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Kingdom Pursuits Jokes From Last Saturday - International Humor

Kingdom Pursuits / Robby Dilmore
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August 15, 2022 1:40 pm

Kingdom Pursuits Jokes From Last Saturday - International Humor

Kingdom Pursuits / Robby Dilmore

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Now with extremely limited availability, contact your local retailer for inventory information. And those people who are listening, you know, expect that Robbie's gonna say something and play some shenanigans. Now the fun begins, cause now it's time to play Shenanigans! So, you know, as you can imagine, that, you know, part of the Middle Eastern Christian festival is that it's one big team. It's all the same team, and so speaking of team, you know, what do the Carolina Panthers team fans do after they win the Super Bowl? Have you ever wondered about that, Celine?

Yeah, how about you, Carmen? Did you ever wonder what the Carolina Panthers fans do after they win the Super Bowl? Nobody would know, cause they have never won.

They actually, they turn off the PlayStation and go to bed. Yeah, that's, there you go. And you may have heard this, I've heard some bosses, they tell you there's no I in team, but you can always mutter back to them.

There's not so much you in there either. So here's a tough one for you. Since we've mentioned COVID, it's gotten in the way of the team of the Arab, of the Middle Eastern Christian festival, is why did the anti-vaxxer get cut from the basketball team? Why, Salim, did the anti-vaxxer get cut from the basketball team? I have no idea.

He refused the shot. And my personal favorite on this list, if this does not make you smile, I don't think you're a human being. Okay, so I just found out that the Kool-Aid man, you're familiar with him, the Kool-Aid man, he plays on a baseball team. Did you know that? You know why, Carmen? No, I don't know. Salim, you got any idea why the Kool-Aid man would play on a baseball team? I sure don't.

He's a pitcher. That tickles me, it really, really does. So, a very unique riddle today. You know, Isaiah is the only mention of the word teams. Did you know that? In the King James Version of the Bible, the only place you'll find the word team or teams is in the King James Version of the Book of Isaiah, in which they mention three animal teams, three different animal teams involved. And they sort of, in order to get you over the hump and not to make a donkey or a foal of yourself, if you can guess, those three animal teams might have had a hint in there that said, you know, to help get you over the hump, not make a donkey of yourself, or a foal of yourself, you know, we can't.
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