Cover Jokes

And you've got to be ready for what's coming because I'm finished to punish you for... So speaking of covered, Bob, I knew you knew this was coming. I'm familiar.

Yeah. So last week I kept having this crazy dream where I woke up covered in tire tracks. Can you imagine the Christian car guy?

Covered in tire tracks. So my wife, Tammy, she swears it's because I'm a psychopath. Come on, Bethany, you can laugh a little bit. That was funny. You're a psychopath. Yeah, there you go. Psychopath.

Hey. And, you know, the next morning she came in covered in honey and bee stings. And after that, I knew she was a keeper. As in bee. Beekeeper.

I think your wife is a keeper on many levels. So, you know, this happened in a high point I heard the other day. A robber pulled a gun on a bank clerk manager saying, give me all the money.

I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overhead until my cash flow is established. The bank manager said to the clerk, you better do what he says. I think he means business. He was to cover overhead.

There was a word cover in there just a little bit. Okay. And I saved the best for last as far as my jokes that I enjoy so much. And I'm really expecting a big laugh because Orick told me he was a great laugher.

Bob, on the other hand, he tends to keep his humor. So here comes a question at the end. Oh, is that what it was? Okay. Here comes a question. No, not that question. Oh, really?

It's just a joke question. Okay. That's all right. A little confusion. I'm training. She jumped the question.

All right. So where can you find a beach covered with frozen waffles? Where can you find a beach covered with frozen waffles?

Think through this. It's a beach, Orick, and it's covered with frozen waffles. They call that Sandy Eggo.

Sandy Eggo. Now let's hear the laugh. You promised. You promised. Where's the laugh? I'm sorry. Here you go, my Lego.