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Your phone calls, latest news, and more. And now, sitting in for Rich, it's Susie Shuster. Our number three underway right here on the Rich Eisen Show on Roku Channel. Let's talk about 844204, which is the number to call.

Does your dog sleep on your bed or not? Because I think Chris Brockman is wrong. We talked about that at the end of the second hour. Chris, I think you're wrong and I'm about to take you down with multiple callers.

Just letting you know that right off the bat of the third hour. Well, we'll see about that, I guess. All right.

You sound very confident. Well, yeah. All right, fine. That was a great intro. Hey, Feli, how are you? Hey, I'm great. Good to see you. Good to see you. TJ, how are you, sir?

I'm straight. Good to know. Thank you for that. Guys, Caleb Williams is out there addressing the conversation that Seth Rickardsham put forward with his new book, addressing what has happened in Chicago the last couple of years and about reluctance from him to join the Bears organization. He came out and said that the book's excerpts have been a distraction over the past two weeks. He wanted to address it publicly for the first time.

This is what he had to say. All that went down, all that was said, yeah, I had a good visit at the other place. Minnesota with Kevin O'Connell, good staff and all of that, obviously. He just won Coach of the Year award and things like that.

Obviously, good staff and things like that. But something that keeps getting lost, something that keeps getting, I think, not being addressed the way it needs to be is the fact that I went on that visit first, came here. And then after I came here, I went back home, talked to my dad and all of the things that were supposed to be these big things that everybody's been talking about recently. One never happened in the sense of they were all thoughts. They were all ideas.

And I think if you're in the situation, I think if your son or daughter, anybody is in a situation to be in that position, I think you think about all of the options and you look at the history and the facts and all these different things. Those are thoughts that go throughout your head in those situations. All of those are thoughts. And then after I came on my visit here, it was a deliberate answer and deliberate and determined answer that I had as that I wanted to come here, just like Ben spoke about.

Obviously, the past years, as everybody knows, it's a fact that quarterback play, there hasn't been a 4,000-yard passer. There's all these different things that come up. And so being able to have those thoughts is, I think, fair to be able to have good and bad thoughts.

But like I said, I came here on a visit, and like I said, just like Ben said, it's a challenge to be able to come in here and try and turn around. And that was the main goal of all of that. Through all of what was going on, through all of what happened last year and previous years, I think that was enticing. I think that was something that was glaring to me, that I wanted to come here and be the guy and be a part and be a reason on why Chicago Bears turned this thing around. Yeah, he went to go visit the Bears after seeing the Vikings.

We know that happened last April. This is what he had to say about what Seth Rickersham said about him watching film alone. That was a funny one that came out. It wasn't that I didn't know how to watch film. It was more or less the sense of learning shortcuts, or not learning shortcuts, but learning ways to watch film and be more efficient, learning ways to pick up things better.

That was a funny one that came out in context and how I was trying to portray it didn't get portrayed that way. It wasn't that I didn't know how to watch film. It was trying to figure out the best ways and more efficient ways so I can watch more film, I can gather more information, so that when I do go out there on game day, that information that I gathered through Monday, when we got back all the way up to whatever day the game day is, so when I get out there, I can gather it, I see it, I can react, and it's not me sitting there thinking so much about the rules and these different things.

It's more of a reaction game at that point in muscle memory. You know, I don't think, and I was sitting in your chair the day that Seth texted Rich and said, I've got a big breaking news story here. It wasn't that Seth said that he didn't know how to watch the film. It was that he was sitting in a rookie room in that quarterback room alone watching that film, having to discern it himself. There's a very big differentiation here, and I think that has to be said, and I appreciate that he said there in that clip.

I know how to watch film. We all know that he knows how to watch film, but the fact that Shane Waldron and Matt Eberfluse were letting him sit there trying to figure out on his own is what is the most concerning, Chris. Yeah, it didn't seem like we all talked about last offseason. Oh, TJ, you know, Caleb, all the weapons around him, great situation. He's set up to succeed. We didn't think about that from the coaching and administrative standpoint, whereas this year seems like it's kind of a 180 where all of that infrastructure, Ben Johnson is in place now, and I kind of love those answers from Caleb.

The more I hear him speak, the more I like him and I think he's going to be very successful in this league and kind of live up to the hype and the expectations that was kind of thrust upon him when he won the Heisman Trophy. I like all of that. I like all those answers.

I mean, first of all, we would never know any of these things because none of us are in these buildings, right? So this, like I said, with Flacco getting asked that question a hundred times, and we only hearing the one answer, you know, but the thing is, was his dad wrong? That's the other thing. They were right.

Last year was a disaster for Chicago. And you have to understand this was said before he got drafted. It wasn't like he was there. And then he said it.

And then once he got the meeting with the, I guess the front office and organization, he told his dad, yeah, I want to do this. I want to win with these guys. So, you know, he just wants to put it behind him and I get it. And if I'm a Bears fan, I'm not going to let that like cloud my image of him whatsoever. Like I'm fully behind this guy if I'm Adam in the back or any Bears fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Is it tough to say that quarterbacks go to die in Chicago?

Sure. Yeah, I mean, look, Jeff Garlin was here yesterday, a diehard Bears fan. He has season tickets.

He's seen it all, right? They have two good quarterbacks in their history. Sid Luckman and Jim McMahon. And, you know, and your third best quarterback ever is probably Smokin' Jay Cutler. And so, yeah, it's not a long list of great QBs. Well, Grossman took them to the Super Bowl.

That's true. Sexy Rexy. Sexy Rexy, yeah, exactly. But that was kind of a defensive led team and Devin Hester returning every kick for a touchdown, it seemed like. So, yeah, they should be really excited to hear Caleb say all these things that, you know, and Ben Johnson and the direction and the way they handled their draft.

They should be excited. There's no doubt they have the right coach. Last year was a nightmare. And for Caleb to say all these things, you know, in March and April before the draft last year after meeting with the Vikings. Yeah, I would have wanted to go play for Kevin O'Connell, too, if I went and talked to that guy and came away thinking, man, this guy, we've had him on the show a bunch of times. You saw what Minnesota's done under his leadership. He's an offensive genius. He, our last guest, Sam Darnold, he should pay Kevin O'Connell a commission for what he's done to his career to get it back on track. I was thinking the exact same thing when you say that. We just had Sam Darnold on, if you missed it here.

Not only will the show repeat on Roku Channel, but you can find it on the Rich Eisen Show YouTube page. But he basically was saying the exact same thing. Yeah, so Caleb comes away from that interview last year thinking like, damn, I would love to play for the Vikings. Then he goes to Chicago.

He meets with all of them and says, you know what? I am OK and I want to come to Chicago. I want to be the first overall pick. I want to turn around here.

OK, great. And last year was a nightmare. And now it seemingly has been done a 180 and it feels like the Bears are going to be in a good spot for a long time. And I'm excited about that. I'm excited for Caleb Williams.

I still think he's going to be great. I'm excited for a caller because let's take Patrick and Napa. Patrick, what do you think about dogs sleeping on beds?

So, yeah, we have a German Shepherd, a pug and a Frenchie, and they all sleep in our bed. Thank you, Patrick. Appreciate your time. That's it? You're just giving him three seconds? I'm just saying, Smugly, sit there while Patrick heads to Mustards and gets a glass of wine. I'm just saying, Patrick, thank you for your time.

I'm so glad. But Patrick, Patrick. Susie, we you have been filling in for Rich a lot. You need a girls trip to come to Napa. Come see us.

Do you know what? I think that we're going to ask Roku. Hey, Roku, why don't we send women's sports now on the road?

I have a feeling that Colleen Wolfe could really handle a glass of wine. I think that's a great idea. Yeah, we're not open to the public, but I'm going to I'm extending an invitation to come see me at Gemstone. Oh, I mean, I would love to. Are you kidding? You know, let's let's look it up and let's go.

I mean, there's very few places in life that we love more than Napa. So the invitation is great. And you're clearly very smart.

So because you let your three dogs sleep in the bed. Thanks, Susie. Thank you, Patrick. Great. Let's go to David in Toronto. What's up, David?

How are you? Hold on. I didn't say that.

I said let's go to Tennessee. Absolutely not. Dave's all right, Chris. I totally agree with you.

Thanks, brother. We have a caucus spaniel. And when I met my wife, the one rule was the dog doesn't sleep in the bed. He's always looking down below and he doesn't wear shoes when he's out. There's rainwater.

The dog can't come on the bed. That's my sanctuary for a clean space. So Brockman all the way here. Hey, Dave, what's your wife's name? Samantha.

Samantha. Are you out there listening? Don't let Dave tell you what to do. She can't listen. I'll show her the clip later. Dave, you're crushing it. I think you're awesome.

I hope you eat a Toroni. That said, Samantha, are you listening? Don't let David tell you what to do.

David is living his life the right way. It's your house. It's your dog.

Kick him to the curb and let your caucus spaniel hop up on the bed. Come on. It's messed up. That's all I have to say. David, thank you for your time. Don't tell David what to do. Keep playing the good fight. Quiet over there. Hey, Troy in Tennessee, what do you have? Hold on.

I'm just starting off. My girlfriend's cat does get to sleep in the bed. That's not up to I don't get to make that decision.

So that's happening. But as far as the dogs go, I grew up having dogs sleep in my bed. Now, I'm a paranoid guy, but I blamed every time that my little brother and I got pink eye on that dog, which here's my thing. Right. Look at letting your dog into the bed and getting pink eye the same way you would look at getting into the ocean and potentially getting involved in a shark attack.

Your chances are higher than zero percent. Should you choose to put yourself in that situation? I think that is a great analogy. And it's crazy at the same time.

I want to say thank you, by the way, Troy. OK, let's break this down. The chances of getting a pink eye from a dog and being bitten by a shark. The same. Greater chance of being bitten by a shark. How are you going to get pink eye from a dog? Dogs don't get pink eye. I guess.

Why do you look so flabbergasted? Do you know how you get pink eye from touching dirty stuff and putting in your eyes and fecal matter and all that stuff gets into your eyes? Is that really how you get pink eye? That's how you get pink eyes.

He's the number to call right here on the Rich Eyes and Show. And you know what? The dogs kind of lick all day and cats lick all day. And then you're bringing that into your bed where you sleep and put your face on your pillow. Are we are we on the same page? No. OK. OK. Nope, we're not. So your original point, too, is a dog for each child. Do you know why I love you?

Because you don't want to hear this nonsense from him. I love you, Philly, because you knew that I needed this ship right and you did it for me. Thank you, Philly.

You are welcome. But I have to ask, how often do dogs actually split up and go to different rooms? They seem to always end up in the same room if they're on a bed. Ours actually know where they sleep. They have their individual beds. We say to Halo, where's your baby? She gets up and just walks right to Taylor's room. OK. And then same with Dylan, Dylan, where's Coppy? And she goes to his room and then promptly leaves at quarter of six every morning and wakes us up. And by the way, do you know where her favorite place to sit is?

Rich's pillow. It's a pink guy right there. I'm just saying, hold on.

Eleven fourteen. We've got time. Hold on. We've got Chris in Texas. Quiet, you guys. You guys, I'm sorry, but phone lines are lit. I'm going with it. Let's say Chris in Texas.

Chris, what's up, man? I got to agree with Susie. Of course, I can never agree with you, Brockman. Understood. You're a Patriots fan. Yeah, I get it. But I'm a Patriots fan, but you still agree with me.

Yeah, so Chris, what's up with that? I'm a Patriots fan, but you still agree with me. Well, you're female. Yes, I am.

We have the same name, brother. Come on. So what?

That's right. You're a male. Chris, I think you're so weak.

Just like, hey, just like I disagree with Rich on baseball. I think you're great. Raising Astros all the way.

Raising Astros. What kind of dog do you have? A Shih Tzu, a Westie, and in a couple of months. I think you're great, Chris.

Thank you so much for the call. Hold on. That's four dogs. That's a lot of dogs. My brother's somewhere in Boston so annoyed that we're not talking about sports right now.

I'm going to get a text like this. Shows off the rails. Let's go back to sports. Shows off the rails.

Shows off the rails. Can we take one more dog call? But I want to let Anthony and Lenny know that we are going to do win-loss before this show is over. You get to choose. I mean, Terzo, Jimmy, that's like Sophie's choice of callers.

Oh, man. Hold on. Terzo did beat him by 30 seconds. Terzo called in first. We'll take Terzo. All right, Terzo. What's up, brother? Well, what's up, guys? There's a lot in the line here, Terzo.

You better come correct. Well, we know Terzo is a giant dog. We got Obie, and Obie is more famous than any dog that's around. He goes down to Carl's, and people make out with that dog all the time, so he definitely hops up in the bed with us. He does get kicked down because he starts to snore quite a bit and quite loud, but he's always welcome to snuggle, and trust me, it's one of the best snuggles.

That 85-pound dog, he lays right out across. He gets a nice little pillow. He's a good boy. Yeah, he's a good boy, Terzo.

He's a good boy. Terzo, you're one of our favorites, but you let the dog go to the bar. Bars?

Oh, yes. In principle, not clean places. Oh, but, dude, I give him baths all the time.

That's the nice part about where I live. I got a nice little dog station. He gets a lovely little bath. He gets taken care of.

I make sure that he's not just jumping up there all muddy and nasty. I mean, Terzo, I've never felt closer to you than I do right now. Look at Terzo's great dog. Terzo's dog is a giant.

Well, he can handle his boost. That is a great dog. I would take that dog to a bar. He's a great dog. Thank you, Terzo. Terzo's like 6'5".

That dog is huge. See you, buddy. Let me ask you a question. When you come home from going out, do you sit on your bed in the jeans you wore to a bar? No. You change? Yes.

Right away? Airplane, any type of travel, clean. Get in bed clean, people. That is where you sleep. Okay, so I agree with that.

8-4-4, 2-0-4, which is the number to call. You're coming around. I'm not coming around. You're coming around. I'm so not coming around. The wheels are turning in your head.

You're like, I shouldn't let all this filth in my head. No, the wheels are turning in my head because I'm looking at the math thinking, can we take another call before we go to break? That's all.

Don't try to tell me what I'm thinking, Christopher Brockman. All right. One more. Jimmy, quickly. Before we go to break. Jimmy.

Get quickly because Terzo beat me by 30 seconds. I know, Jimmy. Yes, Jimmy. I'm sorry. Hola, Susie. Hola, Jimmy. Screw you, B-man.

That's right. And your soulless bald soul. Come on. I'm not soulless. Our dog passed away in January. I loved him very much. He did not sleep in our bed. I can't tell you don't have any hair. First of all, he was also Sarah's dog before, so you didn't love him quite as much.

That's true. Don't tell me what I didn't put love in our love. The foot of my bed, none of that pillow stuff. I don't want to get pink eye, but you can have your dog in the bed, and then I have a question. Is Colleen Wolf a dog person? Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Jimmy. Uh-oh, Jimmy. Uh-oh, Jimmy. Uh-oh.

T.J. just picked up a big stick. I don't know what he's doing with that, but whatever. She is very much... She has a dog named Kima, who's insane. She is a rescue border collie, but she's very much a dog person. Do you love her even more?

So when her and I go to dinner, it'll be a dog-friendly restaurant. Oh, my gosh. Hey, Jimmy, why'd you have to snitch on me about the candle last time you called, bro? Because we're in competition, T.J. Oh, my goodness. What is happening? Jimmy, you are the best.

Thanks for calling in. I mean, I have to say, she is the cutest human being I've ever met in my life, so I understand the feud, but... I have no feud. I'm not in no competition. I just...

I love the coworker a gift. That's all. I'm not too deep into it.

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I'm good Rich. Late last night and then again this morning when I woke up, dozens of texts, some claiming it must be real, some saying this can't be true and one said this is the best indication that hell has frozen over since the 04 Red Sox or the 2016 Cubs. But I am here to assure you and everybody else that the fires of hell are still very much blazing because I am absolutely not on Twitter. They have taken the bogus account down and I began thinking, you know, what would actually, what would I have to do before I ever deigned to be on Twitter?

What? Do I have to binge watch the Real Housewives of Orange County, make a return trip to Sochi just for the nostalgia of the pink eye episode, star in a sequel to basketball, or just for you, just for you Rich, make a special trip to the NFL combo. All those things will happen before I'm ever on Twitter. Okay, so this is the real Bob Costas. We can confirm that now. Twitter needs that. Oh my gosh.

Your son tweeted it out that this is not you. When I saw the first screen grab that Keith sent to me, one tip off should be, look, I'm a reasonably humble and self-effacing guy, but would I knowingly shortchange myself seven Emmys? The guy seems to get the number of Emmys right. Exactly. I said that. I said 21 seems a little right.

You got to pull a scam, get your ducks in a row. Oh boy. What we talk about in the show hours are really scary. Really frightening.

I have to say. Susie Schuster in for Rich Eisen. Hey Susie, what's up? Hey Christopher, how are you this morning? I'm doing great.

I am doing so well. You know, a lot of times Susie will come back from break and you know, Rich, if he doesn't have anything to say, we'll look to us and be like, where were you guys just talking about? The conversation you and I were having, we definitely can't say that. It was a magic city style conversation.

Aren't you glad you know what that place is now? Oh my God. I was just going to say this. There's something wrong with you. Okay. Next time we're in the A, we got to make a trip.

He said to me, there's something wrong with him. Like you have no idea. This seems like a great time to say after this show, women's sports now is coming up exclusively on Roku channel. If you haven't checked out our women's sports show, I really hope you do. It's Colleen Wolf, who TJ is a big fan of. It's Sarah Tiana, who you're lucky to be with. I'm just saying it's Renee Montgomery, who is the, Oh gee, the coolest point guard who won with the Yukon, who won with the links and is a part owner. She's actually a half owner of the Atlanta dream and she's a boss.

Yeah. Oh, they left me out by the way. Sarah went to the game on Tuesday night, didn't say, Hey, Susan, you want to go to the game with me? She said, it's not my responsibility to call you up and say, you want to go to the game. Not exactly what happened.

That's kind of messed up. Chris, like Sarah didn't ask for the free ticket. She actually, she paid part. She did. She's awesome. And she's amazing.

Which is amazingly ridiculous to me. You guys have talked about it last week. I mean, if I know someone who governs a team, I'm asking for something. Chris, I forgot what we did a segment ago. I needed a little like help. I needed a little like, Hey, Susan, you want to go to the game? And here's the deal. Did you remember to get a ticket?

I'm with you as well. I sometimes I need a little reminder on things. What do you mean? I told you that two weeks ago, two weeks ago, like, come on, I need a little reminder. I got two jobs.

You got lots of dogs. Didn't you go to a game last week though? I did. I went to the Valkyries game with Taylor on Friday night and the Valkyries got the win by the way.

I did. Wasn't that their first win? Yeah, it was. Kate Martin was great.

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She deserves an award. This is what she had to say about the tushbush and Jason's role in making sure that it is still legal in the NFL. Being married to Jason, who I feel like almost is part of the face of the tushbush. And he was lobbying for it, or at least answering some questions about the tushbush when it was voted on and it was not banned. So what are your thoughts on that tushbush? I'm so proud of him for being so passionate.

I mean, I, I love that he is still living through, especially a play that he was literally at the heart of, right, is front and center. And it just cracks me up that it's such a controversy, honestly, that they're talking about trying to ban it. I do think that there is something to be said about the fact that not a single team has figured out a way to consistently defend against it.

And it seems a little bitter. It seems petty that we're trying to ban it. It seems like maybe a few more teams should figure out how to defend consistently against it. And then we should determine whether or not it's a problem for the game. But giving do better is what it sounds like is giving do better. Just because you can't defend it doesn't mean it should just go away. This is like the most sore loser thing I've ever heard in my life. So please figure out a way to defend it and figure out a way to pull it off yourself on offense.

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Take a watch. Shocking that Eagle fan Colleen Wolf would agree that those trying to ban the brother we shove are weak sauce. That's so true. But I also agree.

I do too. Let's face it. Then get better at playing it. Get better at defending it. Better at stopping it. Yeah. Stop complaining. That was Colleen by the way.

TJ. In case you were wondering. I was watching. Just making sure you're paying attention.

But you are because she was on. What is wrong with you? So much.

You have no idea. All right. Can we take one more dog call? You should avoid the lines.

They're not agreeing with you. Shut up, Jay. No. Michael in Louisiana. Come on.

Don't tell her. Hey, Michael. How are you? I'm so well. How are you? I'm very good. First time I've been on with you, I've been on with Rich twice.

But I definitely love being on with you more. Hey. Chill. Michael.

Quiet. All of you. Number one. As well you should.

Number two. I'd love to hand you the floor. Chris Blackmon is a lunatic on this dogs not sleeping in the bed. I got a four and a half pound Yorkie. Well, that's. I mean. Four and a half pounds? He sleeps underneath the sheets with me.

That is next level. I thought I thought you were gonna say you had a bloodhound dog, but I see. I love the fact that you have a Yorkie. It wouldn't matter what dog it was. Any dog is going to sleep.

What is brought him to leave his dogs outside or something during the winter? On the floor next to the bed where it belongs. Where you belong. I don't know.

I do the same to win the loss game. Yes. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Hold on.

Let's do it. It's an alphabetical order, Suze. And then you just. Where'd you go to school? Altoona High. It ain't Columbia, bro. I'm ready to go.

Let's go. You gotta write these down too, Suze. I don't write anything down. No, you need to write them down. I don't write any of them down. Trust me, I've noticed. We've gotta go back and review everyone's work.

That's your problem, not mine. All right, let's go. Week one. Arizona Cardinals.

I'll do it, Chris. Homer away. Home. When we two home for the forty niners loss week three Seattle Seahawks on the road last week for in Buffalo. Oh, wow.

I have home for the Giants win week six home for the Patriots win. Absolutely. Come on.

Michael. Is that because of the dogs? I'm telling you, Brock. Is this for a dog?

It comes with the dogs. Week seven at the Bears. That's going to be a shock. I think we're going to win that one. All right. Week eight home for the Bucks.

Oh, done. We'll win. Week nine for the Rams. Whose house? Whose house? Oh, we lose that one.

Five and four. Week ten at the Panthers win. Week eleven by week twelve Atlanta Falcons at home win. Week thirteen at the Dolphins lose. Week fourteen at the Bucks win. Week fifteen at the Panthers at home win. Week sixteen jets at home win. Absolutely.

Yeah. Week seventeen at the Titans win. Week eighteen at the Falcons lose. Eleven and six. Same as, was it West earlier? Yeah, I think same. Same as West.

Eleven and six. Yeah. And we're going to end up, I'm telling you that the new quarterback is going to shock people.

All right. Shuck is going to shock. Shucks going to shock. Love it. Shucks.

Yep. You're well played. Thank you, sir. Thank you, Michael, for that call. Michael. Enjoy your weekend.

Thanks for making fun of Chris Brockman. Fantastic. Let's take, because I don't like it when I leave people hanging too long. Let's take Anthony in Pennsylvania for a Jets win loss.

Let's just say loss across the board and we're done. Oh. No?

I mean, yes. Anthony, you there? Yeah, how you doing, Susie? Hi, Anthony.

How are you? Thank you for holding on. Really appreciate it.

No problem. Well, real quick, on your dog question, I had an 18-year-old cockapoo, Spencer, whom surely had him down three months ago, but did sleep on the bed, and my wife used to kiss him on the mouth, so. Anthony, I have never felt closer to you. Sorry for your loss. I don't know you, but I feel like I know you.

I'm sorry for your loss, and I hope that you adopt another one. We're thinking about it. All right. Well, let me know. I'll find you one. I'm crazy that way. Don't say anything.

I knew what you were thinking. Okay, let's do win loss. Ready? Yes.

Go ahead. Home for the Steelers. Win.

They know what they're doing, right? The NFL schedule. You think it's going to be Rogers there? Yep.

Mm-hmm. Week two, Buffalo Bills at home. Loss. Week three, Buccaneers on the road. Win. Week four, at the Miami Dolphins on a Monday night. Win. Week five, Cowboys at home. Win.

Week six, Broncos and Tottenham. Win. Win.

Week seven, Panthers at home. Win. Win. Week eight, at the Bengals. Loss. Week nine, by week 10, Browns at home. Win. Week 11, at the Patriots on a Thursday. Win.

Really? This is the Jets we're talking about, right? Anthony, I feel close to you, but I'm going to challenge you on that one. Week 12, at the Ravens. Loss. Week 13, Falcons. Win.

Week 15, home for Dolphins. Win. Week 15, at the Jaguars. Loss. Week 16, at the Saints. Win.

Week 17, home for the Patriots. Win big. Wow. Big? Win big. Wow, Anthony.

Week 18, at the Buffalo Bills. This one's for Cooper. Tough loss.

Tough loss. All right, I got you. I got you, Anthony. Thank you for calling in. And again, sorry about your puppy.

Thank you. 12 and five? I got priorities here. 12 and five.

That's ambitious, don't you think? I mean, I don't want to make, like, eating hat bets or any of that stuff. Yeah, you shouldn't do that again.

Yeah, it doesn't go well. But if the Jets go 12 and five. Del Tufo shorts. Del Tufo shorts. Off his body. And clown makeup? Clown makeup.

My Del Tufo doesn't have two outfits. I'll let your dogs sleep in my bed. Okay, that's the bet. I will bring both dogs over and park them in your bed.

And not leave them there, because I wouldn't trust you as far as I can tell you. The Jets going 12 and five? Like, what are we talking about? Just roll around.

Shouldn't throw anybody with that bad knee. Quick little pink eye. Jeez.

I will gladly get pink eye if the Jets go 12 and five. Okay. Okay.

So let me just get this straight. Del Tufo shorts. Off his body. Yep. Clown makeup. And your dogs.

In the bed. All of it. Yeah. Don't forget the pink eye. I've never rooted for the Jets before in my life.

I kind of want Aaron Glenn to take off. Whatever. Lenny in Panama City. Bucks win-loss. Let's do you, because I don't want to leave you hanging here. Well, good morning.

Good morning. I've been waiting to do this with you. Well, I'm so happy. As the guys may remember from last year when I called in, I waited so long the gummy set in like real.

So this year I'm chewing on cannabis stocks right now and you're eating bark bark like Terry Bradshaw. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. That's it.

There's a THC content. Hi today. Lenny. That's that's the question.

Why would I waste my time? I mean, welcome to the party. I love you. All right. Let's go. Week one for the Bucks. Week one is at the Falcons. Well, if the guys remember again from last year, I did something that Rich said has never been done before.

Yeah. You predicted when the quarterback would change. We're going undefeated and we're going to do it again this year.

Oh my gosh. Week two at the Texans on Monday. We're going undefeated. 17-0. He said it. 17-0, man.

We got to change that to 17. What's in that bark? Some good stuff. I have one other bold prediction and that says Shiloh Sanders will be a team captain before the end of the season. Mark my words. OK. Wow. Shiloh. You hear me, Shiloh?

You're writing that down, T.J.? OK, Lenny. You came correct today, Lenny. Thank you for the call. Well, you're welcome. Did he really? He wasn't doing this with you. And by the way, Colleen, man, God was showing off when he made her.

He really was. I got to tell you. T.J.'s over there, like banging the ground with his angry stick.

It's a kendo stick, first of all, and I'm going to have to start using this, apparently. My uncle's chiming in, too. What is wrong with you people? This woman's a professional. This is a family show, people. She's a professional trying to do a professional job.

She's not an auction up for the highest bidder. Right? Come on.

What's up? Wow. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Roke was like, why did I let her do two shows?

The rails were off of rails and they're off of them. Seventeen and oh, Panama's Lenny from Panama, the Tampa Bay Bucks. Is it time for Rich Ackerman yet? For who? Rich Ackerman. Is it time for a- Is it time for Ackerman? Rich Ackerman. Can you rescue us from this craziness on the show? I love Lenny. You remember last year, the gummies kicked in. Then I said, what's your THC content?

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Here you go. Brockman is taking a bite. Did you get a piece of the hat there? I think you did. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You're the one who chose the peanut butter too.

Can I scan nearby? Nope. Nope, we don't. One bite of it. Oh, he's taking it in.

Just swallow. You're good. Did you get it?

Did you get a nice piece? It's down. It's gone. By the way, this is creamy peanut butter suddenly made a little chunky. Oh, I feel it.

It might be stuck in my throat. There we go. There we go, man.

You're champions of the NFC East Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, there's part of the hat sticking out. I didn't get it all. Oh, that is an awful piece right there in that sandwich. Can I pull that out? Can I pull that out? No, you may not. No, no, no, no. As long as you eat it.

As long as you eat it. Yeah. Keep going. Keep going. I didn't go through. No, man.

This piece is right in my tooth. Keep going. I'm done. You're almost done, man.

I mean- I'm very proud of you. Oh, it went down. Why did you even do this, Chris? You didn't have to. You took the McLovin B. Because the Eagles stink.

You took the McLovin B. They're terrible. They shouldn't have made the playoffs. That's why. Just make the playoffs. I'll eat a bite of Del Tufo's hat on air.

I mean- And you're doing it right now. That was on the 24th of November. Oh my God.

That was Sunday? Radio audience, I can't even tell if that's a piece of glistening jelly or a piece of a glistening, a jellied glistened Del Tufo hat piece. Down it. I feel like I'm talking to Taylor eating her broccoli. Just eat it and we'll get off your case. Oh, he just went one bite. He finished it. This is not going to be good because that is peanut butter and it is jelly and it is Del Tufo hat and you just jammed literally three inches by three inch piece of sandwich.

It was a proud day for my future son. Oh my God. Again, not my fault. I mean, you're talking to me about dogs in the bed being gross and you ate Del Tufo's hat. Right.

And you basically laid the line out for how to be so gross. I said that when the Eagles were five and seven. Why would I think they would make the playoffs? Wait till my dogs sleep on your bed.

They won four in a row to end the year. Great job, Cowboys. You should take the dogs for a long run, then take them over to Chris's.

Oh, I'm going to take them to like the canyon, let them roll around in bushes where there may be like coyote poop and then I'm going to take them to your house. You think the Jets are winning 12 games? No, who am I kidding? Exactly. I'm rooting for it at this point.

I only wish Aaron Glenn good luck for the first time in my life because I'd love to see it. I might bring them to your house anyway and accidentally let them into the bedroom. Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Me.

That's who. Who let the dogs out? We were on, what did we listen to yesterday? The other day, that song came on and Cajun was loving it, loving who let the dogs out. Because it's the greatest show.

It's the greatest song ever. Come on. Who did?

I did. Back here wrapping up this edition of the Rich Eisen Show, I'm Susie Schuster in for Rich Eisen and please don't say I don't bring you the news. Brian Schottenheimer talking about Micah Parsons and wondering where he is or maybe just letting us know. Yeah, again, like I said, voluntary right now at the camp. He was here last week, had lunch with him, actually bumped into him in the airport.

He was going to do some traveling so I have not seen him yet this week but again, my big thing with all the guys, whether they're here or not, is you can get great work in and you can get ready and you can be mentally prepared but whether you're Micah who's not here, he's here in and out, whether you're Dak, doesn't really matter, it's just put your work in, get ready. There's a lot of ways to get ready and prepared and I think the league's made it very clear that it's all voluntary. All voluntary. How do you feel about that, TJ? I get it, he's a new coach so he's trying to establish himself but it seems like every year we do these stories. These vets aren't going to these voluntary events.

Miles Garrett, we heard that earlier from Perry K. Cabot. It's best for younger guys to try to get some reps in. I think it's kind of crucial when your quarterbacks and receivers are there just to get an early work on their timing but I'm sure these guys are out putting in some work in the weight room and watching tape. You would hope to get to that level they had to have. So you would think, right? You would think. I was like, well he's not hanging out in Magic City.

My new guy's out on a boat doing God knows what. That's true. So I know that's right. Mike Raybould said, we'll be handling that video with Staphon Diggs in house. We've talked to Staphon.

Alright. Well, I think he was having a good time. It was Magic City on a boat for Staphon Diggs. I was wishing I was on that boat.

I mean it seemed like it was a good time, right? I'm saying this, once Archibald J. Manning gets me a boat, I prayed to him, I was like, your boat's going to look like God if you listen to him. You have a boat, why are your boat parties like Staphon Diggs's? Seriously. Who said they're not? Wow.

J's married, so he doesn't have those type of parties. That's very true. You know. And you're like the most beautiful wife of all time. So I mean. Yeah. It's a picnic.

Age 4, 4, 2, and 4. Rich is the pinnacle. The patriots are going to be bad. Patriots are going to be bad. So bad. And make sure when you walk your dog, the Brockman, that it gets dirty, dirty, dirty dog. And as I stated earlier, do you really think the Jets, your dog needs a bath, going to win 12 games?

Susie has lost it. All right. I'm going to take this one.

All right. So a lot of, a lot of talk in the last couple of weeks about flag football now coming to the Olympics, right? And a lot of speculation on, I'm trying to reel us in as best we can. When we get started, it's a wrap. A lot of speculation on who's going to be playing. I'm just going to let you guys finish. You were supposed to be getting a pedicure right now.

I was just hanging out with Meg today and here I am. So guys, Patrick Mahomes, a lot of conversation about the Olympics. Are you just saying what I just said?

I don't listen to you. A lot of talk about the Olympics being a part of flag football and its rise. The NFL has put a lot of support behind that about the rise of flag football. And here's what Patrick Mahomes had to say about that. Yeah, I know it's, it's awesome, honestly, just to be able to showcase the NFL to the whole world through flag football. But I'll probably leave that to the younger guys.

I'll be a little old about time that that thing comes around. Yes. Going to be some magic in flag football. Oh my gosh.

Mahomes is out. You know what I heard? What? Old. Too old. You know what that means? Jayden Daniels time.

Maybe, or Arch. There's no chance that one of these blue chip and five star and way expensive quarterbacks are going to be playing flag football, you guys. You're 100% wrong.

You're 100% wrong. The team governors want them to play, the players want them to play. We actually drafted our offense. We got to get in the defense maybe at some point.

Okay, so let's do it right now. Defense? Yeah. We do. We do.

We do. Is Miles Garrett all defense? Is he going to be a flag football?

Ooh. How old is Miles Garrett? I would say probably not 30 maybe. Miles Garrett's 29, so he'll be 32 when the Olympics hits, I would say Miles Garrett probably not going to play in the Olympics. Okay. Micah Parsons.

Micah Parsons. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yes.

Abdul Carter. Yes. Is he going to play both ways? Absolutely. Yeah. We're not tackling anybody, so. Yeah.

It's like boom, boom, boom. So that's why Miles could play. You think Miles Garrett's going to be less of a physical specimen? I don't. Yeah. Actually, he could be just right over the center. Just do the big hand. Let me ask you a question.

I think we should have Victor Wemenyama play. Oh. He's going to play flag football. Let's look outside the box, man.

You know what I'm talking about? What if we do a flag football team with just basketball player stuff? Great. Are you going to have a flag football coach or like an NFL coach? Because are those flag football coaches going to try to assert themselves with Miles Garrett? Miles, let me tell you how we play flag football. I think you have to, Susie.

And he looks down on him like. Here's who I want to be the flag football coaches. Bill Belichick. Sean McVeigh.

No. We're keeping Bill away from everyone these days. Sean McVeigh. Exactly.

That's what I'm talking about. Sean McVeigh, Kyle Shanahan, Mike McDaniel. Boom. There's your flag football coaches. Okay.

I will. Will McDaniel wear some crazy glasses? Yes. Some Mike Miami glasses?

All of it. I want Ben Johnson as my coach. Him too.

He's going to drop some plays that you wouldn't even think to come up with. I want like a super, super team like, you know, O.J. had the super team. Yeah. Warriors, I want the super team flag football coaches.

That's a really great comparison. The best offensive minds. Terrific. That's who I want.

Well, I mean. What about Mike Vrabel? He'll have like seven a days. He'll have seven a days out there.

Seven a days? Mike Vrabel? Mike Vrabel has a job right now that he needs to focus on and we need him locked in right now. He's got to deal with Staphon Diggs right now.

He's got to deal with crazy ass Staphon Diggs. Take your heart pills and buckle up. Thank you. That way you are on point right now. By the way, you are doing an outstanding job today.

And not just because you've had my back against these Jamokes the entire time, but you've done an outstanding job. You know why you're on point right now? Because you're not. Oh, yeah. Yeah. See, now I'm a little old.

You're not too old. Watch it. Watch it. If there was somebody who said dogs were allowed to be in bed, I would take the calls. Exactly, but they're all on my side. Chad. Manny, you're wrong. I'm just saying I hope you have a great day, but you're wrong.

So I won't take your call because I will only take calls that agree with me. Do you think Colleen lets Kima sleep in the bed with her? Yeah, I do. I think Kima's got a crate. She has a crate that she gets out of all the time.

I've seen Kima does whatever Kima wants. Yeah, that dog should be named Houdini. Just like what was the name of the guy who had the cockroach spandrel? And I said, David, don't let Samantha, don't let David tell you what to do. David's the man in the house.

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