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Kurt Borner. Colts running back, Jonathan T. Taylor coming up. Actor and comedian. Andrea Santino.
And now it's... Really? Yeah. Our number three of the Rich Hodgson Show is on the air. Just had a very nice chat in our green room with a man who puts the ginger and whiskey ginger.
Yeah, buddy. The very funny Andrew Santino is in our green room. We'll bring him on out shortly and hold him to account for the 11-6 win-loss game he played for the Chicago Bears back in May when he was here in the past. Hey, it could still happen. He has got a new comedy special, White Noise.
I guess he's the white that puts the white and white noise. Available now for streaming exclusively on Hulu. Hulu. Hulu, Hulu, which is, you know, we're part of the family. Yeah.
Here on Disney Plus, the ESPN app everywhere, ESPN radio presented by Progressive Insurance. And there's, of course, we say hello to everybody out there listening to us on SiriusXM Channel A. I'm laying into that. Yeah. Kellen Winslow.
I think it's 80. If you divided our previous. Station numbers on Sirius XM by 10. I think we could come up with 80, sometimes 11. You know what I mean?
Yeah, we were in the 1990s, 350s. We were all over the place. My brother Frank gets mad about that. He's like, where are we? I go, Frank, just look it up.
Let me ask you this question. Good job, Mike. Does Frank actually get mad about that? Yes. I can't hear you, Frank.
I think Frank needs to. I'll have to call in. Mike, I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.
I'm like, Frank, watch it. But I just didn't know if he really gets mad or it's just the way Southern Californians look at people like us. When we converse from the Northeast and come here, we sound mad. Yeah, it's mad. It's just like, no, it's just the way we talk.
It's just the way we talk now. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not, when somebody said you sounded angry, I'm like, when? And I'm like, oh, you're from Southern California. You don't understand.
This is just the way. Those of us from the Northeast talk. We talk fight. We talk. It's like where they think we're.
Is it the same thing in western Pennsylvania? Yeah. Which is as far from the East Coast as it is here, as far as I'm concerned, coming from the East Coast. I mean, this is so disrespectful. I didn't mean it, Dad.
Yes, you did. Yes, you mean. He was getting to know us. Just know he meant it very disrespectful.
Well, I mean, you always talk about. Being from Pittsburgh against East Coast. That's what we call East Coast mentality. East Coast is an entire Midwest guy. Do I seem like a Midwest guy to you?
No, you're not. You're closer. You're Delaware. Come on. You're closer to the Midwest than anybody from the East Coast.
That's what I'm saying. How far is Chicago from Maintenance? I mean, we'll ask Andrew Santino that because he's. Wait till you see the shirt that he's wearing. It's dynamite.
Oh. He's also got Chicago Bulls colored Nikes on. It's the whole thing. He's bringing it. 300 miles to the beach from Altoona.
That's what I mean. That's fine. Not the coast. Yeah, I know. Does Altoona have any beaches?
Yeah, man, we got Canoe Creek. Don't be disrespectful. I just wanted to say, we got Canoe Creek. There's a pond at the beach. It's in Altoona campus that I used to ride my bike around.
Like, come on. Leopold Park, is that something? Our sand is on a beach, not in a bag that you try to keep water out. You've never been to Canoe Creek, obviously. Yeah.
Sharon in Las Vegas, Nevada. Let's say Sharon's phone call. What's up, Sharon? Hey, hey. Hey.
Hey! What's up? Hey now. Yeah. Sharon.
You threw yesterday. Oh my god. What happened? I wanted to talk about the Chargers defense. Do it.
I live in Vegas, obviously. Yes. The Raiders need to be relevant. And when I saw their first game, I was so excited because I'm like, oh. They're relevant.
They're going to make it happen. And then on Monday night, the Chargers. Head me. uncomfortable. Yes.
I literally had to walk away because their defense is just Yes, it is. is are they one of the best defensive teams or are they the Well, last year they were the best scoring defense in the NFL, giving up 17.7 points per game. And I know that because I'm a lead pipe wielding professional who had to know that before calling their first game on YouTube. I just, by the way, I just ran out of breath. I need to take a breath.
And so they gave up 18 to the Chiefs and they gave up 9 to the Raiders.
So yeah. They're back and they're good and they're really, really well coached. I mean, Jesse Minter, who's the defensive coordinator there. 100%, along with Green Bay's defensive coordinator, is going to get some run. for uh head coaching uh conversations.
And we'll see. I think we're going to find out, Sharon, that the Raiders can be relevant this year. It's just that they're young in certain positions, including running back, as we saw. And they're also just getting started, you know, with Pete. Who knows how to coach?
And we may learn in the same way that if you play the Packers, you're going to look that way. that the Chargers might be the AFC version of that. You know, we may learn that. I'm actually a Cardinals fan. Loyal to the soil.
Okay. people talking about my quarterback, like, making fun of him because he's small. He is small, but he is mighty.
Okay. I'm sure Kurt Warner would appreciate that.
Well, we'll. And I'm just Kurt and Fitz. Noted, Sharon. Thank you so much. Thank you.
Sharon. I'm really excited to talk to you guys. Right back at you. We like it when we surprise people by just saying hello to them. Hey, all right.
Hi. Nice. That was a nice chat with Sharon and Vegas. Callback, Sharon.
Well, I mean, the Raiders are a perfect team. I think they're on this list that we're about to run down. Um and if this segment goes well um You know, you texted the group a couple of days ago, Chris. You're like, you texted me, I think, where you're like, let's do this. And I'm like, that's not a bad idea.
And I know I'm going higher register. I really mean it. Um If this goes well, he may do it every year. Between weeks two and three, so make a note of it. Love it.
What are we calling this segment? We're calling it, which team are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?
Who are you? Week one, week two. We have a drop, do we? No. No.
Okay. Between weeks one and week two, give us some music. We'll always take that. Yeah, I got you.
So you're going to be throwing out names to the group. of teams that are one and one And wonder which version of the team are you, the one that won or the one that lost in weeks one and two of the NFL season. Chris, you have the floor.
Alright, let's start with the caller that we just heard from.
Okay. Let's start with the Raiders. Which team Good one. Which team are you? Who are the Raiders?
Their week one version where they go into New England and win? Or. Monday night where it did not look good. Uh You know what? I'm gonna go with week one.
You're a positive guy. I'm a positive guy. And the reason why, you know, week two didn't go very well is I'm going to just say the Chargers are going to be better than most. And then number two on the screen right there. How will Ashton Genti take To the conversation that surrounds him right now.
Which is Why wasn't he in the game? And part of it might be he went the wrong way on Snap 2. Part of it might be He needs to patch protect better. That's why they take him out. That's why Zamir White is in the game on third down.
That's why Dylan Lauby is on the field during a two-minute drill. Yeah. Lauby. The white guy. And so.
You know, how will Ashton Genti respond to this sort of thing? And how will the coaching staff respond to the people saying? Why'd you draft him if you're taking him out on third down? They're not going to call him out for pass protection or. You know what?
potentially grasping the scheme. Slower than expected. I'm going to say Genti responds well, and this team is going to... Uh show up. and compete because that's what Pete's about as opposed to being non-competitive and weak number two it seemed.
So I'll go with that. And Gino's not a three Gino's not a three interception guy. I don't know. There's only been four games like that for him in his entire career. It's an outlier.
So I'll go with that. I'm more in Genoese closer to the Monday night quarterback than the one who went up the page. I understand. I understand. I'll go more week one than week two.
I'm half full on that one. What else? Who's next? All right, next. I have a feeling I know which way you're gonna go on this one, but let's throw it out there.
The Detroit Lions. Week one. Get kinda humbled and owned by Green Bay. Last week. 50 burger on the Bears.
And the defense was doing its thing, too. I'm taking the Lions week too. Yeah. Aren't you TJ? Week two?
Week two lines, more than week one lines. Yeah, man. That's who it is.
Well, I mean, it's the Bears. There was a little extra motivation. Sure. But I'm sure that. Week two minds do kind of feel like that's the team we're going to see going forward.
I think so. I'm going week two lions over week one. Yeah, you knew where I'd be going on this. I had the Lions winning the NFC. And after week one, I was looking for a mulligan.
And week two, I'm like, no, let's tee it off. But again, it was a little bit of a personal game. I don't need a breakfast ball just yet. Maybe lunch ball. We'll see.
Yeah. Oh, I don't. That's a that's a well that's a golf term. Yeah, exactly. I could tell you about wrestling terms, but Next.
Top rope on the bears. Yeah, I see. Dropped the elbow. Frog splash. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The frog splash to see what the bears. All right. Hit him with a chop. Uh how about this one guys? The Pittsburgh Steelers.
Are they the week one team? Great offense. Aaron Rodgers, four touchdowns. Or We're losing at home today. I'm actually gonna go week two team.
Really? We're going to see some inconsistencies. That's what I'm going to say. Kurt convinced you, huh, the tape wasn't good on Rogers? Um, I'm.
I'm I'm gonna go I'm gonna go more week two. Than week one, that we're going to see some inconsistencies. It's not just that, it's the run game. What's happening? Like, they abandoned it.
They haven't. They didn't do. I don't know if it's the running back room. Jalen Warren actually had like a decent game. He had a field-flipping play.
Um I don't know. Uh this this game that they have this week against New England. Pretty big between one-on-one teams. Yeah. What else, Chris?
Who else? How about the team that beat? The Steelers on Sunday. The Seattle Seahawks. And I'll go week two.
I'll go week two Seattle. Week one, they kind of struggled. Offense didn't look too great. Sam Darnold still got some bumps in the road. All I do is back that one down at the end.
And they're 2-0. I I kind of dig what I I saw in Pittsburgh. And I'll go with week two Seattle. JSN is a target. I will say week two Seattle is the team that we're going to see, which is win more than not.
Um and um And they've got the Saints coming in this week, which I believe is the survival pool pick of the week. You know, you can go to Buffalo tomorrow. I think a lot of people will be on that. And yeah, Seattle is a popular one. I think I'm going to go to Seattle, fingers crossed.
Okay. Last one. Are you the week one team? Who are you? Week one or week two?
TJs Dallas California. Scoring a lot of points and barely winning. Oh, come on, man. Just being inconsistent. That's literally being inconsistent.
That's it. And defensively, you've got a. You can admit, you've got a back end problem and a front end. I mean, what Jadavian clowning, they hope he can come off the couch and give him. Give him five to seven sacks the rest of the year.
If only they had a guy who could get 20.
Well, nobody gets 20 anymore. Who is that guy? I forget that. Also, I just like to point out Christian Wilkins still sitting out there. He's a good guy.
Yeah, why haven't you signed him yet? I don't know what's going on with him, as you know. What about the Dallas Cowboys' back end of the defense? It's uh massive issues. Yeah, yeah.
But uh you know, hey. Big problems, man. Dak is balling out, though. Which is outscore him. That is a huge positive sign.
The Cowboys can wind up above 500, but right now. They're an inconsistent team that can win. With offense going off and their kicker, all you got to do is get him to any point on the star in the middle of the field. With you today. We stay within three.
We're good. By the way, I took the week in which the team won. Not the one that showed all this moxie just to come up short.
Well, you're trying to make it seem like you're not picking at me with this. That's a you problem. That's a why pick. We know what you're doing. We've seen enough of this.
Yeah, that's prestige worldwide over there, buddy. I don't even know what that means. I think the comments said this on overreaction. Wasn't that the name of their band? Prestige rule.
Wasn't it? No. I saw it. And Step Brothers, what was it? No, Step Brothers was prestige rule.
That's my bad. No. I keep making it. It's still John C. Reilly.
The Cowboys are the second best team in the NFC East. They're better than Washington and they're better than the Giants.
Okay. I had too much to drink at the Catalina wine. It can be a playoff team.
Okay. Finding my new dinosaur. I'll keep going. By the way, Iron Eagle dropped a great Catalina wine mixer during the Titans Rams game. I don't get you.
I've got a bonus one for you. I got a bonus one for you. Keep it going. What do we go? What do we got?
Yes. All right, we'll get one more.
Okay, and you literally did not know that there's one more. What about your Patriots? You have one more. I did not know. Cooper's Patriots, your Patriots, one and one.
Which team are you? Drake May, I think all the tape guys said that Drake May had his best game as a pro against Miami, but I'm worried that Miami is the worst team in the league and that this is kind of fool's gold. We'll see if we can beat Pittsburgh. The Patriots can beat Pittsburgh. On Sunday this week, and Drake May plays well against a struggling Steeler defense.
Maybe confuse Rogers, turn the ball over, and win this game. then yeah, things are trending in the right direction, but uh they're more kind of in maybe in the middle of. I don't think the Raiders are going to end up being a good team. They look like a 5-6 win team, and that's kind of what New England looks like right now. And I'm kind of worried.
Now, by the way, very Mariuchi answer, which is to answer it and make it sound like you answered it without actually answering the question. Is it week one or week two? Which one are we going to see the rest of the year? Christopher Brockman, you must choose week one or week two version of the team. It's not fun when no one answers the question when you're trying to do a bit, huh?
Again, which version are you going? I'm going to say week two.
Okay. But that may be more about the team they played. Very good. I appreciate you doing it. You're welcome.
I'm here to serve. Yeah. You did. Very well done. 844-204-RICH is the number to dial.
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That's the last time I did that. I know I ran into you quickly. You were in, and I don't even know if you were playing 18. I was playing 18. That was the last round I played, which I think is like.
A month plus ago? How often are you getting out there? You're getting out there a lot. If I have, if I like if I had an an hour or two after this, I can sneak out and play nine before I have to go shoot something else. Dude.
Yeah. So you're I like to sneak. I sneak and play nine and then go and go back. It's hard to do a full 18, but I can sneak out and play holes. I mean, it gets harder and harder as I get busier, but.
It's a sickness. It's like the only thing I really, really love. And my wife and my dog. Is that right? And my family, but uh golf.
Did you look up his handicap while he's going through that soliloquy right now? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to say it out loud in case he's not.
Well, you can say it out there. Is it all right? Is it all right? I don't care. I talked about it on McAfee's show, but he called me a golf dork because I'm a 2-7 index.
2.9. 2.9 is what it is? Yeah, 2.9, which equates to like a five or a six handicap. There is a miscommunication. I did this on that show too.
People go, you're too handicapped. No, I'm a five or six. 2.7 is an index. That's how we rank it. It's statistics.
Yeah, but I mean, it's still awesome. For somebody who can't crack 90. You know, you can. I've seen you play. I cannot.
Really? No, I cannot. Not on our not certainly not on our course. Pull the hips, dude. Just push the hips.
Stop swaying. Stop swaying and pull through.
Okay. Yeah. I am definitely a swayer. Yeah, when you slide. I curse at myself so bad when I'm playing, too.
I just curse myself out because I just know what I should be doing and not doing, and then I just don't do it. And you don't follow through. Ever.
Well, it's a terrible game. It's a very stupid game. My grandfather was one of my heroes, and probably the reason I'm funny. And he. He was Terrible at golf, and he was the kind of guy that would like get mad as he was hitting.
Like, he knew it was going to be bad. Yeah. So, like, as he was hitting, he'd go, ah, Jim. He didn't even know where it went yet, but he would be upset the moment the club got to the ball.
So he was like pre-jinxing. A lot of people do that. They're already angry at how bad it's going to be. See, I'd like the cut of your grandfather's gypsy. That sounds, I know exactly what you're doing.
Yeah, I see that a lot. Guys are like, ah! And they get mad as they're hitting. And you're like, dude, relax. Just.
Final afterwards. My God. Oh, so did you break ninety on that day I saw you? Probably 76 or 77, something around there. Wow, I'm guessing.
Yeah, what are you going to do? I don't know. Yeah, I play with a couple of guys that are much better than me, so I'm you know. I'm still stuck on this Colts comment. It really hurts my feelings about my pairs.
You're really going to be a little bit more. I mean, let's get into it.
So now you spoke about McAfee's show. You're telling me you're on McAfee Show and you made a wager with him? I made a wager. I said we needed week one so bad at home against Minnesota, losing to like. You know, second-year rookie, or whatever you want to call him.
And I'm sorry that the kid is hurt, by the way. I hope he gets, I hope he drops out of that. I don't think anybody thinks that you wish harm on him. No, I don't. I like him.
I was bummed that we lost. And then I said, we can't do that. Week two is going to be terrible. I was right. We took an L in week two.
Lions absolutely stepped on our throats. They beat us up so bad. We deserved it. And I told him, I said, I'll bet you 10 grand for charity. You know that the Bears aren't going to have a good winning season now because of this first game loss.
He said, over, under, six and a half. And I said, I'll take the under. But he didn't like that. No, he was like, You're a Bears fan. You should take the over.
I said, No, dude. Because he wants to, because I think he believes the under. I know, but I belie I know. I think I want the Bears to win. But after week one and then what we just did in week two, I don't know what's going to happen.
Against Dallas.
Well, I think you do know what's going to happen against Dallas because back in May when you were here on this program, we had you pick the Bears schedule in the win-loss game. I know. Based on your decision-making back then. You have them winning the next two things. I know, I did.
I mean, that was right under the Troy loss. That was easy money.
Now we're going against Eberflus, the old dog. Who's got all of our tips and tricks and all the insights? He stole all the post-it notes from the locker room. He's got that all logged up. Post-it notes.
And you know what? I think I'd like to switch out Vegas as well, too, after watching them play.
So now, is this what you really feel, or are you trying to speak into existence your winter with you? Watching Vegas, those dogs, they're hungry, man. They're so good. And it's in Las Vegas, too. I'd like to make that game.
Okay, at Washington, you want to switch that one up too? No, that one's right. He might not be with Jaden Daniels. He might be hurt. Still not.
I don't think he's going to be hurt. I think he's going to be back. And I still think in New Orleans, that's right, we'll take a win. Baltimore, I agree. Cincy now, though.
Okay. I can put a W there for Cincy. Yeah, you could switch that up.
Okay. Home for the Giants? Easy money. Easy money. Don't get me started.
Easy money. Now you're at Minnesota. That's a loss. Yeah, that's a loss. Still, huh?
Yeah, they're going to beat us twice. Rogers is coming into your house. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a win for us. You think so?
Still? You're going to stick with a win? Yeah, 100%. How old is Aaron? 100%.
42 at that point. Same age as me and I just don't have it anymore, neither does he. Philly is going to be a treacherous loss in the Florida loss. Oh my God. I'm not used to that word.
They are going to.
Okay. They're going to put the beat down. Green Bay, I do want to win there so bad. I think at this point in the season, it's. We wouldn't have a choice but to beat them at home.
You just saw what they've been looking like, though. I mean, that is out of their might be the best team in the NFL. No, no, no. You still can't bring yourself. You think they're the best team in the NFL, seriously?
Through the first two weeks of the NFL season, I'd still have the Eagles on top of my top rankings list because they're the defending Super Bowl champs and they haven't lost yet. But I think Green Bays played better than them. Sure, but I still think Philly has a longevity. I think they're still a better squad.
So you think they're going to still win four of their last five games? Yeah, I do actually.
Well, yeah, I mean, I think you're paying $10,000 to charity. Perhaps. Which is fine. I want to root for them. I just know how my reality works since I was a child.
I was born in 83. There was magic in 84. Yes. I didn't get to see it.
So all I've known for 42 years has been heartbreak, heartache, and my dad losing his voice, yelling at the television. Who is the bear that has caused you what's your dad's name? Jeff. Oh, Jeff. Jason, the man.
Okay, who is the bear that has caused Jeff Santino to scream at the screen? He's Yvonne, but yes, yeah, he's Yvonne. J.V. J. Vaughn.
That's okay.
Okay. Who's the bear that has caused your father to scream at the screen? The most, the loudest, the angriest out of this entire run. And it's so hard to pick. I mean, you must pick it up.
Probably the front office. Probably the entire front office. He's screaming at executives. Yeah, executives. Get them off the screen.
I don't want to see them in their McCasky family drinking water in their sweet. We've had, you know. The player.
Well, I couldn't. It's so hard to say because we've had what? You could do the math.
Someone knows. 18 quarterbacks in the time that... I've been on read off the quarterbacks that have been so it would be a quarterback. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, you're always going to blame your team leader, your big captain. You know, your big dog's probably the guy you're going to point the finger at the most.
So is it Trubisky? That's caused your father to be anxious. I mean, Mitch could catch a couple, but he'll catch a couple strays, unfortunately. Yeah, he would catch a lot of strays.
So, you want QBs since McMahon? Give me QB since McMahon. How many? My guess is, I want to say it's got to be anywhere from like 17 to 20. That's a lot.
That's a lot. 17 to 21. Mike Tomzak, Steve Fuller, Doug Floody, Mike Honacey. These are starters? Yeah, Steve Bradley, Jim Harbaugh.
Harb. Peter Tom Willis. Peter Tom Willis. Well, don't trust a three-name quarterback. Can't have that.
Yeah, Willis Joe Hope. Can't have that. Steve Walsh, Eric Kramer, Dave Craig. God. Rick Meyer.
Steve Stenstrom. Steve Stenstrom. Moto Stamparino. Oh, who could forget? Shane Matthews, Cade McNoun, Jim Miller.
I love the look on your face right now. Chris Shane's like reflective heartbreak. All you see when you hear some of these names is like, I remember that. Oh, I remember that in 2002. Henry Burris, Cordell Stewart, Sexy Rexy, Craig Krenzel.
Chad Hutchinson, Jonathan Quinn. Wow. Kyle Orton. Kyle. Kyle Orton.
Brian Greasy.
Okay. And then Jay Cutler. Todd Collins, Caleb Haney, Josh McCanner. Jason Campbell, Jimmy Clausen. Matt Barkley, Brian Hoyer, Mitch Trubisky, McGlennon, Chase Daniel, Nick Foles, Fields, Dalton.
Here we are. Simeon, Peterman, Brilliant. We're pulling into the station. Yeah, we're pulling into the station. It's a lot.
It's almost 30 guys. That's like 30. The Browns fans understand that. And in that time, the Packers have had two Hall of Famers: Packers! To back.
In that time, we had 30 quarterbacks. I mean, obviously, that's a little bit extended beyond the Fav era, but even still, in the time we had 20 quarterbacks, I would say they had two. Hall of Famer.
So, yeah, I want to beat them so bad. They're the only team we care about beating. If we lose every game, but if we beat them, it would mean the world to us.
So, please. I'm begging you guys. Please, please get us at least a win in Green Bay. Yeah. Where Jordan Love is now stationed for who knows how long, too, man.
Kid's great. I hate to say that. Once again, like another guy, it's like they keep rolling the quarterback dice and they keep winning. I mean, It's just, it kills me so hard. But look.
I said on McAfee's show, maybe time to put in. I don't even know how to say, is it Bagel? Is it Bagel? You sound like our call screener on your way out the door. Look to your left and wave to our call screener at him.
He said if the Bears go 0-4, he wants to see Bageant in the 0-4. I say 0-3, and you got to turn it up.
So they lose to the Cowboys this week. Look to the Cowboys, you got to give it a whirl. I mean, come on, you don't have a choice. I mean, this is not against Caleb, but at some point, come on, man. Caleb had an okay game.
You know, he had an okay game, but you're just seeing. I just am seeing flashes of brilliance. Like, you need a guy to just be. I almost want more More chaos and recklessness, and just let him fly. I mean, the way that, like, Mahomes plays, sometimes you go, this looks insane, but it works.
It's like, oh my God, because he's just using that kid instinct, that like backyard football instinct. And sometimes I feel like Caleb is just running a system so strict in his mind, you're like, dude. Just get rid of the football. Throw it away. Just give it away.
I know it's hard. And I'm not a quarterback. I'm just an ugly redhead sitting on your couch. I don't know what I'm talking about, but I just want him to win so bad. But Bayjant's got the tattoos.
Don't let him get any more tattoos. Throw him in the game. Throw him in the game. You seem like you're grasping. I'm not going to lie.
I love the Bears. I've always loved the Bears. They're probably one of the only. I'm a die-hard. Cubs are my first team in Chicago.
Oh, there you go right now. You're going to be fired up. I'm happy. We're on a little streak. I'm still happy.
I mean,. And if we're talking In the NL, I mean, we're uh It's still so tough. I mean, the Dodgers are. Unbelievable. Yeah, they're beatable.
I mean, but the brewers are not. I mean, the brewers. Oh, my God. It could be the toll road. It could be a toll road.
Could it be a toll roll toll road NLCS? Is that possible? I mean, I'm trying to, I don't know what the bracket looks like right now. I don't think that's possible. But here, is that possible?
There's right now. I don't. Right now, the Cubs would be, you'd be hosting the Padres. Yeah, we'd be hosting in. Yeah.
And then maybe it would be maybe a divisional round. Could be. It could be. It could be. I don't know.
I mean, I hate to say it. I live in Los Angeles. I love the Dodgers because I've lived here for 20 years, so it's fun to go see them. You know, I've always been a diehard Coast fan, but they're so good. I don't even, I don't know if we could get through them.
That would be tough. Never know, huh? I don't know. I've got Andrew Santino here on the Rich Eisen Show. How's our guy Kelsey doing?
How's he doing? Do you talk to him a lot or no, not really? I've chatted with him a good amount. Yeah, I mean, I don't. Is this like Fight Club?
Would we not talk about it? No, no, it's okay. I mean, I think that's what I've done. I know you spoke about it on Pardon My Take. I'll just appeal clips and they take out of context things that I say.
I said on Pardon My Take something about they were like, Are you going to go to the wedding? And I said, Dude, I don't know. That's not my thing. I'm.
Now that's Fight Club.
Well, yeah, that's what they did.
So I was like, look, but I love Travis's guy. I'm going to go see them in October. I'm going to go watch them play a Sunday night game in October. But I leave him alone during the season. These guys are.
You know, they're doing their thing that'd be like calling me right before I go on stage.
So leave me alone.
So we don't know it. Yeah. Nobody, nobody. You don't take any phone calls before going on? You know how funny it is?
Like, right, this is like something I know that athletes experience like crazy.
So I have this in my blood to know what not to do. People, I'll be going on stage, about to walk on the Chicago theater. 4,000 people. And someone will text me within an hour of the show and be like, Yo, is there any way to get another ticket for a friend's girlfriend or a buddy's? It's like, are you out of your mind?
I'm going to walk on stage. And then my guilt is like, just get them. I can hear my mom be like, get them the tickets. You met them at Marcy's house. Get his nephew ticket.
So I do it. I'm a sucker. I'm a people pleaser. I'm like, oh, of course. Every time.
But you've got this, right? But you know what you're going to say. I mean, you've got your action. But you want some sort of calm before the storm, before you go out on stage. You want a little bit of peace.
Yeah, I got to sit here and think nobody's probably texting Kelsey an hour before the game. Don't you some idiotist. You think somebody's texting Chocolate Kelsey? Absolutely. I don't guarantee you.
Someone's texting every athlete you know is getting a text right before the game. Do you think, big dog? Hold on a second. You don't have a person to handle that? Do I have a person on my phone?
No, you got to have a dude. Andrew, you got to have a guy. There's nobody in the Cheeto Santino world. That could field the ticket request for you. I leave up to Bobby Lee.
I leave it up to bottom. Seriously, that's it. He sleeps till 5 p.m. You need a person. Travis has got, like, he's not getting, he's not looking down at his phone to see if somebody needs last-minute tickets before the Ravens play and Arrowhead.
I'm going to speak directly, but I would never ask him day of. I mean, yeah, my tour manager helps us organize that stuff. Let's get people in. They hit me, not her. They always go, bro.
Do you remember Dan? We got wasted with him last year. He wants to bring all of his friends. And you're like, okay, dude, bring all your friends.
Okay, yeah. Bring all your friends. Come on out. All right. By this, I should stop texting you during game day morning on Sundays.
No, I actually, during commercial breaks, look at my phone and see, because I don't use a laptop. I see if there's any news that's breaking, and if there's a text, I'll look at it. I can handle that. You know, but it's not like, you know, hey, can I come to the show in an hour? Because I'm going to do that.
That's different. I understand. I might start doing that too. I'm going to start texting you right before you go live here. I go, what's going on, man?
Good morning. How are you? I will just say, talk to my people. I'll send to my people.
So, hold on a second. Let's just say you're going on stage and Kelsey calls you. You don't answer? Of course you do. I'll bring the phone on stage and I'll answer for the chase.
I got Travis Kelsey on the phone. But if he calls you 45 minutes before. I would text him and go, let me hit you back right after the show. Oh, really? Yeah, I would say, can I hit you right back at the show?
I don't understand, man, huh? Yeah, I just want a little bit of. When you don't have, does he not have a thing he does before this show? Doesn't he do like a ritual of the show?
Someone when there's a lot of pacing on the show, yeah, I'm conducting business up to sometimes showtime. I guess that is. I see this. Pacing business. I don't know.
What do you listen to? What music do you listen to on the way here in the morning? I don't listen to music on the way down here. Really? I conduct calls.
Talking on the phone. Yeah. Dude, you got to take some time for you. What do you mean? Put on some tunes, turn off the phone, disappear.
You need some space. You need some space. You need some time to go. You know, I'm going to do my job. I've done so much to get here.
You're successful. You're handsome. You're a great father. You're a great husband. You did it.
Relax. They put your name all over this place. No, I understand that. Listen, some music on the way to work, Eisen. Listen to something calming and take it easy.
Yeah, I don't know. What calms me is to get ready?
Sometimes I'll just make phone calls about the business of this program. Cut it out. Can't turn it off. Life's too short. Turn on some tunes, dude.
Okay. I think you need to just step away before you do the thing. That's why, before I go on stage, I want a moment of Zen, just a little bit before you go. Give the people something.
Okay. All right. I agree. I'm going to send you a playlist to listen to on the morning. Let's do it.
I'll listen to your pod. Would that be consistent? No, no. Music, music, music, music. Music.
Music's good for the soul. Don't you say that in all these studies about psychologically? It does such good things for your heart and your mind. It calms your blood pressure goes down. It does good things.
Not you calling your agent, being like, why didn't I get that? Excuse me. That's not the conversation. That's not the conversation where I'm complaining or I'm feeling slighted. It's not.
It's not? No, it's about the business of growing this show. I'm projecting. That's me calling my agent.
So who got it? What has he got that I don't have? He's invited to the wedding? What's the guy's name from the Nancy Kerrigan, the movie Paul Walter Hauser? He's sat in this chair.
He's getting all my roles for sure. That's another red-headed guy in the game. Who got it? Paul Walter Hauser? What because he's got awards is that why you like him because he's sweet-faced and talented?
Hey, man. That guy's pulling everything from me. He may be talented, but there's only one guy who can make a P-Cube for Larry David. God bless you.
Okay, you know what I mean? That's right. That's exactly right. You have talents, sir. Yeah, Paul.
They called me. That's right. Kirb called me. Only one guy made a P-Cube, which we talked about the last time you were. For Larry David, that is true.
So we don't know where Travis is registered. Because I'd love to send them something, like a gravy boat. Yeah, I think they're at CB2. Hit them up on TV. Can you imagine at that status level to register?
It'd be funny if they registered at like living spaces or something for a bit. What you should do. That would be great. Yeah, you register at a place like that and then donate it all to charity to people in need. There you go.
See, and if they don't do it now, they're not charitable people. And can I plug a charity thing real fast? Jeez. I have a thing. I should have sent you guys the card.
They just finished it called Ho Ho Homers. You get to hit dingers off your favorite comedian celebrities. Oh, ho. December 6th here at LA City Valley College. December 6th, I'm doing, it's for Special Olympics.
Awesome.
So you're pitching? I'm hosting the entire event, and I'm going to have friends in comedy come out, some big names. I don't want to leak anything yet, but come on.
Well, there's some big people that are going to try to make it. I just, that's all I'm going to say. I've got some guarantees of people that will come, but I'm really stretching hard to make sure that people show up. And you're making them throw pictures. You get to hit dingers off your favorite celebrities.
Jeff Ross is bringing heat or something like that. I think his rotator cuff is torn, so hopefully by December, he'll be back. For picking up Tony Awards. Yeah. I shouldn't say this, but I did pitch it to our good friend Shane Gillis, who's like one of the greatest comics and men alive.
And Shane was like, if I'm free, I'll be there.
So, because he's big, and he's just a great dude. And so I've had a lot of my comedy friends, you know, Seguro is going to try to be in town. Burt Kreischer will be there for sure. Bobby Lee will be there for sure. There's guys that I know that if they don't come, that's the end.
I'm going to block them. I'm never going to talk to them again. You wouldn't want to hit Homers off of Burt Kreischer. You want to hit dingers off your favorite people? Yeah, that's for the Special Olympics.
How come December 9th? December 9th. I'm going to be posting links to the tickets and all that stuff on my website. But just know, look. Out for the Hoho Homers December 9th up at LA City Valley Conference.
How about this? How about maybe in December week before you come on? We'll probably have a list and we'll start going through who's got the best throwing motion. Yeah, we'll get some tape. We can get some taters.
We'll get some tape on some of these guys. Get some tape on it. See what the wrist flick is like. See what we got. Can Burt.
I never asked this question. Can Bert. Pronate? Can he pronate his arm? Can Bert Kreiser?
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Happy 30th birthday. to perhaps Arguably. and for good reason, you'll see in a second, the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL. As a 20-year-old. Patrick Mahomes turns thirty years old today.
And so The numbers he has put up Since coming into the league in his 20s. In terms of wins, Passing yards. Passing touchdowns. Super Bowl MVPs. He is first.
Oh. Time and the Super Bowls. He is tied for first, and we all know who he is tied for first with. I'll be Tom Brady. All before turning 30.
This is what he has done: 106 wins. 38,611 passing yards. Oh, it's already the most in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. Passing touchdowns. Almost 300 passing touchdowns is a 20-year-old quarterback.
In his 20s, obviously, 20-something quarterback. Unbelievable. Passing Touchdowns ties Peyton Manning for the most passing touchdowns by a player in their first nine seasons. including playoffs in NFL history. He'll get handled when it gets handled.
Oh, he's handled it. Yeah. He has handled it. Good luck to everybody else who plays the game as a 20-year-old, 20-something quarterback. And the question will now be.
This is the base from which he can go. And try and take down Tom Brady all time. But in order to do that This is why Tom Brady is the goat. He's got to have as great A Run. As a 40-year-old as Brady did, I would think.
unless he takes care of it all before he turns 40. And the question is, is When Kelsey goes, who's going to be his go-to guy? Will Andy Reid be there for the entire time like Brady had Belichick? I mean, Brady had a second dynastic run. After his first dynastic run, you thought it was over.
And you know, he went 10 years without winning a Super Bowl, but he made the Super Bowl a couple times in that 10-year period. But this is a an outstanding base For your operation. To try and take down Tom Brady. And I don't know whoever else would ever be able to do that, statistically, Super Bowl-wise, anything else. But happy birthday to Patrick Mahomes.
He's 30 years old today. And for. He's no longer going to be that 20-something quarterback. His first game. His last game.
As a 20-something quarterback, he loses. And he's 0-2 for the first time in his career with a three-game losing streak, including playoffs for the first time in his career. We will now see what happens just this year alone. For the Chiefs. And his first game as a 30-year-old quarterback will be Sunday night in New York.
New Jersey area against the Giants.
So, and you know, if you recall back in the day, I mean, Russell Wilson was putting up numbers as a 20-something quarterback that were as great as. Anyone can remember winning multiple playoff games in a in a in a year doing what he did running and throwing. And Mahomes has just blown everybody out of the water, including Tom Brady, with the exception of Super Bowl wins. As a 20-something, he's tied with Tom.
So he only needs four more to go. I mean Mm. Only. I know. It's like only.
Hey. Well, he needs four more to go, and then he also needs three more in terms of appearances. He needs seven more in terms of appearances. Right.
Well, I mean, more than the bottom line is he. He's He's off to a roaring start. Happy birthday. Thanks for listening to the Rich Eisen Show Podcast. You can watch and listen to the Rich Eisen Show live weekdays from noon to 3 Eastern on ESPN Radio, Disney Plus, and on the ESPN app.
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