Kingdom Pursuits Jokes From Last Saturday - Bible Humor

You can imagine Robbie's going to do this. So speaking of Bible. Speaking of that, you know what I've learned, Pastor, is you never want to run with your, you know, we're speaking of Bible.

So either one of you are welcome to answer this. Do you know why you never want to run with your Bible? You know why you never want to run with your Bible, Pastor?

I don't think I've heard that one before, Robbie. Why you never want to run with your Bible. There you go.

Well, here you go. Because, you know, your psalms get kind of sweaty. Or your palms get sweaty. How do you want to say that?

Your psalms get sweaty. All right. All right. I see.

All right. So I bet you know this one. When is medicine first mentioned? You guys being pastors, you're bound to know this. When is medicine first mentioned in the Bible? Well, I don't think I know that one either. I don't know where you find all of these from. So, interestingly, when God gave Moses two tablets.

The Hebrews gave him the headache. Yeah, there you go. All right. All right. We're going to see if you can get this one. What's a missionary's favorite type of car? I know this one. He knows this one.

All right. We're going for Pastor Russ. What is a missionary's favorite car? The Accord. Close. He loves Accords, because they're all in one Accord.

But his favorite car, because he's a missionary, you know, he's an evangelist, it's a convertible. You liked that, didn't you, Grace? All right. All right. All right. We got one more.

But by the way, I'm not going to ask this one. Two thieves. They did. They stole my Bible journal. They did. They stole my Bible journal.

And I just want you to know that my thoughts and prayers are with them now. You like that, Grayson? I got to tell you, my Bible riddle today is a little lighter, you know, a little funnier. So don't think this is all that complicated. Okay. It's really not. What does God call His nose? What does God call His nose?