Absurd Truth: Best Actor(ess)?!

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He was yelling for help saying his house was poisoned. They actually had a tasing to get him under control. And they found his wallet at a separate residence. So he got charged, couple charges, burglary, resisting with violence. Yeah, that's, that's kind of freaky. Just, I didn't even, I mean, obviously, they probably did a mental health check on him.

This, let's see, I got a couple of other ones. This is, oh, a Florida woman was arrested after she accidentally texted a sheriff's department instead of her drug dealer. That can happen, I'm sure, to people like Octavia Wells.

They're 41 years old. She sent a text message trying to get fentanyl before leaving town. Apparently, though, she accidentally texted a narcotics investigator within the sheriff's office. And, oh, boy, the investigator adeptly engaged her in conversation, masquerading as her drug dealer, arranged to meet with her. She went to the gas station, thinking she was meeting her drug dealer. And instead, she was met with a team of investigators. And she was taken into custody, because they charged with a whole bunch of stuff.

And I don't know if like buying with the intent to distribute was part of it. But this, let's see, there's a Lee County man that got in trouble for slashing tires following a road rage incident. 37 year old Matthew Tobler, he was slashing tires of a vehicle, according to Lee County sheriff's office, and he was making obscene gestures, hand gestures at nearby motorists. And when a victim said that he, why would you approach the vehicle? There was an incident, a vehicle, a victim approached that Tobler's vehicle, he got out of the car, began threatening him with a knife, and then started slashing his tires before leaving the scene. So they were able to take, I mean, why, what the hell is wrong with, what is, I'm going to tell you what, people can't drive, that is for sure. I've got some stories.

I actually have a story that happened to me over Christmas that I'll share when I'm able to share it. But yeah, people cannot drive. And let's see, in Saudi Arabia's pressing Floridian, well, a man in Florida to give up his US citizenship over critical tweets. It's a Florida retiree. He made social media posts critical of the Crown Prince.

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Carla Sofia Gascon. And Gascon, the movie has gotten 13 nominations. And this guy got nominated for an Oscar. Oh, he did.

He did. Mr. Carla got nominated for an Oscar. Oh, but there's a catch. Mr. Carla got nominated for Best Actress Oscar. She sounds hideous. Well, she's a guy so. Yeah. Best Actress Oscar.

Yeah. And that was after the 2020 change in policy. When the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences, they wanted inclusion and all that stuff.

And you have to have Academy inclusion standards and, you know, things like that. So Amelia Perez has, you know, 13 nominations. And one of those is a dude who's up for Best Actress. And GLAAD was not happy. They said that it is a step backwards for trans representation. They're mad because they said that the representations in Amelia Perez, I'm reading their statement, are considered tropes in the portrayal of the trans community. But if you're trans, you're already playing to a trope. You're a living trope. I mean, I'm not.

If you want to do what you want to do on your own time, that's fine. But don't gaslight me. You're a trope. You are patterning your identity after stereotypical characteristics. And in most cases, they are greatly exaggerated to a caricature effect. That's a trope.

You embody trope in order to be trans. And so GLAAD was saying that they were upset with it. The alphabet. So one of the memes that's going around. Was it The Simpsons? I can't remember if it was The Simpsons. So they have, there's this gif where everybody puts their hands in a circle, you know, and then somebody has a peg in the center and somebody else's hand scoots the stick away.

So it's all that, that's the LGB hands and then the T comes in there and all the LGBs brush the T away. That's the, that's the, there's a reason for that because they're livid. So the Academy is like patting itself on the back for this. And now you got a dude who is up for Best Actress. I kind of hope he wins. Just because they all deserve it.

I hope, the women deserve to be robbed for even going along with us. So that's fine. They, it's, I, the guys that do, now here's the other thing, and Cain noted this, that Mr. Carla milkshake ducked himself, didn't he? Because Mr. Carla, I'm pulling this up, got really mad at the people in the gay and trans community that were criticizing his either performance in the film or his nomination for Best Actress. And the man known as Mr. Carla went off and I can't even read the statement. Yeah, it was basically go do something unflattering to yourself you unflattering unflatterer.

That's, yeah, that's to the extent of it. And apparently used, they got mad because he used slurs. What? Can you, if you're trans, can you get in trouble for using a trans slur? Like if you're trans, can you say tranny?

If you're a mechanic, can you say tranny? You know, talking about the same. So this, I want to see this just, I hope this explodes. I would watch the Oscars for that. Just to watch them all fight over that little gold statue, the golden calf as it were.

I'd watch the Oscars for that, would you? Just to watch them melt down over a clearly a dude. That dude looks like that chick on TikTok who runs down Republican women's appearances. Looks just like her. Face frozen, baboon ass lips. I mean, it just boom right there. Anyway, you're right. I hate everything.

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Intoxicated man charged with felony assault. He like bit the whole thumb off. How do you, what kind of jaws and teeth do you have that you can just chomp like that? That's actually kind of terrifying.

Think about it. Did it happen when he got tased? No, I mean, they were trying to get him in a cruiser. He placed his head through the sliding plexiglass partition and began shouting. And then he bit the officer's thumb, leaned all his body weight into the back rear seat, causing more pain.

Yeah, the guy they had to taser him a ton apparently to get him to release and they need to go to the hospital and like get part of it read. That's like terrifying. Hey, let's see this. Oh, the ultimate selfie has claimed 480 lives.

I don't know why people let him do it. It's like self cleaning ovens. I'm not kidding. The small Japanese city of Otaru, they're hiring security guards to manage tourists because tourists are like falling off bridges and being stupid. But there's also the Grand Canyon. Apparently, that's the world's deadliest selfie spot. People literally fall off the rocks into the canyon all the damn time. I did not know it was so prevalent.

They said that apparently between 2008 and 2021 alone, almost 400 people in selfie accidents have fallen like to their deaths. Really, somebody's campaign coffers really are struggling right now. So she gonna keep saying trans, trans, trans so that people will feel threatened and child. Listen, I want you. I am no child. Call me a child.

I want to find out which of those emails I actually have feelings. Mr. Chairman, I am reclaiming my time. You will not do that. I am not a child. I am reclaiming my time.

If you want to take it outside. Mr. Chairman, it could mean you will not. Okay, order. Now look, I'm not necessarily I would say a fangirl of Nancy Mace, but I'm not gonna lie.

First off, don't sit here and slay Mace for that. Every single time somebody is acting a fool. Every single time we got videos, somebody being a fool and one of these here in like the chamber like this. Jasmine Crockett, who's from Dallas is always one of them. Always one of them.

Every damn time. It is always her. And that's who it was. Jasmine Crockett. And it was Nancy Mace. Welcome back to the program.

Bottom of this third hour. And she's like, child, you know, whatever. And then she has the audacity. She's the victim, don't you know? Jasmine Crockett. I was pulling up this tweet. What did she say?

Oh, she goes, she goes, if you want to see the difference between House Stems and House GFA, watch this. Today, I introduced an amendment to reinstate the oversight subcommittee on civil rights and civil liberties. Oh, a sidebar.

Oh, now you want oversight? And then she goes, my Republican colleague threatened to physically fight me about that. Oh, my gosh. Well, first off, you you were condescending to her. And if because Jasmine Crockett behaved like a condescending brat is why. And when you were speaking to her, she thinks that this makes her look good. And I just feel like, you know, people are tired of it.

They just I think it's like Mace and others were just tired of it. Somebody said we can take it outside. Now she didn't say she's gonna fight her. She just said we can, you know, like talk about it outside maybe. Or it was cash me outside.

How about now? I mean, maybe, you know, was could be. But I don't know, I I've got questions, namely, why is all of her hair on one side of her head? But that's number one. But number two, why does she always do this? They always instigate and then when they get it back, they act like victims. Now some people are saying, well, this is, you know, so unbecoming of these representatives.

So unbecoming of them. Wait, this is where I it is not unbecoming if you if you put some noise to bed. That's not unbecoming to finally just, I get aggravated about that. Because sometimes I stay real quiet, even in the face of, you know, unrelenting nonsense. And then finally, when I do strike back, because I'm always harsh.

Then the PP Oh, that's so mean. Well, you should have been saying something when these people were trying to instigate. So I don't know. I I don't really think Mesa's in the wrong here. Do you?

Okay. I don't think she's in the wrong at all. Why are people Why are some of the right clutch in their pearls? I mean, for some of the stuff, I think she wore the letter A on her sweater. I was like, Geez, did you wear that?

Because it's tight. Come on. On this. She's not the wrong. I particularly love the giant cross earrings. I felt like they added some pizzazz to the whole scene. You know what I'm saying?

I got some too. But they would get caught in my turtleneck today, which I'm gonna wear for in perpetuity right now until it stops being freezing. Can't fight in those earrings. Oh, yeah, you can take them out. I don't recommend Oh, well, there it is. Son, you take them out. Did you call me son?

I'm a grown man. Do you want to just take this outside? Oh, my gosh. Child, I would have I don't know if I would have said what may said I would have been like, Okay, listen up fetus. I'd have maybe just like throwing it back in that way. I don't know if I would have been like, let's go outside. That was like her first response.

Oh, yeah, let's go outside. Man, her and Crockett just Crockett never stops. Ever. She's from Dallas. I forget who she replaced somebody worthless. I can't remember. So I that was I saw that I'm like, Yeah, she's really nice. It really isn't in the wrong here. Not really. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast.