Absurd Truth: Another Speaker Vote Circus

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Stop getting in these damn hamster wheels people and thinking you're gonna run out in the open ocean. Here we are again. This dude has done this once in 2014, once in 2016 and once in 2021. Now he has done it again. Now he's got criminal charges. He tried to, Ray Bellucci tried to run to London in a giant hamster wheel across the ocean. The problem?

The ocean. Now he is in trouble and he's ignored all the requirements previous that they've told him. So now he faces criminal charges. I don't know how many times you're gonna do this. Florida man broke into a woman's house and according to Fox 35 Orlando and sat on her couch and made an unusual request.

39 year old Daryl Davidson. And he was yelling and belligerent outside this lady's home. He tried to kick down the front door. He's denied entry. He did not try to commit further crimes. While inside but he did ask for water and something to smoke.

He said he was he kicked in her door because he was trying to warn her that he was in that she was in danger from him. I don't know. Davidson remains held at the Marion County Jail on $1,000 bond these people. Oh my goodness. Also, a I don't know how people do this Marion County.

Florida. Because she she finally is charged. So this is a development of the story.

She had tried to steal an actual legitimate street sweeper and tried to thought she was going to outrun the police in a street sweeper. Kane, what do you think the maximum speed? Yeah, what's the top speed? I'd say seven.

A full seven, maybe seven. miles an hour. You're going downhill. Okay, yeah, yeah, if you're going downhill. So clearly, obviously, she was taken into custody.

There's a lot of fun footage of that. And she told deputies she didn't want to talk. And that she did tell deputies over and over again, though, you got me, you got me. And she faces charges of grand theft, displaying a weapon during her commission of a felony and fleeing from law enforcement. She's held on a bond of $9,000.

Hmm. There you go. And also a Florida man broke into a water home stole a toolbox and a wedding dress. That's a WTVT Ronald Harshorn. He broke into an 84 year old's house house while he was helping with pest control, returned to steal the items. He took about $800 worth of merchandise.

He said Oh, I did take those but I didn't take the wedding dress though. That's okay because they knew he did anyway. And he was still charged for it.

So he's he's being charged with for those crimes. A Florida woman was arrested because she wrapped her car. You can't do this, by the way. She wrapped her car to look like a Florida State Trooper. She had a I know she had her Dodge Charger all wrapped up to look like a state trooper.

And you can't do that. They really don't like that when you're a civilian and you're impersonating the law, you know, the police you can't be doing that. So they apparently two Florida Highway Patrol officers reported seeing this charger traveling the opposite direction. One day, it was painted the same thing as the Florida trooper cars.

Had the light bar but they noted that they noticed the decals were wrong. The FSO guard had a badge that looked like the badge was all wrong on it. So they ended up pulling her over. And yeah, that's what that's what ended up happening. It was a 28 year old Iulia Pugachev. And she got in trouble for that.

She's she has to appear in court according to the Herald. Yeah, you can't you can't wrap your car like that. I mean, good grief. All right, folks. So you've heard me talk about Hillsdale College giving away free copies of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence to my listeners for a Constitution Day on September 17. They've set an immediate goal to give copies to 1 million Americans who don't have one.

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Don't delay. Oh, that's so funny. That's my friend, Brian Kilnade, who was caught on a hot mic saying that because who was the bacon dude? Don Bacon. What a name, man. Mr. and Mrs. Bacon's son. Representative Bacon. I mean, you think that, you know, it's a popular meat there. You'd think, you know, you'd be of the name.

I don't know. So he put out McCarthy and that was Brian Kilnade. I guess he forgot he was on a hot mic. You got to assume every mic is hot. He knows that.

It's funny though. Welcome back to the show. We're in the bottom of this second hour, Dana, last year with you. So we're following this. So you got four other, so five other people, essentially, that put up, they had random people, eight that are not voting for Jim Jordan. So we're, I don't know how many rounds this is going to go to.

Remember, I went to 15 with McCarthy. So now it looks like this is going to go to round two with Jim Jordan. So we'll see. I haven't followed it totally.

I mean, I followed it, but I have an obsessed about it on air because more than enough of you have said, Yeah, you're right. I really don't give a rat's ass about the speaker. I don't care. I'm broke.

Inflation's crazy. Now what? That's where everybody else is concerned. And I will say there's more than a handful of you have expressed, and you guys are reliable, you know, constitutional voters. But there have been a significant number of you that have expressed in some ways that I cannot share on air, your dissatisfaction with the way that the Republican Party has handled this whole thing. Because see, that's where we've all been at.

It's not that we all it's not that we opposed removing McCarthy. I think we all just didn't like the way that it was done. Because you just don't go into a fight unprepared. You know what I mean? I mean, you're going to go in, you want to hit someone and they'd be like, and then this is what I got. It's like the Indiana Jones thing when he's like, what?

Which one was that? Where he's got to swap out these things very quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Temple of Doom, you got to swap out the relic at the Temple of Doom. You can't be going up and just punch it off. And then all hell breaks loose. You know, you got to have got to do the swap.

Right? That's kind of where it's kind of where we're at. And so a lot of you because you it's not an and it's not like you disliked any of the people involved. You were just upset at A, the timing, and B, how it was done. Because nobody seemed to have a plan. That's where I've been coming from this whole time.

That's what made me mad. So you all don't, you know, you're all just like, I don't want another rhino. I like Jim Jordan. I mean, he's been on the program. I don't know how many times I mean, he's, you know, he's a good guy. I really like him as House Judiciary Chair, because he is relentless.

And that's where I've always been a little concerned. Who's going to take over that job? If he's speaker? Is it going to be somebody who is as relentless as he is? And that's I think it's a fair question to ask, isn't it? That's a fair question. Are they going to be as relentless as he is? Because he's he it was like he was tailor made for that job.

Was he is he tailor made for speaker? My concern and just because I get how this goes. When you're Speaker of the House, you kind of have to be prom queen. I know, it's just how it works. Because you not only have to shepherd all your little ducklings that are in your party, but you also have to sometimes get the Democrats to support something that you want out there. That's the nature of the game.

You got to raise with a majority in the house. Is does that fit into Jim Jordan's skill set? I mean, he's got to be going now he's got to go to all the all the little dinners, all the little tea times, not that those are bad things, because I love backyard raising money for you know, causes I get it.

But he's got to do all of that. Is that in his skill set? Because you ever we all know someone who just sucks at that. Have you ever met someone who and you're like, you should not be in PR? Or you should not be? We all know somebody like that. My question is, is he the fighter that you're trying to take and put in more of that statesman role? That's my that is my only concern. Not about his record or anything. I'm just I'm concerned about that function. And here's why.

You could say it's easy to say, Well, Danny, you shouldn't care about that. Well, that person is the number one person responsible for raising money for these house races. Who do you think bails out these embattled Republicans in some of these swing districts? Who do you think bails them out for money for ad time?

Get out the vote canvassing, giving them just enough to get them across the threshold. It's a speaker who raises money and has that pack. It's that person. That's why that's because that's all part of it. It's that part of that job.

So that's why I'm saying I got, you know, I'm a little he was tailor made for judiciary. I just don't know who else would do it. I don't know who else would do it.

That would want to A and B could get the necessary votes. I don't know. So it looks like we are going to go to a second round. Everything's frozen until then. Democrats are just they're just cackling. They're laughing about all this. Just the oddest timing. I think this would have been better maybe to do right before Christmas, where everybody's distracted by the holidays or something like that. Get get past, you know, get past the spending. I think the one thing that Thomas Massey said, and this I it looked like this was after it didn't seem that Scalise was going to come out of it. I think there were some people who were worried about how Scalise was going to go for omnibus.

Not not go, but what what is your plan to kind of thwart more omnibus spending? And Massey had indicated that Scalise hadn't had a beat yet to figure that out. And so that's why he's like, I can't, you know, he apparently told him right up front. That's fine. I mean, because it's business of the country.

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It's time for Dana's quick five. So apparently the there were reports of a hospital explosion on the outskirts of Strath multiple rockets they were saying were being fired, etc. And there were reports that oh, there was a Baptist Hospital casualty event in Gaza City. Well, apparently it was discovered to be the result of a misfired rocket launch by Hamas. Because Hamas launches their rockets out of civilian areas so that they can say that when civilians become casualties because the IDF responds, then they can claim that the IDF is killing people when it's Hamas putting everyone in danger. 30 to 40% of Hamas's rockets misfire and they land short in the Gaza Strip. There was no IDF air activity reported at the time by multiple international media outlets, and the timing coincided precisely with a salvo of rockets that were launched at Israel.

So it was Hamas that literally carried out a casualty event at a hospital in Gaza City because they're animalistic moron terrorists. The end. Good heavens. Just just horrifying. Also, since we are here at our quick five segment at the bottom of this hour, there was a guy who returns home after a grizzly bear bit off his lower jaw.

This is crazy. He's a Montana man. He returned home after five weeks in a Utah hospital. Rudy Norlander. Man, what a name for a Montana dude. He literally had a his jaw bitten off by a bear.

Can you imagine having your your jaw bit off by a bear and you live? Norlander didn't take questions because he wants to write the story himself. He wants to write a book, but they he answered a these some of these questions at the University of Utah.

He had to write on a whiteboard. He said he's looking forward to having a root beer float reuniting with his York short Yorkshire Terrier Sully going outdoors and maybe maybe being able to attend the rivalry rivalry football game next month between the Grizzlies and the Montana State Bobcats. So, my goodness. So they're Yeah, they his daughter jokingly said he's developed a whole new hatred towards the University of Montana because the Grizzlies had his jaw bit off by a bear by a bear.

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Okay, well, good. It's Fresh Kills Park. I don't know what I think about that name. Fresh Kills.

Let's go to the park. Fresh Kills. Mm hmm. Tasty. Just I don't know how I think about that. Let's see. This park is called Fresh Kills Park. The San Francisco mayor is asked to stop ticketing victims of car thefts.

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So are the days of the United States. Frozen. The movie Frozen is huge. This movie, right?

I've seen little girls all over the world with the backpacks. You can't watch that movie and not know that the ideal is white, blue eyes, blonde hair, red hair. That's just one example. And you can have maybe a frog that turns into a princess for a minute and goes back to a frog and she's a brown girl. But that doesn't.

Oh, that's the exception, not the rule. So don't be naive about what they're what they're internalizing and how early. I feel like I have shaken baby syndrome from listening to her. That is what's her face? Robin D'Angelo, who is a bitchy old white lady who that's her job.

B O W L wall. It's an actual role apparently in, you know, America. And the I'm amazed. I mean, first off, she's the racist. Secondly, the movie Frozen is based on a it's like a Nordic tale. You know, up in the Nordic areas. You know, the Sweden's and the Norway's and the Denmark's and the Greenland's lots of lots of brown people up there. You know, I mean, it's where where are the brown people came? It's where you came from right up there. You know, you're Yeah, your Hispanic family came from up there, you know, in the Norway's brown people.

Yeah, that's where they come from. Apparently. I mean, according to Robin D'Angelo, who's, I mean, golly, I've never seen a woman hate herself so much as this broad.

Why can't we? Is she gonna get mad? And like, I mean, there's like a ton. What is she gonna is she gonna get mad? And is she gonna go after Moana next? I mean, what's the problem there?

Guess what? There are Polynesian tales there are like Mulan she gonna get mad at Mulan is she gonna is Robin D'Angelo gonna bust up and go where all the white women at like in Blazing Saddles? Or does she save that level of bitchery just for you know, like this movie in particular?

I'm just curious. I mean, there's all kinds of amazing tales all over the place. Also, maybe you should get a little bit out of your your Tupperware fresh, old, you know, white progressive commie lady viewing habits because there's a lot of amazing tales coming out of India coming out of I mean, I mean, I, Bollywood makes some of the and Hollywood makes some of the best films RRR is one of the best films I've seen literally in the past five years. Maybe you should like expand your viewing habits and stop bitching about children's animation. I'm just you know, oh my gosh, or a war. Maybe you should watch some anime woman. I mean, for crying out loud. This is just stale and cliched and it just shows how narrow minded and small her lived experience is. Maybe go get a progesterone shot. I don't know woman. We got a lice at it and I mean it. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.