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This is, I don't think I have this one on. A Coconut Creek man confronts his son with a machete. And guess what, for the reason, guess the reason. I mean, I think I'd be as sad as somebody forgot my birthday, but I wouldn't threaten them with a machete. That's what this man did, though. That's why he was arrested. Coconut Creek man, Florida man, charged with assault with a deadly weapon. He threatened his son with a machete for getting to wish him happy birthday.

He forgot. It was on October 19 that the Coconut Creek Police Department responded to a domestic disturbance with a deadly weapon call. According to the records, a family matter escalated into a confrontation. Disagreement started in the living room.

It got worse when witters demanded that he leave the house and he refused. So he began packing up his son's belongings. And while doing so, he retrieved a machete and confronted his son. The son was upset. And he came towards the son with the machete and placed it down and finally kept moving his belongings. But of course, he had pushed his son in the chest. And apparently, I guess threatened to chop him.

I don't know. And that's when they so they arrested him. They said they recovered the machete. The victim was uninjured.

He said he didn't wish wish to pursue charges. That's all sad, though. The whole story is sad, isn't it? Oh, gosh.

A man driving a Florida man led a stolen truck led troopers on pursuit and then tried to hop into a drainage canal in Naples. You know what's in drainage canals? It rhymes with Gator. Yeah. Do you know that's not how rhymes work?

That's the point. 36 year old David Alfonso. He was driving a stolen Ford F-250. And he was being pursued by police. He took it out of Collier County. And the troopers tried to pull him over. He kept driving a high rate of speed. Then he stopped the vehicle, fled on foot and tried to hide in a drainage canal. He was arrested on a bunch of different charges because you can't get away. That's not gonna work for you. It's not gonna work for you.

Not gonna happen. This, let's see, a handcuff inmate escaped custody at a Florida hospital. And of all the cars to flee in, he left in a Maserati. Theodrick Collins, 36, was apprehended at Port Miami on October 19. He had several warrants.

He had earlier complained of chest pain, was transported to the emergency room, then he was medically cleared. He had managed to escape the officer and jumped into a waiting silver Maserati, according to Miami Dade. It had Bama plates. And they apparently he's still on the run. The dude is on the run. The plates are GBT 816. I don't think they're gonna ditch that Maserati, do you?

Yeah, bolo, silver Maserati with Bama plates. The dude was arrested in Mississippi for shoplifting, fleeing police, theft, reckless driving, numerous high speed chases before. So that's, yeah, there you go. But that did not mean the government was to be hostile to religion or even indifferent to religion, as many today argue. In fact, America's founding document, the Declaration of Independence, includes both a reference to God as the author of the laws of nature and a confident assertion that human beings are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights.

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And you know, it's rough. Because you've got all of these, all the left all I'm hearing is Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. They're like seagulls, but like bad ones that only say Hitler. You know, mine, Hitler.

It's just all I hear audio soundbite 11. So Trump is having his rally in Madison Square Garden. And Hillary Clinton, who has been salty ever since the country rejected her in 2016. And I'll have you remember, the left said it was because of racism. That's why she lost.

The old white woman lost because of racism in 2016. Sure. And she says that the rally that Trump is going to hold is, oh, Hitler. Yeah.

Eleven. Go ahead. The last thing that you'll see next week, Caitlin, is Trump actually reenacting the Madison Square Garden rally in 1939. I write about this in my book.

President Franklin Roosevelt was appalled that neo-Nazis, fascists in America were lining up to essentially pledge their support for the kind of government that they were seeing in Germany. So I don't think we can ignore it. Wait a minute. I'm curious. So she's accusing him.

He's having this thing next week. She's accusing him of reenacting it. I had to go back and I mean, this was like back in the oldie times, the olden days when this happened. I had to go back and look at like the photos from the period. And I mean, there was it was the Bund organization that had a rally and it like went off the rails. And I mean, they actually had like Nazi imagery and signs and stuff like that.

I mean, the photos that I'm seeing. Where does she get the idea that this is somehow a reenactment? Because it's people with whom she disagrees that are going to be in one place that back in Czech's notes, 1925, it was an indoor area that in New York City, it was there and I built in 1925 closing MSG the third that I'm just curious the she thinks that why is it a reenactment? Are they going to be doing like Nazi stuff?

I mean, when you say something's a reenactment, I'm just assuming that that's what it'll be. But I you know, that's not what actually is happening. She just because people disagree with her, they're Hitler. And because they're getting in one a bunch of people who disagree with her are going to be in one place specifically, then it's a Nazi rally. Is that I got that correct? So wait a minute.

Is it? I know, just let me clarify, is it because they're going to be a Madison Square Garden that makes it a Nazi rally? Or is it because there are people who disagree with her on things like health care, and taxation, and, you know, international relations and things of that nature? That those people that disagree with her on their issues are going to be at Madison Square Garden.

And I asked that because, like, there's a lot of stuff at Madison Square Garden are all these people Hitler? Cindy Lauper is going to be there. Or she was wait. She was there last night, right? Yeah. Cindy Lauper was there last night.

Her fell were farewell tour. Was that a Nazi event? I'm just curious.

I mean, Duran Duran is going to be there on the 31st. For crying out loud. Is that? I'm curious. Is that a Hitler thing?

Or is it just this is so dumb. It's like there's Hitler drink water. Do you drink water Nazi Hitler breathe air? Do you drink air Nazi?

Everyone who wears shoes is a Nazi. Yeah. This is just so dumb. Or is it? Well, they disagree with me. And they're and they're Hitler.

Well, what? And none of these reporters and Caitlin Collins just sat there like a, you know, frog in a log just go. And just staring at the camera. At no point did she go, I'm sorry, Mrs. Clinton, but what exactly makes it a Nazi rally? She did not ask that at any point. That would that's the most obvious question to ask. But she didn't ask it.

She just sat there. Oh, just what? Well, why not?

Well, excuse me, Miss Clinton. What in fact makes it a Nazi rally? I'm curious. Is it because they disagree?

What about it? Are you saying that they hate Jewish people? Are they advocating for genocide? What makes it a Nazi rally? Specifically? Can you can you articulate that? I think it's incredibly important in an era where the guy about whom you're speaking, there have been two attempts on his life.

It'd be nice to maybe he was literally shot in the head. So I don't know, maybe you could substantiate your Hitler claims, please, ma'am. See, that's a reasonable request.

And if she's not just, you know, a blowhard, then she'll be like, well, you know, when they're calling for genocide and talking about putting people on railroads, I mean, you know, that's exactly what, you know, she could have said anything. No one asks this. What do you what do you mean you reenact something? What does that even mean?

Reenact? How? What? They just say this stuff. Who out there believes this?

If anybody out there believes this, they should not vote. I am so done with stupid people. People are dumb. I love what Tommy Lee Jones said in Men in Black.

A person is smart. People are sheep. Oh, my gosh. That's like scripture. That's so true.

And what, wait, who's caught by this? And then, yeah, you have the view, they're still mad. The Washington Post is mad. By the way, my friend Stephen Miller, not that Miller with the campaign, but another person had said, he made this remark and was talking about this this morning, that the media and everyone else, if they do think that Trump is Hitler, many of them are still not endorsing Kamala Harris over him.

So I'm gonna throw that out there. But it's not, you also have Mitch Landrieu, whose wife was the governor of Louisiana and was in charge when Hurricane Katrina came in. And there was just disastrous response. And do you remember, everybody was working overtime to make sure that Mary Landrieu did not get the blame for failing to call in the National Guard and all that stuff. They were trying to blame W for it.

I mean, there's a lot of things to get, if you want to pick a bone with W, I mean, there's plenty of stuff, but that's not one of them. Audio Sunday 14, listen. You've never had in the history of the country, a president want to be like Adolf Hitler. I mean, that's just such an extraordinary statement that have come from now a number of people that it should cause everybody in America to stop and think about how devastatingly impossible that is to contemplate, have somebody like that sitting behind the Oval Office.

The third part. He wants to be like Hitler because he's not a Democrat. Well, you know, because he disagrees with us on economic policy and taxation and government spending and he disagrees with us on trade and he disagrees with us on regulation for some things. And I mean, just like Hitler. I am just done.

I'm done. We're going to have another week of this, another week of Hitler, of Trump, Hitler. Yeah, you never had the history of the country, someone who wanted to be like Hitler. Do you guys want him to die?

I feel like they want him to get shot again. Think about it. If there if it goes back to that question, like if there was a baby Hitler, would you kill him? Like if you went back in time and saw a little baby Hitler in his crib, would you kill him?

Right. I mean, I you get you talk and you demean someone like that and you dehumanize them to the point where you can justify anything done against them, then it's not beyond the realm of extraordinary that someone would try to kill him. If they think, golly, this guy's as bad as Hitler. Go back to when, what's his face, that lunchbox went and tried to shoot up a congressional ball field. And do you remember what they found in his vehicle when they secured the area and they had evacuated law enforcement, you were the congressional members and law enforcement was there on site?

And do you remember what they found in his vehicle? He had a manifesto of sorts, but he also had a kill list and it was all Republican members and he was livid about health care. And that was about the time that the left was promoting this idea that Republicans wanted to kill everyone's parents and they were going to kill you because they were going to take your health care away and leave you to die and bleed out in a ditch. I mean, that's, you know, pretty much what they were messaging. I don't believe that, you know, speech hurts, but I do believe that you have a responsibility and particularly if you are an elected official, I think you have a responsibility in that public sphere to be a little bit more cautious. I mean, we have people out there who are pretending that, you know, a man can be a woman or that abortion doesn't involve murder, doesn't involve the ending of a life. So they can twist all kinds of definitions around and make it appear however they want. And so of course, yes, this person is just like Hitler.

So of course you can justify any atrocity committed against them. And that ultimately is what this is. I mean, I don't know how else to analyze it.

I mean, that's, I don't know. And then you have this, Audio Soundbite 28. When they're not calling them Hitler, they're insulting the people that are giving the Trump Vance ticket their momentum. Racism is alive and well.

And here's an example of it, Audio Soundbite 28. But the sharpest divide in our politics today is education. It's whether you have a college degree or not. That is the likeliest determinant of whether you're going to vote Republican or Democratic. And that's why we're seeing larger numbers. And I met some of them in western Pennsylvania of Latinos and black voters who are moving toward Trump. So white George Packer asserts that black and Hispanic voters are shifting towards Trump because they're stupid. You heard him say it with his own mouth.

He's the guy who writes at The Atlantic. And he's saying that they are dumb. They're uneducated, which is why they support Trump.

Well, there's a great, there's an ad right there. What a great get out the vote effort to try to shame people when all else fails. Actually, they haven't even tried all else.

They've just said bend the knee. They haven't even tried to make their case. They haven't tried to go out and court voters. They've tried to shame people and emotionally manipulate voters, but they haven't gone out to try to court them.

And when people rebuff their initial advances, oh, it's because you are the problem. You are uneducated. That's racism. That guy's a racist. That's no joke. No cap.

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I was making the joke on break, I'm sitting here looking at new stuff. You know, we're all like dealing with the election, and like screaming and flailing, and Geddy Lee's gonna release a 72 stories book about his baseball memorabilia collection. Yes, the Geddy Lee from Rush. It's coming out in May, he's got, I didn't even know this. He's, it's a book about his baseball memorabilia auction. Collection of stories from some of the favorite items in my collection, he goes, maybe I'll release it on opening day next year, I don't know.

He's just over here doing Geddy Lee stuff, Geddy Lee being Geddy Lee. This is crazy, a pregnant woman fell 17 stories in an apartment building, and her unborn baby survived. This was wild. This happened in England, and she's come to her injuries, but her baby was, I mean, delivered and okay, according to the BBC.

She was in the Shakespeare Towers, not faulty towers, 17 story building in West Yorkshire, and 17 feet, and the baby is gonna be okay. That's just wild, so thank heavens for that. Mount Everest gets a little taller every year because it's sitting up straight. I just wanted to let that sit there, see what you guys did. No, apparently that's an actual thing.

They said that tiny changes in elevation add up over a millennia, and as a result, its highest peak gets a little bitty bit taller every single year, which, I don't even know how all that works, but okay, sure, you know, I'll take that, yeah. This, Kane, you're gonna like this headline, because it's all about the bird flu stuff. Officials find no evidence that bird flu is spreading between people after a Missouri investigation. Health officials said yesterday that there's no evidence that bird flu is spreading between people after they were investigating infections in Missouri. The illness reported last month was different from the other 30 bird flu infections in people so far this year. They said there's no evidence for any kind of person-to-person transmission.

The H5N1, it's been spreading wildly, but it's not doing that, so stop it and knock it off. That's what they said. A turd-shaped monument honoring the January 6th mob was installed on the National Mall. It's a sarcastic statue, and apparently it features a bronze-shaped pile of feces resting atop a desk with Nancy Pelosi's name on the name plate there, and they said that the memorial honors the brave men and women who broke into the building.

It's supposed to be some sort of satirical thing. It's watched by a security guard. It's going to stay there for seven days.

Please tell me that no one actually crafted it out of bronze. Really? Stick with us.

We've got more in store. Neiman Marcus has changed the name of its Christmas book gift catalog to holiday book. I don't know if I agree with the headline that Daily Mail has that Neiman Marcus bans the word, but they did just change the name of their gift catalog. They've talked about their Christmas book before.

The Christmas book at Neiman's is what you look at when you like to pretend that you're a billionaire, because some of the stuff in there is insane. I'm going to look, because they didn't ban it, but they did change it. They removed Christmas, and they made it a holiday.

I don't know what to make of this. I don't think it's because they hate Jesus. Maybe they feel like they've got to be, I don't know, more... Do you honestly think that Jewish people are going to be like, I can't buy from that catalog?

It says Christmas book. Do you honestly think that? I don't understand why. I also feel like we're...

Does it matter? Because everybody's too broke. Everybody is too broke to even care about what kind of gift book it is, right?

You think people can't... I can't afford anything in here. Did you see some of the stuff in here? Usually it'll be like, here's a $500 frother or something stupid, right?

Here's a $50,000 refrigerator that'll sing a song to you every morning and tweet. It's like goofy stuff like that in there. And I got this headline for Cane. What? Specifically.

What? Cane, dost thou like oat milk? Oat milk? No. Do you think oat milk is good or bad?

I would say you can do without it. There's this meme where God is Jesus and Jesus is asking one of the angels, what are they doing down there? And the angel goes, oh, they're getting milk from nuts. And he's like, but I gave them all these animals. He's like, yeah, they don't like any of that milk. God's like, what? What?

What are you doing? Here's the headline, oat milk linked to another cancer-causing chemical as people flock back to dairy. Oh my Lord. Yeah.

Okay. Oak milks, say that fast. The Health Halo, whoever wrote this, I hate you, is rapidly disappearing. They said that there are emulsifiers and plant-based milks with, that's not milk. It's cloudy water with research links to cancer. And the WHO, if take it or leave it, they say it's carcinogenic. And a lot of it's chemical stuff that they spray on it, like weed killer, glyphosate and that, whatever.

There's no such thing as almond milk or oat milk or any plant-based milk. It's cloudy water. You're getting cloudy water, dirty, cloudy water. It's like when a man pretends he's a woman and wants to secrete milk, that's not what that is. Okay. Same thing. That's what you're getting. You're getting nature's pus.

That's what this is. Die already. Die already. Die already. Yeah. You know what? I'm driving it home. Oat milk is of the devil.

Can we not? I get really excited about dairy items. I don't know why, but they're like, it's bad. Like it's not milk. Just be like, I want to, I don't want dairy. And if you don't want dairy because it's a health issue for you, nobody cares.

You don't have to. Why is it that people who get, they're like, I'm not getting dairy in my coffee. I don't get these people.

I don't get it. The majority of dairy. Now, if you look in the ingredients, you look at like, if you like half and half or heavy cream or whatever, you'd like to add that to your coffee. Polysorbate 80 is a big part of that for the majority of the brands that are out there for sale, especially the ones that are a little cheaper and it's not good for you. So you may want to consider whole milk. You may want to consider something that hasn't been fully pasteurized.

You want to make sure that your body's getting the right bacteria. Or you just get a cow and go out to the field and lay under there of a morning. I'm just saying.

Probably not the best. That last part of the idea. Take your coffee cup.

Go out there and get a, see, I would be for that. I'd be right fresh from the tea. I mean, nature's milk actually literally is just saying nature's milk. It's not dirty, dirty water, white water. That's all that is. People know that, right? It's just dirty nut water. It's Friday. Indulge me. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.