Lions shock the Chiefs, Week 1 picks with Ryan Horvat

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You need Indeed. Good morning, everybody. I'm Bart Winkler.

This is the Bart Winkler show. Ryan Horvat will be here to go through our week one picks. We both were on the Lions plus the four and a half, so we're both one and oh. I thought the Lions could come in here and you know, no Travis Kelsey, no Chris Jones. All right, but I thought the Lions could come in here and if the Lions were to win, which they did, 21-20. That's going to change some perspectives in the NFC. We all like the Eagles. A lot of people like the Niners.

A lot of people think maybe the Cowboys, maybe the Seahawks. You know, Lions might win. The Lions made a statement tonight.

I'm going to arrowhead winning that game. I like that they went on fourth down late. I don't know why the Chiefs went on fourth and 20. I even further don't know why they went on fourth and 25, but they did. A couple of other thoughts. This game was a presentation about how that one lineman backs up in the backfield. So a lot of people are going to talk about that.

And you know, I love the trenches, so we'll be all over that. Kadarius Toney. I have been like the biggest Kadarius Toney hype man that the world has ever known. And for some weird reason, all my brothers are too.

I think we got to look within ourselves. He might be bad. Noah Gray, I picked him up in a shitload of leagues. So I'm going to lose in a shitload of leagues.

That sucks. Chris Collinsworth. Chris Collinsworth has the innate ability to watch every Patrick Mahomes game. He's like 50 first dates. Every Patrick Mahomes game, he like forgets that he's ever seen Patrick Mahomes and he watches a game. He's like, what?

What's going on? I've never seen a quarterback run for eight yards. You could tell, you could tell Chris Collinsworth that we landed on the moon and then you could show him the video and then you could show him Mahomes running for 15 yards and he'd be like, well, that's the greatest achievement of mankind. It's like he, it's like he, every time he watches Mahomes, it's like he sees the invention of the forward pass.

It's pretty crazy. So the Lions win, I watched a little bit of the game with my son, just a very little. And one of the things that we did when we watched the Packer game, the preseason game was he knows the Packers are the good guys and the other team is the bad guys. So he asked me, who's the good guys? Who's the bad guys? And I said, well, neither team's really either. I guess the Lions, the white team is the bad guys because we play them a couple of times.

But I mean, I don't know. Were you rooting for the Lions to win? I mean, it makes no sense. Were you rooting for the Chiefs? If that was the Vikings, oh my God, I'd root for the Chiefs.

If that was the Bears, the Lions, they've been so shitty for so long that you just kind of like to see the Chiefs to lose. So I know that makes no sense, but that's what happened. You know what else doesn't make any sense is how Happy Place Hemp keeps giving you a 25% promo every time you order, happyplacehemp.com. If you've tried, if you got the Sampler Pack for those 50 milligrams, they are strong. Just so you know, they are strong. So plan accordingly.

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I don't know. Maybe we're just like the Chicago Bears of college football. Always going to have the running game. Some years we're going to have that great defense, but just absolutely cursed at the quarterback position. I know it's one game and a lot of people were like, look at the numbers. It wasn't so bad, but I mean, anybody with two eyes could see that Tanner Mordecai looked like some sort of strange mashup of Kurt Phillips and Allen average. It was bad. It was really bad. He came with Haney to pass to the defenders and going to be this bad against Buffalo. I mean, I guess I'll hold out hope, but not looking great for a Bucky this year plays a long game. And I don't know, I think maybe it's a curse of everybody talking shit about Russell Wilson, considering that the one great quarterback season that the Badgers have ever had.

So I blame all of you next. I don't know who this guy is that you had on talking about the bears. Um, but man, he had a little bit of cockiness in his voice and he had a lot of quips for somebody that, you know, covers and is a fan of the fucking Chicago bears.

Like accomplish something. I mean, this is like the Deion Sanders effect times 10. You haven't even played a game yet. And like the thought of Aaron Rogers, not being there, the thought of not being there. Now's your time, man. Is it going to be salty when they come in and just ram it up their poopers and soldier field this coming Sunday? I can't wait. Um, lastly, and I don't want to take too much of a dark turn here, but I'm listening to you Bart and this is a message for everybody in the Winkler purse that, um, every time Bart laughs, it's becoming more and more apparent to me. Bart might die you guys. So we need to get Shay ready to go.

He's gotta be, you know, right now he's holding the clipboard, but we got to get him on the sidelines warming up. Bart, see somebody. I don't want to lose you. Anyways, obviously that was very much in chest for all of you weird internet people that are going to blow up about me saying that, oh, a joke. Let's have some fun. That's what this is all about.

Love you guys. No, I don't know if that was a joke. My coughs not getting any better. I think I'm actually, I think I am going to go see someone next week. Uh, I could take a COVID test. I have 30 of them in my house. If anybody needs one. Um, I like to sign up for free shit and they're always for, they were for free for a bunch.

So I think they'll still work. Uh, Cubs lost tonight. That's good. Cubs lost tonight. So they're two games back. They lost to Arizona nobody noticed cause there's football on God.

I'm so happy. There's football on. I'm watching this game. I'm, I'm watching this game. I'm two feet away from my TV. I'm all in like Noah gray. I fucked that up.

My draft Kings were terrible. I took, I, I, I got my shirt off a footer front of my TV. I'm a goddamn mess. I'm not even a menace to society. I'm a menace to my goddamn living room. Take a quick time out.

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See guarantee details at TurboTax.com slash guarantees experts only available with TurboTax live. Let's look at some pics with Ryan Horvat, bet MGM tonight and don't forget on Saturday mornings, bet QL. What's it called? The bet QL tailgate kickoff with myself, Ryan Horvat. And this is going to be like a little bit of an MTV Cribs edition where I'm going to take you around the Horvat household because we're going to get on the Dan Cheney YouTube stream. We are going to grab a pen so we could track our picks for this season. So we could, we're going to do a little competition. You know what we should do? And maybe we'll have to start this. Maybe we actually have time. We should pick against each other, but also against anybody that wants to go against us as well. Maybe we have to start this week too, unfortunately, but that's something that we should look into doing is having people compete.

Now, I don't know what I could give people like as far as a prize, maybe I could like send them a bag of wheat or something like that. I probably shouldn't say that, but we don't have to delete it. I really don't care at this point. So, but we should, we should, we should compete against the, against the fans. Well that means that you, you may, Ryan Horvat, I have a pool at splashsports.com backslash Winkler to do weekly picks for prize money. And that's, I was just actually trying to throw you the alley-oop so you could dunk at home. So yes, we can, we can compete.

I believe there were a lot of people that signed up for week one. So I'll do a $5 pick and pool every week at sports to pay out the top five. So I think that's fun.

I think that will be a good thing to do. All right. Are we still doing Packers last?

I think that's the recipe we've used for five years. All right. Let's get into it then. Let's get into it with the battle for the AFC South. This game in Indianapolis where the Colts, let's call this a five point spread, Jacksonville a five point favorite, the total in the game, 45 and a half. I'll go first in this game. I'm going to actually take the chalky side here. I think once this gets to five, which it has blown past key numbers, I think people might take Indianapolis because it's week one.

A lot of weird stuff happens. This is the toughest week in my opinion to call. You see a lot of dogs went outright, but like how is Indianapolis? And I get Jacksonville's defense is the big question mark because I'm really high on their offense.

It's Trevor Lawrence. You had Calvin Ridley, all those dudes that they paid in the off season that everybody criticized. Zay Jones, Christian Kirk, Evan Ingram, they all had big years. They fixed that offensive line.

I like Travis ETN a lot. But my big question mark is the defensive side of the ball. But even with that man, how are the Colts moving the football? Like I like Michael Pittman enough. I don't know what Anthony Richardson is, especially in his first start.

Granted, it is at home. Jonathan Taylor's not going to be there for the Colts. I know he's just a running back, but in that offense, he's like 60% of the offense, the offensive line regresses the last three years for Indianapolis. I'm going to take the Jags here. Now what I did chalky, I took the Jags on the money line, but we don't do that. This isn't college game day where they just pick the team to win.

We got to go ATS. So I'm going to take Jags minus five on the road, even though I don't love the number. And I don't think I would bet that number.

What about you? Well, I've got one MVP bet this year and it's on Trevor Lawrence. And I really am high on the Jacksonville Jaguars. I think that some people might say, I've seen people like in the last week, say, Titans, this is a clear cut division winner. It will be Jacksonville. They will play Indianapolis who Jim or say things were going fine in Indianapolis. You hire a new head coach, you got Jonathan Taylor, bring along a rookie and then Jim or say, just can't stop talking.

And everything has been ruined. So they're going to lose and they will lose by at least five points. I'm with you on Jacksonville.

Before we go any further, let me just say how nice it is to be talking football again. And here's something I said on writer than you on Thursday, I said I would have to get my wife and son to go with me. Cause I, but let's say I only, let's say not only, let's say I'm given 40 years to live.

Okay. I'm really only getting 20 of those years with football because of football's half a year. Like if I could hibernate from February to September and then live another, like instead of living 40 years, I would then live 80 years.

I would want to do that. What sucks though? The worst part about dying is my kid and my, you know, there are going to be Superbowl. The NFL will still be played after we're dead.

Like that's fucking bullshit. Yeah, I know. I always, I always think about that actually. You know, I'm like, man, I mean when you think about it, like imagine if you died in November, December, it'd be like watching a movie. Oh, if I die during a fucking season, I mean, to the end of the season.

That's what I mean. Like I would have to die like the day after the Superbowl. I need to know shit. I might need to die. Yeah, definitely after the Superbowl because I would need to, it'd be like watching the movie and not getting the ending or like starting to read a book, but not finishing the book. One thing morbidly I did was I would check the Chicago obituaries after the Cubs won the world series. And there was a ton of people like 90, 95, 98, just dropping the few days after they finally saw it. Like a lot of people were hanging on to see the Cubs and then they, then they died. Yeah. And there was a lot of stress rooting for that team too.

You go through Brian McRae and Kevin Ory and Sammy Sosa steroids. Anyway, nobody cares. All right. So we're both on the Jags. We're both on the chalky side.

We're both most likely starting to own one. That's my prediction there. Ooh, here's a game where I'm going to call it three.

All right. We're going to go with consensus line of three, even though we're not there yet because Joe burrow is still questionable for this game he's playing. So the bangles are on the road. They're two and a half point favorites. The reason I haven't bet this game yet, I want Cleveland at home is three point dogs. I'm pretty high on the Browns this season. We're going to find out if Kevin's the fans keys any good. And we're going to find out if the Sean Watson learned how to play quarterback again.

I like Nick Chubb like Amari Cooper. I think they're going to maybe use David Najoku a little bit more creative this season. Hopefully defensive side of the ball must be better.

You guys that area Smith, he always tries for four to five weeks. So I'm going to take the Browns at home. Three point dogs against the bangles in a big game.

Well, this will be our first disagreement. I have to take Cincy. I like I'm with you on the Browns. They have a lot of they're a good team.

But I am not going and maybe it's going to cost me but I'm not going to take the Browns until I see Deshaun Watson look like he doesn't suck. Yeah. Because last year he looked like he sucked. Yeah. Pretty badly.

Yeah. You look like he looked like he was a quarterback that was just going through the motions. Yeah, he wasn't. Deshaun Watson used to be the best quarterback in the league. It was him in Bahamas.

If the Browns get him. Oh my lord. But I got to see it.

I'm gonna I'm gonna be one of those guys. I got to see it before I ever predict it. Yeah.

So I got to see it. So I'm gonna take Cincy to get the win with my guy. Joe Burrow at quarterback go burn.

All right. Hopefully Jamar chase catches some touchdowns. I got him number two fantasy pick Tampa Bay five and a half point dogs. I hate that taking on the Vikings Minnesota at home. You know how that goes.

That stupid fucking horns. Why do you feel about this is a McAfee related question that I've brought up. Yeah.

Ask me. So they have that guy on the show that's a Packer fan. Yeah I like him.

I don't like I don't like that. He is like the most he's he's like become the voice of the Packer fan. I don't know because like I thought that maybe he would like follow Rogers but he's going to still root for Green Bay. He's going to do what I'm doing. He's going to cheer for Aaron but he's also going to cheer for the Packers which I think I know what cheering for us.

Yeah. I've always said this and I and I bet the Packers over seven and a half wins. We just literally did a podcast on this. I was never not going to cheer for them. I can cheer for the Jets in the AFC and I could cheer for the Packers in the NFC.

Spoiler alert. I did the same thing when Brett went to the Jets. That was I was like Dad we need the fucking Sunday ticket really bad this year because I'm going to watch every Jets game.

I bought it. I mean this is I shouldn't say this now but I bought a farm Jets jersey when he went to Minnesota it was fuck them. See that's the thing like I can't I don't get why everybody hates Aaron. Aaron isn't going to the Jets. He's not going to New York despite the Packers.

He's going to the fucking AFC so he doesn't even have to see the Packers. He talks about he loved his time in Green Bay loves Jordan love. He just did an interview with with who one of the beat beat writers on Jordan love like he's still taking time out of his fucking day. Yeah.

Yeah. To talk about Jordan love. He's calling Jordan love. He's not this enemy right like far wanted to come back and fuck the Packers. Aaron doesn't want to do that. He wants to win another ring so he's not always the quarterback that only won one ring. I don't get why everybody hates Aaron and you want him to play at least 12 games right because I think you need him do for the pick.

I don't know I'd have to go back and look at that. Nobody cares. Tampa Bay five and a half point dogs actually went from six and a half down to five and a half Minnesota at home like I said skull skull dog shit defense. In comes Brian Flores those defensive coordinator you know what man. So here's the thing with Tampa Bay. They're either going to be shit in one draft Caleb Williams or hear me out or they're going to be last year Seattle remember last year Seattle week one they played Denver dude and we're like oh we're like who's going to start Gino Smith or fucking Drew Locke and then Gino Smith beat out Drew Locke and we're like whoa and we're like but they still have a bunch of weapons. Maybe they're going to trade decay maybe decay will come to the Packers.

No. And now Seattle you know they're like building a defense and they're the second favorites to win that division. What if Baker Mayfield isn't shit.

What if you know like in Cleveland right. He was decent as a rookie and then year two with Stefanski went to the playoffs won a playoff game. When's the last Cleveland quarterback to win to win a playoff game against the Steelers. He beat Big Ben the next year he was shit. But let's remember also that year he throws a terrible interception and then for whatever reason tries to make a tackle tries to tackle a guy up high separates his throwing shoulder and then plays the rest of the season on a separated throwing shoulder. It's like the people that are like Rogers was shit last year. Yeah he was shit.

He had a broken thumb on his throwing hand. I still think he could play the game. Maybe Baker isn't shit.

The last four games of the season last year with McVeigh he wasn't shit. And I know Mike Evans like right now wants to get traded but you still have like Chris Godwin all those dudes on the defensive side of the ball are still there even though they don't want to be there. What if like Tampa isn't complete crap and they win 9 10 games and Baker still an NFL quarterback. I'm not buying into that I'm not betting that I'm also very I'm also not betting the fucking Vikings as five and a half point favorites.

Give me the fighting bakers. I think they win this game outright. Fuck the Vikings for life. Yeah I think the Vikings to come for the Packers.

He asks me. Fuck yeah. Hey I'm gonna take the Vikings to cover and get a like a win where they feel way good about themselves way much more than they should.

I love the Tampa Seattle theory or at least. Yeah. Thanks. I am.

So I'm on the Dan Cheney YouTube Dan Cheney insurance check and you can use that by the way on Zach Galv or whatever writer than you. I will. Next time I will.

I will. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. So I've got light behind me because I'm doing it in my living dining room today.

So Horvat can you still hear me. I can. OK.

I think I might need a different background. Oh. For what I have behind me.

So you know what I mean. You look like you're doing the show and I mean I can't talk because like I've took everything down behind me. You look like you're doing the show for my fucking great grandma's house. R.I.P. Graham Bart Show flag. I need. Hey send me one of those.

You want a flag. Hell yeah. You can do with it.

We'll see in a couple of months here. Great grandma's house. Yeah like you look like you're a grand. So I loved my obviously you know my grandma and grandpa but like my great grandma she lived to be like one hundred and six.

And any time we were like fucking around as kids my dad would always be like you want to go to grands and we'd be like nope nope. We just shut up because you know great lady don't get me wrong but like the highlight of her house she didn't have cable it was like two five seven nine eleven so you'd be watching like fucking mash and like the best thing she had at her house was like a foot massager. Oh pretty weird. Think about it you know a little bit of its time though too. Yeah I I'm in my dining room. Why you think that is because of the classic art my wife has chosen. And also this is our new thermometer. Is that what it's called. Yeah. But I the old one I did not want them to remove because I like how retro it looks. I do too.

I do too. I was just I was just playing. All right.

So you're in the 1920s bungalow. All right. So so far we agree on the Jags and we're opposite on the Browns Bengals and the Bucks Vikings.

And how could you you call out. I got people call me the Gary Wolf of the Packers and I got motherfuckers like you picking the Vikings week one against our former quarterback. Remember when we bought into the Browns.

Remember when they are our mistress team. Yeah. Yeah. Now you're just turning your back on Baker Mayfield. Fuck you.

All right. Let's move because I think the Vikings are going to have a fraudulent win and their fans are going to go nuts. So I keep like I keep when I'm worried about week one I have a lot more college bets. So I could throw those out there because I feel a lot better about those. I don't really bet a whole lot of week one in the NFL other than player props because like weird shit always happens and you just never know.

This one seems too good to be true but I am going to bet this. I really like Atlanta this season. I think I've talked about this with you. I think Desmond Ritter is an upgrade over Marcus Mariota even if he's not very good. You have a pretty good offensive line. Last year you had three running backs inside the top 20 as far as efficiency.

Tyler Algier broke the Atlanta rookie rushing record and now you have Bijan Robinson the best running back in college football the last decade. And then on the defensive side of the ball it was shit last year but you spent the fourth most money in free agency. You bring in Jesse Bates that should fix the secondary a little bit. Jeff Okuda he might be shit but he's better than anything that they had last year to freeze there.

Who else is there Campbell's there. So I like Atlanta this year. They're at home in the dome where the dirty birds kick the trees and I'm going to take them against the fighting Bryce Youngs who's making his debut on the road. Give me Atlanta three and a half.

I'm going to buy a three though. Do the fucking dirty bird Jamal Lewis and this bitch a lot of swearing maybe edit that out. Atlanta three and a half. What do you like. Get that flag off your head.

You look like a dipshit. If I'm going to edit it out it's because you said Jamal Lewis. Oh yeah that's Ravens great.

Damn it. Jamal Anderson. I said Jamal Anderson.

Stupid fuck sucking dog. I think Mark I think I think Ritter is going to get benched by week seven. I'm also telling you shit off the top of my head like they had three running backs inside the top 20 as far as efficiency and Tyler Algier had exactly twelve hundred rushing yards and broke Atlanta's rookie rushing record and they spent the fourth most money on the defensive side of the ball. And second easiest schedule this season next only to the Saints. They are going to bench Ritter for Heinecke Heinecke. But I'd like them to win.

And I'm with you on the pick for this game Atlanta. I would like to take this time. We have started a partnership with the Wisconsin Bike Fed and as people are listening they may be driving they may be out on their bicycle they may be out on the road walking and we just want to make sure that you are going the speed limit and that your lights are on. You may not know this Horvat but off the top of my head in Wisconsin as the sun sets earlier crashes involving people biking and walking occur more during the evening commute. So we here at the Bart Winkler show are reminding people turn on your lights slow down and look around. Okay. We work together to make sure everyone no matter how they travel walk bike skip jump hop get home safe learn more at Wisconsin Bike Fed dot org. Okay. Yep. It's very dangerous.

I walk my son five blocks to school and sometimes I walk him home during those twilight hours. You know how many times he could be killed. Jesus because of people driving too fast. Whoa. My pen died. Damn it. Why did you why did you just show me your third? Oh shit. My shit is up. You can't make me laugh.

I have a cop. It's killing me. This is where we need like a Toby who by the way I see Toby like every day. He said he saw you in the building the other day. Sometimes I feel bad because I'm like he's like I like I get I get I pull Winkler and I show up like three minutes before showtime and he's like Hey what do you think about him like Toby I'm literally like the music's going all right let's get to it Sam Oh San Francisco Pittsburgh here's what I bet dude I bet Steelers plus three they're down to two and a half I think they might win this game outright the Niners I think the Niners I'm not going to say they're going to suck but everybody's like to do the Eagles or the Niners right in the NFC not so fast I don't know about that I think Brock Purdy might go back to being a pumpkin maybe I kind of want that to happen I want to see Sam Darnold really bad as the starter but I don't know man they've been kind of healthy the last couple years I Nick Bosa just got the camp he's going to play in this game Steelers look good in the preseason Kenny Pickett was one of the top rated quarterbacks him and Jordan Love were the MVPs in my preseason Pickens is awesome you know how good that defense is when TJ Watts out there we're big fans of the Watt family give me the Steelers give me this Mike Tomlin doesn't lose week one at home nope he doesn't he doesn't go under 500 I love the Steelers let's go this year Oh Bosa more like Nick no sir yeah Brock Purdy little interesting fact about Brock Purdy that not a lot of people realize he's not good yeah okay how come how come they trade how come they spend three first-round picks to trade up to get Trey Lance then two years later say yeah trade him for a fourth-round pick to Dallas and people like Charles Robinson of Yahoo who dogged me on an interview writes an article that Jerry Jones is added again the Cowboys got more shit for that trade than the Niners did yeah yeah I mean I agree Steelers Steel City that's why and I hope you join us we're going to that game who is me and my crew oh the green I thought you meant you were going to San Francisco Pittsburgh I was like why the fuck would you be going no Packers play the Steelers yeah I know okay well you're all over the place all right Eric yeah here we go we got Arizona the fighting Toby's are seven-point favorites against the Cardinals and I got to tell you man everybody in the world is gonna take the commanders and survivor not me I'm taking the Ravens quote the Ravens in my sports one and in the Joe one I'm taking the commanders I'm gonna I'm gonna be a dick um plus 260 here's what I'm gonna bet I'm hoping for a better price give me Arizona on the money line that's a you're too good at this you are very good at this yeah good to waste money on Arizona money line you know that Arizona money line is an official Horvat play it's a pizza play like instead of eating pizza and getting diabetes and dying early I'm gonna just grill up some chicken this weekend I don't know you know and I'm gonna I'm gonna take the Cardinals because I bet Washington under six and a half wins that offensive line is shit Ron Rivera I'm pretty sure is shit my favorite bet is actually him to be first coach fired and I don't even know how good the enemy is man to be honest with you so I mean like everybody was like Matt Nagy's a football genius he comes from the Andy Reid coaching tree and then you know he leaves daddy's side for a couple years it looks good one year in Chicago and then he's shit um maybe the enemy is the same I want him to be good I like Eric the enemy but I don't know I think the commanders Arizona with Josh Dobbs gonna go into Washington a new fired up fan base and win here's the thing dude what what do you expect what should Washington expect from Arizona this weekend on the offensive side of the ball what are they gonna go out there and do you have no no you have no clue you have not fucking hundred times all right well okay I'm Arizona Arizona points I may be betting the money line fuck the fighting Toby's go Arizona you're taking commanders I'm guessing oh I'm at the cover it lines too high all right I like I like the commanders the way now I'll take them to win by six okay we move on the Tennessee Titans your squad oh here we go here's the Bart Winkler game of the week the Titans are three-point road dogs taking on the Saints at home three-point favorites the Titans are the AFC Vikings I'm taking the Saints in this game actually I think the Saints I don't know what to do with the Titans this season like Ryan Tannehill played 12 games last year he had an ankle injury for whatever reason DeAndre Hopkins goes there money Derrick Henry's led the league in rushing attempts three of the last I have to there's this app that I'm on that you used to be able to cash out all your points and get gift cards now you can only do it once a week at a certain time and every time I do it they're like already sold out it it's a scam I'm gonna take the Saints is three-point favorites as the Titans I need a favorite so I'm gonna take the Saints guess how many catches Michael Thomas will have this season 72 more no 90 how many is a lava gonna have 96 no you're crazy all right this is gonna make people we're gonna party like it's 2019 again doesn't he have like a steel fucking plate in his leg or robot he's the real he's the real McCoy he's like he's like the fucking t2 when his face is like half ripped off get out of here all right who you picking in the game the Saints who that who that who they say gonna beat them Saints all right this one could be quick a lot of smart people are taking the Texans because it's a key number of 10 I'm gonna take the Ravens because I think the Ravens are gonna be fucking awesome and I think Lamar is gonna stay healthy because they're gonna run a bunch of 11 personalities gonna stay in the pocket and sling the fucking rock Ravens minus 10 there are a few people I ended up drafting a shitload in fantasy obviously Michael Thomas is one of them Nick Chubb Lamar Jackson I am all over Lamar Jackson he said he's gonna have 6,000 yards I believe I fucking believe him too I believe him I believe I believe his ass I'm gonna win so much money thanks to that guy that I could afford his contract he wanted an MVP people forget with like Freddy boom boom Washington and who Sammy Watkins this is wide receivers so I'm with you dude quote the Ravens nevermore it's been a long time since I heard you say the boom boom room I didn't say it though the weekly gift card drop has already ended this bullshit fucking app the Las Vegas Raiders hit the road where I bet them as four-point dogs actually they're down to three and a half to take on the Denver Broncos I won't be shocked to be honest part if the Raiders win this game outright I don't think they're gonna be very good but I also don't buy into Sean Payton aka a skinnier version of Mike McCarthy I don't buy into Russell Wilson and I like the Denver Broncos defense but I think the Raiders are gonna cover the number the four three and a half Broncos might win this game outright but I think the Raiders cover give me the Raiders there right on writer than you on Thursday when Tom played a clip of Russell Wilson and it was during our buy or sell segment and it was about a second clip and I said after it ended I said Tom I gotta be honest with you I didn't listen to a second of that soundbite I heard Russell Wilson start speaking and I completely zoned out I said let me guess he said it he said God at least once right yeah Russell Wilson and Sean Payton that's not gonna work Sean Payton only went to Denver I don't know why he went to that why did he go to Carolina why didn't he go to Indy right he should've just waited and went to Dallas yeah just wait Denver fuck Denver here's the thing too this is what I said you're right about painting McCarthy if McCarthy was out of the Broncos coach people would say three wins and if Peyton was the Cowboys coach people would be picking them to the Super Bowl but why they're the same guy right I like the Raiders as well I'm taking the Cowboys to go to the Super Bowl this year in the NFC are you yeah yeah me here's what I also said this week I said I don't I said I'm not a Cowboys fan but I root for them to win and I like watching them play I like the Cowboys this year a lot I like Dak to go under his interceptions I think he'll clean those up I got back in a draft last night after Daniel Jones after Richardson after Kirk Cousins all right stay on task we'll get to the fucking Cowboys here soon dolphins three-point dogs take it on the Chargers you're never this professional three-point favorites I got shit to do who's playing dolphins dude remind me I gotta tell you something off this podcast that makes me want to take my phone and throw it against this fucking wall or just make this the Bart and Ryan show from their living rooms um all right what game god I hate people dolphins I'm such a baby the dolphins made me cry three dogs on the road taking on the Chargers three-point favorites the Chargers Bart are my AFC pick unless the Jets are good I like the Chargers and I like the Jets because you know you need a hot take and on paper Chargers are the best team in the National Football League like let's look at it like this okay I'm a believer in Justin Herbert remember when all these douchebags were trying to shit on Justin Herbert last year after week two when he like died on TV against the Chiefs and stayed in that game right so he's got an arm but the problem was he had this dipshit named Joe Lombardi who I'll never forget like Packer fans wanted over Matt LaFleur they acknowledge yourselves or wait or what would that be I just woke up so I'm really tired if you wanted if you wanted Joe Lombardi over Matt LaFleur raise your hand so we could throw apples at you if I got to take Jordan Love during that time Joe Lombardi sucks remember he was the OC for the Saints which was cool you big on you you wanted Adam Gase didn't you yeah hell yeah because like I remember because I thought Rogers was just like full renegade like fuck it and he in like he wasn't going anywhere because they were committed this is before Gase was a complete disaster though yeah no I wanted no no I wanted uh oh god you know I you know who I wanted to be the DC everybody wanted Jim Leonard I wanted Pat Fitzgerald oh no he would have been Rogers into shape he's been cancelled all right uh Chargers I'm taking the Chargers over the Dolphins what about you I'm taking the Chargers over the Dolphins quick college pivot are you taking Colorado over Nebraska now I'm taking Nebraska and the points dude Nebraska is gonna pound the ball I think right down Colorado's throats everybody in the world's gonna bet Colorado not some sportsbooks saw said they have more action on Colorado than all the NFL week one games combined all right so so like I said I'm I'm I'm not gonna lie dude I I'm a way bigger college guy than NFL especially now that we traded away Aaron Rodgers really quick on that game because I've been dying to talk about it and it's Nate's birthday on Friday so I'm actually taking the day off so I took Nebraska so Colorado could win this game by 40 points and I still feel like I'd be on the right side what Colorado did last week was awesome and I think what Dionne is doing is awesome because what Dionne is doing is he's the ultimate hype man he's gonna be able to go in any living room and recruit any kid that he wants and he surrounded himself with smart football people like Mario Cristobal I like him and I thought he would do really good at Miami's from there he goes back home a bunch of money gets pumped into the program but he surrounded himself you're one with a bunch of dipshits like Josh Gaddis now they let him retool the thing he fired everybody Dionne hired Sean Lewis from Kent State he's gonna be a head coach maybe by next year he out coached Kendall Riles you got Travis Hunter who by the way that was the play of the century when he robbed the rail route on that mesh and fucking pick that ball off I've watched that 37 times dude but he was a five star like everybody like that didn't surprise me that he's good but can he play 121 snaps every week I was really worried about their offensive line because I know Dionne's son's good I watched him last year at the FCS level and I watched him is a four star you know in high school Dylan Edwards also really good he caught what three or four touchdowns in that game but like you go back to that game and TCU should have won the game but Kendall Riles their OC got way too cute Chandler Morris is not Max Duggan and they dropped him back 42 times when they were rushing for six yards per carry they had 262 yards on the ground he throws two bad picks Matt rule in Nebraska same thing they were running the ball right down Minnesota's defense's throw and Minnesota might be top 25 defense in the country they only have five starters back so it's hard to evaluate them right now but for whatever reason Jeff Sims who I hated at Georgia Tech they drop him back he throws three picks when they're averaging five yards per carry so I think what happens this week Matt rule is just going to run the ball against Colorado limit their possessions with the new running clock so I'm going to take Nebraska well it's like an eight point adjustment I just think Dionne's fun so I'm going to take Colorado that's fine and I and it's like so are all my buddies and that's and I'm actually kind of rooting for it and then I want Colorado to beat the shit out of Colorado State because they're already ranked Colorado then when they play Oregon I want to get like a really good number because Oregon will beat the living fuck out of them they just scored 80 granted it was against like Mount Carmel taking the Chargers with me or the Dolphins yeah I picked the Chargers all right let's move on far too far you know these cross-country games these cross-country games I tend to I tend to go to the home team all right the travel you know Matt Lafleur is still trying to figure out what day is the right day it travels travels an underrated hard thing for these guys to accomplish yeah cross-country trip you just want to get it over with now I like the Chargers all right let's keep this thing moving we're gonna go with the New England Patriots at home getting a lot of money four-point dogs against the Eagles ah here you're gonna call me crazy again give me the Patriots plus four give me a little sprinkle on the money line I think the Eagles come back down to earth this year I think the Patriots are gonna have the perfect defensive game plan if there can be one against Jalen hurts and I don't really feel great about the offense but they do have Juju as their underneath guy I don't love Bill O'Brien the head coach definitely don't love Bill O'Brien the general manager but he's a pretty damn good play caller he was at least last time we saw him with Mac Jones I'll take the Patriots here man everybody's gonna be on the Eagles everybody thinks the Patriots are gonna suck Bill Belichick dude he's like breaking up with his girlfriend he's heartbroken right now he's probably going home pounding drinks listening to like fucking Garth Brooks the dance and like you know dashboard confessional screaming infidelities and shit he's sad when you're sad all you do is work let's go Patriots all fired up I love football I don't want to pick this game it's too hard next you got to pick every game ah well I don't like when you go first because then you convince me fly Eagles fly I'm taking the Eagles Jalen hurts is gonna make the Patriots feel bad Bill Belichick broke up with his girlfriend literally right before we started reading reading doing this Todd that dove Cleveland Cleveland or Cleveland guy had some report about Bill Belichick and his girl I thought so Brian dumped him after he gave a 10-minute answer on the art of long snapping the Rams are five and a half point dogs without Cooper cup against the Seahawks give me the Seahawks is five and a half point favorites I think they're gonna be good this year I don't love the number dude but like where's that game yeah it's like who the fuck is Stafford throwing the ball to Ben Skironic give me see that well yeah I'll take Seattle all right meet let's get let's get to the games I want to talk about now okay Dallas New York here's all I got to say Dallas on the road is a three-point favorite is another favorite I'll be betting I'm betting Dallas 16 to 1 is what I got him like a long time ago I don't know what it is now to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl I like CD lamb I like Brandon cooks Michael Gallup is another year removed from that ACL injury I believe it was 2019 he suffered that so I think he'll be healthier this year Zach Martin got taken care of best offensive line in the NFC defensive side of the ball he adds to find Gilmore I know he's another year older but three years ago he was the defensive player of the year last time we saw a corner win that award I don't know if we ever see a corner win that award again maybe sauce this year Dallas I kind of want I kind of want it and even though I love Rogers I'm gonna be rooting for McCarthy to beat him like I feel like they should have like a split and then not have a rubber match unless they who unless we get Jets Jets Cowboys Super Bowl McCarthy vs. Rock that's the script isn't it look McCarthy vs. Rogers that's just like well the no the scripts Jordan lovers Rogers no McCarthy vs. Rogers is like you being a young person and you had your you had to give up your two kids for adoption and now you're ready to be a dad and they're already happy with their new family the fuck are you talking about give me the Cowboys it's three-point our guy Nick Costas loves the Giants but he's also a Giants fan because he's anti McCarthy it's all about McCarthy for him McCarthy people don't know this about McCarthy he's nobody's underdog and he's gonna get the job done he's gonna call so many plays he's gonna be like you're gonna you're gonna go you're gonna watch this game Sunday night you're gonna watch the game Sunday night you're gonna root for the Cowboys to lose like you always do all you guys and they're gonna win and you're gonna be sad at your great day of football you're gonna be sad and then you'd be like holy shit the game of football was like it was like a caterpillar and then once Mike McCarthy got his hands on it it became a butterfly I don't know what the fuck you're talking about today man who do you like in the game Dallas Mariposa alright here we go alright so I've thought about this what was this Bill's Jets oh shit we gotta do Bill's Jets I thought this was you're like I mean fucking Jets man Aaron Rodgers is gonna fucking win this game we might get a three in this game give me the Jets J-E-T-S the Jets are toast okay well I disagree I disagree man alright so now Packers Bears let's just call this all you're giving me on Rodgers and the Jets I mean the Jets might here's my take on the Jets right they're either gonna be shit five wins offensive line shit Rogers dies see I don't think so man that's a really good fucking defensive line that's a really good secondary sauce is awesome we're gonna get through the six game thing at three and three they will win this game the Jets will win the Jets will win this game my prediction is the Bills actually missed the playoffs dude I think it's just I made a case that the Chiefs could be the one to miss the play I want to talk about the Packers and the Bears I don't give a fuck about this game to be honest with you because you know what a lot of people out there they've been hating Bart there some have even called me the Gary Wolfle of the Green Bay Packers and you know what I embrace that because I like Justin Fields I do too well shut up I like Justin Fields right I like Darnell Mooney is the number two wide receiver I like DJ Moore I like Khalil Herbert I don't know that I love the defensive side of the ball but I like what Ryan polls is doing in Chicago right so I'm actually pretty high on the Bears this year I look at the injury report for the Packers Christian Watson already injured what do you do fall off the bench at practice already injured dealing with a hamstring Romeo Dobbs deal with a hamstring you already have the youngest wide receiver room in the National Football League and now number one and number two most likely if they play in this game are going to be hampered by injury who's the number one wide receiver is it Samara Torre is it Jayden Reed who I do like but is a rookie out of Michigan State are we going to see more Josiah Deguara targets or are they just going to pound the ball with Aaron Jones and AJ Dillon I don't know Bart but I think I know what I got to do here and I hate to do it maybe I am the Gary Wolfle of the Packers hand me that jersey no I'm not fuck the Bears Packers by 80 Romeo Dobbs plays in this game and he catches three count of three touchdowns Packers over seven and a half wins Packers in the over wow G-Force G-Force Tundra yeah Gary Wolfle the Packers my fucking ass you know what changing all the predictions Packers win the Super Bowl will floor coach of the year 16 to 1 Jordan love MVP AJ Dillon learns how to hit a fucking hole and use those big ass legs top 10 defense Gyr defensive player of the year Rashad Gary 25 and a half sacks breaks the all-time fucking record Joe Berry saves his job Joe fucking Berry Berry Berry oh last prediction Lambeau stops doing the fucking wave when we're on offense G-Force you know what Packers 52 Bears negative three Justin Fields six picks get the Jordan love I fucking own you this entire year I'm gonna fucking own you Romeo Dobbs actually this isn't Romeo Dobbs shout out to new Packer Hall of Famer White Lightning Geordie Nelson oh we got to do one more thing for good luck this season I wanted to wait and do this with you hold on I'm taking the Bears tell oh well you're a fucking traitor tell people about it I'm not taking the Bears I'm taking the Packers you guys may not know this but there was a team in the NFL called the Chicago Cardinals and they were so embarrassed in Chicago that they moved to St. Louis and then they were so embarrassed still that they moved to Phoenix and now they're the worst team in the league the Arizona Cardinals and what I'm telling you is the Bears are they gonna move to Arlington Park are they gonna move to Pekeski are gonna move to fucking Park Ridge no they're moving to goddamn anywhere but Chicago because they're tired of getting beat up by your Green Bay Packers we once once they got far and they got Rogers now they're gonna get loved and they're gonna fucking have no choice but to destroy themselves as a franchise the Chicago Bears are gonna look real good when that C stands for the sea in Mexico City or Copenhagen Denmark because they're moving dog all right Bart for good luck for the Green Bay Packers to begin this new era I thought about burning the Aaron Rodgers fan I'll always love Aaron Rodgers right but it's kind of like burning incense is a purification and a clearing technique used in I think it's called feng shu and it's used as a way it's a used as a way yet a burn herbs for good luck and to attract positive changes in all areas of life so what we're gonna do here is we're going to burn my least favorite Packers Jersey all-time right here in my apartment we may start a fire I may have to find a new house my wife may divorce me but I fucking not only am I not the Gary Wolf of the Green Bay Packers I believe I want to wipe out the bad negative bullshit God is McCarthy God is Rogers that diva that I hate to say this word cancer in the locker room he gone in comes Jordan love out with the bad again good luck we're attracting positive changes in the areas of the Green Bay Packers so look what I bought number 55 the all-time trader Zadariya Smith and right here in this apartment we're gonna light this Jersey on fire but we're gonna do it on the postgame show when I jump on with you after the Packers actually after the Packers wipe their asses with the Bears at soldier field you think that's your field that ain't your field Arlington Heights is about to beat your field you know what happens in Arlington Heights that's where you meet some motherfucker at a bar he's got a pop collar and he's like oh I'm from Chicago no you're not you're from the suburbs you're not from the south side you're not from the north side get out of my fucking city Packers by 60 all right I really got to go to work dude you are nothing if not an entertainer thank you enjoy the weekend your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system hey it's big Ron in New Jersey calling in with my weekend betting picks so in college football I am totally on 100% on board with Bart and I am riding the Dion and should do or at Sanders height train and I am going big on Colorado minus three I think it's just the eye test here I watched the Colorado TCU game I watched the Nebraska Minnesota game I think Colorado looks way more than three points better than Nebraska I also so I'm going big on that five units on that I'm also putting two units a little smaller bet on the over 58 and a half points scored you know there's rule changes in college football this year where the clock doesn't stop after a first down until the last two minutes of the half and so that does compress the number of plays so there's less plays which translates into less scoring so you got to be suspect of overs but Colorado's defense was shaky against TCU and I think Nebraska will score more than 10 to 10 points that they scored against Minnesota and you know Colorado's the offense is explosive I think they can hang 40 on Nebraska and then you only need Nebraska to score 19 and you hit the over on a 14 to 19 score and I do expect this to be a blowout so take give the three points lay the three points also I like Washington State plus six and a half against the Badgers fade the Badgers Washington State has a really good quarterback the Badgers defense has been very shaky against Buffalo last week collar our Washington State's quarterback threw for 450 yards and three touchdowns and more importantly zero interceptions against against Colorado State and their opener and so I really like Washington State plus six and a half because I don't like Tanner Mordecai's decision-making I think his decision-making resembles Grant Mertz decision-making last year it's shaky at best I mean he threw two reckless interceptions in that Buffalo game had a couple other questionable decision-making so fade the Badgers and then in the NFL my week one NFL betting strategy is based on all the survivor pools I've been in the last 10 years you know a lot of times in survivor pools I'll have five entries three entries and I'll just pick you know the teams with the biggest point spreads and without fail it seems like every year like two at least two of them lose outright and I get eliminated from my survivor pool in week one and so what I want you to do is sort the games by point spread and take the five biggest underdogs and that happens to be the Texans plus ten Arizona plus seven Tampa Bay plus six Detroit plus five and a half and the Rams plus five and a half so take those five biggest dogs I think at least two of them will win outright and then you only need to hit one out of the next three to cover and you've got yourself a winning week if you get two out of three of the remaining three to cover. Big Ron getting cut off there on the Carl's Place voicemail line carlovt.com backslash Bart buy a golf simulator right now buy one this weekend you get it installed very quickly go do that we are going to be live Packers Bears 325 Sunday will be live afterwards as well pretty much everyone you know that creates Packers content but I hope you're there with us on Sunday probably chewing on one of your Omaha steaks that you got promo code Bart they've been in the search bar yeah all right go pack go I love each and every one of you as if you were my own brother or sister I don't know what that means but good night. 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