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Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right, so I was thinking about saying, well, who hasn't made which of us hasn't made this mistake, but no, none of us have this from News 13 Channel 13 WBTW. A Florida man mistakes bird poop on his car for white paint and calls deputies to report a crime. WFLA says a Polk County man mistook some bird duty on his car for white paint thought he had been targeted and called deputies to report the crime.

This all according to Polk County Sheriff's Office, a Winter Haven man called them Thursday morning. He said someone had covered his black Jeep Cherokee with white paint. But when deputies arrived, they immediately saw what the issue was that it was bird droppings, avian, not paint. And he was told that that no one targeted him. They even cleaned his car. How nice is that? They cleaned his car.

I don't know. Also, a Florida man is accused of stealing 69 birds, more than $10,000. Accused of this like all took them from their cages during a burglary. Damian Romalo was arrested, charged with armed burglary, grand theft, petty theft, according to Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office. He's accused of robbing a home in Lake Worth. According to the sheriff's office, he stole 30 adult and baby cockatoos, four parakeets, 15 canaries and 20 pigeons. How did you shove them in your coat? I mean, how did this? So they did actually apprehend him.

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Hmm. I've literally been waiting for 48 hours to play the song. I can't even a little air clap to cocaine there over the hazmat team audio where they were calling in the cocaine that was found apparently. They said it was in the White House library.

Welcome back to the program, your lovable, rested and well fed curmudgeon Dana lash here with you listen coast to coast can stream the show during the YouTube discussion as well. So this I mean, it already sounds like it's a cover up what's happening here. So what happened is apparently somebody had themselves some booger sugar up in the White House. That is what happened.

You know, it's true. You know, some of some of that fairy dust. They had that up in the White House. Some cocaine was found. And it happened to be found right after Hunter Biden was at the property.

Just a coincidence, I am sure. So Secret Service, they found this they were doing their routine, like walk about and they found the cocaine it tested positive for the cocaine. It was they said it was found in the library, which is open to the public, but really isn't. Biden was not there. He and his son were at Camp David.

They went away for a long weekend to Camp David. Hmm. And so now Secret Service, they launched an investigation, like OJ to find the real killer to determine how the cocaine got there and who was responsible, because it's apparently two floors below the first family's living quarters.

And I love how they were leaking out. Well, you know, it's could be accessible to the public. You know? Yeah, I'm really Have you ever been to the White House? The screening?

Shut up the screening process to get in there. Are you kidding me? No one is going to be they have drug sniffing dogs. No one's gonna be walking up with some cocaine and just gonna I'm gonna leave it in the White House.

Who would do that? Do you realize how dumb that is? Stop floating this media. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna happen. Just like fetch didn't happen.

And Mean Girls, this isn't gonna happen either. So whose cocaine is it? I mean, we all have they want everyone wants you to think that it's it was first it was something else. They had the they had to block off roadways, everything when they were there. And some people were saying, Oh, well, you know, could be like a local anesthetic. Oh, that's all is used to know. So no, it's not. It's not used in those sprays. It's legit booger sugar stop. I mean, they and they kept trying to say cocaine hydrochloride, they kept trying to use it. No, stop.

It's not the nasal liquid stuff. But that's what they actually tried to say it. And I'm, I'm looking at all of these different media articles. Oh, my gosh, there's a lot of them. The training times, a whole bunch of a bunch of reporters, it was almost like talking points went out, which maybe they did.

And they all ran with us. But we all know what it was. I mean, it's in the weird thing is, is where it was found. Biden didn't answer any questions about it. There are several threads on ongoing on social media talking about how the White House was trying to discredit reports. At first that it was cocaine. Apparently Secret Service didn't collect fingerprints. That was one of the things that that was going around that they apparently didn't collect because I mean, we all know it's hunters. It wouldn't have been the first time that Secret Service ran cover up for him.

Don't ever forget about how when his weight, it takes me a minute to go through the relationship here. The former sister in law ex lover, right? She stole his illegally purchased gun and threw it in a trash can literally across the street from an elementary school. And the Secret Service apparently intervened and we're helping to hide stuff up like they helped hide things about Ashley Biden's diary and Hunter Biden's laptop. Anyway, you have the White House that's under 24 seven video surveillance.

They know who they know how it got here and they know who did it. And the reason you're not hearing about some staffer, they're not trotting out some staffer to take the blame is because it's Hunter. He's legit an addict. Why is this a shocker? This is a guy who filmed himself driving 172 miles per hour while doing cocaine in Las Vegas. And then Democrats kept trying to say, well, you know, the media, they're not reporting that cocaine was found in the White House library. They were saying it's cocaine hydrochloric like a nasal spray. It's not that's not what it was. So they're all immediately trying to they trying to run defense for this nepo baby, this almost 60 year old nepo baby. This is wild. I mean, how many times how many times has Secret Service had to intervene and deal with this?

Deal with the first son? Golly, I mean, you used to have 6000 people that visited the White House per week. And then when you had the lockdown, they restricted the hours and they do public tours and stuff like that. But you can't bring in you. You can't even bring in a bag to the White House. I don't know if you knew this, you can't even bring your bag.

You have like a belt bag or like a cross but you can't bring that to the White House. Why in the hell do you think that? How do you think somebody is going to sneak in a bag of cocaine? Geez, maybe it was dropped by a bat.

I don't know. But it's just a mystery. They just they have no idea. I mean, there are cameras everywhere 24 seven security, drug and bomb sniffing dogs everywhere. They just don't know how the cocaine got there.

There are also some conflicting narratives about this. Simon Ataba, who has been on the program before he was saying that they had Secret Service and he's a reporter. He's part he's in the White House every day. He says that they were stating some of the Secret Service sources that the cocaine was discovered in a work area.

And that dispatch recording, though, indicated that it was in the library. Now he adds that the White House West Wing, and he put this on social media, refers to one of the two main wings of the White House, the official residents and workplace of the president, and the West Wing houses, the offices, working spaces of the president's staff, etc. That's also where the Oval Office is. And that's where he conducts his, you know, where he has his meetings, all the official duties go down in that part of the building. And the primary location for his executive office, the key departments, all that stuff like chief of staff, you know, things like that.

The library, it grants access to White House staff, including the president, immediate staff, it's a working library, and they have some scholars that can be granted and historians that can be granted access to it. But that's handled on a case by case basis. And there's records of everything in addition to you know, the video everywhere. So this is I'm totally I mean, it's it's Hunter Biden's I can't imagine it not being anybody else's. Do you agree? There's no one?

Oh, I absolutely agree. There's just no there's there's no Imagine if they found, say, an explosive or like ricin, we would know who that person is immediately. But this probably means now Secret Service was saying that it was in the West Wing and not the library. But that's not what the hazmat audio said.

So there's some there's some conflicting narratives. It was the DC Fire Department and hazmat. They were saying I mean, their radio dispatches were saying that it was on the library, two floors below the private residence. Now, again, the caveat and this is what Democrats have really been pushing is that well, that's also open to the public.

But that's not what the hazmat audio said. Remember, it's a case by case basis granted access to it because it's a working library. And anyone who's ever been to the White House knows you can't carry stuff like that in there.

Unless you're there for business, unless you're a reporter and you have all your credentials and under you can't, you can't not just be a visitor and go in and bring bags and stuff. This is not ever how it's ever worked. So, I mean, how long are they going to and to what end will they go to run defense for him? Did you see the article that came out over the weekend? Actually, I think it was like Sunday evening, where it was reported that Joe Biden and the White House were going to run defense for him. I think it was like Sunday evening, where it was reported that Joe Biden angrily rebuffed suggestions from staff about Hunter Biden, and he was saying don't question it, etc. And the thing that was floated out was that he was worried that his son may relapse. And so that's why he's keeping him close. To me, that screams national security concern.

Yeah. That's not a good excuse. So to me, all of this stuff leads up to he is a major liability, not just for the White House, but for Democrats. Hunter Biden's a major liability. They can't let him go anywhere.

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That's angel.com slash freedom. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. I have too many headlines.

We're gonna try to roll through it. Okay, so the Philadelphia mass casualty incident, the mass shooting which left five fatalities. Apparently, the killer is a BLM activist who is also apparently identified as transgender.

That's according to New York Post, Associated Press, Philadelphia Inquirer. Yeah, that's some of the... Also, apparently China is they I guess Barbie wanted the movie Barbie wanted to make sure that they had openings in China. In the movie, there's a controversial map that was actually favored by Beijing and it shows China's claim to disputed waters in the South China Sea. Now remember, they tried doing something like this to the Taiwanese flag on Mavericks jacket and finally Top Gun, the sequels basically told them to pound sand, and they didn't get a China opening.

Yeah, well, I wish that the Barbie movie would have done the same thing. But also, let's see gun save lives. I had tweeted this out a little, it was like a day or so ago. In Las Vegas, Turnberry Towers, there was actually someone a good guy with a gun who stopped a bad guy with a rifle and was able to save the day and then save all of the innocent people inside. Network Vegas is the it was at the Westgate Hotel Casino in Las Vegas. And it was Network in Vegas. That's the the original story there. But Las Vegas police confirmed it and they said it was a good guy with a gun who who saved the day, because guns do save lives.

Also, judges block us officials from tech contacts in First Amendment cases. We're going to talk more about this here coming up as well. If you care, Bill de Blasio and his crazy wife are separating no one cares. Also, US Army soldiers are planning to bring a stray dog called Meatball and her eight puppies back with them from the Middle East. Those puppies would not be alive if it wasn't for the intervention of our army soldiers. And please make this happen, DoD.

If you do one thing in your life, you can put out the videos. If you're trans, dude, then help these guys bring this dog and the pups back, please. We have a lot more on the way, including culture, wokery, domestic issues, SCOTUS, all kinds of stuff. Maybe some more cocaine.

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Not how you have to sex. Just a thought. Welcome to the second hour of the program.

Dana Lash here with you, your lovable curmudgeon back, well rested, well fed from Italy. And we've had a few things have happened. I don't know if you've seen a couple things have happened while while we were gone and a lot of stuff over the past couple of weeks. Just over the Independence Day observance. So this individual, while you have the saber rattling from China and the coup, not a coup that happened with Russia and the Wagner group.

Remember, we talked about that like weeks ago. That immediately I thought that was suspicious. But now this is how you have members of our, like, this wasn't just a member of the military doing this on their own. It was pretty much like a promoted by the Department of Defense. I have like a whole bunch of what is it the army? Who else like our actual verified military branches? Department of Defense tweeted it and said, US Army Major Rachel Jones found solace after coming out as a transgender female. And they said his but they used her journey battling depression, and suicidal thoughts, embracing authenticity and if you're suicidal, because you don't know what bits and pieces you got, I don't want you in a position of that and in the I don't want you in the military.

I mean, for crying out loud, the military has discriminated against people for having flat feet. But gosh, I don't know if it's a penis or vagina, so confused. Feel like it should be this one instead of that one. I mean, that's for seriously. The purpose is to be a fighting force, not a social experiment. Embracing authenticity. What the hell does that word salad even mean? Let's just put words together. We're going to hug air. I don't know.

Like, let's just put random words together. Embracing authenticity. That's the opposite of embracing authenticity. That's celebrating inauthenticity.

Because you're saying that this dude is a chick, and that he was suicidal and couldn't deal with everyday life until you started affirming his own fantasy perception of himself. Boy, let's go ahead and give, I mean, for crying, you have people here in the United States who are trying to get you out of the United States that don't believe that regular everyday people should be able to bear arms. But hey, if this person does this, let's go ahead and give them full auto and send them over to a village in Afghanistan. Let's go ahead. Where they would probably kill.

No, I, I have a million, I've got a million questions. But the purpose is to be a fighting force, not a social experiment. And we wonder why we're having, I mean, we don't wonder, but they wonder why we're having all of these issues with recruitment. Now, it was the Department of Defense, this video was posted on the official Instagram page verified of the US Army Sustainment Command. They posted that video. Sustainment Command. What?

What does that even mean? You have one job. What's your job? War? What is your what? War, like literally kicking ass. That's, that's my job. War. Not.

Oh, my gosh. This doesn't look like it's commanding any sustainment. It's, this goes hand in hand with the story from the Wall Street Journal that I found. And the piece says the military recruiting crisis, even veterans don't want their families to join. The subheading, Pentagon scrambles to retain the main pipeline for new service members as disillusioned families steer young people away. And that's the truth of it.

They absolutely are. And then you see stories like this. This soldier, he's a hero, Colonel, Colonel Dr. Kelvin Wright. He had to walk away, he was forced to, after serving in the military for 14 years. He saved countless lives in Afghanistan. He trained medics. He's a reservist army medic. He recalled his daily Chinook helicopter flights across enemy held Helmand territory, risking his life to save critically injured soldiers and civilians.

14 year military career, and he's been canceled. His crime was to share without comment a Facebook post that he considered just something that was described as common sense. But the junior officers, well, they got sand in there, you know what, and they had angry backlashes. That's, that's what it is. The message featured a quote from a woman's rights, a woman's rights campaigner.

It's Helen Joyce, and it read, quote, if women cannot stand in a public place and say men cannot be women, then we do not have women's rights at all. And that is true. But the junior officers had their fields hurt. And despite his years of service, he was dragged into disciplinary proceedings after a single solitary complaint snowballed into a rage mob tantrum. A seven page letter signed by several alphabet activists and sent to top brass objected to him remaining in the army because of his quote, anti trans views. He was never allowed to see the letter. He wasn't even told the extent of the allegations against him. He described it as a quote, terrible slur on his honor, which it is. And he was canceled right out of existence. And the quote is right.

If women cannot stand in a public place and say men cannot be women, we do not have women's rights to sham and just free speech right as well. So this guy can be canceled by alphabet activists for saying the obvious. And we wonder why we have a problem with recruitment.

There's no way in hell. That I would allow any of my offspring to ever serve in a military. If you can't tell a penis from a vagina, you do not know how to prosecute a war. Plan and simple. If you don't understand basic science, you're not going to understand Sun Tzu. You're not going to understand strategy or tactics or objectives. It's not a social experiment.

But if you're trying to destabilize the United States and make us weak in front of any kind of geopolitical foes, that's exactly the thing that you would try to do. Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast.