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No. With guest host, Susie Schuster. Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese. I love this rivalry. From the Rich Eisen Show Studio in Los Angeles. First of all, it's not a rivalry.
Not when you lose about 35. Caitlin Clark is in a different level. Earlier on the show, senior writer for the MMQV, Albert Breer. Coming up, MLB network analyst, Kevin Millar.
Plus, your phone calls, latest news, and more. And now, sitting in for Rich, it's Susie Schuster. Our number two underway, Susie Schuster, in for Rich Eisen, taking off a couple days, just a couple, to chill out, maybe play some golf, maybe need some lessons after playing some golf.
I'm not sure, but we'll see him back here in the studio tomorrow. TJ Jefferson, good morning to you. What's up, Ms. Schuster? I like your candle today. I can smell it from here. A little pumpkin. It's nice. A little Thanksgiving in the spring. I like the smell.
I think it's pumpkin. Good morning, Mikey. Susie, you see? Good morning, Mikey.
Chris first, but all right. Good morning. Hey, Chris, how are you? Hey, how are you? So, since Kevin Millar is going to be here in hour number three, do we just talk like this the whole time?
Hey, how are you? I mean, you can't say Kevin Millar. You're going to be like, hey, Kevin Millar, how are you? Kevin Millar. Love it. Millar's going to join us here in the third hour to talk about some more golf that Rich is going to have to take some lessons for, but that's a little harbinger of things to come. Come on.
Oh, I mean, look, the poor guy works all the time, but he went out to go hit some balls with some friends, a nice friendly tournament, and he called me. It was windy. The sea was angry, my friend. It was windy. Wind is not fun when it comes to playing golf. It was windy.
Beautiful day, but very windy. So, he said this, right? He's playing in the Tahoe event in a couple of months. He is. Jay Billis was on last week or the week before to promote that as well. And we looked it up. The last time Rich played was 04.
He came in fourth to last. And, you know, they do a scoring system. It's called Stableford, so positive points are good. You know, regular golf, you want to be under par. This is points are good. So you get, you know, a point for a par. You get two points or three points for a birdie and so on and so on.
And then negative points for doubles and what have you. I, he is not going to be in the positive. So we need, we, I think we honestly need to have a conversation with us. Just like what type of expectations are we going to have for our boy? I think we have to have an intervention.
I think we have to take whatever driver Scottie Scheffler had that was basically nonconforming and give it to Rich. Hi honey, I got you this for Father's Day. Hey, Scottie Scheffler, call me, send me, send me the junk. Just let me have whatever you have, right? Send me what you're illegally not allowed to use.
Send me whatever you can't use. Let me give it to Rich because he needs all the help he can get. It's kind of the opposite. You know, the 40 every year, he famously does not train, right? And he's like, oh, well, I don't want to jump the shark and I just want to go out there and run. Golf is, you know, you kind of need to practice. You can't swing through the bubble without getting out there and practicing. You kind of need to practice. You kind of need to practice. And so he went out there cold.
I can't remember the last time he held a golf club before he went away this weekend. And yeah, it's showing. All right.
Just saying practice. Yeah, that is right, AI. I did love that. Who is it? Who did that AI? It was at the Bills for their training camp, their schedule reveal. That was so funny.
I loved it so much. Yeah. So we will talk about that with Kevin Millar. Speaking of baseball.
Next hour. I think Juan Soto is still running to first. Oh, oh, T.J. Did I do that to you? Look, we are we have the second most wins in baseball. We are fine.
Everything is fine. OK. Juan Soto playing in Boston thinks he's sent one over the monster. Yeah, I think, you know, maybe he needs his eyes checked a little to see. That might help. Yeah.
Trajectory. No, but that's not the thing. Thing is, he's got maybe the best one of the best set of eyes in baseball. That's true.
Means that he takes too many pitches for my liking. But, yeah, dig it out, bro. That's all you got to do.
Just run hard. Oh, the Phillies jumped you guys in standings. Yeah. OK. You're not worried already? Half a game that they've been in first for like eight hours. I don't know. I'm not just saying collapses happen.
Eight hours. OK, I was. We're fine. All right.
Not worried. Well, I think he he does have great eyes, but apparently doesn't have a lot of reflexes for running to first start running it out. You know, don't they teach you that in little league and peewee like start running? Ken Griffey Jr., as we said, he used to admire his jacks going out of any building he was in.
Lots of players. When you're playing in Boston, you can't just sit there watching it go over the monster because there's a high percentage chance that it's going to come back down on the field. And that's what happened.
I will agree with you on that. So this is what he had to say when he was asked about whether or not he should have hustled to first. Last couple of nights, you've had a couple of plays where you were slow getting out of the box. Is that something you have to be more aware of? No, I think Bank Hall's going very hard.
If you see it today, you could tell. He did not run very hard. He did not run very hard. In fact, he he slowly walked maybe one or two steps while watching the ball go up and hit the monster and come back down. And this is what Carlos Mendoza had to say about it as well, as to whether or not he has to speak to his slugger.
We'll talk to him about it tonight. Obviously, someone gets a hold. One is and knows when he got when he gets it. He's one, you know, and he thought he had it, you know, with the win and all that.
And in this ballpark or, you know, anyway, anywhere, but in particular in this one with that wall right there, you got to get out of the box. So, yeah, we'll we'll discuss that. So let's role play that guy who wants to play Soto and who wants to play Carlos.
Well, I think you two should do it. OK. Who do you want to be? I guess I'll be one. OK. Congratulations.
Can I borrow some money? Sure. Absolutely. We got you. Hey, how are you doing today? Pretty good, coach. Yeah, great. Listen, I had some thoughts on watching you not run to first. Listen, you're you're great.
Your eyes are amazing. You're worth every bit of the seven hundred and sixty five million dollars that we're paying you. But I would appreciate it if you might try to run that out. Well, coach, you know, it's May, it was cold. What if I tear my hamstring? I thought the ball was gone in July. It'll be different.
But right now, it's still really in the season. I don't want to risk getting hurt. Will it be, though? Will it be any different? Will you still be lollygagging on the way to first?
Well, the thing is, my wallet's so heavy that it kind of holds me down. So my first step isn't what it used to be. But I'll do better. Yeah.
Logic tells me that if you can steal second before not even rounding the bases and making it home when you could have actually had a double earlier, seems like you can run and you weren't that cold. Next question. Exactly.
And scene. Well, that worked out well. We solved that problem, didn't we? I don't know. Look at this headline. Juan Slomo. Now, T.J., again, I don't want to do this.
Yeah, you do. Are they shaming him again? He looks a little large in that picture. You know, I mean, I don't know the wind or what's happening, but the shirt and the situation, you know what I mean? Pizza. I mean, the whole fact she's got some good food. I know that's better shape than I'd say.
Ninety nine percent of the people who are reading this paper this morning. It's a little frumpy. Yeah, I got there. That's a little subtle. I don't think any man in here should be talking about a gut. So, wow. Sam, shots fired. I'm just saying I have one here. I can't comment on him. We're old enough to be his father. I thought you were fat shaming Chris. I was fat shaming me, but I can see I can call him fat because he is fat. It's popping over his belt. We're also old and not making a bajillion dollars.
That's fine. The guy who most people think is the greatest baseball player ever is Babe Ruth. He certainly had a bit of that. There was no men's health cover for Babe Ruth. That was 20.
So he was drinking every day. Hot dogs. Too much of that. I mean, OK, moving on.
I got 29 and 17 inches today. Those are the only numbers I'm concerned with as of right now. All I know is that Rich Rich will be in on anybody just absolutely coming down on one side, of course, because I've realized during all this fans are the worst, like the worst mad dog. I've been telling you this for years.
I never I've never had a problem with hockey fans. I kind of like the Yankees, but like like Mad Dog said yesterday was perfect. And if you missed it, check out YouTube. Like these guys got so attached to a guy who was there for, what, eight months didn't belong to them.
It wasn't like he was a lifelong Yankee. And, you know, they're taking this this very, very seriously. You're not wrong.
You're not wrong. Eight, four, four, two or four. Rich, I did it again.
Eight, four, four, two or four. Rich. How many times have you guest hosted a billion? Wow.
Billion. Wow. That was just a question.
I wasn't like I was deferring anything. I was just like, oh, you know what? We've been doing this for a long time and you've been here a lot. How often have you? He's questioning you right now is what he's doing. Yeah.
I sat in the chair a lot more than you have. Yeah. Eight, four, four, two or four. Rich is the number to call Chris. What was it again? Eight, four, four, four, two or four.
Rich. That's seven, four, two, four. If you can't spell on your phone dial. Is it really? Yeah. I don't.
I don't. Some numbers confuse me. Seven, four, two, four, whatever. Be quiet. Let's take a call. I have to get up. Sarah's like, you guys act like brothers and sisters. I'm like, whatever, whatever. Hey, Hey, Tim in Arizona. Did we do it?
Yeah. Colts win loss. Colts win loss. And Susie, you have to keep track because Chris and I do not keep track. I don't have that. I don't have numbers.
I didn't go to Kinko's and we copy. Um, Hey Tim, how are you? Hi Susie. Scataboo to you.
Did you see, I want to talk about this for a quick second. Did you see Scataboo's look yesterday? Someone on Twitter was like, he, he moved to New York and turned into turtle and Jerry Ferrara had a good time with it, but his beard is all lined up.
TJ he's wearing throwback jerseys. Oh man. He's a, he's a New York kid right now, man. Hey, by the way, you'll know he's fully New York. When you see Cam Scataboo walking around in a pair of wheat Tim's.
That's it right there. It's scataboo season when the Tim's get broken out. Colts win loss, Tim. Let's go.
Are you ready? Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Chris, Susie, I have to have to crowbar this thing. Do I need to bring up a significant moment in sports history? Prima racing, which is a rookie and hit their driver.
Robert sorts men are on the pole of the Indianapolis 500. That is a huge, huge accomplishment. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Well, congrats to them and congrats to you because you're first up with Colts this year. He's from where? Wow. Wow. Israel. Well, we can say to him, and I hope he drives safely. I mean, it's not the most Jewish thing to say with drive safely.
That's 220 miles an hour drive safely. Let's rip it. Colts. Let's go.
Ready? Week one, Miami dolphins at home. Okay. Listen up, Chris.
All right. Miami dolphins. The Colts lose that game. That's their 12th straight loss, opening day loss. Dang it.
Mr. Ursay does the biggest move ever in sport. And he hires Brad Stevens as their new GM. I don't like that idea, Tim.
Not at all. Home for Denver Broncos. We're going to roll through these. That's a win. Week three at Tennessee Titans.
That's a loss. Week four at LA Rams. That's a win. Week five home for the Raiders. That's a win.
Week six home for Arizona. That's a win. Week seven at the chargers.
That's a loss. Week eight home for the Titans. That's a win. Week nine at the Steelers. That's a win. Week 10 in Berlin for the Falcons.
That's a win also. Week 11 to buy. Week 12, Kansas City Chiefs on the road.
This is where it gets bad. Week 13 home for the Texans. Week 14 at the Jaguars. Week 15 at the Seahawks. Week 16 home on a Monday night for San Francisco 49ers. Under 500, seven and eight. Week 17, Jaguars. And closing up at the Texans, week 18. Seven game losing streak to end the season.
Seven and ten. Yikes. Tim.
We'll see what Brad does with AR. Stop it. Stop.
My goodness. Brad Stevens is very happy in Boston. Thanks so much for your call, Tim. Paul's just taking a break, isn't it? Is this their break here right now? Wouldn't it be a great time for Brad to go back home to Indiana? No, we need to rebuild.
I don't think so. Thanks again for your time, Tim. Can we get one more in? Want to take Christian with the commanders? Let's do it. Let's do it.
Hold on. Hey, Christian, how are you today? Good. How are you? I'm great, except I'm looking for TJ made me like something because he he they make fun of how I can't ever do the thing across.
I'm looking for the commanders. Oh, yeah. W on the screen. I'll take off the glasses. All right. Ready to go.
Let's go. Week one at home for the Giants. That's a W. Week two at Green Bay. I think that's a lost Thursday night.
Ooh. Week three versus the Raiders and Pete Carroll. That's a win. Week four at Atlanta. That's a win. Week five at the Chargers. Lost. Week six.
Oh, really? I was kind of surprised that week six versus Chicago. That's a W. Run it back. Hail Mary. Week seven at Dallas.
TJ, you're going to get that one. It's a lost. You know, going three week eight at Kansas City. Another loss.
Ooh. Five hundred week nine home for Seattle. That's a win Sunday Night Football. We stand against Detroit. Lost Detroit gets their getback. Week eleven at Miami.
That's in Spain. Six and five into the buy. Week twelve by week thirteen Denver. Win. Week fourteen at Minnesota.
Lost. Week fifteen at the Giants. Win. They stink. Week sixteen.
Oh, boy. For home for Philly. I think that one's a lost. Week seventeen home for Dallas. Win. Christmas.
Got to get that one. And closing out at Philadelphia. We get it back. That's a win. Ten and seven. Just looking at it, that is a kind of a killer last three weeks with potentially playoffs, division on the line, looking at seeding.
Philly-Dallas-Philly. Ooh. That's nasty. Thanks, Christian. We lost, Christian. Oh, I didn't say goodbye. I didn't say thank you. I guess you did.
I mean, I said thank you for all of us. Mikes don't have time for goodbyes. He just said. Mike, fat finger. Boom. See ya. Nope, they're done.
Mike's got the quick finger. Once I hear goodbye, see ya. It's like, how about an umpire? That's why I do the umpire. You're out. You're out. You're outta here.
I don't even say it. Oh, guys, we watched Naked Gone the other night. And that and Leslie Nielsen with his. Enrico Palazzo. Enrico Palazzo. My kids finally understand why I say Enrico Palazzo all the time. But his, you're outta here.
He was fantastic and it was so much fun. So, Mikey, you're, not that I'm saying you've fat fingers, not that Leslie Nielsen. No, I do. I actually do. I do. I understand.
Sometimes you could be a hand model, honestly. I have noticed. I have noticed that Mike's got great hands. Remember Costanza on that episode? He'd walk around in the oven mitts. I feel like Mike, you should start doing that.
All right, this episode of the Rich Eyes and Show just started getting creepy. Oven mitts. Oven mitts. What are we doing when we come back? Wherever we want.
Overreaction Monday on a Tuesday. Let's go. Let's take a break. When we come back, a little bit of Brockman. Brockman goes a long way.
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You got to have a cable. You guys don't know OSHA rules. See, they screwed me. They did this on purpose. I'm convinced. Yeah, it's against you, Mike. I'm telling you. Del Tufo, just tell everyone out there you don't have any change for them. Just pull it. Give them good Jersey pull. Put them over there.
Yeah, there you go. Watch. Put the microphone down and pull it. Pull the other one. You're a big man. Yank it.
Yank it. Oh, geez. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is way better than I thought it would be.
This is so much better. All right, come back in here and screw off the audio now, Mike. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Back here on the Rich Eisen Show. That's always a classic, Mikey. What a hot mess. I was set up. That was a set up, Mike, clearly. Come on, because every time we play the set up, you see that wonderful in that one time set ups. Never a set up in this show. So you're kidding.
Everything's a set up. Chris, Susie, you come up with anything for me today? I don't know what that means. By that, I mean maybe over Action Monday on a Tuesday. Tuesday. That was terrible. That was crap.
That was garbage. This place sucks. Over Reaction Mondays. Monday on a Tuesday. Hey, what's up, everybody? How are you? How are you?
I'm great. How are you doing? I'm doing great. Mike, what's up, man? I'm doing good. I'm doing well. You good? Yeah.
You're good. C.J., what's up, man? It's cracking. Did you guys go to Magic City in Atlanta or no? I won't lie. I drove by it. You drove by it?
You thought about going in? I drove by it. What's Magic City? Oh, it's an establishment where you get excellent food. Excellent, excellent food.
I hear the I haven't had, but I hear the wings are out there for the food. Right. What's the ambiance? It's like a basically.
Yes. Kind of like what Mike said, you go there for wings and music. They have a deejay, a lot of dancing, you know. And what I think more importantly, I think what goes on there is people reinvest into the community. Yeah, that's exactly. You know what I'm saying?
They take funds locally and they reinvest them into small business owners within the Atlanta area. They're not all small business owners. Wow. This is an overreaction. Before we get in any more trouble, overreaction money on a Tuesday. Here we go. Susie, in case you're unfamiliar, I throw out a statement.
You say overreaction or not. OK, she's been here before. By the way, I have, according to you, posted this show a billion times.
Have you been here on a Tuesday when we've done this? I'm not sure. I don't know. Anyway.
I tend to ignore what you say anyway. Exactly. That tracks. Yesterday, TJ, the coach on the team that you hate the most got a contract extension, Nick Sirianni. You know what got me thinking?
What's that? Nick Sirianni and Jalen Hurts combo, they're going to win as many Super Bowls as Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. And I know it's three to one right now, but we are one horrendous holding call in a Super Bowl a few years ago from this being tied at two. I don't think this is that far off. I don't think this is such a huge overreaction.
Oh, I hope it is. I actually kind of like it. How about that?
I don't like it. Nick Sirianni, 43 years old. He's got Andy Reid's in the 60s. We got a long way to go for Nick Sirianni here. We're looking at maybe a potato. He's 48 and 20.
Connections started his career, already been to another Super Bowl, won one last year, obviously, in his first four years, off to one of the best starts of any head coach ever. That's a good question. Why would you even choose to put that out there? I don't want that to happen.
I know you don't want to. I think it's actually a really good point. And yet another reason why I'm not putting my quarterback into an Olympic game, because I want to keep him to win a couple more Super Bowls. Look, I don't think that's to quote Rich Eisen, if I may.
I don't want to step on anyone's toes, but I don't think that's an overreaction. I think Richard and me, he would have he wouldn't. I wouldn't even be able to finish the sentence. Oh, Chris, I mean, how dare you put it? Come on. Come on. Come on.
No. What does he say all the time? It's like he calls me a moron kind of often in this a lot of times. Get out of here. Get out of here. Roseman finds a way. He picked up the get out of here from Al Michaels. I realized that because Al says it all the time.
Like if if he's indignant about something, it's like, get out of here. I noticed that Rich has picked that up along with lead pipe wielding professional, which we still have no idea what type of professional wields a lead pipe. Also, when's the last time Rich picked up a lead pipe? Glenn Gilhooly.
Has he fixed anything in your house ever? He's he's big. Oh, you're really trying to choose your words carefully. Next up, Chris. Next up, you know, I'm TJ. I'm perusing.
I'm perusing Twitter last night and I saw some. That's a good use of your time. I know.
Terrible use of my time. But I did see some some Jaguars OTAs out there. I know where this is going. And I saw.
Stop. And I saw Travis Hunter out there wearing number 12. I'm like, oh, man, you're such a beast. And I saw Brian Thomas and I'm like, oh, my God, you're so incredible. I can't wait to have you at Dynasty this year. Those two guys are going to be the best wide receiver duo in the AFC this season.
Travis Hunter, Brian Thomas Jr. Let's go. I think that might be an overreaction. I think slightly because you just spoke about the Eagles, right? I'm talking AFC, AFC read the whole thing.
And now I'm reading it. So you're looking at who else is out there, right? We got Chase and T Higgins.
They're obviously running it back just in Florida. We got Tyreke and Jalen Lotto if Tyreke is, you know, 100 percent healthy. Who else we got in the AFC? T you said T and Jamar.
I'm looking, man. Oh, well, I will take Del got hurt. I would have put my take. Del's coming back, right? Take down. Yeah, but that's that.
That's tough to come back to because it's two years in a row. I mean, it's a sexy what else we got idea. Just throwing it out there, man. I want to be first on Duval. Look, man, you might also spend a lot of time, you know, Duval County over the weekend.
So maybe that's just like filtered through my brain. But I'm just saying ball. Did you see Travis Hunter? What he did on the airplane with the older woman was phenomenal. He's a great kid. Big smile on his face. And he helped some elderly woman put her suitcase up and bring it down.
And she said to people afterwards, who is that nice gentleman? And people like it's Travis Hunter. He's OK in my books. But you know, now that I think about it and they go through AFC, I think at first I thought NFC and I thought, hmm, I don't know about that. Yeah, but Nico Tingtao, I don't know, DK's now in the in the AFC. But I would say I would say overreaction if it's NFC, AFC combined, whatever, if it's football.
But AFC, AFC. All right. What else?
All right. One more football and we'll move on. You know, it's so much talk about push, push this and pushing. Just stop it. I can't stand it. Just stop it, TJ. Baiting the tush, push. Big mistake.
Agreed. Yeah, that's not an overreaction. It's a football play. And if you don't like it, get better at it. But we did see on 60 Minutes.
Remember that piece we talked about this last year? That it's basically impossible to defend. But my answer is, if you don't like it, figure out a way to do it. Then why is only one team good at it?
Yeah. If it's so impossible to defend, why are twenty, thirty one other teams terrible at it? That's my point right there, Chris. You can't beat him. It just seems like this whole thing is just the Eagles are so good at it. We can't stop it. Let's get it out.
Oh, and they won the Super Bowl last year. Maybe build up your defensive line and get a bunch of big boys in there and slow this thing down. Seems like a whole lot of complaining to me, TJ. A lot of complaining. One of your favorite people on Earth, this guy named Cooper Eyes, and he sat here and he said the same thing. He goes, I don't get it. Like, why don't you just do it? And that's kind of been the argument like you think about 60, 70 years ago.
I'm sure somebody was like, well, wait a minute. They can't throw the football. What is that? Yeah, you know, there's a power sweep up and the power sweep. We can't stop it. I would say if you see it's working for the Super Bowl champions and maybe if I was an OC, I'd be in the lab concocting something.
Yeah, that would allow me to get the same results. Like, come on. If you can't beat them, join them. Let's go. Hey. Let's move on. So I think that's a proper reaction, Chris.
Thank you, TJ. Yeah, man. You know, it's awkward dancing. We're like, hey, Juan Soto regrets signing with the Mets. Let's let's just be honest.
That's so dumb. Look at this guy. He's out there. He's not even hustling the first base. He can't catch the ball. He's eaten too much. So down too much time in the North.
And that's OK. He's hitting. Well, he's not even hitting very well.
He's only got a few bombs. He's constantly being asked about Aaron Judge. He's like looking or he's like, man, I miss I miss hitting it in front of Aaron Judge. Oh, he's tired of all the stupid questions coming from all the journalists about. Do you miss being with Yankees? Do you miss judge? Yeah.
After a while, I wouldn't want to answer those questions either. He regrets it. And you say he's eating good. The man's worth seven hundred million.
You better be good. Talk to me. We noticed he's eating. Listen, Susie, stop it. No. OK, he's getting no good shifting.
We noticed he's in your post notice. Yeah. Yeah.
You think they airbrushed that a little bit? No. Yeah. Yeah.
Yes. Look, here's the thing that I know about the New York Post. What do you know?
I would never lie. Doctor photos, make up headlines or do anything just to sell around. I don't know.
They are straight forward, straightforward run. Yeah. A piece of journalism, a staple of this country, dare I say. That's right. People would look at this and literally say that man's fat. It's just kind of weird to me. I don't think he's three C thick. You know what I mean? No, you know, that is that's a little paunchy. It's someone who's a member, a proud member of the thick boy Society of America himself.
I'm OK with that. And one of the greatest athletes of all time was the American dream Dusty Rhodes, who famously said, I'm not built like the athlete of the day is supposed to look. He goes, my belly's a little big, my hiney's a little big, but I am bad. And they know I'm bad. So you know what?
He's not Dusty Rhodes size yet. One, so those are going to be all right here again. Stop Loma. OK, you stop. That is hilarious.
I know your T.R.T. is up. But you know, don't don't be trying to back shame Juan Soto. I think he's on a one way subway to Cecil Fielder. That's fine. That means he hits 50 home runs a year. That's true. I'll be fine with that.
I think Cecil only hit once or twice. That's fine. Twenty nine and 19.
I said 17 earlier. I wanted to correct myself before someone else does. Please be factually correct on this show, because we are always factually correct. You know what I mean? Like the New York Post, we are always factually correct. Yeah, that's right.
What else do you have? Guys, Otani's hitting 63 bombs this year. I'm watching the game last night, right? Absolute cannon. He's got 17 on the year so far on a pace for 57.
But you know what? I think he's going to top what Judge did two years ago. He's going to hit 63 for Otani. I'm good for that. I'm OK with that.
I love him. I will watch any at bat possible. I'll watch any game possible. We're going to the Yankees Dodgers.
You are. And I can't wait. Sometime. Yes, I don't know when, but I know I'll be there.
Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes. Susie, that was like a tough weekend. It's next week. It's next Sunday. I think we're going next to it. 10 days.
You guys, I'm 30 and 31st at women's sports now. Sometime on Roku Channel. I have a lot to do here.
I don't want the football after the show. Wow. Sometime, sometime, sometime. You just know you're in the building. I know I'm in the building. And I said to Rich, where are we sitting? And he said up top. Then you said, heck, no. And I said, heck, no, I ain't going. I said, where are we sitting? And then he said, you're in the cheesesteak section and you were OK. Let me just explain to you again why I'll never try a cheesesteak outside of the state of Pennsylvania.
Stephen told me after Stephen, they told me after he's like, you made a big mistake. You can't have your first cheesesteak be in El Segundo. It's got to be there. It's got to be toasted bread. That's a good point. Toasted bread. That's where they're from. Doesn't matter. Yeah. I mean, we tried to we tried to do a nice thing for you, right?
And you know what? Adam Chudman did it. It was great.
Adam's idea. It was great. It was what do you mean I crapped all over? I tried it.
You will. Yeah, but then you disregarded it. But I finished it. It was fantastic. I know it was. It was nasty. Oh, I'm Susie.
I took I mean, like they're Mikey. Oh, sorry. It's not Craig's cheesesteak with all my friends. Let me just tell you, you better watch your tongue because I have a surprise coming. Oh, and I will leave you out of it.
Be quiet if I were you. Is he bringing me one? I walked in with donuts this morning.
Thank you so much. Number two, what have you ever brought me except for empty Tupperware? Number three, she's got you. I will leave you out of the surprise. Do you hear me?
Can you imagine like, oh, God, poor rich one? I just heard that not notice you do one more. Play it one more time, Mikey. One more. I did not know. Oh, sweet Cooper. One more.
I did not know. Conference finals in the association get underway tonight. Thunder and T. Wolves. I got bad news for everybody.
Wait, Barry. The NBA finals is not going to be the matchup that everyone wants. I'm sorry. It's going to be Thunder and Pacers. I know everyone wants.
Oh, he's plucky Knicks and their fans are still partying in the streets and they wanted to see the Ant Man. I'm sorry. That's not going to happen. It's going to be Pacers Thunder. Everyone get used to it. Everyone get prepared. I'm trying to do you a solid and get you guys emotionally ready. Pacers Thunder. Let me think about enjoy the NBA finals. It's going to be a celebration of the Midwest.
The flyovers, you know, finally get their moment here in the association. You know, Susie loves what? Just that part. Right. I love the NBA.
I'm going to watch all of it anyway. I think that. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. Do I think you're right?
No, I think that's an overreaction. Oh, I call your shot. Who's playing in the NBA finals in about maybe ten, ten days, two weeks? I wish I reached the Knicks.
Next, you go next under go next. I think I'll go next thunder. I just feel like I feel like they're going to pull this out. I just feel like it's their year. The only thing I would say is this. They're going to play six guys and that that might be a problem till the wheels fall off.
And that's what I'm my only thought is, is the advantage. On the fact that they have a great bench on the other side. Yeah, that's my only thought is like, will the bench outlast the starting six?
Because that is that is the Knicks fiddle flaw is that they don't really have a deeper rotation, don't you think? Yeah. Agree. But you remember last year, too, Brunson breaks his hand. Right.
That kind of tip the scales in that series. So that's why I never prognosticate because you just never know. I don't know.
And that's what's more likely. I'm sorry, that's actually overreaction Monday on a Tuesday. Yeah, get it straight. Good talking with you folks. Yeah, that was fun. I like those. I like the music in the background.
The whole thing's fun. I just think the Pacers bench is real deep. That's my that's my concern.
Mm hmm. And even though people don't know who they are past Tyrese Halliburton, I think it's a good chance for the country to get to know a lot more of these young, exciting players. I mean, I'm going to watch all of them. I'm psyched to sit with Coop and watch these games.
Sanders super into it, so he'll watch it. And that's kind of what I was hinting at in the first hour. Are we are we done is that is the era of dynasties in the NBA over T.J.? Is this now the NFL now where it's a parody and it's a different team kind of each year cycling through?
We've got the young kids coming up. Is that where we're at now in the NBA? I mean, that's a great question, because let's say as of two months ago, you believe that your team was going to go on a.
Going to go on a. I mean, as of five days ago, before, well, I mean, Tatum. Right. Right.
Before five days ago, wasn't it? But anyway, the point being like if that doesn't happen, you know, maybe that whole series and everything else turns out differently. So I don't know, because if the Thunder get one, you think they could get a couple with their youth and all the picks that they got, which means they can do a lot of wheeling and dealing and moving pieces around and adding and subtracting.
You could be looking at one right there. So I don't think it's necessarily or they lose. They maybe they lose four, two to the Ant-Man and then suddenly they acquire Giannis this off season. And now the NBA looks for even more, you know? Yeah. But then that restocks Milwaukee and then now maybe they suddenly get back into the mix.
I just think you have no idea. And that's kind of been the beauty of the NBA. Great thing in the last six, seven seasons. Again, we're going to have a new champion again for the seventh year in a row.
And it's kind of unheard of when we went through the run that we went through. I mean, remember the whole decade of the 80s, three teams, three teams won. And that's it. And then in the 90s, three teams won in Chicago, Houston and San Antonio. And you're like, wow.
Right. And we start this is what it is. And then the Lakers have a three peat right off the bat. And then San Antonio wins a couple more Detroit sprinkled in there. And then you're just like, is this what the league is going to be now? Just these teams. And then Steph Curry raises his hand and the Cavs and the Warriors played in the finals like 78 years in a row, it felt like. And so now that's not what it is anymore. And you're kind of like, oh, is that good for the league?
Yes. It's really good for the league. It's always good. It's really good for the league. They're going to sell a lot more jerseys. They're going to have more appeal.
I mean, I feel like if you're only watching two teams and it's different than football, where we're really used to seeing a lot of the same teams there year after year. But I really like it for this. I think it's great. It's a good look. It's a good look.
I just want to throw that out there. Thanks for that. No problem. Great job. Good job. How are you?
I'm really well. We take one more win loss before we go to break. Let's go quick.
Really quick. Do we have. Oh, you want to do the next segment? We'll do the next segment. Let's take a break when we come back. Win loss, because, you know, I like to empty the callers.
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While supplies last, see Lowe's dot com for more details. If you wouldn't mind, I would love to to role play with you just real briefly, Gronk, OK, where I play the role of somebody that I'm kind of familiar with and you play the role of somebody that you're familiar with, if you don't mind. I'm going to play a guy who went to Michigan, OK, who's a leader in his field. His name is Tom.
And you play the role of a tight end with a Hall of Fame resume. OK. And the time is going to be. Let's go November 1st, 2019.
In the future, not too distant future. Yeah. Would you mind if we quickly role play this out? All right.
We got what we got. One scene. OK, here we go.
One scene. Here we go. Ready? Chris, say action when you got. OK, right. All right, guys. Ready? Yes.
Action. Hey, Rob, it's Tom. How you been? Hey, I'm good, man. I've been doing great, man. You're you're still killing it.
You're like forty two years old now. I mean, yeah, I know you miss me, Tom. I know you do. I do. I do.
Gronk, I do, man. It's not just me. It's it's everybody. We all miss you. And, you know, things are going great.
You know, Bill's a pain in the ass. But it's really, you know, it's really it's really something that could be better with you. Would you would you think of coming back and playing with me, Rob? Oh, I mean, you know, I miss you, too. I miss the guys, but I'm just chilling, man.
I'm I'm down in the Bahamas right now. Just relaxin. I got sipping my water and I got I got your electrolytes in it, Tom. Don't worry. Don't worry, baby.
I got the electrolytes in the water and I'm sipping on a protein margarita, Tom. So just chilling. Thank you. I love you. I miss you.
I'm just relaxing, homie. There's no chance, Rob. This is Tom.
This is Tom. You know, call me when you get to the playoffs. And see, cut. Rob, Rob, you're a natural man. You are a natural man.
You're a natural man. That was great. That was so funny. I don't know, it sounded good. That was lifelike to me. I thought that was pretty good.
That was good. Oh, Rob Gronkowski. Just come on back to New England, Rob. Come on. Don't you want to come back?
Suit up again, put down the margaritas and come back in. And by the way, that's ended up what ended up happening like true. He literally joined Tom in Tampa and they won a Super Bowl. That's insane. That's insane.
And you know what? I was not at all begrudging that I loved every second of it. Loved every second. Come on. You guys had a little. No, no, I thought it was nothing.
I thought it was you know what? That was like one of the rare times where you're watching another team. And this is fantastic.
And I hope they win the whole thing. Yeah, by the way. And then when Tom got looped and he threw the Super Bowl championship into the ocean, thought about it. Oh, my gosh. He just took another dig at you. I know what he said. I said, I'm like Yankee fans who want soda.
They don't want him to do anything. Oh, OK. That's not really a thing. No, no, no.
You're fine. Whatever. But I do you think on cast he's going to coach? Do you think he's going to come back and do anything? He's just going to sit back and count the dollars when he's back gig ever. He's TV. He's got the easiest job at Fox.
By the way, he loves it. There's not a whole lot of prep going on there. Just being Gronk. Yeah, being Gronk coming to you on Roca. Win loss time, guys. I'm going to take a line one because it is Jack and Sam. And I know who's calling in. Hi, guys. How's it going? How are we? Hi, how are you doing, Jack and Sam Schuster?
We're doing well. We were up late last night getting ready for this. So we were going back and forth, but we're ready. Sam, you were prepping. You ready? Yes.
Yes. Getting ready. Sam, how's the knee feel?
It's getting better. Thank you for asking. All right. I always I always want to ask.
I love my nephews. OK, ready, guys? Music, please. Come on. I want the you got to really crush this, OK? Because I'm proud of you guys and I love you, but really crush this in a New England kind of way. All right.
Yeah. Week one. Week one, Pete Carroll comes home to Foxboro. So week one, the Raiders are in town. Week one, the Raiders are in town. TB12 comes home. I think we get the job done.
Want to know? Oh, I like it. Week two at the Dolphins.
Yeah. Historically, they haven't played great down there. So unfortunately, you're going to have to pick against the pass. I think Miami gets it done.
You're not wrong. They don't play so well down south. Week three, home for the Steelers. And who's going to even be the quarterback? It's going to be Ann Rogers.
I think it's going to be Rudolph. I think we get the job done against the Steelers. Well, I like this week for Carolina Panthers at home. Yeah, they're getting better.
They picked up some new weapons, but I think the past get the job done. Week five at the Bills. This is tough. Week five at the Bills Highmark Stadium.
Jay Disney's behind center. I think we get the job done in a snowy Buffalo. Oh, wait. Snow in September, October 5th. There's snow. What are we doing? Well, there's not going to be snow then, but we still get the job.
OK, OK, OK, great. Week six, week six at the Saints. Yeah, I don't know who's going to be playing quarterback for those guys. So in the past, get it done. We have a week seven at the Titans.
Brable legacy, revenge game, whatever you want to call it. I say we get the job done in Tennessee. Yeah, let's go. Week eight, Cleveland Browns at home. I think that's good done there, too.
I mean, yeah, I think that I think they're going to handle business there. Seven and one week, nine Falcons at home. I think we're going to drop this one, fortunately, against the Falcons here on week nine, week 10 at the Buccaneers of the Pats taking a loss down in Tampa Bay. Seven and three week, 11 jets on the Thursday night. Right back on track Thursday night against the Jets. We get the job done.
Yeah, they stink. Week 12 at the Bengals. Well, we got the loss. Tough place to play. Good team.
All right. Week 13 home for the New York Giants. Home against the Giants.
Another another not so good football team. I think we I think we get the W. Yeah, no doubt. By week and then week 15, the Bills. Now this is home December 14th could be snowy, too.
Yeah, I think we have bills taken care of business here. I think it's going to be tough for the Patriots to beat them twice in a season. Week 16 at the Ravens. I do like what the Patriots have done in the off season.
I was a couple of additions here, but I don't think they're good enough to beat the Ravens just yet. Week 17 at the Jets, they stink. They take that game, right? Yeah, it's a trap game for them. Ooh, it's a trap game. Trap game for the pass? Is that a win or a loss? Oh, we'll give the pass a win there.
All right, 10 and six. OK, and then closing out week 18 with the Dolphins at home. Closing out with the Dolphins at home, a flex game, I think. I think they're going to finish the season here, unfortunately, with a loss. But they will make the playoffs. OK, how far are they going to go? So 10 and seven makes the playoffs.
Yeah, we'll give them a wild card round win here. Fantastic. I love it. I am wearing shoe kicks today, by the way. I want you to know I got shoe kicks on. Jack, job boys. There you go. You're haunted by shoe kicks.
Shoe kicks. Jack, by the way, the Jordan four white and cement grays are coming out on Wednesday. I need you to put some good juju out there. So I get those. I'll put some good work in for you, TJ.
Make sure to set that notification bell for 7 a.m. local time. You know it. Come on, Jack. Get on it.
Let's go. Guys, your dad, Scott hates win loss. Maybe he'll like this one. He says to me yesterday, Why do you why do you do this win loss? I don't care. So I thought maybe this way he would actually like one loss.
Maybe I'll like this one. Mm hmm. Rarely. Well, you know, he's such an easy guy to please. Guys, I love you. We love you, too. Thanks for having us. All right, boys. Absolutely. Good stuff, guys. They crushed it.
They came in prepared and prepared it. I don't love that. Look, the weather in Foxborough in January is going to be like, what, five degrees. We know the Dolphins can't play in the cold. That should have been a win.
That's kind of the only blemish on that. Eleven and six feel strong for the Patriots this year. Just saying, TJ, are you going to do the win loss? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now we have less than a minute before break. Come on.
Seventeen and oh, man. I mean, come on. We're back. Yeah, so stupid. Super Bowl back on. Like, what are we talking about?
We have Drake Bay. We've got to be smoking something over there this morning. Indeed, indeed, indeed.
We brought when those come out Saturday, not Wednesday, Saturday, Saturday. Set your set your you set the alarm. Are you going to are you going to ping Jack? Oh, I'm definitely going to say I need these. Yeah.
Yeah. These are the shoes made famous and do the right thing. Like I need these Jordan fours. I never was into the sneaker thing until he sent me my first pair of dunks. And now all I wear are sneakers.
It's fantastic. You're part of the culture now, Suze. I'm part of the culture. I'm part of the cult. When we come back, third hour ahead, Kevin Millar. We're going to welcome him here to the Rich Eisen Show. Don't go anywhere. Bring us on Roku right now, because we're still on.
We're still like, don't go anywhere yet. Do you want to sit over here? Wow.
Yeah, he actually was so aggressive. He did. Do you want to sit over here? Calm down.
He did once. Yeah. You don't like sitting at this desk.
So no, I'm sitting at that desk is an invitation to online shop. I don't know what that means. You are a different person over here. You are a different person there. And no, no. How so? Honestly, over here, I don't even know if you're paying attention.
I'm not. But because last time you weren't paying attention at one time and then I got you to pay attention, you start doing like the sex call line. That was so funny.
That was one of my favorite moments. And then I thought it was probably totally inappropriate. But it's only two o'clock and sometimes a little loopy.
Sometimes I come in a little loopy. That happened to one of them. She was like, Colin, now the the Patriots are dirty. They're dirty.
Oh, that's right. And they're going to be back. He's going to be bad, really bad, bad, so bad. They're going to be just trying to get us sad.
They need to be punished. Rich was trying to reel us in. Yeah, you were going to be horrified. Rich is like, what are you doing over there? Like, I'm trying to speak. And Susie wouldn't stop.
Of course, I'm laughing at her. Just like, you know, they're awful, awful boys. They've been really, really nasty. Seems like a good time to promo women's sports now. Coming on Thursday exclusively on the local channel. Amy Trask is also here, by the way. We are going to take a new one. I haven't seen Amy in forever. Oh, fantastic. Here.
Yep. I thought she was zooming. Oh, she is. No, no, she's going to be here. She was like, she is a lead type wielding professional. She will show up and do the show in person.
What does that mean? It would be great if she walked into the lead pipe. We have a lead pipe here, Susie.
It might even be behind you. What if I get what if I get rich, a lead pipe for Father's Day that says lead pipe wielding professional. That'd be funny. Would that be good? It's it's it's funny. Jeff, I don't think I don't think he'd know what to do with it.
Yeah, because why does anybody will? Oh, that's oh, my God. Oh, Smitch. Is that really what is that? A.I. to the full Smith way.
Laura Wasser, line one. That's not rich eyes. And that's that's like the saddest smitch. That's Midwest eyes.
And no smith. And you know, I love you. But this that's me. That was hilarious. Oh, my God. That is so so no eyes. And so that's like rich from one day at a time.
Let's do it. Oh, my gosh. That is that's just not even nice, man. Oh, my God. I think he much prefers the the other.
Oh, that's when you're together with muscles. That one's that one's pretty sad. Former MLB All-Star Sean Casey, a.k.a.
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