Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I have to really quickly share with you this one story Florida woman Amber sent in about the worst parking job ever. In Clearwater, Florida, police charged a driver with a DUI because he parked his car.
I had to make sure that it wasn't a woman pretending to be a man. He parked his car all day. It was hanging off a pier. Like literally the front tires were over the wall and it was hanging off. The driver, 38-year-old Matthew Adams, faces a DUI. What was he following?
Google Maps? Like what was the problem? He literally parked.
That's what he said. He parked behind Pier House 60 on Coronado Drive. It was a Lexus RX. Lexus RX.
I mean, I can't believe it didn't fall in because the front tires are both over the concrete wall. But okay, that's, you know. All right, let's see. Fox 35 Orlando. A Florida man exposes himself during a road rage incident, screamed and looked away in fear. Wait, who did?
James, of course, his name is James Box. 56. He was arrested and charged with exposure of his sexual, S-E-C-K-S-H-U-L, sexual organs after an incident. He was driving on the highway. People should not be doing more than one thing when driving and the one thing they should be doing is driving. Don't be on your phone.
Don't be putting makeup on. Don't be exposing your sexual organs to people on the highway. They said that there was another driver in IKEA Optima.
I don't know why they felt like it was important to mention that. But there was another driver that it was a road rage incident. They said that the driver swerved around them, cut them off.
And that was Box, the driver of the IKEA Optima. And then Box threw objects at the other driver's vehicle while screaming. And then later on on the highway, he began to charge the other driver. I'm trying to figure out how this happens while you're driving. He pulled his shorts down and exposed his frankenbeans, according to the police affidavit. This is my favorite part of the story. The victims advised, two victims advised they screamed and looked away in fear when the defendant exposed himself.
So how are you driving on the road and you're doing this? The article is unclear. How does that happen? So they was arrested later that afternoon by deputies. He denied being involved because they must be confused.
He posted $1,000 bond and he's out. I don't know, man. Can I be honest? He looks like he would do that. He's got a neck tat and he's got crazy eyes. And when a man normally if a man has crazy eyes, he's just crazy. But the neck tat, that's like having a tramp stamp and crazy eyes. You see what I mean?
Like it's a variable that escalates the danger up by a level, right? So he is like powered up one. So he's got plus neck tat.
You know, neck tat power. All right. Oh, I got more.
I got more. Florida man went to the beach searching for sea turtle nest. Found found. Oh, he found almost five million dollars in cocaine instead. It's a good thing he got it. Not those sea turtles or Hunter Biden. He went. Now Hunter Biden is going to be interested in sea turtles.
Watch. This guy discovered 70 pounds of cocaine just like out on the beach. He went looking.
Isn't it? Aren't you not supposed to look for sea turtles nest? So was this guy admitting to like committing a crime?
He can't take. But can you look? How do you find? He found cocaine bricks. Four point eight million. They think that it washed up on the beach and it was wrapped in plastic with a picture of an eagle on top.
And they said, well, it's rare here to have this much cocaine wash up on the beach to have any I would think would be rare. Turbo charging your metabolism has never been simpler. Thanks to the innovative handheld metabolic coach Lumen.
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Here we go. Red, light, orange, healing. Yellow is sunlight. Green, nature, blue, honey. Purple is spirit.
Baby, blue, green. I want to vomit. So that is that's what Nickelodeon apparently is doing for alphabet month. And so you have this hefty dude who the song is horrible. It's audible AIDS. It is.
It's audible AIDS. Who sings about this stuff? I just want to be shut your dumb mouth. Please just shut your dumb mouth. Just shut up. That's what I want to sing.
And then like going through all the colors like and greatest for grass. Shut up. That's so stupid.
You're just making stuff up now. This good grief. Welcome back to the program. I had to watch this. So you do, too. This is what happens if you feed an Oompa Loompa after midnight. I just wondered.
See how I wove in the gremlins and the bling. I didn't have to explain it. You get it. Dana Lash here with you. Yeah, just keep it going on. I had to watch this.
So everyone else does also. I did. You imagine if your kid was like you walked in and your kid was watching this.
Oh, my gosh. I did not allow my kids to just watch television. Like I if they wanted to watch something, especially if like I was when they were little, if I was in the kitchen and I was like doing something, if I had if I was writing an article or whatever it was, if they did watch something, I'd put in a VeggieTales disc, like the old school VeggieTales stuff, and they could watch that.
And then I knew that there was going to be anything weird that popped up or anything that we had discussed or something, you know. But I just don't understand the point of trying to like do this to kids. And if they're young enough where you have to teach them colors with this stuff, they're too young to understand your sexual fetishes, because that's what all of this is like based on. It's based on sexual fetishes. And people who tell you otherwise, they're lying to you and they're pretending and it's insulting to everyone.
So just stop. This is the complete opposite of behind closed doors, none of your business, which was how I was raised. That's what how all of us 90s kids were raised. Like when people who came to age in the 90s, all of us who were teenagers in the 90s, this is how we were raised that way. That if it goes, whatever's behind closed doors, it's people's business, etc.
That was the don't ask, don't tell era. Now it's in your face and you have to applaud. You have to cheer and applaud. It's totally different. So you can see why. You know, a lot of folks are thinking, this is totally the opposite of what you told us.
It's completely the opposite. It's gotten so predictable and it's so overrepresented that it's making people resentful because you're just it's condescending at this point. But this whole thing, that's just what would you do, Cain, if you walked in and your kids were watching that?
That wouldn't happen. You know, actually, my kids, the cartoons that I had exposed them to were the old Hanna-Barbera and Warner Brothers ones we had on VHS and then later on DVD. But that's what they grew up with. And then the only thing that really that I thought was funny and on TV at the time when it first came out was SpongeBob.
That was pretty good. And I let them when they were really young watch SpongeBob. I never had a problem with SpongeBob. SpongeBob just like it was legit. I hear some families had issues with The Simpsons, but I always let my kids watch The Simpsons. I never really had an issue with The Simpsons. You'd say eat my shorts.
And I remember when I was in elementary school, that was a big thing that you weren't. Oh, my God. Sammy, I'm like, there's now it's like worse. Now people are cutting their wheelies off.
It's like way worse. Boy, is this world evolved. It's no joke, right?
Good night. But this has been all month. You can't even enjoy June because everyone's throwing rainbows at you. Did you say this? Did you applaud?
Everything is covered in rainbows and it's just annoying and it's all signaling. We support how these people have the sex. Yay, us. Look how open minded we are. And then if you're like, can you leave the kids out of it? Then they accuse you of attacking them. And I just kind of feel like if you react that way to being told to leave the kids alone, then maybe you should be told to leave the kids alone because that's weird. And most people don't try to make lecturing to children about sexual proclivities part of an advocacy.
Why is that the hill that everybody wants to die on? I don't get it. It is the weirdest thing to me. Now it's like, no, we're going to make your kids stop. I still like that one drag queen that told Jesse Watters that he said that any drag queen that's performing for kids is basically, well, is a basic B drag queen who has no talent and can't get an evening show, which I thought was hysterical. I'm like, if kids are your audience, he said, if kids are your audience, then you're a horrible drag queen.
And also probably a pedophile, just saying. Also, if this was such a joyful lifestyle and all that, why aren't they? Why are they such angry bitches?
If they're so joyful and it's all about pride, why are you so hateful? Why aren't they encouraging them to go in front of these crowds of elderly people who, like, they no longer get visited by family anymore? Why don't we see any outreach by the drag queens to the elderly? Well, because we're trying to keep them alive. Look, I get and not shock them to death. They're always putting them in front of kids, though.
Yeah, because it's weird. But I get it that you think that old people aren't innocent, but you shouldn't do that to them, Cain. If you took this lunchbox and set him before an elderly woman, you'd give her a heart attack.
That is not fair. Not all old people are innocent. If you set that one thing that had that one dude that had eyes like that click beetle and you put that in front of an old man, that old man would have a heart attack. He'd be like, the hell is this? I don't know. I think your eyesight in your old age is a little diminished. So that may be helpful for the old people to see exaggerated makeup like that.
Gosh, you just hate the old people, doesn't he? Golly, Cain, we're going to have a... Not fair. I'm telling you what, but it's the whole month. And Normandy, the observance of D-Day got a day. And then 4th of July, you get a day. A day, Independence Day. It should be Independence Month. You get Independence Day. You should have Independence Day and then, OK, here's a whole month of independent celebrations.
And that's about the creation of our republic. Now you get a whole month for how people choose to get it on. And I'm so done with it.
It's annoying at this point. Golly. And then the people lecturing, don't put your murals on the asphalt if you don't want people to drive over them.
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It's time for Dana's Quick 5. So Julian Assange is, well, he's walking free, pled guilty in a deal with the United States. And he was able to walk out of his incarceration.
He was in a tiny little room. He pled guilty to a felony charge in a deal with our Justice Department. That's going to allow him to walk free, resolve a long running legal saga, span multiple continents.
It had to do with all these classified documents. He left a British prison Monday. Now, it's interesting, he's appearing in like one of the furthest stretches of U.S. territory away from the United States. So he's going into the Northern Mariana Islands, which is like, what did they say, however many hours away from Australia. He's going home to Australia. But that's a U.S. territory in the Western Pacific where he's going to plead guilty to an espionage act.
A charge of conspiring to willfully obtain and disseminate classified national info. And so that's, there's video of him walking out and leaving and he gets to go with his wife and kids. So that'll be interesting to see.
It's a very complex story and there's a lot of gray in this story. MTV News is gone. By the way, Kurt Loder, I grew up with him as my anchorman. And then later, as a grown person, he taught me about the pork roll and Taylor ham, which I'm going to say both of the words. So I'm not showing favoritism to one phrase or another because God love you New Jersey people.
You will go to war over this. And it's and I made reference to one and not the other. And I've heard from you.
It's like I beat a baby seal on camera or something. It's crazy. Anyway, so MTV News, they nuked their site and 20 years of content is gone, which is dumb that they did that because that was actually some of the some of the best stuff that they did. Honestly. Let's see now. Experts, because everything is stupid, are asking whether or not Milk is racist as a part of a taxpayer funded research project. I'm not kidding you into a connection between Milk and colonialism. Pay me six figures and I can tell you, I will tell you, give me six figures and I'll tell you if things are racist or not. I will take that money.
You know what, Kane? Let's give the government a discount. Give me five. Give me what?
What is it? Mid six figures. Let's say it's five hundred thousand. I'll say I'll take I'll take 250. Right.
Give me 250 and I'll publish a lie for that. Yeah. I'll tell you whether or not something happens all the damn time.
Basically everything I don't like will be racist. That'll help you a little bit. Right. That's what that one's for free. Wink, wink. Yeah.
They're actually doing this. And of course, this this is this chick's name, Dr. Johanna Zetterstrom Shop. Of course it is. Of course it's her name. The title of it is called milking at colonialism and heritage.
I hate everything. Let's see. Oh, please. NASA predicts there's an asteroid guy. He's got a 72 percent chance of of hitting Earth and Dallas is listed as one of the cities.
Don't be I'm like you guys know that I want the sweet meteor of death to come and obliterate this pitiful rock, either Jesus or a meteor or maybe Jesus is writing the meteor or the asteroid. You guys don't know, but they said there's an exercise. There's a 72 percent chance they're not expecting one. They just said that it could happen soon. Tease.
Stick with us. So, yes, you know, eggs and milk and there were grocery things that were up. It has gone down. It has gone down since twenty, twenty two gas prices because of the actions that this president took. And let's not forget there was an invasion. But Russia did into it did obviously into Ukraine that caused gas prices to tick up. The president took action, tapped the SPR and we saw gas prices go down. Oh, my God. It has meant the moment.
Oh, my gosh. He only released like what? Enough from the SPR, the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. What was it? Was it like enough barrels of oil for like and day record?
And and that's he brought gas prices down because he released enough from the SPR that it actually got us through three quarters of the day. No, but stop it. Stop it. Welcome back to the program, Dana, last year with you.
That's Karine Jean Pierre. I'm in orange today. That's why I accidentally wore this color because it's a caution color and I don't like caution. On the way here today, though, I did see a big increase in gas prices, like 20 cent increase. But that's big greed, Cain. Is it? Yeah. That's big greed. They're like, these prices seem too low, apropos of nothing to jack them up. That's what they think.
You don't know that, but that's how big greed thinks, Cain. Oh, man. That's something new every day.
I'm telling you what. So welcome back to the radio program. You can listen coast to coast. You can watch the simulcast on X Channel 347, DirecTV, Rumble, YouTube, Faithbook, Everworth.
Watch us. I saw that and I couldn't send it fast enough, by the way, to audio. At first I thought I messed it up, the audio channel on Slack. I was like, I need this.
I want that audio. The grocery there were grocery things that went up and now they've gone down. Like what's gone down, Karine? Tell me that you've never walked into a grocery store without telling me you've never walked into a grocery store. Just go ahead and tell me. Prices are exorbitant.
It's ridiculous. I'm not even going to just tell you the price of like basic everyday essentials. Eggs have increased. I went through tons of eggs over the weekend.
We see our parents like twice a year and my husband's parents came to stay with us for Father's Day and his birthday and all that stuff. And I think I made, I mean, for breakfast I went through a whole thing of eggs and as I was doing it, I was doing the math of what the eggs cost now as opposed to what they cost previously. And then the butter that I went through and I'm like, she doesn't go into a grocery store and see this stuff. It's shocking. It really is shocking to see how much less your dollar goes now as opposed to how much you could purchase, the purchase power that you had prior. That's the invisible tax. We're not even getting into the other taxes this administration wants to throw on everybody.
That's the invisible tax. And they keep going, but under Donald Trump, the deficit was grown. No one's saying that Republicans weren't spending big under Trump. I mean, I was the one who was talking about that because in conjunction with the tax cuts, I said, if you guys are going to give tax cuts, you have to cut spending.
Because if you don't cut spending, then what ends up happening is Democrats are going to turn around and say that tax cuts cost, which is going to infuriate all of us who can do math, and then they're going to use that as justification to raise taxes. Audio Soundbite 8. This is what Yahoo had asked Janet Yellen. They asked her if she had gone to the grocery store. Listen. Secretary Yellen, have you been to the grocery store lately? I sure have.
I go every week. It's sticker shock, isn't it? When you look at shipping costs, those have come down. Global food commodity prices have also come down, but food prices still remain high.
I know they're not rising at the rate that they were last year, but they're still up 20% from pre-COVID. And you know what the administration says? Let's big grocery store.
What? Oh, yeah, it's big, big supermarket. See, it's what they did. Big supermarket was like, you know what? People are affording too much. It's just apropos of nothing, jackup prices. That is literally what the administration says. They blame this on big supermarket.
Like there's a big supermarket guy with a gold nugget ring sitting there at his big old mahogany desk going, you know what? We need to we need to get more money. We need to raise these. That's not how any of this works, because they would be out of business.
Number one, they wouldn't be able to compete. But this is directly as a result of the incessant spending, the tax increases. And now we see inflation. That's what's limiting purchase power. That's what all of this is. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts.
