Absurd Truth: FAA DEI

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Man oh man. So gosh, a Florida Man fell asleep at a stop sign and deputies found Cody and Four Loko in his car. Now isn't Four Loko isn't that like the it's liquor, right? What is what what is in Four Loko? I don't know.

I don't know anything like that. But anyway, this guy's in Brevard County, Florida. He's facing multiple charges because deputies said they found Cody and a Four Loko and meth residue inside his car.

They were patrolling Merritt Island. It was like 140 in the morning on Saturday and they saw this black Nissan sitting just at a stop sign, brakes on, stationary. Deputy walk up, walked up to the car guy was passed out behind the wheel right hand on the gearshift and he had a Four Loko in the cup holder.

And then he stumbled out of the car. They asked to perform a field sobriety test. He didn't say what he was actually what he blew, but he was placed under arrest because he failed it. And then they found clear crystalline substance instead of a glass pipe that totally tested positive for meth. That's not a surprise. So he's charged with possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, all kinds of other stuff driving under the influence. Why would you risk that? And why Four Loko? Why?

It's so scary. This Florida man was busted for creeping through the backyards with people's backyards with underwear around his neck. But he said he was just exercising. So he told police that he was exercising. And the reason the underwear around his neck was to stay warm. What?

What? Cape Coral said that they arrested Troy Dean Stewart after somebody called 911 about a prowler. And they call her said someone was in their backyard.

And they noticed the person on their surveillance cameras. They found him in an empty spot lying on his stomach between a hedge and a brush near a seawall. He was wearing an outfit matching that of the suspected prowler and he had a pair of underwear around his neck. And he said I just wanted to run along the canal. And I just I wore underwear around my face to protect me from the cold. So they they a neighbor said that he stole some of their bonsai trees and all this that's like $7,000 like a bonsai trees is very expensive.

They said that they discovered him they discovered the trees at the guy's home. Anyway, they charged him with a whole bunch of stuff. And that's the worst excuse I've ever heard in my life. Oh, no, I was just gonna go and at night run along the beach with underwear on my face. That's not. That's totally not normal. Let's see if Florida man was arrested for battery because he threw a brick at a guy's face.

Well, yeah, that'll do it. A man was hit in the face with a brick Friday night. According to the Tarpon Springs Police Department, the victim told officers that he got hit in the face of the brick.

The injuries were consistent with getting hit in the face of the brick as you could imagine. The victims said that the suspect smashed his car window left the area before police arrived. So they arrested the suspect.

They found 42 year old Eddie Saunders at home in his bedroom. They arrested him. Oh, and they also found a ton of fentanyl on his persons as well. So he's going to be charged with a number of things. There you go. Let's see.

You know you can't do that, right? Yeah, 39 year old Elizabeth Curry who looks 90 was clearly under the influence of alcohol at Rose's Pub. Law enforcement noted she could not stand she couldn't walk hardly had glossy eyes, slurred speech and totally smelled like liquor. As she was being arrested. She tried to kick officers but because she struggled to just stand. It wasn't successful. And they found meth on her and meth accoutrements.

You know, I guess like whatever you use for the math. They found out she's totally going to jail. So there you go. Yeah, you can't. You can't.

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Is there a guarantee because I'm not seeing one? Yeah, remember Secretary Mayor new mom put booty juice. His step. It's that is sir. That is Joe Biden. President Joe Biden's pronunciation.

And we all know that he is a God King on earth, right? Secretary Mayor, a former Rear Admiral of canoe fleet at Camp Wimpy Tonka. Poot booty juice, Department of Transportation. They said that they this is something that they've been pushing through the FAA because because booty juice oversees FAA. And they and this was again after a door in a 737 just blew right the hell off midair. So the FAA website, the last time at least on their website, it shows that the diversity, the guidelines on diversity hiring were updated was on March 23 of 2022 sorry, two years ago.

And so it's part of their new diversity and inclusion hiring plan. And they claim quote, diversity is integral to achieving FAA mission of ensuring safe and efficient travel across our nation and beyond. And I think that's important to people like I'm sorry, they're women flying the plane because I just don't know I don't care if they have flight experiences. They're just a woman in the cockpit. Like, I don't know, you know, planes are not like, you know, road trips. You don't have someone in charge of snacks. Well, that that would be like are the the attendance.

They're the snack people and the music they handle all the stuff that you think that you would handle. We don't need to run the cockpit like that. That's not stop it. So I don't know I it's a you could say that it's not I but and everything that I've read about it.

I don't really have any guarantees. Like how do I know that the FAA is not going to push someone that is has serious psychiatric disabilities to fly a plane because have you seen who was in charge of our nuclear waste? The luggage twink, the guy who stole all the ladies clothes in the suitcases that dude, right? I mean, have you seen who's the other dude that's up there? Who's like in Health and Human Services?

Like he's like the Deputy Secretary of HHS. It's a dude that they want you to pretend as a woman. Like, yes, he is a dude. He's one of those who is such a dude and looks like such a dude. You there's literally nothing you could do to him to make him look more like a woman.

There's no amount of surgery you could do. Some people are just so dude that there's nothing that you can undo on them. Do you know what I mean? That's a dude's jawline. That's a dude. You know what I mean? Like, there's just so much there. You know, I'm talking about the dude with the long blonde hair.

Yeah, that dude. They want you to pretend that that dude's real Nikki Haley, who says the government should have no say. They want you to pretend that Rachel is the man. They want you to pretend that that's a dude.

Or a woman. I am all confused now. And I'm looking at it.

Him. I'm looking at him. And I'm like, you are clearly a man.

Bro, man. But you look at Rachel Levine him and you you look at it. I look at him. And you're like, okay, he's a dude. No, you got it.

You got to call him by his preferred pronouns. You got the government promoting that stuff. Nikki Haley, who says the government should have a say, but they've already had a say.

This is the kind of stuff we're talking about. You have the government right now. That wants to put in the cockpits. It's more important for them whether or not they have a vagina than whether or not they can fly a plane.

Nikki Haley, who says that this the government shouldn't have a say, but clearly the government has had its say and a lot of other say since its first original say. Like, what in the world is this? So they're saying they say, Well, you know, we have their employing, they're looking at people to employ for a range of positions, like administrative roles to oversight all this other stuff.

Guarantee me that I'm not going to have this person flying the plane. It's also vague. Like, what's the what is the gradient here? What's the scale from a level of like Ted Bundy to, you know, maybe? Oh, gosh, give me an example.

Joe Biden, what are we looking at here? I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Like, what are we talking about? If somebody has OCD, okay, if somebody is whatever. But that's not I feel like they're talking about more than that. You know what I mean? It's it's Well, yes, this person was an axe murderer, but they've, you know, restorative justice. And all that's okay.

I don't know. And but if you don't go along with it, but the wording is just so outrageous. It's sketchy, severe, intellectual and quote, psychiatric disabilities are their words, not our words.

Like, what do you mean severe, like not able to? Are you able to not have assistance in life in one sentence, if I'm the company will hire based on merit? Look at that. I didn't have to mention any problems. Didn't have to mention anything.

It's racist bigotry now. I mean, who cares about merit? If you know, I mean, when you know, you could have a non phallus. You could have an unfallus individual.

Yeah, you can defallus someone apparently. That's a thing without a thing. Yeah. Okay. I mean, there's other names for it. No, it's not. We still got a couple minutes.

I can still write can still run this right down. It's all right. I'm just saying. I mean, a door's blown off airplanes.

But this is what they're worried about. What about the pronouns? I mean, the door fell off.

But the pronouns though, with the screws are looser on the staff. I'm not I'm not a fan. Yeah, I agree. I mean, that's it just makes me I don't I don't know.

I don't know. Like, would you I would not want me to fly a plane. I wouldn't want me to fly.

I'd see one bird. Have you seen you know, you haven't nevermind. I'll tell you a story real quick. One time I was still in college.

And I had a don't laugh. I had a Geo Metro. If you don't know what a Geo Metro is kids. It's a roller skate. With a lawnmower engine.

That's it. I had to basically punch my feet through the floor of it. Fred Flintstone style and try to help sprint it up to the speed limit whenever I would get on I 270 in Missouri is horrific.

Where do you hands to sky? And I was dumb. I was like, well, if I hit the thing, I thought all of this like a split second I'm going to die because roller skate with a lawnmower engine.

I mean, they the cars themselves, you could probably die looking at it. So I swerved and I went into a ditch hatch up right into a ditch like the back wheels of my car were not even on the ground. And I had a can of soda that like fell forward and got punctured. And all I heard was sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss It was my can of soda that was punctured.

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718,000 instead of fix the homeless problem. Yeah. That's where they spent the money 718,000 taxpayer dollars on giant rocks that they put in areas where people congregate and camp.

So basically, you got to something to lay your tent next to. And see what I'm saying? How does that deter? That's so stupid. This is so dumb.

Why are people so dumb? I don't get this. Let's see.

Oh boy. Picasso Rembrandt and other paintings damaged in a devastating fire at a Seattle art gallery KIRO channel seven. It said that there was this art gallery in Pioneer Square caught fire last Friday morning damaged thousands of pieces. And the gallery contains about 18,000 works of art that they've collected over 50 years. And there's a Picasso in there and the Rembrandt there's a Rembrandt 90% of it's on paper they said so it's very difficult to understand what survived and what didn't they're still trying to assess. Oh my gosh, but they know it's damaged. They know that much. Well, I'm not doing this one.

Let's do no I'm not because it's I do not have in 60 seconds, the time to set this up. So apparently two large things of cicadas are going to emerge across the southern and Midwest states this summer. I love the way cicadas sound, but I don't like to hear them because they are creepy, terrifying little things that look like they're going to infest your brain and explode your head. They're so they're grosses bugs that ever existed but I love the sound of so all across the southern and midwestern portions of the US they're going to have the periodical cicadas coming out from the underground. There's one big group brood xix and then there's another brood x I don't know there's different breeds I didn't know this.

And they one comes out every 17 years the largest one comes out every 13 years and they're both going to come out the exact same time this year. So gross fun. It's gonna be really loud. I don't know. And in fact, it's going to be fun. It's gonna be really loud. I don't know. And as these extreme weather events continue to remind us that this is suicidal what we're doing, you know, it's, it's crazy to keep going like this.

And we we've had so many multi billion dollar events that and the it's the developing countries that are hurt the most. So Al Gore's like, wow, this extreme cold weather is really extreme and something about global warming me and bear pig. It's winter.

You absolute pervert stooge. It's winter. Imagine how cold it would be if it wasn't for global warming. Golly, I want some global warming.

You know what I mean? It's 21 degrees right now in Texas. Give me the redacted global warming.

That little brat, that 20 year old brat from Scandinavia was telling me I mean, where is it? Where's the global warming? I am freezing to death. I should not have to be this freezing. This is unfair. And it is not right.

tisn't right tisn't proper tisn't fit. And I know where's my global warming. This guy knows because it's so cold out.

That's extreme cold. Yeah, you get it. You know, didn't they say that there was like solar activity and we were gonna like feel what it did coming up like in January.

I think I had a headline. But yeah, whatever. Somebody's got the grift of global warming to push. I want to go out and throw some styrofoam around and like burn some tires or something.

Maybe that'll warm it up a little bit. We need a volcano to go off to like hasten the global warming. Yeah, well, I mean, isn't there that one in Iceland that just went off?

Yeah. And there's like lava everywhere. And people are Yeah, because it's a big giant volcano.

I will say when we were in Italy, we went to Pompeii. I was a little nervous. Is that weird? I mean, you got people living their whole lives there, and they're totally fine with it. And I'm like, it's still active.

And they're like, yeah, like, it's still an active volcano. I mean, I get that there are signs in that. But still, you know, like, what if?

I don't know. Just anyway. All right. So we will, we're gonna recap. Iowa tomorrow, because the caucusing starts this evening.

And I think it's like seven central. And we're gonna watch all the numbers come in. And we're gonna break down those results and what that means for you going forward. We'll have all of that you do not want to miss tomorrow's show. That's one of the things we do best better.

All right, Kane today in stupidity. All right, it is our Vice President Kamala Harris. It is. Is it Kamala? Kamala?

Kamala, right? I think we can say I can identify with whatever I want. She's trying to connect with Gen Z. Listen to what she says here.

Listen. I see our college students. And let me just say, I love Gen Z. I don't know.

I love Gen Z. So okay, for the older adults, this is gonna be a humbling thing I'm about to share with you. If someone is 18 years old today, they were born in 2005. All right. I did the math. It's not exactly correct.

That's not at all correct. Why is that a thing? Why is she going in front of people and saying stuff? She can't even campaign. I mean, it could be that. Things could be worse, guys. We could have her. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes Observe Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.