Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Oh my gosh, this is a real actual headline. A Florida man was arrested after his 15 month old daughter ate his freshly rolled joint. Say deputies.
Yeah. What in the world? This was in Bunnell, Florida. His 15 month old daughter, Florida Man, was arrested. She had to be hospitalized. She ate the, apparently she ate the whole thing. They said she was hospitalized. I don't know. I don't know.
Like what? Yeah, what did he put on there? Couldn't have been marijuana if she had to go to the hospital, I think.
The man reported to police that his niece's child was visiting her father at his home and had to be taken to a local hospital. The house was in complete disarray. There was dog feces and urine all over the floor, garbage throughout.
Nails in the floor. Air conditioning wasn't working. I say that's worse than the weed. Yeah. Well, I'm immediately like, screw the weed right now. There's no AC in this house. And it's Florida.
And it's June. They said Spiegel halter. That's his name.
Cody Spiegel halter. He was at home. He had rolled a joint for himself, put it down, went to use the restroom. And that's when his 15 month old daughter grabbed it and ate it. And then they said that there was, now here's why I think that there was mushrooms. And they said THC wax. I don't know what that does in plain view. Yeah, so they had like shrooms in that in plain view.
So maybe there's something I don't know. But they they she was taken to the hospital, then they sent her to a pediatric hospital for treatment. So to your point, Cain, there was something else in that.
Something else was in that besides just especially if they had all of these other things out on the table. So he was arrested for child neglect, without great bodily harm. He's still in Flagler County, Georgia. He's still in a $25,000 bond. Wow, wow, wow.
Let's see here. This Florida man stole money from a 12 year old who was selling snacks. What is up with people? So this is in Tampa. A Florida man robbed a 12 year old Miami Dade boy. He was trying to raise money through his snack selling business WFLA reports. Noel Prince started the caveman snack shack a year ago to save money for his football and other stuff. And he said he wanted he goes, I wanted to be independent on my own. He goes because one day I knew my mom wasn't going to be here.
He's 12 years old. He was going to a 711 where he sets up shop when 59 year old Michael Hughes ran up and stole his bag, which contained $40. Police say Prince chased Hughes who took the money out of the bag for tossing the bag and a rock at the 12 year old.
And Prince goes, I don't know. I think he just needed the money real bad. But that's not how you earn money. This kid is going to be a business owner. He's getting capitalist. Yay.
He said he still plans to run his business, but he's going to be more careful. He goes and put my money my money back at the back from now on and I'm not going to have money in the bag when we go out. So the other guys facing charges robbery and aggravated battery. You rob a 12 year old. I deserve to have your a double snakes kicked.
Good heavens. This woman in Costa Rica. Can you imagine like, being on vacation and you think you get what you think is like a tchotchke and it actually is like a has historical value and then you get in trouble for it. So this Tampa mother, she was in Costa Rica. And she, you know, got flagged by customs on her way home. She just gone into a souvenir store. And she paid $40 for what she thought was just a piece of pretty pottery. And so she's going through customs.
Kane's already getting uncomfortable. She's going through customs, and they stop her. And they go, is this a pre-Columbian artifact? Like, first off, how do you know that? How do you look at a piece of pottery?
Like, are you like a pre-Columbian art history, like, you know, yeah. And she, she said she was shocked the woman, Christine Merrill. And she said, I paid for this in a certain souvenir store $40.
I don't understand. And they said she had to sign paperwork, pay a fine. And they said that they had, she had to give them restitution. She tried to call the US Embassy, nothing like that. I mean, it was like a big ordeal.
And she finally was able to get home. But now she it sounds kind of like a racket, if I'm being honest. But they took her into custody for a period because they told her that it was like a piece of like some kind of pre-Columbian artifact. And they confiscated some stuff from her and she was just shocked.
That is kind of unnerving because like, you think that like, if it's a straw market or something, and you think like you're supporting local artisans, like what, you know, now, come on. I agree with Annie Oakley, who said, quote, I would like to see every woman know how to handle guns as naturally as they know how to handle babies. Now I myself regularly concealed carry nine millimeter. Now that said, not every woman is like me has had the hours of training that I've had or feels comfortable around firearms due to years of use, or maybe they're by a gun-free zone. I'd like to change that what I can while encouraging self-defense at the same time.
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That's B-Y-R-N-A dot com slash Dana. This debate tonight, obviously, we're going to be watching and we're going to have ways that you can participate, including the debate bingo. Everyone keeps asking if it's going to be a drinking game. I don't know why you guys have a death wish.
Why do you guys have a death wish? Have you seen the people asking this, Kane? Yeah.
I mean, there's entire thread discussions over it. And I'm just like, why are you people? I would like to be able to say hi tomorrow. So, you know, come on, you guys. Don't go out like that.
Remember, it's the sweet meteor of death. So this, so that's, we're gonna we're gonna have the big debate tonight, where I have some, I'm gonna be on Fox. Tonight, I don't know what time yet, but we'll have all of that. I'll be on Fox this evening.
Doing some of the pre debate stuff. And then of course, obviously, we're going to have all the stuff this, you know, tonight, where we're gonna have our live thread. I was thinking about converting it to a live chat because Lorraine said that she'd host it. So that may happen.
It may switch over. Surprise, Lorraine. But anyway, it's it's going to be a packed evening. It's going to be a late night.
And so that's, you know, it's going to be good. The drugs that he's going to be on. We had a listener who said adrenaline. Can you just give somebody a shot of adrenaline? I've never seen that done, except in Pulp Fiction. That what they do when people are having a heart attack or something? Just inject the heart with adrenaline really quick? Well, again, my knowledge of drugs extends to cops, Sudafed, and Pulp Fiction. So yeah, so isn't that what he used when What's Her Face had her? Wasn't it adrenaline that they said?
Okay, anyway, I don't mean to like go on a like side trip here. But he's, I am so anxious to see what condition he's in. And I know you all are all as well. But the debate kicks off 9pm. Eastern 8 Central.
And it's going to be 90 minutes. I want to show you can we get the the the so they have, you know, no audience, they're not they're going to make it to where they can't talk over each other. I've got to show you this debate button or the but the what is it the mute, it's a mute signal. It's a mute indicator. They don't get a mute button for the on the mic for their podium.
They don't get that. But apparently, I don't know who controls it. If it's the debate hosts that control it, I the moderators, I don't know. So I need you to watch this because CNN is so proud that they discovered an on off switch guys watch. If we go behind the podiums, you can see two green lights. When they're on, they signal to the candidate, his microphone is on. When the green lights are off, they signal to the candidate, his microphone is off.
Now I want to give you a sense of what it will look like for viewers at home. If a candidate whose microphone is off, interrupts a candidate whose microphone is on. So I'm standing at one podium, and I'll ask Phil to come in and take the other podium. And so let's say I'm answering a question. My light is green, and I'm speaking.
Phil's microphone is off and his green lights are not illuminated. He's going to interrupt me as I'm speaking. And this is what it will sound like. My volume remains constant, while Phil's interruption can be difficult to understand. We're talking at a normal volume though.
Let's try the opposite. My microphone is now off. Victor's microphone is off, and he's going to interrupt me.
My volume remains constant, while Victor's interruption can be difficult to understand. This is so dumb. Oh my gosh, you guys. This is so dumb. It's like Sesame Street. It is like Sesame Street. The green lights mean that the candidate's microphone is on. Oh, I don't have green lights.
That must mean my microphone is off, but why can you still hear me? Have they met Trump too, by the way? Seriously, have you ever met him? I've known him for years. And he's like I said, he used to come I've said this before, he would come on my radio program all the time back when he was building stuff. And when he did that, what is it that bank that turned into a hotel in New York City? And known him for a while known Roger Stone for forever.
I've known all these people forever. Trump is not a quiet person. I don't think he knows how to whisper. And I don't think he cares to whisper.
I just don't think he cares. He's a loud person. He just projects his voice. Do you honestly think that you're not going to be able to hear him? Seriously, the only person that you're not going to be able to hear if he's muted is Joe Biden. And how much do you want to bet that they mess up the mute? And like, you know, Joe Biden's not muted, but Trump is.
And then Joe can, you know, keep going. Yes. See, that's a square on our bingo card. Yep.
The mute the mute but I I'm just going to call it right now. That's the first card. That's or that's the first thing that gets covered on bingo. I'm I swear to you, that is the absolute first thing that's going to get covered on bingo. I really kind of want to cover it now.
But I got to live by my own rules. I can't I can't post I can't do that can't play until it's like the debate actually happening. Oh my gosh, you guys, I can't even deal with this. This is so crazy. So the debate, it's just going to this is wild. Yes, you should put yourself on your mute button and Kane can scream at you.
We see if we hear Kane and I'll tell you. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do what CNN did.
Yeah, let's that's a good idea. So I am currently talking on the microphone and my mute button is not depressed. Kane, however, his mute button is depressed. And he is talking into his microphone, but the microphone is not carrying his voice.
Now let's switch it. I'm going to mute my microphone and Kane is going to depressed. And now I'm going to talk and then you can make you may or may not be able to hear Dana in the background as she's talking, trying to interrupt me. It's kind of rude when you think about it.
Just the interruption part of it. That's what Trump's gonna do. He's gonna yell, you know it.
He's gonna yell. What in the world? Oh, my gosh. So you so yeah, it is on there. I'm so if you don't have the debate bingo, there's a thread all your subscribers to substack have it.
You also have the thread to mark that's the the link that you go to when the debate kicks off. But we've got it all up there. We got not a joke. We got Trump brings up Hunter overturned row job more than a paycheck.
China. We got make America great again. CNN brings up j six. The quote threat to democracy. Scranton election was rigged.
Mike mute malfunction. I want to cover that immediately. Border invasion, the free space. Convicted felon tells Bo's story. Amtrak. Come on, man. Soul of this nation. Here's the deal. Ban assault weapons.
Crooked Joe taught class at Penn, mega Republicans, price of McDonald's and vaccine saved lives. We're all going to die if this is a drinking game. You guys can't do this.
I'm looking out for your health. So I'm just you know, they're gonna mess up the mute. CNN is so excited. Didn't they do the hologram? Remember when they did the holograms?
That was weird. Why did they get this technology at CNN? And they're like, we have no reason to use this. Let's use it at a debate. Like crazy stuff, right?
But we have no reason to use we're gonna use it now. But them talking about that reminded me of that scene from Big Top Pee Wee. Yeah, Pee Wee Herman movie when he went and he was trying to find his bicycle and he went to the Alamo and Jan hooks was there giving these Hispanic Americans a tour of the Alamo. Clearly, they could speak Spanish. And she was like, this woman's making an authentic Mexican tortilla.
Can y'all say tortilla and everyone just got mumbles tortilla. I felt like that scene. I felt like CNN was Jan hooks. And they're explaining to us completely obvious things. This right here is this stage. This is what the candidates are going to call it. They're so excited. It's like a little kid showing you their new bedding.
They're taking and they got the new they got the new race car bed and they got the new cars bedding. That's what they're doing right there. They're so excited about it. So you know because they're that excited. Something's gonna get screwed up on Trump's like you know it.
Just saying just saying. Alright, so the debate this evening now. I think there may be a new nickname that makes the debut. Trump apparently teased a new nickname for Biden. He went on a rant saying that he quote can't hit a golf ball for 10 yards. So the Biden people came out with a Trump lies list. And the Trump people came out with a Biden lie list and making fun of his golf game.
And he called him a lying machine. Now that's not a nickname guys. Now this is not Trump making up and saying this is a new nickname.
This is the media who's like wait a minute. That sounds like a nickname. That's not a nickname. That is not crooked Joe is a nickname. Lying machine is just an adjective. It's not a nickname.
Why do they do this all the time? It's not a nickname. But now they're like lying machine. I love this.
Listen. Trump an avid golfer who retreated to his Mar-a-Lago club after skipping Biden's inauguration in 2020 also rolled out a new nickname for Biden quote lying machine. That comes after repeatedly calling him crooked. Like whoo hoo hoo.
Oh my gosh. Have they not learned by now that he actually puts the name of the person in the name, the nickname? Yeah, that's kind of how nicknames work. It's not just like lying machine. It's you know, crooked Hillary and crooked Joe. I just think crooked is funny.
Sleepy Joe. It's just funny. Like who says crooked?
Right? It's funny. You know who says it? Old New Yorkers say it. Crooked.
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It's time for Dana's quick five. This is a law and order story real quick coming out of New York. So there's a 58 year old woman. This has happened yesterday. Apparently, she was ambushed by a baseball bat wielding several baseball bat wielding attackers in broad daylight. And it was all caught on surveillance footage. They came up behind her. She let me she looked like she was going to work.
She's looking at her phone, always be aware. And they hit her in the back of the head, they come up behind her, punch her in the back of the head, then begin hitting her with a bat. They tried to steal her purse, she managed to fend them off, I think only because it was looks like her arm was in it. And they had her on the ground hitting her with the bat.
At that point, you can't figure out how to do nothing. And they were neither nobody's been arrested yet. They're still on the run. But that's absolutely terrifying. Also in New York, this criminal thug robs a 10 year old boy as he's walking along with him on a Brooklyn sidewalk with his little sister in broad daylight. This took place Friday at 11am in Crown Heights. And he was walking with a seven year old sister.
This dude grabbed the boy's hand, robbed him of his pockets and then left, took his money. That's horrible. What in the world? New York? Come on.
Golly. One thing after another. Also, this Turkish illegal immigrant arrested after raping a 15 year old girl in his car in Albany. He forced her into his car forced her into the backseat because he was threatening her with him to beat her to death with a metal pole.
Sekir Akan, 21, is accused of attacking her in the early hours. And this is coming from the New York Post. He apparently like pulled up in his Toyota Prius and told her to get in the car, he beat her to death. And then when he got her in the car, he raped her in the backseat. And he was arrested, slept with the first degree rape charge. And he's not a US citizen. And apparently he was already deported once. This is according to US Border Patrol agents. And then he came in again in November of last year through San Diego.
Notice how a lot of these these these perpetrators who came into the country illegally, they've all come in through California recently, right? Oh, wow. Trust in the media is eroding. Can it erode anymore? It's a new poll coming out from MSN. Can it really erode anymore? I don't think so. Yeah. The petrodollar though, the dollar source to new high as the Fed diverges from major peers, but let's talk about the petrodollar though. And what that the effect that that's going to have now that that's all you know, now that every currency is up on the table. A new organ discovered in the human throat that lubricates an area behind the nose was accidentally found by researchers studying prostate cancer.
They're studying prostate cancer and they found I'm just saying they said it's a tuberial salivary saliva gland. That's interesting. Stick with us. Nothing gets me angrier. I turn into my mother when I get mad about this. When you start talking to me about taxes and money and big this and big that I get rage-tastic. When you start talking about Social Security, veins in my mom's face pop out and she starts twitching. She turns into like a goblin. It's terrifying. She's just real mad about that. Golly. And every time a politician is talking about Social Security, she cues in like she's judging your soul.
What's he gonna say about it? She's very, she's a terrifying person. Put her in a front row of a debate.
Jiminy Christmas. I should tell you a story about the first time she met my husband. How terrifying this woman is. Let me tell you a story. You want to know this?
Sidebar. Go on a little trip with me. First time my mother met my husband. My husband has very dry humor. And most of the time you have no idea he's joking.
And it can be very uncomfortable sometimes. Correct, Kane? Yes. That's actually fun. Yeah.
I don't think once I've ever been uncomfortable. So my mom likes true crime stuff, right? I mean, she likes watching about how people kill people and then dispose of the bodies.
I don't know. So bring him to meet her. And my mother is filing her nails. My mother does not use what they call an emery board. She uses a prison shank.
All right. It is a metal nail file. It is terrifying. And that's what she uses to file her nails. And she's got these like Benjamin Franklin spectacles, right?
And she looks like an eagle. So she's sitting there watching this print. We're making small talk and she's filing her nails, you know, and some kind of grizzly murder mystery is playing. She's filing her nails with her prison shank. My husband sitting on the sofa next to me and I just made the remark like I can't imagine somebody would I just don't know how somebody gets so addicted to something that you you know, you turn your back like on your loved ones like that. Are you in danger the lives of your loved ones or something? And Chris just totally straight face.
Just as dead as could be. He's like, Yeah, you know, addiction is no joke, Dana. You know, I've you know, we've talked about it.
I've been clean and sober for six months now. And, you know, it's very, it's very difficult, very difficult to free yourself from that. And my mom stopped mid file. It's like a movie. And her glasses slid all the way down her face. And I'm watching this in slow motion, like, Oh, my gosh, he's going to die.
That was literally my thing. I thought because if anybody would have ever have stabbed anybody with a prison shank nail file over a comment about a true crime series, hands to sky, and I'm not exaggerating, it would have been her. And I look at him, I was like, Oh, my gosh, tell her you're joking. And he looks at me still just dead on. He's like, Dana, addictions, no joke. I'm like, Oh, my God, you deserve it now.
My gosh, you deserve it. And she was still frozen like that, looking right at him. And I look at him, I go, I don't think you realize how close you are to having your major artery severed by that prison shank she's using. And then they had like a stare off for a second.
It was weird. And then he's like, and then he starts laughing. He goes, I'm just joking. Ha ha ha. And she's waited a beat. And then she started because she laughs like Squidward. And then she started laughing. And then she liked him. And that was it. I was almost I almost did not marry him because he almost killed himself. It's like suicide by cop. It was a suicide by Nana. Why the hell did I tell that story?
Kane? Where did that come from? Oh, yeah, she got mad over the Social Security. You talked to her about Social Security, you got to get sharp objects away from her. Because she's like the government stole our money. And she says horrible things about Al Gore and his promise of a lockbox.
And she gets super mad about it. Well, she was so I never asked her how she's I don't know how she votes. I think she votes. She votes conservative.
She used to not. But you don't ask her how she votes. I remember one time in junior high, I asked her it was for a class assignment. And the teacher was asking people, you know, maybe ask your parents about how they voted, etc. And I asked my mom, and she looked at me like I was a red coat. And I was getting ready to like storm her barn for a cannon. And she got so mad at me. And she was like, people died to not tell that info. I'm like, I'm your child.
They just my history teacher asked. I'm sorry. Gosh. Do I make more sense to you guys now? Does it make more sense? I think so.
Yeah. So I'm and I think she's she's watched I asked her she was watching this debate. I can't tell you what she said. I will get fined dude will get fined. And you know, we're already like, you know, in danger right now with the sort of stuff. So you know, we're I'm in danger. We're we're gonna say what she said. Let's just say it was some pretty fancy words. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
