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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Alright, so first up, we've got, I don't know where to start. We've got a video. This is crazy. Do we have this video? So, it's a Florida man who's getting arrested.
It's in Southwest Miami-Dade. I can't play. Can we actually play it?
Are we safe to play it? No audio. Okay, no audio.
If we're going to be safe and not have any audio. Okay. So, it's... It's censored. It's censored.
Okay. I just hit you again. What the f*** did you do about it? For the first time, we are seeing body camera video when Miami-Dade police say they were assaulted by a quadriplegic man. A case so unusual, even a judge at first appearance seems surprised.
I have truly never seen a case like this. It happened May 1st. Police were called to the Southwest Miami-Dade home of Brian Amasta. Also known as El Valiente.
His stage name when he's performing music. According to the report, Amasta and his mother, seen here in red, were involved in an argument. But when mom is put in handcuffs, this happens. When we interviewed Amasta back then, he told us this. They claimed that I hit them with my wheelchair. Did you? I absolutely did not. The report stated that you spit at an officer.
Right. So, I have... I suffer from acid reflux, so I normally spit.
And I spit like a totally different direction. But this is the video. Amasta also told us he felt humiliated during his arrest because he was separated from his motorized wheelchair, which he says was damaged when it was put on a flat bed. You see one officer appearing to text someone, joking that they were going to put him on the tow truck.
Officers later seen inspecting their legs, Amasta charged with two counts of battery on a law enforcement officer. Yeah. So there you go right there.
So that's one Florida man. Yeah. All right. So that's okay. Good. Yeah, we got that. Glad we got that one in.
Oh, my word. A Florida man got revenge on an in-laws neighbor. The nightmare neighbor cut down his mom's trees, so he got revenge. It's a British Florida man who apparently got mad over his mother-in-law's neighbor. They cut down a bunch of palm trees that separated their property.
And so he formed a privacy hedge. And so they, and it was for their pool. What do they call those? The little, the lanai? Is it like a lanai? Is that what it is?
Where they have the glass thin pool? I don't understand. It's a Florida thing. And so they basically are cutting down all the greenery on each other's property. That's, that's what, and there's like different videos. I can't, we can't actually show the, well, we can show part of it. But don't show the part where they say the blankie neighbor.
Got to be careful with that one. So he built a 68, 68 feet of planter, a planter box. Boxes. And I guess trying to dare the neighbor into doing something there.
So I don't. The planter boxes look great, though. The planter boxes do look great. I have to say they look very nice.
So I don't know if that was like intentional from the neighbor that cut the trees down or what but like it ended up looking very nice. So we have this we also got the Florida man who I got the Oh, gosh, I don't want the people at the adult store. And I really don't want the people who got into who literally who went to Taco Bell, husband and wife went to Taco Bell, and they end up getting into a fight and they threw the entirety of the contents of the bag of Taco Bell at each other during the fight.
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Okay. We got to talk about these biohacking freaks. This is I mean, I don't I don't know if I want to laugh or Well, I don't know what I want to do.
This is so weird. Have you heard about first off, there was the dude. How old is he's like in his 50s. And he's like, I want to be. Like as biologically young as my son.
Right. And he like, it sounds like he kind of uses his kid as a guinea pig. He's like, I take my son's blood and I run tests and I do.
And he's like, from what I understand that guy who started this biohacking thing. He he looks silver. He looks weird. All I can tell is that he grew his hair out, got a ton of Botox, and maybe dipped himself in colloidal silver. I don't know.
I don't really notice much of a difference, right? He still looks the same age. Sure. I'll go ahead if you if you want to tell me that you think that you're biologically 19. Okay, I really don't care. I don't know you. I'm not going to send you flowers when you die. I don't care. I don't even know when you die. I won't even be notified because we don't know each other. So I don't care.
So just you know, I do what you want to do in your own life. But now it's a big thing. I've got to Oh, got to talk about this story. So now it's like the new CrossFit. Everybody's biohacking guys, everybody.
And it's starting to be stretched from here's a freak rich dude who's like injecting all this weird stuff into him. And now it's like just people eating healthy, just like they're biohacking. Oh my gosh, that's insufferable. So we all all agree that people who do CrossFit talk all the time about CrossFit, right? And people who are who are keto are like, I'm keto. We know it because they tell us, right? Or people who are like, I love cycling. We know it because they tell us when they're not hogging the road. Anyway, this couple from New York Post biohacking couple plans to live longer than anyone on the planet. Oh, good for you.
Nobody cares. So it's this couple and they're in and I they're in there. They're doing this, this profile for the New York Post and I guess they had a photographer come to their house. I'm gonna tell you something if your house is all white, and it looks like it's been staged. I think you're crazy. I don't trust you. Nobody's house looks like that your house should look lived in.
Okay. It shouldn't look like a doctor's waiting room. So they're from they say they're from the Midwest and they want to live longer than anyone on the planet. I'm sure they're very nice.
They're the lens the lenses, right? One of them was a see a chief revenue officer at a marketing agency. Somebody else founded a talent agency.
I don't know. They sound like well, we're they sound like your typical couple on house hunters. Well, I make miniature dollhouse furniture. Yes, and I do underwater basket weaving.
We have a budget of $50 million. Like that's what they sound like, right? So they he, I just need to share this with you. So they were talking about how they got together even so he started as the biohacker.
The guy was the biohacker first, right? They want to live to 150 years old. And they spend six figures a year on their quest for longevity. I don't know who likes this world enough to want to live that long, right? All your friends are dead.
You're going to be stuck with zoomers. I'm sorry, guys, but just saying. So she's like, the wife is like, I've been committed to wellness for years. And when I met my husband in person, he asked her for detailed information about health and biology, because they he wanted to make sure that they were going to be suitable to each other for over a century.
What? So, yeah, that's what they did. He made sure that they all had they had to pass all the tests. He had she had to pass the medical and metaphorical tests according to the independent. He the pair follow a strict daily routine.
It sounds like there's no fun at all. So they wake up, he wakes up before her and they both begin their day with pulsed electromagnetic field therapy using the clinical grade device in their home. They follow that up with a workout and a walk to soak up a bit of sunlight as soon as it rises. Then they sit down for an organic homemade breakfast. In the afternoon, they try to get more sun and take a cold plunge if the man works from home.
Then they use the hyperbaric oxygen chamber and nano V a device that claims to repair everyday cell damage. And for dinner because apparently they don't eat lunch. She cooks an organic dinner where she sits down to eat with her husband at 530pm. They take a long walk through the hills and then they begin their wind down routine. They do a sauna session and then switch the house to red lights at sunset. They're in bed by 9pm every night.
They hope that their strict routine will help them to welcome their first child soon. Well, that's not how that's done, but okay, good for you. They sound like a blast, right? You want to go have some organic quinoa and cicadas over at the lenses and sit in their red lights?
Wouldn't it be like sitting under them fryer lights at a fast food place? I feel like this goes too far. Am I wrong, Kane?
Does this go too far? They actually have a cold tub day. The only time I get into cold water is accidentally. There's health benefits to it. I don't care. I don't want to live to be 150 at all.
I have zero interest. Yeah, that's those are the years where someone have you looked around and seen stuff. People are wearing high-waisted jeans and they want afraid him. It's horrible.
Have you listened to the music? Have you seen what they're trying to get you to eat? They're putting all this bug stuff in your food. Who the hell wants to live to 150? Take me back to the days when Grandma used to put the bacon grease in a jar under the sink and everybody drank.
Take me back. I'm just saying. You don't want to live to 150, do you? Where someone else has to wipe your butt and stuff.
Those are the years that I'm not interested in experiencing. I mean, they literally hold their faces up against this wall of red light little bubble lights. It just does not sound fun. And then all their photos, it's just so weird, dude. It's so weird. I don't know what I think about this. I mean, you do you, but it's annoying, isn't it? They don't end up like Jimmy Carter watching planes fly by. Yeah, they're going to be willed out there and watching. Oh, my gosh.
I just so I had to talk about that because they keep seeing it over and over again. There was another story of this woman who was like, oh, I'm a biohacker and I have 11 grandkids. You're not a biohacker. You just eat healthy, Cynthia. Come on. That's not biohacking. Stop it.
I can't, man. It's but I'd rather have those people live into 150 than like Jimmy Carter. Right?
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Stop it. The average respondent says that they have three pings of guilt. What is a ping? They have three pings of guilt a month. And they said on average, Americans consume about six hours of content per day. And they said in World Mental Health Day, that's what, oh my gosh. Well, just, you know, I think a lot of it is because social media is so curated. It really is. And everybody only sees like the best of what somebody, just stop it, just stop.
And honestly, everybody just needs to stop pretending to be perfect on social media, really. D.C. hotels are nearly sold out for the inauguration even before Election Day. So here's my question. Like, if it's a bunch of Democrats and then the Democrat loses, so then what's the, what's the recourse?
Right? Like, do they all just like become available? I'm curious. But they said that all the hotels are sold out for the inauguration already even before Election Day. Interesting. So good luck if you're thinking that you want to go and stand in the crowd.
It's not going to happen. This is crazy. A woman was decapitated. She jumped to her death in front of horrified wedding guests in Manhattan.
Oh my gosh. They said that this elderly woman fell to her death from a Manhattan sky rise on, in front of horrified wedding guests. And as her body hit the side of the building on the way down, it knocked her head off. She's 81, was 81 years old. This is like a horrific story, geez. Yeah, she fell and hit the side of the building and took her head off as she hit the, it was the Regis Apartments in Upper East Side.
It was Saturday around 3.30. And they said she got caught on the railings and balconies on the side of the building and it just like knocked her head right off. And the arm, the head and the arm. And they literally ended up on the terrace of another apartment while the rest of the body fell down. That's just absolutely horrifying. Oh my gosh.
That's like, that's like a horror movie death. NASA plans to blast Planet Killer, stop it, Planet Killer asteroids with 1000 strong army of spacecraft or even a nuke. Stop, let it hit us. Let it hit us. Like we can all go to the bunker and all the people that are like voting for Marxists, they can stay out on the Earth's surface and get pummeled. I'm fine with that. They said that it's a race against time. They're, they're trying to stop dinosaur killing asteroids from wiping out Earth by unleashing a 1000 spacecraft or even a nuke as a way to do it. Or you could just like call Bruce Willis. You know, Bruce Willis went and handled all this before already, right? Stick with us.
We got a lot more on the way. Northwestern University's banned fat jokes. I think it was probably a fat person that did it. They said that making weight related jokes counts as harassing conduct that may create a hostile environment. You'd think Northwestern administrators would focus on weightier issues, said a commentator. So Northwestern University in Illinois via campus reform has a policy to discipline community members who make weight related jokes. The restrictive provisions fall under the university's policy on discrimination, harassment, harassment and sexual misconduct per the Daily Caller. The policy? Well, you could land in some super hot water if you make a fat joke, according to the policy.
Quote, Northwestern prohibits discrimination and harassment on the basis of race, color, religion, creed, national origin, ethnicity, case, sex, pregnancy, sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, parental status, marital status, age, disability, citizenship status, veteran status, genetic information, reproductive health, decision making, height, weight or any other classification protected by law per the policy. That's a lot. I fell asleep towards the middle there. What are we talking about? I forgot the last things they said. They said that displays of electronic or electronic transmission of derogatory, demeaning or hostile materials related to one or more of the actual or perceived protect. What if you identify as fat and you're thin and then you want to be offended?
Are you protected? You identify? Who are you to argue?
You know their weight fluid? Who are you to argue? Whether or not somebody identifies as such. The disciplinary measures could range from verbal or expulsion. Professors could lose their tenure.
Ooh, ooh. They had Campus Reform reported that there was a course at another university called the F word examining the science, culture and politics of fatness. So they don't like the word fat. So you can't make fat jokes. You can't make any jokes.
You can't. None of it. Oh, my gosh. They're this is these are these are rules for kindergartners, not for adults. But it feels like we've been through this before. Yeah.
Is this another wave of it? Yeah. Because back then I just thought just call them Gigi's, which is greater gravity. Oh, yes, they are.
You know what? They're there. It's unfair. They they have an oversized command of gravity.
That's actually unfair. It's a positive spin and you're not saying fatty or anything like that. It's just greater gravity.
They're just Gigi's. Gravity hijackers. What to do when your neighbor commands more gravity than you?
I am gravity deprived. They I mean, it's they they I mean, they're they're doing these classes like they have a class in New Mexico at their University of New Mexico in Albuquerque, where they it's they don't call it that but it's basically a literally like a fat studies class. And students are required to put together a plus sized outfit for some reason. And consider anti fatness as another form of oppression. I don't even know what anti fatness means. There's like a whole thing.
Oh, yeah. industry that's on anti fatness. fat liberationist movements.
Is that a thing? That's how they justify giving you like these hydrogenated oils instead of you know what the I thought that was just like the ice cream truck. The fat liberationist movement. I have an idea.
I do too. They can I can I. Here's one of the assignments that they have. This is one of the assignments that they have at the fat class and the new the New Mexico thing, quote. For this assignment, you will be online shopping, you will put in this so lazy. We need the exercise go out to the mall, you will put together two outfits for the same occasion of your choosing. One will be a straight sized outfit and the other will be a plus sized outfit. Then you're going to reflect on the experiences of shopping for straight size clothing versus shopping for plus size.
Well, my first initial thought was that one, the underwear comes on hangers, and the other doesn't. The second thing was why? Who cares? Why is this a thing? Are you supposed to be?
Are you supposed to feel bad over the other people's choices? Or why is this a class? What how does this benefit society? How does this make the economy stronger? How does this make us more energy independent? How does it help our supply chain issues where it contains the ingredients for antibiotics? How does this help us build more refineries? How does this help contribute to greater stabilization with regard to foreign policy? How does it do any of that?
How does it help make us more energy independent? Oh, it doesn't. This is this is like the stuff that crumbling societies teach. This is stuff that you find in rotting decayed empires.
This is how empires die when they start doing this kind of stupid stuff. I just I don't know. What did you say?
Say it say this game. Instead of fat, we just use the the name people who were fooled by a government food pyramid. I think that's more accurate. Pefigifup. Sounds right.
Okay, because the food pyramid. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.
