the Rich Eisen Show desk, burnished by Grainger with supplies and solutions for every industry. Grainger has the right product for you.

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We're going to finish up strong. The breaking news that happened during the program is Taylor Jenkins in year six, nine games to go for a team 16 games above 500 fired by the Grizzlies today. And there's their interim coach, Thomas Isalo. And he's a native of Finland and was head coach in Paris basketball, winning the Euro Cup and the Euro Cup Coach of the Year. I mean, he was coach of the year in France and Germany.

I have this here right here. He played pro ball for 14 years in his native country of Finland and then began his coaching career there. Then in Germany, he was the head coach of the Krelsheim Merlins. How about that? And the telecom baskets bond.

There's Germany for you. And that's the guy who's going to have to take over this team currently tied with the Lakers for the final home playoff spot of the first round. And who's coming into town for his first game as the interim head coach of the Memphis Grizzlies, the Los Angeles Lakers. Giving a whole new term to hoping for a strong finish. Thank you, everybody. See, cause Coopie's from Finland and it's a finish. That's the strong finish. Is that a dad joke? Is that a dad joke? That's a dad joke. Okay, cool. All right, good. Uber eats everybody.

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Order now. Big finish in Chicago last night. Coop, we were listening to this call, right? Of Josh Getty's 46 footer to win it after Austin Reeves put the Lakers back up after the bulls scored six points in a span of four seconds to take the lead before all that. Adam Amin, Stacey King with the call. Is it my paternal duty to explain to Cooper, um, come in Elizabeth and who red Fox is and Sanford and son, the line from a comedy in the 1970s where he would fake that he was having a heart attack and talking about his long past wife that I'm coming to join you come to join you honey.

And then he'd always give a reason why he was coming to. Yes. Yeah. I saw a video of former player, I think it's Gilbert Aranis, Gilbert arenas, arenas, arenas, I forget.

It's okay. Yeah. And it was what we was running for the Lakers. And like after Reeves made that layup, he was like, Oh my God, it's over. Then he was watching me. Someone else, he was like, he was gone and get something and he was like, Oh my God. When he saw that three like it shocked the world.

I mean, and like I saw something that was like LeBron was not playing well, which is obviously it was not, by the way, our show is over. Great job. Cool job, brother. Great job.