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Well, a Florida man was arrested on Halloween while already wearing a prison in make costume. Look at that. He was already dressed for it. According to Port St. Lucie, the man was arrested after he was found driving under the influence the early hours of October 31st.
Video shows the driver doing a sobriety test after he was stopped by police on the drive home from a party, dressed for arrest already.
So that's why would somebody do that and try? I mean, like, first off, why? Just, you know. for the danger that it poses, but also Um Why would you do it? Knowing that you could potentially be stopped and that there would probably be an outsized presence.
of law enforcement on Halloween night, right? Stupid. Just stupid. A Florida woman was charged because she tried to kidnap a child from a grandmother at a Shell gas station. She really needs to pluck her eyebrows.
Ivana Nobile, 38, was arrested. After she, according to Broward Sheriff's Office, the boy's grandmother parked. uh and uh apparently as she pulled up at the gas station and parked Nobile approached the grandmother, made an unclear statement. That involved like an identification card, open the rear door, grab the kid's arm. and said I'm taking them.
She says the chi she said the child is the wrong color to be with this woman. That was her quote.
So the grandmother intervened. Multiple witnesses and surveillance footage all corroborated the incident. The child had no visible injuries.
So she faces charges of false imprisonment of a child and burglary. And apparently, she's also held on. an immigration hold because she's not even in the country legally. Who would have thought?
So thankfully the boy's okay. She's lucky that she didn't get whooped by that grandmother in the Shell Station parking lot, gotta say. And let's see, I think I got one more.
Well, tomorrow I'll have to tell you about the guy who made 45 calls to police. Because his wife was in jail and he thought that was the way to free her. And then he threatened to shoot an officer and ended up behind bars himself. Yeah, so he had He had a a bit of a A bit of a big day. I'll tell you about him tomorrow because I don't think I'm gonna have enough time to share that full story with you.
I want to get into the UK terror story because this is crazy. Two. Two people decided to go s have a stab off. And uh in the train station in the UK. This is a really sad story.
I'm going to pull this up because I read a report. Where they said Terrified passengers were locking themselves in the train's bathroom. Just to try to get away from all of this. They have a counter-terror probe now to investigate this knife rampage that left nine people fighting for their lives. Two people were arrested on scene.
Ten victims were rushed to the hospital. They said that it was a major incident. They had counter terrorism police, but they won't say that it's terrorism. And uh it I mean crazy. There's all kinds of videos, they are horrible.
There's some videos out there. They had cars racing. Police had a taser, a man who had a very large knife. And Uh this guy was just can you imagine being stuck on a train and somebody stabbing everybody? How many people does it take to grab a dude who's stabbing people?
I mean, I'm just wondering, like, how I can't imagine. you'd get your neck snapped. Trying that in Texas. Oh my gosh, you'd get your neck snapped right off your body. There's no way.
There's no way you might stab somebody, but you're gonna get marked. This uh I I mean, I they're They have no way to defend themselves over there. I was telling Kane earlier that if you're using like a taser or mace or something like that, the penalty for using that. actually is equal to that of uh penalty for sexual assault. It's Pretty insane.
What is happening? In the UK, this is what this is what happens when you don't have assimilation. It's what happens when the guy who uh One of the guys who was stabbed uh apparently in this train attack this train attack Uh was uh a trash guy, who's a husband and a dad, And he was walking his dog near the train, and I guess it all spilled out, and he ended up being killed. It was the guy, one of the perpetrators, they said, was a 22-year-old Afghan who came here illegally on a truck. And then he was granted leave to remain by UK government.
Wow. Wow. Uh And then this trained brutal mass attack is what they said. But you know, heaven forbid we start looking. They identified one of the guys, a 32-year-old British male.
And then the guy who did all the, I mean, because they had two attacks like it within days. I mean, this is insane. 32-year-old guy stabs 11 people on a train. What is happening over there? I've heard people say that they don't feel safe traveling over there.
and parts of London. There was a story of a young girl as who is Yeah. Incredibly distraught. The attacker tried to get at her, but there was an older man that got in away and he ended up getting slashed on his forehead. But they said that everybody was trying to run out of the train as it stopped at Huntingdon.
And uh It was just pure panic. There were some people who were really behaving heroically. Uh and they also got ended up getting, you know, slashed. But thankfully, uh they weren't killed. This is I mean I don't know.
I don't know. I I am Amazed. At this.
Now you gotta wear what you're gonna have to wear stab vests. Those vests that prevent the knife from like actually piercing you? Are people gonna have to wear that on the train? I don't know. They had another guy who was arrested 'cause he was making threats with the knife.
I guess they didn't put their knives in those boxes that were on the street corners, Kane. Yeah. They just needed one near the train. Yeah. Just need one there, right there.
The uh Guy that led the stabbing, they're calling them all British, but I don't know. Uh The press was like making him out like he was some Welsh choir boy. No. He was an older just The hunting and stabbing suspects they were both being called British. Um The 32-year-old was a black male, and I think I don't know if immigrated to the UK or born in the UK.
They haven't released that. But he's considered to be the only suspect at this point. They released the other guy with no further action. They determined that the second guy was not involved with the attack. Uh but I don't know.
You can't tell me, honestly, because every single attack that they've had, whether it's been people like they're in a vehicle and they're driving a vehicle across a bridge, running into pedestrians. In fact, we when one of my kids was in high school, Their class took a trip to London. And it was all about the same time that a terrorist decided to, this is near Big Bend, just drive a truck, a lorry. like plowed into a bunch of tourists on the bridge near Big Bend. Remember that story, Kane?
And what was the guy who was from Afghanistan? I can't remember his background. He was not born in the illegal immigrant. That was granted. Again, another story where they're allowed to stay.
And then this happens. How are you getting a license to drive a truck around too? If that's your status, maybe they have a Gavin Newsom policy over there. I just, you know, I'm telling you, I think Britain's lost. The other thing that really struck me, and I know I talked about this when we were in Norway, we were way, way, way, way, way deep into the fjords.
And Scholdenfjord, the longest, deepest fjord in all of Norway, and at the very end. Uh That fjord is a little town, little tiny town. It looks like something out of frozen, called Shoulden. And even all the way up there, and there's only a couple hundred people in this village, which I think, by the way, is only accessible in the winter. Maybe through boat or dog sled because the road is just a little tiny, like barely.
kept up asphalt road. maybe helicopters ve I mean There it it is pretty mountain mountainy terrain. It's a fjord. And There I ended up seeing um The Gazan stuff. hanging in the windows of a home up there.
like the quote-unquote Palestinian like Hamas stuff. How in the world? It just it's how widespread all of this stuff is. This this I mean, this is terror. This is terrorism.
But they decided that they were going to get Right. on now on a train. You can even ride the train. The guy was he was. An Afghan so this is this story, hold up.
Because now it's all reflected on Kiera Starmer. I just almost got distracted here by a survey on his popularity. Um Issue of this guy, so this dog walker that I was talking about.
So, this is a separate, this is a 49-year-old guy who was walking his dog, and he was savagely attacked. And I'm not watching the video. He died right in the street. Another man was slashed, a 14-year-old boy was was slashed, and the guy who did it was an Afghan national who was here illeg who was in the UK illegally. And He had stabbed multiple people.
This is literally just a few days like two days before the train attack. What in the world? This is becoming so commonplace now. And they have all of these front door cameras that caught all of it. It is gruesome.
This guy just was out. I mean, he stabbed this guy to death. This dad walking his dog. But he was granted He came here illegally on the back of it on a truck. and he was granted stay by the government.
They knew nothing about his character, nothing about his If he had a criminal record, they don't know any of this. It's all honor system. People show up on the shores, they have no paperwork. And if you don't accept it, then you're the bad person. That's like what the left in the United States tries to tell you.
If you don't accept these people coming from Venezuela, then you're the bad person. Even though, and I've been to the border, I've seen it. The doc a lot of the documentation that's turned over to Border Control is fraudulent. In fact, they were telling me a story when they had people giving them documents. They said that there were something like 15 to 17 documents.
Different times in the span of one month that someone was handing them, like the same documentation, the same name, the same. Not even handing actual record. They don't even ask for it. Over there In the UK, it's not even asked for. If you're looking to create a stable financial future, consider Noble Gold Investments.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss, it's time for Dana's Quick Five. Disease-ridden monkey that escaped from a research facility, and it was, it had all of the everything. Like COVID AIDS, everything. Do you remember this? Like it was, I guess it was like a test monkey.
Anyway, it got out of a, there was like an accident. It got out of the truck. It was in Jasper County, Mississippi.
So a mother. Her kids sees this monkey running in the backyard. and she decides to take matters into her own hands. Her 16-year-old said, There's a weird monkey running in the yard outside. It was near Heidelberg, Mississippi.
She got out of bed, grabbed her gun, stepped outside. She saw it about 60 feet away. She dropped it. She said, I just, I shot at it and it stood there. I shot again.
He backed up and that's when he fell. They confirmed that it was the crazy diseased monkey. They had to actually get like a special bio team out there to even take it in. Isn't that crazy?
Well, good on this mom for doing that. That's amazing. Yeah, they took it. Wow, it's gross. But they, it was a truck carrying these test monkeys that overturned on the highway near the bottom.
Am I wrong to think that this was probably intentional in some way? to release a diseased monkey. We already did that with Nick Fuente. Yeah. Uh, let's see.
Uh, Heg Seth repositi like where that came from. I got more today. Hexeth replaces two more senior Pentagon generals as he continues to reshape military hierarchy. Were these any of the ones that were in skirts with lipstick? I'm curious.
I just, you know, I'm curious. Dodgers win the World Series, become the first to back, first back-to-back World Series champions in 25 years. Look how excited we all are. We're like, yeah. It's great.
It's the World Series. It's not God's team. World Series doesn't exist unless the Cardinals are playing in it. Dana, don't you like baseball? I like Cardinals baseball.
There's a difference. All right, there's a difference. Uh, Cuomo and Saliwa are close. This is stupid. It's like, oh, they're closing the gap on Mam Donnie.
No, they're not. Uh let's see, flight delays, air They're not. Flight delays, airport disruption fears grow as the government shutdown drags on. You know, there is a chance I may not make it to Chicago. I hope air traffic control doesn't have my plane run into another plane.
Dana, you're so morbid. Yes, I am. Although I cause I wanna I don't wanna go out like that. I wanna go out by asteroid. You know what I mean?
Like, I wanted or aliens. Everything else is just an insult. I mean, I'd be way fine if it was like an alien war and I was a casualty in the alien war.
Now that's. That's right. Uh, let's see. Uh, oh, this is. I'm going to come back to this.
Views of capitalism are slipping, but socialism is still unpopular. They're trying to give it a makeover. That's what all of this is. Like, Mandani is to Democrat politics like what some of the stuff on the woke Reich. Is With Republican politics.
It's the same thing. It's just different sides of the same old. Just Nasty piece of feces. An intentional explosion at Harvard Medical Campus is under investigation. Really?
Intentional. They said they saw two people fleeing the Goldenson building in Boston early Saturday morning. There were no injuries. Did it have to do with animal testing or diseases or biolabs? And I mean, they're wearing face masks.
They, um,. I mean, it looks like they just decided to go to a military surplus store and buy the black stuff. and put it on except for their goofy little face mask. But the FBI has been investigating. They've they captured two people on CCTV, so they're gonna try to figure out who these individuals are.
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Intersectionality, right? making idols of like race and everything else and creed, etcetera. I I know we played this before. This is cut 45. I can't believe I'm saying cut 45.
That's many audio soundbites we have today. Is this cancellation? This is the way to handle identity politics, by the way. Watch this. What does it mean to be an American?
Is it a skin color or something else?
So there's the current idea of what it means according to the Hart Seller Immigration Act and all this bullshit that you guys spew. But if you go back to the original founding fathers, they intended this to be a European nation for white men of good stock and character. Can you show me where in the United States Constitution it says that? It wasn't in the Constitution. It wasn't in the Constitution because they didn't believe it.
The founder. Allow him to have the mic. Let me ask you another question, sir. What does the phrase in its Constitution and they made it explicitly clear? What does the phrase e pluribus unum mean?
What does the phrase e pluribus unum mean? Why is that relevant? Because it was on every founding document and presidential seal from our founding document, which means out of many, one. You serve and your ideology is not conservative. It is right-wing, identitarian, and has no place in the conservative movement, my friend.
Get that along. Get out of line. That is the way that you handle identity politics. By the way, you have to remember that immigration at that time was coming from Europe. That's what they were discussing.
It was it was coming in from from Europe, and there was also a lot of debate over slavery, etc. But Charlie's right, it wasn't in the Constitution of the United States. It wasn't in that, and that's something that is completely that's I've I can't tell you how many times I've actually seen those words written on X. That is the way can you can you imagine, um, Charlie Kirk had more courage than a lot of the clou chasing commentari commentariat class. That is the way that you deal with that.
Now, is that cancellation? Is that cancellation, Kane? How dare he Cancel? I was canceled. You weren't canceled, buddy.
You're all right. I was canceled. That's not cancellation. That is an idea that has been defeated by fact. That's what that is.
But a lot of left think that And I've seen people use this against others just in regular discussion, like even in my Facebook comments. People are, oh, you want to cancel someone. They like accuse you people of wanting to do that simply because you've already seen these ideas litigated and defeated. Why should you waste time watching them litigated and defeated again? That's not cancellation, that's just histo history and precedent.
But people who think politics began the day they were born don't recognize this. Anyway, I thought that was very interesting. No one's saying that Charlie canceled anybody. I think all of this is designed, and we're going to explore this in bits and pieces throughout the days to come. But I think what a lot of us are wanting to prevent is This Reduction.
of everything right and left. To be exemplified by like the Mamdanis versus like the Fuentezes. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's where we're going.
if we don't do a course correction. That's why I always see when, and again, I can be very Machiavellian, but I also think that you have to have. an intellectual mooring and you need to have a motivation for why you're doing what you're doing. I mentioned this before in a great conversation I had with Brent Bozell, where he was saying that he's concerned. We were talking about the intellectual moorings of activism and things like that.
You always have to have a place that you're coming from. A lot of this is just about a blind rush to grab power. If you're not advocating for a set of beliefs, And if you're not trying to conserve things like individual liberty, and this is just about getting power, then. What guides the power? How can you trust the people pulling the levers if they're only motivated by getting power and there's no other motivation?
There are a lot of bad things that have come up. And In an absence of a principle, an absence of godly motivation or belief. Bad things happen. when things turn into just a power grab. And I I want to be very careful that Everything that we have done and fought against just to even scrape to this point.
is not lost in that. There are people out there who say conservatism failed. We talked about this. Conservatism's never been applied. I had a heated debate with a friend of mine um a few days ago.
And I'm like, tell me what conservative tell me one single piece of legislation that was conservative. That made it out to the floor for a vote. And they couldn't. Not because there was an absence of it. Because there aren't enough Republicans that have the spine to be truly conservative.
Just like you have Republicans that don't want to privatize Social Security. You have Republicans that Uh, right, even right now, they're not they. I would be bringing up right now, I would be bringing up a new health care bill to talk about the portability of insurance to push towards that. to push towards competition between insurance companies, to dissolve regulations pertaining to state all of that. And make Democrats defeat that as well.
I'd be pushing all of that in Democrats' faces, all of that in voters' faces going up to midterm elections. But you have a lot of Republicans who aren't conservative enough. It's never been tried. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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