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Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. Welcome back to the program Dana Lash with you. This is an interesting video. I'm going to play this video for you because. It is a woman who was trailing ICE agents.
and she claimed that they were targeting legal emigrants and she kept Trying to insert herself into the operation. Listen to this exchange. This is something else. Yeah. This isn't where I live.
That's fine. This isn't where I live. Pay all your bills, no, because I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case. If my parents paid all my bills, make sure we want to make sure you guys got home. This isn't where I live, okay, Olivia.
We appreciate it. You can go talk to them.
Well, this isn't where I live.
So, if this is not where your vehicle is registered, you might want to look that up with their state. It is, buddy. My address is correct on my ID and where my car is registered.
Okay, good try, though. All right. Thanks, Olivia. Uh Do you feel strong or what? We're good.
Have a great day, okay? I'll keep following you, okay? Oh no, it's the other characters. Yeah. They never do.
How does it feel to be a race trader? You know, we were trying to get... A child molester, right? No, you weren't. Yes, we were.
How would you know? Because it was a woman you talked to. His wife, and then his mission came back as murderer. I suppose, calling someone a race traitor, but you guys don't care. I hope you realize that is the most racist thing you can say as a white woman.
Of course, it is.
So, you know, um. This isn't a good look for you. You think I care about my look. No, oh, no, no, trust me. When you guys.
It is evident by how you look, you don't care. We get that. Trust me. No, that's all I'm saying. I'm just saying this.
Trying to be a social warrior, if you actually cared, You probably would care about the child who got raped and also the person who got murdered by the person that we were looking for. But see, you don't care. No, I don't care because you guys try to do that. You just try to detain legal immigrants. None of you actually give a s.
If you were here to get illegal, violent immigrants off the street, that would be fine. That's what they're doing, you stupid broad. You stupid, dumb, progressive broad. every single time these people That is exactly what they're doing. She already said it.
She's like, I don't care. I don't care if you're looking for somebody who got uh who's a murderer and a child rapist. And by the way, that I I did run this down. That is actually who they were looking for. That's Yeah.
Part of me didn't want it to be true, to be honest. Just because there's a victim in it, you know, and you're like, golly and hm. But that's who they yeah, I I I have a criticism. I think they were being too nice in how they get him. I think if you're a child rapist and a murderer and you're in this country illegally, I think that we should be able to put a bear claw outside your front door, get you to come out, you lose a leg, then we drag you by the hair on your scalp.
And then we redefine what cruel and unusual is. That's how I make cruel and unusual gray again. Mm-hmm. That's how I look at it. Oh, no, no, no.
Don't sit here and tell me, oh, but you have rights. You don't have rights if you're in this country illegally. Those rights are for the citizens whose. Who paid the taxes? who live here, who do things legally, who let our government know we're here.
That's no, no, no, no. These are rights affirmed for citizens of these United States. This isn't the world police. How interesting that the individuals. who always say that the United States always tries to flex.
You know, throughout the world. These are the ones that they want our rights to be applicable to everybody, every single time. That's what they do. No, these are not everybody's rights. These are rights for United States citizens.
These are not rights that are applied to people who come into the country illegally and then squat in this country. and then continue to carry out vicious crimes like this guy was doing. She didn't even care. And by the way, a white progressive chick telling a Hispanic border agent Or a Hispanic immigration and customs enforcement agent that he is a race traitor. She's a racist.
Of course they all are, but she is a disgusting unemployed loser. Olivia Jensen is her name. J-E-N-S-E-N. Olivia Jensen is a chonky white racist. You are.
Progressive trash. The fact that she said, Yeah, I don't care. When he goes, Well, if you really cared, then she's like, Yeah, I don't care. It's right, I don't care. My gosh So uh I don't know.
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We saw the cancel culture. We saw the woke revolution. I don't agree with the gender revolution, the climate alarmism. I think there are two genders, but some of us think that there is more than one, or more than two, sorry, more than two gender. I think there is male and female, and the rest probably is a social construct.
So this is something that went too far. But does that justify selling out the people of Ukraine who are on the front lines dying? What in the Pambani hill is the two genders if that's what you're worried about? Can I please finish my points? I'm sorry that It makes you it makes you nervous.
I'm really sorry for that. It makes me nervous. It makes me Wow, what a come on. Where to unpack this? Uh so yeah, let's just start.
This was Hillary Clinton who got into it with the Czech deputy prime minister. over two genders and I followed what he was saying very well. The I did, yeah. The confusion is what she said in response.
So she had said In this back and forth, he was like, he was talking about how some things went too far. And the wokery, et cetera, all of this stuff went really far. And then she follows it up with, what do you mean, genders? Because he was like talking about the wokery with genders and all of that too. And she's like, Well, what do you mean that we so we can have rights?
Well that's not what Actually, yeah, we're talking about men hijacking the female sex and removing from us our rights. Yes, exactly, Hillary. You are also an enabler of this. He um and he seemed genuinely shocked. That She had that response.
And then she just went off in like some kind of pambondi, you know, AOC Kamala Harris word salad nonsense. I don't even know what that was. It just, again, she's trying to stunt on. What do you mean? Women's rights approach!
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And you can listen to the radio program. From anywhere around the country, and also you can watch the video of us doing the radio program as well. But yeah, her response, she just seemed more very fighty. What do you mean for our? He wasn't talking about women's rights.
He's literally talking about. men cosplaying as women. And He was talking about the policies, some of these things that have gone on for a real. What did she not? And then she, then, where's the, where did the Ukraine thing come from?
Was there like an edit in the video that we are not privy to? Where did that come from? How was that? A response to him talking about gender dysmorphia. Nobody can answer that.
You guys are all as confused as I am. I I don't know. But she seemed... It made her look desperate. I thought anyway.
It just was very desperate looking. That wasn't the only exchange. that she had with him either. This uh She, let's see, da da da. Oh, this was kind of interesting.
Uh, she had said that, uh, in talking about immigration, this is cut 10. Listen to this. This is kind of interesting. I think we need to call it for what it is. There is a legitimate reason to have a debate about things like migration.
It went too far, it's been disruptive and destabilizing, and it needs to be fixed in a humane way with secure borders that don't torture and kill people. The borders torture and killed? Who is being tortured and killed at our southern border? By the United States. I mean, I know the cartels do this, but who?
In Where is that even happening? It's like she has to say the obvious thing. Because it has gone incredibly too far. And then she has to throw in a crumb for the far left so they don't. excommunicate her for looking as though she agrees.
With Trump on anything. It makes me wonder too if that was not the reason for her weird response to the gender question. Because she was because the guy was like, Yeah, there's a male and female, and the rest is a social construct. And then out of nowhere, she goes, But does that justify selling out the people of Ukraine? Like, what does that even mean?
Did she just jump in on that because she thought her migration answer sounded too conservative? It's a legit question. Did she have to go and try to save face somewhere else? I don't know, you know, just saying. Although it's not as bad as Still not as bad as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
By the way, um What's interesting to about her name. How are you named after the guy who brought horses? To the United States to North America and you not know it. Can I just real quickly go back to that one sound bite? I am endlessly fascinated.
by the cluelessness of this woman. She got mad at Marco Rubio because he said, you know, cowboys, he was talking about cowboy culture in the United States. I just can I just hear cut one real quick. Rubio's speech. was a pure appeal.
to Western culture. My favorite part was when he said that American cowboys came from Spain. I thought that's a way to, but I believe the Mexicans and descendants of African enslaved peoples would like to have a word about what? Because they didn't do it. Squat!
How are you literally named after the guy from Spain? Who brought horses to North America and you not know where it comes from? Hernan Cortez, he brought sixteen horses to the Mexican mainland when he was going his expedition against the Aztecs. and that was back in the early fifteen hundreds.
Now, Columbus first brought horses to the Caribbean, but it was Cortez who introduced them to Mexico. And that literally is the source of how horses, they all, and cowboys, vaquero, all of that spread through. The United States Southwest. And it was after the defeat of the Aztec that the Spanish ranching was able to flourish. And breeding and all of that, and the horse population exploded.
The absolute unabashed irony of being named Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. And not even knowing that you're named after the guy who brought horses. to North America. I mean, the Mexicans and Africans would like to have a word.
Well, the Africans, I don't know what they're going to have a word about. But the Mexicans, because they got them from the sp Banish. Go back to being a crappy bartender, because this is not your forte, girl. Are you being lied to about your retirement? I mean, the advice sounds familiar: max out your 401k and your IRA and hand your life savings to Wall Street and just hope that the market cooperates.
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All right, so first up. The uh Wow, West Virginia. School custodian was found hiding in the girls' locker room. And he's being held on $1.3 million bail.
Well, maybe he just identified as a girl. I'm actually surprised he didn't use that defense. The guy, William Howard Shoup, 25. He is the, well, now former custodian with Berkeley County Schools. He has over two dozen charges.
It's an incident. This was Thursday night last week during a girls' basketball game. He was hiding inside of the closet in the girls' locker room for the visiting team from Hedgesville High School. And they called the police. Police responded.
He was apprehended, 29 charges. Uh They don't get into anything else, but I assume he'd been hiding in there and was watching them change even pregame. That's what my they don't get into that in the story, but that's what I'm thinking. That's, you know. Uh, but how crazy is it if he would have said Oh no, I just I identify as a um as a female and I'm here in the locker room.
I I mean would they be able to actually is that prosecutable at that point? I don't know because that's been tolerated. A Colorado family was ordered to remove The brother, they so two brothers in the family, they had a shared headstone. A family has been ordered to remove it. It's a grieving family.
A cemetery demanded their two brothers. that were like what in their 40s that passed away. And they have a shared headstone, and the cemetery said they have to remove the shared headstone. Uh Well because of middle fingers On that. You can barely, can I be honest?
You can barely see it. Like, you have to get in front of the headstone and so they have, you know, how you can put pictures in the stone. They have a picture of each of the brothers, and they're both giving the middle finger.
So now.
Okay, I will say, did they not check with that before they had that made? Because those things aren't cheap. Did they check with that before they? I think it's goofy that they're making them remove it. But at the same time, also, you should maybe just check before you have something like that.
I mean, my uncle had bite me on his. And I'm not kidding you. Hands to Sky, he literally had bite me on his tomb. I'm not kidding you. Let's see, thousands of smoke detectors were called over potential fire hazards.
Yeah, there's a certain you need to kind of look up, check on your smoke detector. These were sold exclusively on Amazon and they're being recalled. For those of you who understand horses or agriculture, you're going to die, and I'm sorry, but it must be done. Or just basic history. Listen.
Rubio's speech. was a pure appeal to Western culture. My favorite part was when he said that American cowboys came from Spain. I believe the Mexicans and descendants of African enslaved peoples would like to have a word on that. What word would they like to have?
Yeah. I'm right there with you, Kane. What word would they like to have? So. First off, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
So, just so you know, she thinks that. That Let me back this up. She thinks that horses were introduced by Mexico, right? Is that what she's saying? Hey, Kane.
Yeah. Um, the language do Mexicans speak?
Well It's weird. They call it Spanish. probably based on its Original location. Spring. Oh, how weird is that?
How weird is that?
So the m Mexicans speak Spanish. And she barely speaks Spanish. I actually think I speak more Spanish than she does.
Now, granted. It's probably some choice words, but still. She has apparently clearly no idea. about the history of horsemanship or that it was Spain that actually introduced it. The and one of the reasons that we know the word so well is because in our area, Cain, there's a whole fancy, bougie, gated neighborhood that's named after it, Vaquero.
The caro. It is that's the Spanish cowboy. They introduced Horses. They introduced that. This was forever ago.
How would you not know this? How are you? I'm not even a horse person. And I'm not a historian, but I like history and I know history. How do you just not even know this?
I just and she was on the national uh international stage. And It was brought into through the Spanish presence the colonial presence in Mexico, and it was introduced Through Spain, in that manner. And I'm trying to understand even where she's getting into Africa. I don't even know what I'm. You can't just like, I don't know, if you're going to talk about the issue, maybe glance at a history book.
You could be charismatic and also a moron, clearly, as we can see here. I mean, she's everyone's like, oh, she's so charismatic, but she's not smart.
So does the charisma matter? I mean literally Vaquero is And she's very she got mad because Rubio said that cowboys came from Spain. They did. And I mean, it's from the Iberian Peninsula. This is history.
Everybody knows this. You don't even have to Google it unless you're her. She needs to go back to bartending. Because I don't, I just, she has no, this is what I'm saying. She cannot run for office beyond the office that she's in.
It's just not. It's not in her cards because this isn't the only mess-up that she had. Guys, this is cut three. And wow. That's all I'm saying.
Wow, listen. You know, we look at what happened in Venezuela, for example. It is not a She barely speaks Spanish at all. It is not a remark on Who Maduro was as a leader? He canceled elections.
He was an anti-democratic leader. That doesn't mean that we can kidnap. ahead of state and engage in actual war just because the nation is Also, Does she not know where Venezuela is in terms of hemispheres? Because she said below the equator. Venezuela is north of the equator.
Yeah, the whole the whole country. How do you not glance at a globe? before you go out on stage to talk about geopolitical issues. I always think it's interesting when people like AOC, who barely speaks Spanish, by the way, she has to do, she has to force. the what she believes is a Spanish affectation.
On A A Latin word. Like she does. Meduro. Venezuela. It's like you can say Maduro.
Okay, it's okay. You can say that. You don't have to. You don't have to fake it up, girl. But If you look on the map, The whole The whole A Double Snakes country.
of Venezuela. is above the equator.
So, this was like literally within an eight-minute period where she did this. There were other things too, but these were the ones that I thought were the most ridiculous. She Just cannot help herself. One of our listeners, Larry, says: if you go to a Mexican restaurant and quote the menu, you will literally speak more Spanish than AOC. I believe that.
I believe that in my heart of hearts. This is why I don't think that she. I mean, I'm not saying that she wouldn't flirt with the idea of running, but I just don't see her running because she's just such a. She's not the brightest bulb. And I don't think that she can handle it.
I think that she would be completely just to go for higher office. I think she would be completely embarrassed on a national level. I mean, this is her just in Munich and she's embarrassing herself. She's Giggly. She was talking about wealth tax, the wealth tax that she would have proposed.
We talked about that on Friday. But she was upset. You know, going after Rubio because, and Rubio actually speaks Spanish, unlike AOC. And the reason that she went after Marco Rubio is because he started encroaching on her identity politic playing field of, oh, well, my last name is Alexander Acasio-Cortez. My last name means I own this.
She's playing identity politics. And then you have the Secretary of State who actually can speak Spanish and does know history. She cannot have him encroaching on the one thing that she, the only thing that she can have to use as like some sort of semblance of authority. That's why she tries to play up all this stuff. I mean, Rubio, who actually speaks Spanish, doesn't say mariro.
He doesn't do any of that. Here's a go, Venezuela. He just says Venezuela, Maduro. She who barely speaks Spanish. Actually, I don't even think she can speak a full sentence of it.
I'm not kidding. She actually cannot. She does this to try to play it up. I mean, the contrast is stunning. But I mean, for crying out loud, the fact that you don't know that and you're trying to also act like you're the bouncer for all of everything Spanish is embarrassing.
I mean, we don't want to. Do we really want to sit here and do a deep dive on the vaquero culture, cane? Do we really want to do that? We want to talk about the buckaroo term, which is actually still used out in West Texas, and that apparently came from the traditional movements of the vaquero cane. I mean, I don't want to dive into this for crying out loud, but you get my point.
Don't sit here and pretend to be the authority on something when you don't even understand just like the basic history of it. Good night. But the Cowboyism That literally descended from the Iberian Peninsula, where it had been perfected before it came to the United States, before it came to North America. And I just, well, it came from Mexico. When what do Mexicans speak?
Spanish. I feel like I'm in Pee Wee's Great Adventure. Right, or Big Pee Wee's Big Top, right? This is a This woman's making an authentic Mexican tortilla. Can y'all say tortilla?
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