Absurd Truth: The Fight Heard Round The World

This is Nikki Glaser from the Nikki Glaser Podcast. On a more serious note, I'm still thinking about that commercial with Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg hating on each other, because when you listen to the reasons for hating someone or something, you realize just how stupid they really are. There is too much hate in this country, and it's got to stop. So join us at iHeart and standing up to it. If you see hate, speak up, call it out.

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That was the first tip, right? Normally, I don't see immigration ICE officials riding around in bicycles like, you know, you can just hear the little bell, ring, ring, ring, ring, little bell. And he's, he took the individual to an apartment and flashed a gun and said, Look at mine, Jack, I got a gun in here.

And then the guy who worked at the apartment complex called police and police showed up and this guy showed some Department of Agriculture identification, something like that. Anyway, he's going to cool his heels in jail. If he wanted to be part of the solution, then they're hiring big time.

Over at Immigration Customs Enforcement and Border Patrol and DHS, he's probably going to have a job, but I suspect if he did something like this, he might not have a very clean record. With the common money the U.S. is going to put into the fund that is being created today, how does this provide long-term security for Ukraine? Well, we don't know exactly how much because we're going to be putting some money in a fund that we're going to get from the raw earth that we're going to be taking and sharing in terms of revenue. So it's going to be a lot of money will be made from the sale and from the use of raw earth. And as you know, our country doesn't have much raw earth. We have a lot of oil and gas, but we don't have a lot of the raw earth. And what we do have is protected by the environmentalists, but that could be unprotected, but still it's not very much. They have among the best in the world in terms of raw earth. So we're going to be using that, taking it, using it for all of the things we do, including AI and including weapons and the military.

And it's really going to very much satisfy our needs. Okay. That's the president just moments back, sitting down with Volodymyr Zelensky from Ukraine right next to him. And I understand also Marco Rubio. Marco was there, J.D.

Vance. And there was some type of heated exchange. I think Volodymyr tried to grab the mic and try to lead the discussion on foreign policy or how this was going to go down. And I know Steve's working on getting that audio. So you stick around and we're going to share that audio with you here in just a little bit on what the print. Oh, by the way, this is the Dana show. I'm Sergio Sanchez and we're broadcasting the Dana show. I'm filling in for Dana today from her southern command here in the Rio Grande Valley at Texas Starbase USA, which is going to be a real town. By the way, Elon Musk was trying to incorporate Starbase into like a real town with zip code and mayor and an alderman and all that. So on the issue of all these minerals that they keep saying, okay, the U.S. gets minerals and is able to develop the minerals in Ukraine and extract that.

Great. I think I'm so glad that we got a real businessman, a real negotiator in the White House that is negotiating on your behalf for the money that you sent and your kids sent and your grandkids sent. After all, it's also deficit spending, right? I mean, you're talking about taxation without representation. Your kids and grandkids have to pay the T-bills, the debt, all these hundreds of billions of dollars in resources sent to Ukraine.

It was a gift like, dude, Biden, Congress, Pentagon. That's not your money. We worked for that. Our kids are going to have to work for that because it's all deficit spending, S-T-E bills. So it's good to get, negotiate how to pay all that back. So for all these reporters that are screaming and concerned that, where's security, guaranteed security, where's the guarantee of security?

They all repeat the same thing. You know what the guarantee of security is that we have a business agreement, a business arrangement with the folks from Ukraine to provide them a revenue source and provide us a compensation source for them to get bullets and get rifles and bobs if they need to protect themselves. If Ukraine doesn't exist, we don't get none of that, right? There's your security guarantee.

We provide security for our business partner. We want to make sure that we collect on the hundreds of billions of dollars that have been sent so far. So stay tuned for that audio, that interesting audio from, oh, you got it already, Steve? Here's how it went. I think that Volodymyr Zelensky was trying to hijack the conversation.

I think they tackled him on this one. Go ahead, Steve. I'm talking about the kind of diplomacy that's going to end the destruction of your country. Mr. President, with respect, I think it's disrespectful for you to come into the Oval Office to try to litigate this in front of the American media. Right now you guys are going around and forcing conscripts to the front lines because you have manpower problems. You should be thanking the President for trying to bring it into this conflict. Have you ever been to Ukraine that you say what problems we have? I've actually watched and seen the stories and I know what happens is you bring people, you bring them on a propaganda tour, Mr. President. Do you disagree that you've had problems bringing people into your military?

And do you think that it's respectful to come to the Oval Office of the United States of America and attack the administration that is trying to prevent the destruction of your country? A lot of questions. Let's start from the beginning. First of all, during the war everybody has problems.

Even you. But you have nice ocean and don't feel now. But you will feel it in the future. God bless.

God bless. You will not have a war. Don't tell us what we're going to feel.

We're trying to solve a problem. Don't tell us what we're going to feel. I'm not telling you. Because you're in no position to dictate that.

Remember this. You're in no position to dictate what we're going to feel. We're going to feel very good. You will feel influenced. We're going to feel very good and very strong. I'm telling you.

You will feel influenced. You're right now not in a very good position. You've allowed yourself to be in a very bad position and he happens to be right about it.

From the very beginning of the war. You're not in a good position. You don't have the cards right now. With us you start having cards. I'm not playing cards. Right now you don't have your playing cards. I'm very serious, Mr. President. You're playing cards.

I'm very serious. You're gambling with the lives of millions of people. You're gambling with World War III. You're gambling with World War III.

I don't need. Wow. This guy is bullheaded. Oh, Volodymyr Zelensky. That dude is real bullheaded.

My goodness. Man, whatever agreement comes out today, I don't know if it's going to be worth the ink or the paper that it's written on. That's just moments back, Volodymyr Zelensky arguing, like strong man positioning himself in front of J.D. Vance, in front of the President.

What do you mean that you're going to feel this influence in the future? That's some type of threat. And this is where the word dictator applies. A little dictator getting home and all this bravado in him with nothing to show for it. All credit to the Ukrainian people.

The courageous men who have went to the front line. Volodymyr Zelensky gathering generals and leadership to fight Vladimir Putin. If true, from the very beginning, if Vladimir Putin had gone in there and like in one week or two weeks, I suppose if all the predictions had come true, Ukraine would be nothing but an extension of Mother Russia, right?

It'd be just a big old territory with lots of natural resources and harbors. But that's not the case. Volodymyr Zelensky gathered the troops. They nationalized and there they go. The Russians have suffered mightily. The Russians, they've been reduced.

They've been taken down several notches. The great world superpower that was what we suspected was the Russian army. Turned out to be what?

Nothing but a paper bear. Thanks to the Ukrainian forces, thanks to Volodymyr Zelensky, maybe that's why he feels all this bravado. Is that he was able to give Vladimir Putin and the Russians a bloody nose. But today is supposed to be a day to move us a big step forward. Don't you think? Big step forward to getting an agreement.

Okay, you got the resources. We've given you billions of dollars as a gift and that was wrong. That was not Washington's money to give to gift to Ukraine. The Europeans, yes, the Europeans do have some skin in this. They have provided billions of euros, billions of dollars as well. But not enough in my opinion. In my opinion, it was supposed to be Europe.

It was supposed to pony up all the security money for this because it's their backyard. I know that now by I think the last I saw by a six to four ratio, the Europeans are providing more in financial support and military support, providing planes and other things. Good, six to four ratio.

From the very beginning, it should have been nine to one. Don't you think? This is their backyard. This is Europe. Ukraine is a part of Europe. Europe gets invaded. It's not part of NATO. It doesn't trip the hair thin wire, the trip wire, to start a NATO engagement against Russia. But it's the Europeans that should have woken up from the very beginning. This is what we get from decades and decades and decades. This is a post World War II mindset where it's the United States of America that must somehow must continue to fund all these air bases and all these military bases.

No, sir. At what point are these people going to provide for their own security? It's like your granddaddy and great granddaddy, not only for some of y'all, your great granddaddy or granddaddy who fought in World War II to liberate Europe. You shed your family blood on the beaches of Normandy and the fields of Germany and the fields of France. American precious blood was spilled in Europe to save their sorry butts. Yes, we set up the security arrangements to rebuild Europe. Did any of that get paid back? No, I don't think so, right? The Marshall Plan. I don't think it was a loan. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Sergio at KURV.com. Much has been gifted through generations by this country and the ingrates in Europe still have the goal, the audacity to say all the U.S. needs to take the lead. Why? Why can't you take the lead?

It is your neighborhood. You push back against Vladimir Putin. You show them your resolve to fund, to weaponize Ukraine, to fight back, to join in the battlefields if necessary without it being some NATO engagement. Show Vladimir Putin that you're willing to push back.

The reason he pushes on you is because he knows you're going to fold like a cheap tent in Europe. My goodness, the mindset of these people. Thank God we have President Trump at the White House saying, Yo, Vladimir, you're in no position to negotiate, son. Now, God bless you. This is my words. God bless you for fighting valiantly all the thousands of Ukrainian souls, brave young men and old men, men of all ages going to the front lines to try to save Ukraine from Russia. God bless you for that.

I tell you what I believe. Vladimir Zelensky doesn't take this deal and does start paying back the U.S. and buying more weapons from the U.S. with the God-given natural resources that the previous administration, this nincompoop Joe Biden and his minions never thought, never even considered offering to Ukraine. Hey, you know how Russia is, you know, Russia, Vladimir Putin, he's selling oil against what we did, the sanctions and all that. He's selling to India and China, making billions of dollars selling all that, buying all the weapons, all the bombs that he needs. Well, you got some natural resources. How about you buy the weapons?

Because God has given you lots of nice natural resources. In that sense, that's what it is. We're not shaking down Ukraine for nothing. We're the ones that got robbed. We're the ones that got shaken down to the tune of billions of dollars that our children and grandkids have to pay.

Thank God for Donald Trump. He's telling him how it is. And I tell you what, if the Ukrainians and Vladimir Zelensky do not take up this deal and actually go through with it and pay up in Ponia, and if the Europeans don't stand up and protect their neighborhood, that's it. I've as beaten up as the Russian bear is.

Man, he can call Pyongyang, get in, how many, 100,000, 200,000 meat puppets from North Korea, these poor souls, these slaves from North Korea, put them out there as chum so that his Russian forces can take the rest of Ukraine. Oh, my goodness. That's what we're dealing with right now. All right, as we move, our partners help bring you the program. It's our friends over at Caltech, the PR57. It's new from, kind of new from Caltech.

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At this pace, it should happen early April. And a question for my friend, producer Steve. Where will Uranus be tonight? It's actually going to be between Saturn and Neptune. Yeah, Uranus, along with Jupiter and Venus and Mercury and Mars, yeah. Quite the show tonight, seven planets you'll be able to see right after sundown.

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Follow the 3 Martini Lunch on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jeffrey Epstein did act as an informant to the FBI. Is the bureau embarrassed?

Is the bureau embarrassed that they let hundreds of young victims down? This was all happening right under everyone's noses. Epstein was probably an intelligence asset rumored to be working with the Israelis. Maybe this country.

Probably other countries. Was he a double agent? He had dirt on everyone and an act for making cash. And he's dead.

So the government has no one to protect. Jesse Waters. You recognize that voice.

Hey, welcome to the Dana Show. I'm Sergio Sanchez from the land of Starbase, Texas. The Rio Grande Valley. Deep South Texas.

That's right. We're on the border. This is the southern command of the Dana Show.

I'm Sergio Sanchez and honored that you join us. And on that big nothing burger from yesterday. So far, right? Because I'm looking for update. I got TVs on here in the studio here at KURV.

Dana Show Faithful. I'm looking for somebody to come up to the podium and say, Hey, we got the other 1800 pages. You know, there were 200 that we released.

We had, you know, 1800 or more. I'm kind of hoping for that follow up. The schwa-ding from Fox and dun-dun-dun-dun. Like everybody else. Breaking in. We got news coverage. Names. You know, accomplices. The Jeffrey Epstein and, you know, the child molesters. Child rapists. The human traffickers. Yes, very powerful people.

We've seen pictures of them. Titans of Hollywood. Titans of industry. High-tech politicians. You name it. All these people with Jeffrey Epstein. And I think you still want to know.

I want to know. I'm not giving up on this. And I would hope that people who write op-eds and talk radio hosts that have daily national platforms on a regular basis. Even in the White House press pool. Go back to the press chief over at the White House. And let's keep pressing. Let's keep asking. Is that, seriously, is that it? All this build up.

All this hype. Look, as all things Donald Trump, I think you have learned. I have learned.

There's an initial story to any controversy or any allegation with Donald Trump. If you have not learned to wait, then you haven't learned a thing. So that's where I am at right now. I do have, man, I do have a lot of questions.

Like I know you do as well. And there's nothing burger Jeffrey Epstein thing that came out yesterday. I'm waiting for some more. There was supposed to be some deadline this morning. We had Pam Bondi, the attorney general, saying, OK, I want everything on my desk by 8 o'clock Eastern. 7 o'clock my time here.

Central time. I want all these files from New York FBI offices. The Southern District FBI offices, New York. Hello, Cash. Yo, Cash. Can you go in there and like make a trip to Southern New York and say, hey, let's start turning over, open up all the all the files, all the desk, and let's start looking at all the shredder.

Let's go in there and check everything. That's what I want. I don't know about you, but I think you being like mine to listen to The Danish Show, listen to conservative talk radio.

I think you and I are probably on the same page. I want a forceful hand, much like, you know, they they did it to Donald Trump. They go in there with cameras turned on.

They tip the media. They go through Melania's door looking for federal documents. Well, I want those documents. I want those investigatory documents on Jeffrey Epstein. Maybe as you heard at the beginning of this program, you had Jesse Watters saying, well, he was maybe he was a double agent and he had dirt on everybody.

And now they're discovering that they got. And this is what I got from what Jesse was saying, that maybe you need to you need to truly cover up everything because he was double agent. Maybe he was working for Israel or something. I don't know. I don't.

A flip. I don't care. I want to know.

It was promised to me. We've been waiting all this time for that. We want to expose who the child rapist, child molester's accomplices of Jeffrey Epstein are.

I don't care if their names are CEOs or former CEOs of big tech firms and their politicians and their Hollywood Times. All you just love. You know, this movie star from that cartoon and this favorite movie star. I don't care. I want to know.

This big nothing bird yesterday. I don't want to let it go. And I don't think you should let it go. And I think we need to demand from I don't know. There's probably no power in calling your congressman or your senator. But if you do engage them in one on one conversations, when you go out there to those town hall meetings that some of you all have been attending.

Get out there. Get in their face. This is unacceptable. You need to do your part as a representative, as a senator, to get word back to FBI. Get word back to the attorney general.

Get back to the Justice Department. We want that. We were promised those names. There was so much excitement, so much buildup that there was more information. That the details of this would make your stomach turn. The details of all this would just make you sick. There was all this scandalous information that needed to be revealed to the American people. Well, there's a vault.

I'm looking at the cable right now. There's Volodymyr Zelensky walking indoors after he decided to finally bend a knee to Donald Trump and decided to pay us back. Our nation back. Our kids back.

When it comes to some of the natural resources in Ukraine. We need answers to this. Don't let it go. Demand answers. I know calls to Congress won't work, but we've got to do something. You cannot let this disappear with other headlines.

I refuse to allow that. It is Friday. We've got the weekend in front of us.

Next Monday we're not going to pick this up. Whatever pages we're missing, or at the very least, to ask President Trump, and this would be something for the press pool, to ask President or the spokesperson, Ms. Levitt. Is President Trump going to make a statement related to the nothing burger of the Epstein files? Because we were expecting to hear scandalous information, hear familiar names of who were the accomplices in little girl rape, child rape.

We need to know these things. Those individuals either need to be prosecuted, or they just need to disappear forever. Turn in the keys to their executive bathroom at their CEO office and whatever corporation bank they work at, or just retire from whatever it is.

Acting or politics. You need to leave. You've got to go.

I wish you would be prosecuted for child rape, but American, we need to keep this out there as one big fat question mark is a cancer. Because if this is just me, and I know that we suffer from ADD as a nation, you know, here comes another headline squirrel. There you go. You start chasing it and you forget about the main issue, the main problem. This was promised to us. This, I do believe this is a stain on the presidency, potentially on the presidency.

But again, I'll take a step back like I was telling just a couple of minutes back. Hang on. I had a nothing burger yesterday that Pam Bondi out there, the Attorney General say, well, I'm going to demand from the Southern District Office, New York FBI office, I want the rest of the documents. I want Cash Patel to go out there and get them. Yeah, I do too.

How about you? Hey, Cash, why don't you call Fox News when you actually go to the FBI office so they can see play by play coverage of what's going on and you're demanding and busting heads or going through the shredders, whatever you need to do. Had an opportunity for coverage. They had it for way too long.

It is obvious to everybody. My big question of the day is the Attorney General who told us like two weeks ago, it was on her desk. The information was on her desk.

And I guess they had the time to put together a little folder with some of the repeat information that was non-sexy, that was already released and just give it out there for people to consume online. They revealed nothing new yesterday. Nothing that allows us a chance right now to expose certain leadership that either need to be prosecuted or need to go away.

We need those answers. I put this issue, which by the way, so far so good with the Trump administration. Promises made, promises kept. We got tax legislation moving, somewhat of what was promised. They still got time to go back and iron out the promises made related to tax cuts in our nation. But on border security, promises made, promises kept. Now everybody's fearful of crossing the US-Mexican border and that's good. We've yet to see movement on energy issues, liquefied natural gas exports, production of oil.

That's going to take time to ramp up. It's also going to take time to work with issues related to inflation, for example, looking at this story on egg prices and the approach by the USDA on how to grow little baby chicks, grow them into full-sized chickens, which would take about four or five months. And then you start producing those eggs and then about, so T minus six months away from lower egg prices.

But as important as, this is just me and I know it doesn't affect the price of eggs. I know it doesn't do anything when it comes to border security or energy or inflation, anything like that. But this is yet another example how criminals, rats, swamp creatures, the truly powerful, rich and the politicians who won political salaries wind up becoming multimillionaires super rich. Now, this is the swamp. This is a promise made to us that a major swamp creature and his accomplices would be taken down. And as I said, if you're not going to take down those accomplices and charge them with the crimes, then at the very least expose them for public shame and for the public to tar and feather them, criticize them to the point where they've got to go.

Board of directors, where all these folks in committees, they demand the resignation of their top chiefs of industry and tech and whatever, wherever they may come from. We want that list. I speak for you.

I say I want that list. I hope this is not the end of it. I'm still looking at the cables, waiting for any breaking news on the Epstein stuff. Do not, do not let it go. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.