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I don't like anything that has to do with the United Nations. The. I don't because it's a joke. Why are we acting like That they're accomplishing anything out there. Why are we acting like this is worth anything?
It's the United Nations. The whole place should be demolished and the land taken over and actually used and sold because the headquarters is in Manhattan. They're the welfare, it's the welfare queens of diplomacy. I have nothing nice to say, but I don't want to sound like a damn bircher, so I got to be careful. Heaven forbid I sound like the new wokereich.
But I I've been on record of disliking the United Nations for Eons and eons and eons, going back even under George Bush, just because they don't do anything, they're pointless. And that's, I mean, that's just the reality of it.
So welcome to the Gand of the Radio Show. And uh Dana Lash with you, all the irons in the fire.
So he scolded. These leaders, he also went off in Iran as well. He went off on Iran. And uh in a very explosive speech. And I think even he even kind of slapped China a little bit as well.
which, you know, is always delightful. But this is all stuff that needs to be. Said. This is This is all stuff that needs to I mean, it's all stuff that needs to happen. It's all stuff that needs, you know, all of these people need to be made aware of this.
All of these countries. And I like what he's I mean, they sat there all stony faced. I really don't care. They can sit there and pout all they want to. They can sit there and they can choke on it.
Now he was talking about How he has to deal with Iran, because that's really the big thing that everybody wanted to hear.
So cut one is He's talking about it. He's talking about what he's going to have to do.
Now, it seems like this is a really easy and/or, right? You would think that this is I mean you know, if somebody came to your house, like if I went to Kane's house and I was like, you know, We could either do this in a nice way Yeah. Or I could annihilate you, you know? I mean, that's how we can do it. We can either do it in a nice way, or I can annihilate you.
So, those are the options. I think, you know, that would be a really easy decision, wouldn't it? Oh, yeah. Listen to what he says here. This is cut one.
But I have a big decision to make. Will a deal be made? with Iran. That lets them rebuild and create a far greater country than it. ever was before.
maybe one of the greatest in the Middle East or even the world. Or do I annihilate? The Islamic Republic. and do it quickly, never giving them a chance to kill and destroy. people and countries again.
Do I drive them into hell with no chance of survival and no hope of future greatness or generations? But I believe we'll make a deal. right after the election. Because it doesn't make sense for them not to. They're waiting to see how I do in the midterm election.
What they don't realize is that I'm not running. I did. Bet already. and won in a landslide. We won in a giant landslide.
And I'll be here for two and a half years. The Republican Party is running. and I'll be helping them, but I am not running. I gave absolutely no credence and will not give credence to the election. when it comes to Iran.
It doesn't even enter my mind. The only thing that does... is that Iran will never have. A nuclear weapon. The cowards and traitors, thank you.
Can I have a bigger vote? Did we get a vote? Um I pick hell. Pick hell for them. Big hell for them.
That's my vote, everybody. Good day. It's a great show. High fives, everybody. Have a great day.
That's what I pick.
So, and they sat there. Did you see their little, who was it? Their little Bakabazi guy sitting in the front there. Yeah, he was not happy about it. Not happy.
happy about it. Ps. What's going to be the resolution? I don't know. What is going to be the resolution?
I have this article. Where did I put this article? I had this article up. If I can find it now, I ended up in one of my mini windows. Where uh POTUS The this is oh, it's the Atlantic.
Here it is. This is such a ridiculous. Here's the story. The headline is: America's allies are no longer waiting for Trump to leave. They now figure isolationism and protectionism will be U.S.
foreign policy for a long time to come. That's stupid. Trump is not an isolationist. Nor is he a protectionist. I don't, do these people words matter?
Words matter. I am so tired of the stupidest people on God's green earth writing the headlines and trying to redefine the word. If it's not the damn incestual, you know, incels that go and look at their family reunions like it's a grinder. or like it's OnlyFans. It's the people who sit here and Decide to, they have no idea what words mean.
Protectionism and isolationism are two words that I would not use to describe the Trump administration. He's not. He's not a neocon either, and it's not an either-or. For the tards that sit in the back, it's not an either-or. Oh, I'm not being, you know what?
I'm tired of being courteous. With people who want to deconstruct the United States and the Republic. And since assault is illegal, This is what I can do.
So, you know, you're going to, you're going to bear it. I get aggravated at this. That is not how I would define his policy at all. Would you, Kane? I wouldn't have how in the hell is it isolationism?
Oh, he's an isolationist and a protectionist.
Now, I will give you. I'll give you.
Some of the college dropouts and high school dropouts and Nepo babies who've never had to earn anything in their lives, and it shows because their ideology makes about as much sense as a football bat, like the Tucker Carlsons and things like that, they do believe in protectionism and isolationism only because they don't understand math. or cause and effect or really anything else.
So I would say that, but that's not the Trump administration. That's not him. That's not what he's been doing. But that's the whole point of this Atlantic piece. And of course, all the woke Reich has been repeating it.
It's horseshoe theory. I'm telling you, horseshoe theory. All right, so Xi Jinping and POTUS are expected to meet. We talked about this a little bit. With Stephen Yates yesterday.
You know how dudes do fantasy football? I have fantasy greeting of foreign leaders that I dislike. I'm just saying. I would have made him I would have received him at the Magic Kingdom. and had all the poo characters line up on either side.
That's what I would have done. Right, and then you can You know, and had the jets fly over and all of that. What I would do if I were Trump. Because Trump is such a troll, and I feel like they're making him behave a little bit when he meets some of these leaders. But he is he is a total troll.
I would have maybe had a drone swarm. Can't even talk. I would have had a drone swarm. Meet him. Does that make sense?
So, like, if you saw that one episode of Lioness where they had all the drones, I would have just had the drones. all like show up menacingly and then they could just spell out Hei Jing. Hi, hi Xi Jinping. Hi Xi, they've just done that. I think that would have been nice too.
It's a nice little greeting, but it also is like, we will murk you, right? And I would have had a B52 fly overhead, maybe a couple, you know, just for giggles. But we'll see. We're going to follow all that because that's coming towards the end of this week. But the United Nations, I have nothing nice to say.
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So, another quick headline: Saudi Arabia has restarted its east-west oil pipeline bypassing the Strait of Hormuz.
So, this was huge. Oils dropped below $90 just on that news alone, which. That's, you know, that's what it's all about. You guys remember that looks maxing tweak? I can't believe this is so dumb.
I feel like I'm just like debasing myself, even having this as a headline.
Some tweak named Clavicular who looks ridiculous. And they do lixmaxing because they shrink the human vocabulary down to just grunts and farts at this point. Has been charged with rape and drugging a minor, which surprised absolutely no one. Let's see, moving on to more important people who have actual worth and value. Paramount settles states at antitrust suit, clearing the way for the Warner mega deal.
So it's gonna be apparently 30 films per year, this agreement from Paramount. Which should be I mean, depending on what kind of films they are. Paramount got real lucky when they had Taylor Sheridan stuff, and then they ended up losing it, so I don't know. Let's see. Mark Ruffalo is sad that Gavin Newsom handed a big win to Trump and his.
I'm reading this headline and his billionaire cronies, by the way, over that. Paramount merger, Mark Ruffalo, whose opinions no one ever solicited. None of us ever asked him. He's very pupset. He said that Newsom handed a big win to Trump.
Not everything has to do with Trump and Republicans, you single brain-celled organisms. UFOs over Tehran, mysterious multicolored lights, a display of them sparked a debate. And we know it's nothing Iran has because they're barbarians.
Well, that's an insult to barbarians. Because they're primitive, primordial sacks of meat that comprise the Mullah regime. Tehran UFO videos apparently showed mysterious multicolored lights. It looks weird. It looks.
I don't know. Yeah, it looks like aliens, or it looks like something stealthy that we have and we're using to troll, which I hope. You know, as much as my tax dollars, of my tax dollars as this government takes. you know, spending it on godforsaken illegal aliens and everything else. This is the only thing I want to go towards this stuff.
I want super stealth stuff that will sneak up on my enemies in the middle of the night, kill them dead cold, and then slink away into the ether without leaving a trace. That's what my tax dollars go for. Look at that. That looks like a smile from heaven. I hope it's aliens because people are boring.
I mean, if we're going to go out, I hope it's something like the Illuminate from Helldivers, right? And I'm, and I have to like, and then we get cool new weapons. Let's see. Kane hates old people.
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Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of the second hour. And it's good to be with you. A lot of stuff to discuss today. We're a little, we're fiery, but mostly peaceful.
Yeah. Fiery but mostly peaceful radio program today. You can watch us do the radio on channel 347 DirecTV. And if my voice sounds lower, it's because your girl's got allergies like mad. It's already September in Texas and the weather's trying to murder us to death.
Is that correct, Kane? That's pretty accurate, yeah. We had a half second storm last night, guys. It rained for the second time and mmm. Three months, yeah, yeah.
All right, so welcome back to the radio program. If you missed anything in the first hour, go download the podcast. I, okay, I can't not talk about this. I I hmm, how do I put this? Because we're on Terrestrial airwaves, so there's a level of expectation for my speech.
And I have but one vice, by the way, maybe two. I can't fold a fitted sheet. Maybe three. I really want all the dogs that I see, and I'm pretty sure all the dogs that I see want to live with me. But number one, a little bit of a sass mouth.
And by a little bit, I mean wow.
So.
So I don't need help from you. I already know my faults, sir. Mr., I drink Scooby Tea and hate old people. That's okay. You just sit over there, sit over there with your, and make that precious moment's eyes shocked face at me with.
Your whites are your eyes as big as saucers. That's all right.
So Kane's over there being sass mouth. You all heard that, right? Yeah. So What is my oh? That's so that's my only vice is, you know, a bit of a sass mouth.
And by a bit, that's a lot of heavy lifting that words doing. And I say this because I saw this post on X during break and I immediately brought it Got mad about it. Not mad, but I was like, oh, heck no. Or H-A-I-L, hail, like the weather, if you prefer. And it's this uh it's Turkish propaganda, obviously.
And it's uh Erdogan. And I saw this Because you know, the United Nations, everybody's getting out there to backpat and act like they're all civilized for a hot second. The United Nations is basically a stage to showcase personality disorders.
Social media is how you showcase your personality disorder digitally. The United Nations is how nations do it on a world stage.
So you have Erdogan who gets up there. And he starts talking about settler terrorism. And he was going after, he was a little bit critical of the United States, particularly the partnership that the United States has with Israel. And then he was saying that the most severe, he said this, he said this, quote, the most severe period of settler terrorism is being experienced in the West Bank, which is this fictional place like Palestine is. And he said, in Jerusalem, Muslims and Christians are prevented from accessing their holy sites.
Well, that's a full lie. That is an absolute lie. I had no problem going to any holy site in Jerusalem with an asterisk, and I'll get to that in a minute. in anywhere in um Israel. And in fact, it was Jewish Israelis that were the ones who were excavating.
and financing and facilitating and doing the work and protecting holy sites like the City of David. I was in the City of David and I was actually humbled because I was looking at the names of the people who donated. To make the city of David excavation possible, and it was all Jews except for one Christian name on that wall, Dinesh D'Souza. Who's been a Christian in this country longer than Steve Bannon's ChiCom-born secondhand? Who I don't even know if she can vote here.
But That's an aside. And I was looking at that and I'm like, I cannot believe that there's more Jewish donors to this, then they're a Christian. I mean, we're talking about Jesus' lineage. And it was pretty humbling to see that. The only place is now here's the asterisk, here's the caveat.
And I took, actually, I need to drop this picture. And the only places that I couldn't go. in Israel were what you would call Uh section A. And this is a photo that I took. when I was there.
We went, I told you with that, we went with a Christian group. And I wanted to go to a bunch of different places. And I was told that I was actually told by. Muslim Israelis.
So that's a sign right outside of the entrance of Section A. I could go in there. I would get my backside beaten in. Right after we were there. A car Of n uh Is uh of non-Muslim Israelis was stopped, they were dragged out of the car and beaten.
Two days after we were there.
Sorry, wait. That was two weeks after we were there. Several days after we were there, there was a Jewish father who was shot and killed by Islamists. Or, as you would, if you wanted to use the fantastical brand new word made up to retcon history, Palestinians. That's true.
Couldn't go into Section A.
So you have three sections in Judea and Samaria. You have Section A, which is entirely quote unquote Palestinian authority controlled, everyday operations and security. You have Section B, where you have Israeli security and then the authority that provides the quote-unquote Palestinian authority that provides day-to-day operational security. And then Section C is all Israeli, day-to-day operations and security. That's all Israeli.
Couldn't go into Section A.
And the reason why. The Israeli government says, oh, for the love, don't go there, is because then, if you go there and your car gets stopped, and I'll tell you how they know that in a moment. and your car immediately will be recognized and stopped. And this has happened. There's so much video of this.
There's so many videos. There's so many stories of this. Your car will be stopped. You will be driving out of your car. And then the IDF has to go in and get you, and then it turns into an international thing.
Can't go to Bethlehem where my Savior was born because I would have Islamists probably beat my head in. Can't go to Jericho. No. No, you can't go to where the patriarchs are buried. Abraham.
Isaac, I'll let you can't go. Because you'll get your head beaten by Islamists. It happens.
Now, how do they know, Dana? How do they know that you? are not one of them and you're in a car.
Well, If you're an Islamist, they give you the white Islamist plates. Everybody else gets yellow plates, which are made throughout Israel. Only special people who are Islamists get the white plates. If you live in an Islamist Village, then you get the white plates. Everybody else has yellow, so you go in with yellow plates, you're gonna get stopped.
So that's how. I mean, it is so bad. It got so bad with the Islamist violence in Judea and Samaria. That People literally, I mean, there were roads that you couldn't take. I don't know if you know this.
Because it wasn't Jews attacking people, it was Islamists, and again, they call themselves Palestinians. And just a historical note, that is not a new term. It's actually a term that's trying to retcon the entire history of the area. It's a name that was given to the land in spite of the Jews as punishment after the Second Judean uprising by dead Roman Emperor Hadrian. And he named them after their enemies that hadn't even been in the land for 200 years, the Philistines, which were seafaring people from Crete.
Anyway. But It's the all of the violence that has happened has been from those Islamists. And it got so bad that there were roads that they couldn't even take. They could not even Take the roads. I mean, you remember the Waze app?
You guys know the Waze app? That was that a lot of people used to get around like police here in the United States or watch speed for speed traps. That was literally created. By Israelis in 2006 as a way to help people actually get around the no-no roads in Judea and Samaria. That's true.
I went and looked it up. And then they expanded. But um But yeah, you there were roads that you could not drive on without Fear of being attacked by Islamists in Judea and Samaria.
So, a lot of the roads that we were on when we drove over there would have Israeli flags on the side, and that. Was done to let people in the area know this road was safe, you're not going to be attacked on this road. Is that not insane? I have video of all the flags and all of this stuff. It's crazy.
But that's the reality of it.
So Erdogan's saying this. Short stack up there on the UN stage. He can take a million seats, little short stack can. Because what he just said was a lie. He's part of the problem.
He's absolutely part of the problem. And this is one of the reasons why I don't like the United Nations. I think that when people do something and they need to get told, you tell them. Correct? You all agree with us.
That's why we hang out together every day. You all agree. If people need told, you tell them. The United Nations is where people go to pretend that they have manners. You're supposed to sit there and listen to all these tyrants.
And I'm not going to sit there. Again, the United States paid the cost to be the boss. If POTUS doesn't want to listen, Does some damn communist from Cuba run their flabby mouth? Then they don't have to. He should, and he made them all mad because he went up there and again.
People need told, he told them. And they got mad and they stormed out of the whole thing.
So This idea You know, I mean, it's, I think it's also fascinating that in Erdogan, the guy who could not protect the Aga Sophia. from being completely bastardized. and turned from a church into a mosque? You want to talk about protecting Christian holy sites, Erdogan? What happened?
To the great church there in Istanbul. What happened to Aga Sophia? What happened to it? If you want to talk about protecting Christian sites, Erdogan, what happened to it? Why can't we go and worship in that church anymore, Erdogan?
Jeez. I would say what needs to be said, but Brendan Carr does not only give me one get out of jail-free card. Courtesy of the FCC. Just saying. Yeah, I guess Sophia would like a word.
That is the truth of the matter. We got some more audio from whatever you want to call this that happened with the United Nations. Uh POTUS This was interesting. Cut three. He was talking about the AI doomerism, which of course is Chinese slop as well.
Go ahead and play this. challenges and superintelligence is No exception. Yet the very same people who said we'll all be dead in 12 years because of global warming, a name since reborn to climate change because the planet was cooling, not warming. And nobody was dead. These are the same people that are now saying that AI is going to kill us all, that robots are going to attack us, and that everything is going to be a total disaster.
Same group of people. This is the group. that came up with The Russia, Russia, Russia hoax. The Ukraine, Ukraine-Ukraine hoax. climate change, open borders.
Whoever wins AI, you have to remember this, and now I say, whoever wins. Yeah. Whoever wins, super intelligent, wins. That's the group that wins. I mean, he's not wrong with any of the things he's saying here.
And I think that, you know. It's The doomerism as it pertains to AI, you have to know. Is an absolute op.
Now, how the United States responds to this remains to be seen. But I do think it's weird that all of a sudden all these people are like, wait a minute, no, no, no, it's very dangerous and bad.
Now I'm not saying that. There aren't issues. But what they're trying to do is to scare you from being reasonable about it.
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Alright, so first up. Let's say here. Um This seems like it's bad. A Florida man decides to. And again, it's going into the shark's house when he does this.
Turn an umbrella into a makeshift sailboat. He gets up, I guess, on a paddleboard and in a lawn chair. And uh Using the umbrella moving through the water.
Now, that sounds like a good idea until you get blown over right into a shark's belly. The shark is just like, this snack's gonna just soak itself here in a second. I'm gonna wait. But uh I guess I don't know how fast he went, but uh Anyway, uh let's see. Also, we've got um Ooh, couple other.
Oh, here's one. A uh Oh no, I'm not gonna read that one. Oh no, not reading that one either.
Okay, we do have uh a guy who tried to pay with fake money at a liquor store. Which I would think I'm just going to say, I'm sure, I mean, it's a liquor store, and I'm not saying anything about the nature of the business, but I am saying that I'm sure that probably people have tried that before, wouldn't you say? at a liquor store. This guy It not would not be one of the places I would try this. Flager County Sheriff's Office, they went out to sharps discount liquors because somebody.
Used a fake $20 bill. And tried, this is boring. This story is boring. A fake $20 bill. That's it?
What does he get? What's the punishment for it? They reviewed it. It's fake as I'll get out. It's a discount liquor store.
A discount liquor store. What is it? Wait, what is a discount liquor store? That's where all the cheap liquor is. Like the cheap like there's chemicals in it liquor.
Oh.
So like what you're saying, fireball would be in there? Maybe. Probably. Small bottles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy is still in jail on $2,000 bond. He didn't make bond. If he's made well, if he's using a fake $20 bill, he probably does not have $2,000 to spend on his bond either. Just saying, pretty sure. Let's see.
This. unfortunate woman from Fort Myers, North Fort Myers. She was uh on probation. And she did something very interesting. She was on oh, first off, She was on probation because she has a violent record.
So she violated her probation. by trying to hit her ex with her car. after an argument. According to Florida Crime Stoppers, Jamie Lou Ewing, 46, is now in the pokey. Because she violated her probation trying to hit her ex with her car.
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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States. On September 23rd, all the Iranian airlines, all the Iranian airlines will be shut down around the world. And how do we do that? That's bad. If they land, you cannot provide them with fuel, you cannot provide them with landing services, you cannot sell them tickets, or you will be knocked out of the dollar system.
And what we're seeing here, Joe, is we've seen enablers. Uh Throughout the world, we know who they are, they know who they are, and we are putting a stop to it. You know what's interesting about this is that the reason that we can do this is because who's the world's currency reserve? We are, and guess who doesn't want us to be the world's currency reserve? For some reason, the Vice President of the United States.
That hurts. I mean, so under that kind of economic plane, we wouldn't be able to do this. You would take off. A non Military option off of the table by doing that. You would take off.
a hedge of protection. For the United States, you would remove that. from the table. Because mouth is hard. Do I have to prete how much longer do I have to pretend to be nice about this absolute retardation?
need to pretend. No, I'm not going to. I don't care. I've But that's true. What he said the reason that we can do it is because the United States' dollar is the world's currency reserve.
And we wouldn't be able to do it if the vice president and some of the other post-constitutionalists had their way, and we weren't. the currency reserve. We weren't the world's currency. We weren't that. That is power to have that.
That is power in that position. That is absolute power. It is a layer of protection. It's a security. And also, we're the biggest and baddest.
You know, this whole argument of multipolarity that's like come out from this woke-reich nonsense is trying to force America to be less than. how great we are. Do you feel like you have to dim your light to make communists comfortable? Because that's what multipolarity asks of you. I mean, we paid the cost to be the boss, y'all.
And What gets what gets these tyrants and bricks and everyone else? Is that The United States, we don't have imperialistic tendencies. We just want to be free. We want to be free. We want to be able to grill whatever meats we want to on the weekend.
We want to go be able to worship. We want to go be able to shoot our guns. We want to be able to watch whatever sport we like. If you want to go fishing, you can go fishing because America. If you want to wear camo crocs, it's America you can do that.
You know, we got all kinds of freedoms. We paid the cost to be the boss world. We did. And so that comes with it. We are the world's currency reserve, and we should not have to diminish ourselves because communists have a hard time being as great as America is because they're communists.
Instead of maybe Easing them in their communism maybe require of them to be freer. That would actually be the smart play. Instead of we should have the dollar as the world's currency reserve. That's just really mean of the America to do that. It's so mean.
We should just stop being awesome. I mean, what the hell kind of selling point is that? Guys, we should just stop being awesome right now. Let's just suck a little bit, okay?
So that China and Russia can feel better. About themselves, it's so mean. The United States being so great, it's so mean to them. Who says that? Who says that?
How is that? That is not an attractive pitch. I would not say that to a friend. Who? That is not an attractive pitch.
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Fun fact, if you're listening terrestrially, we just played Peter Murphy's Haga Sophia track coming in, which is the irony of ironies because he ended up becoming Muslim and living in Istanbul himself. But the Haga Sophia, by the way, which was founded in 360 AD by Constantius II, was a Christian church, a great, the great church, as it was known as, before it became a mosque.
So Erdogan can just shove that down his throat and choke. Moving on. When he said that, he was talking about Christian holy sites, and you know, Muslims and Christians can't go there. What about the church in your literal assemble?
Okay, J.B. Pritzker says he's taking weight loss drugs against or ahead of a possible presidential bid. J. B. Pritzker.
You know what? That's not going to help you either, dude. It doesn't matter. Are you going to take a tyrant off drug? I'm just a tyrant lost drug.
I'm curious. A commie loss drug. It's not just you physically, it's all of you. mentally. Emotionally, spiritually, we don't like any part of you at all.
Let's see, dozens of, oh, they said that there's been a rare type of vision loss associated with the GLP-1 shots. I've read about this. Like, there's tons of benefits apparently, but. You apparently can also lose your vision. Like people do it and then they wake up and they can't see in one eye.
That's crazy. And they say it's because It's due to what, like a rapid drop. In sugar that like constricts something and it makes it, yeah, but it apparently happens pretty quickly. Uh, let's see, a lawsuit says Anthropic, Open AI, SpaceX AI, and Google made an illegal agreement on the AI slowdown.
So that's being, they said, government regulation, they're arguing, would that reduce the value for consumers?
So we'll see. Let's see. Oh, they're also promoting the first flu shot, mRNA flu shot. No, thank you. Moving on.
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