Absurd Truth: Met Gala Mascot

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec.

It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. So I got to tell you one of my favorite gifts out there is the one where you know, Oprah was telling everybody you get a free car, you get a free car, but they changed it to bees. Like it's bees and then somebody like actually put in bees flying everywhere and all these women are screaming and crying because they all got new cars except it on the video. It looks like it's bees.

Anyway, that's the first thing that I thought of when I saw this headline. A crash unleashes 1 million bees onto a Florida highway. Now, my first thought was oh my gosh, are these honeybees? It doesn't say I think it is because beekeepers were there.

This is in Jacksonville. We have got to protect our honeybees at all costs. Like I will fight any insect for honeybee.

I will protect all honeybees. I mean, the truck was hauling these beehives crashed early Tuesday. And it released all these bees. I mean, oh, and they it was a home to a million of them.

And it was in Baldwin outside of Jacksonville city limits. Nobody was hurt, except the hives. And all these confused bees were gathering around the truck. So beekeepers had to unload the intact hives in another truck.

They had to then they had to later reopen the highway. I'm so glad that they took care because the world is going to go to hell if we lose our honeybees. I swear to you, I saved a honeybee.

Out of the pool the other day. I mean, I totally did. I was like, I will drown myself to save this bee. Because I don't because they pollinate.

I feel very strongly about pollination. Anyway, I can't. I oh my gosh, okay, I gotta do this one. I was on the fence as to whether I was going to talk about this. I got a couple of them here. Hang on. All right, first off, this Florida man created an actual, this is amazing.

And I want it. Scooter to ride onto the road. And the crazy thing is because of the way that the shadow is it you can't see the wheels and it looks like he's floating and I love it. He literally made a jet ski scooter. And he rides around on jet in Jacksonville. And he said if he tried to put it in the water, it would sink because there's a giant hole in the bottom. So it's just for the road. It's actually kind of is it it's like road legal, isn't it really? Yeah. And a Florida woman will talk more about this tomorrow.

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And a photographer actually photographed it and then tried to it and smushed it. Kevin Mazer was a celebrity photographer, a cockroach legit ran out onto the area where all of the all of the stars were showing up. And I don't even know why because you have to pay an exorbitant amount of money to go even if you get an invite. You have to pay remember AOC gotten she begged for an invitation, begged, and then she didn't pay anybody back when they you know, when they for her crappy dress, like tax the rich, whatever.

Didn't pay anybody back. And now here you have the cockroach running out. Do you see it? Did you see it? You just dying? Oh, my gosh.

So they ran out and they were taking pictures of it. And I don't know, I just the whole thing is goofy. It was all I guess they were honoring Karl Lagerfeld, who was a very non woke dude, who did his designer.

I think it's funny because he's not woke. None of these people would associate with him. If he did not have the pedigree with fashion that he did. He would have been canceled already.

But he has blank you credibility because he's been in fashion since he was like a baby. Now he's dead. But I mean, he would they would have totally canceled him because he hated everyone. He hated fat chicks. He hated every he would be he would say it like that. And anybody else would say it and they would be canceled.

I'm not kidding. It was hysterical. They were terrified of him. Because he just he's I think he was immortal.

I don't know. It was like a vampire or something. He was older than dirt and he had been in fashion for forever.

And he this dude would have been canceled. It's so funny. Yeah, they got a they got a cockroach out there. It's just so appropriate.

I love how the cockroach got more attention than the Met Gala itself. Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing? Rick Owens? No, anyway, sorry.

I don't dislike him. I just Oh, man. All right. So what else?

Oh, I know because I was looking for one. Can we please talk about the leaf blower thing here real quick. First they came for these sulfites in your phosphates in your dish soap.

Right? That was they came for that now. And then they came for your gas ovens. Now they want your leaf blowers. Here's USA Today. Yes, leaf blowers and lawnmowers are shockingly bad for the planet.

Bands are beginning to spread. Advocates say that using a commercial gas leaf blower for an hour produces emissions equal to drive in from Denver to LA. That is such a lie.

This is so stupid. So now they're going, I want to go and buy a ton of gas powered leaf blowers. And I want to leave them all on my driveway.

And I just want to turn them all on. You know, if you're looking for a future Christmas gift for me, I'll take a leaf blower. And Oh, and then people are like, they're noisy.

Like this one chick. She passed the Washington DC's ban on gas powered leaf blowers. She was remarking on the absence of the noisy blowers. It's already being felt in Washington.

She's like she says, quote, you used to hear them all day everywhere you win and now you don't. What did you think they got the leaves up with magic? Magic. Oh my gosh, I just can't believe that I'm seeing people out here manicuring the city. I woke up.

I thought it woke up like this. That. Oh, I don't even care. I actually want everything to just I want the planet to fall apart sooner rather than later because I can't stand it.

That's why when I see these people that are doing stuff like live forever. No, because I hate so many of you. No, not you guys.

But everybody else. No. Oh my gosh. Yes, Kane.

More KJP audio. Remember we were just talking about her lying about about leaf blowers 90%? No, but possibly those who handle landscaping. Shut up. What? No, I thought she's going down that road. Is she going down the road? I'm thinking that she's gonna go down.

She's no, she's not going down that road, but she's doubled down on the 90% number. Doubled down. I have to hear it.

How do you? Yeah, please. Let's go ahead. You said yesterday that when it comes to illegal migration, you've seen it come down by more than 90%. Where did that number come from?

It was I was speaking is telling us the number is I hear you. I'm about to answer. I'm about people. I'm about to answer your so if you if the dramatics could come down just a little bit. Oh my gosh, can't stop it right here.

I can't make it through. First off, he asked her a question, girl. He asked you a question.

He asked her a question. That is not dramatics. If you can turn the dramatics.

He's asking you a question. If you think that's dramatic, then maybe you're too sensitive for this job. Okay, go ahead. I'm about people. I'm about to answer your so if you if the dramatics could come down just a little bit.

The dramatics would come down a little bit dramatic about asking a question about. Okay, I'm going to answer. So I was speaking to the parolee program. As you know, the president put in place a parolee program to deal with to deal with certain countries on on ways that we can limit illegal migration. And we have seen the data has shown us that is gone down by more than 90%.

That's not true. I'm gonna get a leaf blower. You know what, when she gets up at the podium, I just want to get out there. The leaf blower. Look around my leaf blower. Come and get it government. Come and get my leaf blower. Come and take it. Dana's quick five. out.

Because no one's there to write their funny haha lines for them. It actually might be the best thing that's ever happened. I don't know that I'm opposed.

I oppose this. IBM said it could replace 7800 employees roughly, with a high code, international business machines IBM, their CEO said that the company is expecting to pause their hiring for jobs that he says could be done with AI. He says that hiring in back office jobs will be slowed down in the coming year. 30% of the 26,000 jobs being replaced by AI.

So that's about 7800 would be lost. Who boy. Wow.

I'm man I'm telling you, there's gonna be some realignment. A 70 year old bearded man wins a women's poker tournament. Was that you came? Okay. It was in Florida.

A 70 year old man won the world poker tour at ladies event, Florida. He signed up for the female only contest because he could pretend to identify a woman because they allow anything nowadays. He said he did it just to make a point.

So I think it's actually kind of funny. Also the New York police. They're busy searching for a guy who pooped on two pride flags.

Oh my goodness. Get your hate crimes task force out to investigate hate crimes. I mean, normally would be like public defecation. And that's gross no matter what, but specifically because it's an alphabet flag. It's aggravated harassment. So they're looking at the guy who pooped on two flags.

I mean, you know, sometimes it happens. Philadelphia Inquirer has a story of Thomas Jefferson president who is being who is in trouble because he liked some tweets. The chief executive officer of Thomas Jefferson University said he was disappointed in the President Mark Tkaczynski's careless use of his Twitter account in which he liked tweets that questioned the science of the Rona vaccines vaccines and gender reassignment surgery as child mutilation.

Somebody had to go through this dude is a Yale educated molecular immunologist. And he's worked at Thomas Jefferson University for 16 years. The CEO of Thomas Jefferson University had to have gone to his account and looked at what he was liking stalker much. He liked some tweets guys.

He's and so they were going after his like history. He liked some tweets. So he wrote this email to this, the chief executive officer. This individual Joseph Caccioni wrote this email over the weekend, all the faculty, the employees and the students. And he was explaining that, oh, he's got a troubling like history on his Twitter account. And he's so disappointed.

And it's a careless use of use. Oh, my goodness. And he said that he's liked all these tweets about how the injection was ineffective, etc, etc. And he started counting the number of likes he actually counted up the number of likes on opinions with with whom he disagreed. And the for his part, Tkaczynski, who 70 told the Philadelphia Inquirer that he liked tweets to bookmark them. I do that too.

Sometimes you can bookmark them that way. And he goes, I regret how my lack of understanding caused them to question my views. Don't apologize. Don't apologize. It's the it's the FUD who doesn't understand how Twitter works that doesn't who thinks that if you'd like something that you're endorsing it like is not an endorsement.

A lot of people use it for bookmarking. And he wrote a letter of apology and all this stuff. The first thing is he apologized.

I would not have apologized. I would have told this guy to go pound C in sixth place to Sunday. And he's and and and then he, they had the chair of the university board get involved.

And he said, this is getting mine. The board's full attention. We have complete confidence in this Caccioni guy and the management team. They're thoughtfully managing the situation. No, they're not. They're psychos. They're self-infatuated psychos who literally went on Twitter and obsessed over what he liked and didn't like. Are you people mental?

This is stupid. Whatever happened to for I mean, free speech, my gosh. It's this old leftist boomer who gets on there for the love. But that's where that's kind of like what is happening that with all of these different universities, even if you have faculty that go against the ground.

They target them. And now you got them cataloging likes. I wish this guy wouldn't have apologized.

He gave up way too quickly. And it was you can like whatever all I would have to do is say yeah, I this was my opinion or I liked it because it's similar to my opinion or I was bookmarking it. Do you not know how bookmarking how the how to bookmark tweets you FUD? Do you not know how this works? I just do not reward stupidity by placating it. I do not pretend that it is on the same level as reason or logic. I do not entertain it at all.

I reject it outright. Because that's not it's not compassion to make people easy in their stupidity. It's laziness to do that when you're making someone easy in their ridiculousness in their stupidity and then their ideological bigotry. You not only perpetuate the problem, but you also, I mean, you're just you're like giving up. And you're not doing them any favors.

It's like the opposite of compassion. Golly. Meanwhile, Bud Light earnings have dropped now by 26%. It was what 17% last week? 26% now. I cannot believe they still have not figured out how to handle this. I cannot believe it. I mean, I have ideas, but it'll cost you cost them.