Absurd Truth: JOY (Taylor's Version)

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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Hmm. Alright, so there's a couple here. I always like going for the weirdest ones first. Well, let's do, I'm gonna do the bug one.

I'm gonna do this one. Disney Springs after he got drunk during, no, wait, what is it? It's a, it was a show. Oh, it was the House of Blues.

Okay. Because it says at Hawthorne Heights show. So you're telling me a guy got drunk at a nightclub? And they're, they're like, wow, he's in trouble. Is that right?

Ryan Tomasko 38. He was arrested for trespassing, disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence. So this is all the way back in August, but apparently they're all doing this now. He got kicked out of this House of Blues show for being drunk.

And okay, so why is this news? So this is like the in front of kids? Who's got their kids at a nightclub? That's like taking your damn baby to a bar, not like a no, let me rephrase that to a tavern. There's a bar and then there are taverns. Y'all know what I mean?

Right? There's a difference. It's like having your baby in a tavern.

Know what I'm saying? Like, why would you bring your kids to a club? You know, where people are gonna be drinking and listening to a lot of music.

Why? I don't get it. And they're shocked when a guy drank and was falling all over the place. Look, my grandparents used to run a bar. Sorry, a tavern.

I saw many a drunk person get thrown out of it. Just saying. I don't know. Like you're shocked.

I mean, he shouldn't have fought with the officer, but I don't know. I don't know what I think about that one. Let's see this. We're running out of time.

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That's allfamilypharma.com slash Dana code Dana10. that she was 30 so it seemed less ridiculous if she wrote about taylor swift and she's she got fired from voxx or something like that no one can i don't know what her appeal is other than she's a good avatar for the stupidity on the left and it makes for you know content that that you can work around. But there were enough people on the left that said that they enjoyed or that they celebrated or that they felt joy over watching the CEO be gunned down in the middle of the street. Listen to this.

I'll do something about seven. I think that's why I felt along with so many other Americans, joy, unfortunately, you know, because I mean, joy, maybe not joy, but certainly not no, certainly not empathy. Because again, we're watching the footage. How can this make you joyful? This guy's a husband, he's a father, and he's being gunned down in the middle of Manhattan.

Why are they making joy for Americans that be murdered? So are 10. So are the 10s of 1000s of Americans, innocent Americans who died because greedy health insurance executives like this one, push policies of denying she's like somebody who read one missive one essay about health insurance in college, and now she thinks she's an expert. What is she even talking about? So because she doesn't like the way health insurance works, and by the way, health insurance is that way, because you stupid morons, the Taylor Lorenz is of the world make it that way.

We could have it be portable. We could have it to where you could make insurance companies compete, you could purchase across state lines, etc, etc, carry it with you wherever. But you know who fought against that Democrats did. Democrats fought against it. They were the ones who barred that that was Republicans that were trying to make that happen before Obamacare was passed. They had like 13 other proposals for all the people who get out there and say Republicans had no proposals to Obamacare. Those people who say that aren't educated enough to be included in this big kid conversation. The people who say that didn't pay attention enough to their own government.

And so they need to stay out of this conversation and let people who do know what happened actually continue on the merits of fact. Because there were 13 alternatives to Obamacare, and every single one of them were shot down by Democrats who controlled everything. And numerous proposals included the portability, you know, keeping it untethered from your work. It's asinine that your job has to provide you with your health insurance.

It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. You should be able to get it for yourself. It should be affordable. And you should be able to use it like you do car insurance or something. The other reason is people use insurance wrong.

That drives up the cost too. The dumb Taylor Lorenz's of the world. 50 years old and you act like a 15 year old bimbo. I don't get it.

Like what the hell is wrong with you like arrested development that one? Oh, I don't feel bad. Make sure you quote me accurately media matters.

And then please make note that I don't have enough middle fingers to give you salute. You George Soros lotion boys. Anyway, it's true.

Let's be real. This joy that you feel you created the situation. He's just running one of the companies and you created the regulations in which he has to operate.

You created the framework, he has to operate in that framework. Why are they mad? They're mad because of what they created. They're mad because they don't like the conditions of insurance.

They're mad because they made it a hellscape. Just so dumb. And Obamacare is trash.

It absolutely is trash. But that's what, you know, and the other difference and Kaye noted this, to even compare the healthcare CEO to Jordan Neely is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. The CEO had no idea what was happening. He was walking in a different direction and this cowardly trust fund socialist came up behind him and shot him. Jordan Neely was threatening to murder people in their faces after he's already tried to murder people. So this is just not even.

This is so goofy. But they felt joy. They felt joy. I bet she would have felt joy. I bet if they watched, if there had been footage of Jordan Neely threatening to kill people and getting in the faces of these of these women scaring the babies that were on the subway train on the subway car, I bet that the Taylor Lorenz's of the world would have felt joy at that too, wouldn't they have? Because they're psychos.

Would they have felt joy watching a mother try to shield her child as Jordan Neely was screaming about how he was going to kill them all? Does that get them off? Makes me wonder. These people are that messed up. How messed up are you that you actually have that enthusiasm over that kind of stuff? These people have a screw loose.

I'm not talking about the Jordan Neely's. I'm talking about like the CNN lady and this bra that we just played on Piers Morgan's whatever. What the hell is the matter with you? You soulless cretins. Y'all need Jesus and a Bible for Christmas. That's what y'all need. Good night. I was just there's not it's just aggravating.

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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So the Guardian, which is the left leaning POS over in Britain says that the college enrollment rate is falling at a concerning or the college enrollment levels dropping at a concerning rate. Fewer 18 year olds are enrolling, especially at four year schools, but the number of applications continues to grow. I think there needs to be a reworking of the college system entirely. I think it's absolutely stupid. It's a racket. I think that they try to charge you thousands of dollars to take stupid idiotic humanities classes that do nothing to enrich one's mind further one's education or have anything to do with their major at all whatsoever and I think that if any college receives any kind of federal money and they require these students to take these stupid courses as part of their what their degree coursework.

They should be penalized personally. I mean honestly, it's really as stupid. The way we run higher education is one of the dumbest aspects of this country. It really is and things left.

Thanks for doing that. Thanks for consolidating all of the tuition and the loans and driving up costs for everybody. Tokyo adopts a four day work week because they're desperate that women have more kids. They do have a huge issue over there as it relates to their population size. Their population growth has been super slow. They said their fertility rate plummeted to a record low of 1.2 in 2023. Super low fertility rate.

So they're implementing a four day work week for their employees beginning next year, offering them three day weekends and family friendly options. And they said that they have to do it to support families. Also, you know, it's a cultural thing and an economic thing. If you could have more families live comfortably on one income, you would probably see more.

If you had lower taxation and less government spending, you would probably see more able to make that choice. And I think that not just here in the United States, but I think that that goes for any any country, any anybody because this is something that's affecting everybody around the world. Here they go. Here they're setting up the narrative. Telegraph another left-leaning POS in Britain. America's economy risks massive Trump slump.

They're setting Trump up. I told you this was going to happen. We both told you. Kane and I told you. We talked about this.

Kane what? For weeks. They're going to do this. They said, here's the first sentence. Donald Trump risks tipping the US into recession if he follows through with the promises made on the campaign trail. So for Republicans, here's why Doge is going to have and we'll talk more about this.

Here's why Doge is going to have its work cut out for them. If even if they were to suggest all of these cuts to Congress, Congress still has to vote to implement them. That's number one.

Number two. You see these headlines. That's just the start of it. If you have Republicans actually commit to austerity and reduce government spending and lower taxes, they are going to hammer the GOP with headlines like these. Absolutely. They're going to hammer them with these headlines because and look what happened in Greece when they just tried to implement austerity.

People were riding in the streets. So just saying that's something to think about. This study says regularly posting on social media may worsen mental health in adults. Oh, I completely agree that. I completely agree with that. In fact, there's most adults I think on social media, not us, but everybody else. I think that they they live up to this headline hype.

Stick with us. I don't know if you saw the creche where they have like this. It's sort of like a giant diorama. I don't know how to put it. It's like a it's usually like a biblical story laid out in a scene.

It's like a 3D thing. It's called a creche and with Pope Francis, apparently, I guess they put one up and pull this up. It's he inaugurated a new nativity scene, Southern Missouri.

I call it nativity. Called Bethlehem 2024. It's in the lobby of the Vatican.

Now, okay, that all sounds well and good, right? You got a nativity in the lobby of the Vatican. I've been in the lobby of the Vatican.

It's huge, huge area. So they put this and Juan showing you the photo of it. Notice something that in the photo that Juan's showing you. What is the baby Jesus laying on? He's laying on one of them Hamas picnic blankets. And it's a symbol of the pro Hamas folks. And I guess it's part of the whole setup. What?

What? Jesus was a Jew, right? Yeah, Jesus was so totally Jewish. Jesus was a Jew. Jesus was Jewish. They called him rabbi for crying out loud. He was Jewish. Why is he laying on a pro Hamas picnic blanket?

And the creche? And oh, oh, guess guess who was with the Pope when he unveiled that? It was the PLO, the Palestine Liberation Organization Executive Committee member Ramzi Ramzi Khouri. And he was there on behalf of Mahmoud Abbas, the PLO president. Mahmoud Abbas. Huh.

And Khouri thanked Pope Francis for his unwavering support of the quote unquote palace. I don't like to say Palestine or Palestinian because it's a fake place and a made up ethnicity. So I don't like saying that because it is. It's not any I mean, you it's not supported by biblical history. It's not even supported by the Quran. It's not supported by any religious texts.

2000 years of antiquity don't support it as a singular place or an ethnicity of people. So Gaza, I like to say Gaza, Gazans, that's a correct term for that geographical area. And their government is literally Hamas, like they voted for them. So pro Hamas, it's accurate. So they had Khouri thanked Pope Francis for his support of the Gazan cause.

And they want to end the war on Gaza that their government started their government started the war killed a bunch of people. I just find it. I'm just shocked. That's who the Pope had with him. The Pope had him with him. There, unveiling this creche. What? Are you really?

That's who he had with him. Cain, what are you typing? Just say it. Say it.

Don't spray it. No, I was just saying I'm not sure Jesus ever had. Are they call those cafes?

I call them picnic blankets. Not sure Jesus ever owned one at any point in his life. Yeah, I don't. It's not historically accurate.

Tough one to get my mind around. I mean, it's just kind of weird that he has the Hamas, you know, Gaza guy there with him. And they're like, yes, you know, thank you for trying to end the war on Gaza. What do you mean the war on Gaza? Gaza had a war on Israel. Your elected government did it. Hamas. You still have babies in captivity.

The hell are you talking about? Oh, the war on Gaza. All you had to do was release the hostages.

You walking mental abortion. All you had to do was release the hostages. That's it. Oh, but you didn't want to. So now what? What are people supposed to do? My gosh, if someone busted into my house and kidnapped members of my family, I would literally boil everyone associated with it in acid after I flayed them publicly on my front yard. Oh, I'm not joking.

I would go further. See, I need a cane sidebar. Sidebar. I need to be in charge of torture. Yeah. So, but Dana, we live in a republic. This is why I can't be president because I come up with fun jobs like this.

Ministry of torture. Me. Just me.

Just me. Just make it with me and it can come in when I leave. But I would be really good at this. So good at this. Like I have a particular set of skills.

Okay. I have some skills. You want to know what my skills are? I can do a cat eye liquid liner like nobody's business. I can do it in three motions. I'm so good. Number one.

Number two. Ski ball. Oh my gosh. I, if there was an, if it was an Olympic sport, I will win so many gold medals for our country. I can do 100s all day long.

Boom, boom, boom. It's like a, oh, it's so, I'm so good at it, right? So, I got a particular set of skills. I can do things. I can parallel park in two moves. Anything. Give me a semi.

I'll parallel park it. I've, I've weird skills. I, I have crazy weird trivia, a crazy weird trivia mind. So, I can do, if you have really weird trivia nights, I'm your, I'm like your, you know, I'm your ringer. Bring me in.

Can't fold a fitted sheet. You know, can't do that. You know, but there's other things I can do well, but those are some of my top skills, right? And I feel like this would also be one of them. Devising ways of torturing one's enemies. And so, I'm totally fine with being in charge of that. Minister of torture. I wouldn't call it torture.

Minister of enhanced. No, I don't like interrogation. It's too aggressive.

And remember, they ruined that in the early aughts. They ruined the whole phrase. Minister of enhanced questioning? Sounds way less harsh than interrogation, doesn't it? Right? Or enhanced cooperation.

Yeah, I'm totally, that's, that's the technique. I'm totally fine with it. Remember, by the way, remember back in the aughts when it was all enhanced interrogation and waterboarding and I'm like, why are we feeling bad about waterboarding people caught literally in the battlefield in the war on terror? Why are we, I don't feel bad for you. If you're hanging out with terrorists, I don't care. Why waterboard? Just drown. Just keep them in there. Why? Why are we feeling bad for terrorists?

If you're capturing them in acts of terrorism, why is there any kind of feel badness about it? Right? I wouldn't be waterboarding because that's just an aggressive baptism.

I would keep you wonder. So. Anyway, I think we might just add our last band name of the year right there. Aggressive Baptism. Oh, that would be so good.

It's like a prog rock Christian band, right? Yeah. And everything is in like drop D. Be great. That was, that list will get debuted next week. Sweet. S-a-h. Alright, so back to my whole thing.

So, he has, he was conveying things of Mahmoud Abbas. Oh, but I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet because we got, we still have to touch on this but then there was the thing that they put out. Yeah, I don't know if it was the Vatican but it was like Catholic.org, their big magazine where they had the gender stuff. We gotta talk about this. All my Catholic friends are up in arms. They're like, live it at the Pope. They're living at this thing. They're mad. I'm like, it's Christmas. Why are your leaders doing this? Why? Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.