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Now, on with the show. Live from San Francisco, home of Super Bowl 60. It's the Rich Eyes in Show. Earlier on the show. Pro Football Hall of Famer Deion Sanders.
Pro Football Hall of Famer Emmett Smith. Pro Football Hall of Famer Marshall Falk. Coming up. Emmy award-winning actor Keegan Michael Key. And now, it's Rich Eye Sense.
Our final hour of our three-day residency here in downtown San Francisco is on the air. Disney Plus, we're on the air on ESPN the app. And we also say hello to the ESPN2 cable audience joining us for our final hour here. And again, our final day of three days here at Super Bowl 60. We are also on ESPN Radio and Sirius XM channel number 80.
Gentlemen, and I say that to everybody who has a microphone in front of them, raise your hand if you have a Super Bowl ad. On Sunday. Do you have a Super Bowl ad over there? Do you have a Super Bowl ad? No?
See? Do you have a Super Bowl ad? Keegan Michael P is. Yes. Oh, yes.
As a matter of fact. Yeah, but as a matter of fact, I do. I have a Super Bowl ad that is going to be airing on Sunday. Yes, you do. During the transmission of Super Bowl 60, right?
Here in gorgeous Northern California, Santa Clara, to be exact. But we're in San Francisco right now. We are. Can I say this right now? Yes, Keegan Michael.
The weather right now in San Francisco. Two syllables. Per. Fact. It's awesome.
It's gorgeous. All week it's been that way. Gorgeous. And the city's been looking great. City.
Food's amazing. Personality. Fans are amazing. Look at all these Niner fans. We're here hanging out.
And look, very supportive, but also very. It's just calm. There's a nice calm vibe. This is super supportive. It might also be that the occasional waft walking in the middle.
Just occasional waft, yes. By the way, the occasional contact. That would make a great name of a house band here. The waft. Occasional Waft.
Welcome to the Barn Grill. We're the Waft. Here to play your greatest hits from the 80s and 90s. That is one of my favorite moments. Or our favorite radio stations.
Right. KSTW, we're the WAFT. Easy listening all day. W-A-F. W-A-F-T.
M-T-A-F T. W-A. M-T. The WAFT. We could keep going.
We could keep going. We could keep going. It's just like, geez, it's good. You got to just talk about the commercial. State Farm.
State Farm, yes.
Okay, so Stop Living on a Prayer TBC is basically what it's called, right? That's right. To becoming on what it is. To be coming, to be determined.
Well, it's definitely determined. It's going to happen.
Okay, very good. But it is going to happen.
So, yeah, so we're doing this commercial. First of all, I'm very thrilled to be working with a really iconic brand like State Farm that has, for years now, been making really consistently funny, iconic ads. Jake from State Farm is another piece of iconography that's existed in the last half decade of our lives. We all know Jake from State Farm. But it's really fun.
Me and Danny McBride, if everybody loves Danny McBride. Danny McBride, who's amazing, we're playing these two insurance agents who work for Halfway Insurance. And everything they do at work is part of the titular title.
So everything's a half measure, a half solution. They're horrible at their jobs. And it's a lot of fun. We're having so much fun. And it really just kind of goes to show that the motto, which I love, is having insurance is not the same as having state farm.
And so we hope that when people watch the ad, that the big thing is going to be like, oh, okay, now I got to think about my insurance company. Do I have the coverage that I need? Or should I switch to state farm? There you go. And, or you could stay with this insurance company, and then you could possibly be living on a prayer.
Ladies and gentlemen. Just like the song, the iconic song, Living on a Prayer, that great 80s anthem.
So, anyway, it is very exciting. And I really, I'm looking forward to everybody seeing it. Bayle Steinfeld is in it. Catsey is in it, isn't it? Cat's eye is in it.
So it's a multi-generational spot. It's for people, you know, young people, people my age who have kids that they got to keep on their insurance. I mean, it should appeal to everyone, and we're really thrilled about it.
Well, it does. My oldest son, my 17-year-old son, Xander, he's so excited about Cat's Eye being in the Super Bowl commercial. He's been talking about it. Is he really? I kid you not.
Oh, he's 17? He's 17. He loves Cat's Eye. Can't get enough of it. Can't get enough of them.
No, I know. I mean, they're a global girl band. They're really, they have quite a reach. They're really impressive. They have reached my oldest son, that is for sure.
That is for sure. And this commercial's on in the first quarter? My understanding is in the first quarter, yes.
So it's very, very, we're very pleased with the placement as well. You should be. You absolutely should be. I told this story, I forget to whom the other day, but the very first NFL network commercial ever. We were so excited.
It was right after halftime of the Patriots Carolina Panthers Super Bowl. We were all around a television. We all found a TV set inside the stadium in Houston. We were huddled around it. We were so excited to see it.
And then everybody was like, what did Justin Timberlake just do? Oh, that's wonderful. He just grabbed it. Did that just happen? Did that just happen?
Wardrobe malfunction. Let me just tell you, sir, my BlackBerry was going crazy. My Blackberry was going off. Oh, the old Blackberry. Blackberry.
It turned out to be the most, I'll keep going here. It turned out to be the most rewound moment in the history of TiVo. Oh, oh, Tiva. Oh my god, they were blooping back, you know, a couple of times. Nobody saw our commercial.
Not a single person. Nobody saw the commercial. Of course, of course.
So, first quarter, everybody's locked in. We're assuming it's going to be at least a tie, if not a one-score game, first quarter. Exactly. Everyone's locked in. America and the whole world is locked in.
And even the casual fan, I think, is usually still watching. Watching at that point in time. You know what I mean?
So very excited about the placement. And I love it. Please tell everybody how you're taking in the game, because I would take in the game the same way. I don't know about the entirety of the game, but our plan for the first quarter is to watch it by ourselves at home. That's it.
So there's no distractions. I just want to see it. Play out the, you know, this is going to happen. There's the coin flip. Here's the anthem.
Here's the first series. I just want to watch it in its natural state and watch the commercial. Then we can go off and carouse someplace. But I don't want to be sitting in a room and going, shh, shh, shh, shh, the commercial. You know what I mean?
You can't do that. You can't do that. You just want to do that. You can't medically sealed in our living room, in front of our TV, watch the commercial, boom, and then we'll make our way forth. We will sally forth into the world.
That makes sense. You understand, if you're in a Super Bowl commercial. Oh, no, no, I'm not. There's no carousing. No.
I'm not going to someone else's house. There's no pre-carousals. No. No pre-carousals. I'm going to try to use as many 19th century words as I can today.
Sally Forth, carouse. That's amazing. What's going on with me? Before you have your daily constitution. Another FET.
Is there chicory in this coffee? Keegan Michael Key here on the Rich Eisen Show. State Farm again is the company that is smart enough and brilliant enough to put you in a commercial with some other very funny and talented people. We have not spoken about this because it happened after you left last time you were on the show. But how do I put this?
An actual NFL player. uh was flagged For triple pumping in the end zone this year, Rico Dowdle of the Carolina Panthers had the temerity to triple pump. And that had to blow your mind. That was another one of those strange moments where life is imitating art and vice versa, like the snake eating its own tail. But what he did the following week I thought was fantastic, where he went, he scored another touchdown.
Remember, he had that little streak there where he was the hottest back. He was. And he. He went and went for the pump and then faked, and then and then he no-pumped, which was great. But I love the fact that people, not everybody, obviously, but people, players, thought they went, but that's not the rules.
I'm like, no, no, those are made-up rules. We arbitrarily made up those rules for our sketch. Those have no bearing on the NFL rule book whatsoever. He's like, but I didn't, I didn't, but I didn't do the third. It's like, there's not real rules, buddy.
Not real rules. I, as you know, I geek out on the process of things like this. Oh, yeah. Back in the day, back in the day when you're coming up with this, how did this idea, the triple pump celebrate? This is another one of those sneak attack Jordan moments where I walked into the office.
Yes. And he just goes, read this. And I'm like, what? When did you write this?
Sometimes he just goes home and he's like, oh, I had this idea. And I can't remember who he saw do it, but he saw somebody get penalized. And then he wrote the sketch. And then the first person to do it was Lance Moore when he was playing, before he went to Pittsburgh, he was playing for New Orleans, the Saints. And he and Kenny Britt had planned the whole thing out.
Kenny Britt used his diaper as a flag, and they got penalized for doing, and nobody had ever seen it before. Then they did it, then Von Miller did it, and it was, it became this little epidemic. And then, you know, they changed an epidemic. Roger and everyone's like pulling their hair out, going, What are these guys doing? You know what I mean?
And so Jordan just had the idea to find a comedic game that would work. And he just made up this rule that you can't, that if you pump twice, it's okay. If you pump three times, it's obscene. Which I thought was brilliant. It was just brilliant.
And then the extra ad on top of it was for Jordan Peale to play the official for the second time you attempt to do it in the game to get down at pump level. He was at pump level with the whistle, getting ready, literally standing right in front of my crotch with the whistle, waiting to see if there was a third pump. And my character struggling because he wants to pump it. I want to pump it so bad. It was a ride.
And then we came up on the day, it wasn't in the script, we came up on the day with the pause, which was that if I pump twice and then pause, that's a reset. This is not a third pump. And the rough side, that's a third pump. I pump. And then he did the stupidest thing.
I said, I did two pumps, and then I did one pump, and they takes my hands, and he slapped them together. Yeah. As if somehow he controls my.
So silly. It's so silly.
So silly. And here's how silly it really is. is that You kind of in a way Prefaced or saw coming this whole concept of a third step. for a catch rule. You know what I mean?
Like, when is that third step taking place, that third pump, if you're going to stop at two? Yeah, yeah. How long of a pause does one need? What does the duration of the pause have to be? It's the football version of like the gather now.
I'm like, the NBA gather. This is just me watching NBA games. This is me. This is me watching any NBA game. Yeah.
Travel. Travel. Travel. Yes. Travel.
Step back travel. Six steps. Nine steps. Travel. This guy, oh, he's in a golf cart.
Travel. It's insane. Carrie, Carrie. Carry, Carrie. He just went.
What in the world? Anyway, different sport. We'll talk about that. That's great. Like that.
You can't. Travel. But so now if it was like this, you'd be the basketball player in the midst of like two steps getting ready to take your third step like this, and Jordan would be there standing right next in. Tweet and travel. Or not call it it.
Or just not call it. Or just let him just go. Uh Triple. I mean, it's insane. But we, God bless America.
It's all good now. Oh, my goodness. But when, yeah, when they started, when the epidemic happened, but Vaughn Miller, Von Miller, we had a really fun idea with Vaughn.
So, Vaughn. Vaughn did it. And then, you know, he had this charity in Denver to supply children with eyeglasses. And so we, um, and we've done it twice. Uh, I can't, I'm trying to think of the other person.
Oh, we did it with Rico, too. Yeah. Where their fine, we want to donate money in the amount of the fine to one of the charities. I saw you also put like a video together. Oh, yeah, yeah, we talked.
But you know, that's you know, that's my partner, Elle. She's the sure. She's the philanthropic one. She's the one. We should pay.
So I'm like, oh, that never occurred to me. What does that say about me? Never occurred to me. Yeah. But that's so funny.
Yeah. I just loved when that happened. I'm like, this is art imitating life, but just in the most absurd way. But you said, I didn't even remember. Kenny Britt was the first one.
Kenny Britt and Lance Moore. And Lance Moore was you, and Kenny Britt was. Lance Moore was me. Kenny Britt was Jordan. He pretended to blow the flag and he blow the whistle and throw the flag.
And then. Jordan got such a kick out of it. Lance Moore, we put Lance Moore in a Kean Peel sketch. Which one? Do you remember?
It was called the voting sketch where you would. You know where people could say you could bust people to a voting site? Yes. And so that we're we have. Jordan and I played these two characters called the Black Republicans.
And we were driving a bus. Yes. We had all the people in the back of the bus that were taken to a polling site, and we kept on going, oh, I don't understand. I keep getting lost. I can't figure out.
Am I supposed to take a left turn here?
So that we could never get the people to the polling site. And then Lance Moore was on the bus. He was like, I think we were supposed to take a right back there. He did a pretty good job. He did a pretty good job.
Hey. Fantastic.
So Stop Living On a Prayer is the name of the State Farm ad that's going to be airing in the first quarter. Oh, I've just been told it's right after the kickoff. Oh, so somebody just tell you that?
Somebody just got in my ear and told me it's the first pod after kickoff? Wait a minute. Can you imagine? The very first pod after the first series is played. Apparently, I have been told the first commercial, first time there's a commercial break.
We see the state farm spot in that pod called Stop Living on a Prayer. Dude. I mean, I couldn't ask for anything more. I know.
So, if it's anything like the divisional game for the Seahawks against the 49ers, that'll happen right after the kickoffs return for a touchdown. For a touchdown, right. Which would be even better. You'll be 13 seconds in, and then you may sally forward. And then we sally forward every time.
Yes. You could do a Super Bowl carousal. It can begin quick. Hey, Rashid Shaheed could get your day started. We could really get our day started.
And we'll go someplace else and have a bona fide hoot nanny. In fact, your commercial is going to be a real lollycooler. A real what? A lolly cooler. A lollycugel.
I've never even heard of it.
Well, I'll tell you, when we shot the commercial, it was a heck of a boondoggle. I love it. Are you looking upwards now? It's over here. We're watching all the pump videos while you're talking.
I just watched Kenny Brayton and Lance Morgan. Oh, you're watching them all. Oh, the other ones for later viewing if you want. Also, if you go on YouTube. Jordan and I also redid this bit again with Stephen Colbert.
So, if you check it on the Stephen Colbert show, write Stephen Colbert three pumps bit. We did it with Stephen Colbert, too, which was hilarious. Dude, man, you're the best. I'm so happy for, you know, to see you. We're thrilled.
I'm so, I'm just, we're really excited. I'm excited about the game. I'm excited about this opportunity. I'm excited that it's with State Farm. They're just a great company.
You want to take a swing at predicting Super Bowl 60? You want to take a swing at Super Trying? Punditry, sir? At Punditry.
Okay, so here's the thing. I'm My feeling from my research Is that That the Patriots' offensive line. And I will say, especially on the left-hand side. A little something to be desired. We're talking about a top-five defense in Seattle.
Yes. The Drake May. A bunch of turnovers in the last three games. You're not going to be able to do that again in this game. And win.
And win the game. It's going to be a close game. I believe the Seattle is going to win. They're going to win by. It's going to be close.
They're going to win by six. It's either going to be a field goal or a touchdown. I think it's going to be really close. But he can't, with that offense being as healthy as it is. I know Zach Charbonnet is not going to play.
That offense being as healthy as they are, they can't afford. The Patriots can't afford to make a mistake. I think that. I think that if Seattle gets any consistent amount of pressure, they're going to win this game by a touchdown. Right.
That's my... That's my prediction. What would you have done if the Lions were in this game and your commercials on in the first quarter? Oh! Ah!
Uh Question of the day. I would If here's the thing. If the Lions were playing, I think I would have missed the commercial. I would have to be. I'd have to be at the Super Bowl.
I'd have to be present. If I could find a TV, I'd go find it. But if the Lions were playing, see, they don't understand this in San Francisco. This is a championship city. They've got the Warriors and the 49s.
They don't understand the yearning. When these people, these people and people like in the Patriots, you people who have like a championship lineage, I don't ever want to hear it. When everyone's like, oh, we didn't make the plays, didn't make the plays. We've never been to a Super Bowl. Never been to a Super Bowl.
That's crazy. That's crazy. I have no sympathy with these people. I mean, Yes. Joe Montana was your quarterback.
And then Steve Young. And then Steve Young. Aboohoo. The first, the team that made America's team no longer be America's team. It's true.
Yeah. I would have to be at the game. If the Lions were in the Super Bowl, not only would they be in the game, they'd have to arrest me. I would be on the field. They'd be like, so you can't be on the field.
It's the Super Bowl. I'm like, you're going to have to arrest me. I'm going to eat the sod. I'm going to hug everybody, officials included. That's right.
I am sweating, just the thought. Of us going. You'd be Kevin Hart. Yeah. What's that?
I'd be Kevin Hart. I'd let them shackle me. I don't shackle me up. Here's how much I like San Francisco. Do you know how much it broke my heart?
I was weeping at the halftime of NFC Championship games ago. I was like, oh my God, we're going to win this. This is it. And then when that freaking ball bounced off, that kid's name was Kendall Vildore, bounced off his helmet and into Ayuk's hand. I almost walked home from the Evange Stadium.
I went, well, that's it. That's it.
We're done. There's no way we're winning now. Whatever that was, that's going to keep happening. And I wasn't even mad because I love, I'm a kid. I'm a kid of the 80s.
How do you not love the San Francisco 49ers? They're amazing. Jerry Rice is like, anyway. Anyway.
So you'd have been at the game. I got in the San Francisco field. I would have been on the game on the film eating sod. They would have shackled me up, put me in the paddy wagon. I don't care.
I'd have been like, the Lions are in the Super Bowl. That's all that would have mattered. But I would have missed the commercial. I think I tape the commercial. I'll watch it later.
Record it at home. Record it at home. We'll enjoy it later. But today, this is a different situation.
So, but I mean, you know, come on. I should. I get it. Come on. I get it.
It's just like, you know, I would watch the football game. Then I would pop on my skis and go to hell. I would go to hell to go ski or ice skate since it would be frozen over.
So No, you know that I said years ago. I think I told you guys once on the show, I said, look, in 2016, I said, look. If the Cubs can win the World Series. We can't, maybe not in my lifetime. We will win the Super Bowl.
If they can win the World Series, we will win the Super Bowl someday. Correct. Yeah. The Red Sox, too. Red Sox, too.
The curses have been broken. The curses have been broken. It'll happen. It'll happen. Right.
And I think it will too, but we definitely know for sure Jets aren't making it back. Oh, no. You know, sometimes I look, every year I kind of get interested. And I try to look, I try to quiz myself, and I'll go, okay, 2010. That's okay, Green Bay.
That was the year that the Saints beat the Colts. And I'll do that. I'll quiz myself, right? And then you'll look at the little pictures and stuff, and I'll go, one-time winners. And it'll show like, you know, the Bears.
And then you see the Jets in there, and you've completely forgotten that. That's right, yeah. You go, oh, wait, the Jets won a Super Bowl. That's right. 237 years ago.
We used to land men on the moon. We used to land men on the moon the same time the Jets won. That's when anything was possible. That's right. People were still marveling over color television.
Color television? Yes. Yes. The Brady bunch. Yeah, anyway.
Lions win the Super Bowl unlimited pumps, right? Unlimited pumps. Oh, yeah. Wait. I will go to New York and I will appeal myself to the commissioner.
You got to have unlimited pumps. RG, come on now. I mean, how can we nod? Unlimited punch. And the rep's like, uh Oh no, no.
Well, this kid's got real good core strength. 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, and 21. Good job. Where'd you get the pump? You do it on the pump.
You could just do it on the pump. It's fantastic. Oh no. Up, tough. I can't breathe.
Oh, my God. San Francisco, we have fun here on the Rich Eisen Show. Yes, we do. By the way, I think Unlimited Pumps opened up for occasional waft, which just also appeared here. We just got that occasional waft.
Did you guys hit in the waft over there? Kids.
Okay. All right. Suddenly, you're up for an early lunch. That's odd.
Okay. Yeah. And State Farm, check out this man's ad along with Haley Steinfeld and Danny McBride and Cat's Eye. It is Stop Living on a Prayer in that first pod of Super Bowl 60, baby. Amazing.
You're first pod pot. I'm a Pass Potter. You are. On a rounded Super Bowl, no less. First pod?
That's right. 60? Belichick's not a first one, but that's right. First pod Hall of Famer. Belichick's not a first pod guy.
Living right. Yeah. Woo. All right, take a break here and open it. Because somebody crack a window here on the rich us.
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Okay, it's a Friday, you know what that means. It's a Super Bowl XXI edition of What's More Likely presented by Pellow Windows and Doors. What? What's more likely? Never say never, but never.
All right, Christopher Brockman, the floor is yours. It's the big game time, baby. Here we got it. What do you got? We got 10, so let's rip through them every Friday.
Good to you guys. What's up, Chris? Hey, the Super Bowl is in a couple of days. Let's do it. Are we more likely to have a non-quarterback throwing a touchdown or a special teams touchdown on Sunday?
Oh no. I'll go special teams touchdown. Yeah. Yeah. But which team is more likely to come up with the non-quarterback throwing a touchdown?
Patriots, right? I mean, that's in their history. That's in their DNA. Jebbiné McDaniel's staple over the years, but we saw JSN. You know, he's got a good arm.
We've seen him throwing passes this year. I don't know. I feel like this is a good one.
Okay. No, I understand that. I would go special teams touchdown. I mean, Rashid Shahid and Marcus Jones are in this Super Bowl. That's true.
And they are home run hitters on special teams.
So I will have to go with that.
Okay. Super Bowl MVP, guys. Is it more likely it's a quarterback or anybody else? I'll go quarterback. I see anybody else.
But I will reiterate what we did on the Overreaction Monday Super Bowl preview show. By the way, wherever you get your podcast is still out there. Nothing's really changed since we recorded it on Monday, which feels like nine years ago based off of the last three days we've had here. But I would say if the Patriots win, it's Drake May. If the Seahawks win, it's more likely than not it could come from the defensive side of things.
So that's what I'll do on that front. How about defensive stud in their first year with the team? More likely to have more sacks, DeMarcus Lawrence or Milton Williams. Um Oh man. I'll go DeMarcus Lawrence.
Yeah, I'll go DeMarcus Lawrence. Tank. Again, I like the Seattle offensive line. I like the Seattle offensive line more than yours. But Milton Williams, man.
He could pull a Dion. Let's just bring it all full circle. Deion went from Super Bowl winner San Francisco to Super Bowl winner Dallas and back-to-back years. He can go from the Eagles to the Patriots and win him back-to-back years. Very true.
So, but I'll take DeMarcus Lawrence. What else you got? All right, I've been doing this one kind of every week. It's a fun one, more likely to be the higher total. Drake May rushing yards or longest Jason Myers field goal.
I'll go Drake May rushing yards. I will go Drake May Rush. I think that's got to be a huge X factor of the penalty. No doubt about it. That's part of why Cooper.
You know, would tell you to ask your colleague why he voted for Matthew Stafford because Matthew Stafford does not have any of that in his game. I think Matthew Stafford has one rushing year. And Drake May does have that in his game, and that's why he's a more valuable player. Um, so I will go Drake May Rush Yards here. All right, Rich.
And halfway home, let's do it more. Go ask your colleague. By the way, that gets funnier the more I say. It says my 14-year-old son, Chris Brockman. We may have to put that on a t-shirt.
Yeah, ask your colleague. What did he say exactly again? What are you texting? Go ask your colleague. Go ask your colleague.
I feel honored that I'm Rich's colleague now. As he sits in the home that you provided for him, that's wild. Tether and me, man. You know what? Susie and I allow our children to be themselves, even if they're wrong.
What else you got over there? More likely to be the bigger number, guys. JSN receiving yards or time of Charlie Poof's national anthem in seconds. Seconds would be a hundred. What do you think?
Like a buck fifty seven.
Well, Rich, the odds right now are 120 for seconds on Charlie Pooth's anthem. Two minutes total in the Okay. Is he gonna double brave? I'm thinking this could be. Do you remember?
Remember Lady Ganga double braved? 113. Land of the free, OHOMA the brave, and then she went, Oh, the brave. She double braved. She was in on it.
Yeah. I'll go the anthem in seconds. I'm not asking this for any reason in particular. I'll go the anthem in seconds. Anthem in seconds.
That's what I'll say. What are there more likely to be more of? Actual good Super Bowl commercials or cutaways to Cardi B? Cardi B well we already know with Keegan Michael Key that State Farm will be at least one commercial.
Now, what do you mean by good commercials? Is there a metric? Is there some sort of a rotten tomatoes type reading that we could look at on Monday? Ones we're talking about at the water cooler, you know what I mean? All right, there's usually two or three of those.
I'll say more good Super Bowl commercials than cutaways to Cardi B. Already be. Shouldn't be, but you can. All right, TJ. If I had that whistle right now, I'd blow it and flag you for that.
Are we more likely what are there going to be more of here, guys? More likely, times Collinsworth mentions Mahomes or Drake May and Sam Darnold combined interceptions on Sundays. This is a tough one. This is a funny one. Drake Mahomes isn't even playing in this game.
Exactly. I will go May Darnold interceptions. But I think Collinsworth will mention Mahomes at one point. In the context. In the context of a lot of people have thought that the New England Patriots are a team that didn't play anybody in the regular season.
And then in the postseason, there's an AFC playoff field that doesn't have Lamar, doesn't have Burrow, doesn't have Moon. That might be a lot of fun.
Something like that. These quarterbacks are just playing it. Or if Drake May does something physically spectacular, making a throw on the run or something like that. I think he's just going to do it just a wink and a nod at people who think he does that.
So I'll go interceptions, though. Just in case he doesn't even mention Mahomes one. All right, a couple more. Obviously, last time these two teams played in the Super Bowl, it came down to a play on the one-yard line. Are we more likely to have a one-yard touchdown of any kind or a 50-plus-yard touchdown of any kind?
Mmm. Oof. I'll go one yard touchdown of any kind. I'll go one yard. What about you?
I feel like we're gonna have some big plays in this game. Like I said earlier, I like a shootout in this one, so I'm gonna have some home runs ahead.
Okay. What else? Last, well, two more. More likely to be the larger number, the winning score at the waste management, which is going on right now in Phoenix, Arizona.
So what is that? Like two, two, what is it? Last year's winner was 24 under.
Okay. Oh, so you're not going with strokes, you're going with whatever. Or Super Bowl winning team's total points. You like anybody to get in the high twenties? On Sunday?
No, I'll go the score of the waste management.
Okay. Look at you. Look at you going outside lanes and prop betting and stuff like that. Decky's already 10 under, so. Oh, is he really?
Yeah, so he's putting up a number right now. Geez, okay.
So, yeah, I'll go waste management. I like it. I like it. All right, last one. We're going to review our work on Monday.
Last one.
Well, I don't know how we're going to review this one. Last one, and this is mainly just for me. More likely to be the more embarrassing vote against a patriot, Justin Herbert, MVP, or Ken Anderson Hall of Fame.
Well, Ken Anderson didn't make the Hall of Fame. voted for him instead of the mm They made it public. I'm just taking shots here. I'm still mad about this whole affair. I just, again, I still cannot believe.
And again, I understand what you're saying because I don't want to denigrate. You know what I mean?
I don't mean either. I apologize. I don't mean to denigrate here, but you put me in a position to denigrate. But. Again, to sit there and see Bill Belichick's name on a ballot and say, Yeah, I'm not voting for him because someone else will.
and take care of what needs to be taken care of for me so I can make a statement somewhere else or give a vote to somebody else. I don't understand it, and I also don't understand a voter who clearly is in an arena. That is the same thing. Yeah. An arena where it's obvious there's a national conversation going on about two quarterbacks, and you purposefully tap out of that.
Right. And you know that no matter what, the vote's coming down to these two people, and you need to vote. And have a say in which one of those two wins the award, and you tap out of that by making a statement about what you feel is more valuable. It's tough. It's tough for me to wrap my arms around this.
But thank you for trying to make me denigrate people. I wasn't trying. I just. What's more likely is brought to you by Pella Windows and Doors. When it comes to your home, Pella Windows and Doors always have the winning game plan.
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Did you come up with final scores and everything like that?
Okay, we all came up with final scores. I got a scenario like Tribe Call Quest. And do we have a weather report? I may do a last-minute weather report. Oh!
There we go. It's important. I mean, I know. People want to know. Ask this man about the AFC championship game.
Was what we're doing? I needed to know about the championship game. And you weren't in the chair. I didn't do one. You know why?
Because you were working somewhere else. That's why. They don't care about us. Yeah. Yeah.
The best thing about us is that it's about us. It's about us, exactly. All right, our final segment here from San Francisco when we come back. The Rich Heisen Show, the podcast. Back here on the Rich Eisen Show, everybody.
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I was like the pump.
Okay, so let's get to it. We've got about five, six minutes to go here. We've got to get our predictions, but before the breakout. 100%. 100%.
Wait, do we go at the drop and everything like that? No, we don't have to drop. We don't have to drop.
Okay, Mike Del Tufo. How's the weather out there? Yes. What do you got? Well, Sunday is going to be, obviously, we know California is beautiful, everybody, right?
No, it can be a lot of fun. It can get cold. It can get rainy in California. But it's beautiful 90% of the time.
Okay, so what do we want? It's going to be a low of 45, a high of 66. Game time, which is what time? Because I'm not going to be. 3:20 in the afternoon.
Exactly. Right in the middle of the center. It's going to be about 60, 65, 66 degrees.
Okay. And it's going to drop a little.
Okay. No precipitation. No precipitation. At all. Nothing.
Is it going to be sunny or is it part of it? It's going to be sunny all day.
Okay. It'll probably be clouds. I mean, clouds happen, right? You can't control the cloud. You see, I love that.
It's going to be sunny all day.
Clouds happen. Clouds have happened. Hitch Eisen Show meteorologist, Mr. Doppler himself because clouds happen. They do, I'm not wrong.
They did at the end of the Keegan Michael Key segment. Exactly. Well, yeah, it comes a different kind of clown. Hey, now, you don't have to say that. I make, I do the, you just don't have to take out the hammer and.
Nail it. You know what I mean?
Drop the mic and walk away.
So it's going to be a good day. It's going to be a full day. All right, it is now time for us to predict Super Bowl 60. Chris Brockman, I need a score. I need a winner, and I want an MVP on top of it.
Call your shot, is basically what I'm saying. Go for it. Rich, the parallels between this year and 2001 are plentiful, as you've pointed out. A underdog Patriots team against an NFC power that's just been steamrolling everyone. We know what happened in 2001, guys.
What happened in that game? Oh, right, right, right. Came down to a field goal by Adam Vinatieri to win that Super Bowl. And I find it ironic that Adam Vinatieri was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. I think it's coincidental, not ironic, but okay, that's all right.
Coincidental, ironic, fate. I don't know, but this is going to come down to an Andy Borogalis game-winning field goal. Patriots 34, Seahawks 31. Drake May reenacts the famous Tom Brady hand-on-the-head photo, and the new dynasty begins. Oh, wow.
New dynasty. You don't even guess there was a score in an MVP. Who's the MVP? Is it Drake May? Obviously, Drake May.
Okay, didn't he?
Okay, very good. What do you have, TJ? Jay, who do you have?
Well, I have the Dallas Cowboys thread. No, no, no, seriously, sorry, no.
Okay, so let me give you a scenario. It's the fourth quarter, right? The Seattle Seahawks, they're up 20 to 16 with three minutes and 25 seconds left. Seahawks have the ball. There's a fumble.
Okay. He takes it to the crib for a touchdown. The pats go up 23 to 20. That's the final score. Christian Gonzalez is your MV.
Oh, wow. Gave you like a tribe called Quest. I gave you a CD. Hey, Jefferson, do you have one, Mike? Yeah, I got it.
The Pats. Their year, I was there of 2001, and this team... Literally reminds me of that team a hundred percent. The Hawks defense is great. And I gotta go.
I think the Pats are gonna wind up, and I'm a little higher ready, so I think the Pats got this one. Do you have a score in an MVP? I say it's gonna be. Probably It's going to be low in the 20s. I give them like maybe 23, 20.
Okay. And the MVP is going to be. Of course, Drake Man.
Okay, very good. Literally just copied TJ. Three Patriots over there. And man, Seahawks fans have been all over me all year because I'm like, I need to see it. I need to see it.
I need to believe it a little bit more. And then they all think I throw them under the bus at the end of the day. And at the end of the day, Super Bowl 60 is going to be won by the Seattle Seahawks. And their defense is going to do it. And it's going to be a 24-10 victory for the Seattle Seahawks.
They're going to get a little bit of here on the offense and get a little bit of there on special teams. And they are going to get the defensive stops 24-10. And your Super Bowl MVP will be DeMarcus Lawrence, baby. Wow. Yeah.
The unkind cut for you. That's wonderful. T.J. Jefferson. DeMarcus Lawrence has been outstanding.
I just, I'm going to. I'm going to peg him as the guy who is going to come up with some sacks and maybe a sack force fumble. And the Seahawks are going to get this thing done, and he has been vocal. quite a bit about Seattle being able to lay in wait and destroy teams. And that's where I'm going.
I'm going the Seattle Seahawks win Super Bowl 60 by two touchdowns, which is a rarity for these two teams to play a game that's got a margin of victory. more than just a touchdown, and I think the defense will lead them, and I think Seattle fans will be very happy, and I can't wait to hear from all of you. I can't wait to hear from all of you about how I believed in your team all along. And I've been running an okey-toke week after week after week. I've been lying in wait, just like the defense, to finally flip the script.
And that's my prediction for Super Bowl 60 in advance.
So I've already front-loaded it for Sunday show. Great job this weekend. We both have MVPs. That's what we did. And great job to everybody behind the scenes, on cameras, behind the scenes right here.
Thanks to the fans here. Thanks to everybody on the street for that contact time. Yes. I'm hungry. Appreciate that.
And no, in all seriousness, San Francisco has just been outstanding. It's been, the weather's been great. The fans have been great. The food has been great. We just believe in this city's awesomeness and this awesome golden state as well that we call home every single day.
And I want to thank all of our guests that have appeared on this program this week, today especially. We had Keegan, Michael Key, Marshall Falk, Emmett Smith, and Deion Sanders all week long. I want to thank Kurt Warner, CeeDee Lamb, Seth Rollins, Christian McCaffrey, Steve Smith Sr., Adam Ray, Cam Hayward, Frank Caliando, Gronk, Charles Woodson, Octavia Spencer, and you, the fans, for taking in the show. All righty, audience, we'll chat Monday. Thanks for listening to the Rich Eisen Show Podcast.
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