Absurd Truth: Coming Out With My Boots On?

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. A Florida Man is recovering after he was attacked by a shark in Manatee County, according to local reports sidebar. I don't look at manatees as innocently as I used to. Not after that one story that we had. Not after that one story.

This man is described as being in his early 20s. He was bitten in the lower leg by a shark near Bean Point on the north end of Anna Maria Island, according to West Manatee Fire Rescue. After he was attacked, somebody applied a tourniquet and he was brought to the Manatee County emergency. Everything's manatee. You heard you heard what they did, right? Like you heard what that one manatee did.

He killed his brother. You heard how they had like a whole island boy thing going on. Like those two manatees.

They were the manatee version of the island boys. Don't Google it. Anyway, so we're not gonna be able to continue. Hang on.

It's my cold nuts. I can't know what they've had to do. The investigation remains ongoing.

The condition is unknown. They're uncertain as to what type of shark etc. It's a shark.

That's all you need to know. And they said the day before there was a dude surfing a little after 3pm and he was bitten by a shark. So Florida Fish and Wildlife say it's unlikely for somebody to be bitten by shark in Florida waters, you know, except for these two days in a row when someone was bitten by shark, you know, in Florida waters. So they're just like, you know, be aware. I think people are. We're just saying.

Let's see. Hey, I got a couple of Oh, why is this trending? Like I this is the third story I've seen about this. They're saying that leprosy this is Florida.

I don't know. It's not Florida, man. But they're saying leprosy could be endemic in Central Florida and researchers are trying to figure out why. Have you heard about this? Isn't this an iguana thing?

Don't they got? Don't those iguanas got leprosy? I could be totally wrong, but I swear somebody told me that before.

Anyway, it's probably not a scientist. They said that the research letter in Journal of Emerging Infectious Diseases, CDC, so they said 81% of the cases of leprosy reported in Florida. They say it's historically uncommon, but they're like looking into it. In 2015, they blamed Armadillos. Remember, they said Armadillos carried it. So Caltech invented the concealed carry category years ago with the P 11. But did they stop there?

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But apparently, I'm under the weather. So I'll say whatever the hell I want growing your boobs, kind of cutting them off apparently grows you. You know, you get a polyp and apparently that grows into a full grown penis.

Who knows? It's magic. Can you didn't know that? That's the that's the science behind the trans activism. You didn't know it. So anyway, these these god awful looking boots.

Can we? I hate platforms because platforms make you look like a Clydesdale. No one looks good in platforms. I see these these shoes out even in the 90s.

I thought they were stupid. Remember, ladies, you remember this 90s ladies out there, dude, you might remember your your sisters, maybe your moms, or your girlfriends wearing the black Steve Madden platform slide sandals. I don't know how many girls twisted their ankles on those stupid things. Everybody had them. Everybody had them.

So I just had regular flat Doc Martens. I didn't have the platform because they you look like a Clydesdale. You look ridiculous. Stop it. It's one of the worst things and kids today are trying to bring it back.

Learn from our mistakes. Anyway. So Doc Martens they're coming. They decided to have they had a a topless cartoon person that has scars. Under where the breast would be as like, you know, that's their Oh, breast removal surgery.

And it's a part of a promotional stunt. They gave away a pair of these like custom rainbow colored boots. Alphabet friendly boots. Okay, explain to me what alphabet friendly boots mean. Like you have sex a certain way. What are the boots do to help you with that?

Like when you're talking about can we talk about how stupid the languages and the identity and all this other ridiculous nonsense in American culture? What about this? The damn boots make it easier for your alphabet lifestyle. I like to put how I have sex on my shoes.

That just makes you an oversharer. So they were designed by a self described quote unquote, queer illustrator. They put them on the Instagram account, but people were mad because it said they were cashing in on the mutilation of women. And so people were saying, okay, we're going to boycott some said, Oh, we're standing up for minorities. Okay, it's not a minority.

Stop acting like it's in any way representative of even it's a tiniest fraction of the world population. And even at that it's this is like when you're doing this, it's a mental illness. You can get mad at me, you can disagree with my opinion.

I don't care. And these boots are just ugly. They're just ugly, right? I mean, at some point, you got to get out of the Lisa Frank aesthetic.

I think we can all agree with us, right? You've got to get out of the Lisa Frank aesthetic. Like how forever 21 is not meant to be taken literally as a store.

And then you'll see 50 year old women on there. I don't get it. So they said that they put these shoes out.

People are mad. There was a British coffee. Now here's what's weird.

So it's a pink topless person, clearly a check that had her breasts removed. And they weren't the only one to use like almost this exact same thing. There's a British coffee maker. I didn't know but the apparently the one of the biggest coffee chains in the UK is called Costa coffee or Costa coffee co s ta. I don't know.

I don't care. It's their largest coffee chain. They apparently used a very similar drawing with the scars. This androgynous looking character with scars below each nipple. And they apparently put that on their their stuff, all their marketing stuff. And so now, people are like, you're trying to mainstream this, this unnecessary surgery. And you're targeting people who are unhappy with their bodies. I think it's a body shaming thing, too. And people are wearing these unnecessary scars of mastectomies and like as a badge of honor or something.

Which is true. Notice that they never did anything like this for breast cancer people. Anybody who had to have you know, a mastectomy for breast cancer, they don't do it for that. No, but they'll do it for women who don't need it. And they just want to identify as men.

We're going to talk about diminishing and kind of mocking. I just think that's that's if you want to have the discussion about what's offensive, that's actually offensive. Where now you have trans activists that are trying to even co-opt that. It's ridiculous. So now, people in the United Kingdom are boycotting Costa Coffee, because they say you're prof- you are profiting off of this.

And there is something to it. It is kind of disgusting to see these major companies roll out. They're totally silent on actual issues that affect women. But then they roll out all of this virtue signaling stuff.

And it's I mean, and to see this with Doc Martens, it's super sad. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. So a vegan, this vegan raw food diet influencer.

I hate the word influencer. Her name is Zanna Dart. The art? What? Apparently died of starvation. She died of starvation. She has subsisted exclusively on a diet of exotic fruit in Malaysia, according to her friends and family.

39 years old. She promoted raw foods on social media. And she apparently finally sought out medical treatment during a tour in Southeast Asia. And they said that she had swollen legs and everything else.

And they said that she, like they were trying to get her to seek treatment. I mean, she looked too thin. She looked way too thin. I mean, there's like, there's been, you don't want to be ever be too thin, because that's also not healthy. And she just didn't look healthy at all. And so I mean, she looked malnourished. And turns out she was. Who knew? That's sad. That's incredibly sad.

I mean, it was totally avoidable. Also, this Commerce Secretary, the US Commerce Secretary is planning a trip in August later this month to China as tensions over tech controls simmer. She would be the fourth highest US envoy, highest level since June. And that comes after Biden is set to sign some order curbing, we'll see investments.

So we'll see how that goes. Oh my gosh, this is horrible. A woman slipped and plunged to her death off a cliff. Literally a moment after her boyfriend proposed. This was in Turkey. Right as moments literally right after her husband popped the question her husband to be. They were going to celebrate it and have a sunset picnic and the 39 year old fell over 100 feet off of a steep cliff in a city in northwestern Turkey. And the groom just proposed he went to the car to get the celebratory food and drinks and then he heard a scream he rushed back.

Did he? Okay, is that just me being suspicious? It's a sad story. But I'm like, hmm, but it's it's super sad.

It's very depressing. So that's gotta leave. This speaking of this guy, French daredevil, his luck ran out. He fell off of a Hong Kong high rise from the 68th floor.

This 30 year old Remy Lucidi was climbing the tree Gunter Tower complex when he fell. And he's known for extreme sports. He was on it was he was off this Hong Kong residential high rise. And he was pronounced out of the scene. And they he apparently told the security guard when he was entering that he was visiting a friend on the 40th floor. And they tried to apprehend him but beforehand but good heavens.

I mean, and he's got one of the last pictures where he is like apparently on one of these one of these skyscrapers. But golly, that's just that seems like that was avoidable. Just saying seems like it could have been avoidable.

All right. Well, we're seeing the same thing, Jose and clinic work. We are, as you said, hospitalizations going up. Let me just start with some good news.

We are not seeing anywhere near the dramatic rises that we saw in previous summers or previous years. That's good news. That's because a large part of the population has already either been infected and vaccinated or both several times. So what I think people need to know is that I would just hit people on alert that when you're in those crowded spaces, think about the cost and the colds.

And sometimes many people don't even have any sense of what's going on. A mask can be your best friend. Oh, no, it's not. We're not doing this again. Shut up. Shut up.

Who brought this skirt on MSNBC to sit here and rail on this mass propaganda? Oh, my gosh, I need something to throw. Okay, throw, throw something. This is ridiculous.

Stop it. We're not doing this again. Welcome back to the show.

Dana last year with you top of this third hour. Oh, no, we're not doing this again. This was I put the put this in this one.

This was MSNBC. The medical contributor for MSNBC was saying it's time to bring them out again, especially as schools. You know what, we've already established that they don't work. Shut up.

We've established that they don't work. We're not doing this again. I still cannot believe the stuff that no, my favorite thing. Can I just reimagine really quickly, by the way, while everybody tunes back in, because everybody went to go get them a soda and coffee and all this other stuff.

Welcome back to the show top of the third hour Dana lash with you. My favorite thing to do was not like in places where I had to put it on. And I think it was the last places that got rid of the mask mandate were like, help like if you went to the dentist or and that was because it was law and they didn't even if they didn't want to do it.

Although I did actually see a doctor when I had to get surgery, my which was medically necessary. They were like, we don't give it we don't give a blank about the mask. Take it off. It's stupid.

I love that doctor is so great. But I would like to I would put it on incorrectly. I would have my nose covered and I would make it as flat as possible to where it didn't cover my face.

And then much in the same way that Colin Robinson on what we do in the shadows is an energy vampire and how he like does purposefully stupid things to feed off the energy of other people. I would actually act like I had no idea what they were talking about if it wasn't on my face properly. I would and I cannot tell you how many times I did it. And maybe it wasn't this. It wasn't the nicest thing I could have done. But I don't care because it wasn't nice to make me pretend that this is actually going to work with doing anything.

It was stupid. I don't like to be nice when I met with discourteousness. It's just something that I have a lot of problems with, right?

It's very, very hard to be courteous in the face of extreme discourteous or massive propaganda that actually kills people. So I would just wear it where it's like, it would be flat and I'd have that and I'd have it crooked. Right? Or I would have it like hanging off my face and they're like, Can you fix your mask? And I'm like, Hmm, did I ask what? And they're like, No, that's not what we said. I'm like, huh, I just back and forth.

It would take like 15 minutes. I'm not joking. It was ridiculous. And then they hated me after that, but I don't care because I felt like I had to participate in absurd theater to highlight their absurdity. You know, my favorite though, my favorite moment with the masks was when I had to go into container store.

And I was getting just like, just some of the clear things for like storage and stuff. And I'm in my car and I'm getting out of my car. And it was summer. This was like one of the first, this was like the summer after the, you know, people started calming down with everything.

Get out. Some of the stores were still requiring masks. And there was a woman who was legit in her car by herself. And it was 90 degrees outside with her mask on.

Okay. And she waited. It was almost like she thought I was too close to her.

And I had like a hat on and my hair back. So, and it was almost like she thought I was too close to her. And she was afraid she would get germs or something.

But she waited till after I went. She had her mask on. And then I saw it was two masks, not one mask. So she was legit in her car with two masks on.

Now I'm not passing judgment on people, you know, and I was like, maybe she's got, maybe she has like a, you know, compromised immune system. And I was being real cool. But it was just real weird, you know.

And later when I came out, I was getting my, my big clear boxes in the, rubber boxes in the back of my car. And she came out, I kid you not, you guys. She gets in her car and she's like, I'm going to get you.

Guys. She gets in her car. You know what she does? Do you know what she does? Do you know what she does?

She pulls her mask down, lights up a cigarette. I kid you not. So then I was like, you don't have a compromised immune system. You're a fruitcake. And then I immediately felt like, gosh, why didn't I take it?

Why didn't I be aggressive and slow down and try to walk by it? You know, like, I, you guys, everybody's got stories like that, right? Y'all got stories like that. Oh, my gosh, I can't even deal. Oh, they're not bringing this back.

We're not doing this again. Like I have a cold right now. It's not Coronavirus.

And if it was, I don't care. If anybody, everybody who works with me knows if they don't want to come in, they don't want to come in. But I'm, it's a summer cold. And I think they honestly been saying everything's Coronavirus. Isn't like the long COVID. Haven't they been saying? Oh, my gosh, it's crazy. On Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcast.