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All right, we got Florida, man, but top of the next hour, we got to talk Christine Owens out. That just came out. POTUS confirmed it. We'll have all the latest. All right, so I know it's a crazy.
Oh, crazy news day. Let's see. Oh, I need the Hello Kitty one first.
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This one comes up first. Because this is like a Mad Libs headline. Ready? Florida men caught with meth inside of a hello kitty bag during a traffic stop.
Now hold up, what kind of hello kitty bag? Like, are we talking a backpack? Are we talking like a coin purse? I don't know. I need to know.
The driver, Raymond Ahlers, 43, and the passenger, Tyler Humphrey, 37, were inside. K-9 had to come in. And The deputies say, oh boy, oh no, did you see those mugshots? That is messed up. I mean, you know, to quote Mike Tyson, that's messed up.
So Allers, as he exited the vehicle. The bag that he was holding, he apparently dropped it and left it. On the seat, and the canine alerted to the bag, and there were, and it was a little. Hello kitty bag. And inside they found all these pipes and bags of meth.
It was a little pouch.
So it was a little Hello Kitty pouch, is what it was. He tried to run, but that's not going to happen. And so they got charged with all kinds of stuff, as you can imagine, like drug paraphernalia, things like that. They got charged with everything. Yeah, not smart, never run.
Like, why would you do that? Uh also let's see. Oh. I I need to get into this one real quick. Because a man decided to turn a jail cell in well, he tried to He tried okay.
Mm-hmm. He urinated in the patrol car and then he flooded his jail cell. With a t-shirt in the toilet to make an indoor pool.
Sorry, she, Shakita Brunson, 42 of Coral Springs. She just made an improper turn, got pulled over, smelled like liquor, urinated inside the squad car, and then flooded her jail cell. Yeah, she's she posted Bond. Got out. Third hour net.
Welcome to the program. Dana Lash, with you, we're at the top of the second hour. I'm sure everybody has seen the story. Yeah. At this point.
of the hubbub that took place in the capital with this marine yesterday. And And he ended up getting his arm broken on top of it. This was a crazy story. And I'm looking at some other new video of this. Uh because it's the guy's name is Brian McGinnis.
He is a Marine, and he was there while they were having their hearing. He walked in, and he was wearing his uniform. And he started screaming. Um I'm not dying for Israel. And He ended up getting dragged out of the Senate office building.
By Capitol Police and then Senator Tim Shee. As a result, because he was disrupting this hearing. He's from North Carolina. This is the video of the initial. Dust stop.
Look. No. Ow! No one! Wants to fight for Israel!
His hand, his hand! Oh! His hand! Oh my god, come on. No.
He's hanging onto the door and he's got his hand in the door frame where the door folds back, and he wouldn't let go. And Tim She was grabbing his arm, trying to dislodge his arm, and apparently it broke. He broke his arm while he was doing it. And then everyone started screaming: oh my gosh, the senator just broke this veteran's arm, et cetera. Can I just say something really quickly?
I think it's silly to. I'm I'm gonna put it like this. The founding of this country. meant that we had Uh people like Sam Adams and Paul Revere that stood up to British military. They questioned, they stood up, and they weren't going to be.
run by a military junta, so to speak. Right. I don't believe that because you wear the uniform, that that means you are unquestionable. That means anything that you do is unquestionable because I've seen people wear the uniform and do very bad things, General Milley. I've seen people wear the uniform and do very bad things, Alexander Venman.
We've seen it a lot before. I can give you a list of people. It's like the same thing with police. Back the blue is not a universal statement. That is a case by case basis.
I appreciate what law enforcement does, but I've sat on the stage with a bad cop who tried to blame me for his incompetence. I had another cop who was a big time Democrat down in Austin threatened to s to follow me and dox me because I questioned his commitment to the Second Amendment because he was a big gun control chief.
So yeah, there are bad cops. Rosardo Severo. There are bad cops out there, just like there are people who serve in the military. Who are questionably charactered. And it's okay to say that because I'll be damned.
This is the blank in USA. I can say whatever the hell I want. And if people don't like it, they can choke on it. And the same thing for you. You don't get a pass because of XYZ.
Your argument gets measured on its merit. on fact, on logic. And your motivation gets measured on your character and your previous statements and your previous activism, just like this guy's does. This guy is basically, he's not basically, he's a leftist communist who believes in open borders.
So, stop right there before everybody dives onto the ground to defend this guy. Know who you're defending, first of all. That's a big point. There's a video of him out there in his marine dress blues waving the Gazan Hamas flag. He repeats Hamas propaganda on social media.
I went and looked. He's a giant lefty. And don't say, well, I'm a libertarian. I think some people who don't know what words mean will say that they're capital L libertarians when really they're commies. That's what a lack of consistency will do.
By the way, Uh As far as what happened, it's a bummer that he chose to do this. I think his wife is Muslim. Um And it seems like she made an Islamist out of him if he wasn't already. But I would say he absolutely is an Islamist. When you're out there waving the Hamas flag and you're repeating verbatim Hamas propaganda, I'm absolutely going to call you an Islamist.
Uh so He's screaming this. He gets removed. And they're all like, oh, well, he broke his arm, etc. Uh He shouldn't have been there in his uniform disrupting a meeting, a hearing in the first place. You're not supposed to do that while you're wearing your uniform.
And you're not supposed to wave, you're not supposed to hold up the flag of. Other nations, especially when those nations are run by designated terror groups, designated by the United States, your boss. This guy, and here's more. This is cut nine. He's a very big pro-Hamas, pro-illegal alien, Islamist mouthpiece.
Watch. Congratulations to Hamas and the Gazans for repelling their oppressor, the Israelis, and causing the ceasefire. We must, as Palestinian supporters, watch this deal roll out and make sure it's legitimate and fair and also continue to support Palestine with wearing kefias or any type of apparel to show we are a strong front. We must continue to band together with other minorities, the immigrants, the people that are getting taken out by ICE, African Americans who have been subjugated for the longest time and who I believe are the Grounds for resistance in America. They had the most experience, the most strength, and the most.
So his wife is an Islamist. He is an Islamist, too, clearly. And there's some question, and Lorraine's going to have a piece on this later, as to whether or not his arm actually was broken before she even got there, because he had it in the door before she even got there. And um I mean, it's interesting because all the people that are really upset over Brian McGinnis had no problem with Capitol Police shooting unarmed Ashley Babbitt. Notice the difference.
The same people. Exact same people. Who are out there defending Brian McGinnis? had no problems with an unarmed Ashley Babbitt getting shot and killed. Just FYI.
The wife Big time Islamist.
So it seems like she converted him. Unless he was converted already. But no, you can't show up in your uniform and start shouting Hamas propaganda and disrupt a Senate hearing. You can't do that. No.
If you want to go and act like an ass, on your own time, out of uniform. Out of service, you go do that. But when you sign up for the military, I don't have to tell people this, we're all big kids, there's an expectation and a requirement for your behavior, particularly when you're in uniform.
So, this is a problem that this guy made for himself. It's unfortunate that he chose to do that, but alas, here we are. And the left, you have code pink out there. Let me tell you about code pink. There probably about 10 years ago.
I met her at a number of events. She's a Gold Star mom. And she was with a bunch of other Gold Star moms, did a lot of work with them. They were in DC, and that was when I think this was towards the end, actually, it was more than 10 years ago, because I was still, I think I was still in my 20s. They had a thing with Rumsfeld.
This was towards the end of Bush's term. And Donald Rumsfeld was in DC and they were having some kind of thing for, I just remember, a thing for veterans and gold star families. And Code Pink, led by Medea Benjamin, was across the street with coffins. And they were harassing veteran families, and it was all on video. Because I remember it was, I think I was still.
I think I had just been moved to evenings through the week, so it was at the start of my radio career. and I played the audio. Of this because they were harassing, Code Pink was harassing these veterans' families, these Gold Star families. Imagine being a Gold Star family and looking across the street to see commies. Islamist commies, and that's what Code Pink is, because they're very tight with Hamas.
They support Hamas, they have defended Hamas, they have defended Hezbollah, they have defended Iran, they defend all the things that make veterans. or or make gold star families. They're big supporters of the things that create gold star families, and they're a fake posturing to care for vets. And I played the audio and they got into it. And my friend, who isn't a very well known Gold Star mom, had to get pulled away before she got an assault charge.
So I don't have a lot of respect for Code Pink. Actually, I don't have any. And Code Pink is out there on this guy. They're like, yes, this guy is, yeah. And remember, they also are really good friends with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Who's an absolute fraud? But That is who these people are. This guy is a far left. Islamist Khami who believes in open borders. He doesn't believe anything that you do.
And he does. I just don't know how you're a veteran and you're out there repeating the propaganda. of the entities that make gold star families. And you don't have to be in the military to ask these questions. That's what the revolution was about.
Every citizen can ask these questions. It's not a right just afforded to people in service. And I say this as coming from a military family. It's your right, your God-given right, protected by blood, of all of our ancestors, all of our relations. I don't know anybody untouched.
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Nice. Yeah, that's really nice. Christy Noam is out. Senator Mark Wayne Mullen from Oklahoma is in. It is official.
And official being that POTUS has already Uh tweeted about it.
Well, he Put it up on True Social and it's out. And apparently, I guess every Christian Noam and Mark Wayne Mullen were both. Notified, this is what he put on Truth Social. He says, Quote: I am pleased to announce that the highly respected United States Senator from the great state of Oklahoma, Mark Wayne Mullen, will be the next DHS secretary, effective March 31st. Current secretary, who has served us well and has had numerous spectacular visits, especially on the border, will be moving to special envoy.
For the Shield of the Americas, our new security initiative in the Western Hemisphere, that he's announcing on Saturday from his resort in Doral, Florida. He goes, I think, Christy, for her service at Homeland.
Okay, so my first thought is Uh That's going to take a vote from us for the Senate.
Now, I don't know, Stitz, the governor up there. I don't know how that appointment process works. I don't know how long it takes. Uh but Because I know some they have to have a special election, but apparently, Oklahoma stick can just. I think he can appoint someone, but I don't know how long that takes.
And we've got the SAVE Act right now. You know what I mean?
So I'm a little nervous about that. We need to stop pulling out people from the Senate. Stitt's been described as a moderate, so I don't know who he's going to pick. That's the other question. He's been assailed as of late.
By folks saying that he's too moderate.
So, if that's the case, then is he going to appoint a moderate? Because Mark Wayne Mullen, from my understanding, is pretty conservative. You know, he's got two first names even.
So. He's pretty conservative.
So I don't know what we're going to watch that. My so, why did this happen? That's the question. All right, so the reason why it happened. is apparently because Uh it all started with Her, um questions and answers during her answers during the hearing.
And It Kind of smacked of a little bit of corruption, a little bit. And the reason being is This is Perluke Rosiak.
So she had told there was a $200 million contract for DHS. She had gotten $200 million for an ad. contract. And it apparently went out. To a competitive bid, and then career officials, Rosiak says, picked the winner, but only three hand-picked companies were allowed to bid.
One firm that subbed to the spouse of Christian Ohm's aide, McLaughlin, that Tricia McLaughlin, and then one linked to Lewandowski. And then one was a Trump influencer. And so DHS said it reviewed websites and industry articles to determine that these companies were the only ones who could quickly run a $200 million ad campaign. Knight doesn't do TV ads. Rosieak says, and he's a daily caller reporter.
One company had an empty web page and a disconnected phone, and the other was literally created like three days prior.
So the ad campaign starred herself. And Was reportedly aimed at, and it was all on Fox News. I, okay, I. Scale of one to 10. How honest do you want me to be here?
Or not honest. I'm always going to be honest. How forthright do you want me to be? Do you want me to sugarcoat it or not? No, 11, 11.
You want 11? 11. Let me ask the chat. What do they want? They want 11 or do they want like two?
I need to know before I get into this. Because there is a smorgasbord of opportunity here. I'm gonna let them weigh in. I'm letting the chat weigh in. Lorraine's gonna let me know.
I'm gonna let them weigh in. I need to know, scale of one to 10. Because While we wait for that, the Daily Wire testified, a reporter testified to the Senate about the government contracting schemes at the request of Republicans. Roziak said that he looked into the contracting records and they are very unusual.
Now, Luke Roziak is a straight You know, straight shooter. I've known him for a decade. A really solid reporter. We've had him on the show before. He is one whose work is pretty unassailable.
Like, that's. Rosiak's work is the type of work that you can take into a courtroom.
So that's that's you know kind of that's how that works.
So Uh okay, everybody's saying 11. All right, so Hmm.
Okay. Um $200 million ad buy where she put Commercials about illegal immigration on Fox News, and they starred herself. She was like in every frame. I think that she treated taxpayer dollars and a 200 million ad buy as a vanity project so that she could show off her filler and her extensions. I'm not hating, I'm just saying we all know it, stop lying.
And, um, And on Fox News, like how many damn illegal immigrants are watching Fox News? Why do you have to have a 200 million ad buy? I know ad buys are expensive on Fox, but I've not seen these ads. I've only seen them anywhere else. Have you can?
I've not seen them anywhere else. Rosiak says it's all really weird. Like, why are you, I mean, you're, it was purportedly aimed at illegal immigrants who watch Fox News. What?
So that's I think she used it as a vanity project to brag about herself. Christine Ohm is self-obsessed. She's obsessed with her image. She's self-obsessed. I think.
Whether or not she's doing a good job at getting the border situated, and a lot of that is because of Tom Homan, is I think that you can question her involvement in it, but she doesn't do herself any favors with this type of stuff. And I think it was McLaughlin. I might, and I'll double-check that, but it was one of her staffers that apparently this stuff that this firm that this money went to. And they were trying to say that it wasn't 200 million, that it was only like another six figures, but still that's a lot. And I think that there deserves to be questions.
But I need her to stop being so self-obsessed. I feel like some of these people, they go to Washington and they have midlife crises and it's ridiculous. Stop it. I'm not begrudging anybody doing any kind of, you know, cosmetic whatever. I don't care.
Just do your damn job and I don't care. But when it seems like you're more self-you're more obsessed with how you're viewed and more obsessed with your appearance than you are at transparency and not doing stuff like this, then yeah, it comes into question and we have a major problem. I told my husband when I first saw these ads all over Fox, is she talking about DHS or is this a Christy Noam specifically ad? Because it's her face and it's images of her and she's like all over it and she voices over the entire thing. And it seemed a little weird.
And you guys have heard me mention on the show before, why couldn't that budget be used to just show the illegal aliens that have been arrested and or been detained and deported instead of her, you know, glamour shots of her? I get a little tired of it. And then it just makes it all seem like it's performative. I don't like unforced errors. I don't like people who continually turn in.
Unforced errors. And I think that when you are becoming a giant unforced error, you are a liability.
So Trump gravel-pitted her. He crooked her. Where's the lie? I know you all thought the same thing. Kane, tell me I'm wrong, that all those ads, you didn't stop and go, is this about Christian Ohm or about DHS?
Yeah, I mean, that was the question. We just assumed all of it was approved and. You know, there's a budget for that sort of thing, but you're right. It was very Christy-centric.
So, the reason that Trump reportedly got angry is because she told Congress that it went out to a competitive bid and that Trump was aware of it. Apparently Now, this is what I'm hearing. That made him mad and that was the final straw. Because apparently he was not aware. And he did not like it.
And that's it. Trump will overlook a lot of stuff. But when you start Implicating him. He ain't gonna overlook that. I mean, he overlooks a lot of stuff.
That's why he had some stupid people in his inner circle for some time before he kicked him to the curb.
Sometimes I think he values the perception of loyalty more than competency. That I would say is his biggest flaw. And I think it came into play here.
So now they have Mark Way Mullen. who they're pulling from the Senate.
Now, if it's true that Stitt can just appoint someone there. Again, I question how conservative that person's going to be because Stitt has some criticism against him for being kind of a moderate.
However, Um And yeah, they had this over there. It didn't it seemed like Um it seemed a little corrupt.
So it seemed like um That there wasn't a lot of oversight with that.
So I'm just saying. Um I'm not really upset about this at all. Um but you don't embarrass your boss. That's a big thing. When you make a problem for your boss.
And you um You know, like I said, you make an issue for him in the press, then you can't be surprised when something like this happens. I gotta say, I w I was at the Doral one time. And we were having dinner, and Don Jr. was there, and that's when he was still with Kim Guilfoyle. And I watched her, I saw her come in with Corey Lewandowski.
And they sat at a table. And I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying what I saw. They entered together and then they sat away from everybody else in the restaurant, in the Doral, in a room that wasn't actually being used away from everybody. I'm just saying. I just thought, you know, I mean, you had Sarah Huckabee Sanders that was there, she came in with her staff.
Uh everybody came in with their little You know. their little uh coterie of people and uh they came in and day. Sat away from everybody. We were very nice and said hi, but everybody at our table, we all had to say everybody at our table. We all kind of went.
Because there were so many people around, it was one of those things where you didn't want to say a lot because it would have gotten out. Public.
So everybody just kind of did the whole like brainwave thing. They all looked at each other, and it was just odd. It was a little odd. And that was a few years ago. when the whispers were kind of already underway.
But I don't even think that was a factor here. I think it was, it's the issue of the ad buy because I have not seen any other, not even military. uh have that kind of advertising Power like we saw on Fox. How many ads would you? I swear on one hour, one prime time, ads on Fox are crazy expensive.
Super Beats runs ads. I don't want to tell everybody's business. They run ads on Fox. Those ads are not cheap, y'all. Especially during prime time, Hoo-Boy and Fox is very particular about their ads.
If they don't like your ad, they won't air it. It's not like other networks. They are very bougie about their ads. They are very strict with them.
So It's very expensive. And I did think it was weird that there were so, I can understand like a couple here and there, but it's like every day, every hour, that's a lot of money. And if you're not saying I would understand it more if they were like, here's who we got this month. Right? And then you show Mugshot, and then by the mugshot, they have the offenses of the illegal alien.
And here's this, and there are offenses. Here's this, and there are offenses. And because there's enough that they could do that, I've even suggested doing that, but they didn't. It's just her face, and it's her, and she's here at the border, and she's doing this, and it's. Just a little It seemed a little self indulgent.
Right. So now she's moving to the Shield of Americas, and maybe this plays more to her strengths. I don't know. Or maybe it's Maybe it's, um He's like putting her out. To pasture, I don't know.
We're gonna see, he's apparently gonna be announcing this thing soon.
So, you know, we'll see how that goes. Uh I don't know, does she get a is she gonna get a jet? With that, I don't know. We'll see. But it's pretty decisive.
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