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See Lowe's.com slash terms for details. Subject to change. The core issue here is that Iran can never have a nuclear weapon. We make that point in every interaction with them. Beyond that, I would say that I don't want to characterize these meetings because if there's going to be a deal with Iran, it's not going to happen at a press conference.

It's going to involve a lot of hard work over a period of time, and it will engage and involve mediators as well.

So, as the President said, he's open to a deal. The President's open still to this moment to making a deal with Iran that allows Iran to be what it should be, which is a great and prosperous country.

Well, it could be, but were it not for the mullahs? Were it not for the regime, the that really many Democrats helped keep in power. Welcome to the radio program. Dana Ash with you. We're at the top of this first hour.

I mean, that would if we'll see what happens, but so far, we've been dabbling in this containment. Trap. You know, what we're dealing with with Iran is not. all that much different in terms of for instance, how our ally Israel tried to Contain Hamas. I mean, we're trying to, we're doing a, it's a containment trap.

Oh, well, they're not going to do anything. Oh, they're not going to, well, yeah, they will, and they have repeatedly. I don't know why we get this idea or why summon government. prolong this for as long as they do, because there's no one to, honestly. They get by.

They get by. On the indulgence. of our belief that they won't do anything. And that's the truth of the matter.

Now, as this relates to, I mean, I know because we're getting into weird territory with midterms. Coming up. And We've got the doomerism out there. Everyone's trying to just scare you half to death about the economy. What I don't understand is, taking all of this into account, why anyone would go, let's make it worse.

Let's make it worse. Huh. Yeah. Don't Don't Don't think so. Don't think that that's the way to go.

So This is the latest, and of course, the Iranian president. Is, well, the Iranian regime is blaming the United States and everyone else. Mossaud Peshakian was blaming the United States and Israel for stoking all of the global instability. He gets up there before the UN because that. Freak shows been happening this week.

He gets up there before the UN and says that, oh, it's these two countries that are causing everything. It's been Iran that has caused absolutely everything, entirely unprovoked, entirely unsolicited, entirely untriggered. All of it. They've been the ones causing this day in and day out, but They if look if they see a weak Congress Then That's bad for us. This is why midterms, this is why I wish if Trump is going to do it just Cut the damn head off before midterms.

Just do it. Because we will never Ever get this close again in our lifetimes? That is a promise. And we're going to continue dealing with this, all these people bitching and moaning about everything in the Middle East that's been literally funded by two countries. Iran and Qatar.

The Qataris, the Iranian regime. They've been driving this this entire time.

So there's literally This is, I mean, think of it though. If we lose midterms, you lose Congress, you're going to lose your inability to back anything up with funding. Number one, you lose the Senate. Good heavens. I mean, first it'll be impeached Palooza.

There will never be any criminal charges brought. But then, what you're going to see is a dramatic surrender. With all of our foreign policy, everything that we've done. I mean, we're going to hear go into the Greenland deal here coming up. Because some details have been released about that.

And by the way, I've seen some doomers out there trying to say that, well, this is just like what we have. It's not unless you're illiterate. I need people to stop embarrassing themselves by just repeating things that they see retards say on social media. I really need them to stop. I see some of these people, the doomers out there.

And I know you all see them too. You can't pay attention to them, bless their hearts. They're stupid. They don't know anything. They can't even read books without pictures.

And that's the truth. But The deal It's a pretty, I mean, it's quite different from anything that we've had before, and it gives us. Of course, it makes China mad. That's why you're seeing the propaganda against it. I noticed a massive increase just in my mentions alone about this.

I don't, I mean, you guys can't see this stuff. We have to monitor it. I've seen a major uptick in this. I've seen a major uptick in the bots that have been trying to sow Discord about all of this. That's because it's all foreign.

One of the worst things that Elon Musk does is to not. Force, verify, and block VPN usage. I think you should be able to, because a lot of these accounts, these new rando accounts, they use a VPN, they hide where they're at. It is a massive Massive problem. It should be that you have to have your driver's license to use this, I think.

to use the service because this is an information battle. It becomes a national security issue. When you have Hysteria online, and they try to foment it into actual action meat space.

So the Greenland deal. Like I said, we're going to dive into it. He pro the POTUS signed it. with uh the Danish The Danish leadership. And We have a pretty Good.

Leg up with this. I mean, this is a really great way to box out China. Not just China, but also Russia. I mean, and we did it without. Full-on annexation, which was what Europe was like, oh, the United States is going to.

Now The agreement to doesn't I mean it doesn't really give us new Economic privileges, but the expansion of military presence. And we've had one, the one that we had previously was in the 50s. This expands that, and of course, we also have to acquire the, we acquired the rare earth element. Mine. Like I said, we'll dive into all of that.

But significant stuff. The other things that we're going to jump into today. I know Congressman Brandon Gill on later. Uh POTUS MET. with Labour leader Andy Burnham.

That went about as well as you'd expect. And then, of course. We also have the issue with the diesel export ban. I don't know if I'm on board with this. I feel like and I I have a peace.

That I put, if you're a subscriber over at chapter and verse, I have a really, there's a really good piece that I have that's about this that gets into it because. I get a little nervous when we start talking about The banning of Of diesel exports. And this is because we have this crunch. We've kind of mentioned this in some of our headlines. Wall Street Journal.

Has a headline this morning. Trump's oil allies fear losing battle and bid to stop diesel export ban. American oil companies are opposed to it. Uh there are Republicans putting pressure on him. For this I mean, we're deal we're dealing with rising diesel prices.

And I get it that people are looking for answers, but trying to kneecap the United States in terms of diesel exports seems like that's going to make the problem worse, not better. Because it doesn't mean more diesel where people actually are using it. Right. I mean, most of that is concentrated in the Gulf because that's where that's in that region. In the Gulf, Gulf of America, you know, we're talking about, they produce more fuel than that entire region can consume anyway.

And other parts of the country, because of geography and the infrastructure constraints, the ability to get it there, actually have to rely on exports.

So the ban is actually going to put even more pressure on global diesel markets. That's a big issue. And I was reading: this is, this comes from oil and gas, about one and a half million barrels a day. of the eight million barrels of diesel traded globally or by sea, and we supply we supply the one point filling of that eight million that's traded globally. If you take out twenty percent of that, what's that going to do to global prices?

It's going to increase them. And the places that are going to get hit really hard are those parts of the country that rely on imported diesel. And that's I mean, you're going to see higher costs with transportation, farming, supply chain issues. I mean, you're and you could actually potentially Potentially you could see less fuel even being produced with this. Because if you don't have that access to global buyers, You know how you saw with Iran in the early days of all of this?

They were pumping out so much stuff they couldn't store it.

Well, yeah, Gulf Coast, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, coast storage, that's gonna fill so fast and the refineries are gonna have to cut back. And they don't just make d diesel also, they make jet fuel, they make gas, so that's that's then that runs across the board far beyond diesel.

So That's why I'm like, I because it's so interconnected. And I don't think people realize exactly how that is ferried around the country and what regions use what. And the domino effect. I don't think I'm on board with this, but I get it. We, you know, because we have other issues that exist outside of us, namely Iran and namely what's going on in Russia, so that's rocking global supply.

The answer, though, is more. Not restrictions to cut back. The answer is more. I mean, our refineries are at full cap. No cap.

Full capacity, no cap. They're doing everything that they can to meet demand right now. And I mean, if you remove from them that ability to keep producing and push it where it's needed. I mean, then they're going to have to cut back, and what's that going to do? That's going to be disastrous.

So, I don't necessarily agree with that. We're going to dive into everything with Greenland. Oh my gosh, guess what? Also, so a couple of other things. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

We got the latest at the Red-Green Alliance. We're also Ed Sheeran. He lost like how many followers did he lose? Like a couple hundred thousand followers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Most of them I think are bots. People are still filling his stadiums, though.

So we're going to dive into that. We're also going to talk about, check this out, an army vet. was running a literal California baby factory.

so that Chinese nationals could have American kids. Wait. Until you hear the story, because this guy wasn't on the left. This guy had wormed his way deep into the right. This is a mind-boggling story, and we're going to dive into it here.

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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. All right, so first, this is sad to see Dolly Parton's family fighting, apparently, but money does this.

So, her estate war, I didn't even know she had one until I was reading all of this, has escalated. Her manager filed for a restraining order, and her nephew was accused of threatening violence before he got fired from his top security role. I think you guys remember, I think it's the guy who was the one who did the video where he was announcing. Everything, but her manager now is seeking a TRO against her nephew and her longtime security chief, saying that he was being threatening, etc. And that's again, that's the guy that did the video where he uh.

Announced that she had passed, etc.

So that's sad to see that happen. But golly, you hear about it happening to so many families. California is declared a state of emergency ahead of El Niño. The uh issue here Forecasters say they could be damaging storms to the reason. You know what?

This happens every like every other year it happens. El Nino, you're going to see higher tides. You're going to see rain, blah, blah, blah. It's like people act like they've never been seen weather in California before. Pasta sold nationwide at Walmart's been recalled over concerns that it was contaminated with more deadly bacteria.

I'm tired of the deadly bacteria headlines. The GS Foods of New York is recalling two. Uh, you can go look it up online because I'm not gonna sit here and read all the stores off to you. But uh, it's basically yellow plastic bags. Just look, if you got pasta at Walmart, just check it out because it could be nasty.

Also, it doesn't seem like a good brand. I was looking, it doesn't seem like a good brand. America's biggest dating company is now betting on Trad values. This coming in from the Atlantic and a story that's taking so damn long to load, we're going to skip it. Moving on.

What does this headline say? They accidentally posted a nude player during a clubhouse celebration.

So now they're, I guess, having to apologize for that.

Well, because they were all in the locker room. And they were all celebrating their win. And I guess what?

Someone was inadvertently in the frame. Right. And they ended up.

Well, yeah, there's kind of a di that is maybe why you also shouldn't take photos in the locker room, even if you are celebrating because. You know, dudes change in the locker room. It's kind of how it works. 15 worst airports in America have been revealed. Oh man.

Can you? Do you think you can guess? I mean. Right? I know.

And it would be helpful if the Daily Mail, which is a bunch of retarded British people, if they did the article where they listed it, but they don't. But they just said Philly's bad. Fifth is DFW because they said it has the worst on-time departure rate. DFW is the largest, but also DFW is one of the nicest hotels or sorry, nicest airports. It's a super nice airport.

It's clean. They've been redoing everything. They have one that's most of them are actually on the East Coast, New Jersey, both airports in New York.

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Dana Lash with you. We are at the top, or no, sorry, bottom of this. first hour here. And by the way, if you hear like hammering, screaming, SAMO, SAMO, roof repair, that's what it is. Probably, if it's screaming, it'll probably be me done with everything and jumping off my roof because I'm but actually doing the deed.

So Kane's like, wow. It is. You we lived in plastic and they could dry wall dust for Three weeks, that's pretty amazing.

So welcome. The um Issue here at hand. This is a crazy story that I wanted to Share with you and pull this up. Because I couldn't believe it when I first read this. I'm like, seriously?

Uh That's pretty it's pretty Crazy. Uh This story, it says meat. U.S. Army vet running a California baby factory for Chinese nationals to have American kids.

Now, What if I we I know I know we had this story before that was a different story I know, you're like, wait, what? Yeah, the one that we had about the couple in California. Why are they all in California? The couple in California that did the. They also had a baby factory, remember?

And they had, how many kids did they? I think it was, I mean, they had a. I I think in total At one point, they had like seventy kids. They had I think they worked with a couple of hundred total, but the one couple that we talked about, just so you don't think I'm talking about the same story, they had like 70 kids at one point.

So this is entirely. different story. And the reason I'm I'm taking such great pains to make that distinction. is because This isn't even the second one. Yeah.

I don't think It's realized. That There are a million of these types of stories out there. where you have I mean, I guess baby factory is the correct way to put it. This individual is the second one that we've talked about on air. He has Had a surrogacy agency called Patriot conceptions.

And it operates between the US and China. And they've been accused of hiding even you know, from the state who the biological parents Or So they have women that they recruit. to carry babies for this agency. And I don't know. What Determines the grade of salary, but they make anywhere between $60,000 to $120,000.

for being a surrogate. I don't even know if that's like the going rate for that. You know what I mean? It's rent a womb is what it is. It's rent.

A womb. And The women who carry babies for the agency they recruit them. through social media. all of this. Then the kids after they're born The kids are taken by the parents.

Back to China, and they're raised in China.

Now, in China, It is considered To be It's like a status symbol. To have You know, a a baby with US citizenship. It's considered like a, you know, carrying around the latest, uh, wearing the latest it pair of it shoes or carrying around an it pair or whatever. It's like a status symbol, having a little dog. I don't know.

It's a status symbol. to be able to have A a baby that has that citizenship. And it's legal to do, it's run by this particular agency. is run by a guy who is a Chinese national. Who came to the United States?

And went into the army and founded this company. He even, and I tweeted this out, he even worked. For the who well, he worked with the Hoover Institution, which is You know, kind of like a right, would you say like a maybe right word center right leaning thing entity? But then the Hoover Institution dropped him after his story started coming out. And when I went to their page and I took a screenshot of it, I was like, oh.

Because It showed that they apparently had cut ties with him and they accused him. Of basically not They said Uh his name is How Shian Bai. They said Haushi embays veteran fellow status because that's what he used to be. He was. A fellow with the Hoover Institution.

And again, it's a right-leaning thing. Right leaning entity. And he was able to like get right in there. And it said that they ended his sta his fellow status. in October of last year.

He was focusing. This is a weird focus for a dude, right? Listen. He was focusing specifically on U.S. veteran access to IVF through TRICARE.

Is that weird? Is it a weird kind of thing? Yeah. For a Chinese dude born in China, came to the United States, got in the marriage. He focused on access to IVF through TRICARE.

And they say he's no longer affiliated with the Hoover Institution. In light of recent media reports, they said it's clear Mr. Bayh misled the institution on the nature of his businesses. A full internal review of the application process to the Veteran Fellowship Program will be conducted by institutional leadership. Necessary changes will be implemented immediately.

Damn, that's a pretty hardcore statement. That's pretty hardcore.

So They were accusing him of being misleading.

So he's Apparently, there was one surrogate who came forward from this guy's agency, this Haoxian Bao's agency. She came forward and she was only identified as Judy, right? They didn't really identify her, they only called her Judy. And she came forward because she found out who she was a surrogate for. She was a surrogate for a reclusive Chinese billionaire.

name Shu Bo. Who apparently has already sired 300 kids, over 300 kids, I think. Is it 300? Over 30, I think it's over 300. She found out.

That she wasn't carrying a child for like a couple in China or a couple, period. She was carrying it for this. billionaire who already has three hundred kids. And she said, quote, This is what she told CBS News. This is the billionaire that Juan's showing you right now.

She said, quote, the agency should have been very transparent. From before getting matched, about who it is that you're having a baby for and what the family is. Huh. She said she allegedly tried to meet the guy that she's apparently having this baby for, it didn't take place. She came across an ad on Instagram that offered $120,000 to become a surrogate.

She's a single mom raising a seven-year-old. She thought, it would allow her to move into her own home. She was like, I wanted a better life for myself and my daughter.

So she signed an agreement with them. She said that The agency described the parent as a single dad. Right. Who just hadn't found the right woman and wanted to start a family before he got too old to do it, right? That's how they presented it to her.

So she thought, you know, I wouldn't have agreed with that. I would have been like, I'm sorry, or no. But she was like, well, she was, you know, feeling, I guess, sympathetic to the guy. And then she found out more.

So they had a couple of different newspapers in California try to reach out to the surrogacy. And they confirmed that they were, but then they were trying to say that they had zero affiliation with any of the other cases at CB. They got really defensive, like right off the bat. And The agency is still going apparently. Um this guy has over a Of the 300, apparently he has almost 200 U.S.-born children through surrogacy agencies.

Now, you know what that means, right? And this is. This is a guy who found an online gaming company, calls himself China's first father. and he says he wants fifty high quality sons. That's what he said apparently on social media as reported by the Wall Street Journal.

Now all these people are communists, right?

So what happens when you have Again, how many I mean, think about the hundreds of people. This agency alone has worked with hundreds of people. Think about this for a moment. This is just one agency. This is separate, again, from the couple we told you about.

Oh, is it a month ago? The the the couple that uh was outside of San Jose. And they worked with hundreds. You're talking about hundreds and hundreds, maybe thousands. Children born to surrogates, taken back to China, raised as communists till adulthood, then they're reintroduced back into America.

where they have voting privileges. Does that concern you? Because The timeline for this is that we are on the crest. We are right there at the edge. of a wave?

of these type of this generation of voters.

So you're looking at thousands. Of communist Chinese that have American voting privileges that were basically facilitated through baby factories like this. Coming in to vote. Thousands. I'm not exaggerating, and I'm not the only person that's sounding the alarm about this, but for For whatever reason, it's not getting as much attention as if you had a bunch of illegals cross the southern border and come to vote.

This is also bad. And I would say Asymmetrical warfare. of a sort that we haven't anticipated. or maybe didn't think that they would do to this extent. How insane is this?

So This is just one agency.

Now, then there are all of these other questions that come along with this.

So, this guy who's running this business. It's a Chinese national. I was born in China. Any was in our military. I've got a million questions as to how that happened.

Because Clearly I would say that the business that he has made Isn't about benefiting the United States. Who does it benefit? Think about it. All of the people in China that are able to do this, they only have the privileges to do this because they're good little communists. That's how China operates.

The behavioral credit score that we talk about, that's not a joke, that's a real thing. I know it's kind of hard to imagine that people actually have to live with stuff like that, but that's literally how it is. They're only able to travel. If they are good communists, they're only able to have surrogates if they're good communists. They're only able to have the money to do any of this if they're good communists.

So you're talking about communists.

So, think about a wave of thousands of Chinese communist voters. Raised in China, most of the people that do this are affiliated with the government. They're very, very wealthy people. and they are members of the Chinese Communist Party. Could you do this as an American and vice versa?

No, you couldn't. There's no way, there's no way you could do this. You could not go. as an American to China. Go in their military.

Learn about how the system works. you know, find vulnerable demographics that you think you can exploit. And then create all of these little agencies. I um this is why the birthright citizen I think birthright citizenship is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. It is an affront to the Republic.

It's an affront to freedom. It is a complete attack on the U.S. Constitution. And yet, we have it. And some states are worse than others.

Some states are super protective of it, as Kane was saying. We got to clarify the 14th. This is the, because. Again, I'm going to bring it back to midterms. Imagine.

Democrats take over midterms. You're never ever going to get rid of birthright citizenship. You'll lose that for another generation, and then it'll probably fait accompli, gone for good. The doors for immigration will be thrown wide open. Everything that we Have done is going to be lost because we are not that far into it to have really anchored in those wins yet.

We are being slowly taken over. I know everyone's talking about the Indians coming in and all of this stuff. Guys, I got a bigger concern for you right now. This. Absolutely.

You can get mad at what your Costco looks like, but if you are not complaining more about the Islamification of America, and if you're not complaining more about the Chinese surrogacy racket, You are missing the point. Because the Chinese surrogacy racket is asymmetrical warfare designed to completely take over the United States by exploiting our own laws through a vote. The Islamification of America is about the eradication of Christianity and the subjugation of the West. And they are working with the left, who is also the woke Reich, in order to accomplish it. We got bigger fish.

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It's time for Florida Man. All right, so a driver in Florida, this is wild, and it's also on video, faces DUI charges because the pickup truck, the driver, was in control of, or lack of. plunged right into a canal in Cape Coral. That's actually really scary. It was I love the name of the street, Chiquita Boulevard.

Cape Coral Police said that witnesses reported hearing a very loud crash.

Someone actually thought it was thunder. And they said that There was a reckless driver call. Witnesses saw all these people running up the hill. They had their lights on their cell phones, and then someone called 911. They were able to get the guy out of the vehicle, and then divers had to go in the water to make sure he was the only occupant.

And then they realized this guy was drunk. They had him participate in a field sobriety test, which he completely failed. Although they were A little bit. more um diplomatic and they said uh poorly performed. And so they had to use dry suits and masks to make sure nobody else was in the truck.

provided two breast samples. Uh 0.218%. That's what his blood alcohol was. The le the l limit is 0.08. Yeah, Juan's getting right.

The video is chaos. The video is like pure. Crazy. This is them getting him out. And he was cut he was blu he could he was so not even sober.

Apparently, according to another affidavit, he smelled of alcohol. Even after being in the water, he smelled of alcohol. They said, here's the other thing. The car crashes in the canals in Cape Coral are apparently not uncommon. One of the officers with Cape Coral Fire Department said, quote, we're consistently running one to two vehicles in a canal monthly.

Damn. They're seeing them on a regular basis. What is happening? Why don't get this? Why are they having such a hard time keeping their that's terrifying?

Anyway. Uh oh my gosh. I there I immediately know what I thought of. Gator. Yeah.

I was like, Is the gator's gonna get this man?

So a Florida Tesla driver fled the crash scene. But the iPhone's automatic 911 call led police straight to this Lee County man in Florida. Automatic 911 call led the cops right to him. He fled after a crash that he caused. And he ran right into a light pole and a couple of trees, caused over $20,000 in damage.

When deputies arrived, the guy was not at the scene. Apparently, he and another person told the security in the area, I guess it was near a subdivision, that he was going to the hospital, but then he just didn't go. He left and fled to somebody's house. His phone automatically called 911 the moment that it was notified of the crash. Like the moment it felt the cr I guess the force of it and the phone was like, This is an accident, we're calling 911.

That is the crash detection feature in Apple that can identify a crash and display notification.

So if it does that and your phone Senses a crash, you have like 30 seconds to cancel it because then it'll automatically call 911. It does that if you hold a button down on your phone long enough, too. You have to cancel it or it calls 911.

So let him led the police right to the man, not the smartest guy. And let's see, let's do the mom who got, oh gosh, all these DUIs. A mom was drunk with her kids in the car, and apparently one of the kids was like, Mommy's drunk. A 12-year-old boy had to tell his own mother why their day was bad, and it was all captured on dash cam footage. He could hear, apparently, the kid said in the car, mommy, you were drunk, you crashed.

So, the mother, 34-year-old Iris Ruiz, and her two children involved in a crash. They're all safe, but her car's not, and she was taken in on DOI and child endangerment as well. Hi, I'm Andy Richter. I might not have won the Mirror Ball last season. That was so.

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Next year. And this gets political. Which I don't mind. I have a house and I have a home. I consider America my home.

America has been good to me. I think that it's the greatest country in the world. If you don't like this country, go somewhere else. Don't come to the greatest country in the world, the most successful country in the world, and say, I want to change it. There are other countries that are there something else that you want?

Go there. Go there, but don't come into my home. America. is my home. Don't come into my home and say, I want to change it.

I think Judge Judy's pretty uh based, man. Oh, it's mm. No cap. Gonna ruin that. Gonna ruin it.

So yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Uh Welcome back to the program. Yeah, the uh I think what she said that that's I think what she said is that makes a lot of Makes sense. Don't come here. And change it for us.

We like the way things are. You either acclimate or GTFO, it's not that difficult. Came here for a reason. I know. What did you come here for?

You came here so you could be wild in our country? Take that back to yours then. I ain't doing it here. Hi, I'm Andy Richter. I might not have won the Mirror Ball last season.

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Uh Some days, it's the little things you look forward to most. And with Pepperidge Farm's thoughtfully crafted cookies, there's always something worth savoring. Maybe it's a milano made with premium chocolate between two delicate biscuits. A sausalito baked with rich milk chocolate chunks and macadamia nuts, or the simple buttery goodness of a chessman.

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It's time for Danus Quick Five.

So they say that Gen Z Gen, you know, look, Gen Z aren't, they're not promiscuous. It's not like in that way. They're not a promiscuous generation.

So I get, I see, Headlines like this that I think are weird. One of them says Gen Z are in a sex recession. A sex recession. That's Okay, they said that a fifth reporting they've never had a partner.

Okay, so they're not being promiscuous. How is that not? How is that bad? I mean, it's one thing to have relationships and be social, which is a metric that they're separating from the physicality of what they're talking about.

So I don't know. Maybe I don't think it's necessarily something that you can attribute to. Religion or spirituality. I think some of it is people are too siloed, but. Dating has changed.

Socialization has changed.

So I don't necessarily know if I think that the lack of promiscuity is a bad thing, although You can. theorize the effect that it's going to have on our birth rate. As we Go forward. You know, there's that. Wendy's, the hamburger people, they're facing 300 closures across 15 states due to beef prices.

which they are describing as crippling. 314 outposts across the country have filed for bankruptcy because of record high beef prices, which are linked to agricultural issues and which they are also blaming on tariffs.

So Also, oil, I don't know. What is that? They said oil could top $150 a barrel if supplies tighten further. This is Bank of America. That's not where oil is, though.

Okay, where is that where oil is? 90 or below that. Yeah, like, how is it going to jump up by like $60 a barrel? That's what?

Okay. I don't know. I know. Do you see how I get it? I know.

Police say human remains found at a Michigan construction site are likely historical. I feel bad for those construction workers because you know they got to stop everything. They got to bring all these people out. They got to do a little digging, forensics, everything to see the historical accuracy of it. And then it becomes a historical site.

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