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And we're sitting here on ESPN Radio presented by Progressive Insurance, coast to coast. Our phone lines are lit. Life is good. I just chatted with Burt Kreischer in our green room for crying out loud. Last time I saw Bert, he was serving me up some s god-awful thing he was making in New Orleans on his podcast.
With Cam Hayward and Adam Ray and my. I was already a little under the weather trying to fight through stuff. Um and and then that I don't know what it was. It's terrible. God awful.
Can I keep talking about it any longer? But I haven't seen him since, and I finally got, I think I finally passed it, I'm not gonna lie. How many months has that been? You've been coughing for a while. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. This is gastric. Oh, whoa. But Bert's fired up. You know what he's fired up about?
You and you and uh TJ, you and uh Burt Sherry love of Florida State football. Yeah. We do. Yeah, but he actually, I think, went to for many years. Many, many years.
Yeah, many. I was just a fan from afar. He was actually paying hard for money. Still be there.
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844-204-Rich is the number to dial. Overreaction Monday and a Tuesday. Before we get to it, let's take the. Christian in Toronto's been hanging on for almost the first two hours of this program. What's up, Christian?
Hey guys, how's it going? What up, man? I'm doing great. Jaden Daniels, my quarterback. I can confirm Debo Samuel has silenced the fat shamers.
And it looks like we can finally stop the run.
So I'm happy, guys. You know, very silencing the fat shamers, fantasy name right there. Yeah, by the way, that sounds like a bad Elvis Costello song, doesn't it? That's good. Silencing the Fat Shamers.
That's good. Fat Boy Slim.
Okay, very good. Silencing the Fat Shamers. Exactly what Debo did. Because everyone's like, he looks f fat and large.
So, congratulations, Chris. Are you concerned about the Yankees being closer in your rearview mirror if you're a Blue Jay fan? Concerned about that one? Honestly, yeah, that was a tough series this weekend.
Okay. Like,. Right. You know what? You go to the Yankee Stadium and start to Win another series there.
So it's going to be a close race to the end, I think. Thanks for the call. What do you guys think about Thursday Night Football? What are your predictions? Oh, that's a good one.
We had Al Michaels here yesterday. What a big game that's going to be, right? I don't know. Yeah. Well, you think the Packers are going to win since you took him to the Super Bowl.
I I do like the Packers. That could be a potential home field advantage game down the line.
Okay. You know what I mean?
Well, that's your that's your take on it. Who's going to win it? What do you think? I'm going to take Green Bay by a touchdown. By a touchdown.
Look at you even giving a spread. You know what? Washington. Should have really easily handled the Giants last week, and they did not. And that was a little concerning.
Are you looking over at your feet every now and then to see? If the Johnson name Jackson Dart, the starter? I. Like every two seconds. He's waiting for Brian Davis.
Did Russell tweet? Look up Russell.
Somebody's texting me. Russell Wilson tweeted something out. Today? Yes.
Alright, hold on. At the same time. And again, and then people are, because people are saying something's up. What are you doing? Mentally tough.
That's all he tweeted. An hour ago. At 9:20 a.m. Pacific, so 12:20 East Pacific.
So, is it just like him saying mentally tough? Because he's hearing the conversation about it, or did he, or was he told something? Interesting. I'm not stirring anything up. I think it sounds like he had a bad game, but he's mentally ready for the next one.
He'll move on to the next one. He did for the period, and Tough was capitalized. Mm-hmm. Oh, say yet yelling. I don't think he's a yeller.
No, but yelling, tough cash for the guy, dude. We need to text Tom and find out what's up. What? Tom Policero is going to tell you who's mentally tough. Dart question mark?
Hey, you better leave Tom alone, man. Send Tom a text, dart question mark, and see how he responds.
Okay. He might be yesterday. I asked him for some kiddle good news, and he did not respond. Usually, no news is good news, but as we found out, he just got placed on injured reserve. Is that why you're scouring the waiver wire for tight ends?
I need a tight end. I'm gonna break it. I gotta go to Jawan Johnson this week. Yeah, you want me to do it with you? I'll do it with you.
You could go. I'm going to add you to it. Are you going to go full tongues? Be careful. You never want to go full challenges.
I just don't know. I also have Brock Purdy, so I'm really kind of scrambled. Did you see it? Put that tweet up one more time, if you don't mind.
Well, this was Schefter's tweet about it. But my colleague, Tommy P. was tweeting out along with Ian. The 49ers have four games in 23 days. Yeah.
Wow. And that's the way it's going to be. That's why Kittle's going to be sick. Yeah. So it's a 23 day you know, period of hopefully getting back in the mix.
I've texted Tom dart question marker.
Okay, that's it. Interrupt as soon as we get the answer, okay? 844-204 Rich Burke. Christ, you're going to join us in a second. Overreaction Monday podcast is out.
Thank you very much. My gosh, we have not seen a response like this in how many years? We've done this three, four years now, whatever. Tom wrote back, okay.
So wow, I was wondering. I know, but you said immediately to interrupt you.
So he did the thing, you know, where you can like double tap and do a thumbs up or a heart or something. He did the double tap, but with a question mark. Yeah, meaning like, what do you mean? Don't look too deep into it. That's all.
I mean, again, these are information people. Like, these are information people. Tough stuff. What are you talking about? Wait, Mike, can you read?
I thought the whole letter. Oh, no, I mean, you made it seem like the whole word. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't understand. No, no, no, no. Apologies. Excuse me. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Don't apologize to him. There's a difference between the same thing.
He's all capsule. He's capitalized. Or if you smile, all caps. Wow. Oh wow.
That was good.
Okay, what do I write back to Tom? Like Jackson? What? What's wrong? No, it's so unnecessary.
No, if you smile. That was really funny. I mean, he does have the best smile in the room. I mean, he paid for it. I paid for it.
They're all cash. They're all cash. But there's a difference between capitalizing tough, meaning capital T. That's the way I took it. Don't apologize to him.
But it's me, too. I said. Did I apologize to you either? Why is it the same doctor as Tom? More importantly, what am I responding to Tom with?
Is he certain? Exactly. He wants to know because otherwise. He's an information man. You got to be direct.
You can't just go dart questions.
Well, that's what you told me to do. I know, because I was expecting that response. Yeah, Tom ain't got time for the jibber jacket.
So, do I ask him why is Russ Tom tweeting out mentally tough? For the jibber jacket. No truer words have been spoken. That was a Tom Petty album that did not get released. Do I ask him why is Russ tweeting mentally tough?
Why is Russell tweeting out mentally tough? Why is Russ? How the hell? Is he aware that you're that you got to say, I'm reading your response on the air? You got to do that.
Okay. Of the period, it was episode 200. Why is Wiz mentally tough? Yeah, what is that? I don't know.
I don't know. We're going to find out. I can tell you, listen, let me know. Is that the name of his wife's new album? Let me dig a little deeper in this.
There's been a lot of chatter because I believe a lot of jibber-jabber that Russell's wife. Has a son by another man, a famous musician, and Russ has adopted him. And he took Russ's last name.
So, over the last few days, there's been a lot of people. This could be personal life. Could be personal, could be game. He's mentally tough. I'm just saying.
I got you. I didn't even know this. That's why you keep me over here for these types of people. Thank you, sir, for that perspective. You know what I mean?
That's the perspective I'm trying to bring. I cannot reread what Tom wrote back. I cannot read what Tom wrote.
Okay. Okay. You guys are added. You can look at your phone right now and see. You got the drop, the rich eyes and the rich eyes and which one?
The one with the best thing about us, right? It's the rich eyes. The best thing about us, though, it's about us. You just shut that. All right, now let's put a Button on this and move on to Overreaction Monday podcast.
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Okay, Christopher, what do you have over there? Hey, everybody. You guys good? Tuesday? You guys good?
Yeah, good, good. Who's doing really good? Who's doing JJ McCarthy? He's going to have the best season this year of all the second-year quarterbacks. See what he's doing right here is he knows.
He knows football-wise, that would be. An overreaction. Yes.
But he also knows. That for me to say this is not This is an overreaction means that I don't believe in the kid. And he's putting me in this tough spot to start. He's still in tough. And that's what he does with Overreaction Monday or Overreaction Monday on a Tuesday.
And I don't think it's very fair. To do that, But I am a professional. At its very core. And I'm now going to turn to you and say this is an overreaction. Wow!
At this point in time, I believe in him. I think it's great. But dude, there's still Jaden Daniels out there, pal. Didn't look great last week.
Okay. Okay, come on bro. No, I know trust me if he had the same if he had the same fantasy week as Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson or Jalen Hurts out of one last week. But I had Jaden Daniels and it didn't work out. And even then, I'm going to sit here and say, come on now, bro.
Panics lost, May lost.
Okay. No, I know that. And Nick's... Oh, Nicks did not look good at all. Yeah.
So there's. Jaden Daniels is still sitting there. And he might want and he might be an MVP candidate.
So it's really tough to sit here in week one after one quarter of him looking like the kid that I thought he would look like all four quarters. And how dare you do this to me? He's smiling. Radio audience, so yes, it's a fun start to this. Mission accomplished.
Hang the banner, Chris. Fun start, yeah, right next to the Colts and Bears banner.
Okay, how about this one? Watching that game last night. And then watching the other North Battle on Sunday. The Bears and Lions will combine for less wins than the NFC North champion this year. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop it.
So you're saying whoever wins the North, you're not even calling your shot when you have the Packers winning the Super Bowl.
So you're saying Packers, whoever wins the North. Vikings won a lot of games last year. You're the two winners of the NFC North Division contest of week one. Whoever wins the division from those two will have more wins than the Lions and Bears combined. That's what I'm saying.
Total overreaction. Get out of here. Why can't the Packers or the Vikings go 14 and 3 and both of these teams go 7 and 11, 7 and 10? The Vikings are not 6-1. They looked pretty terrible.
I understand. They looked like one. Because your Packers look pretty damn good. I get it. My Packers.
Next. They're my Packers. Onward. Onward. Wow.
All right, we talked to this guy earlier in the shocker that you have the sports equivalent of Rock.
So you're basically. Petrock. Mike's an owner. Yes.
We talked to Trey McBride earlier and said he expects the Cardinals to make the playoffs. I kind of agree with them because the Cardinals are the best team in the NFC West. All right. What else you got, Chris? Stop.
Wow. Stop. Stop. Hmm. Who's who who looks better than them in week one?
The Rams did not look good at all either. The Rams are so good. Oh my god. They're winning that division and they're going to go deep. Ooh, stop it.
I didn't even see a twinge. Not if Puka is running in and out of the Blue Ten all game. March Manning winced more than Matthew Stafford. And we don't have cameras in bathrooms to back that up. Are we calling Matthew a liar from all the summer stuff?
Oh, stop it. We're not calling him a liar. No back problems. We're saying that he's through his back problems. We know it can crop up.
Oh my god. Kinda weird. Take your tinfoil hat and move on. What else?
Well, then you're gonna hate this one because we're 0 for 3. Mm-hmm. The Jets have the offense to challenge the Bills for the AFCE's title. I'll say that's an overreaction. I don't think anybody's challenging the bills for the AFC's time.
Even if they win. Even if the Jets win in week two. Over 17 weeks? Or did the Jets score 40 like the Ravens did? Hey, the Jets' offense was a problem.
And I can't wait to see what they look like against the Bills. And then the game that I'm calling in London, they're taking on a pretty damn good defense in Denver. The one that caused Woody Johnson reportedly to think about firing. The head coach, or anyone on Rodgers' bench.
Okay, listen, that's the past. This is now. Jets have an offense that looked pretty damn good and caused Mike Tomlin to say, we got to tighten up our run defense. But the To win the AFCE's title, I'm not sure. I said to challenge.
What does that mean? It's a challenge to put a little scare in Buffalo. I don't think Bills are going to have a Bills won the division with five weeks to go last year. That was last year. I understand that.
What else?
A lot of pushback. What can I tell you? I caught up on my sleep. This one I know you're going to like. Yes.
I watched what went down in Foxborough over the weekend. Not great. Not great for my team. Great for Jay Felly's team, because Pete Carroll is going to be a Coach of the Year finalist. Um I d I dig it.
Now you're talking my language. Yeah. I hear you. I register. Raiders are better than we think.
I got you. You know? You know who Coop thinks is going to win Coach of the Year? The guy that Pete Carroll's taken on Monday night. He thinks Jim's going to win coach of the year.
Interesting. What would have to happen? Because normally coach of the year is a first-year head coach or somebody who overperforms. Yeah, surprised. They took three wins last year and they win 10.
Justin Herbert's an MVP candidate. The defense is they'd have to be the one seed in the AFC, right? Correct. Yeah. I think that's the way it'd have to be.
About Pete going 10 and 7, I think you could put him in the middle. Yes, I agree.
Okay. Alright, a couple more before we get to burnt. It's really bad in Miami. Team should call the Dolphins now for their stars because Miami's going to implode by Halloween. I.
I don't know if that's the the case or not that Miami will implode by Halloween, but Man, am I hearing so much about Tyree Kill going to be on the move? HN, call for all of them. I don't know if they're going to give him all up, but I think Tyree Kill could be had for the right package. Which is what, like a fifth-round pick or something? No, I don't know.
I honestly, I don't know what the right package is. Only Chris Greer would know that, and so would Mike McDaniel if he thinks Chris Greer should send him packing. And they go, and they hope it's like a Devers situation where we think they're crazy and it gets better. Right. Mike McDaniel is like minus 200 for first kind of fire.
I mean, listen, this is what happens when you get blown out by a. Daniel Jones and the Indianapolis Colts. Did you hear what Berman called, uh, Daniel? in the three in the three the fast of three minutes, which Cooper also loves. Called him Indiana Jones.
And I'm like, how did I not think of that? I mean, it was right there for us the whole time. It was just right there. He called him Indiana Jones. Too easy.
And Cooper goes, That's a great one, Dad. And I'm like, damn it. I should have thought of that. It was right there. That was in the fastest three minutes.
Cooper loves it. Dang it. By the way, everyone loves highlights. Let's get more highlights in our lives. You got one more over there?
Yeah, one more over there. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. I just mentioned Cooper, so give it to me. You know what I like to do?
Give one more. I did not know that. Thank you. I prefer cloning. Um Why can't I give him what he wants?
Give him what he wants. I think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more. All right, Chris. I just like the movie.
We've been talking about this a lot, so I guess it's not really an overreaction. Ameka Buka, offensive rookie of the year, frontrunner. Oh yeah. Who else would it be? Genzi didn't do very much.
No, neither did Cam Ward, really, and that's kind of only the. And no other quarterbacks have started? Oh dude. Yeah. They were raving about him before the season.
And Mayfield basically said from the podium. I told you. And Mike Evans says he Called the play if we run this play, let's not if we run this play, let's run this play, we do it, I score. They ran it. He scored.
He scored. He's getting might be their number one receiver here in short order. They love him. What a piece. Yeah!
So There's zero pushback here on that. Matthew Goldman only had two catches. There isn't one. There isn't one. He's the guy right now.
In a division game on the road, he showed up. Congrats to him, man. I have no pushback on that one. I see. Overreaction Monday and Tuesday.
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I like it. Why are we calling it permission to party? What's this concept here? I just like the idea that certain times that you get a permission to party, and it's always when the person that doesn't drink a lot says, I don't know, do you want to do a special e-cocktail tonight? And you're like, I just got permission to party.
Like, that energy is the reason I party. And the reason I'll never stop partying is because we turned on the hot tub last night and Leanne goes. Should I open a bottle of rosé? And I immediately I go, oh, we're getting lit tonight. Like that energy is what I'm looking forward to.
So I want you to hear about this tour. And when your wife says, should we get tickets to go to permission to party? You go, should we get an Uber? I have a speech where I did not plan it at all. As a matter of fact, and I'm meaning this with love, I didn't even want to do the interview.
It's with Caleb Presley on Barstool. And it's his, he does it. And I mean this for real. I'm not good with characters.
So I thought I wouldn't be funny. And so I didn't. I was like, you know what? I shouldn't do it. And then, like, he's a fan, you're a fan.
I was a fan of him doing it.
So I did it. And I don't know if the interview went well. I'm sure it didn't, but there was one question he said, will you ever quit drinking? And I answered it. from my heart.
And I said, I'll never quit drinking. I love the feeling of when they say bottomless mimosas, or when you get on a plane, they go double jack on the rocks, lots of rocks. And it turned into this pump-up speech that, like, kids play on game day in the morning in the fraternity house of I'll never quit drinking. And they got music to it. And it's like one speech that I never plan, I never planned on doing the interview.
And I love Caleb, but I just was like, I don't know. And now I get on a plane and flight attendants will go, double jack on the rocks, lots of rocks.
So I never quit drinking because of that speech. And I kind of feel like the permission to party just happened with me giving you permission to change your shirt into the way you wanted to dress. I kind of feel like we just actually mimicked the whole concept that took us through there.
So it's good to have you here in this whole, this whole tour.
Now, you just, your Florida State Seminoles just took care of business against Alabama. They didn't just take care of business. They put Alabama in a deep, dark hole. I was there. I saw it.
You did? I saw it. God, it was so great.
Well, first of all, so Florida State called me. and said, would you give a pump-up speech? before The game. And I was like. Yes.
And I said, listen, you got to give me parameters because if you let me do it, you never quit drinking. I mean, you're going to get a never quit drinking speech. And so they gave me parameters, and the parameters ultimately, and I showed them to Tom, and I. I love Florida State. I love Florida.
Oh, Tommy and I were going together because we were doing a Porosos takeover.
Okay. So Tom, it's me and Tom, and it's old school Tom, the fun Tom, who's carrying hot sauce in his pocket. Fat Tom. Fat Tom, the one we loved before he changed. Oh, he was so fun.
Fat Tom would let you shave his breasts. Fat Tom was so different.
So, uh, it was before he started dying his chest hair. And so, I know, right? I'm crazy.
So, So Tom could tell I was nervous. Tom knows me better than probably any man knows me. He could tell I was nervous because I was looking at their speech, and basically they wanted, you know, the Kevin James, God bless America, God bless the troops that he's done with the game. That's what the parameters for your speech. That's kind of what they wanted.
And when were you giving this speech? Like two days before the game or two days ago? Day before the game? Oh, on the field. But right before the spear goes into the Get out of here!
Oh yeah, 90,000 people. And so, oh man. Yeah, and so I'm nervous because I'm like, I love the troops and I love America, but that's not my energy. Like, it just reads weird for me to be like, God bless. The general's shortcough or whatever.
I would have him to follow the bus crawl. That's a great desert storm. Desert storm reference.
Okay, yeah, yeah, gotcha. I went to school with his daughter. Shout out to Tampa Berkeley.
So I start to go. I'm going over the notes and like of what they want me to say. And Tom's, we're at a bar drinking. Yes.
And Tom's like, hey. He's like, don't. Don't do that. And he was like, you know what? You went to school here.
You know what it's like to be here. This school means anything. He goes, just speak from the heart and don't care what they say at all. And then Kirk Fox is with me, and Kirk goes, Very important: talk to them, not at them. These are great pieces of advice.
And so I literally scrapped everything they wrote for me. I walked out with no script. And I gave what I would argue is my, and I give good pump-up speeches. I give the speech about how you need to sprinkle the angel in your heart with alcohol. It's a great pump-up speech if you want to drink.
I've never quit a drinking speech. I've given some great, man, 90,000 people. TJ, you would have been proud. Where did he go? It was.
Uh I basically said, I mean, you can find it online. I'll post it on my things. Yeah, please. But it was, you know, My name is Burt Chrysler. I spent six and a half years at this beautiful institution.
I'm not even certain if I have a degree. I was baptized in 1991 in that end zone when there were still wooden bleachers. And when that spear went into that 50-yard line, tears streamed down my eyes. Those tears were garnished. And gold place pops.
They don't know where they are. This is the house that Bobby Ballin built. That's the ship that Coach Normal drives to this day. I only have two. words to say to you No.
I'm crying out tears off shirts. comes off He's crying. Mike Alfred, the deathland director, was like, that was amazing. Coach Norville's to put Pumping his arm, they go. Do you want to see the spear drop?
I go, yeah. They take us, I'm shirtless, to the 50-yard line where. T-Foxiola comes out on renegade. Burning spear. I look at Tommy.
He's crying. I'm crying. It's the best thing. Of our lives. That was the Alabama game for us.
And then they went out and destroyed. It was so great. And we had what you can only call the hollowed seats. I mean, we were with Danny Connell, Warwick Dunn, William Floyd, all these great names that we love and know. They're me and Tommy out on the field.
Yeah, he has dropped some LT. He's wondering. I know IP. You can barely see him behind me. By the way, when you do something like that.
And then the team goes out and poops the bed. That is like your worst nightmare, right? Like that you have failed. But for them to then go and do what they did and have Alabama basically say, what's our coach's buyout number? You know what I mean?
Like, that's how badly it went for the opposition after you set the stage, Bert Kreischer. It was. That is the best, man. That is the best. And then we're at dinner and we're hammered.
And Tommy says, Text coach. Yeah?
So I text Coach Norville. Yes.
Drunk? A drunken text to the coach? Oh, no.
So drunk.
So drunk.
Now, that's a bad piece of advice from Tom there. You have no idea, Rich.
Now, I'm under the impression that Coach Norville's got what we would only agree: a healthy sense of humor.
Okay, good. He is a fairly serious guy, from what I've learned.
Okay. Yeah. Hey coach. Congrats on the win. Tommy and I are in Tallahassee still, and we want to know if you want to decompress tonight with a slumber party.
Maybe watch goonies, have some ice cream, and just chit-chat till the sun comes up. Hit me back, Bert. And Thanks. That's it, just thanks. No, not but no, or you had a really appreciation for being here and the impact on the VRC, great speech, whatever.
Okay, coach stuff. Coach, just this guy. You know, he's got lots of a sense of humor. Yeah. Coach Belichick!
I got a text. You text the belly chip? Exactly. The beat. He tested me!
Coach, I'm I love Coach Belichick and I know he'll never touch me again now! Wait, wait, Coach Belichick. Bill Beljick texted you, Bert Kreischer. About what? About what?
First of all. It's the most confusing text in the world. Hey BK, it's B C at UNC. H-T at UNC, it's all these. My letters, right?
Who the hell is this?
So I write new phone. Who this? That was a whole shit. You're dead? It goes back and I'm panicking.
I please Julian. And Grog, I'm like, do you have Coach Pelichek's number? I think I just wrote a new phone number. America would have to do to figure out what Phil Paul would be K. Uh BC H C.
At UNC, I'm a green. BB, BB, BB, BB. HC at UNC? Wow. Wow.
And so, did he say it's Bill Belichick? Did he write back? Yeah, yeah, it's him. The most nerve-wracking three dots in the history of three dots. The most nerve-wracking.
And then I was like, I was like, I've got to go to a UNC game now. Support coach. You know the best. You know the best Bill Belichick. I know I've told you this, but when we did the.
When we did the roast of Tom Brady and we're all backstage, and it's, I mean, it's Gronk, it's Tom Brady, it's Jules, it's Randy Moss, it's the whole team. Everybody, yeah, yeah. And uh Drew Blatzo and And I just, you know, we're pumped up. We're comics. We're not like they are.
They're like, you know, energy. I go, yo, coach, give us a pump-up speech. And every Patriot just looks at each other like, well, we know where this is going. He's like, dude. Your effing job.
That's what we said. Yeah, and we were like, and they're like, all right, let's go. Yeah. The stage is set. Oh my God.
Yeah, Brilliant. Hey, while we're on the subject of college football, you got to help me interpret this, if you don't mind.
So Arch Manning of Texas is seen wincing as he's throwing a football. I saw that. You saw that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so.
It was brought up to Sarkeesian. uh in his press conference On Monday, and I don't know how to interpret this answer. Maybe you can help Bert Crush. Roll it, please. Archmanning seemed to be having some throwing pains by the fire.
Arch Arch said that to you? No. Oh, according to who? It just looked like he was He doesn't have any. Is that is there an explanation to why he was It'd look like that.
I don't know. I've never filmed any of you guys when you're using the bathroom, so I don't know what faces you make when you're doing that. Yeah. Can we get an interpretation of that? Like, what does that even mean?
Anybody? No, he, I know what it means. Does it mean that Arch was trying to go to the bathroom? No, no, no, no. He was.
So, what happened is his brain went, Coach, I got an analogy, started an analogy, and he was like, I've never, and his analogy went, pool, and it went and goes, taking a dump. And he's like, huh? He's like, taking the dump. Say he's never seen him taking a dump. Tell them he's never seen it.
And he was like, this is going to be a great idea. It's going to really land. I've never filmed you guys going to the bathroom. And everyone's like, what? You could see it in his eyes.
He went, that was the wrong one. I should have said something else. Filmed you guys on a treadmill. On a treadmill. That would have been better.
That is so funny because you look at him, and there was something. I just thought, like, it's the beginning of analogy. I just literally thought to my second, myself. For a second, that was Arch needing to actually go to the bathroom when he was wincing. No, no, no.
That's what he's saying. It's the beginning of an analogy. I love analogies. I love analogies. But an analogy always starts with: throw out the craziest scenario first, and then do the math as you come around the corner.
Like, poor stars are like coaches. Less talking in public. There you go. Just talk to the people you work with. And keep it tight.
You know, like, but that's the way an analogy works.
So give me an analogy and I'll finish it. But when you're a coach, you shouldn't be doing analogies, you should just talk in the fact. That's sort of an analogy, okay? Just give me two things. Two things.
What do you got to start an analogy with? Marriage is like: give me a word: banana peel. A banana peel? It's so hard to get it started.
Okay. But the middle is great. The end can get a little slippery. Ladies and gentlemen, Brett Kreischer. I like it.
Let's keep this thing going. My boss is like a A ray of sunshine? Mm-hmm. I don't know what to tell. I would love to see Bob Auger naked.
Should you eat a female man? Have you ever seen that man? Have you ever seen that man? Yes, sure. He is.
Gorgeous. Is that right? A hundred percent. And he really. He is a ray of sunshine.
You know, every morning that guy gets up and he gets on the machine that no one uses at the gym, the climbing machine where it's two handles and two pedals, and you go like this. He does that for 30 minutes straight. That's when he wakes up. Have you ever seen him? No, no, I've never seen it.
I was next to him and Ron Howard at an Emmy party or something. Yes.
And they were just chit-chatting. And when Bob Iger walks up, he has. B D E. Like, he is the man. Oh, my gosh.
He's worth so much money. Yeah. Confirmed. My boss's a ray of sunshine just led to that. I think that's fantastic.
Bob Iger.
Now, would this segment have been just as good if you were wearing the first shirt? No, I would have been so tight. I know, it's like, you know, am I the type of guy that you need to dress up for? No, it was Leanne.
Okay. You know, it's like, it's like, you know, I met your wife. She's lovely and well-intentioned, and I appreciate that. But I want you, man. I want your.
I think you get to a place in this business where things get so much bigger than they need to be. Yes.
You know, like I had hair and makeup. I think it looks like I need hair and makeup because I get so red these days. But hair and makeup coming to my house at nine. I had a stylist at my house last night. And so part of me is like, this is why I just want to work with my shirt off.
It's like when I go on tour, no one does any of this. You know, we're talking about what kind of pants I'm going to wear on the next special. And I already was like, I don't even want to do the next special. Like, I'm not going to afford it. It's like, God, it gets so.
Just to avoid the subject. Yeah. That is unbelievable. What you need to do for all of us is to, when you get home, Put on the matching shorts. Take a photograph and send it to us so we could see what this looks like in the full ensemble, please.
Done. I mean, we got it. We got it. By the way, if you enjoy this shirt, you can get this shirt and these pants for $15 on Amazon. Wow.
I mean, you can see it. By the way, what's crazy is the one thing will have nine different colors of the same patterns. I don't understand how they make a profit. I mean, I can figure it out now, but I say it out loud.
Okay, I think that's what ICE is doing in our country. Wow. This Friday, the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival, Festival with Whitney Cummings and Derek Stroop in Vancouver. Yeah, one of the things that's been a bit of a matter of baby, and my babies are in college. Fantastic.
Look at you. And the Burt Cass podcast, Two Bears, One Cave pod with Seguro, the new Tom. The new Tom. The new Tom. Tom is.
Yeah. Like, I don't know. He's just so business. He is. He's got, you know, your mom's house is a huge podcasting network, and he's got movies and TV shows.
But, like, old school Tommy was just, there's a video of me shaving Tommy's breasts that is the hardest I've ever laughed. In my entire life, we were in Hawaii at what now is the Four Seasons that wasn't then. And I said, Can I just hollow out your breasts? From because his armpit hair is connected with his breast hair. Can't have that.
And he goes, I go, look, it'll make you look more defined. Like, watch. And I'm being serious right now, okay? I'm being dead serious. If you're.
Take a look at how defined my chest looks. Yes, yes. I could see that. Yep, yep.
Okay. It's the trim. Oh gosh, looking at that. Yeah, I trim it.
So it's got nothing to do with anything else other than the fact that you have shaved a certain part of your chest to make it look that way. I'm morbidly obese. But I look like I have great breasts.
So I said to Tommy, Let me just trim it out. You can find this video online. Oh, I found it. It's from 2008. Oh, my God.
That's how long I've known Tommy. I just would think about it. You were on a balcony at a hotel. And Kona, and I thought I was having a stroke because I laughed so hard. Oh, God.
I shaved it and as I shaved it it looked like his breasts were wearing sunglasses. Oh no! I could Stop laughing. The razor in your hand you couldn't stop laughing? Get my hand!
Oh my god And it's the hardest I've ever laughed. That one individual has made me laugh harder than any human being alive. Sweeney Burt, right there. You don't want that happening to you. Hey, man.
The Permission to Party World Tour kicks off. On September 18th, BertBurtBurt.com for tickets and additional dates to see when Bert is coming in your area. You're one of my favorites. You're one of my favorites. When are we going to get you over to the house to do some more?
Let's do it. Let's do it. Just you're not making more food, are you? Can I do one of those pods of yours where you're not making me eat something of yours, please? I am so blown away by guys like you who don't have adventurous palates.
There's a difference between. But listen, we were in a town. Where you can take newt and turtle and toads and throw it in something, and they call it gourmet. What you are throwing into this piece of bread, even people from New Orleans would say, What is his malfunction? That was terrible.
I don't know what you were thinking. You and Adam Ray, Adam Ray, not Adam Ray tasting spice is my favorite thing I've ever seen in my life. He doesn't just taste spice, go, Oh, that's hot. He goes, Ah! He started gagging, but my favorite part of that pod was Cam Hayward sharing that his dad, Ironhead, would go to the JCC to beat up on people on a basketball court.
He said it so locker room casual to two Jewish men. Like, wait a minute. Hold on a second. It was hilarious. That is the beauty.
The beauty of podcasting is that you get diverse personalities and you throw them in a room, and sometimes magic happens, sometimes it doesn't. But that's the beauty of a podcast. And that's why I do so many of them is that every now and then, like I had Lucas Nelson, Willie Nelson's son, on yesterday, and he had a guitar and he was just breaking down how he writes songs and how songs are written. And those moments are the Red Clay Strays played for half an hour in my podcast. Podcast studio, those are brilliant moments you get.
And then every now and then you get a stinker. But, but this was not that. That was not that. I loved it. We had such, you know, I became good friends with Pac-Man Jones because of that.
But we did a podcast. Warren Sapp was supposed to show up. Warren Sapp was like, sorry, I'm golfing.
So me and Pac-Man did a podcast with our wives.
Now Leanne and Tish, Pac's wife, they text all the time. I was just with Pac in just recently in Atlanta. I've seen him all the time. It's like, that's the beauty of podcasting. And man, I'll come on anytime.
You just let me know. I'll make it happen. BurtBurtBurt.com for permission to party world tour. Burt Kreicher's here, everybody. But back to wrap this show in a second right here on the Rich Edd show.
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And that guy makes me laugh just as hard as anybody else. Can't wait for that. And Kurt Warner starts his weekly Wednesday appearance with us. I guess he started it last week, Thursday, in Brazil. Love it.
Warner Wednesday. Yeah, Warner Wednesdays. All right, Adam Chudwin, our call screener is back out from the back, sitting right here. You've written everything out. I want you to I want from the heart here, man.
I don't need to make notes. This is from the heart. What happened last night, dude? First of all, Ben Johnson. He gets an F for last night.
I thought things would be different. That's why it hurt so bad last night, Rich. All the Chicago Bears fans thought it would be different with this. It's just one game, though. But it's indicative of a systematic problem.
12 penalties. You have multiple false starts. That's not a disciplined, well-coached football team. You have a situation where he should have taken the points and he goes for it on fourth down and it fails. I guess you could have gone up 20 to 6 right there.
Luther Burden, not involved at all. Mm-hmm. Both tight ends, your Michigan guy, Colson Loveland, had two catches, barely involved. And then the worst part about the whole thing was that Ben Johnson. Does not tell Cairo Santos to kick the ball out of bounds to save the extra two-minute warning.
We would have had probably 50 seconds left in the game. That's true. Instead, Cairo Santos kicks the ball. He doesn't have the leg strength to kick it out of the end zone, and it ruins the two-minute warning. We run out of time.
It's bad coaching.
Well, speaking of running out of time, we got a minute to go. Let me talk about Caleb real quick. Do you really think Tyson Bajan should start this? I'm not saying next week if. Caleb Williams continues to play the way he did last night.
Mm-hmm. And the Bears go 0-3 or 0-4, there needs to be a change because he is airmailing throws. He is missing open reads. There were receivers open. And you can look, I know you're not an all-22 guy, but I can show you a clip later of the All-22 film where he is just missing open receivers.
You want to Bryce Youngham? Is that what you're going to do? Yeah, I think he needs to sit down because there's a reason the Bears signed Tyson Bagent to a nice contract in the offseason. Bagent's a young player. Andy Dalton's not there.
No, you could see in the preseason, though, that the operation was better with him. And some of the pre-snap stuff sometimes on the quarterback, too. For sure. And it runs smoother. It runs smoother.
you know, I I mean Man, to Bryce Young Caleb Williams would be uh A panic movement. That's not why they brought Benjamin. Apparently, what I've read is that Ben Johnson really does like Tyson Bajant. I mean, everybody does. Everyone loves the backup until he becomes the starter.
What bothered me about Caleb last night? I didn't see any progression from last year. No, I'm not. I feel the same. Listen, all us Michigan fans after that Oklahoma game, we're all like, that was too many shades of last year for us to really feel good.
I hear what you're saying. Tyson Beijing Fan Club takes us out. Thanks for listening to the Rich Eisen Show Podcast. You can watch and listen to The Rich Eisen Show live weekdays from noon to 3 Eastern on ESPN Radio, Disney Plus, and on the ESPN app. The Rich Eisen Show, the podcast.
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