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So thanks for celebrating. Vito of Vito's Pizza here in Los Angeles just personally brought the pizza in. He just dropped it off and left, which is unfortunate because I always love seeing Vito. But very fortunate because apparently the last time he was on here with Susie, he cursed.
Like three different times. I mean, that's what guys from Vito, New Jersey do. You want authentic Vito, right?
How good is it, right? We just scarfed in the commercial break. I'm still going.
Wait until I can stop pushing buttons. That's why I asked if Susie's here because Susie loves it when Vito's Pizza's in the area. Although she only just takes one slice and gives it for everyone else. And Charlie Collier and Joe Francetta, I guess, of Roku are the ones who were sent here. Love those guys. Thank you for that. And thanks for everybody with their well wishes in the comments of everything.
I'm reading them today, so be careful. 844-204-Rich is the number. O'Shea Jackson Jr. is going to join us the rest of the hour after we do an overreaction Monday and a Tuesday in a second. But let's take some calls. Jimmy in San Antonio just chimed in. Let's take one of our favorites.
What's up, Jimmy? Hey, feliz cumpleaños, viejo. Gracias. Gracias.
Hola muchacho. Dude, happy birthday, of course. I didn't know it was your birthday. I haven't gotten you squat. I feel bad.
You know what? Squat for birthdays are great, man. I appreciate it. Just wrap the squat in something. I've got a plethora of squat.
By the way, write it down. A plethora of squat. A plethora of squat is a great fantasy team name.
Write that one down, Chris. That's a good one. That's a good one. A plethora of squat. So I'm going to have ginger persuasion and a plethora of squat. That's right.
Jimmy's providing some finalists. You're a factor. Yeah, man.
Tiddly squat. Okay. Well, the reason I called is I was a correspondent on Pop stepping down, and I gave that heads up to Adam.
Yes. And then a few, after the Eastern Conference Finals, I gave a heads up to Adam that the Spurs were looking at Porzingis. And today, I see a rumor that they're looking at Porzingis and Brockman. I just wanted to see if you wanted to negotiate live on air. What do you want from the Spurs if we want Porzingis?
Well, the number two pick, obviously. Yeah, that's not happening. Okay, I'm out. Never mind.
Happy birthday. No, I know that's not realistic, but I mean, we're just looking for salary relief. So anything would be nice in return. You want to get rid of that apron, right? Yeah, we got to get below the second apron there. Let me ask you this question, Jimmy. Let me ask you this question. Do you think Porzingis has ever been on a team with somebody five inches taller than him? Never. Maybe when he was in it.
No. In his entire life. He's seven foot three. Okay, so then it's three inches taller than him. Yeah, Wimby is pretty tall, man. He'd still be growing.
I know. You guys saw him, man. He's enormous.
He walked by me and I looked up and he nodded. He's seven five without it. I've never seen anything like that in my entire life.
When he was walking around that Fanatics Fest. Unbelievable. I think the former Spurs players have worked out well for you Brockman with D. White. You're not wrong about that. So maybe the front offices can get something together. Maybe you take like Keldon Johnson and Devon Bessel and the 14th pick.
Or we have draft capital next year. Look at that. And we can work something out. Let me forward this information to Brad. There you go.
I'll get back to you. Tell Brad about it. They're on a first name basis, Jimmy. Tell Brad I said hi.
Thanks for the food for thought. Jimmy San Antonio, another of our favorites from the state of Texas. Allen Dallas is here on The Rich Guys Show. What's up, Al? How you doing? Sorry, slippery finger. Richard, we just we were crossing paths, I guess, over in the Northeast.
I just flew in from a six day bender in New York. Hey, Richard. OK. That pizza, by the way, I've seen you. Bro. Al, I got to tell you. It is it is the real deal. Al. Yeah, it looks.
Ever in Los Angeles, V-Rice Pizza. Got to do it. It looks great. Listen, should I should I should I do the win loss game for the New York Football Giants? Now, that's a birthday gift. Oh, that's a birthday gift for me.
Didn't didn't didn't expect it. But that's a birthday gift from Allen Dallas before we do overreaction Monday on a Tuesday of O'Shea react O'Shea Jackson Junior. All right, Al, what a birthday gift this is for me.
You are the first to take a crack at the Giants win loss schedule. Here we go. I do, Richard. You know, you know, you're a giver. You're a giver from another mother. Giver. And I'll keep the receipt on this one. OK. The birthday receipt at the commanders.
What happens now? That's a loss all in one at the Cowboys. That's a that's a win for Dallas, but a win for Dallas. Right. Wow.
One in one home for the Chiefs, baby. What do you got next? Next. Next slide, please.
Next slide. One and two home for the Chargers. Well, we're going to beat the Chargers. Two and two at the Saints. We're going to beat the Saints. We're above 500, guys.
And Russell Wilson is the toast of New York. I will be stunned. OK. Home for the Eagles against the OK. Next slide, please.
OK. Next slide. Three and three at the Broncos. We'll beat the we'll beat the Broncos four and three at the Eagles.
Again, we're not. Next slide, four and four home for the Niners. We're going to lose to the Niners, four and five at the Bears. We'll beat the Bears five and five home for the Packers.
Who made the schedule? Jeez. It's very hard. We'll this is where it's going to get rough. We'll lose to the Packers. OK. Five and six at the Lions. We're going to lose to the Lions. Five and seven at the Patriots on a Monday night. I'm just I mean, we'll beat the Patriots.
Yeah, baby. Six and seven off the bye home for the commanders. We're going to beat the commanders at home.
All right. Look at us back at five hundred seven and seven home for the Vikings. We're going to we're going to beat the Vikings at home.
Eight and seven at the Raiders on a Saturday. We're going to beat the Raiders. That's a four game win streak home for the Cowboys to finish.
Do it. You know, we're going to beat the Cowboys. Let's go sweep the Cowboys. Allen Dallas is the giant on a five game win streak. Saving the ball job and taking over New York, baby. That's right.
Ten and seven. Allen Dallas. Wow. That saves Daybell's job for sure. For sure.
Why not, Al? Right. The five game win streak is after Daybell inserts Jackson Dart into the starting lineup. Toast to the town, right? Jackson Dart.
Jackson Dart will not see the light of day. OK. Let's go from five and seven to ten and seven. Thanks for giving me that birthday gift. Happy birthday. Enjoy yourself.
Right back at you. He's got a beating Brockman's Patriots and sweeping T.J.'s Cowboys. T.J. Plus in Dallas. If the Giants go ten and seven.
I think the last time that happened, Lawrence Taylor was playing for the Giants. Wow. This is great. Let's stop. He got a ten and seven out of Allen Dallas. That way he'll get a tattoo of Daybell if that happens. Try to have one.
And a 17 and 0 for the Detroit Lions. Kyle in Michigan. Man. All right. We did overreaction Monday in New York City on Saturday at the Fanatics Fest, but that's out there right now for you to listen to or you get your podcasts or see on the Rich Eyes and Show YouTube channel. So with that being done on Monday, it's time for overreaction Monday on a Tuesday. Hit it. That was terrible. That was crap.
That was garbage. This place sucks. Overreaction Mondays. Monday. On a Tuesday. All right, everybody.
Chris Brockman. Have at it. Everybody. How's it going? Good to see you guys.
Oh, shit. Great to see you, man. Good to see you. Good to see you. So we exhausted all of my great NFL topics. I kind of exhausted for the Fanatics Fest pod.
Please go check that out on YouTube. We're making excuses to start the segment. You only had 72 hours to think of something for us. I do have one NFL topic, though, for this before we get to some other ones. The grab bag here.
As we sit right now, June 24th, we are sitting Rich Eisen's birthday. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the most underrated team in the NFL. In the NFL. Underrated team could be obviously it could fit a large scope here. We're not we're not really talking about them. No one's really thinking about them as a Super Bowl contender or maybe to win the NFC. You don't think San Francisco is more underrated?
I don't. You don't even think they're that good heading into this year. I'm the one that said that they were a Final Four team when we were in New York. The Bucks have won the division, what, more than anyone except Buffalo and Kansas City, right? Consecutive divisions. In a row. Correct. In a row.
Yes. Baker Mayfield, one of his best seasons last year. Mike Evans just continually racks up yards and touchdowns. Bucky Irving could be your breakout running back of the 2025 season. Bucks, most underrated team in the league.
And you know, on a playoff Saturday or Sunday or who knows Monday, Baker's waking up dangerous, right? No doubt. I'll buy it. All right.
I'm looking right now at who's more underrated that has won its division multiple times in a row and goes to the playoffs and on occasion wins playoff games. Right? I'll buy. That's a good one, Chris. I like it. Did you agree once when we were in New York? No, because you were really off the rails on a lot of them.
I was playing up to the crowd. Good for you. All right. A couple of basketball ones here and then a few other to finish out. Okay. So we saw it happen again in game seven. Tyrese Helberton, a great post that he had yesterday.
You could really tell he was kind of going through all the emotions. Of course. The number of superstar Achilles injuries this year should make the NBA think about reducing the number of regular season games. I'm seeing that too, man. They should reduce the number of regular season games along with the fact because no one wants to play back to backs. Who wants to play back to backs? Not a single player wants to play back to backs. Not a single franchise is looking at back to backs as opportunities.
Nobody. You know, the metrics say that the back to back games cause teams to sit their stars. Sit them. Anybody that's coming up, like none of these guys that's on the screen, any, whenever Dame Lillard comes back or Tatum comes back or Halliburton comes back the entire year after they come back, they won't play a single back to back game ever. No, no, no. I mean, Kawhi Leonard's on the no back to back games program for the rest of his career, it seems.
So why are we doing it? Right. I saw that somebody was saying what they get the, the they're bringing in $76 billion over the next television contracts. Yeah, it's going to be massive. The money's there, so you don't need to jam in more games, although I'm sure they get $76 billion cause there's a lot of games for people to, for them to televise.
The year after the bubble, they played 72 and that seemed like it was the perfect number. It'll never happen. I think we're just raging at clouds right now. But nor do I know if that's the reason why these, these Achilles have given way. A lot of people are blaming the shoes. I'm curious about O'Shea when you think about that. We'll talk about that. All right. How about this one?
These two guys were in the news. Obviously SGA capped his great, fantastic year scoring title MVP finals MVP Kevin Durant traded over the weekend. How about SGA will finish his career with more titles and finals MVPs than KD. Oh God. What's Durant's numbers right now?
Two, two and two. I'll call it an overreaction right now. Dude, I'm burned from last year. I thought for sure there was a beginning of a Celtics dynasty. So did Chris. I know O'Shea just laughed off camera. And it's not over. So did Chris. Chris said they're going to win like four in a row. Pause.
It's paused. Yeah. I mean, last year it looked like, oh, the Celtics are set. They're going to do it again and again and again and again. So put a pin in this and let's talk next year. All right. After next year, I'll just call that an overreaction at present.
I wrote these thinking we were going to do this yesterday. Since Durant might add to some. I would be shocked. Can you do that, Chris?
Can he postpone something for a whole year? That could change everything. Yeah. I wrote this thinking we were going to talk about this yesterday, but it's an overreaction. But we didn't. No, this one, this one coming up right now, because we were talking about over the weekend, we both went to Yankee Stadium and I left when something could have happened. Taking a pitcher out when they've given up no hits is the lamest thing in today's major league baseball.
It happens all the time. I hear you. Let him go. Who cares how many pitches he's thrown? I'm with you. Nolan Ryan used to throw 200 pitches. I'm with you.
His arm was fine. The most lame thing in baseball is allowing relievers to run in from the bullpen to join a pushing and shoving match that never really materialized. You know what I mean?
The Dodgers and Padres do really hate each other. They were probably needed for that one. The NBA does not allow anybody to set a toe on the court from the bench whenever there's anything going on on the floor. The NHL, right?
I turn to our hockey expert here in the control room as well here. And you, Jay, you can't come off the bench during a fight. Oh, no way. That would be. You know what I mean?
So then why are we allowing players to run in from the bullpen? I'm coming. Hold on a minute.
I'm almost there. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Here I am. Oh, all right. I'll just turn around and go back. That's the lamest thing. But I'm with you, dude.
I'm with you. Like Clark Schmidt, let him go another 25 pitches. Was it a couple of years ago that Clayton Kershaw had a perfect game going and they took him out after five? Well, it was the first week of the season. Who cares? Right.
When are you going to get another chance at a perfect game? I'm with you. I'm with you. Remember, we talked about that for like two weeks. So dumb. What else?
Okay. So like a few weeks ago, we were talking about AL MVP and Aaron Judge, I think was minus 20,000 or something. Cal Raleigh is going to win AL MVP. Give me the big dumper. Keeps hitting bombs.
Let me ask you this question. Now that he is hitting bombs and it's amazing. It's incredible. He just broke Johnny Bench's record for first half home runs by a catcher or prior to the All-Star break. And he's a switch hitter. And he's a switch hitter.
And the Mariners are in the mix, right? It checks every box. It does. And you may be right. I'll call this an overreaction because, you know, judges, he's hitting for average and doing everything else, too.
Okay. But also a catcher doing this is pretty crazy. Yeah. I mean, he's calling a game on top. This is incredible.
What his rest days he plays DH. But is this the most unfortunate nickname of all time? The big dumper or big dumpy? You know what I mean?
Because he's got a big butt, obviously. I understand that. I get it. But, you know, he needs a better nickname. That's what I'm. Yeah. As you know, I, I, I tread lightly on this one because I've tried giving other people new nicknames and I've not only been rejected, but made fun of.
I can't call another grown man big dumper. You know what I mean? Like, please. It's not that I can't. It really is. It's just like, okay, you know, I know, I know this doesn't happen anymore.
I mean, it's a pitch calm, but it's like he's putting the number two down. You know what I mean? Like, let's not.
Let's not. Big dumper. I don't get it.
I can't agree, though, that big dumper is better than the cultural. Is it? Is it?
Is it true that his mom does not like the nickname? Oh, is that a thing? Oh, no. Okay. You got one more?
Yeah. One more big dumper. If he's not an automatic qualifier, Keegan Bradley has to pick himself for the Ryder Cup. I know we're going to talk to him tomorrow, but come on. He's on tomorrow's program. Pick yourself.
You deserve it. Player, manager, player, coach. That's what I'm talking about. Would it be the first coach player? The last person to do this, ironically enough, Arnold Palmer in 1962 was Ryder Cup captain, and he played. So it would be captain player. Yeah, captain player. Captain player. Let's do it. Oh, captain by captain. Keegan, let's go. Let's go. Yup.
Stand on that. Amazing comeback. Wait until you guys can see the travelers this weekend. He's a New England guy. Tommy Fleetwood, man. Making loss for Fleetwood.
Yeah, I know. Keegan, man. That was awesome. He won the travelers again at TPC Cromwell, where I was watching 17 with that body of water that's right in front of the green. How many balls in there? Oh my God.
Of my own golf balls. I've lost track. I've lost track.
Thankfully, there's only water on one hole, I think. Oh, and I found it. No, I'm talking about in Tahoe.
Oh, in Tahoe. Oh, I know. I know. I know. The boats should be... Yeah, the boats.
Should they have helmets? I'm feeling good. Oh.
Went to Topgolf last night with the boys. My man. Feeling good.
I can feel it. Thank you. Good stuff, Chris. All right. Let's take a break and bring O'Shea out here. He's been kind enough to sit here.
He didn't have nothing to bear to do, Rich. Okay, great. O'Shea Jackson Jr. demanded time on this program. We'll find out what for coming up. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. You chose to hit play on this podcast today.
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Here is a guest on the show, not just here to do the contest wrestling pod, not to do all that. What's the fabric of the jacket, the coat? Opossum. Opossum. I don't know, man.
Opossum. You're not about to give me PETA emailed. No. We don't need to do that. Yeah.
We don't need to have that. TJ, I thought you said it was going to be a party. Yeah. Well, there's pizza and things.
Yeah. But by the way, speaking of that, Keisha of Roku, also a part of the pizza concept as well. Who don't love a good Keisha, right? Let me tell you.
She is as great as they come. This was a better party than Thunderthrowing currently, I think. Oh, man. Can we talk about that? Oh, no. Well, I mean, here's the deal, O'Shea.
The radio audience is returning as well. Okay. So I want to make sure whatever you have on your chest that you want to get off your chest is seen and heard by our largest cross-section of listeners and viewers. It's because you're a team player.
I am, which is why I don't understand the concept of a hostile work environment that you always claim is around here. I mean, I saw the birthday celebration and couldn't help but notice an open flame indoors. Kind of wild. Well, I mean, it's just on a candle that I immediately extinguished. I saw several candles. There was one. Okay. There's three of them.
TJ lights a candle every day to start the program, and it burns for three straight hours. That's true. Wow. Yeah.
He even leaves the candle there for others who sit in his chair with little notes like he's in high school. Whoa. Listen. I'm trying to be welcoming here. Not here. Not in this hostile working environment.
Couldn't help but notice Del Tufo hasn't been here. Well, I mean, that's a choice on his part. I don't know what he's doing.
He's either working at Fox or feeding squirrels, which might be the same thing. I don't know. Okay.
Where's the body, Rich? I don't know. Okay. All right, bro. It's not me.
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Yeah. At least 35 good minutes. That's the name of the new segment here, 35 good minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, the star of Den of Thieves, Den of Thieves Two, and soon to be Den of Thieves Three, fully intact after his roll through the woods with the cocaine bear.
Ladies and gentlemen, O'Shea Jackson Jr. I think we found out what my jacket is made out of. What is it? A cocaine bear.
Cocaine bear. Is that right? Now, I've heard you have something on your chest you want to get off your chest. Is that a fact? Is that true or what?
First of all, I just bullied myself on here because I found out it was your birthday and I'm not going to have you guys have a celebration without me because it's always a celebration when you have me. It is. When you walk around anywhere, it's a celebration. I've seen that personally. I've witnessed that. And I wanted to thank you personally because I had the best time of my life at Fanatics Fest.
How great is that event? Right? Oh, I suggest it for everyone, Rich. Wouldn't you?
Yeah. I'm with you. Well, it really has everything to it and for fans, they could meet you, right?
Or Cena or Manby or Brady. I mean, everyone's walking around, just walking around and it's great. I'm glad you experienced it. Speaking of fans meeting me. Yes, sir. TJ had the great idea to walk out on the floor so we could go explore Fanatics Fest. How far do you think we got?
Two feet. No, well, no, no. I mean, I'm not Michael, but you know, a good 40 before we had to turn back because we were mauled by children and O.J.
Jackson Jr. always says yes. Oh, third person alert. Come on out. Come on, guys. But you know, here's the verbal explosive I'm about to throw into the midst of our conversation. Watch out now.
I tried to get both of you back in the green room. Yeah. When I'm looking around and surveying, there's punk, the first ever guest in the history of no contest wrestling.
Yeah. And C.W. C.M. Punk right there in a three piece.
Charles Munko would not have been more Natalie Klaad, Cena, Triple H, LeBron. I'm like, we're going to ask my son and my nephews with me. I'm like, where is O'Shea and T.J.?
Where the hell are they? And I called T.J. and completely on brand. No answer. Standard, right?
Standard. And then you come back in after they've all left. You were not happy about. No, I was completely upset. And you know what?
I'm not going to completely blame T.J., but I'll find a way to do it. Now, we were ran amok. We were led astray.
Nice. They kept telling us, you know, yeah, you've got to get you to the 40 40 club. I was like, 40 40 club? What year is it? That club's gone.
They're like, no, no. We built one in the middle of the wherever we were. Javits Center. Yeah, in the Javits Center. So they built this club in the middle of the Javits Center that you're supposed to go to and just see the people you were already seeing, which is great, which is great. And so we were in there, you know, they led us. I had to do interviews and all this other stuff. And yeah, I mean, I got in there, met Logan Paul, got Logan Paul's number. So that's going to be great.
Yeah. And then T.J. saw his friend Will completely threw Sprite all over me for no reason. It was crazy.
T.J., what happened? I was holding the glass and it was wet and my buddy Will Makris comes over. Will's the man there. And I hadn't seen Will in a while. So I was like, yo, and the glass was wet and it slipped out of my hand and then splashed all over. It was shocking to both of us that he just dropped the Sprite.
And also, we're in a section that's not ours. I just saw other black people was like, can I sit here? And they were like, yeah, dude, I bring just throw Sprite everywhere and then hugs Will. Shout out to Will, whoever you are, Will's the guy had I known he was there with a goddess and quicker like Will's that type of dude was the man. Yeah, man.
So that was great. But, you know, I've met a boy. You're burying the lead on who the first person we saw when we walked in, there was somebody that you wanted to meet.
That's horrible. Can I finish? Can I finish? Only if you're not going to lie about it. So anyway, this is why we missed your phone call.
OK, I know punk punk is my boy. Right. Met LeBron before. But that Triple H meeting, that was the first person we ran into.
Oh, yes. So within 10 minutes ago, how did this go? Well, I walk in there, they're taking us behind the curtain and I make eye contact. He's literally the first person we see when we get Triple H. Triple H sees me and goes, hey, like he knows me.
I felt warm, felt welcomed. And then from there, he's like, how have we never met each other? I see you at all the stuff.
I see you do all the things. And I'm like, I've been waiting to meet you my entire life, Triple H. And then we started talking about O'Shea Jackson during a Triple H things. He knows about the pod, talked about Stephanie possibly coming on, talked about him possibly coming on.
And I may or may not have gotten the contact. And thus, the No Contest Wrestling podcast has so much power right now and I'm letting it go to my head. That's why I'm in a fur coat. That's right.
That's the fur coat. Yeah. OK, so Triple H, can you put that photograph up again?
Yes, please. OK, so he's signing the belt that you are walking around with. My old faithful. I've had that belt since I was 10 years old.
It's 24 years worth of leather right there. There's six people that I want to get. I got Mick Foley already because of the No Contest Wrestling podcast.
Then I got Triple H. And later on in the night, I even ran into the Undertaker and got the Undertaker to sign. OK, so now that is a very priceless piece of work. And that photograph one more time. Who is Carrot Top in the background on this photograph? He plays basketball.
I know that because he had one of the titles that WWE gives you when your team wins the championship. But I don't know who that is. You know who's standing right behind him, though, was Woge. Woge? Yeah.
Like Adrian Wojnarowski? Yes. Yes. I went to talk to him so bad that I didn't. Triple H and Woge in the same, so you had a Triple H bomb and a Woge bomb and a Ronald McDonald bomb all at once right there. But also when I was meeting Triple H, I made sure to put my tag team partner over and I introduced TJ to him as well. OK. That is there. There.
There is no I in O'Shea Jackson. So we had a good meeting because I told him at WrestleMania 39 in Philly, I was coming out of this, I don't know, VIP area and he's coming down to the golf cart. So I see Triple H. Triple H sees me. I put my hand out for a shake. He gives me a fist bump. I switch to a fist bump.
He goes to the handshake. We did this and I told him about it. And he just laughed and said, we really f that one up.
Yeah. And he didn't remember it at all. No, I didn't. So you remember that one time before WrestleMania 39 accidentally played rock, paper, scissors together.
You're driving in a car again. You're trying to play me again. But when you can't play like a triple H laughed, he goes, we really f that up because we got to do it again.
Didn't matter if he remembered it. It was just like, OK, man, I'm trying to play me look at you, man. That's crazy.
That's as crazy as the Dallas Mavericks having a less than 2% chance of getting number one pick and getting it. I'm not saying anything. This is what's on your chest that you wanted to come on and get off your chest. It's something that happened three or four weeks ago. Or what? I mean, it's just a crazy.
What is stuck in your cron? What's happening? I'm just saying in a situation like this, it's just crazy that it keeps happening this way. Just like when the Chicago Bulls had a less than 2% chance to get the number one pick.
Then they got Derrick Rose, the hometown hero. Let me just say this. It's crazy. Exactly. Exactly.
Of all the people to say something like this, that's funny. The fact is, if you are a conspiracy theorist believing that the commissioner of the NBA would like to make sure one particular franchise gets one particular player at the detriment of 29 other franchises that he also represents as the commissioner of the NBA, and would put the NBA at such peril if this sort of information got out, that if you believe all of that, which I believe you do believe. I'm just saying it's a crazy coincidence. Now this whole I'm not saying I'm just saying bit right now causes me to think this is confirmed. You do have this tinfoil hat on that I don't see on this conspiracy. If you do believe all of that, it's because the Lakers got yet another generational talent just dropped in their lap by somebody else's incompetence or somebody else's decision that you can't fathom because they traded this person or let them walk or figured out something that the Lakers had already figured out, but you didn't. I can't believe you're sitting here saying that the Mavericks got Cooper flag dropped in their lap because they were so incompetent to trade you, Luca, for nothing plus Anthony Davis first.
Yes. Did I get any of this wrong? Clipper fan in the corner. Did I get anything wrong on what I just said much there was a nail on saying it's as if I reached out my hand and triple H reached out his hand and we had a connection connection you did without some weird thing happening to the hand this thing, what did I say that was wrong?
Anything off? I mean, it is crazy that that trade happened on the 17th anniversary of the power of us all trade to that. That's just a crazy coincidence available crazy coincidence leading to this great moment.
No contest wrestling history. It was amazing. They love this picture. Isn't it also weird that Tyrese Halliburton, Jason Tatum and Damian Lillard and the Eastern Conference all have the same injury, all wore the number zero and all had on pink shoes. I'm not saying anything. It's just a crazy coincidence. We're probably going to get somebody new in the Eastern Conference to get to the Eastern Conference finals because these top teams are losing their stars for the whole year. It's crazy.
Well, then there's been a different champion every year. So and that happened because the association, it's a crazy coincidence concept of like, where does this happen? Where they get together man, Nico Harrison needs our help. And here's what we're going to do. We're going to fix the lottery. We're going to get on board with every 30, all 30 franchises, all 29 of the ones. And we're going to tell them Cooper flags not coming to you.
They go into Dallas because because Nico Harrison decided to trade Luka Doncic in the most bizarre way. And we need to help them get off the hook. We need to help Miriam Adelson figure out her business deal to her liking. That's what we need to do. We need to help Nico.
We need to help everybody. Like, what meeting does that happen? Is it a Zoom? I don't think there is anything. Is it on a Zoom?
I don't think there's a meeting. I just think everything's a crazy coincidence. Like when, when the NBA gave up the New Orleans franchise and they got a new owner, then they just got number one pick or then when Anthony Davis wanted to go to LA and then they got number one pick for Zion or then when Minnesota got rid of Kevin Love and then they got number one pick or as many times as the Cleveland Cavaliers got number one pick after losing LeBron. It's just crazy. It's a crazy coincidence. My goodness.
All these first time NBA champion franchises, these DEI titles. That's right. It's crazy. Wow. It's crazy.
Man, man. Well. Everybody, everybody gets a title now.
My NBA bring back to bring back the anti-woke NBA franchises again. Did you see Luca apparently is focusing on his diet? Did you see that? I saw the slander that you put up.
It's not slander. It's clearly, it's clearly half of himself from just the, the weeks before and the, the, the athletic is reporting that he is on a full on diet. He's locked in.
He wants to be a champion and did you see what the rich eyes and show has discovered what he's on? See, this is what I'm talking about. Yeah. What are you talking about?
He's on spikes. Empic. Wow. Spite. I'm sure every Maverick fan is like, what's he taking?
Yes. I was taking an injection of spite spice. I'll show you that I don't have the wherewithal to take care of my body. And I'll show you that, that you sent me away at the wrong time. I'm going to, I'm going to take the new spite glutide injection once a week. I'm going to take spite Zimbeck and look at me now. Right? Spite Zimbeck.
If it's hating your heart, let it out. Look out cause here we come. Let's take another song from the greatest showman and talk about losing weight. Is that the weirdest choice for, for, for, for a glutide shot? I don't think he's seen the greatest showman.
Have you ever seen the greatest showman? Oh no. Hmm. How old's your daughter? Uh, she'll be eight in August. Okay. She never saw the greatest showman, huh?
No, no, no, no, no. She just got into Harry Potter and it is insane. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She, the other day she goes, uh, daddy, you know who the main characters of Harry Potter are?
I do, but I got to let her get it off. She goes, uh, Hermione, Ron and Harry and Harry. The boy who lived gets and Harry, the movie's called Harry Potter. Right.
He gets third billing. Well, but isn't the and thing a special in the title of movie? It's really crazy. It's all Hermione propaganda because she's a woman. That's true. It's true. But she don't like nobody but Hermione.
And I get it. Yeah. Hermione's wand.
She, uh, she had camp and they did a little sorting hat ceremony. She's a Slytherin like her father before her, you don't know, you don't know the Harry Potter world. Do you? No, no. And I won't read a book. Brockman. Oh, Taylor.
My daughter listens to it on books on tape. Yeah. That's nonstop. That's good.
Nonstop. Um, all right. We're going to take a break. We're going to get, so you really have nothing. You want to get off your chest. You just want to chop it up with it. And I got to tell you a story about Brockman.
That's called a tease. Yeah. Okay. We got, let's take a break. We'll come back. All right.
Let's have a little fun with O'Shea Jackson Jr sitting here. You know what these are? These SAG after checks. You get them too, right? Yes.
Um, we opened my residual checks on the air and a segment we call residual rich hit it pay that to me and his money, so we, uh, I opened the check and then you guess what it is and you can hear the music. It's prices, right? Rules closest without going over. Okay. All right.
Here we go. Oh, and by the way, uh, RJ Herrera of the rich eyes and Joe Steph, uh, gave me a birthday gift just for this segment, a letter opener, Aaron judge number 99 opener. Isn't this thoughtful? It is. Yeah. It is very thoughtful.
Your mom sent you and you lost it. Yeah. Okay. So you choose envelope one, two or three.
What am I opening? I've got to go to Tuesday. He does the middle one. It makes sense. There you go. All right. Here we go. By the way.
New weapon onset. I'm brandishing it. All right. Here we go.
I got no stick though. Shake. That's right. Here we go. Uh, it is for an episode.
I've the league. Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh, it's two checks. I was in two. Oh my goodness. Uh, I've never received two checks in one envelope before. I'll just take the first one, an episode of the league from a few years ago, Chris, your first up. Oh man.
It might be an episode that I was in. I'm going to say a 38 cents, 38 cents, Jay, uh, $2 and 14 cents, TJ, uh, two checks. I'm gonna go with my man. Just one. Just one. Uh, I'm going to go two 50, two 50 O'Shea Jackson junior's first attempted residual rich.
Um, I'm going to, uh, say a dollar 19, dollar 19 actual cost of retail price of this check is $19 and 62 cents transparency of a man. Sean, what are you getting? Another one. I'm sorry. TJ.
Jefferson is the winner of that tribal chief. All right. Here's the next one. Next one. This is perfect.
Okay. 22 jumps street. Oh, the one time I've ever co-starred with ice cube. This is not scripted guys.
You were voiceover only in that voiceover only. Uh, let's do it again. Chris, you're first up.
TJ. You're first 22 jumps street. I'm going to say $5 and 12 cents. Jay I'll go $5 11 cents. Oh, you, well, that's the worst that was so stupid. Not smart.
$5 13. Oh crap. Oh my God. Stick to multiple.
I feel very deltufilish. Chris. This guy's got a Maserati. Don't blow it. The three one three, $3 13 cents. O'Shea Jackson junior, six 80, $6 and 80 cents.
The check for 22 jumps street. That's that was just terrible. Wow. Worst guess ever.
$10 and 93 cents. O'Shea Jackson junior. Of course. I'll get that one. Right?
Lose that one. They were a lot this time. I wonder what you guys. It's just a crazy coincidence.
Your dad's definitely getting more than 10 90. That's for sure. Yeah. Can confirm that you just got a residual check from, from where recently? What, what's your most recent one was from a dinner.
Thieves. Yeah. Must've been the first one. Second one. No, the second one.
Second one must be very nice. Yes. Congratulations. It saves the day.
Bought that coat. I'm sure. Yeah. Very good. O'Shea Jackson junior.
You want to tell a story about Chris Brockman? Yes. Well, me and TJ, we, uh, I think we were about to do, or we had just finished, uh, we were about to do the episode of no contest. And that's what you just returned from Yankee stadium with courage, right? Yeah. Correct.
Leaving a no hitter in progress. Indeed. Okay. Yes. And so, you know, TJ is doing everything he can to get Brockman, uh, backstage with us.
He had a little pushback TJ and like that and went out there backhand, right? Yeah. Handled business. What happened? Yeah, I did. The guy, uh, the security guard who was blocking there were Steve Nash and, and I saw CD lamb come out. I was like, can I get back there with this? And he goes, I don't think so. Mike. All right. Yeah. So TJ didn't like that disrespect.
TJ wouldn't save the day when God got him. That was nice. Disrespect him. That was nice. Nobody else. That's right. It makes sense.
And plus cage Brockman was there and ain't no, that's front of his son. Yeah. Did you see CD lamb? Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah. Uh, speaking of disrespecting Chris Brockman.
Oh no. Um, so I was being disrespected by Chris last week when I impromptu did the win loss game for the Kansas city chiefs. I had them go 15 and two matching last year's record, which I don't think is out of the realm at all.
And this was the, uh, exchange you're on the program. I think in a block field goals at the buzzer, are they going to get mattered officiating to go out? Yes. It's kind of does last year. They had all this weird stuff happen when they were really a nine or 10 win team.
And then they got absolutely smoked in the play in the super bowl. Guess what? Yes. They'll get handled when it gets handled. Yes, they will.
They will. And as a matter of fact, stone street's still going to call you back. Stone street's still going to call you back, man.
Somebody in Kansas city heard that his name is Eric stone street. Who texted me this very morning if you do a segment on it, being your birthday, happy birthday, rich. You're just the best guy.
And I know this because you are my puppet and you do everything you do and say everything you say, because I tell you to, that's how you become the huge success you have in life by listening to me and not making your own decisions or forming your own opinions. So on this day, on the day of your birth, I say, thank you. Thank you for always honoring the deal you made with me so many years ago when we met. And I told you to only think and say what I tell you to enjoy the day, rich and have some cake, but not your favorite cake, white with chocolate butter cream icing, but rather my favorite cake, red velvet with red, yellow and white Royal icing, black, just super.
And it's best when eaten out of a bowl. And if your assistant Chris is listening, tell him the best relevant velvet red velvet cake in LA is that beaches bakery on Magnolia Boulevard in Burbank, just west of Clark. Tell him to ask for Andy.
He'll hook him up. Signed, Eric. Oh, shit. You know what that is? That is rent free living. My friend. Yeah, absolutely. Rent free living. Absolutely.
But I mean, the puppeteering thing. You made your son asked me for a puka nakua jersey, great information on top of stone street. This was delivering this soliloquy via text on my birthday, great birthday gift. Thank you. Thank you for this birthday gift on top of Eric's.
What happened? Yeah. So he whispers in his child's ear, by the way, great name.
Thank you. Boss name, dude. Whispers in his child's ear like Adam Silver to the owner of the Dallas Mavericks. Oh my God.
It's just a coincidence. And then he comes up to me and says, Uncle Shay. Uncle Shay.
Right. Black Uncle Shay. Oh my God. Can you get me a puka nakua jersey? I'm not going to say no to that sweet baby angel. Of course not.
So now I've got to get it. And I don't know his size. So he's going to get a few. Well, that's why he asks Uncle Shay. Man. Oh man. Oh man. What an evil human being.
How many celebrities can show Chris Brockman in the back of their hands in this segment? Rent free living, my friend. Are we burying the fact that Eric called him your assistant? How are we just giving over that? Red velvet.
Red velvet. Ask for Andy. That's well done. That's a high rent district, man. High rent district. Very good. I love it here. I'm being told you have a top five list.
I have a top five list. Let's finish up strong. Let's go. What is this?
I don't know what's happening. One, two, three, four, five. Brockman's. Top five. Oh my God. The guy who no longer works here. What is a top five?
Rich, as you all know, as you know, it's your 56th birthday. That is correct. This is a top five list of athletes to wear number 56 in sports.
Hmm. Number five. Martin Truex Jr. NASCAR driver. He's won a race. He's had a few polls. He's number five. Number four.
Okay. Sergei Zuboff. NHL Hall of Famer. He wore 56 after he left the New York Rangers, went to Dallas, won a cup. Consistent defenseman.
Scored 600 plus points. Did Hoskins tell you about Sergei Zuboff? I actually looked that one up myself. Oh, that's impressive. Hoskins with a Y, by the way. Wow, Hoskins with a Y. You actually did research for this segment.
I did research last night for this. Yeah. Number three. A long time pitcher in baseball, Mark Burley threw a perfect game, wore number 56. Mark Burley threw 56. That's one of those things I might get from Cooper saying, dad, was Mark Burley good?
Mark Burley was pretty good. Okay. There he is. Number 56.
Number two. You may remember this man. Long time. Minnesota Viking. Chris Dolman.
Of course. The late Chris Dolman wore number 56. I remember that. Pro Football Hall of Famer. How many career sacks? I'm looking it up right now.
I can't find 150.5. That is a lot. That is a lot. Number one has to be. Obviously number one, Lawrence Taylor, the one man wrecking crew.
He is the greatest number 56 of all time. Jay Felley. You have one more.
I did not know this. Of course my boy's got to be the voice of that one. One more, Rich. Did you know, you probably do know this, a long time Yankee pitcher, famous author, Jim Boughton. Jim Boughton was number 56. Wore number 56.
Obviously his very famous book, Ball Four, on the inner workings of a major league baseball team. Excellent research, Chris. Thank you.
I appreciate you taking the time. I spoke with Adam Schefter on the way in today because he was kind enough to comment on an Instagram post. Flex?
No, it's not flex. I was talking with him today. He told me, because he wished me a happy Lawrence Taylor birthday, which is why I'm bringing it up. He told me Chris Ballard of the Colts, the general manager, born on the same day in the same year. We're born on the same day. Oh, you're twins.
June 24th, 1969. Nice. Had no idea.
And of course, Schefter goes, I'm always giving out information to you, Rich. Oh, wow. Flex. That's the flex.
That's the flex right there. Happy birthday, buddy. Happy birthday to you. Yes, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. Soccer Podcast. Inside the opening 45 seconds. What a goal. With that cannon of a left foot.
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