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good afternoon everybody welcome into the winkler verse two weeks in a row now the audio should be better this week thank you all well actually hold on hold on hold on before you do the show intro uh i didn't get the record thing because you told me i have to record too let's just do a little behind the scenes so the people see how this works you know hey have you seen the meme that people have been using or just people quote tweeting, quote tweeting, geez, here we go. Quote tweeting people on the internet. And it's like, anytime there's a bad segment or it's like Rogers with Rogan, people just put, make podcast equipment more expensive. I'm a big fan. I like that one.
I like that one. I feel.
Well, I tested it before and I'm trusting. See, cause I don't wear headphones when I do this. No. I got a text from my watch. I can go up and get them, but I don't want to.
Yeah, he was like, you don't wear headphones? And I go, no, because I try to tune out everybody that we have on the show. De-doom-doom. Hey, yo. Edit that out.
No, I'm kidding. Leave it. I mean, I guess I could go get a pair, but I don't think they fit. No, I just didn't get the record thing, you know?
Well, we're going to. Wait, hold on. Hold on.
So it says you're in the show. Upload recordings. Yeah. It's fine. We're fine.
There's a whole. I'm not going to lie. There's a whole new world down here that I didn't even know about. What are you seeing?
So there's a command. Wait, what's this play button thing? Is that to record? All right, well, now I'm editing this out. No, no, I like this for the people.
No, that's my camera. All right, never mind. Let's just roll. I feel confident that we're good. All right.
We're dangerously close to chopping that. Ryan Horvath, everybody! All right. um how we did on picks last week we have no idea we're not going back to look yeah let's say i win seven and five well so uh did you win your what game did you bet a thousand dollars on we remember we were all on the colts and you were giving me crap about it because it was danny dimes daniel jones against the broncos defense oh and i liked so i split even though uh because i had um what's the big loser i had last week oh the idiot dolphins who did come home the last night for me so they're back in my good graces are you in that survivor pool that i'm in joe strowski's yeah joe's uh yeah i am so all right listen to what i've been doing on this i have rules that i usually follow you're not in the big big one are you the 250 one so usually i do this year i was like i'm doing the 50 dollar one man because i mean you just do one or did you do three just one I did this to one. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. That's my rule. But hold on. I talk about this on the show, like the survivor league I'm in, but then I'm like, I got, there might be a point where I have to fake.
Cause you went like 60 grand, right? That's what I mean.
So that's, that's when I was looking at the payout. I was like, why am I going to go too fit? Cause what happened to me, uh, is all my offshore, like PPH accounts are shut down.
So I have to gamble like, like regular human beings, like the civilians now and actually put money down. God, does that suck? especially when you like like 20 games in a weekend, you know? And so I'm like, you know, it's almost like what the hell is the point of even gambling on these games, even when you win, because you've got so much money tied up. This sucks.
So if anybody out there is still a bookie, I know this is probably legal what I'm asking you, but you know, you know where to find me on Twitter, shoot me a DM and I'll probably bet through you. But yeah, so I lost the dolphins. I don't know if you watched that game. Most human beings probably didn't cause they had better things to do better games to watch. At least they should have won.
Devon Achan stepped out of bounds. They should have won that game. But the Colts were a big winner, and I really like this Colts team. And I'm happy for Danny Dimes, aren't you? No.
Why? Because I'm mad that Shane Steichen couldn't figure it out with Anthony Richardson, and nobody cares because Daniel Jones. You know, Horvath, they are the 2024 Saints. No. Scored 97 points in two weeks when 2-0 and got their ass kicked for the next seven games.
See, this is where I think the league- This is also a team that I will not, like my bias is too strong. I will not believe in them.
Okay, so here's what I'm going to say. They're going to win. They most likely win that division. Oh, I hope Jacksonville does because that's who I bet. But I think you've got to think a little deeper.
I think the Knights are starting to affect the game. You've got to think a little deeper, darling. What we need is now that 1250 AM the fan and 105.7 the fan are back, what we need is our good buddy Rami or anybody working over there to dig up some old audio because I think you're forgetting something about Daniel Jones, dude. If he balls out this year, everybody hates Daniel Jones. We didn't think he was good.
Except for two people. Remember, we bought into Daniel Jones the year that they made the playoffs and they beat the Vikings. Yeah, so come on, man. You're just turning your back on him? I am.
The way that you turned your back on the people of Milwaukee going national?
Well, I'd come back any time. um me too yeah give me a call I want to be you were gonna say something about your survivor strategy oh yeah my bad Jesus that's where drugs come into play uh so I try not to play the Thursday night game man too fluky short rest right teams are beat up and I also usually try to stay away from divisional games so week one I use Cincinnati because I was like I dare you f-heads to do it again and I just don't trust Joe Burrow to stay healthy and two weeks later here he is hurt for pretty much the year week two i used uh wait i actually forgot who the hell i used week two i don't remember it's irrelevant right now week three it's actually very relevant no no yeah week two i broke my rule too i used the baltimore ravens divisional game against the browns but they lost week one they blew a 15 point lead with two minutes to go or whatever and they were playing the Browns with Joe Flacco starting in the year, Joe Flacco in the Lord's year 2025. I like Flacco better and I don't know why. He just looks more like a Flacco to me, you know? But anyway, then week three last night, guess what I did?
You went Thursday? I did. I took the bills. I bet the Dolphins, but I took the bills. I was like, no way Josh Allen is losing to Tua.
You know why I knew that? to a Mike McDaniels, the head coach. And he looks like, you know, somebody that used to work at Radio Shack. No, no offense. If you worked at Radio Shack, I tried to get a job there like four summers in a row and they would not hire me one summer.
I think I tried to get a job at Jeffrey once the Toys R Us offshoot.
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Let's flash it. Let's woo. There it is. I'm going to do a little delivery right now. I kind of want some of the THC beverages, to be honest with you, man.
I love those.
Well, I've been staying away from the booze because I'm trying to look like Channing Tatum in the movie Step Up. Classic movie. That's where he met his wife.
Now they're divorced, though. Fun.
so you took the bills so then I took the bills last night and I got a little worried though I did too listen to this strategy I've taken the Thursday night game every week so far every week I took the Eagles over the Cowboys I took the Packers over the Commanders and I took the bills last night why do you do that get it out of the way Are you going to do that all year? I don't know. But I felt very confident in Philly. I felt way confident in the Packers. I was just as confident about a Packer game as I've been in a long time.
Same. Except for maybe this weekend. Yeah, I'm saving them because I think they're the best team in the league. But next week is Seattle versus Arizona. I don't know.
I don't know what to do. Yeah, you got to stay away from that one, man, because I like Arizona this year, but also they almost shit the bed with a three score lead against Bryce Young, who looks like a seven. I don't want to take the games that everyone's taking, but last night a lot of people took the bills. See, that's why I've been trying to be different. What I'm just trying to do is survive in advance and hope that there's that week where there's that big fuck up for everybody like last year.
So, oh, I got something on that. Oh, next week I'll probably take Lions at home against the Browns. Hey, I prepared something for the show today. Oh, great. All right.
So I got something for you. All right. So if you want to pick upsets, or if you're hoping that maybe some people exit the survivor pool this weekend, week three, second most upsets of any week during the season.
So 10 straight seasons favorites have won less than pregame win expectancy in week three. And there has been at least one straight up upset of a five plus favorite every year since 2016. Four times in the last two years, a favorite of seven and a half points, which is just huge spread in the NFL or more, lost outright.
So this is the week, man. The week of the dogs. Who falls into that category this week? The Green Bay Packers, unfortunately. yeah they could lose this week dude the browns have outgiven their opponents by 300 yards this year and they're oh and two because they turn the ball over they're shitty on special teams this game this game worries me more than like any of the big games this would be like uh themselves jaden reed's dead this would be like a 14 to 12 loss yeah yeah like this might be like the love stinker Cause miles Garrett, if I'm going to make a deal, if love has a stinker this weekend, I saw miles Garrett in person a couple of months ago.
Um, if Jordan love has a stinker, I'll forgive him for it. Because if my lawyer, if he was hunting me down, I would shit my pants. It was eight and a half. I bet the Browns, somebody that bets a lot more than me, but the Browns.
So we were down to seven and a half.
Now we're back at eight though.
So somebody came back in on green Bay.
So Green Bay. Oh, you're betting so much you're affecting the lines? No, that ain't me. Trust me. No.
Wouldn't that be a great power? Like you could bet down the lines of how much you bet. Yeah, I just need somebody to financially back me. I used to, me and Frames used to bet together, but it was like for like 25. Like the thing was, is I had to go through his bookie.
Do you know how everyone's like licensing things now? like um uh like mcafee's license to espn and inside the end basically espn's licensing everything i'd really didn't know well what i what i propose and we can't do it because we'll be but if you're listening to this show today yeah i don't think we've sworn yet i'm trying not to yeah what we could do is we could tape this and license it to the fan and they could they could air our picks you know what we should do so i really don't want everybody start tweeting sparky that yeah tweet yeah tweeted sparky say hey sparky hey is there any way but don't don't be like my shit be like hey i just heard bart and Horvath on the pod. Wouldn't it be great to air that on SSP? Yeah, we should start like a hashtag, like a movement, but be kind, right? Like don't harass.
We both have national shows and everything's worked out great for us, but we still love SSP. That's where Horvath and I fell in love. Right. This next thing I'm about to say might cost us our jobs that we don't even have yet. I was going to say what we should do since we're already recording this is break it up into three segments and you go into your show commercial break and i'll do the same because i don't want to do the final solo hour tonight i want to like enjoy my friday night and what we'll do is we'll just replay it coming up at 10 p.m tonight i talk with ryan more about a bet mgm tonight coming up at 10 p.m i talk with bart winkler from the bart winkler show i wish there was a way we could do the hour together like your show combines with my show like kind of when um like how uh who did that ah man what was it that when the networks oh lee corso's final game yeah fox saluted him anyway we should probably get to the picks because people might just like want some because your your last hour is my first hour i all i know is it's so late i don't how is my last hour your first hour my face is melting during that final hour of the show.
Why don't... Why don't... I would need a better microphone. This mic sounds fine on podcasts, but over the air, I need a better mic. Maybe I could just tell my work that I broke mine and they'll send me a new one and then I can send you that one.
We'll save some coin. But I still need a Comrex down here. I thought I'd have a full-blown studio by now. You should get a Marty. I love Martys.
instead i just got shit every i know this is way inside baseball but i'll explain it really quick so marty we used to have to call into this i was just thinking of a marty yesterday we had this big poll so yeah so i need to aim it towards the i used to do play by play coverage but even marty i can't believe you said marty dude you should have in in iowa i almost swore in iowa i was um i hosted like a meet the press show but it was called newsmakers and it sounds a lot cooler because they wanted me to book the guest. And I was like, where am I going to find like politicians that just want to talk to me on KSI radio, you know?
So I had like the superintendents and I talked school budget like every single week. But even weirder, I did parade coverage. I did like play-by-play of the parades, but we wouldn't have- Oh, I did that once. Yeah, we wouldn't have a board op.
So I would have to like dial it in. And what would happen is fire trucks would sometimes obviously be in the parade because it wasn't like anything else is in the town. It was like, you know, just trucks.
So it would be so loud, it would knock the Marty off the air. And I would have to, like, drive back to the studio and get us back on air. And then drive back? Yeah, now kids just go to Syracuse and their dad's Chris Collinsworth. It's crazy, right?
We had to cut our teeth the old hard way. The old fashioned way around here. I might register to be in the Shorewood Fourth of July parade. Or even the Christmas parade and just be, like, the Bart Winkler show. Would you throw, like, things out?
candy and i just be like hey neighbors this is what i do last question before we get to the picks what candy would you throw out i would go um i like the mini uh sour patch kids i think i would throw toothbrushes and toothpaste oh no it's like the family that gave out apples what are you gonna do with this although i'd throw a baseball card i wish i would have listened to you know what man back in the day those were the weird families but those are the families that taking normal dumps right now i was eating all the hard candy and it's like why like i'm googling like am i dying because my dump looks different every day which if you're past 40 you know what to do i'm coming up here yeah you're not even 40 yet huh no but it's coming have you got your i can't even say it colonoscopy no but one time i had a bad headache and the immediately urgent care was like i need to stick a finger up your butt and they did and then i realized that it was uh urgent care spelled with a u oh why so i was i went to the i fucking ruined that oh no i swore god dang it there goes there goes the replay now i got to do my Fuck ass Now I got to do the last hour solo tonight All right let get to the games I got the spreads up.
So we did the Packers. We did the Packers. All right, yeah, I bet the Browns. A lot of points. I'm going to take...
I'll just take the Packers.
Okay. Yeah. We should just take them every week. It's worked out so good so far. In fact, you know what?
I'm actually, let me change my pick because I feel like if I take them, like they're 2-0 right now because we've both taken them. Although then again, we both picked them in the NFC Championship game. Every year we did the NFC Championship game show together. Oh, that one against San Fran. We thought we were, god damn it.
Like the one where they just got dick kicked? Yeah. That was actually the most enjoyable NFC Championship loss in my opinion. Hear me out. I would rather just walk into the ring and get donkey fucking punched than sit in there and just sit in there and just take jabs.
No, like have a 20 point lead against Seattle and then watch an idiot jump in front of Jordy Nelson, you know, and watch Morgan Burnett or no. Wait, it was Julius Peppers that waved out. Oh, Burnett to go down. Yeah, my bad. Jesus, my brain's fried.
There's so many. Honestly, the most painful one for me isn't even Seattle. because i was like this team's good but i didn't i don't know tampa the tampa bay loss is is the one that haunts my nightmares man because if bakhtiari plays they win that game rogers got can i can i say something because that was the covet year yeah somebody was in my shit again you know why rogers was so good during the covet year yeah he was he wasn't the most healthy one out there his blood was healthy he didn't have a chip in his brain anyway the games um the minnesota vikings are at home so you know what that means oh jaden daniels is out by the way yeah marcus mariotta time double m hawaii i just got an email we'll get to that game mr add when it comes to reducing carbon emissions the heaviest industries face the toughest challenges That's where we come in. ExxonMobil is investing in technology to help American industry lower its emissions, including in our own operations. All while empowering businesses and creating job opportunities.
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Selection varies by location. While supplies last. See associate or lowes.com for more details and qualifying items. Let's go to Minnesota where the Vikings. oh i can't wait to talk about this game actually vikings the vikings are three point favorites against the cincinnati bangles 42 and a half is the total you may be wondering why are the minnesota vikings three point favorites over the cincinnati bangles it's because the cincinnati bangles are they're gonna play jake browning in this game because joe burrow got himself hurt again can i add on you real quick though minnesota is starting carson wentz yes you can carson wentz I just, I was really proud of the take I had on the Bills and Dolphins.
What was it? Because the Bills won that game and they played well. The defense could have been better.
Well, they're hurt. There were a couple of punts. They kept the Dolphins in it longer. And it felt like one of those Packer years where you know you're going to be good and you win a game. And yet the next day on sports radio, you're bitching more than being happy that you won.
so i called last night's game for bills fans a rich people's problems game like oh i'm at the gala and the caviar is not as good as it was last time you know the yacht that i bought the my new yacht it doesn't fit in the same loading dock that my old yacht did right and i thought that was very clever of me yeah it's a good break what the fuck does that have to do with the vikings i Because this game, I have another explanation for. This is J.J. McCarthy's paternity leave game. Yes. He is not hurt.
They are giving him a week to let his life catch up to him. And that is fine. But they can't just come out and say that because that's how we operate in this world. Isn't he out for like four weeks? McCarthy?
McCarthy? Yeah. no hold on they haven't said anything other than that unless i just woke up and i don't know and i did just wake up all i know is that carson wentz in the lord's year 2025 is starting a football game stick straight ear on a different team i hope he keeps that going i want him to play for every team including ours so i bet the vikings here because home field advantage stupid horn stupid chant brian flores defense against backup quarterback but you know what scares me a little bit man i i'm gonna stick with it but i can see the bangles winning this game outright just because jake browning they blitzed the hell out of them the jags did last week he was 7 to 10 against the blitz for over 130 yards and two tutties you know what brian flores is gonna do but i just trust him to get a little bit more creative and i here's my take oh oh you should use this unless you hate it and then just let me come on your show and i'll use it on your show too you know how every year there's that guy that comes out of like nowhere uh sam darn call me on your way home tonight sam darnel oh you are home fuck i can still call you though it's friday night and everybody in my house will be sleeping by then i get off at 11 p.m man it's like oh i'm finally off it's friday night let's hit the town 11 p.m at pushing 40 is just not back in the day we didn't even go out until midnight man we would like show up at my buddy's house drink at nine and then go out at midnight by midnight even if i'm trying to watch a game or a wwe event i'm like drool i'm like just the worst some friday nights i try to meet tim shea out at 120 oh dude you gotta tie one on to stay up that late well no after my show and then you just feel like crap all right what's your thing i'm stealing oh yeah yeah so you know every year there's that quarterback that either comes back from the dead or comes out of nowhere so hear me out we had uh flacco flacco we had um geno smith they wrote me off i didn't write back last year was sammy darnold this year carson motherfucking wince hear me out does anybody deserve it more right so no one deserves it more no one does Carson Wentz was about to be the MVP of the league on the Super Bowl winning Philadelphia Eagles he tears up his knee Nick Foles takes his place wins that Super Bowl tell me tell me Carson Wentz was cheering for the Eagles that night you know deep down he was like fuck this team and fuck Nick Foles he hasn't been the same guy since he's matured he's aged like the rest of us he knows this is his one shot his one opportunity to see something you might not miss your chance jokes and jokes and spaghetti and spaghetti Carson Wentz revenge season Vikings by six that's the lock of the week that's the Ryan Horvath lock of the week I'll take the bangles your own bangles I can see it all right the next day hey you i'm i'm driving down browning boulevard as long as i can that is that's a good way to go philadelphia eagles three and a half point favorites over the los angeles rams total in the game are you tired of arguing about the tush push tush push and brady being in the fucking booth i finally said last night i'm like look with the tush push it's not a football play and they're off sides and let me just come out and say this argument i just don't like looking at it it annoys me is that good enough get rid of it i hate it they'll win this game they'll beat the rams i like how the packers were like this is fucking bullshit and there was like what was their seven teams that were too pussy to do anything about it like what the hell man and everyone's like packers you suck and then now i was like oh dude you're you're like offing all their offensive linemen by the way those seven teams you've contributed to those offensive linemen having long-term injuries throughout their lives you know how hard it is not according to jason kelsey there's no health risk according to jason kelsey you know can i say something about jason kelsey i can't because it's your podcast i fucking hate jason kelsey here take the take the take the reins go ahead yeah i just i can't do it with the kelsey brothers anymore man the kelsey family every time i see jason kelsey his shirt's off yeah he's like he's he's i like mcafee i really do man he entertains me i think he does a lot of good i love the the the kids i don't like how he's too like the bottom line says don't sue us okay then don't then stop saying things that are controversial and then being like good i get why people hate him though right but i can't stand just i just i can't do it with jason kelsey man just shirtless pouring beer all over himself who would you rather go on a date with donna kelsey or sister gene sister gene she's seen both cubs world series she's the only person on this planet that has seen the cubs win two world series there are people that died without seeing one yeah dude you know she's like real sharp and still all there too she she'll tell you she'll be like i don't know what the fuck we're doing at small forward here the last couple years ever since the Polish kid left that gave Illinois. I remember everybody's like, I'm betting Illinois to win it all. And I'm like, you guys are idiots.
And they got beat by Loyola. Sister Jean wheels in 103 years old. And they got a 6'6", 260-pound Polish kid. Gives them the business. What was his name?
Krutwig or whatever. Nobody cares. I don't remember. Here's a playoff rematch where the Philadelphia Eagles barter land three and a half against the Rams. I feel like the Rams are going to be the public dog, but I don't care.
I'm going to take the Rams. Stafford looks awesome. his back looks fine i love devontae adams for life i like puka nakuha i think he's the best wide receiver in the league i like that hand that fourth down run he had the other day and i think their defense is awesome dude i love jared verse and i just i don't think the eagles are as good this year that's what the statistics the statistics are telling me man averaging one yard per play less giving up one more yard on defense i love quinnion mitchell but you can take advantage of the other side of that secondary and i think that's what happens here so give me the rams ram it know how to ram it yeah ram it yeah i'm taking the i'm taking the eagles what are you going against me or are these really what you like this weekend oh i don't i don't i wouldn't say i like any of these yet but those are my picks so far and they happen to be against you who has a betting show and me just some schmuck meaning you'll probably go undefeated this week you know it's funny i'm using so much effort on this podcast right now that i'm gonna give like 30 percent when it's time to do my own work tonight let's go out to a soldier field let's really not go there though because it's an absolute fucking dump god it does suck it's the worst isn't it it is like you walk one place when i went there with my dad a couple weeks ago for west ham yeah at one point i'm like okay i'm in a stadium and then at one point i'm like no i'm in a loading dock and then at one point i'm like am i in a museum what the fuck is this place yeah sucks hate it in the field shit and then we got like stuck and then we're like where the album then What? Yeah. We're like the corner of first and first.
I can never find my way out of there. I lived in the city for 30 plus years. Yeah. Anyway, let's go to Chicago though. Bears one and a half point.
Dogs now. They actually were favorites in this game. Why are you jumping around all these times? This is the late game. Oh shit, it is.
You know how that happened? I tracked my bets and that was all the bets that I had in the noon window. All right, let's go to Jacksonville. I don't, I mean, I don't give a shit. I don't care.
I was just. Yeah, let's just do the game now. Bears. I'm going to take the Cowboys. I'm taking the Bears, man.
Cowboys let Russell Wilson throw 500 yards last weekend. Yeah, which means Caleb's going to throw 50. Bears lose this game.
Now, Ben Johnson's not on the hot seat for at least three years or anything, but I think it's time to start making fun of him. You can't talk that much shit in an offseason, like run your mouth about LaFleur and the Packers. Oh, Dan Campbell. I think Dan Campbell hates him. have you ever seen a coach after two weeks and we don't know how it's going to play out but after two weeks i don't think i've ever seen a guy that like looks more in over his head than ben johnson yeah like a really looks like he looks like he he looks like he made a mistake he looks like he's been the backup quarterback forever and has been talking shit and all his buddies say you can be the starter and then he starts week one against Prince Valley High and he gets his ass kicked.
Yeah. I like the take that I presented last week on this podcast where I think that him and Dan Campbell needed each other. And I think they both may stink without each other. I already know Aaron Glenn's going to say, like you and me, like you and me. Yeah.
Yeah. Our take.
Okay. But no, no, no, no, no, no. Ben Johnson and Dan Campbell are like you and me. We need each other. Like you and me.
I got you. I thought you were trying to claim my take. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.
Maybe that is true. but so i think the reason if ben johnson the world's trying to keep us apart ryan if ben johnson sucks i think it's going to be because um he's like a brainiac right and some people like people hate rogers and stuff you know a know-it-all they hate him now for other reasons but back in the day like farve hated him because he was a know-it-all i think that could be ben johnson and people like dan campbell because he's your everyday man he's your football guy hey let's get a 30 rack of bush light and throw in some some chew you know i don't know why i made it sound like i've never drank bush lighter threw in a uh i don't know why i said it like that you know america baby well i'm gonna take the no i mean i could see the bears winning in this spot i'm taking the cowboys though all right let's go to jacksonville the jags are one and a half point favorites everybody's like houston can't start oh and three oh they can because their offensive line is dog water jags bounce back jags are a good football team their problem right now is brian thomas jr and trevor lawrence can't get on the same page the jags everybody's like two law sucks they lead the league in drops right now it's like the packers man jordan love perfect throw drop trevor lawrence perfect throw drop are we gonna get a travis hunter touchdown at one point or am I going to have to bench this guy?
So I think they reached on Travis Hunter, man, because I don't think he'll ever be a top 15 receiver or defensive back in this league, and you traded up and traded future draft capital to take him at two, right? I mean, right now, would you rather have- It took a receiver at two. Right now, would you rather have him or would you rather have a Mecca Buka? Yeah, Buka. Yeah.
When's Matthew Goldman going to show up to the party, by the way? You see the graphic? it was him in his jersey it said zero catches you know when i knew he was fucked way too many of the fantasy bros liked him man he was fucked when he changed his jersey number no i actually like that because i was always like is this a new running like who what was he 22 dude i still don't get remember time montgomery wore 88 in the backfield and that confused the hell out of the i wish he never wore a number for the greenbackers do not remind me of ty fucking montgomery right now he played like every position too the dude wasn't even a good slot receiver he's lining up at running back returning punts returning kicks i'm surprised they didn't have him in bull melton in the secondary i'll roll jacksonville with you duval i didn't like how t-law told uh um his coach to get fucked last week though liam cohen looks like one of my son's friend's dads yeah enough to the point where i haven't said it to him or showed him but now if i do he'll be like you thought this the whole time every time you seen me like if he whatever relationship we fostering if he listening right now he gonna be like he not he do you think he would know it's him no like oh no you know you think he's like no he's not you know it's funny talking to some of these dads um a lot of dads like a lot of dads a lot of these people know like the surface level of sports like they know andy reed and maybe jim harbaugh they don't know shane steichen like us boys no no they don't know liam cohen we had hosts on the network they couldn't even say shane steichen's last name they were calling him like stintion yeah don't you hey do you ever have a guest on a national guy and he's pronouncing names all over the place and you're just like like i like the flocco flacco thing because it makes me laugh carlos doesn't really book guests for me so no no well hey i'll replace him i'm looking for some more money i don't think his job is gonna give you that well no no like we could split his job like i'll do the booking and he could do whatever you know that do you know that his job is posted online like they they gave him the job a year and three months ago and never took the posting down so people will still like linkedin me and dm me like hey i just applied to be your producer and i'm like what the fuck oh i thought you were just blowing me off dude no so what happened is that yeah that's what i hated about when you were trying to get a job when you first got out of school is there'd be all these openings and you'd be like okay and then if they got back to you'd be like no we filled this position like eight months ago or we're hiring from within we're hiring internally and i was like well why the fuck is it on the internet then man got my hopes up for nothing as i'm grinding the streets and athletes but in dick sporting goods speaking of dick sporting goods that's where you could right now find a bryce young jersey for five dollars because he freaking stinks yeah the carolina panthers are five and a half point dogs against the total is 43 and a half i think carolina is gonna cover here though man i like it i feel like i feel like they might even win this game like i said week three the week of the dog give me the panthers no they're kitty cats Week three is the week of the bird. Do you know? I just realized this.
Michael Penix, his last name looks like the word penis. Did you ever see all that? Have you ever seen? Hold on.
I got to play something for you. Hopefully this doesn't get us taken down. Is it music? No. Okay.
All right. Hold on.
Keep talking, though, because it might take me a second. YouTube will be on my ass. I'll talk about this. Will they cancel us? They didn't do.
Don't even. I was just kidding. I tweeted today. And this I do want to say because I tweeted it. I know.
I like my response. It made me laugh at least. I don't think I got enough love on that. I said, I dread the day where I have to tell my son that I did nothing. And you tweeted.
You quoted me. You said, where the fuck is it? It's up there. Don't sell yourself short. Tell them about the time you ate wings on the toilet.
Yeah. You're a verified account that has 85 views. Oh, now it's up to one. Oh, you got 12 likes on it now. 1.1 views.
I feel like that's because your national audience doesn't know about the old days. All right, hold on. Here it comes. Ready? He's going to bring that big penis energy.
He's going to bring that big penis energy. Now that's, that's the great Des Howard who, by the way, if you guys want college football picks and you don't want to listen to my show, cause you're like, fuck Horvath. Totally understandable. I hate me too.
Some days listen to college game day, whatever Des picks Desmond Howard fade it. The guy is the old, he, I don't think he's ever had a take. That's correct. I don't think he's ever picked a super dog and I don't think he's ever picked a winner on that show. What was he doing that day with the big penis energy?
It's Penix. yeah I don't know what he was doing how was he not fired from why did they fire David Pollock for being awesome and actually watching the games but they let you know McAfee see while I like McAfee I don't like him on my college football broadcast I bitched about I bitched about Reese Davis yesterday because no I like Reese well he's defending that game day went to Miami like just say we went there because you know we love florida and we're sec yeah i mean they should be at illinois indiana i kind of think miami's the best team in the country carson beck's awesome everybody overthought are you not pumped for big 10 saturday night indiana illinois yeah i bet indiana i like illinois what would i know yeah everybody does but yet it went from three and a half to six and a half and Illinois has put a bet on I put two million dollars anyway let's go out to Boston we're shipping it was the last game we just did yeah did you even pick Carolina I took the birds yeah you took you said it's the week of the bird I remember uh New England we go out to Boston we're shipping up to Boston we're the drop kick Murphys look at this where the fighting Aaron Rodgers is or one and a half point favorites against New England. Aaron Rodgers still has one of the best arms in the league.
However, Steelers bounce back here, I think. But that team sucks. That defense sucks. Everywhere he goes, the defense sucks. Give me the Patriots.
All right. Wow. I've been picking against Aaron Rodgers all year. Are you? That game was a mirage.
He had four touchdowns. One was a touch pass.
Well, you knew he was coming out swinging because he had three were off play action. He was, he was focused for a game. He's like, I need to beat the jets. I'll do whatever Tomlin and art Smith tell me. And now he's going to go back to throwing hospital balls.
You know what? I'll never understand about Rogers as much as I love the guy, as you could kind of see, you know?
So he always, he's, he's at his best when he's got a chip on his shoulder, right? Jordan love gets drafted. He goes out and wins the MVP. you know early on in his career it was always he had to sit behind Favre he got passed up he goes out kicks the living shit out of the Jets with a pretty decent secondary but why couldn't he ever get revenge on the Niners yeah they don't take him number one overall because he's a Niners fan outplayed by Colin Kaepernick Jimmy Garoppolo Raheem Moser if I was if I was a Packer fan my whole life and then got drafted by like the Bears I would fucking tank those games against Green Bay. I'd be like, yeah, Green Bay.
I wouldn't. I would want to beat him for not drafting me. I wouldn't. I'd be like, I still love the pack. Would I have to give up my ownership shares?
Do you think maybe like Rogers is a terrible person? And so everywhere he goes, there's this like dark cloud that follows them. And that's why everywhere he goes, there's just a bullshit defense.
So the reason I bought him with the Jets, because I was like, Rogers, finally he had a top 10 scoring defense once he won a super bowl this is the year jets defense blows we saw week one they let jordan mason look like barry sanders mcafrey's heard as like this is a good thing for them no jordan mason had like 150 yards now he's in pittsburgh when's the last time the steelers had a shitty defense um i can steal curtain bro like the one thing they always have is that's how they make the playoffs every year with duck hodges and mason rudolph the human whack-a-mole in the corpse of ben roethlisberger yeah they're losing this game all right let's move on i'm gonna bet roger i'm actually gonna take rogers every week we should okay we can just skip all steelers games i'm betting rogers you're betting against him we just we just broke it down right there uh you'll beat the bears though i'll take them against the bears can lighter structures really be stronger yes they can exxon mobil is helping advance american industrial innovation with Proxima Systems, enabling a lighter and stronger alternative to traditional rebar while lowering greenhouse gas emissions to help build a more efficient construction industry with sustainability in mind. ExxonMobil, let's deliver. It's pro savings days at Lowe's. Get up to 35% off select major appliances and save an additional $1,000 when you buy four select LG major appliances. Plus, get a free DeWalt 20-volt max 5-amp hour battery when you buy a select DeWalt 20-volt max tool.
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While supplies last. See associate or lowes.com for more details and qualifying items. Alright, Bart, you're invited over to my neck of the woods on Sunday where the fighting Tobys, the fighting Marcus Mariottas they're laying two and a half here in Landover, Maryland, taking on the Raiders, who it turns out, dude, fucking suck. Maybe we should have wrote Gino off and maybe not allowed him to write back because I bet on them last week and he threw three picks. Ashton Gentry, I bet him over 15 and a half carries.
He had like 11. Pete Carroll, get back into the retirement home. You know what? I was actually like, oh man, I'm happy for Pete Carroll. 74 years young.
Don't let me get that twisted it is fuck the seattle seahawks and pete carroll till the day i die and russell wilson and richard sherman and cam chancellor and bobby wagner and um how did they how did that team the defense yeah doug baldwin who the fuck were the receivers pete carroll would like to respond where are you going pete carroll wants to respond to you oh okay does he got some gum in his mouth what are you saying about me man what are you saying i'm as young as ever pete we're gonna go into land over and we're gonna pete ryan horvath from uh odyssey the bet mgm network what is it going to take to get ashton genti 15 carries in a football game I'm just trying to get Marshawn Lynch his due Reggie Bush still on my team Pete why didn't you give the ball to Marshawn I was I lost all the flavor in my gum did you ever go through Russell Wilson's phone to try to find new photos of Sierra yeah that's what I thought I heard the rumors dummy ass Pete Carroll you know what dude and this goes give me one second here am I getting canceled for ageism you know what this goes way before even the Seahawks cheated their way to an NFC championship win over our beloved Packers league was fixed tell me the league wasn't fixed that day still is okay I hated that motherfucker 10 years prior when I'm watching my Notre Dame fighting Irish about to beat one of the great college football dynasties I thought Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush, and they just invent a new rule. The now is a legit rule, but they just get to push Reggie Bush into the end zone to beat Notre Dame. I sit and watch four. I spent four hours watching that game thinking my beloved team is finally going to be a top five team. Let me ask you this.
And then I got to see that fucker Pete Carroll chewing gum celebrating. They cheated. If you push a guy backwards, why is it forward progress to the spot that you started to push him? But if you push a guy forward, it's not backwards progress. I wish you could just take dudes and like yank them like 10 yards back.
And it would be like a loss. I wish you could pick up a guy and throw him into the stands. Yeah. Like remember like Genevion Clowney's one highlight that he had in college where he just like single arm that dude. I would love to see like Micah Parsons, like Micah Parsons, JJ McCarthy.
Do you think maybe J.J. McCarthy's faking this injury before he has to see Green Bay? Imagine... I think he's just on paternity leave. I don't think it's a big deal.
Imagine being a mediocre quarterback under 6'2 and having to see Micah Parsons, Rashawn Gary, and Lucas Van Ness. This is the best Packers defense ever. I had four weeks of paternity leave, but I only took two. Do you think I could still use those other two? No, no.
your kid's like 13 all right what do we got left the commanders are two and a half point oh this is my this is my lock of the week oh mario revenge game i didn't even think of it commanders commanders the toby's i listen toby's on like every day yeah he's doing good he ate 55 shrimp you know what i don't like the bit though where people eat a bunch of shit we had on our network they did 100 nuggets and i was like you guys are going to feel like shit and then have to call off work and there's our there's our producer not working we got some idiot in all right tampa bay laying six and a half wow i bet the jets plus seven we're down to six and a half i like the jets in this game so i like the bucks i like baker mayfield but they've won back-to-back games on the final possession now we're asking them to win by margin no sir give me this could be this is the popular this is going to be the popular survivor pick tampa yep jets went out right let's go yeah put your hand in the middle yeah one two j e t s that's jets jets i'll turn on the lamp tonight hey do you want a jets lamp for like 200 bucks i'll take it for two bucks no it's from my my what's your uh not your mother-in-law but your grandmother like my wife's grandma what is she grandma-in-law i think she's just your wife's grandma well i love her regardless i thank her for that she got me a packers one it's so awesome and the jets one was so awesome for three years until they ripped out the heart of my guy aaron rogers i don't want her to i don't know that she knows rogers is a stealer i don't know that i want her to know because i don't want another i don't think we need a stealers one though indianapolis i couldn't think of their name for a minute the colts their four and a half point wow they took money today they were three and a half four and a half point favorites over tennessee i'm gonna go back to titan's theory no you took the words right out of my mouth right out of my mouth i was even gonna do a oh i found something and walk over there and come back here and be like titan's theory i know i fucked it up see that's the problem we're on the same page here yeah i think cam ward's gonna gonna look pretty good here and now all of a sudden everybody's in love with the Colts, who I was telling you guys about week one. Here's where they lose. I think the Titans win this game. Why don't we try to do a week of picks and sell it? Like Boomer and Valenti have a show of picks.
Why don't we, Winkler and Horvath do a pick show? They like give picks and then they don't like talk about like old Pearl Jam concerts and inside jokes. They're not talking about the marketing. And I've never felt further away from you. yeah well you can move here i don't really want to move back there it's much better over here right now although is it i'm in maryland so it's pretty nice tbd on that um i'm gonna take the titans to win yeah yeah you don't half-ass titans theory you go all in yeah they either win or they get smoked by 30 now that will levis is gone i think there's going to be some titan theory and if cam ward's gonna be thrown across at the field like that that's the kind of guy i want leading my football team i love cam ward i do too it looks like he doesn't even try which i think might be a bad thing anyway seattle's laying seven and a half this is everybody's survivor pick by the way i think the saints win this game outright so i'll take the seven and a half spencer rattler has looked awesome i know nobody cares is this in Seattle?
Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, I'll take the Saints to at least cover. They've been playing hard. Yeah.
Damn, Garland's laying seven and a half. Get out of here. Yeah. I'm good on that. I'm going to take the Broncos as two and a half point dogs over the Chargers because now everybody loves the Chargers and Herbert.
Oh, did you know he's dating Madison Breer and he gave the middle finger to the cameraman? I hate Bo Nix. That's what I told you. It's Madison Beer. Oh, is it?
That's how old I am. What did I say? Breer? is it Albert Albert Breer great reporter yeah that's her dad no it ain't yeah I don't think he's I think he's like our age no way um so I told you that the Colts were gonna win because Bo Nix was gonna throw a fourth quarter pick I said that right here on this podcast you know why Bo Nix sucks I don't care if he's a top 10 fantasy quarterback Bo Nix if Bo Nix ever wins a Super Bowl I light myself on fire on the Winklerverse all right I get my lawyers on it We in That what Kane did when he had he had a first blood match against stone cold steve austin so the undertaker interfered and hit austin with the chair because he even though he had beef with his brother at the time he did not want to see his baby brother lit on fire are you going to go with the um broncos or the chargers here i'm gonna go broncos even though i hate bonex sucks i am going to take the chargers i think they actually win like eight or nine games before they lose oh i bet them to win the super bowl i think they might be the best team i'll take the chargers i like justin herbert too i wasn't trying to slander him shout out to madison beer it's a big oregon matchup then herbert and nicks didn't even think of that i guess it was last year too the two times that could be your big segment tonight remember when remember when said that oregon didn't develop quarterbacks i loved herbert when we were doing the show first year and everybody's like he's an Oregon quarterback when have they panned out that's what they said about Stroud Ohio State quarterbacks never pan out they might be right did you see the clip where CJ Stroud lists himself as a top five quarterback over Josh Allen yeah Stroud stinks and Josh Allen is awesome remember when we had Gus Farad on last night you had Gus Farad on yeah he was like my favorite guy for 10 years I just fucking loved him yeah we told him did you say does your head still hurt from when you headbutt the no all right what else you told him good good let's wrap this up Arizona is two and a half point dogs against San Francisco I like San Francisco dude I so Matt Jones is gonna ball out and that's why Brock Purdy's trying to rush back because remember Kyle Shanahan wanted Mac Jones Mac Jones threw for almost 300 yards and three tutties here's the latest email from the athletic it says why are the 49ers always injured see that's that's a sign right there that they're winning this game the athletic is always wrong all right I'll go nine I was gonna I was gonna go the other way but I'll go with you didn't the athletic let go of like one of the good Milwaukee reporters I don't know. Does name still work at the athletic?
I should know that. I don't, I try not to pay attention to the NBA these days.
Now that we have a new show, we used to talk way too much NBA. You know who else talks way too much NBA? The people in New York, but that's okay. Cause the Knicks are back. You know, he's not back though.
The giants who are catching six against the chiefs. I like the giants to cover. Everybody's like the chiefs are bouncing back. They're winning by 30. Not so fast.
My friend, Russell Wilson last week threw for 400 yards. That chief secondary is boo-boo. What's the money line? They give up more deep passes than any team in the league. Russ Wilson moon ball.
It is plus 260 Giants. You think they win? Yeah. Okay. Okay.
That's weird. Why? The Giants should be like plus 700 money line. Yeah, but the Chiefs are 0-2 and they're not very good. Is this spread five and a half?
Six. Six. Okay. and I think Ravens and Lions was five and a half, at least when I looked last night. Just somebody bet Detroit four and a half now.
Because they were the same spread. Lions, Ravens, and Chiefs Giants were the same.
So Detroit's plus 200, which, damn, that's not... Baltimore's winning that game. You think?
Well, I thought the Lions were going to start 0-3, then I forgot that Caleb Williams sucks. Yeah. i know sparky's like your bears and i'm like man i said two nice things about the bears now i gotta eat that just like the jordan love people that come at me trying to enjoy the game on sunday with my jordan love jersey and i gotta see tweets i tweeted seven years ago you know what else i did seven years ago i drank red bull vacas my gut's paying for it every day people make mistakes damn it you know i did seven years ago i i said i said please wear a mask oh did we actually just do that take then i'm gonna take actually i'm with you i think the ravens cover i'll take the ravens four and a half and then i'm taking the giants to cover same all right we just we got through all the picks there they all are in podcast form all it took was 54 minutes and you guys had to hear a story about the marty but other than that pretty fresh only a couple f-bombs maybe a lot see we could easily slice this up sell six minutes of ads to maybe golden chicken who still owes me 100 bucks and then we'll be good. I would honestly just do it for chicken. I would do it for chicken.
Yeah, man. I miss, we don't have anything like a golden chicken out here. The only fried chicken spot is like Popeye's. Oh, I love that chicken for Popeye's. I mean, I do too, but it's like, you know, you want some, I like to support local, you know, Bart, not all just about the corporate brands.
You know, I'm not all about the Chris and Jack Collinsworths of the world. I like the local guys. I'm more about the Ian and Noah Eagles of the world. I just can't even tell him a part of this point. No.
Noah's great. He's friend of show. He's awesome. I mean, great. I like him both.
I mean, I think they're the best in the – there's so many good broadcasters, though. I really don't have anything bad to say about any of the national guys. That's how they got there. The only guy I don't like is the guy that – I don't like Herbstreet. I like viscerally do not like Kirk Herbstreet.
Why? Because of his dog? no because he cries when alabama's not in the playoff herb street he's an ohio state guy yeah that's what you think but watch him on those playoff shows he no one campaigns harder for the sec than him i hate mark jones because he can't just call the game well mark jones is terrible he's got to be like a pop culture reference yannis goes to the rim and he says back then hoes didn't know me now they're broken they all know me or whatever mark jones mark jones calls a game like he's laying down a mixtape like just fucking call the action dude right and lebron james a three from the corny a corner like doris burke corny i don't even know what a corny is yeah she is a big celtics fan right that's that's your guys beef with her and she says to the cup too many times so does so does our guy ba though no he says on the take on the take on the take he loves on the take i like the uh i like when national guys have a crutch though because we all do yeah i have like i have like 40 of them yeah i do too i have no business even being in front of a microphone but i noticed lately that i say again but even when i never said it the first time i say you know i'll be like you know why i do that again again joe flacco So had 300 years. Again? What do you mean again?
You never said that before. I know. You know why, though? It's because if we just do the show with just you and I, it wouldn't happen. But when you do a solo show and you're talking to yourself, especially late at night, I feel like I, I sometimes feel like I, I sometimes feel like during the 10 p.m.
hour and we could wrap with this. My soul, like I just step out of my body and like dance among the night and my body hosts a talk show some nights like especially during baseball season when there's no football shohei otani went three for four you know oh i had uh one and a half total bases uh yeah i win 30 my problem is the older i get like i just dude i don't wake up like i can't fucking believe they allowed tom brady in the booth like some people do i just i wish i had what stephen a smith has in me man i'm like oh god you know did we pay my kids lunch balance um what time am i getting them from the bus stop like real life i just can't be like my god i can't believe tom brady is gonna call the game and who gives a fuck can you are you on this the tom brady stuff who why do people care so much what do you guys think he's doing selling information to the writers or shit how is he helping them at all geno smith's out there throwing six picks i like talking about the tom Brady thing because it gives me a way to then shit on Doug Gottlieb. Do you bring him up like my name? I bring up Gottlieb all the time. On the national show?
Yeah. What networks does he work for now? How does he still do a talk show and coach basketball? Between you and me and the people that have made it 58 minutes yeah after the i was told by somebody familiar with the program that they were upset he left super bowl week to do radio row obviously but there was also another week where they just didn't know where he was during the season i kind of respect it like i wish i could just go coach a basketball team and hosted like where's is doug coming today and they're like i almost feel like it's it's i almost feel like doug here's where he's screwing up he dm'd me did i tell you that he should make his life a sitcom this is like way better than raymond he's a fucking division one basketball coach radio host he's got kids dudes like he's all shit on me he said hey i got tickets set aside for you if you want to come and then i did he's probably being nice to you know what he seems like i actually you know what i kind of like gottly i do i don't hate gottly there's a there's people every few that i have anybody by the way i don't mean like hate like hate these people i just there's not a lot of talk show hosts i listen to anymore i still fall asleep to dan patrick every single night love him let me wrap on this chuck freeman every tim allen feud that i have mike clemens can be solved if the other person just goes to me and says but i like what you're doing Cliff Saunders. I know, right?
Peter Brown. Same. You know what? Do you think it's just, I was never like that. Do you think it's just when you're in this business, you just think that you suck?
So like any tweet or anything I see, it really does brighten my day. Anytime anybody's like, man, love you and Bart together, or man, thanks for winning me money this weekend, or really good take, or you're hilarious. Makes me feel good inside. I try to do that to other people. You know where I made the mistake, though?
And I'll wrap on this. Go into the dark web, a.k.a. Facebook. And I'd be like, you know what? I'm in a good mood today, right?
Feeling good. And I would like a picture of somebody that maybe I hated back in the day. You know, or like say something positive to somebody. But you know what I realized? Everybody on Facebook is the worst human ever.
So no more of that. No more Mr. Nice Guy, like the song once said, Bart. Let me just pay me a compliment. You know what?
But then I get mad and I'll wrap on this. Yeah. Like this is probably, this is the best hour of anything I'll do tonight. Same. But no one's going to hear it.
Well, your universe will. You've got a lot of listeners. I know what I need. We need more. We need to, you know, if the universe is always expanding, why is the Winklerverse like at a standstill?
Let's think this out a little bit here. If 1250 AM the fan, if Steve Sparky Pfeiffer doesn't want us, who else will have us? I don't think the other guys will because a couple of them have me blocked, which I don't even understand why. You're associated with me. I think, honestly, that's what it is.
But, yeah, one person that goes by his initials just blocked me, and I was like, whoa. And I actually had talked to this person before, and we talked about Joliet, Illinois, and the bar of $30, buck which now my aunt actually owns some free publicity check out um meg pies mag pies if you guys are ever in the joliet illinois area tell her ryan horvath sent you she'll probably give you a free drink last time i went there she gave me everything on the menu for free and tried to get me hammered did you want to do with you did you want to have sex with you no she just no you weirdo she's my aunt this isn't i didn't hear that part of the story also if you're from arkansas how I didn't mean that. That's just like the cool thing to say. Anyway, I'll wrap on this, dude. Facebook sucks.
My lock of the week is in college football. You want to hear my, oh, should I just throw out my college football? No, no, actually, nevermind. I can't do that anymore. Tailgate kickoff, BetMGM Network.
We're not competing against Bart so I could promote this. Get your edibles, get your THC gummies from Happy Place Hemp, promo code Bart, and listen to the tailgate kickoff. And do it on Twitter so I get a bunch of views. I want to beat Kostos and Sammy P's show this weekend. You guys help me accomplish my goal, and I will give you a winning weekend.
And if we don't win, Bart will send you Brewers tickets. There you go. Thank you, Bart. Oh, by the way, 8 a.m. to 9 a.m.
Central. Remember when I used to produce your show, and I'd be like, hey, dude, I got this great guest, but what time is Eastern again? That was my only flaw. You still don't know. No, I do now because I live on the East Coast.
It sucks. I'm up. It's brutal. Like, games don't kick off here until 1 p.m. on Sunday.
My whole day's already done by 1 p.m. Anyway, you kind of look like Mario. Like in the movie Mario, when he's played by, who plays him? Dennis Hopkins. I don't remember who plays him.
John, like, who was Luigi? My kid will go. He'll walk around the house and he'll go. Yoo-hoo! Does he really?
He's very cute, yeah. Yeah, Mario's. Does he watch? What else is he going to do? WWE now, too?
Yeah. Oh! K-pop Demon Hunters. Oh, we got to end on this real quick, actually. Wrap with this.
All right. John Cena, Brock Lesnar. How do you book this one? Because you got to book Lesnar. He's not going anywhere.
You got to book him like the beast. He can't be losing to 55-year-old John Cena. But do you really have Cena lose one of his last matches? i'm going somebody can somebody return oh to help him and then set up a match against brock who would it be though i feel like roman gets hurt every other week and they steal his shoes and then he just comes back and he's like well the guy is that he's fought did he fight randy already yeah only once though and remember uh it was actually it was a weird match because lesnar like really just kicked the shit out of him and they ended it and i thought he killed them no cna and randy yeah they've already done that i can't do that okay because the guy that he's missing is edge but yeah my son that's nathan's take he's like daddy what if aw just allows edge you know if they're gonna allow anyone it'd be it'd be big show who they took over there and then like they 97.3 the gamed him where they took a guy from the fan and then fucking just buried him I think I might stop watching WWE and just be an AEW guy. I'm not thrilled that they're going to Saudi Arabia for WrestleMania.
Yeah, there's like a lot of shit I'm not really thrilled with with them. You know, so. Did you see? I'll wrap on this. Yeah, yeah.
One of the matches is sponsored by. Oh, they're doing it? the wwe has announced that the brawn breaker versus the usos will be the first ever emf friendly match in wwe history fuck is that wwe has secured a sponsorship deal with arius lifetune zone which will set up a special lifetune zone max neutralizer on each corner of the ring this neutralizer will take away all the radiations from the ring allowing superstars to bring their 100 energy i fuck with that a little bit though i want to see what that looks like i guess this is where you know i know i'm like old and dumb now though i don't know what any of that stuff just meant i'll wrap on this uh good to see you buddy you too let's do the hey we got a we got a street going on we're like the undertaker at wrestlemania hopefully nobody brock lesnar's this all right well i'll talk to you next week oh wait really quick we gotta end on this cm punk AJ Lee I think they win because it's not for a belt and they're gonna continue this feud they may just CM Punk and Seth Rollins may feud forever well they're like best friends now oh they are in real life oh I don't like that then I want to respect each other now they've seen eye to eye 414-699-1250 is kayfabe dead all right I'll see you buddy When it comes to reducing carbon emissions, the heaviest industries face the toughest challenges. That's where we come in. ExxonMobil is investing in technology to help American industry lower its emissions, including in our own operations.
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