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I would rather see Rodgers out there than roll out Will Howard and see, can he be the next Bo Nix? The Rich Eisen Show. The Steelers are not winning the Super Bowl this year. Earlier on the show, NFL Network insider Tom Pellisero. PGA Tour CEO Brian Rolaff.
Coming up. Host and comedian Jay Farrow. And now, it's Rich Eisen. The show is on the air. Brian Rolop just left, and he invited all of us to the waste management, and the answer was yes.
Done. Have you ever been to one? No, I've been outside of one.
Okay.
Okay.
And the reason why it was always at the same time as the Super Bowl. Right, right. Yeah. In Arizona. And we stayed in a hotel next door to it.
Oh, and there were many players from the waste management in our Hotel.
So I wa I went getting ready to go to the Media Day and Phil Mickelson's outside with his bag. Like it was wild. And the people around it, it was a big ass buzz, huge buzz. Yeah. And then people were buzzed.
More so, yeah. Yeah, so you just got an invite to Waste Management.
Well, I think the good thing is it's normally Super Bowl weekend, but it sounds like with the new PGA Tour schedule, it's not going to start until after the football season's over. I think we'll be able to kill this. I can't wait to see what he's cooking up. It's going to be awesome. You know?
I think him getting involved and becoming the CEO is probably the best thing that's happened to the game in a while.
So, unplus you got to meet him in person. Personally, again, I've been in negotiations with the man. You don't want to do that. That's why I want to, you know, you don't want to. If you're on the live tour, um And you heard his response: like, hey, we don't have to deal with this right now.
They're still on, they're still on their tour at least 2026. I don't know what the money situation is there. Yeah. You know? He was like Unfrozen Caveman CEO right there.
Like, it was. A million percent. Not on my inbox. It's also like today's price is not yesterday's price. That's what it was.
That's what he basically said. Yeah. Yeah. The program that Brooks Kepka came back is not going to be the same. Great chat with him.
Our next chat will be radically different. Jay Farrow. Will be joining us longtime SNL. What if Jay Farrow does a Brian Rollap and we just run back the conversation? The new episodes of The Quiz with Balls.
Airing Monday on Fox at 9 Eastern Time.
So they're going to be in the middle of the season three. I don't know. We'll talk to we'll talk to Jay. When he joins us shortly. Spherical object.
I said dupe. There we go. That's a dupe. He's joining us. Shortly.
Don't miss it. We need to go back on the Choice Show, fellas. Let's go to Sam. By the way, when I was at that when I was at listen, when I was at that Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Netflix is a joke evening on Monday night. Um And um Somebody in the In the audience, as I was walking around prior to the event, it started a little late.
He says to me, Boy, you guys got robbed in Family Feud. Oh, really? Robbed, huh? Wow. And I'm like, I appreciate you saying that.
We got Del Tufo. We can't just lay it on not our finest work. Not our finest work. I played great. We know you played great.
I was one for one. Sam and San Antonio, you're on the Rich Asset Show. That's line one, everyone. What's up, Sam? Rich, okay, I got through.
Hey, man, what's up? Yeah, man. Hey, I heard TJ Jesperson's there, and Brockman, and then maybe even a little Jay Felly.
Sounds like Sam's about to drink a white Russian and go bowling on Shabbos right now. Can't wait. Sam Lebowski in San Antonio.
Okay, what's going on, Sam? I did want to ask you, Rich, you know, I'm down here in San Antonio, and I can't even watch my Spurs tonight because of all these streaming services. Your thoughts on what's going on with all this kind of stuff?
Well, Sam, listen, obviously, you're sitting next to Transistor Radio on Monday night. Sam, I hear you, man, and I understand, you know, times are also very tough for people.
So to. Go and get a streaming service is an ask. But we're very biased because we're on the air over the last few years because of streaming services. We go from Peacock to the Roku channel, which is on a service that is basically an aggregator of streamers of the first variety. And now we're on Disney Plus and the ESPN app.
You know, Brian Rolap just left. The issue that unlocked a lot of conversations between me and the NFL to get this show up and running was the NFL had an app called NFL Now. You remember that? Yep. And that's how this show was born.
So with DirecTV, so I I don't have an answer for you. Other than to say, you know, stay tuned to the show. We'll tell you what's going down if you need to know. But I'm sorry to hear that. You know what I mean?
Yeah, no, it's uh I was just wondering, do you think that that's just kind of going to be the new norm where we have to have all these different services? Yeah, I don't although the NFL, you know, there was an article in the Wall Street Journal about how, you know, I'll be honest and thanks for the call, Rupert Murdoch is making the NFL's life difficult by going to the President and saying, you know, we're We're getting held up by the NFL. Yada yada yada. There's some investigations going into the NFL's you know. Uh Antitrust exemption.
You know, it's crazy what's going on in our world right now, but The reason why I bring all of this up. is Eighty seven percent of the NFL games are on broadcast television. And I think it will always be. uh a majority like that. But in terms of the streaming services, I in terms of what a fan if you do get it.
Um, I I do like the Amazon, um Studio show. Me too. You know, there's more variety of the studio shows as well. I like Jamal Crawford calling games, right? I dig that.
And then there's still some familiar voices. I mean, Iron Eagle was at the mic last night with Stan Van Gundy. On Amazon.
So, but I understand, you know, times are tough and people aren't going to spend the money to watch sports. 844-204-Rich is the number to dial here on the program. I have a top five. Yeah, man. Thank you.
Very good. I appreciate it. I have a top five. Sam. Five?
Yes. Five. Yep. Yep. One, two, three, four, five.
Top five most impactful offseason additions in the National Football League. Oh, okay. You know, by uh you traded for them, you drafted them. You picked them up by free agency. Top five most impactful offseason additions to date presented by Hyundai hit it.
High five. One, two, three, four, and five. Richest top five. All right, my top five most impactful offseason additions in the NFL to this very point, presented by Hyundai, number five on the list. I still cannot believe he's a San Francisco 49er.
Mike Evans is number five if he stays healthy, which is always a big if. Um I don't think anybody's kind of realizing the impact he's going to have on San Francisco and also the fact that he's not on Tampa. That also affects potentially two teams here. Yep. So that's impactful if you're affecting two teams that have division hopes and Super Bowl hopes.
Um Mike Evans uh leaving Tampa. What How do they fill that void? And last year, even with the injuries, again, he almost had a thousand-yard season anyway. Again. Future Hall of Famer Mike Evans is a San Francisco 49er, man.
So that's number five on the list. Number four on the list. This team has not had a thousand-yard rusher since Kareem Hunt was a rookie. Patrick Mahomes is going to have Kenneth Walker the third. I don't know.
how they're planning on using them. Will they feed him? Are they going to feed him and basically say, How about 20 carries from one running back for the Kansas City Chiefs? How about that? It feels like that.
How about we try that on for size? How about we give Mahomes a little bit more of a play action game? Right. Especially if Mahomes is coming back from a pretty serious knee injury. You know what I'm saying?
Take the load off. What will this look like? I like it. I think it will be impactful. I think so.
Absolutely. And I can't wait to see what the Super Bowl. Isn't that amazing? That a. Former Super Bowl MVP, many times over, is going to be handing the ball to the current Super Bowl MVP.
Raining? Didn't you think? Right?
So I'm looking forward to that. I think that will be impactful. Number three on this list. What will Jalen Waddell look like in Denver? That's what I'm saying.
Are we gonna get more vertical here? We can get more, you know, air attack. Broncos team is nice, man. Good running game, solid running. What is this kid going to look like in Denver with Bonex throwing the ball and Cortland Sutton requiring attention?
The run game being stronger. I think Jalen Waddle being acquired by the Denver Broncos are sitting there going, you know what? We almost made the Super Bowl. If our quarterback was healthy, we would have made the Super Bowl, we believe.
Okay.
You believe. And I'm just saying the Denver Broncos, I'm putting myself in their shoes. And the 30th overall pick in the draft, we can get a nice receiver, but how does Jalen Waddell?
Sound, and we can handle it cat-wise because guess who's finally off the books? You know what I mean? Guess who's not costing us that much money on the books yet? Let's do it now. Let's do it now while we got the muscle.
Do it now. This is a good frank fantangeli for you. This is good. Jalen Waddell is three. Number two on this list, everybody's focused on the quarterback they took because he is not going to be impactful.
He is not going to impact their ability to win the Super Bowl this year. He is not going to help. The quarterback room in any other way. As a matter of fact, His presence there is going to cause the MVP quarterback to start saying: wait a minute, is there a clock ticking? Am I not going to be able to finish my career the way I want?
Am I reading this right?
Well, Matthew Stafford did get some help. Trend McDuffy is number two on this list. Trent McDuffie being added to the Los Angeles Rams secondary. What if this guy gives Jared Verse even a hair? Even a hair's worth of help and getting to the quarterback quicker.
What if he does that for the rest of the defense? What if he intercepts the ball and gives Matthew Stafford shorter fields? What if he does all of that? And in the same way that the Broncos were like, well, we made the championship game, and if this happened or that happened, we would have made the Super Bowl. The Rams are like, well.
But we're going to choose 29th overall. We're going to get a cornerback that we need there. We're probably not even going to get him at 13.
So let's just go get Trent McDuffie. Let's figure out how to figure out this problem with the best of the best. Trent McDuffie's too. Number one, the most impactful off-season edition? Is the Las Vegas Raiders Reachquiring Max Crosby.
For real? After a one-day layer over in Baltimore. Oh, yeah, it's for real. I mean, listen. Because I'm not saying how this impacts.
the Raiders right now. I'm saying this. is so impactful that we might not have seen the end of it just yet. This is now a um Asleep. This story is asleep right now.
We're all assuming this thing's over. He's going to be a Raider. Maybe that's not the case. If he is a Raider. How does it impact the Raiders this year and forevermore?
Okay.
And the fact that he was off the books. For even a split day, Gave him the idea, you know what? Let's go get Tyler Linderbell for all that money. And then he comes back. And thankfully they had the cap space to have them back.
And that Tyler Wynn-Flinderbaum acquisition might have been what caused the Ravens to go, wait a minute.
Okay.
Do we really want to do this? Because we just lost our center.
So it might still be so damn impactful that we haven't seen the end of it yet. Or impactful even next year. When the new league year opens up and the Ravens are calling around, and people are like, Yeah, new phone, who'd hiss? Because your finger is always gonna be on the chess piece until things happen. Yeah.
I don't know how this is going to be impactful even next March. And it's also is the story of the new league year. And the offseason, the date. Naming a bigger story than what happened with Max Crosby.
So that's number one. It was impactful in the headlines and clicks and everything else in conversation. You think we need one more? Why not?
Alright, we'll get one more. All right. As you've noticed, I haven't chosen a draft choice yet. I haven't chosen.
Well, because we just don't know how impactful that person's going to be. until you start thinking about how the guy played in college. In the big tent. And how the guy played in college at the Big Ten, and how he's going to fit into the system that really could use him as well, right? and you're sitting there and you're thinking, You know what, I'm not gonna go.
Top 10 picks, because that's easy. Those are pretty mostly impactful. I'm going to go right in the middle of the draft. I'm gonna go a little bit higher than the middle of the draft. Right there after the top turn.
And I'm going to say. The most impactful off-season edition, one more. From the draft, And a Big Ten. Is Venger you want it? I'm not gonna quit this kick.
You love him. I'm not gonna quit him. He's officially adopted, Chris. I'm not gonna quit him. I'm telling y'all.
I believe you. Just running the Okie Tokyo. I want you to think I was thinking Caleb Downs for a second.
Well, I knew that was too good to be.
Now, Venga Ioani. I'm wondering what your angle is here. What do you mean, what's my angle? I'm zigging when everyone else is zigging it. I think we've gone a single day since the draft that you haven't brought this dude up.
Wait till I'm right.
Okay.
Wait till I'm right.
Okay.
That's going to happen. And I like talking about right guards. And I cannot lie. You do. I like right guards, and I cannot lie.
Excellent. I'm the Sir Mixalot of NFL Conversation. Oh, my goodness. Your posse's on Broadway? He does not have any ways.
He does not. He does not. Yeah, I'm sure he's got the original. Sir Mixalot line. Listen, put them on the glass.
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Rich, I mean, look, he was the 14th pick in the draft. I think it's safe to say that he's going to be something. Yeah, and he will be Penn State guy, I mean, outstanding. The most important part. Outstanding, and the coach is going to run the ball.
Oh okay. And he's got someone who can run it behind him. And he's got a quarterback. when healthy is going to run it too. And this guy's going to lead the way.
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James Farrow, Quiz with Balls airs Mondays, 9 p.m. Eastern on Fox. Our radio audiences return coast to coast live on our Disney Plus and ESPN feed. They're like, and they heard quiz with balls. They're like, yo, is this still Disney?
What is going on?
Well, it's the balls are natural. Yeah, the round items that PG-13 in that sense. Yeah, it's not like it's not the quiz with balls are hanging or anything like that.
Well, we're hanging with you. Yeah, hanging with me. You see? All right. I like how you did that, Rich.
I like that. You're very quick. My publicist is staring holes in my head right now. I know that. Me too.
I feel like I'm being judged. Hey, man, I'm not judging you, Rich, man. This is Disney, brother. This is your third time being here, and I love it. And we'll get to some of that fun in a second.
But you sat down. We're talking about last night's Lakers, Oklahoma City thug.
So you're a Laker fan, correct? I'm a Laker fan, man. You know what? I just think it is, I mean, of course, it's historic and monumental.
Something that's never been done with a son and a father playing together in the playoffs. That's never happened.
So that's why I'm rooting for LeBron. And also, but I'm rooting for, I mean, I want the Knicks to make it pass to at least get to the finals, you know, because I think they're a good team too. But what LeBron has done, he's been playing ever since I was in high school. And to see him play with Bronny, man, it's just, it's monumental. You're throwing alley oops to your son.
You're throwing alley oops to your sperm that grew up. You know what I mean? That's crazy, bro. And look at he's getting, he looks like he's getting better. The dog is coming out.
I mean, I guess, I don't know, maybe LeBron is LeBron is giving him some space jam juice or something. You know, maybe, oh no, maybe Bronny got the basketball. He touched it. Or Michael Seekers set with him. Microsecret stuff, and then he had to sit.
He's drinking that secret stuff, man. He's gotta be. LeBron definitely is, man. He's what, 41? He's still playing like he's 30 and 29.
He gets pumped up with vitamins. That's what happens with him. He got the ninja turtle ooze. All he got a whole bunch of that, and he takes it, man. I love LeBron and shout out to him as a person as well.
Because every time I see this dude, no matter where he's at, he always comes up and he says, What's up? What's up, Jay? What's up, right? Yeah, I'm not even lying. I think the last time I saw him was years ago.
It was at the Mayweather Conor McGregor fight. And I'm there with my father and I'm there with my cousin. And my cousin, you know, my cousin, you know, he remembered me from being the fat little chunky kid who wasn't on television. You know, my dad, of course, hey, this is my son. He'll tell everybody, but LeBron sees us and he walks, he walks straight through.
Everybody's like, yo, what's up, Jay? And my cousin was like, that was LeBron. I was like, yeah, I'm Jay Farrell. Come on. Your cousin has done stuff, bro.
But he's just such a good dude, man.
So hopefully tomorrow they'll win because, man, I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's like, it ain't like wrestling. People saying things, oh, in the NBA, like wrestling, they already got it played out. I don't think that's true. Yeah, I don't think that's true. No, I don't think so either.
I mean, and you know, I'm from New York City, so I'm hoping the Knicks go and win the whole damn thing. You're hoping they win the whole thing? I do, because, you know, Knicks fans, I don't know how they'd be able to handle it if they don't. Because every single win, it looks like they're going to throw a ticker tape parade and climb a light pole. Every win, they're synonymous to Eagles fans.
It's crazy. I'm saying you guys, it's a playoff game. It ain't the finals. Y'all over there having Madi Gras getting drunk, grabbing people. I'm like, yo, what is this?
You people, yo, yo, son. I hope they go to. I hope they go to the finals. And if they, hey, I hope it's Lakers and Knicks. That's what I want.
Yeah, you know what I mean? By the way, so does the NBA. Because it's wrestling, right? You know what? No, I know I just cycled back on what I just said, and I'm contradicting myself.
I understand that. Quiz with Balls airing Mondays at 9 p.m. Eastern on Fox Cancer. Say that enough. Hey, man.
How are you enjoying it? Look, I love it. And I love the fact it's my grandmother's favorite show. She sees me. Get the close-up.
Get the close-up. She sees me. She's just like, she's like, baby, I love the show with the balls. I was like, that's kind of weird. Me hearing you say balls.
But I'm glad you like it. But don't say that in church because they might think something. I tell everybody that's my grand with the balls. Yeah, he be ballsing them up. I was like, she just goes off.
I want my family to come on next season. And if you want to come on, Rich, the way that we're set it up now, we have expanded.
So it's not just family members anymore. You can actually do friends. How about us? All of the crew can come.
So it could be like Rich Eisen versus the Rich Eisen squad versus, I don't know, versus the first take squad. We could do that. We'll take on Stephen A anytime. Certainly if he's going to bring Skip now, who is back on the program? I saw that.
I saw that. I saw he was back on the program, and I saw he had LeBron anti-LeBron rhetoric. Oh, they ran the greatest hits today. LeBron Slander being ninth on the top, his all-time NBA players players. Ninth on the top 10 all-time NBA players.
He said, LeBron LeBric, his lips always get. You know, every time you every time you see Skippy Law Breck. He does that. He does that. I don't know why.
It's like he needs some Botox to get that Botox up in there. You know what I'm saying? You said too late? No, come on, man. Skip Bayless is 450.
He can get some Botox. I'm joking. You know, hey, Skip, man, you know I'm joking, man. I'm just, I'm just, I'm no mean that. I know you ain't 480.
I know you're 365. You know, we're not going to do that. They played some of the greatest hits, too. The Tim Tebow was brought up. And then they also did a good job of bringing back some of his really bad takes from years ago.
What happened? What happened to Tim Tebow? Where is he? Oh, he's on the he's he does TV. He does TV.
Yeah, and he's still a very philanthropic individual. Philanthropic. Yes, he is, all that. That's cool. Tebow's doing all that stuff.
I would expect it by now he would have started a church or something. I think he still does. I think he's doing all of that. You know what? Hey, man, God bless him, man.
God bless him, man. Him and Kylie Kappen, they can team up. They don't be playing. Maybe he had them on the quiz with balls. Oh, and put Grant Hill up there too with him.
Sure, I think that would be just 100%.
Now, we did Family Feud versus the Dan Patrick show. Damn, we got one. Wiped out. Damn Patrick killed? And we were talking just the other day that we need a redemption story.
Yeah. So maybe both of y'all could, yeah, I would love. Yo. All right, Fox, Sept Dan. Can I do that?
Can I do that? All right, I know this is Disney. Hey, Fox, set it up, man. The Dan Patrick crew versus the Rich Eisen crew in the quiz with balls season four. Let's go.
Well, somebody's going to go in the water. Right. And we'll see who has got more quiz or more balls. Yeah. Well, with the age, I'm sure there's a lot of hanging.
You know, it just happens naturally. You know what I mean? As you get older, stuff happens, man. They dip. It's like a roller coaster.
They get on the roller coaster. They swoop. They swoop, man. I'm over 35. I know what this is, okay?
All right. It's happening to me, too. You're not alone. You seem like you have something to say over there. No, no, no.
He wants to tell us about the quiz in his pants. That's what he wants to tell us about. That's a gentleman. Water? There's water?
Okay.
Oh, do I need some water? That's what you asked? No, no. No, okay, okay. We have some.
Some usual fun that we do with you. You're kind enough here to be prompted with some of your outstanding voices and things like that, if you don't mind. Absolutely. And we've got some names for you and some setups that you have no idea that's coming up. Oh, so I know you're great at this, Jay Ferris, if you don't mind.
Oh, Rich. I don't know, Rich. Oh, oh, daddy. Oh, I don't know. Maybe.
Okay.
So, first up, Kevin Hart, are you nervous about this weekend's roast? Listen, first of all, there's nothing that you can say to me that I haven't said to myself in the mirror. Swear to God, listen.
Somebody told me my blood type was munchkin. I said, okay, fair, cool. Tell you why. Tell you why. Because I'm a little dude.
I've been little. Know I'm going to live now? I can live in somebody's testicles. Sweat a guy. I can.
Bam. Can I say that? Damn. You might have to bleep that out. Swear.
I can live in a ball. Matter of fact, I can live in a hamster ball. There we go. That's a little more PG-13. Scratch the other one.
Put this one on. Let's run it back. Let's do it again. Swear. To God, that's what it is.
Not worried about anything somebody got to say because bow, bow, bow, gunshot sounds. Yeah. All right. Next one: Dwayne The Rock Johnson. What do you have planned?
For the Kevin Hart. Yeah, as well. Yeah. Well, you know, Kevin is, yeah. Kevin, actually, Kevin has a job coming up as the cross of my neck, you know.
Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart is little. I don't know. Listen. Listen, Jabroni.
When the Rockets trying to pick out a hamster, he's trying to figure out which one he should pick. This one, that one. Or he can just go with the old one, Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart is the oldest hamster in the world. Hamsters normally live two years.
Somehow, Kevin has accentuated his life past the lifespan, and he's 42.
So, yeah, he's an immortal gerbil. There we go. Immortal gerbil. That would be a great fantasy. Write that down for our fantasy today.
Immortal gerbil. I don't know if you're aware. Stephen A. Smith, but it's National Coconut Cream Pie Day. Do you have any particular take on uh coconut cream pie?
On this national day, Stephen A. Smith.
Now, first of all, let's let's just break it down. Let's break it down. Coconut cream pie, coconut cream pie is not as good as lemon Lorraine. Lemon Lorraine pie is the best. Oh, yeah.
If you ask The Rock, he'll tell you another pie. And you got to watch the show for that. But you know, I'm not going to get you all in trouble, you know, because this is Disney, of course. You know, you know what I'm trying to go, but you know, we don't have to say it. But everybody knows the best pie is Stephen A.
Smith's apple pie. Why? Because I know how to bake. I bake a lot of things. And I'm telling you right now, if we're talking about bake-offs, I'm the best baker ever created.
And I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to tell you why. You want to know why? Ask me why. Ask me why, Rich, because I got a black grandmother.
That's why. And when you're dealing with a black woman, a black woman does not just put her soul into the food, she puts her whole foot in it, like OnlyFans. I don't know where that came from. That's fantastic. As someone who does have a black grandma, you can attest to that.
You can concur. Concur. Hey, all the way down to the OnlyFans reference. Not that part. Hey, man, there be gifts up there, too.
Y'all playing. You just got to get the genre. I don't go up there. I don't know, but I've been told they send me the progress reports. This is why we do this, Jay Farrell.
Two more for you. I really don't, but I'm going to clarify. I really don't go up there. I'm just, I'll be honest, let y'all know. That's not my thing.
But go ahead, Rich. Two more for you. The conversation in the NBA is all about flopping, and I wonder what Jason Statum thinks about flopping. Yeah. You know a lot of flopping has happened.
There's a lot of people flopping in the NBA. But the worst flop I've ever seen came from Shaq. Years ago, he fell on the floor and he did this. I said, you know, that's a guy right there who's an actor, because there's no way your big seven-foot self could actually flop like that and actually be hurt. Nothing can hurt you.
You are King Kong. There you go. I would think Shaq's biggest flop was Kazam. Oh, wow. You see, hey, man, look, dude.
Well, he wants to be roasted.
So I just gave him a little roast right there. Shaq loves to be roasted. He don't care. I don't care about anything that's happening. I'm going to tell you why.
Because I got a whole bunch of businesses. I got businesses that you don't even know about. The one that I don't like that much, Papa John's. Should have never done it. But I'm going to tell you this.
I got all these businesses, and I'll always be employed. Ask me why, Rich. Ask me why. Why, Shaq? Because I've never been on Epstein Island.
That's why. Bow! Bow, bow! Oh, take that, kid blood users. All right, there we go.
Yeah, man. Yeah, I'm not canceled. You can't cancel. What are you going to do? You're going to cancel me at a comedy club?
Come on, man. You know what's crazy to me, Rich? What people say to me, Jay Ferrell has sold his soul. I said, people say several times. Look at the comments.
Jay Ferrell sold his soul to get where he's at. I said, Do you think if I sold my soul, I would be performing at comedy clubs? Come on, son. I got a nice backside. I would be at stadiums right now, son.
I'd be Joe coy and fluffy. That's what I would be. Is this an appropriate time for me to say you can get tickets to see you at jfarrellworld.com? It is. That's a great transition.
Yep, that's a great transition right there. Show dates all throughout the rest of this month. And hey, I've got one last one for you. You decide whatever you want to do.
Okay.
I kind of did this with you the last time when. Uh when Joe Burrow and uh Justin Jefferson walked the uh Walk the runway in Paris. Remember, Joe didn't have a batch at the Met Gala photos if you want to just. Comment on it however you wish. Yeah, let's see.
First up, we have Russell Wilson. On Siara at the Met Gala. Just go for it with any way you want. It's you, Jay.
Well, I know that look before. I've seen this look many times, Rich. I'm going to tell you what I've seen this look at. Both of them look like they came straight out of coming to America. Yes, she's your queen to be perfect.
Desire. Yes, yes, yes. Look at that. Clap, Sierra. Yeah, that's right.
She looks amazing. And look at Russell Wilson. You know, you know what crazy about Brussels Wilson? I'll tell you something crazy about Bristol. You know what crazy about Bristol Wilson?
Russell Wilson, Russell Wilson still looks 23 years old. He's got his hairline all together, and that is not, that is, that is, that is what they call historic. He got a historical hairline. Yes, he ain't got no just for me, none of that in there. He don't use the powders and the fibers.
You know, you use the powders and the fibers, you need to be seasoning up your hair. He ain't got to season his head. It's all natural. That's right. It's all natural.
That's right. Yes, yes, yes. Steph Curry, pop up Steph Curry and his lovely wife. Oh, yeah, we can't. Oh, okay.
I ain't gonna say too much about no damn Steph Curry. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you why I ain't gonna say too much about Steph Curry. Because Steph Curry, you know what I'm saying? I was hoping that the Steph Curry, you know what I was hoping?
I was hoping that the Steph Curry and all of the Warriors, I was hoping that they was going to war their way into the finals, but they couldn't do it. They couldn't do it. You know why? Steph Curry has the face of a 26-year-old. And that's right.
When it comes to Draymond Green, he got the lip of a 74-year-old and he got the beard of a 98-year-old man. I know you be putting that die up in there. I be seeing that there. You got a whole, there's a whole bunch of salt and pepper in there. Every time I see, every time I see your beard, I'd be like seasoning.
There'd be a whole bunch of seasoning up in there. But she looked good. If she was single, which she would never be, because he ain't going to let that happen. You know what I'm saying? But I'm telling you, if she talks like that about you, maybe she for the streets.
Well, she, listen, man, these are all jokes, man. I ain't, you know, like I said, everybody. Rich, every, I gotta say it, everybody looked amazing. Everybody looked amazing. Um, you know, uh, shout out to uh, shout out to Dolce.
I don't know why I said that. She ain't had no shoes on. I'm just telling you this: you ain't wearing no shoes on potatoes for the men and like feet. We don't like that, you know what I'm saying? Because we don't like that.
You gotta have some shoes on, god dang it, because you know, if we put it in there and then we get that new, we get that new rat virus, we're gonna be mad. Wow, yeah, you don't want that. What's that called? The Hanta virus, the Hanta virus. You don't need that.
That sounds real sexy, don't it? Hanta? Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, give me that Hanta. You know what I mean?
But quiz with balls. The queers with balls with Jay Farrell. Yes. Hey, and I got a music project that's dropping, man. What do we got?
I got a music project called The Odyssey, man. The next single comes out. The first single dropped last month is called You Got Me. The next single that's coming out next week is called The Man. It drops on the 15th.
And the whole project drops June 12th, man. You know what I'm saying? I've The music and everything, man. Check me out, brother. Check you out.
Yo. JFarrowWorld.com for dates and tickets. And of course, season three, right in the middle of it right now, Quiz with Balls, airing Mondays at 9 p.m. Eastern on Fox, and the one released this week, Football Underdogs Real. Redemption.
I'm telling you, the redemption story around here.
Well, we'll show up. Hey, Rich! Yes, sir. I want to hear you say quiz with balls one more time. One more time, Rich.
Quiz with balls. Quiz with balls, Papa. Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm getting somebody pregnant. Eastern on Fox, everybody.
Jay Farrell, follow him on Instagram as well at Jay Farrell. Thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me, brother. Anytime. Anytime.
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Funny show. Funny show. Funny show. Funny, funny show. The latest episode of Women's Sports Now is out there for all.
Of you to take in on all the Disney platforms: the ESPN app, Disney Plus, Hulu. There's going to be some re-airs on ESPN2 and ESPN News throughout the weekend. Keep an eye on that. The interview that Susie and Colleen and Renee Montgomery conducted.
Well, Susie and Renee Montgomery spoke. with Stephanie White, the head coach of the Indiana Fever. Um and this is a which soundbite have we we chosen for this conversation, gents?
Okay, yep. Oh, Caitlin Clark, you know she's uh she plays for the Indiana Fever. She does. Oh. And the conversation that she's playing off the ball.
So, what are we just making sure she's better rested, not taking much of the rigor of bringing the ball up? Um And offense, cheap shots and things of that nature. Susie and Renee asked Stephanie White about that. I just think that the way that Caitlin gets played, it's unique. I mean, it's 94 feet.
It's all the time. And for us to be able to free her up a little bit, we play her off the ball. I mean, you see it in the NBA all the time.
Now, does that mean that she's not going to have the ball in her hands? No. Does that mean she's going to play off the ball every single possession? No. But when we have opportunities to be strategic about ways to ease the load on her body and quite frankly, on her mind and get her some easier opportunities on second, third side of the floor, we got to do that.
It's been known that every one of your games is nationally televised. And I'm curious from your point of view, does that add more pressure to the players that every night you're going to be critiqued at the highest level? Or is it like a motivator that every night you have a huge audience? I think it's not pressure. I mean, certainly, you know, it's a privilege to be able to be showcased every single night.
I mean, obviously, people want to watch our team. People want to continue to watch Caitlin. I think the thing that I love about it, and Renee, you know this. I mean, we've been around a long time in this game, and to see where this game went from, came from, where we couldn't get nationally televised games, to now every single game being on national television. It's an exciting time for us in the Indiana Fever.
It's an exciting time for the WNBA. It's one that we've waited so long for this opportunity.
So I look at it as an opportunity to continue to showcase the Indiana Fever and our team and the great players on our team every single night. That's right. And the entire interview, check it out on Women's Sports Now. There's also the YouTube channel, WSN on ESPN. Uh 6 p.m.
Eastern Thursdays every single week. Check it out. Uh Sherry DeVoe, the uh trainer for Golden Temple, also came on and and gave an interesting answer as to why Golden Temple is not running in the preakness. Um check that out. And of course.
You know, the double header, the tip-off of the WNBA season. Dallas at Indiana, Phoenix at Las Vegas. You can check it out on all the family of networks that you can count. Watch the Women's Sports Now program on Saturday.
Now, you could basically say this: of the last three. Women's college basketball seasons, right? Would you say. The most Um dynamic if not popular players Azy Fud. Pagebackers Caitlin Clark.
Correct. They're all in that first game. AZ Fud's premiere. Paige Becker's second season, Caitlin Clark coming off of that injury marge second campaign. Tune in to begin.
Uh the WNB season. Again, check out women's sports now. Fun stuff. Also, Susie mentioned me, name-checked me, and about. You're laughing already, Jay.
I saw an Instagram post. I couldn't listen to it because it was on there, but didn't I just saw a comment? Stephanie White's partner is.
Well, Raven Johnson mentioned how Stephanie White's partner is all that, right? Right. Uh at least assaults. Who we've known very well. And Susie says, Yeah, I get a lot of people saying, you know, Rich Eyes and like, how does he get a girl like you?
And she goes, Maybe it was all this hair. Yeah. I mean, yeah. It's all good. It's all for content.
Yeah, sure. Oh, we have breaking news. What do we got? Hit it, Jay. Oh, my goodness.
What happened? Oh, Cameron. Breaking. News, what happened, Rich? We got breaking NFL news.
Ian Rappaport reporting the Jets and running back Brees Hall. Have a long-term deal. Three-year $45.75 million extension. Awesome. $15 million per year done by Clutch Sports.
Listen, Nicole, you know, obviously, I would have hoped that. The entirety of that draft would be growing altogether. winning championships together. that it would be Sauce Gardner. And you know, Jermaine Johnson and Garrett Wilson and Brees Hall, all grown old together, along with Quentin Williams, who was drafted before then.
But. not meant to be, and if you're going to be holding on to players. Garrett Wilson and Brees Hall are not too shabby.
So I'm glad to hear about that. Just goes to show you. I'm sure Brees Hall is m the most happy.
Well, I'm for sure. It just goes to show you if you're signing transition or franchise tags, that doesn't mean that the conversation is over unless You're the Dallas Cowboys. And George Pickens. Kyle Pitts also had signed his franchise. There you go.
So maybe we're keeping an eye on all of that. Funny show. Fun show, everybody. Fun week. Great week.
Yeah. Hey. Really fun week. I agree. Yeah.
I agree. Ozzy Albies and the Fish was delightful. I re-watched all that yesterday. Delightful.
So funny. Absolutely delightful. I love on our Instagram post, his wife had the first comment. His wife? Really mad.
Yes, saying mad about not getting the first fish. The discus fish. I gave it to him. It's Olympic sport. And I was thinking javelin.
Are you?
Well, we'll talk about that to finish up this show on Disney Plus and the ESPN app. Craig Kilbourne is our guest on Monday. Lord Kilby. Lord Kilby will be in to talk. What he's hoping is a three games to one.
Timberwolves lead over the Spurs. We shall see. But that's on Monday's show. We're back to wrap up this Friday on Disney Plus in a sec. Thanks for listening to the Rich Eisen Show podcast.
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