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Stephen A. Smith, Tampa Bay reliever, Pete Fairbanks. Coming up, comedian Jay Pharoah. And now it's Rich Eisen.
That's right. Hour number three of the Rich Eisen Show is on the air. We're going to have a little overreaction Monday segment in a few minutes time. And then Jay Pharoah is going to come out here from the green room.
Just spent a couple minutes back there in the commercial break. We had Stephen A. Smith on in hour number two. And I know you guys were wondering if Jay Pharoah does a Stephen A. Smith imitation. And I can most decidedly confirm that he does. I would assume Jay could do any impression. In the quick, brief interaction I had with Jay in our green room.
Can confirm he does Stephen A. Smith and it's impeccable. And he's coming out to talk about his show, The Quiz with Balls. Tuesday 9 Eastern on Fox. And you can watch every episode of The Quiz with Balls on Hulu. The next day.
It's available right here on Roku. I mean the show literally has big giant balls like in Raiders of the Lost Ark that will roll down. And hit you. If you get the question wrong.
$100,000 on the line. There's lots going on in The Quiz with Balls on Fox. That's it. That gets TJ every time. Literally every time.
We played that drop about 500 times. Derek Lewis, right? We need to get him on that show I think. Balls was hot.
I understand. There you go. Derek Lewis would be the emcee for the game. He should just introduce Jay. He could be the overall announcer.
We had Daniel Jeremiah, our number one. We had Pete Fairbanks, the very funny and talented closer of the Tampa Bay Rays last hour. If you missed the first two hours, we re-air on the Roku channel, channel 210, all the way up to tomorrow's program. Kevin Costner will appear on that show tomorrow in hour number three. So we're having a fun week already right here.
It is my 55th birthday. Double nickel today. What do we got going on tonight? I have no idea. I don't know. No plans?
No party? No. 55? Not that I know of. It's kind of a... Not that I know of.
Halfway to 60. Can I ask something? I know this.
Can I ask something? Tell me about it. Are all the kids gone now? Two of the three. So one's still here? One's still here. Coop's still here.
Coop's still here. You want to have him go to a sleepover at a friend's house later? This guy. Yeah!
Okay! I'm just wondering. You and the missus? What a weird question. Is it weird? That's a weird question.
Is it weird? That's Dion's line. Usually Dion brings that up.
You guys. If it's out of pocket, Susie will text me and let me know. And my phone hasn't been texted.
Okay, very good. Yeah, so that's what I do every year is come here and get asked questions that I shouldn't have posed of me on live television and radio by T.J. Jefferson. It's really a tradition. I don't know when I started doing this. I take a selfie. Maybe one day I'll just look back on my Instagram account on my birthday and just see how I've aged.
I take a selfie every year and just say. It's not like you have hundreds of hours of TV footage. No, that's true. This is. I put my age. This is 50.
Like that movie. This is 40. This is 50.
Whatever. So this is 55. You look better than Timberlake's mugshot. Okay, I'll take that. I'll take that.
So I popped this one up on Instagram today. There it is. And Taylor Lewan responded thirst trap. He responded thirst trap. So I appreciate that, Taylor. I can confirm that's what I was trying to do is to trap people's thirst. Accurate.
Accurate portrayal. I'm busted. Guilty as charged. I was thirst trapping today as a 55 year old father of three. This brother's starving. Hold on. Now I got to read the rest of the comments.
Thirst trap. I just got a text from Susie. And that is? Oh, yeah. I'm texting you. Okay, she's out there.
Hey, Susie. Apparently there's no sleepovers at night. No, we're going to miss him. We're going to miss him.
We're going to miss him and we're going to enjoy our time with him. Then he leaves Friday. Oh, okay.
So this weekend. This guy. Gotcha. That's what's up. We know you haven't bought followers because you have more than 450 likes.
I don't buy anything. Come on, man. How dare you? Kilborn. So lean. Cat quick. Cat quick from Kilborn. Very good. Thank you. Brent in Connecticut. You're on the Rich Eisen Show. What's up, Brent? Hey, Rich. Happy birthday. Thank you, sir.
Well, my birthday wish to you, coming from someone that is 67 years old, is to not make any sound effects when you sit down or get out of a chair. Too late. You can figure that out.
Please let me know how. My kids are making fun of me because whenever I bend over, I'm like, ah, like I literally am making those noises. I'm now bumping into things.
You know, you want to talk about getting older? I bumped in on the flight home from Italy this past weekend. I know that sounds ridiculous. But on the flight home, on the flight home, I bent over because one of my air pods fell out. And I went to look underneath it and boom, hit my head right on the armrest. And so I turn to Susie and she looks at me and she starts laughing hysterically. And the thing that really got her to laugh hardest is when I started bleeding. And she's like, you're bleeding as she's laughing hysterically. And these two wonderful flight attendants who I'd never met before were far more concerned about my well-being than my own wife. And they, these sweet flight attendants based out of like Zurich, where we flew from, these wonderful Swiss ladies were like looking at Susie wondering, they couldn't compute why is this man's wife crying hysterical laughing at him bleeding from the head.
Wasn't a good look for her. Cage does that sometimes when we're going to the bathroom. He'll bend down to pick his pants up, hit his head right on the toilet. Okay. He's four. Sorry Brent, do you have a question? What can I help you with here? Brent's still there. Last thing up. You there, Brent? Yeah, I'm still here. What's on your mind? Well, one of the things, but going back and sitting on the airplane, were you reclining the seats?
Nice. Yeah, Brent, come on, man. Listen, I'm only going to get more set in my ways as an older individual. I'm only going to get more set in my ways. No one's going to tell me what to do.
Sorry, Brent. You there? Yeah, I'm still here. We're having two senior moments together. Yeah? Exactly. Now, the reason I brought that up is I used to fly MBA teams around on these beautiful first-class airplanes. Are you flying first-class or are you flying coach?
Because that makes a big difference as far as the seats recline or not. Oh, great. Come on, Brent. Come on. Is Brent new here?
The only question is if he was in 1A or 1B. That's the only question. Stop it. Stop it. It's called business class. Get out of here.
All right. So you can recline business or first. If you're back in coach, you can't recline. If you're in first class, you can take your shoes off because there's more room.
The air will move the aroma around a lot faster. If you're in coach, you can't recline. You can't take your shoes off. Thank you, Brent. Brent in Connecticut, everybody, right here on the Rich Eisen Show.
TJ forgot he was still there. Oh, no two-fold. I hung up on him three times. Oh, my goodness. I got the giggles right now. You're not going to lie. Well, wait until Jay Pharoah gets out here. I know.
I know. It's a Monday. It's time for overreaction Monday. Let's do that before Jay Pharoah comes out here.
Hit it. That was terrible. That was crap.
That was garbage. This place sucks. Overreaction Monday. All right, everybody. It's overreaction Monday. What do you have over here? Hey.
Hey, guys. Happy Monday. Everybody good? Thank you. Oh, great.
Jay Phelley. It's like playing golf this weekend, man. Good job. That hurt.
Good job. I saw something. I mean, everything's crazy, right?
Yes. That the Eagles could think about Wentzing hurts if it doesn't go well this year. I've heard. I've seen that, too.
Jalen Hurts is under the most pressure this season of any quarterback in the NFC. Dumb. That's not an overreaction. That's dumb. That's not one of the, I mean. It's dumb.
This is a dumb reaction Monday. You may give you five quarterbacks under more pressure. In the NFC.
In the NFC. Yeah, let me hear him. Okay. Geno Smith.
Can he be out of a job if he doesn't perform well this year? Yes. No one's expecting Seattle to go to the Super Bowl. It's total business of expectation. What do you mean? Next.
Next. Expectation means nothing when your job is on the line. There are guys who may no longer actually be the quarterbacks of their teams if they do not perform well this year. So, under pressure is Geno Smith. Under pressure is Daniel Jones. That's two. Okay. Number three. Under pressure. Sam Darnold may not be enough. These are not the answers you want to hear.
What are you talking about? He may not be a quarterback in the NFL. Zero. Zero. Under pressure. Jalen Hurts. Kirk Cousins. This is what I'm talking about. This is NFC pressure.
No, I know this is the stuff you want to be interested in. Kyler Murray. Because we're talking about Super Bowl or bust for these teams. No one thinks the Giants are going to the Super Bowl. The bust for Jalen Hurts would be on to the next year of his contract. The bust for Daniel Jones is a clipboard. It's getting winced.
He's not getting winced. That ain't happening. That report doesn't come out of nowhere. Who's reporting? It's been out there. It's out there. State your source. It's out there. I'm going to put a t-shirt on. Great t-shirt.
State your source. Get out of here. No? Not buying this?
Not buying it. Who's under more pressure? Dak or Jalen Hurts? I would go Jalen Hurts. I'd go Jalen Hurts. Now we're talking. Okay. I'll go with him.
Now we're talking. Because Dak's going to get 60 million next year no matter who he's playing for. Or 50 something million next year no matter who he's playing for.
More like going to be on a new team in two years. Dak or Hurts? Dak. Boy, I'm giving you a bonus.
Speaking of the Cowboys, TJ? See what happens? His subject matter was DOA, so he started spinning his wheels to try and get some traction to make it seem like it wasn't as DOA as I thought in the first place. Well, I mean, it worked. That's what just happened. Thank you. Take notes, everybody. TJ? Yep.
Talk to me, man. TJ Jones. Rich. The all-in strategy is gonna work! Cowboys making the NFC Championship game this year.
If they do, why would that give credence to the all-in strategy? It worked. It worked. The fire was lit underneath them.
McCarthy fed up, who cares? 13-4 Dak. Top three MVP. When it comes to, so they were too comfortable previous years. Yeah, they were getting massages and all that stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too comfortable. They're too comfortable. Too comfortable.
Gotta go money ball. Make them pay for sodas. Putting them under duress is what does it. Yeah. Okay. Is marvelous. That's true, man.
Professionals need to be, you know, inspired. Chris, this morning, I went to go make my tea. We ran out of sugar. I had to go across the way to get sugar. It motivated me to do better today. He had to go get his own sugar. It motivated me to do better today.
What kind of operation did you run into? I don't know, man. Just pour it on me.
You know what I'm saying? Just pour some on me. It's my birthday. I'm motivated to do better today. This guy over there. I'm so sorry.
All ends gonna work. I'm so sorry. You had to go get your own sugar.
What sort of banana stand am I running here? I'm just saying that it motivated me. More likely to make the NFC championship game Eagles or Cowboys. Hey. Oh, gosh. I'll go Cowboys. Yeah.
I like your style, kid. It's been 30 years. Come on. TJ needs something.
TJ Bone. I'm concerned about- Are you coming around that the all-in might work? Definitely not. I don't think that's the best way to go about doing your business. If I said to you, you need to perform a certain way on this show for you to be able to stick around one year from now.
I'd said that to everybody here. How would that work? Would that be a great working environment?
It'd be tense around here. Don't you think? We don't have to step our game. I'm sorry. That's just not the way to go about it.
I don't think. At the very core of any business, having people on edge and on pins and needles to look at their loved ones every day and say, I don't know about next year. It sucks.
Are we renting? We should- What else? March shot would disagree with you, bud. All right. All right. We're moving on.
It's a hodgepodge today. I'm coming around, TJ. I know.
I popped you off the last one. We're going to come back down. Oh, here we go. I'm coming around on JJ Reddick. He's going to have more success than any Lakers coach since Phil Jackson.
What did I say the other day? You think I'm not going to back up my play of calling it the most inspired hire since Phil Jackson? I'm with you.
I'm with you. I mean, but you do know Frank Vogel did win a championship under the most duress season ever. No one counts that. I don't know why.
Except if his team would have won it. I don't know why. I don't know why. Well, the oldest team in the league who needed the most rest conveniently got a four month break. Yeah. And I'm sure it was a very restful time.
Dr. Fauci did that whole thing just so the Lakers could win in the bubble. That's true. I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Worldwide pandemic just so the Lakers could get rest. Anyway, maybe wins too. I don't know.
If winning a questionable championship is measured, I'm going to back your play on this. What else you got over there? It's possible. Yeah. What else? How about this one? Game seven tonight, right?
Yes. The best tournament in all of sports is the Stanley Cup final. You can't. I mean, sports. I'm talking NCAAs, but I mean, college football playoff, all of it. I think there's no greater game seven sport.
You know, you could make an argument. Football game seven is pretty damn intense. But for any sport that has a best of seven, nothing, nothing like overtime playoff, please.
I agree. Like we need like four overtimes tonight, dude. Baseball playoffs. Like I told you, somebody gets on base to lead off the third on a walk and on May 5th, you're like, whatever happens on October 5th or like seasons over. So, but so I can't say, because have you been watching the entire Stanley Cup final no matter what?
Not all of it. But you do for March Madness. So I mean, you're talking about tournaments, you know, puck drop one to biscuit and basket last. I, you know, I'll push back on that game sevens, a handshake line. Come on. It's great. What else?
The awarding of the trophy by far is the greatest thing. You got one more? Give me one more. I've got a bunch more. Let's give me one more, because we've got a guest in the back. All right. Angel Reese. Great game yesterday.
Yes, indeed. I know you died on TJ. She's going to win WNBA Rookie of the Year. But you could say that that's impossible.
I don't I don't think that that's impossible. I just think, you know, Chicago Sky, Indiana Fever games are kind of suddenly getting some must see air to it. I watched the whole thing yesterday. Yeah. Susie watched it on our flight home yesterday, too.
It was a good game. So and that was and she had options at 30 something thousand feet and she locked into that one. And so you can't sit here and say no. But what isn't she on some like a record breaking bender of a three doubles to double doubles like six in a row or something like that? I think it's more than that.
And so, yes, I she absolutely can win Rookie of the Year, especially if she could deny that games like last night. And that was fun work. It's fun. And the rivalry is fun.
And it's something we're talking about here in late June. And by the way, those women are getting after it. I know there's some bad blood for those two teams. And it was actually it was really fun to to watch the big girls just down low battling it. No doubt. Yes. No doubt. It's fun.
Good stuff. That's overreaction Monday here on the Rich Eisen Show. Eight four four two oh four. Rich is the number to dial. We'll take your phone calls before we get out of Dodge. But let's take a break because Jay Pharoah is going to come out here and we're going to have a good time with him because we always do. And he stops by. That's next.
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They figured it's a wrap. You know, we showed them we're giving them away. I got when I do my shows, I got these little yellow balls that they give out to the crowd. It says the quiz will ball and they got my name on the back. So I will always be known to be on the ball. Yeah, that's crazy.
Like like Titleist, like Titleist like that on the Spalding on the balls. But I'm balling. I'm literally.
But it was crazy. It's a blessing to because all my work is on Fox now. Yes, sir.
You know what? I'm on The Simpsons. I'm a family guy. I'm a I'm a consultant producer.
I'm a writer on there sometimes and I do characters up there. And then this is on Fox. So it's like all of my work has come from Fox and the person before me is Jamie Foxx.
He has his show that runs before and that's Shazam. And then I come out them. But it's like all of this Fox stuff, man. So it's a it's full circle moment for me. It's pretty cool. It's beautiful, man.
NBC. Get with it. All right.
Yeah. What the hell happened? Hey, man, you know, hey, that's, you know, I'll be back. I'll be back up there. I'm sure I'll be back. I'm sure I'll be back pretty soon.
Well, I'm sure again. So so the show is families taking a shot at getting questions correct. So it's basically it's basically wipe out cross with Family Feud, you know. And it you know, if you don't know the answer, you're going to get knocked in. But you got six you got six choices to choose from. Yes. Now, contingent on how many family members you have left in the arm in the round. So let's say you got four family members left. There's two incorrect answers.
Yes. There's four right answers. Let's say there's three left. There's three. Correct. Three. There's three. Correct. Three. Incorrect. If you only have two family members, it's four. Incorrect.
Two. Correct. You know what I mean?
So it's always heightened, man. They're already talking about next season and doing things I hope. Hopefully we get it next season if it happens. But it would be dope to have celebrities on, you know what I mean, and do kind of that as well. I want to see. There's a lot of celebrities.
I want to see hit with balls. You know. Who's that? You got one in particular?
Yeah. J.Lo. She got to get up there. I want to see J.Lo get hit with a ball.
And I wanted to sing a note while she's doing it and falling down, you know, like that. That's what I want to see. I would love to see Terry Crews, too. I love to see him. That's my dude. I want to see him. Yeah.
Because he's so big. Yeah. So when he gets out, you know, I mean, it'd be wet T-shirt contest with him. Yeah.
You know, you see the breast through the shirt, as you know, I mean, because that's Terry. You got to get. I would love to see. You know what? Robert Downey Jr. I want to see Robert.
You know, I want to see Robert Downey Jr. get knocked into the ball, but like seriously, I want to see that. You know why? Because, you know, I'm just so such a niche right when it comes to Iron Man. I'm just that guy.
So if I get knocked into the water, like people will like like say he's a human being because now they just think I'm just this guy that's just up here. Wow. Fantastic. Hey, I just hey, man, that is fantastic. Yeah. It's funny. Earlier in the first hour of the program, before Stephen A. Smith joined us, the guys here are like this, do a Stephen A. Smith. Oh, man.
I saw him up there, too. Listen, when it comes down to the community, it's the community I'm trying to I'm trying to reinforce here. You know, we say things like when I talk about Will Smith, I'm not doing it in a degrading way.
I'm doing it in a very positive way. I'm just saying he smacked at me. I don't know what happened. He smacked him.
He did what he did. You know, it was ridiculous. It was blasphemous, ridiculous. I was incredulous.
And this whole thing is Leviticus and it's also Galatians. The words, man, the words on him and crazy if they had they need to do the reading rainbow over again. They just do it and just be it'd be to do half the show and then Stephen A. Smith do the other half of the show.
I think that'd be great. It's just, hey, look, hey, look, pimp butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high incapacitourily, you know, to be throwing words out to take a look. It's in a book. It is. It's inceptuous. He's making a word. I can go anywhere.
LeBron just got to throw LeBron in there for sure. Really irascible. It's irascible. That's quick. The anger. Yeah. J. Farrow here with DMX sound like reading, reading rainbow.
How would DMX sound during Rainbow? Well, let me see. Oh, you know, butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high.
Take a look. It's another book. A reading rainbow. I can go anywhere. Things to go what? Things to go what?
A reading rainbow. Yeah. That's how DMX would do that. All right, PT.
Yeah, man. Mike Epps would do it too. Mike Epps say, man, take a look. It's in a book. A reading rainbow. Quiz with balls.
You see what I did there? Tuesday night eastern on Fox. Tuesday night eastern. Do it very well. We're doing great in the ratings. Thank you all so much for watching.
I ain't even lying. Perfectly timed here, J, for your appearance here on the program is this video just came in from Paris, France. Oh, word.
Let's watch it. And I'm wondering if you can help me decipher what's happening here. I got some in Paris.
Yeah. This is Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson walking at a Vogue Paris fashion event. What happened to his back? Who ate the back of his suit? I want to know who got so hungry. Does he have a moth problem? What is going on? I think this is called fashion.
No, it's called that you shouldn't wear that because. I love Joe Burrow. I love I love it. He plays well, but that ain't that suit ain't it. I feel with Justin Jefferson because he must be sitting there thinking, I'm looking good.
I'm feeling good. And nobody's going to be paying attention to what he looks like because Joe Joe's missing the back of his jacket. I just want to know that anybody I did anybody stop Joe, did anybody stop those guys? No, they didn't stop Joe. They didn't stop Joe.
They didn't stop. They let Joe go because Joe White did the other. They got that other boy. He ain't make it into he make it into the search. Did you see how they would do?
Did you see what was happening with the lady that was the lady that was stopping the black celebrities and Kelly Rowland got real ticked and she put a finger up like this when when you see a black woman do this right here. Oh, you you somebody could die. It's death.
It's death. So, yeah, Joe. OK, so you want me to you want me to comment about Joe Burrow? Yes, please. Please. OK, I don't know. OK, here we go. You want to roll it again and. Let's roll it again.
I want to see it one more time, do whatever, do whatever you feel that it comes to your J for. Let me tell you something pimping that is one of the worst. That's one of the worst suits I've ever seen in my life. Now, the black man on point, the white dude. No, sir. That ain't that ain't it.
That ain't it. That is a heart on the back of his back. That's what he is. He has a naked heart on the back of his back. It looks like it look like you see Nutty Professor.
It look like it look like when the hamster was on the back and the man was like, oh, that's exactly how it looks on Joe Burrow, boo boo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Joe.
Joe, shout out to you. But I know your back is cold. It's freezing.
He's got he's got some in the back. I know. I know. He played again. Play it again. I'll do somebody else. OK, here we go. Here we go.
Jay Pharoah once again playing the same thing. Here we go. You know what? You know, I wouldn't put that on, you know, because like I got a reputation and it's already been like, you know, so tumultuous for the last four years, you know.
So yeah, what he needs to do is like go to Goodwill and like just like drop it and never think about it again. Yeah. Check it out. Play it again. Rewind. Rewind. What am I going to do here?
Who am I going to do? You know, that's that suit is not full. It's not a full suit.
Like what? What is he doing? Is that a freakin' suit? That's not a suit. That's a napkin he's got on.
He's got a napkin on his back. Is that Sebastian? Is that Matt Scalco?
That's a Matt Scalco. Play it again. I'll do somebody else. Let's try Denzel.
Give me the good old fashioned thing. Denzel, here we go. All right. Okay.
All right. Now let me tell you something, Joe. Joe, I would have thought differently. That's what I would have thought. I wouldn't have done that.
I wouldn't have put that on. I know your back is freezing, my G. I know it is. And if there's some mosquitoes, your back is going to look very bumpy. Huh? That's right.
You got a raw piece of grilled chicken on your back. That's what you got. Huh? That's what it looks like.
Huh? That's one of the cutlets right there. That's the cutlet. That's the cutlets on his back.
His back is $4.99. It's been a while since I did that one. This is fun.
You got an Obama in you still? Yeah, of course. Okay. Let's play it one more time.
It only gets better because your voice gets deeper as you get older. Okay. Sounds good.
Go ahead and play it. All right. Here we go.
Now, I'll tell you this. That was one of the worst decisions that Joe has ever made in his life. I mean, and I like Joe. Good old Joe. I love Joe. We all love Joe.
I mean, he's a good representation. We like this Joe maybe a little better than the one that we all got to see every day. You know, Joe Biden is old.
You know, now, forget Joe Burrow. I'm talking about Joe Biden. I'm talking about a different Joe B. Oh, my gosh. And I mean a different J.B. And I ain't saying John B. I'm talking about a different J.B., okay?
Joe Biden is Joe Biden. So when he climaxes, you hear I did it my way. Oh, snap. Stop him. He's on fire. What is going on?
You should have had me talk about that guy's Kevin Hart. Play it again. I'm gonna do. It's too good. Play it again.
Here we go. Listen, first of all, that suit, throw it away. Trash time all damn day.
Tell you why. You should have never walked out in there. You should be ashamed of yourself that you're in Paris with all these beautiful Parisians and you got half a suit on. It's not even a full suit. Look at it. It's not a full suit. Look at that. That's half a suit.
He probably paid double the amount of money for half the amount of fabric. That's how they do. That's how they get you. Swear to God, I'd never wear that. You know what? I could live in it because why? Because why?
I could live in a suit like that. Bam. I put some ice cubes on the outside. I freeze it.
Make an igloo. Bam. Wow.
Living in. Every day. Every damn day. Swear to God. That's what it is.
All day. Don't never wear that again. Swear.
If you ever wear that again, you're not only getting your white card revoked, you're getting your black card revoked because you never. You know what? That don't make any sense. Okay. I am crying. Rich. We here, baby.
Rich. We here, baby. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. How would Jason Statham feel? Oh, my God. Wait, didn't you just see me do Statham being greedy?
You saw me do Statham. That's a terrible suit. That suit makes me want to punch him in the face.
No, it really does. Look at this guy. He thinks he's all big, hot stuff, but he's not. Look at that suit.
He's very cool. That suit has an air conditioning unit in the back of it. All right, man, got that, man. Stop trying to clap, stop trying to clap. Now play it again and do it 50, play it again.
Play it one more time and do it 50, say it, play it again. Hey yo, son, that suit ain't complete. That's an incomplete suit, you know? You know how like you take a course online and like you don't finish it? Like you take it, like span it, like that's, that's the Rosetta Stone one right there.
You know, cause you don't complete it. Look at his back and look how frilly it is. Look, the top of there looks like 1700, son. The top of there looks like George Washington, so look at that, ha ha ha. Yo, he's got like, it's all with the ruffles.
He's got ruffles on his back and we ain't talking about chips. Oh my God. Okay, that's it, that's it. Don't play it again, Rich, don't play it again. Don't play it again, don't play it again.
That's it, don't play it again. That was the last time we gonna do that. Oh my God.
I mean, literally we saw that a half an hour ago or like we got to show it to Jay Pharoa. That's crazy that he paid that much for that less of a suit. That's wild, I know, I know that because that's how people do. Ain't it crazy how the smaller things are, the more they cost?
Isn't it crazy? You get a big piece of chicken, you get a big fried piece of chicken for God dang $3.99, but if you eat a pigeon wing, son, you have a pigeon wing or what is it called? Is it, was it pheasant?
What is that, what is that? A pheasant wing, do they make them? A pheasant wing, yeah. I've had both, pigeon and pheasant. You know what I'm saying?
Bougie, bougie lifestyle. But that cost me $700. Why would I pay that? I didn't pay 700, but it was 100.
It was a lot. I'd be stunned if Joe paid for that suit. The question is, do you take it? Like if they offer it to you?
Hell no. Yeah, I know you don't take that. He plays in Cincinnati, by the way.
I know. It'll be like 10 degrees out. You get a frostbite before you suit up. Think about your home, sir, okay? You can't wear that suit in Cincinnati. Listen, your skin will break in half.
Do you understand? It's just going to crack in half. It's going to be like one crack.
You ever seen somebody when the lips crack and it'd be all, it'd be the blood and everything? He gonna have blood on his back. It's going to look like Stigmata. Stigmata. It's gonna look like he got crucified. He's taking on the whips of Jesus Christ. This is happening to him.
Yeah, we said that. That's right. Quiz with balls. Quiz with balls, people. The quiz with balls.
It's a great non sequitur, too. You just throw it in the middle of your conversation. And quiz with balls, everybody. You can say, you can be at a funeral that live in it.
Quiz with balls. Everybody love that. Yeah, I said it. Watch it. It's a great show. And I know you see that Red Velvet shoot. We got to switch up the wardrobe for next season. They got me wearing the same jacket every episode.
You know that ain't black. We don't do that. We switch it up. Look at that. You wear this every episode?
Every episode. I guess they did it for editing or whatever. But look at that. The pinstripe down, the stripe down on the leg. Good looking jacket. Yeah, it's a cool jacket.
But them pants, them pants is crazy. They look good. It's all look good.
At least there's a back to the jacket. At least I have a back, Joe. You hear me talking?
Joe, this is very important. It's your friend, Jay Pharoa. Okay.
I've never met you, but I'm your friend. Cause I'm gonna give you some real advice. Whoever advised you to wear that, you need to fire them immediately. Fire the whole team. And listen, if it was your business manager, get rid of them.
If it was your girlfriend, she for the streets. If it was an agency, you need to swap. Okay. You need to get whoever advised you to wear that, Joe. Don't do it. Okay.
Don't do it. Now I've had some bad outfits in my day myself. You know what I mean? We don't want to talk about the 2014 Got Day MTV Awards when my sister had me wearing some tight ass pants and my hips, my hips was big at the time. So I was in the bitch looking like Barney. We don't want to talk about that.
We don't want to talk about that. Was it purple? They were purple?
It wasn't purple, but it might as well been purple, Rich. Listen, because I'm not regular, okay? I don't gain weight like regular men. Regular men gain weight in the stomach.
They gain it up here. You know, they gain it, you know, whatever they did, whatever they gain weight. I gain weight feminine. Okay.
That's right. When I gain weight, I don't look like me. I look like my sister. That's who I look like, okay.
I get hippie. Yeah, I was a hit. I was a hit in the neighborhoods with the pedals. They was always staring at me. They was always staring at me, man. It was, ooh, here come Jared, you know. That's my real name if you didn't know.
Jared Farrow. That's my real name. Is that really? Yeah. No kidding. Yeah, it's very Caucasian. It's very Caucasian. That's what it is. Yup.
And it's very, my mom knew what she was doing. Actually, it's in the Bible. I think it means, I think it means rose. Okay. It's in Yiddish.
I think it's rose. Okay. Which is beautiful, but you know, it doesn't, it don't stop you from getting your ass wet when your name is Jared Farrow and you're from the suburbs. People don't know that. They think I'm from the hood. I ain't from the hood. I ain't never had Kool-Aid in my life. What? Never. No purple, no purple. Okay, I've heard about it.
Sounds diabetic. I don't know why y'all drink it. Okay. I don't know.
No, I'm BSing. I've had, I've had it twice. I didn't like it. I had a headache every time. Oh my gosh. Every, it's so much sugar rich.
It's so much. You remember when they was frying Kool-Aid? What? You don't remember when they were frying Kool-Aid? Yeah.
2011, they had like Kool-Aid hush puppies. Yeah. Let's look it up. They were frying everything.
Look, he gonna make it now. Twinkies. Frying Kool-Aid? Twinkies, donuts, they, but they were frying Kool-Aid, man. Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't think it was a good idea either. Like in a fryer, they take the Kool-Aid. They take the Kool-Aid, they put it in the batter, they drop it in the fryer. You see, America, America hates its own people. That's what it is, okay? They hate, listen, when it comes to the food, they try to kill, you know they try to kill us. Didn't make no goddamn sense that the Popeye's chicken sandwich is that delicious. You know what I'm saying?
It don't make no sense. They trying to kill us. They know we can't stop doing it. I have, cause you know, I practice, you know, self starvation, you know what I mean? And also self control. But you know, the rest of my cousins, they just eating chicken sandwiches all the time.
Sounds like a good life. Quiz with balls. Quiz with balls. Tuesday, 9 Eastern on Fox. New episodes are available the next day on Hulu, which is available right here on Roku J. Yeah. Let's do this more soon than the next six years, please. We have to do it more soon, man. The world is getting crazy. It is that, and you made me cry laughing today, which I greatly appreciate.
I'm glad I did, man. The world is getting crazy. That's why we gotta tell the truth.
The world is crazy. Let me tell you something to get a shout out to the ladies. Ladies are dope, okay? There's a lot of women out there, y'all suffering.
You know what I mean? I'm not good enough. You are good enough. You're beautiful, ladies, okay?
You're beautiful. Being a woman is dope. Own your femininity. Being a woman is so dope, men are doing it.
That's how dope being a woman is. Yup. Quiz with balls.
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Greenlight.com slash rich. What's your favorite Morgan Freeman movie? What's my? What's your favorite Morgan Freeman movie?
Shawshank Redemption 7, Unforgiven, Driving Miss Daisy, Million Dollar Baby. Yeah. What's your favorite? Those.
Oh. Gotta pick one. I gotta pick one. Gotta pick one. Life's about making decisions, Morgan. Driving Miss Daisy.
Why'd you choose that one? So far away from me. Is that right? Yeah, I see that character when I look at the movie. Everything else, I just see me.
You know what I'm saying? Huh. So you became someone else? Well, I... Wait a minute. Okay.
A little bit of a caveat here. Okay. Because Claire Eastwood being one of my favorite directors and acting partners, Million Dollar Baby was pretty good. Well, I mean, you won the Oscar for that one, for Million Dollar Baby. Oh, that's right. Yeah.
That is true. Although Unforgiven to me, I've been talking about it the last two hours. That's a perfect movie. Perfect movie. I mean, from beginning to end, what was it like working with Gene Hackman in that film?
And Gene's one of the masters. He's so believable. We're at a scene in Unforgiven where he had me tied to the bars in the jail and he was beating me and questioning me. And he came up in one scene and whispered in my ear, I'm gonna ask you some questions.
Same questions that I asked, whoever that was. And if the answers don't match up, I'm gonna hurt you. I believed him. I'm gonna hurt you.
I'm gonna hurt you. I believed him. Fun, man. Back here on the Rich Eisen Show Radio Network. I'm sitting at the Rich Eisen Show desk furnished by Grange with supplies and solutions for every industry. Grange has the right product for you.
Call clickranger.com or just stop by. How funny was that, man? That was incredible. Cheeks hurt.
Man. That's when you know it's good. You're like massaging your cheeks afterward. Hey, listen, NFL players are killing it in Europe this weekend. Killing it, crushing it. Absolutely destroying it. You see Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson walking in Paris, being all fashionistas. Look at this again and purposeful to have nothing in the back of this ensemble. But look at them just owning it. Owning it.
And then there's this. Ladies and gentlemen, Travis Kelsey doing his thing. Hey, Coop. Hey, we're doing this? Oh, God. Coop, go all the way. Go, go, go. Come on in, Coop.
Oh, look at my son. Happy birthday to you. Thank you, Coopie Doodles.
Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Take a seat, Coop.
Take a seat, buddy. Oh, Vito's pizza too, huh? Vito's pizza, Suze? Hey, Coop, congrats, champ. Yeah.
Good to see you, champ. He got this for me in Boston when he had the drop-up table. Nice. Lunch is on Vito's, as we said.
There's a microphone. Yeah, you know how this works, Suze. Thanks so much. I wasn't sure what this was. Lunch is on Vito's. Terrific. Look at that.
Thank you very much, Vito. Coopie, you brought a birthday cake, huh? Yes. Fantastic. Ice cream cake? Yeah, I got it.
This shirt, my mom got it in Boston. Okay. When she had the drop-off. So, Taylor got it. Okay, great. So, do I make a wish right here? We can sing.
We can sing. You wanna do that? We'll do that at the end? Yeah, the end. Okay.
Just keep it. Okay, here, Suze, you're gonna get a knife. Do you wanna, okay, do you wanna? Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Thank goodness he's here. I was talking on the wall. I saw, I heard. Do you wanna explain to the guys, the Kendrick Lamar? Yeah, break it down. So, there's lots of kids at school who argue.
So, people like to talk about it. I know he had like a concert like last week in the forum. So, what happened was, I don't know how it happened, but Drake and Kendrick Lamar just had songs. Well, first, there was a song called First Person Shooter on a Drake album that said that he was the goat, and I think Kendrick did not like that. So, I'm not a pro at this, but I know that there are songs, like there's one called Euphoria, which says that he hates everyone.
He says, I'm the biggest hater in the song. That's what he says. So, I mean, I'm not a pro at this, but. That's okay. You don't have to be a pro at it. I'm learning. Jay doesn't know anything about this.
I've learned since you've gotten here, so I appreciate it. Okay. So, yeah, there's Not Like Us, which is probably the most famous one, which talks, but it's kind of crazy. It talks about how, at the beginning of it, he talks about how Drake, like, has relationships with minors. It's kind of crazy. It's not crazy.
So, lots of this is crazy. Is this all accurate, TJ? We got this?
Coop ain't telling you no lies up there right now, man. Okay, fantastic. All right, here we go. Gonna give cake out for everybody here, frap up. I'm not gonna cut this cake with this little, okay, here we go. Ready, guys?
Can I be honest? I'm not a fan of vanilla frosting. Is that what this is?
Come on, Coop. That's definitely vanilla frosting. Okay, here we go. What kind of cake? What kind of cake's in the middle? It's a Bristol Farms cake.
That's all I know. There we go. Free shout out.
It's a step up from the cake J-Lo once got for A-Rod, right? I literally have six pies in front of me. I'm not really focused. Well, I mean, it's just, it's lunch for everybody, I guess, huh? I see it. Smells amazing. Here we go.
Suze is operating. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
Oh, here's the Cooper plates. Oh, yeah. This is so you just don't have to cook tonight, right?
I don't have to cook. Oh my God. What is happening right here on today's program? We do have a plan.
We do have a plan? I'm not telling TJ because he's doing X-rated at the top of the hour. X-rated? What?
Me? The same. It's not what I meant. Yes, it was.
Okay, it was. So we do have a plan for tonight? We do have a plan.
Hey. That's where we're going. Where are we going?
What do you mean? I don't know. Where are we going? I don't know. Cooper, do you know where we're- Here's the plan. I'm not cooking. Okay.
That's true. Do you know where we're going tonight? No, probably out somewhere. Okay. Okay, very good. I don't know if you're in love with this, but you thinking about bringing money to dinner? Hey, that would be nice.
That's my mom. Okay, of course. Okay, here we go. Ready?
I'm gonna make a wish. Three, two, one. Wow. No.
What is this? Third time's the charm. Third time's the charm.
Really lame. Third time's the charm. Here we go. Thank you. Yay. Okay, very good. Aeron, this is the last one. These are the Shabbat candles. These are the Shabbat candles. Very good.
They are that. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming here and surprising me, Suze. Love you. Love you, Coppy.
Your brothers and sister are gonna be very jealous you got TV time today. Okay. Here we go. We're gonna cut cake. Do you wanna, did you see what Joe Burrow was wearing, Cooper?
Forget the cake. I'm sure that he had his back exposed on the show. Yeah, I know. His back exposed. Yeah, it was all out, Coop. Here we go. Doesn't he have like a mullet, right?
He like, grew out his hair. Oh no, we found out, Coop, that that was a Photoshop. Oh, it was? Coop, what was your favorite win-loss game that we played recently? I mean, Mom and I were listening on the show. It was Anthony from Pennsylvania for the Jets one.
For the Jets? Coop, what did you like what he said? Yeah, Mom and I made jokes about tough loss and stuff. How did he say it? Tough loss.
Tough loss. Very good, here you go. Here's a piece of cake for you, Coopie. Anthony's now on the solution.
Walk that over to TJ, will you please? All right, thanks to everybody out there. Susan, thank you. Thank you to Vito's for giving us lunch today. Oh, I need that knife back, Coopie. I need a plate. I got buttons to push. Okay, oh, you were eating pizza and now we're drinking, having cake. Well, you looked at me like you wanted some. Thank you. Yeah. All right, everybody get some cake in here.
Get cake and pizza. I wanna thank Jay Ferro, that was so funny. My God, how blessed we are to have him here today. Stephen A. Smith as well. Pete Fairbanks and Daniel Jeremiah. Tomorrow is Kevin Costner, everybody.
Hey, now. Kevin Costner's on tomorrow's program. Who else is on tomorrow's program? I forget. Oh, Lane Johnson is on and Kyron Williams.
Ooh. As well. And are any of those players on either of your two, way too soon drafted fantasy teams? Yeah, I drafted one of my friends.
I have two teams. Already? Yeah. You did a fantasy football already? Yeah, kids had to do it.
The kids wanted to do it before going off to camp. Wow. My first one was DeAndre is the better Swift. Okay. Oh, I have DeAndre Swift.
Oh, I have Mahomes, I have James Cook, Zamir White. Happy birthday, everybody. Happy birthday, brother. Happy birthday. Join two of In the Red Clay now, wherever you listen.
