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Welcome to the program. Just saw a headline. The British Navy has to borrow a German ship to lead a NATO mission because they don't have one available. But yeah, we should definitely listen to them on anything. No thanks.
Yeah. No, no, thank you. Yeah. Uh they're trying so hard. To, there's an op underway.
They're trying so hard to hit POTUS on this, and they're exploiting all the little cracks in the coalition. They're trying to bust up the coalition. We've been talking about this battle for the soul of the right. There's many different fronts of this battle, and this is one of them. We were talking about this, and I gotta tell you, I really hope that the right stops rushing to lionize people.
I don't mind if people disagree on certain things, but what I find amusing is. The um Insistence that people who you think may share your view on one issue, you have to immediately allow them to control the ship. Let's let them put their hand on the ideal the rudder for the ideological train here. or boat here and let that and steer that. Does it make sense?
I mean, people need to kind of prove themselves, I think, first. But the right has always been so desperate. Which, this is why this doesn't surprise me. People are shocked that Joe Rogan says this. I think they thought Joe Rogan was a conservative.
He's not a conservative. He's not a progressive, like a far-left progressive, but he's not a conservative.
So it's that's always interesting that that People thought that, well, you know, the left needs to get their own Joe Rogan.
Well, they have him. That's him. Listen to this if you don't believe me. This might make the UFC at the White House a little awkward. This cut.
Which cut is this? I just had it. Gosh dang it.
Okay, yeah, yeah. Go ahead and play this here. Play this now, bite. You know, the phrase make America great again. I don't care.
Then that phrase sucks. Here's the thing: like, first of all, America is great. Make America greater, I'm down. But make America great again and then it becomes a movement of a bunch of fing dorks? Because a lot of them are dorks.
A lot of them these really weird f ⁇ ing. Uninteresting, unintelligent people that have got something and they cling to and yet and there's a lot of people that are just real genuine patriots and they're all lumped into this one group and you gotta accept the dorks too. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, you did have podcasts to stand. The same people that tried to gatekeep.
And try to keep all the people that had a different choice in the primary and voted for Trump in the general. They tried to keep them out and hurt Trump's chances because I really, I don't think those people were ever actually in Trump's camp. I think that they were part of an op where people thought that they would be able to use Trump for their own Islamist purposes. And then when he threw the playbook out of the window, now they're weaponizing the movement that's his, and they think they created it against him. And I don't think Rogan was ever part of that.
But I kind of feel like that's sort of who he's hitting at with this remark. That's my take on it. I don't think he hates average everyday Trump voters. I just don't believe that he does. I don't know why he has somebody on like Dave Smith.
Oh man, should I keep my opinion of it? I don't think it's FCC compliant. Cain. Then I recommend you stay far away from it. That's what I'm gonna say.
Well I mean, I think, why would you go ask Dave Smith for any? Dave Smith is like the intellectual equivalent of a gas station glory hole. Awful.
So It's true though. You know that it's true. People are gonna get pup set. I don't know.
Now, to this point, if you want to know somebody, like for instance, that I think is a blanking dork. Let's go ahead and pull up cut seventeen, please. I don't is this guy gay?
So it's a black comedian. It's a racist black comedian who decided to go into Whiteface. He went into Whiteface to make fun of Erica Kirk. I think this is demonic. and wears a cross necklace all the time.
That goes to show you the bigger the cross The bigger the devil. Play this cut. Please, thank you one. Ways have you grown closer to Jesus? And that is why we say our prayers.
We are all his children. But when I say children, I mean like the holy blessed Trinity, which is why I hold the Bible. Come on, I was stationed! Look at that. Is that supposed to be funny?
That is so cringe. I think we all almost died and we had to be brought back to life. Did we die? I felt like it. How is that funny?
It isn't. First off, he's a racist and whiteface. And then secondly, he's making fun of a widow. I mean Guys, never get low T because that's what happens. This stuff happens.
When you get low T, you start like, you know, transing it up and doing this type of stuff and real men defend widows. Low T eunuchs, they attack them. That's what they do. But how is that funny? How the hell is this guy a comedian?
I was watching it. There's like more of the video, but I'm like, at some point it's going to get funny, right? I felt like Jimmy Kimmel was funnier. I can't even believe I just said that. Toto.
Gosh, we're smod. When when late night l when like Bad Boomer late night TV is funnier than your bit. Man, just hang it up. Hang it up. That dude's gay.
That dude's totally gay. Anybody that's comfortable with fake nails like that and like the wig and all that makeup, man, mm-mm, pinkies out, flame on. Just saying. I just don't find that funny. I do find it demonic.
I find it absolutely demonic. And then Uh On top of that. You've got... All the podcasts to Stan. sharing it.
You know, Gal Sharpton shared it on her program. I don't even know if I want to play that. I get really tired of dropping. Um that feces in the punch bowl of my show. By playing the audio.
But I just find that devilish. I mean, if you're a can we just stop? Why are people so hung up on this widow? Man, we got you know what that that Pope was saying that Maybe that might be one of the things I actually agree with him on. He's saying that we need more exorcists because I see a lot of demon-possessed people out there.
actin' like the devil they are. That's what I see. That is sad. Have you ever heard of him before this? I never heard that dude before.
Have you? Is he actually funny and gay? He does some funny situational type stuff. He's not like one of those comedians that writes.
So, no, he's not. He doesn't have the talent to write comedic anything.
Okay. I haven't seen it yet. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's, you know, unfortunate.
Yeah, I haven't seen that either. I just I just don't know. Maybe that's who he's talking about. Maybe that's who Rogan was talking about, like blinking dorks. One of the things that Rogan said that I completely disagree with was that Trump was being too first off, he said back just a couple of months ago, Trump was too tough on immigration because he said ICE was rounding everybody up.
And then now he's saying that former President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were tougher on the border than Trump. Hillary Clinton was never President. Just saying. Just saying there's a lot of very interesting stuff happening. And they keep pushing forward and forward.
So this Joe Kent guy, He went on a number of other dumb podcasts. All these people are such digital whores. Uh he was uh going they are. That's the correct way to say it. He was saying um that The National Counterterrorism Center, he was trying to investigate this.
By the way, the NCTC does not do investigations. That is not what they do. They don't investigate. He has literally lying to you because he knows you don't know what the NCTC does. He knows you don't know what his job was as the director.
They are not in there doing the FBI's job. Do you know what happened? How he just told on himself. He's sitting there going, Well, I was trying to run these things down. you know, as director of the National Counter Terrorism Center.
and I was just trying to run them down, and the FBI stopped me. You know why the FBI stopped him? because he was not doing his job. He was running down, like he did this one interview where he's going through these, all these goofy conspiracy theories. And uh It sounds like the FBI got wind of him behaving in a recklessly unprofessional manner and they put a stop to it, and he got mad and is now.
spinning that and laundering it in the press to say He was prevented from investigating. No, there literally has been an investigation. It's just not your purview. It's literally not what you were hired to do. That's like saying that you're going to go be the cashier a quick trip, and then you go out and turn tricks on the corner.
That's not part of your job. Keep it at the QT. Good night. The fact that he keeps going out there and saying, well Oh, I was investigating. No, they literally do not.
do criminal investigations.
Now there's analysis. But no, they do not investigate. And there are a lot of people who retired from that, that have been correcting that. Six Ways to Sunday, all over the internet. If anybody ever wanted to dig deeper than Podcastistan.
And then he keeps going, well, we were stopped by whom? They never say this. This is such an op, too. They're only going to give you part of the information, and then they promise that the other information is coming. And then they never actually follow through with that other information.
And it's designed to keep you interested, it's purposeful. But you're never you never actually get any of the answers. That's the insane thing about this. No, he was not tasked with investigating anything. By the way, um It does though look like he, that Max Blumenthal.
The son of Clinton Stooge Sidney Blumenthal, who had a hand in destabilizing Libya under Obama Biden, that they fabricated that story about Israel killing Charlie Kirk and then leaked it through Joe Kent's wife. to Gal Sharpton and all the other morons in Podcastostan. Looks increasingly like that because the investigation is still ongoing. I just, why is he interested in leaking to someone who is framing like TPUSA and? All of this stuff.
I mean, there's a lot of things here that don't seem right. It's an op is why. It's an absolute op. They wanted to hijack the organization away from the widow because they wanted to be able to control it. That's what it was.
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So, here's a question. Everybody's talking about potential nominees for twenty eight. I don't think that we're I mean, we got time. And on the right, we don't really have anything to worry about, 'cause we got a pretty big bench. The left, though, Oh man, pop the top 'cause I'm ready to watch that.
Let's start with our first candidate, ladies and gentlemen. Her name is Kamala Harris. She never won anything outright. And um she's trying to Impersonate. POTUS and act like In this context of this geopolitical tension, that he's some kind of mob boss or something.
Just listen, we're going to play this out. This is.
So cringe, we may die. Cut 25, please.
Well He's pulled back because you know, the way that he's thinking of foreign policy, it seems. is when he talks about America first, It's Two. Withdraw from these relationships and these connections, and then he kind of rev acts like a mob boss.
So then he's kind of like, well, you know. You take it. Eastern Europe. I'll take the Western Hemisphere. And then you over there, you get you get Asia.
Yeah. And we'll just divide it up. Right? Instead of understanding historically, America has always been about our global leadership, imperfect though we have been. What the hell did I just hear?
I can hear you guys out there on Radio Land going, Dana, what what is that? I dudes, ladies, I Um Where to start?
Okay, so first. That's not even how a mob boss was sound. Tell me that you never watched Scarface. Or The Godfather, which was a cinematic masterpiece, by the way. I mean, it just, you know.
Uh or any such film without telling me. Who did she sound like? That's like the worst. Trump and Lorraine said it's the worst Trump impersonation I've ever heard in my life That doesn't sound like Trump. It's not ard to do Trump.
Because all you got to do is just raise your voice like that every time you talk. That is his hallmark. Everybody knows it. You don't even have to say who you are impersonating. People will just know.
Right? They just know. Like, uh, it's like if you impersonate Ross Perot, not gonna do it. Everybody knows what that is.
Well, maybe you don't if you didn't grow up watching SNR. Oh, wait, that's Bush. Yeah, that's right. What was Ross Perot? What did he say?
John Suckinson from the debate.
Well, how did he put it? He was it's that Texas draw. You're gonna sit around do nothing? Is that what you're gonna do? Yeah, yeah, it was like that kind of thing.
I cannot, for the life of me, been here 13 years. I cannot do his Texas draw. That's the one accent I can't mimic. I can do the proper Georgian one. I can and the Ozark is pretty twangy.
The Texas draw Is unlike anything else. It's speedy, but it's not. Does that make sense? I have friends who are like generationally, multiple generations born and bred in Texas. And it depends on where you're from.
Like, you might have a little bit like this, but then if you get out in West Texas, it gets a little bushy and a little paroey. It's just different. Anyway, you all know what it I mean, all you have to do... You don't even have to sound like him. You just do this.
I don't know, that's what some people have told me. I'm not saying that. I've some people said it. You know, it's like, that's not hard. That's not what a mob boss even sounds like.
I don't know.
What is she even talking about? Also. Yeah. When she's like, well, you know, she is mad at him for representing the nation on the international stage while she's simultaneously talking about how we need to be represented on the international stage. Right?
That doesn't even make any sense either. Is she drunk again? Is she drunk? Yeah. Okay, because there's more.
Then she was asked, cut 26, God help us. Kamala, are you considering running for president again? Here's her answer. Your openness. To talk to the American people, as I said in introducing you, you and I go back over a quarter century.
And if there's anyone that has had open communication, it's you and I.
So are you going to run again in 28?
So Yeah.
Okay, and I, you know, I tried to be subtle, but I just figured I'd go right out. That's as subtle as Rev Nell Sharpen could ever be. We love you for many things, but not being subtle. Um Just hands. Hi mine.
I'm thinking about him. I'm thinking about it. Her own party doesn't even want her to do it. Guys, if you remember back when she was in the primary, she was the last, she wasn't even going to survive till the next debate. She was not even going to make it to the next debate, if you remember.
She was so disliked in her own party. That she had not a shot in hell. Tulsi Gabbard was running. Democrat primary. She was even outranking her at one point.
And I don't know, I find the whole thing odd. It's just all odd. And Tulsi Gabbard this: I'm like, oh, DNI. I mean, she was a former Democrat, but. I don't know, just find like she Kamala Harris is just not popular.
And I don't think she ever does anything. She's like an ornament for the Democrats. I don't really think she does anything. I mean, it's just this is just crazy.
So I swear if we have to do this again. Lucy. Luckily, there's no metric that you can point to that says, oh, yeah, look, she's got a chance. Like there's no metric you can point to that shows she has a chance at winning a presidential race.
So I'm not there. Isn't enough gin to deal with her running again? Can we play Cut 20 real quick? Because I didn't play this earlier, and I need everyone to watch Hunter Biden talk like he's going to walk into an octagon and beat somebody up. This is too funny.
Hey guys, Hunter Biden here. I just got a call from Andrew Callahan. He asked me to come out on the Channel 5 Carnival tour at the end of the month. I think we start in Phoenix and then we go to San Diego. and we end in Albuquerque.
And I think he's trying to organize a cage match, me versus Eric and Don Jr. I told him I'd do it 100% in if he can pull it off. And if he can't, I'm still coming. And I think he's got a lot of other surprises up his sleeve. A lot of fun.
And I hope I can see you guys out there. Uh So he has to do this because he can't merch out his dad anymore and make money. for the Biden. What is he gonna do, like snort a bunch of coke and go in like a berserker? Yeah, sure.
I mean, for real. Cain. Yes, he will do that. And it won't even be for the fight. It'll be just a Tuesday.
That'll just be a, what is it, your front loader? Yeah, just your experience. For a Wednesday for Hunter. Yeah, I am. I can imagine being so broke because he can't even pay his lawyers at this point.
Yeah, he's so that, yeah, that's in your substack headlines. He is broke as all get out right now. Yeah. He's completely broke. He can't afford to pay anybody.
He is, I mean, I don't know if he's going to declare bankruptcy or not. Oh, he would have to. I mean, based on everything that I'm seeing, holy smokes, there's a list of people he owes money to and lots of it. Yeah, he has a lot. Yeah, he's got a lot.
He's got a lot. He owes a lot of people.
Well, he wasn't even able to pay that guy that. Ah, he borrowed a bunch of money from that he was selling his art to. You remember that whole thing? The bong smoking lawyer? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The bong-smoking dude. It was out there like. Smoking pot the day before he was going to go into the courtroom, and he was like pictured. He's too broke to pay his lawyer, so I guess this is what he has to do. He's crying poor again.
He's and that's because he had Abby Lowell in both the tax case. Remember, he was under investigation because he was moving money around, and the gun crime case because he lied on his 4473. And so. He says he's doing a tour with a YouTuber. This is just debasement.
I find this to be so cringe. It's, I don't, I'm trying to think, I don't know. Eric or Dodd Jr. Yeah. What do you like when you see this?
It's like, what? Eric Trump is not going to do this. I wouldn't even reply to it if I'm them. I mean, I can see him, Don Jr., being entertained about it. buy it, but I don't see him doing this.
I mean it's just I don't know. He, because he is, he apparently, his legal. Debt alone. It's 15 million. Yeah, and that's just with one firm.
Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's one firm. And him and his law firm, they can't agree on the amount he owes.
So, a judge, they have to go to arbitration. and a judge is having to deal with. Finalizing how much, how many millions he actually owes. And so Biden has a new lawyer. And they're in discovery right now.
So, this is a long process. I mean, he's suing everybody. He's in a million different lawsuits. And um I don't like his.
So, his wife, isn't she from South Africa? She's an influencer.
So, they're apparently, I don't know if they're living in South Africa. He was, remember, he was living. In Malibu. And that beach house, that very funded, super fancy beach house. And that, I think they said.
like the the monthly rent on that was something like twenty thousand, something crazy dollars, insane. And then they had to have the house next door for Secret Service.
So I don't know if he's got that kind of money anymore coming in from the federal government to do that type of stuff, but Uh he's this is something else, man. This is just something else. I don't think that this fight's going to happen. No, the fight's totally not going to happen. And I think this will eventually lead to like a Jake Paul thing.
And then it'll probably something like that will happen. But he's got no chance. His spit paintings aren't getting any money. No one's getting any traction with his spit paintings.
So he's got to do something. 'Cause it's gross. I can't even believe he was doing that over COVID too. The spit paintings over COVID, even. I don't know.
But he's, this is, it's, I don't know, he's got to get money somehow. He's in debt, he's in millions in debt. And um I don't is it are they gonna get paid for it? Is he gonna is there gonna be like a purse? Oh, I you know what?
The coordinators figure all that out based on the costs, and then who is it a pay-per-view thing? Is it going to be sponsored? Like, there's all kinds of different avenues for the revenue, but. Yeah, I don't none of that has been because I mean, clearly, he's going to be doing it for money. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Because I was like looking, trying to see, I don't see any kind of. No. Who would put that money up? Trump's neither Don Jr. nor Eric needs the money.
No. This is him begging. Why doesn't he cage fight Gavin Newsome? Right. He's the only one that needs the money and probably craves the attention.
Why don't we send him to Africa to deal with the monkey wars? That's actually perfect. Right? No, because then he would have all those monkeys on cocaine, and then it would just be horrible. It'd be like the Great Emu Wartimes 110 on steroids and cocaine.
I don't know.
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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. Yeah. It's time for Florida Man. Oh my gosh, we got a handful today. All right, so.
Uh This Okay. When you were using gift cards, apparently, or these like redeemable cards or something like that, you um. Are limited to a certain regional area, especially if it's like a promotion for that store. And apparently, that's what happened in St. Augustine, Florida, with the Buckies.
Because a man, this TikTok guy, He decided to record himself. He drove 30 miles to use a Bucky's gift card for fuel. But the store employee said, Well, this one you can't use gift cards at the pump. Apparently some you can, I looked into it, but I don't know how that works anyway. He said he had $4 in his bank account, 10 miles of range left in his tank.
And he got very upset. Because he had a lot of uh Uh, I mean, that's you know, he had a lot of money on his gift card, apparently, and he wasn't able to do it, so he filmed himself. uh destroying a like a he took all the bucky stickers off his car and he got mad. And just I don't know. Like I Look at the fine print.
I I when can you I don't think you can use a gift card like that. At a gas station. You can't get mad at Bucky's, though. I mean, they've got. I mean, Bucky's is like a destination.
Also, he apparently threw the. Uh mascot, the stuffed beaver into the air. And recorded it. Oh yeah. A Florida woman fled a traffic stop, threatened a deputy's life, kicked another deputy, and called them all racial slurs, even though most of them were white.
That's okay. Wow, she looks like she's having a time. This was in Marathon, Florida. And uh Wow. Monroe County, they took Marianella Dorta, fifty-five.
of St. Cloud. Into custody at 4:30 in the morning.
So she was posted, she was going, she was speeding, she was going over 80 miles per hour and at 35 miles per hour zone. Then she tried to evade when they tried to pull her over. They took her into custody. after she had parked her car and then she tried to hide near a vacation rental home. But then she made threats to kill the deputy arresting her.
She kicked another deputy in the stomach and called another one racial slurs.
So she's now facing felony charges for fleeing or eluding of law enforcement, battery of law enforcement, and a misdemeanor charge for intimidation. She was having a bad day, it sounds like. That's never, you're never, you know, it's never gonna work out for you if that's your reaction. Uh let's see here. This Oof, a Florida man is now oh, this sounds mm.
Ugh. Mmm, my mouth is numb reading this headline. He's This man's cooking green iguanas with waffles. He has a now viral video of a website or of a recipe that he put online. A Florida man now is deciding to cook these iguanas with waffles because they're an invasive species.
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So the thing people don't know about crime axing is like you actually have salt in your tears So what I do is I take the tears and I put it in my hair and it's almost like sea salt spray. That's it's not f ⁇ Funny stuff, it is actually hysterical. And this guy is K-maxing right now. I don't even know what this is. Who is this guy?
He's a friend of that other fruitcake. Wait a minute. The guy named after clavicles. No, that's clavicular, right? No, this one's not clavicular.
This is his dumb GHE wife friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I don't know who man, these first off, let's just what is wrong with them. I feel like they didn't have a father figure or any kind of male presence in their life, number one. Number two, you idiot, they make actual sea salt spray.
for your hair. Like R Co, Kevin Murphy, everybody makes it. Everybody makes a sea salt spray. You don't have to cry, Max. That's just called crying.
Stop putting other suffixes after it, you moron. Doesn't make it a new thing. These people who are like, I no one cried until I was born.
Now crime's invented. Cry Maxine? Don't laugh. No, we are laughing at you. We are because you deserve it.
You're clearly a participation trophy kid. Wow. He's friends with that dude. Didn't he like drug max and meth max himself up into the hospital? That other one?
Yeah, there's some max. How is this in any way any kind of positive role model for young men? Right. I mean if you reg if you regressed Like that Buckley Carlson dude, back to that age, that's who he'd be right there. It's called Cry Maxine.
I just like put my tears in my hair. Again, they make literally a sea salt spray that does all of that stuff.
So if you were like smart maxine, you would know Max that. Right, Max? I mean, it's so stupid. You're out of critical maxing right now. Because I feel like.
Yeah. In absence of any kind of Survival of the fittest, I need to perform this service. For my fellow man. You know what I mean? That's probably more useful than most anything that I came out of the maxing community.
Because we have taken out the cause and effect of natural selection, we've eliminated it. And so I feel like ridicule is part of that, and we've grown too soft as a society. And this is part of natural selection. You should be ridiculed until you go back into whatever recess of darkness you emerged, because this is stupid, that's dumb. And it needs to be said.
This is Ashley Akinetti from the Ben and Ashley Eye Almost Famous podcast. You know that moment when you're in your stylist chair and you're describing your dream hair like it's a Pinterest board come to life, but you have zero idea how to make it happen at home? That is my Roman Empire. But Amiga totally gets it. Their clean, vegan, cruelty free, clinically proven formulas are why Silas swear by them.
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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So in Pennsylvania, authorities are saying that a man faces arson charges because he set fire to a house. Sunday morning with three people inside while literally singing the 80s rock song. Burning Down the House by the Talking Heads. Great band, by the way.
Great musical taste, maybe just don't set a house on fire and sing it while you're doing that. Uh you know, just it's just a helpful hint. Uh, let's see. Also, uh, ooh, another refinery explosion in Port Arthur. This was in Port Arthur, Texas.
The Valero Refinery. They had multiple people that heard a loud boom the other day, rattled their houses that was near dealing with. I know those things can and do happen. But After the drone thing, all this other stuff, I'm just, you know, a little bit. You know, suspicious.
All right, I don't like this at all. Spiders, the size of a human hand. Are spreading throughout the I can't even realize how loud. Oh, oh my gosh. That's the only thing that terrifies me more than anything.
I just have an irrational fear of it. Snakes are fine. I can deal with a snake all day long. You know, they're nature's lassoes.
So large spiders, they're giant and they're huge and they're called the Joro spider. And I try and stop with the photo. Stop loading, and it can grow as large as a human. Stop loading, a human hand. I don't want to see it.
And it's been spotted in eight states, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, California, Virginia, Maryland, and Pennsylvania. Oh. Uh you know why flamethrowers were invented, Kane? Yeah, uh that. Yeah.
Just that. That's the reason why. A woman in Ventura County was killed by a rattlesnake bike during a hike. This is kind of rare that this happens. A Ventura County woman, she was hiking at the Wildwood Regional Park.
She got bit by a rattlesnake and didn't make it. That's crazy. That's the second rattlesnake-related death in California this month. They say the heat has made the record-breaking heat has made the snakes more active than usual. And you gotta be careful because that's their house.
There was a man in Orange County who got bit by a rattlesnake, killed him at Quail Hill Trail in Irvine, California. They airlifted this lady. She's 46. They airlifted her to a hospital, but she didn't make it. That's crazy.
The moment you hear, just stop moving because that means they're coiled and ready to rock.
So you just got to see it, don't move, and then Jump back away. Oh man. Yeah, I don't like that. That's the only rattlesnake I don't like because I don't like it when they make noise. Just, I don't want to hear it.
It's like they're sassing you. I don't like that. Two Chihuahuas. saved a shihzu from a coyote attack. in Chandler.
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They took the other dog to the vet where it was treated for four puncture wounds. One of them was just shy of the jugular. And now she's expected to make a full recovery. We have to go back like with our puppy because we got coyotes in our area and it's near coyote mating season We've been going out with like Wick is fine, but Daisy is a little bitty so we have spilled so we've been going out with her because I know no coyote wants a mess What if you could get more from what you already do? As a Shell Fuel Rewards member, that's just a regular Monday afternoon.
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