Absurd Truth: CIA Black Site

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Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. Can I just touch on this one story that came out? And I know that the press is so excited because they think it's fodder. They think we got something. We got something that we can use to finally divide POTUS from Elon Musk.

And they've been looking for something like this for forever. It's the story that came out where, I guess, what is it there? There was while Doge was going through things. They said that the accusation is a sensitive CIA facility was exposed by a property sale mishap. So Doge, apparently, the accusation is that they there was the sale of federal properties and this list of sale of federal properties.

of what federal properties have been sold. And it inadvertently kind of released the location of what they said was a sensitive facility in Northern Virginia. And it was described as being previously used by the CIA for training or other intelligence activities. Now, the original article that talks about this does not say the phrase black site. You guys know what a black site is, right? That's usually it's a location in a foreign area.

And that's where the CIA takes the baddies. And they have a very, how do I say this, energetic question and answer session. Robust, as you would say, Kane, that was an excellent description. Thank you, my friend.

Your mastery of the English language is second to none robust, a robust question and answer session, you know, for the baddies. Now, the original article, and it's from, I think it's from Bloomberg. Now, Bloomberg, I tend to think is trash.

This is the first of two Bloomberg stories I got to talk about today. They didn't actually say black site. Now, I'm not saying that because they didn't say black site. It doesn't mean black site, but they didn't say black site.

But I understand how everyone thinks because I think like that, too. I was immediately like, that's not what I'm saying. Black site. That was immediately what I thought. I read it. I was like, what's a black site mean?

What's it doing here? That was my first thought. Would any jury convict me for just simply speculating? I read it and it didn't say black site. But I was like, black site. I didn't say that to you. I just thought it you heard my thought. So I'm not claiming it. I just thought it is a question. Now, they're not supposed to have those here.

If it in fact was that very thing that we were like, about. They're not supposed to have them here. It's like illegal. I don't know what the law is. I just know that it's like apparently not allowed.

It's illegal for that to be here. And I don't know, maybe they were training it. Maybe they were bringing people here and debriefing them. I don't know. You know, I feel like I should know now, right? Like, I want to know more about this. So now there's all kinds of things that are going on here.

This is the discussion about transparency. And some people are saying, Doge went too far. This is what happens when you have some nerds going there. No, no, no, no.

Wrong. This is what happens when you have a rat bastard government because of the people in it, the people leading it, the people running these agencies and acting like they're de facto little monarchs and mini bosses. This is what happens when you have a completely unaccountable, too big to govern government. And there's no accountability and no oversight. And there has been no transparency.

It has been weaponized against innocent people. Zero accountability, zero transparency. So no, you don't get for all of those people out there. You don't get to sit back and go, Oh, well, see, this is what happens when the people try to hold their government accountable. blank you know, you don't get to say that.

And even if in the grand scheme of things, Joe Jackson accidentally found his CIA black site. First off, why is the left going? How dare you find that illegal black site? Shame on you. What the hell is wrong with you people? Why are you not going?

Is that a black site? What is that? Why is that not your first question? Why is the left like our precious governments under attack?

Save them. Why is that their first reaction to everything? My gosh, it's so tiring. It's so tiring. That's their first reaction to literally everything.

Meanwhile, us saying these are over here going. We're like that meme. You know that meme of that? What is I don't know what animal it is.

It's not Arthur, but it's just this weird little meme where the cartoon characters looking kind of sideways. I feel like that right now. That should be the first response. But no, everyone's like, Oh, what? How dare you attack it? And then you have all these liberals out there making the jokes that old doge thought it was code for dei project, you know, black site.

They try so hard to be funny. And I you know, the nice, the good part of my psyche wants to pat him on the back and go you tried. But I don't I don't follow through with that. So I don't know. I mean, they if it inadvertently exposed something. I just think it's just again, the article didn't say it. But if it did, why is it the first question?

WTF What is it doing here? I mean, that seems like that's the biggest. That's the bigger question, right?

Somehow that's not journalism to wonder that. Thou shalt not as Christians of thy government. Now, that's the 11th commandment. And it was on the other side of the tablet. You know, a lot of people don't flip that over.

You didn't know that? Yeah, it was like double double printed. God was double printing, like before anybody before we invented it. It was double sided today. So you never know.

I know, right? Still black and white, but it was double sided. I mean, it was like mega advances back in the time of printing with the stone tablets. And by the time Moses realized, he's like, Wait a minute, there's another one. They already were going crazy.

So it was, you know, you got one chance. So I just feel like that's, you know, so now they're using that as a way to attack Doge. Now, again, in the grand scheme of things, even if that was accurate, even if Sage Doge was Oh, we just we accidentally uncovered an illegal black site. Sorry, guys. That pales in comparison. First off, that's kind of a whistleblowing thing.

But it pales in comparison to anything that the government has done in the past four years. Sorry, you guys locked us down in our homes. Redacted off. Okay, go do something unflattering to your face. No, I'm not. I'm not having it. I'm not having it. And I feel like I'm not alone in that. Right?

Sort of feel like I've got some company here. But seriously, the black site, let's just let me operate. So if you're going to do something off the books like that, give it to me. I don't want an elected position. I don't ever want to run for office. And I feel really uncomfortable representing anybody who would vote for me.

I'm sorry, but I'm questioning you. I just want to be and I will take it unpaid. Let me be in charge of like torture or something or going after the like devising ways to punish baddies.

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So you keep that in mind. Dow tumbles 400 points NASDAQ, interest correction is trade policy fatigue ignites a sell off and a South Korean Air Force pilot mistakenly bombed a village near school Wall Street Journal. Do you want to hear something really, really dumb? So you know how we've had the the DEI purge, right? Okay, so we've had the DEI purge. Doge has been going through looking at everything.

And it seems like they're they're trying to get a little bit of revenge on it. So the Pentagon, their DEI purge has led to photos of the B 29 bomber Enola Gay. And you guys know the Enola Gay that's that was named after Enola Gay Tibbetts.

And I mean, it's, you know, historical, historical plane, everybody knows it, or you should. But apparently, they've deleted they've marked all of these photos of the Enola Gay for deletion. And apparently photos of soldiers who have the last name gay are also apparently marked for deletion.

Now here's the crazy thing. It's not a joke. What?

AP references to a World War Two Medal of Honor recipient, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan and the first women to pass Marine infantry training are among the 10s of 1000s of photos and online posts marked for deletion as the DOD works to purge diversity, equity and inclusion content, according to a database obtained by the Associated Press. And they're doing it on to be there. It's malicious. Compliance is how a friend described it. And I really feel like that's they're doing it to be malicious.

Oh, it says gay in it. I mean, that's so dumb. And no, I reject the argument that well, I mean, why do you say malicious policy? Isn't it just bad policy? No, if you're so a friend of mine's like, if I tell you to clean your house and you start ripping out the stove and put furniture on the curb, that's malicious compliance.

That's true. This is Amelia Bedelia, but on purpose. You guys know Amelia Bedelia, right?

I grew up with her books. It was in fact, it's how I learned about literalism. They, our teacher would read it and you would tell they would have to be very careful. And Amelia Bedelia is the adult in her life because if they told her to do something, she would do it literally.

Literally, and it would and then the stories were the chaos and fun that ensued, right? So they're doing this on purpose. They they and this is probably why I would think that some of the agencies were like, we got a little discretion over here as to how to exercise this.

That's one of the things that Kesh Patel had said, Tulsi Gabbard and Marco Rubio even, excuse me. So I don't, I don't know if this is if I know that they've been using some AI to go through things, but I don't think they've been using it to go through everything. But like I said, this just seems, it seems like it's maliciously on purpose. Do you think it's an algorithm? Do you think came that they were using? Because the article doesn't actually tell you how to do it. They don't actually discuss whether or not they're using AI to go through. They're just saying that they're going through the database. And I still also don't think that they would, I mean, obviously, if you're going through that, you know, these things are going to crop up.

And I don't think that AI would just, I think that they would, they would have like some parameters attached to what they're feeding it in terms of the algorithm. It's this is just maliciousness. This is, this is Deep State going, okay. And then there are Amelia Bedelia in it. Oh, it says gay here. It's the Enola Gay. You absolute jack wagon. You fecal bird. It's my new word.

But not the fecal part. It's not a new word. It's my favorite word.

It's magical. Thank you for censoring. I didn't censor. I just voluntarily gave you a gift. Thank you for cleaning it. I didn't have to.

I didn't want to have to call Brennan Carr and be like, Mr. Carr. So. So are they also upset the fact that it was named after a woman? Is that part of their thing too? Like, because Oh, they're just, they're just going overboard. They're going overboard on purpose. Yeah, it doesn't sound like this is just an AI.

No, it sounds like it's overboard totally on purpose. Because, I mean, that's, especially Enola Gay. Come on, AI is gonna know Enola. Everybody knows Enola Gay.

I don't care if you don't know anything about history. You know about this plane. Everybody knows about this plane. Everybody knows about this crew. You know about it. That's so dumb to say otherwise. This is them just being malicious.

Oh, man, I feel a great big backhand trying to form. I mean, it really does. It's malicious. I mean, think about all the other stuff that they've done malicious. Yeah, I completely believe it.

I absolutely believe that this was willingly done. But this is you know, today, I'm, it's an actual story actual story. And this is what they've been trying to I don't know they're trying I guess I feel like they're trying to blame the AI but I don't really think it's it's not AI. This is them just trying to be smart asses.

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