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Oh, hey, didn't hear you come in. How are you doing? What's going on? Who's this guy for Rich Steel? Little Shea Jackson Jr.
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So I feel like we got some phone calls, do we not? Call us. Call us. Where are my callers? 844-204-Rich.
Yeah, yeah. If you want to talk to Shay or us or do you play the win-loss game, make sure you ring us up right now. Yeah, we haven't had any one-loss games. We got a couple. Yeah, we're going to do some right now.
Couple right here. James and Green Bay. Let's do it. James and Green Bay. James, what up, man?
Hey guys, I appreciate you taking my call. What up, man? Absolutely, brother. It's cracking. What are we doing right now?
Uh get getting ready to. Um, do a little work and then enjoy a nice weekend off with the family. That's what's up. I love that, man.
Now you're in Green Bay. I'm I'm guessing Packers fan, 'cause you might just be in Green Bay. But you're we're we're doing a win loss for the Packers, correct? Yeah, I'm a lifer. Yeah, big, big-time Packer fan.
White's family season ticket older, so always a joke that I married her for the tickets. But big Packer fan.
Well, are you denying this chicken? Yeah, did you? Even a little part? I mean, I won't comment. Yeah, thank you.
Plus, it's a plus. It's a bonus from marriage, you know. If you go to Disneyland, you need Disney. Plus, love, honor, respect, and share Packers tickets. Yeah, man.
So let's get into it, man. Let's get into this win-loss for the Green Bay Packers for the 2026 season. First week we got at Minnesota, man. Talk to me. Yeah, I love how we normally start the season, but with the running back situation currently, defense is question mark without Micah.
I'm going to actually say we go lose to Kyler and the Vikings. Oh, starting off 0-1, man. All right, now we two. At Rich Isa's New York Jets. Uh We're going to beat the Jets.
Okay, one and one. One and one. Doing great things now at home against the Atlanta Falcons. Lambo's a different, different animal. We're definitely winning that home opener on Thursday Night Football.
Okay, gotta love that. Nice two and one. You know, you're on the positive end of things. How about at Tampa Bay? I actually think we're going to lose one more here against the Bucs in Tampa.
Okay, two and two. Not bad, not bad. What about at home against the dreaded Chicago Bears? The Bears. We're going to take the home win against the Bears.
Much improved. It's not an automatic win anymore, but we're winning at home. That's what I'm talking about, man.
Now, what up against TJ's Dallas Cowboys? At home, though. Uh Yeah, cowgirls are going home not happy, that's for sure.
Okay, you're four and two now. What about at Detroit against those Lions? Dargy Beach, probably right. The division's top as it has been for years now. We're going to lose to Detroit in Detroit.
Oh, man, dude, he was a realist right here, man. All right, now, what about at home against those Panthers? We're going to get our game back from last year where we looked flat and terrible. We're going to beat the Panthers at home.
Okay, you are now 5-3 as you go into New England, Chris Brockman. I won't make fun of their quarterback situation because I think he is a stud, but we're going to pull one off on the road. Cake May. What? Oh, oh, that's right there.
All right, so now you are five. What's that five and four? You said they were going to win? Oh, yeah, he said Packers are going to win. Oh, Packers are going to win.
Oh, yeah, you're six and three right there. Six and three.
Okay, now, week ten. You are at home against those Vikings again, bro. Yeah, we're gonna win the home. Lambo's just different. NFC North Coast, but we're winning.
Okay now. Gotta buy a week now. Coming down to Los Angeles to see my Los Angeles Rams, man. I actually think we're going to lose this game. LA's loaded.
They're still tossed Stafford. Stafford knows how to win football games. They're going to win that game.
Okay, now you got to travel some more to those saints, man. How are we feeling about that? We're gonna take we're gonna win one at the at New Orleans.
Okay, this is still a pretty good season right here now. What about at home against Buffalo? I'm excited for that game. I've never actually seen Josh Allen in person, so I'm hoping I get to see him. But the Packers are going to win that one.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Miami. at home against Miami. I'm happy for Malik, but he's not going to take one from J Love.
So Packers win that one.
Okay now in Chicago. On Christmas. I can't I I'm back and forth on this one. My heart's outweighing it, and I hope just because I can't stand Bears fans, we're taking that one even in Chicago. As you should now at home against the Texans.
We're gonna beat the Texans. Oh my goodness, bro. I'm loving this now. What about another last game of the season at home against these Detroit Lions, man? I actually think the lions come in and fight for their life.
Dan Campbell's got him playing good, and we're going to lose the last game of the year.
Okay, okay. Chris, what do you got him? You got him at 12 and 5? DJ, 12 and 5? See, I got 11 and 6.
Oh, everyone's got 12 and 5. We got 12 and 5s in my year right now. I'll go with you guys in the voiceover. 12 and 5. The Green Bay Packers, not a bad year at all.
12-5, that wins the North. Yeah, I think we got a solid chance. I'm hoping we can make a deeper playoff run. with the extension of the coaching and hopefully J Love can Take the next step, and I appreciate you guys taking my call. Love the show.
Thanks, brother. Absolutely, James. I don't know much about Green Bay, but stay warm. All right, man, 12 and 5. Not mad at that.
Not mad at that at all. All right, let's keep it moving. Let's go to Harry in Georgia. Harry in Georgia. Harry, what's up, man?
Hello? Yeah. Hey, how are you? I'm doing good. I'm ready to do the win-loss game for the Dolphins.
The Dolphins. Oh, for the Dolphins. Harry, have you called in before? Uh yes. I knew it.
You did it last year, right? Mm-hmm. When did you have the Dolphins last year? Do you remember? Probably something buns, I don't know.
How old are you, Harry? I'm 14.
Okay. My man. Oh, what a soldier. I like him already. All right.
Sammy Dolphins win-loss. Here we go. Yeah, let's get it. All right. In Vegas against my father's beloved Raiders.
And mine. And Jay Fellowship. How to make your father sad? We're going to win that one. Oh!
I can't wait. Starting off 1-0.
Now, I'm going to still need your help, man, because you're going into San Francisco with my rival, the San Francisco 49ers. Please tell me you got me. Probably gonna lose that one. All right, all right, one and one. All right, now at a home against those Kansas City Chiefs.
We're beating the Chiefs, man. I hate the Chiefs. Dog! All right, now. At Minnesota.
Talk to me. Man, our brother's a Vikings fan, so we're gonna win that one. Yes, sir. Three and one.
Now, what about at home against the Bengals? I think the Bengals will be better But I think we're going to win that one. That's what I'm talking about. A nice, solid 4-1 for the Dolphins so far. You got the buy, but then you have to go to New York against Rich's New York Jets.
Where are we talking? Jet side buns. We're going to win that one. Five and five and one. All right, and then at home against Chris Brockman's beloved New England Patriots, boo.
Come on, Harry.
Well, I think we're going to win that one. I think that is what I'm talking about, man. Six and one. How about at home against the Detroit Lions? I think we're gonna leave Okay, okay, hey, hey, bring it back.
They're going on a nice streak with them. All right, now you're going to Indianapolis for the Colts. I have no idea how good the tilts are gonna be, but I think the bomber chain is gonna do good that game, so we're gonna win that one.
Okay, I'm loving that. Loving that.
Next we got Owl at Buffalo. In November.
Well, Malik, I know Malik Willis is used to the cold, but I don't think anybody else is, so we're probably going to lose that one.
Okay, you're still doing well, seven and three.
Now, next, we are going back at home. You're back at home against the New York Jets. We're gonna win that one. Love that. Love that for you.
Don't love that for Rich. All right, now at Denver against those Broncos. I think it'll be close, but I think the Dolphins will win in the end. I love that for you. 9-3 as you go out at home against the Chicago Bears.
Honestly, we're probably going to be leading like twenty at halftime and then Caleb Williams is going to beat us in the end. That's a big L. Then you're going to be traveling over there to Green Bay to go up against the Packers. Are they are they? I think we could win that one if we if Dav if Yvonne La Train has a good night, then yeah, we'll win.
Okay, 10 and 4, not bad, man.
Now, you got the Chargers at home. How are we feeling about that to end the year? Definite win. We're definitely going to win the year. Definite win.
Definitely you heard him now. Buffalo's coming to see you to start the year January 3rd. What you got, man? I think I've been. Mm.
I think we could win that one, maybe.
So I'll give us a win on that one. No, Harry, we need to say it like you mean it, baby. I mean, I could. Come on, Bo. I need you to say it like you mean it.
Baby's chest. Pardon me? Say it with your chest. Say it with your chest, man. Are you going to beat them Buffalo Bills or what?
72 to 0. Oh! Other than that. 72 dots.
Now write that down. You're going to New England last game of the year against the Patriots. Talk to me. We are going to beat them. Yes.
Third team and. Oh. For the Miami Dolphins. They are praying, they are hoping, they are wishing, but he is confident. Confident.
Does Harry know that Dan Marino no longer plays for the Miami Dolphins league? Where? Uh. Harry, great job, man. I loved it, man.
Call back. Please call back. Have a great day, bud. Enjoy your summer. O'Shea The Dolphins' win total, by the way, in Vegas is four and a half.
We'll see Harry knows something they don't. Hey, hey, man, listen. Harry made me a believer. All right. We out here.
Harry's 14. No fans, baby. You know what, O'Shea Jackson Jr.? It's your turn. I think it's time.
Put it up. Oh, no. Ram schedule. Don't go like this. Let's go.
O'Shea, week one. Prime time. Australia. 49ers, what do you got? Oh man.
I'm flying all the way to Melbourne. You're going? I'm going. And I'm going to go see a victory. I'm going to go see a victory, man.
Those Niners have been a pain in our side for too long. And I'm ready. I'm ready for some blood, man. Let's go. 1-0.
Monday night football. Home. G-Moon. Oh, that's done. That's done.
We got that. That's another W. Sunday Night Football at Denver. I think that's going to be one of those annoying games. You know, the altitude, you know, we're still probably going to be a little recovering a little bit from having to start off in Australia.
That's one that's going to sneak up on us. I think we're going two and one after that. Two and one at the Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, we're beating them. You heard that phone call earlier.
I'm not being disrespected, bro. I'm putting some wings on the grill, and they might be Eagle. I hope the government don't come after me. You really can't do that, though. I know.
I know. Thank you, bro. Could you imagine if you ate a bald eagle? Please don't. Week five, Monday Night Football, home for Buffalo.
Oh. Mm. Cause he's one of those like When you go all out for that, because the Eagles kind of had our number, uh-huh.
So, you know, they're putting a lot forward with that. But it's a tough schedule to start. Yeah, bro. I think Buffalo got us right there. Wow.
It's going to be annoying to see them after the Eagles. 3-2, home, Arizona. Oh, we're winning that. What? We're winning that.
We're winning that. 4-2 at Vegas. Split house. We're winning that. We're winning that no problem.
Five and two. Battle of SoFi, Chargers. We're winning that, no problem. Whose fans are gonna be at that game? Blue and gold.
Six and two at Washington. Winning that, no problem. Winning. Seven and two, Arizona. Winning that, no problem.
Eight and two at the bye week. Mm-hmm. Thanksgiving Eve Home Packers. Week 12. Wednesday Thanksgiving Eve.
Yeah, but coming off the bye. I don't know what I'm going to take that win because I don't know when the Packers buy is. But I'm taking that dub. I'm taking that dub. Wow.
Alright, nine and two. Thursday night. The following week, week 13, Kansas City. Yeah, Packers Buy is also week 11, but whatever. Mahone should definitely be backfighters.
Yeah, you'd imagine. Yeah, of course. He's taking it. I'm looking well. Taking it?
Taking it. Wow. 10-2. I'll let you manage. At San Francisco, week 14.
Taking that two. Wow. Ducats. Week 15, 11 and 10. Don't even talk to them.
Don't even talk to me about that. 12-2 at Seattle week 16. We're losing that one.
Okay. Okay. 12 and 3 at Tampa. To start the new year, taking that. Wow!
Final regular season game. Probably for the one seed according to you. Home, Seattle. Taking that fourteen and three. That one's everything.
O'Shea Jackson, one seed, win the West. Whose house? Ram's house. Let's go. Recognize or step aside.
This one is for number nine. Come on, baby.
Okay, you were real ignorant at week 15. I'm just going to point that out. That's just because you're my friend. Completely bypassed it. Like it was a foregone conclusion.
He loves you, though, but you're his friend. Yeah, man.
I love Caleb Downs. And you love me back. I love Caleb Downs. All right. Where's I need something to read?
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You guys aren't going to want to miss it. It's ridiculous. The Rich Eisen Show Podcast. You know, just welcome back to our our radio friends. Yeah, uh th that the clip that we just showed of Mike Del Tufo planking.
with extra weight on his on his back. How much how much weight did did y'all put on him? Like forty five pounds. Yeah, forty five pounds. An impressive feet.
It was uh goatee Mike Del Trufo, so you know, I am just confused. Just confused. But that's not the guy I know. It's just not the Dodger fan that I know. Oh, gosh.
You know what, Chris? Walking off lore. With an eight wheels, no brakes mix. Get up and get skating. Wow.
Got all these random Del Tufos. Random Del Tufos. Of course. I'm against his label. Of course, he has those readily available.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, they just say Del Tufos. Usually you two hide stuff. National treasure.
I don't hide them. Hey, let's play a little quarterback sound here before we get to Shay's top five. That could be anything. As we all know, Patrick Mahomes missed the end of last season, tore a couple of ligaments at his knee, but he's battling back. You've seen some video online.
He's moving pretty good. He's got a giant brace on his knee there, but he was asked if he plans to be ready for week one. Patrick. Yeah, for sure. I mean, um as a competitor, I want to be out there with my guys.
Um, but I know that's a still a long ways away. And so all I can do is just execute the day and do whatever I can to be better that day. And so we've done that up until now and we've kind of set these checkpoints and these these goals of like where I want to be at and I've gotten to those. And so now I kind of continue to do that at the right at the right pace. Told us absolutely nothing.
Yeah, you know, they're going to give me a bunch of stuff to do, and I'm going to do it to the best of my ability. And here I am, I'm Patrick Mullens. That's it. That's all he said. That's all he said.
Thanks. Thank goodness. Is it good news? I'm glad you're doing your P T. I don't know.
He'll get handled when he gets handled. Yeah, exactly. My goodness. Do you think he's going to be out there week one? You know, and here's the thing: would you rather him maybe sit out a month and make sure he's back at 100% when he comes back?
If I'm a Kansas City Chief saying 100%. You know, Patrick Mahomes is. He is the new sliced bread. You know, I.
Okay. That he is a Kansas City Chiefs. I'm sure I do love Meese Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, he's one of the most exciting players we've had in the week in quite some time. Surefire Hall of Famer.
He's exciting to watch. You know me, Chris. I love me a quarterback, too. My God. Patty Mahomes helps me win a lot of arguments on Twitter.
But yes, much power to him, less power to the Chiefs.
So if he needs to rest, he should rest every single game that he needs to.
So this schedule gets a bunch of holes in it. But you guys said he should definitely be back by the time the Rams. Oh, for sure. But look at this. It sets up nicely for Kansas City to be 2-2, 3-1.
And then he comes back after the bye in week six against the Chargers. No? Week six? Yeah, no. He's going to be back before that, brother.
Yeah, he's gonna. I'm saying the schedule works out great for him to sit out the first month. That's all. But he ain't going to. Yeah.
I'd say a couple of weeks. But who knows? Who knows how the knee injuries, man? And it wasn't just a clean ACL tear. I mean, it was ACL and LCL.
Oh, yeah. Um, yeah, he should take. I mean, when you're somebody as important as him, and when he is a hundred percent, there is nothing like him, he should take whatever time that he needs. He seems very excited to get on the football field. But that quote right there told me nothing, nothing at all.
Patrick Mahomes. All right, let's hear from another guy who's made the playoffs the last three seasons. What a playoff game the last three seasons, TJ. CJ Stroud. He's due to get paid.
Is he thinking about a new contract? When is it going to come? CJ. Yeah, I mean I let my agent handle it, you know, and you know if it's time to do it, then it is. If it's not, my job is football, so that's what I focus on, is just getting better.
And I think I've held my bargain up on that edge, so you know I'm You know, um, you know, whatever happens, happens. You know, I'm excited to be a Texan this year and, you know, go from there. I forgot he cut his hair. Cut his hair. I forgot he cut his hair.
I have a a s a theory about that. I don't like I don't like when athletes cut their hair that they're kind of like known, kind of known for. Yeah, their thing. Yeah, I don't like it. Like.
Alan Iverson cut his hair, power is gone. Carmelo, that first year he cut his hair, powers are gone. Trey Songs, Ludacris. Bow wow. Everybody.
When when they cut, like, that long hair that they known for and they cut it, power it take a little bit for your powers to come back, man. And, uh, like Samson.
So it it's uh Much more power to him because he's one of the quarterbacks that don't play for my team that I like. Took the world by storm. But yeah, man, it just shook me a little bit. The same with his haircut. I got weird superstitions.
TJ, you know this. Do you buy that, TJ? That Stroud said he he's held up his end of the bargain. Yeah, that's a little dig. I mean, look, he did not play well.
Last year, right? We're all in agreement.
Well, the playoff game was pretty rough. That was rough.
So, I mean, up until that, you know, the first couple years, we were riding high on CG, and it looked like he took a step back.
So, it's going to be interesting to see. I'm telling you, man, these Houston Texans are going to be a problem this year. That defense is scary. Yeah, man.
David Montgomery, they've added him to the backfield. I mean, If I'm a Texans fan, I I I I've got some hope. I if I'm a Texans fan, maybe I'm thinking like If the Knicks could do it, maybe he could do it. You know?
So who knows? But with that defense, brother, anything is possible. Ain't that the truth? Did he take that slump after he cut his hair? I think the hair is already cut though.
But he had a bad year. Fucking Yeah, a little bit. Comes here. Cut his hair, bro. Telling you, man, there's something to it.
Okay. Because when you were somebody who grew out your hair, You are used to certain like it's just certain your your aura Is it changes when that hair is chopped, chopped off? TJ, here's the thing: Black people, bro. Don't cut your hair. How long have you had your hair?
Uh since I was like eight Months old? No, the hair that you have now. Oh, the current hair.
Well, I locked my hair in 1999.
Okay, have the Clippers or Sixers won a championship with your hair like that? You know the answer to that. Oh, for the record? On the court. For the record?
No, maybe if you cut it, you'll give your team some luck the other way. That would make sense, right? But you heard what Ramona said, you heard what Shaq said. There ain't no chance.
So, no, I'm not going to cut it off for them. Mets. Christopher's just being mean. The Mets, me and Jake were just talking during the break. I haven't seen a Met game in probably five weeks.
Cowboys, we're going to get it done soon. Don't worry about that. Yep. Cut your hair and give your team some luck. That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, if I cut it and it stays part for the course, I'm just going to be mad. Don't know if you don't try. Taking hair advice from Chris Brock. Isn't that wild? You know, he hasn't had hair since he was 12.
24. Oh, man. Hey, man, I got stuff to complain about. Let's go. Oh, you do?
Yeah, bro. Oh, so how are you going to do that? I'm going to list my top five things that. Trip me out. Oh, okay.
I don't really like. Here we go. Five, one. Look the graphics. Three, four, five.
O'Shea. Top five. These are the top five things that bother me. They kind of keep me up at night. They rub me the wrong way.
But follow you on Twitter. I don't even know if five can be contained. Yeah, now we're going to start off number five.
Okay? Number five.
Well, I talked to Don Bowie about this. Play Bowie Don? Yeah, about one in 200. Men on the planet. Are related to Genghis Khan.
We were talking about that the other day. Yeah. Your your name? My name, Temujin, is Genghis Khan's real name. I my dad named me after Genghis Khan, yes.
Yes. I saw a statue a while back that has been bothering me ever since because I'm almost certain There's some Genghis Khan somewhere in my DNA. Let's take it. Do we have a statue? Come on, man.
Oh, bro. What is that? A relative. What are we talking about? It trips me out.
Oh man, there's no way.
So you might be related to Tem Uchin? I'm telling you, bro, something is in the water. I mean, it's hard to, that paternity test is not going to go hilarious. Bro, you're yay. Come on, dog.
Wow. I am telling you, something is up.
Something's amiss. It keeps me up at night. I get that. That makes sense. Number four.
Ugh. We're riding on the freeway today. We were in Carpool Lane. What happened to all the PT Cruisers? A car that was everywhere.
I see no none of it. No. God, that's okay. The PT Cruiser. I haven't even seen anyone speak about a Plymouth Prowler in how long.
Prowler. There's got to be somebody with some classics on it. There's a prowler around the corner. Yeah. Thank you.
Yes, it's around in the back of the building. The drill drives a yellow prowler. Where are the PT cruisers? I haven't seen the PT Cruiser since at least 13. I'm scared.
Fell off the face of the earth. The simulation deleted them. I rented a PT cruiser and drove home from Vegas once. It was amazing. Shout out to my boy Roman.
We hit 100 in the Prius one time going to Vegas. All right. Number three. There is a place off the coast of Australia. I think they said it's the.
The Tiwi Islands, but there is a thunderstorm that happens every day at 3 p.m. It's 12 miles high. 3 p.m. A thunderstorm that happens at 3 p.m. every day from September to December, or sometimes from September to March.
They call it Happy. Hector the convector. They named it. It's not weird that there's a thunderstorm that happens at the same time every day, sometimes for three months, sometimes for six. What is that?
No one cares. What is that? I think that's just Mother Nature just kind of being on time? Yo. I can do whatever I want.
Listen, the water does not work in a straight line. There's few things on this earth that you can buy the watch, 3 p.m., there's something over there. There's some sort of portal. I need it checked out.
Well, we know one thing: Hector ain't on CPT. No, we're coming on time every day. Yeah, no, no. They're like, yeah, pilots use it for navigating in the sky. This thunderstorm that happens at 3 p.m.
every day for every day. Bro, that's wild.
Something is going on. At least you can set your schedule to it if you live there. You got to be in the crib by 2:59 so you don't get rained on. Come on, man. Think about it.
Come on. And there's also a place in Venezuela that gets like 80,000 lightning strikes a day. It's insane. Yeah, stay away from it. Number two.
Two. Scientists do not know where eels come from. What? What are you talking about? Yes.
If you look it up and Google it, scientists don't really know where they come from, but American and European eels at the same time. all go to the Bermuda Triangle? And come back with more eels because you know it's obviously freaknick down there. But, like, what do you mean? What are you talking about?
And also the Bermuda Triangle. How is it not every country in the world teaming up to find out what's happening, what's down there? I remember there's a story about this ship who they went to the Mermuna Triangle, and the captain goes, Hold on, I think I hit something. Never heard from him again. No one cares.
Everyone just goes on about their day. Was it the SS mission? Why are we not checking there all the time? The Bermuda Triangle trips me out, and we don't know where eels come from, and everyone's supposed to be fine about that. Hmm.
Anyway. The number one thing that Bob. Very excited about that. Yeah, I know. What could possibly be number one?
I got a hint, and I'm excited. Whoever made up the word Hippopota Monstrosis Quipidolophobia. Hippopotamostis. Quipadolophobia. Do you know what that phobia is, TJ?
I'm gonna just take a wild guess and say a fear of hippos? Nope. That would make sense. Hippopotamonosa's quipadolophobia is the fear of big words. The fear of big words.
It's like one of the longest words I've ever seen in my life. You know how evil that is? They can't even tell you what they're scared of. It's hippopotopotopadopa. This is the sick world we live in, and I'm tired of it.
Hippopotamostros' quipodolophobia is the fear of big words. And whoever made that up, you're a sick man. They should get super kicked for that. My God. What you scared of, man?
I don't want to talk about it. What do you mean?
Well, I can't talk about it because I can't say it. I can't say it. What do you mean you can't say it? I physically can't. A phobia, you physically can't.
Hippopotamosotrobia. Hippopotamostros is quipodolophobia. It's right there. Big word. My goodness.
I'm afraid of that word now. All right. So breaking down this word according to the Google AI, the term was created by playing with a mix of Greek and Latin roots to highlight the very size of words being feared.
So hippo and. Patamo pot potamo is Greek for river horse. You know, which is a hippo. Uh monstro, Latin for monster. Uh Sesqua.
Sesqua pedalion is Latin for measuring a foot and a half, which. And then phobia, obviously, fear. This. Yeah. So just putting a bunch of weird words that mean big things and putting them all together.
Evil. Evil. Yeah. Evil. And those are the top five things that keep me up at night.
I'm bothered. And I hope you are too. We need to solve these mysteries. And also, as an honorable mention, Pandas aren't real. By the way, he laid this take on me in the car this morning.
They're not real. That's a man-made bear. Telling you. What are you talking about? They don't know how to do nothing.
They don't know how to do nothing that is survival. And like when they have a baby, it is the world news. The Chinese zodiac, there's no bear? There's no bear? It's the national animal of China.
When you look it up, they're like, oh, they weren't around in ancient China. What? What do you mean?
The dragon was? What are you talking about? This has been O'Shea Jackson Jr., y'all. And things that bother me. This is what should bother you the most, though.
No, no, because, like, what am I going to do about that? The other ones, I could do research. I need to know. But this one like There's a bunch of people that have to deal with that. That's cool.
Don't you put that on us? My goodness. We'll be right back with more Rich Eisen Show. The Rich Eisen Show, the podcast. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Not logged, not spheres. Cubed. Like Tetris blocks. Tetris box. That's interesting.
Unbelievable. Do we know why? Just because? Man, no. I don't know.
I don't know. And that. Bothers me. I know that keeps you up at night.
Sorry, y'all. You know, I just you see the size of my head. It is a eight-fitted hat that I'm wearing. There's a lot of thoughts in here. You have a giant head.
I get that. I mean, Vincent, bro. Vincent Chase. Vinny Chase. Big, big, big head.
Listen, let's take some claws or something, man. I need. Free yourself a little bit. Yeah, I'm losing it right now. I'm losing it.
All right, we have some win-loss. Do we want to do Cowboys, Colts, or Niners? Not the Cowboys. Don't QB. Definitely not those Niners.
Let's do the Colts. Yeah, Colts is fine. You want to do Colts? All right, let's do Colts. Ryan 3.
Yeah, Ryan 3. Ramon, what's up, man? Ramon in Jacksonville. What's good, y'all, boys? What's good?
What's good, man? Good, man. How are you a Colts fan in Jacksonville?
Well, long story short, I thought my father was a Colts fan when I started picking up sports. And it turns out he was a thank fan the whole time.
So I was. I was robbed at really Picking my own team, and I kind of got stuck with the Colts. But we were at a time where we were good. I didn't mind it. You know, we were chilling, but now this is a dark period.
It's a dark era. Brother, I got to tell you, you have raised more questions than you've answered. I'm just, I'm more confused than I was when we met. I tell you all the time, man, it is rough here because you know these Jaguars fans are not kind either.
So. They don't win either. You got a Super Bowl, man. Shining out in front of them. That's a good hit.
All right, Maswell. You're a Coach fan in Jacksonville, and you're going up against the Baltimore Ravens in week one at home. How you feeling? That's L. That's an L.
Just no thought, no nothing. I love him.
Now you are going to Kansas City. Going to Kansas City. And I don't even matter if it's Patrick from our homes or Justin Fields. That's an LC. Come on, is Daniel Jones back in your scenarios here?
And that's what I'm saying. I don't even. We hear Anthony Richardson trying to come back into the fold. We don't even give our. Our uh, well, what's the young dude that we drafted?
We ain't gonna give him a chance, I guess, because like we throw all these bucks at Daniel Jones. We don't even know what he's gonna come back like.
So, I'm going with whoever's at quarterback. Honestly, I didn't even look at our schedule. I'm just as dudes to me.
So, I'm glad we're doing that. I'm two at home against the Houston Texans.
Okay. Yeah. All right, at home against the Washington Football Club. In London. Fantastic.
I love this for you. All right, at Pittsburgh. Dan Rogers gonna Throw back the hands of time. That's four touchdowns for him.
So that's another L.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now, what about at home against the Tennessee Titans?
Alright, now we be tackling up. Yeah. We might split. I'ma give us This one, I'm gonna take this one. I'm gonna take this one.
One in five got the first dub of the year. I love that. What about at Minnesota? Napa.
Okay, back to live.
Alright. Uh now.
Okay, okay. At Jacksonville. Personal. Oh, we haven't won here in a long time, bro. I go to every single Jaguar Colts game.
I leave disappointed every single time.
So that's. That's unfortunate because throw up another album.
Okay. Now, against at home, against TJ's Dallas Cowboys. For whatever reason, I feel like we gonna we gon' Show some life. We're going to make it a little bit tough for them. But That's a that's a L2.
Yeah. Sure you write. Sure, you right. At home against the Miami Dolphins, man, what you got? I'm gonna leak words back there.
sure why they paid him all that money. He gonna go like a a all-time QB.
So that's that's a that's another L drap.
Okay, now we got ourselves a prime time game, Thursday night football at Houston. Yeah. Yeah. They gave us a part of our parts of Houston, I guess. But no, that's the other two.
At at home against the Giants? Yeah, we're at 1 in 10 against the Giants. How we feel Jackson Dart because he shook hands with the, you know. What do you know? Just for that, just for that, I'm gonna say we're gonna beat them.
They back on track. They back on track. They get a little rest before they head over to Philadelphia. Against the Eagles, how you feelin'?
So Kicked in the knees. We backed down. We backed down later. That down lurk, so that's an L. All right.
Now, you're going up against the Tennessee Titans in Tennessee as you come in 2-11. How are you feeling? All right, they got that one. I'm going to give them that one. We took one from them early.
They probably going to want their lick back, so I'm going to give them that one.
Okay, that's two and twelve. All right, now versus the Cincinnati Bengals at home day after Christmas or 27th. Yeah. Yeah. Hell.
I thought our season, I heard we had an easy thing. I thought we had an easy schedule. This does not sound easy.
Well, now you're going you're going to Cleveland in Cleveland to start off the year January 3rd. You are 2 and 13. Brand new year, Shay. Maybe we can turn it around. Shadur, I think Shadur is going to take the reins at that point.
I think they unfortunately seem like Deshaun Watson one. be leading the charge at first, but I'm pretty sure Shadora take over by the end. Dang, I'm not confident. That's a good defense, though. Hell.
Okay, the two and 14 Colts. For my man who lives in Jacksonville and is a Colts fan. What about this last game against the Jacksonville Jaguars in Indy? Nah, that's an LC. Don't go home real happy.
So that's cool. Hey, that's fine. As long as we get. Get a straight draft pick and with some direction. I don't even know.
We have, I don't even know what our draft pick's looking like, honestly.
So I can't even really. be excited.
So I'm just excited for football, y'all, as you can tell. Ramon, I hope you're a fan of my nephew Arch Manning because with this record, he's going to be on your squad, no doubt. Oh, my fingers are crossed. But like I said, we we don't treat quarterbacks very well here.
So hopefully we'll have everything lined up for him to have a graceful entrance. Into the new era, but I would love to see that. You know, I would love to see that. Man, hey, much power to you, brother. Maybe it's for the draft, but man, that was a fun one.
Man, that was amazing. Ramon don't got no faith in it. Good days, Ramon. Yeah, man.
Hey. Wow. We are going to take what I think is going to be our last break. This is it. Right off to the sunset, man.
Yeah. Say goodbye. Yeah, so. Fun week. Good job, Shane.
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