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I just learned a new word. Or new phrase. You wanna hear what my new phrase is that I heard? It's called vomit vandalism. Mm-hmm.
I don't know if you've. Are you familiar with vomit vandalism? I'm familiar with each of those individually, but not together. Oh, well, let me. Let me uh explain this one to you.
So This has everything that you would want. It has that you would want to have in a crazy story. I mean, it's got vandalism and vomit and Hitler and a neighbor dispute. Hitler. Yeah, Hitler.
Corals ps. Coral Springs man was arrested after police say that he carried out a prolonged harassment campaign against his neighbor that included vomiting on her doorstep and repeatedly performing Hitler salutes in front of her ring camera. According to Coral Springs Police Department, Twenty this guy is twenty-eight years old and I It is yeah, it must be seen to be believed, my dudes. Wow. That dude's tr they said that guy's twenty-eight.
Oh come on. Hate. I'm crazy, age you.
So, Spencer Young, 28, was taken into custody just the other day, charged with stalking felony criminal mischief following an investigation. uh this woman who lives in the same apartment complex.
So he apparently was described as escalating harassment that served no legitimate purpose. What I love about that is that is there harassment that does serve a legitimate purpose? You know? The victim told officers that over the course of several weeks, Young repeatedly targeted her home despite having no contact or like at all, any relationship with him at all. Surveillance footage from their camera showed Jung spitting on her door, making obscene gestures and leaving trash outside her residence, also performing repeated Hitler salutes.
towards her camera. and they don't know why. He also vomited on her welcome at. All of this, by the way, was captured on the ring camera, too. They say chivalry's dead.
He also scratched her car, hit her side mirror, scratched her spoiler. Like he was keying her car.
So it was almost $3,000 worth of damage that he did. She said she was fearful, and she had to temporarily, she's a single mother. She had to temporarily leave her home and stay with a friend in Boca Rattan.
So he was arrested. He's in Broward Sheriff's Office Jail or Broward Sheriff, Broward County Jail, rather.
So yeah, that's the guy sounds and I I don't know if he's like what out of nowhere.
So who knows? Who knows? A Central Florida man was caught destroying a Chinese restaurant to stop COVID. That My dude. You're like some years late.
And also, that's not a wet market. A Central Florida man was caught destroying a Chinese restaurant, Richard Jarvis, 43, who looks like he's crazy. Orange County, Florida. He was arrested after a bizarre attack on the restaurant. In the affidavit, police say they responded to Pearl's Chinese restaurant.
And upon arrival, they learned that the man had come to the restaurant, threatened to kill everybody inside. He walked right in through the front, right through the front door. Made his way to the kitchen, began destroying over $4,000 worth of food, cooking instruments, appliances. The owner tried to run away, but Jarvis ran after him, struck him on the back with a shovel, and then told him, If you run away again, I'll kill you. And then when deputies arrived, they found Jarvis in the kitchen, armed with a shovel and shouting that he had to destroy the food because the Chinese were poisoning it with COVID.
So he was totally arrested, and then he kept talking after he was in custody. He kept saying, I had to destroy that restaurant. All Chinese restaurants are going to release a new strain of COVID on July 6th. I'm a prophet, and I'm trying to save everyone. He's been charged with.
Deep breath. Multiple charges of assault, multiple charges of aggravated battery, aggravated battery with a weapon, burglary, criminal mischief. I mean, he's like got a million charges here, and he's being held without bond, because that's how serious it is.
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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.
I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and better and our army grows.
So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.
So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound529 from your cell phone. We are always open.
Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
Thanks for having me. Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. The wedding and cars at last. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could not be a leftist.
I think it this would make me more violent. If I had to. Yeah, I mean clearly it does. That was, let me check notes. Oh, that was part of their counter-protest, and they had Joy Reed, and they were singing.
Well do you know what they were singing? I don't even know what that song was. They have like their whole other life, a whole other culture. I don't even know what their songs are about. I don't even know.
She's just Jeez. Anyway, welcome back. I'm sorry, I had to subject you to that because I was subjected to it. Hurt people hurt people. That's what happens.
Welcome back. We've been covering the State of the Union and all this other stuff. This, I want you to, I want to play this. This is cut 30. This is the reaction to the awarding of the Medal of Honor at the Purple Heart and the Presidential.
You're going to get mad. Do I want to play this actually? Hey, we've got to show it. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Let's do it. itself, but he utilized almost like These game show type moments where you're seeing awards being presented to really. bring these moments of togetherness that otherwise might not have been there. Mm-hmm. She didn't really think it was a big deal.
Good, yeah. Really? Really? You didn't think it was that big of a deal. That's uh what's her face?
Abby Phillip at CNN, I don't know, whatever she does. Uh that oh yes, well, you know, it's um Really was nothing. It wasn't a huge deal. Uh uh I loved seeing that. Although One of my kids was like, why did it take them so long?
to give these guys these Accolades And I think that's a very good point. Very good point. The um Can we do the giraffe? Yeah. This was, again, let's check in on them.
This is what this was. part of The rally that they had. I don't even know what this is. Again, people were dressed up as furries. Yeah, good job.
Listen, this is cut 27. I'm fresh out of an ice prison in Minneapolis. I've been arrested three times by ICE over absurdity, over us being ourselves, over me singing songs like. Hey Mr. Tangerine Man, get rid of brown people for me.
I'm Arian White. There ain't no place I'm going to. Who the hell knows? And he played the harmonica like Elainis Moore said.
So he's dressed up. as a giraffe with panties on. And It's called State of the Swamp. Giraffes aren't in the swamp. No, they're not.
Giraffes aren't And the Swamp. What is the point of this? How are Democrats convincing voters that they're serious people by engaging in this type of stuff? I mean, I get that that's, you know, it's a uh kind of a rhetorical question, but still. That's what was there to be.
If you're going to have a rally, then you're, if you're going to do counter-programming, then. Wouldn't you try to include something that or try to structure it to where you're actually Countering whatever POTUS is putting up there. If you disagree with one of his policies, then wouldn't you be using that opportunity as a way to explain why his Whatever he's proposing is unworkable, and here is our alternative. Here's what what we would like to see going forward. They didn't even do that.
The um Oh, and apparently. I mean, and of course it's all leftist and it's all organized and it's all, you know, paid for. I'm sure they had it fun. I'm sure they had it catered. Craft services.
Apparently, the New America Foundation, Per Lorraine. Is listed as a partner for, I guess, one of the events, and it was hosted by. That's the Defiance group. I mean, it's all funded. It's all one big, incestuous, leftist group.
That's it. And they're connected with the Soros Open Society, the Tides Foundation, which is a Soros entity, the whole nine yards.
So that's, you know, that's what it's all about. I don't know. I, the, the whole thing is just ridiculous. There was no point in having that. There was no point in it at all.
I mean, it was just, they were just rage-baiting everybody. That's all it is. They were just rage-baiting people. They had lawmakers go up and engage in this type of stuff. They had people dressed up in costumes.
Doesn't even make any sense. They're not serious. And then when you try to when you When you compare that with The effort to get moderate, like, well, she's not a moderate, but the effort to make people like Abigail Spanberger seem moderate. What you're witnessing is all these different factions on the left. They can't even come together for a cohesive message, which is kind of unusual for the left.
And I know we all say, oh, well, the left is always, you know, they always circle the wagons. They're always on the same page. Not really. And the fact that they even had this event and they had actual sitting elected lawmakers who were skipping the state of the union to go to this event. and engage in this is I think it's really telling because these were the extremists and then they were trying to moderate it up.
Remember too. The um Uh Moderates that they had, they weren't even, or the people that they're trying to promote as moderates, they had nothing to do with this event. Everyone was there at the Spanberger response.
So, I've been paying attention to what's happening with gold and silver lately. And honestly, it's pretty shocking. Gold and silver have risen to record highs in relation to the dollar. And after talking with Colin over at Noble Gold Investments, I really get it. This isn't about trying to time the market, it's not about chasing some get-rich quick opportunity.
It's about protecting what you've already worked so hard to build. And when the economy feels uncertain, and when currencies start weakening, when people get nervous about their retirement accounts, historically, they look for stability. And physical gold and silver have always been a part of that conversation.
Now, I appreciate, I think, maybe the most that Colin and his team don't pressure people, right? They don't use hype. They didn't use that with me. They just simply walk me through my options, they answer questions, and they treat you with respect. And that matters.
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Get informed and then decide what's right for you and your family. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.
Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one.
20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and better and our army grows.
So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.
So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound529 from your cell phone. We are always open.
Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss, it's time for Dana's Quick Five. This is such a weird study. Traffic noise at night is apparently giving a green light to higher cholesterol, according to a major study. Researchers did not establish direct cause and effect, but the findings add to growing evidence that chronic nighttime traffic noise may influence cardiovascular health through changes in blood chemistry.
Okay, LDL bed. Correlation, that causation, yeah, sure. I don't. Does anybody believe this? No, America says goodbye to the mass market paperback book.
Okay. They they're not making them as much anymore. I don't care. Ha ha ha ha. I just don't.
Well, why should I? I mean, I like books. I mean, I'm an author. Any story. Huh?
Why should he care about any story? No, I mean, why is it a big deal with paperback? By the way, I like hardback so much better. I mean, we have a like, it's a record number of high schoolers now that are graduating without being able to read it. Because their parents are stupid and they put them in front of iPads.
Yeah, whatever the reason is, though, reading is definitely. Because millennials don't know how to raise kids, is why. That's the whole reason. They don't. And I will literally rip out anyone's endocrine system through their eyeballs if they want to argue with me about it because they don't.
Major cruises are diverting their ships away from popular Mexican ports because people don't want to get marked by a bunch of cartel violence. Norwegian Cruise Line said its 4,000-passenger ship, the Norwegian Bliss, is going to, they're going to skip Puerto Vallarta. That sounds like a good idea.
Sounds like it's a good idea. I mean, all hell's breaking loose there. It comes after Carnival decided to have its royal princess also skip Porto Vallarda. because they're going to get murked to death by all the cartel violence. And it's not just them.
They had Holland America, a bunch of other different cruise lines. They're all skipping these major ports.
So great job, cartels. You're making it to where no tourist dollars are coming into your third world hellhole areas, of which it has one redeeming value, which is a bougie overpriced resort.
So good job. You're just making it so much better. Yay! Good for you. You really thought that one through, didn't you, champs?
Also, this is a horrible story. Martin Short's only daughter apparently committed suicide. It was announced yesterday. He lost his wife. He's lost his brother.
I mean, he's had a lot of loss in his life. He really has, and he just seems like the nicest guy. But apparently, she's 42 years old and they found her in her apartment. And it was announced yesterday, but it was apparently on Monday when it happened. Just horrible, just the awful story.
And you feel for him because he seems so happy and bubbly, but he's dealing with all of this stuff, you know. A rescue team with war zone-level experience is helping stranded Americans evacuate Mexico. It's a veteran-led rescue group deployed as part of a war zone-level operation to get stranded Americans out of Mexico following the widespread violence after the boy band Jalisco New Generation cartel lost their main singer. That's what it is. It's called Grable Rescue Nonprofit.
They sent out teams across Jalisco and other Mexican states. And they're trying to get the flights to resume. They have some flights coming out of Jalisco already, but they're telling Americans, you know, you need to just stay down, stay hunkered down until it's safe to travel again and shelter in place. And they, and they're, I mean, you can't even like go out into the road. If the cartels think you're American, I guess they're worried about hostages being taken.
But man, tourists are still, they're still sheltering in place in a lot of these areas. The wedding and cars. Cold for the love. I could not be a leftist. I think it this would make me more violent.
If I had to. Yeah, I mean clearly it does. That was, let me check notes. Oh, that was part of their counter-protest, and they had Joy Reed, and they were singing.
Well you know what they were singing? I don't even know what that song was. They have like their whole other life, a whole other culture. I don't even know what their songs are about. I don't even know.
She's just Jeez. Anyway, welcome back. I'm sorry, I had to subject you to that because I was subjected to it. Hurt people hurt people. That's what happens.
Welcome back. We've been covering the State of the Union and all this other stuff. This, I want you to. I want to play this. This is cut 30.
This was the reaction to the awarding of the Medal of Honor at the Purple Heart and the Presidential. You're going to get mad. Do I want to play this actually? I mean, hey, we gotta show it. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Let's do it. itself, but he utilized almost like These game show type moments where you're seeing awards being presented to really. bring these moments of togetherness that otherwise might not have been there. Okay.
She didn't really think it was a big deal. Good God. Really? Really? Didn't think it was that big of a deal.
That's uh what's her face? Abby Phillip at CNN, I don't know, whatever she does. Uh that oh yes, well, you know, it's um Really was nothing. It wasn't a huge deal. Uh uh I loved seeing that.
Although One of my kids was like, why did it take them so long? to give these guys these Accolades. And I think that's a very good point. Very good point. The um Can we do the giraffe?
This was again, let's check in on them. This is what this was. part of The rally that they had. I don't even know what this is. Again, people dressed up as furries.
Yeah, good job. Listen, this is cut 27. I'm fresh out of an ice prison in Minneapolis. I've been arrested three times by ICE over absurdity, over us being ourselves, over me singing songs like. Hey Mr.
Tangerine Man, get rid of brown people for me. I'm Arian White, there ain't no place I'm going to. Yeah. Who the hell knows? And he played the harmonica like Elainis Moore said.
So he's dressed up. as a giraffe with panties on. And It's called State of the Swamp. Giraffes aren't in the swamp. No, they're not.
Giraffes aren't And the Swamp, what is the point of this? How are Democrats convincing voters that they're serious people by engaging in this type of stuff? I mean, I get that that's, you know, it's a uh kind of a rhetorical question but still That's what it was there to be. If you're going to have a rally, then you're, if you're going to do counter-programming, then. Wouldn't you try to include something that or try to structure it to where you're actually Countering whatever POTUS is putting up there.
If you disagree with one of his policies, then wouldn't you be using that opportunity as a way to explain why his. Whatever he's proposing is unworkable, and here is our alternative. Here's what what we would like to see going forward. They didn't even do that. The um Oh, and apparently.
I mean, and of course it's all leftist and it's all organized and it's all, you know, paid for. I'm sure they had it fund. I'm sure they had it catered. Craft services. Apparently, the New America Foundation, Per Lorraine.
Is listed as a partner for, I guess, one of the events, and it was hosted by. That's the Defiance group. I mean, it's all funded. It's all one big incestuous leftist group. That's it.
And they're connected with the Soros Open Society, the Tides Foundation, which is a Soros entity, the whole nine yards.
So that's, you know, that's what it's all about. I don't know. I the whole thing is just ridiculous. There was no point in having that. There was no point in it at all.
I mean, it was just, they were just rage-baiting everybody. That's all it is. They were just rage-baiting people. They had lawmakers go up and engage in this type of stuff. They had people dressed up in costumes.
It doesn't even make any sense. They're not serious. And then when you try to when you When you compare that with The effort to get moderate, like, well, she's not a moderate, but the effort to make people like Abigail Spanberger seem moderate. What you're witnessing is all these different factions on the left. They can't even come together for a cohesive message, which is kind of unusual for the left.
And I know we all say, oh, well, the left is always, you know, they always circle the wagons. They're always on the same page. Not really. And the fact that they even had this event and they had actual sitting elected lawmakers who were skipping the state of the union to go to this event. and engage in this is I think it's really telling because these were the extremists and then they were trying to moderate it up.
Remember too. The um Uh Moderates that they had, they weren't even, or the people that they're trying to promote as moderates, they had nothing to do with this event. Everyone was there at the Spanberger response.
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