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It's time for Florida Man. All right, so first up. Another guy, a man accused of pointing a laser at Florida Sheriff's helicopter, says he was just being silly. That's a silly and a danger. He's accused of pointing a laser at the helicopter because he's a moron.
WFLA said that happened over the weekend. Marion County Sheriff's Office said that its aviation unit was conducting a security check. And the crew noticed a green laser beam repeatedly striking the aircraft. When the pilot's vision was obstructed, that's when Corporal Tim Martin. Use the helicopter's camera to locate the suspect, who is identified as 41-year-old Adam Santiago Lugo.
And they said he was standing in his driveway with binoculars and a laser pointer. I mean, they got him dead to rights. In the Mm-hmm. survey in the camera that they have on board. He said that he was bored and he was just being silly.
The deputy said, Well, silly sometimes is a felony.
So, because you can't do that. You can make them crash. It's crazy. I can't believe how many people do this. And they're just shocked when they're arrested.
An elderly Florida man was rescued because he got his car stuck on train tracks with two trains approaching. I gotta tell you, there's things that I thought we would be dealing with a hell of a lot more as adults, like quicksand. Yeah. And train tracks. I'll get back to the quicksand one.
Like, seriously, why did we think that? We thought there was going to be quicksand everywhere. But this is like a nightmare come to life. This guy. First off, how the hell does he get his train his car stuck on in that way?
Did you see the way that the car was Oriented. Like the h there's no actual stupid. that you can do it. He was an elderly man. He didn't just like get it.
It wasn't like he was crossing the train tracks and he got it stuck. on the road going over the train tracks. It's like he turned like right on the tracks and then started like a train would go down the tracks, dri started driving the car down the tracks. And he was on not one, but two. different Like, there's one, there's two train tracks that are there.
Here's, you can see the picture now on the simulcast. We can see one of the trains approaching.
So he's got his wheels. I mean, technically, two trains could pass there, but the cars in the middle and like basically also kind of on the other rail.
Well, also simultaneously on that rail. This is crazy.
So they had to issue citations because he did improper turns. That's how he got stuck on the tracks. But they stopped. Both trains had to stop. They had to call a record to remove the car that guy's car from the tracks.
It took an hour and then the trains resumed normal operations. I just have no idea how that happens. That guy probably shouldn't drive anymore if he Didn't realize what he was doing when he turned on train tracks. The thing is, not all old people. I know that you hate old people.
I get it. You don't think old people are innocent. You think he was up to some nefarious no-good shenanigans? All old people. Like, he probably was.
He probably threw back a few. He was probably drinking. Do you think? I don't know if you're not. I'll read it a little bit.
Seriously. What are you going to do? You see that where he was on those tracks? It was bad. I really don't know how that happens.
Yeah, I really. I don't, man, I don't know. I don't know how that happens. But this woman, a Florida woman, posed as a nurse. and treated over 4,400 patients.
How does this even happen? This is Flager County in Palm Coast. The suspect, Autumn Berardiza, was hired by. a hospital, Advent Health in Palm Coast. And she apparently forged documents, stole a nurse's identity, and deceived the hospital for seven months.
She claimed she was an education first nurse, meaning that she had completed nursing school and was awaiting getting her license, but that was a lie.
So she didn't have legitimate credentials. She used the nursing license number of another woman who had the same name. What's the, what's the. Probability of that. Good night.
And apparently she Worked at a separate Advent Health, the nurse whose identity she stole, and also attended nursing school with this lady.
So they were not known to be acquaintances. But apparently, Bardiza exploited that connection to steal her professional identity. And she explained her different last name by claiming she had recently married a man, a claim she never substantiated. Sh I mean sheep. pretended to be a doctor.
or a nurse. It was over 4,000 four, actually 4,486 patients, according to Florida Department of Health. And US Department of Health. And they're trying to look to see if, you know, obviously patient safety, confidence, all of this stuff. She worked in a clinical setting for months.
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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.
That's pretty awesome. Um, I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said uh twenty billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.
And each year we get bigger and better and our army grows.
So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.
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South Park. They went after everybody. Remember, the season has just begun, folks.
So Just know they're probably going to continue going after literally everybody. They went after Christy Noam. As well. We can't show you the video because YouTube is a Nazi, an actual one. And uh Absolutely, I will like delete accounts and delete videos.
They deleted another one of my videos. I don't know, every day it's something.
So we can't actually show you the video. The only thing that we can do is play audio and then put like elements up.
So, that's it. But they spoofed this as an example. I mean, everything is funny. I think it's all funny. Listen.
Welcome to the team recruits. I'm Christy Noam, head of Homeland Security. She seems nice, okay, so pretty. A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face. Because sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard.
Oh my gosh. I don't believe she actually does.
Now we'll ask the same determination of you. Because detaining and questioning people is never easy. Look, it was easy to make fun of because it was a ridiculous cell phone. And if you can't laugh at that, then I don't know what. I can laugh at everybody.
Everybody. Everybody, even myself. You know. That's the thing. Whenever they would try to make fun of me on Daily Show, it was always some totally unfunny chick in a leather jacket.
And I'm like, I don't even wear leather jackets all the time. Only in fall and winter, you absolute bimbo. Good night. It's a spring for crying out loud. But um it's all funny.
And then they I I just look it's it's a statement on the zeitgeist. It's it's the moment in time encapsulated in a You know, in fractal, in a drawing. I don't know.
So I don't know why people are getting that, don't get upset about it. It's not a big. I like J.D. Vance's response. He was like, I finally made it.
Although, of all of the meme photos they could have used for him, There were some out there that were funnier. if I'm being honest. Like the JD Vance meme.
So they had, he retweeted it and said, I finally made it. Can I tell you I didn't know what this was a reference to until I saw it explained on X? the little outfits that they were in and the I didn't know that that was Fantasy Island. I never watched that show. When did that air?
What? Hang on. Hervey Villachez was the small guy. You were saying, like, I know these people. Fantasy Island.
Let's look and see when it aired.
Okay. It was. Oh, it I it started before I was even born. And it finished when I was like three, so that's probably why I didn't watch it. in my defense don't make fun of me because i was like what is that in reference to I mean, I've seen the two of them before.
You acted like the show was only on for like two or three years, and that was it. It was on from 77 to 84. That's not a long time. But it went into reruns and is still available today. Is he that little guy who was like the plane, the plane?
Yes.
Okay. Okay. See, I know that. What was his name? Uh Tattoo was the na was his name on the show, but his I mean his real name is Hervey Villa.
the guy that he stood with. Yeah. I don't laugh at me, you guys. That's a real that his name is real. I always thought, okay, Ricardo Montoban.
Didn't they like parody him 'cause he was supposed to be like a very elegant man? Yes.
Is that okay? It's almost like I think it. Who did that? Steve, who was the parody ones? It was.
The parody like beer commercials where they had a guy. There was like this Doseki's. Yes.
That's right. It's kind of like that. But yeah, you're right. Ricardo Monteban. Ricardo Monteban.
So I just, I'm going to say, I really. think that they could have used like a number of different JD Vance faces. You guys remember when that meme was going crazy and people were making his face bigger and bigger and they gave him curls and he actually thought it was funny. He retweeted some of it. Those were some of the funniest memes I've ever seen.
So I'm like, that's the one they went with. But Juan, put that up. That is his fat face. I know. No, it was made bigger.
His face isn't that fat. It was made bigger. It's a meme. But I'm like, why didn't they use the one where he had the curls or some of these other ones where it looks like his eyes are sun's? I mean, it's just hysterical.
It's so funny. Anyway, I just I think it's great that they were having a good time with it or that they thought and that's really all you can do. When things like that happen, like the worst thing that Republicans can do is to get upset over it. I think when the White House made a comment, was it a week or two ago? They shouldn't have.
They shouldn't have at all. Trump himself hasn't said anything about it. J.D. Vance has done this, so I do like this approach. Yeah.
The worst thing that they can do is say something and be offended.
So J.D. Vance's response was just simple, like he acknowledged it and that's it. But remember when the White House was like, oh, it's irrelevant. I mean, they're really not. They just got like a billion-dollar deal with Paramount.
And they have ratings that. Like, like the Simpsons before them, no one. I mean, it's a magical thing because nobody else gets the ratings that they do.
So you can't really say that. And then they turned around. And they tweeted, oh, not relevant, you know, whatever.
So you just gave them another opportunity to respond. The best way to suck the energy out of the room is just be like, aha ha, yeah. And then that's it, and we'll leave it. Because then it loses its power. The power that it has is only if you're offended.
That's why it's so easy to troll certain people. I mean, sometimes, like, if I'm bored, you know, or if I just, you know, feel like being mean. I don't ever feel like that. I'm always nice and happy.
Okay, well like let me give you an example. Like say Say, like, um, well, like this weekend, I gotta go and uh give a speech, and I'm gonna be on a plane. And it'll be, you know, I'm not going to be working.
So, what am I going to get? What am I going to do? I'm probably going to be on social media trolling, Kane. That's probably exactly what I'm going to do. And The power comes in people being offended.
If they're offended, then you can just keep wringing content out of them. And they don't, it's like you're an energy vampire. You don't even know. Like what we do in the shadows, Colin, the energy vampire that's on that show. Is what he does.
He trolls social media and then he just absorbs all the energy from people being outraged. It's hysterical. It's actually like a perfect description.
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That's pretty awesome. Um, I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said uh twenty billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.
And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.
So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.
So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound529 from your cell phone. We are always open.
Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
Thanks for having me. Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. The White House orders NASA to get rid of the climate change nonsense satellites.
But the way that the left says it, Trump is killing and murdering our satellites. We're all going to die. It's not that at all. It's all the stuff that has to do with the stupid nonsense of wealth redistribution that they call climate change.
So it's super easy. I thought this was interesting.
So now it comes from The Guardian, and you guys know how much I just love The Guardian. They said that J.D. Vance's team had the water level of an Ohio River raised for their boating trip.
Now I didn't even know that one could do that. First off, like, is that like some Mickey Mouse magician stuff, if that's even possible? They said that they had the Army Corps of Engineers change the outflow of a lake in Ohio to accommodate the excursion. Is this like a thing you can request? What?
I don't care about anything else in the story, except that I'm like, wait a minute, can we actually ask for things? Yes, I'm going kayaking. I would. like to have the water level raised. They said that it was a secret service thing.
to support safe navigation of the Little Miami River. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that a thing that they do? I don't know.
Are they in a drought period? I don't, I am just as confused as you are. It's not like they're locks, right? Where you go in and you have to raise the, you know, do one of those things. It's not like that.
So I don't know. Is that something you can request? I used to go float all the time. Like, we used to float Hoosa River, Black River, you know, all that stuff. Current River, which is cold.
The rain was high. How was the current? Oh, dude, that current was. It would yeet you down the river. You got yeeted straight past all the stuff you wanted to see.
It was pretty hardcore. Let's see here. We also have a Seattle team that sells his card game to a toy giant. He sold it for more than a million dollars. At 15, that's pretty amazing.
KIRO. I don't even know what kind of card was it, like Pokémon or something. No, just you know, he created a card game, Taco vs. Burrito.
Now he's a millionaire. That's actually pretty amazing. Burrito.
If I had a pet. No, no, I changed my mind. Taco. It'd be taco. Mine's both.
You can't pick both. You gotta pick one. Too bad I picked both. I'm just saying. Do something about it.
Hospital parking garage mistakenly charged a woman $8,000 for a 45-minute visit. Hold on. She's fighting it. It's in Los Angeles. But $8,000 by an automated machine that wrongfully showed her she was parked there for three years.
She was there for 45 minutes. She could prove it on her phone and everything else. Glendale Memorial Hospital. She went for a screening, so it was unpleasant enough because she was dealing with a potential health issue. And then she got hit with an $8,000 charge.
She actually had to fight it. She tried reasoning with a parking attendant, and the attendant was like, I don't know.
So, yeah, we got a lot more on the way. Stick with us.
So this is the that was the DHS Penski truck.
So there's this huge story where Pinsky trucks arrived at a Home Depot in MacArthur Park. This is in LA, and they were doing some immigration enforcement. And Penske got all mad. And they issued a statement saying that that's not what our trucks are for. Nobody even, like.
Said the Pinski even need to issue it. Stupid, welcome to the show. Dana lash with you. Penske wanted to make very clear that it did not authorize DHS use of its trucks in an immigration raid. Does does Pinski put out statements about all of their c customers?
We do not condone the use of this truck for whatever purpose. They said we do not we prohibit the transportation of peo people in the cargo area. Except You know how many times that Pinski's trucks have used been used to actually traffic people. Yeah, yeah. I mean It's interesting.
That That's because there's a history of it. It's all over social media. First off, Why did they feel the need to issue a statement? Why? Why did they feel the need to issue a statement?
Listen to this. This is from April 2023. Border agents find 58 illegal aliens crammed in a Pinski truck. and alleged human smuggling. Hmm.
And they didn't just use Penske trucks, actually. The. Human trafficking ring also used Pinski tractor trailers. They used all pinski everything. They're brand loyal.
Wait a minute.
So, did Pinski even put a statement out then? No, no, no. Three people were sent to prison. Here's another one. This was in October of 2020.
Three people were sent to prison for smuggling 24 people in a Pinski truck. On September 26, 2019, authorities at the Brunei Immigration Checkpoint on Texas Highway 359 stopped a Penske truck. Yeah, and they had tons of people in the Pinski truck. The inside measured 94 degrees. Whoa.
And then Penske put a statement on it. No, no. July 8th, 2019, human smuggler admits to transportation conspiracy involving Chinese nationals. They used Penske trucks. I mean, I got a lot of these.
Do you want me to keep going? Because I mean, I could go for quite a while. On that Chinese one, did they put a statement on after that? No, no, there's no statement at all whatsoever. No.
They just decided, like, Penske doesn't take issue with that. But oh my gosh, because it was ice, Pinski was all The Pinske Truck Rental. This is their statement that they put out yesterday. Quote: Pinske Truck Rental is aware of recent reports and videos regarding a Department of Homeland Security operation in Los Angeles. Pinske strictly prohibits the transportation of people in the cargo area of its vehicles unless they're used by actual human traffickers, smuggling people in across the border illegally.
The company was not made aware that its trucks would be used in actual enforcement of law because we don't support that. Pinske will reach out to DHS and reinforce our policy of lawlessness to avoid improper legal use of its vehicles for law enforcement purposes in the future. Signed Pinsky. Imagine that, man. It's good of them to weigh in on it.
Yeah. I mean In April of 2023, DHS in Texas found 58 illegal aliens crammed in the back of a. Pensky truck. Penske truck in El Paso. Hey, Kane, do you want to see a picture of all these illegal aliens in a Pinsky truck?
Pinski, Pinski, Pinski. I'm sure they put a statement on. No, look, that's a photo from it right there. That was just in April of twenty three. Wow, they don't I mean, I thought that Pin Pinski doesn't support peop transporting people in the truck, part of our trucks.
They don't condone that. No, there was no statement from Pinsky on that. That was in April of 23. All those people crossing illegally. In a Pinski truck.
Weird, so weird how that Why did they not Why do they issue a statement? Who's the moron that was like, you know what? I don't like enforcement of law. I'm going to issue a statement because I just think this is wrong. And then it just blows open their hypocrisy on having always refused to issue statements in the past.
There was nothing from Penske. In all of these years, with all of these, like for instance, the April 23rd one, 58 people. illegally entering the country, crammed in the back of a Pinski truck. The guy who was running it was an illegal immigrant from Mexico. He faces tons of human smuggling charges.
Pesky was just silent as a church mouse. We ain't sayin' nothin' on that.
So weird. They had no tweets or anything out there. How weird is that? Hmm. No, they they uh They're fine if it's Pinski.
That is fine if it's illegal aliens. Pinski, the choice the truck of choice for Human trafficking illegal aliens. Da da da. Where are the memers on that? Like.
That's one for you. I mean also This uh And the government, no one ever said the government was putting people in the truck. Where did that come from? You know, I says I says equipment and stuff, right? No one ever said Ice was going to put them in a truck.
Pinski just made that up out of the ether. No one ever said. I guess Pinski's like, well, everybody else uses our trucks to put people in it, so why wouldn't I? ICE never said that that was the purpose of it. I think they might have been talking about the ICE agents coming out of the truck in a surprise, sort of, raid-type thing, where they're all in the back and they roll up, and ICE agents come out of the back of the truck.
I think that's what they're talking about. That was like for. Five seconds. Yeah, I know. That was like a staged thing.
But we they had to make sure we knew. how they felt about it. I mean guys at Pinsky We should do fake Pinski commercials, I think. Here at Pinske, our trucks are only to be used in human trafficking by illegal aliens. That's the Pinsky Way.
And it shows like all these illegal aliens sitting in the back of a truck like we just the one I just showed you, April the twenty three. Pinski approves of this. But if ice is involved, no way, man So this is Democrats' move. They're going to try to divide on illegal immigration by making you hate ICE. And by portraying Trump as like some kind of dictator, because he's enforcing the law.
Oh my gosh! Just like the mere enforcement of a b basic law. sets these people off. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. I I just these are the same people that defecate their drawers.
If you send illegal aliens up to Martha's Vineyard, oh my gosh. There's this, I was reading about this little bougie store that they have. I'm not going to go back and read and find the article because it killed brain cells.
So it's been like several summers in a row. I've never been to Martha's Vineyard. I've never been up there. I've never been up there. I'm sure it's lovely.
I just don't have a desire to go. And um there's apparently like some bougie It's they don't it's not like a supermarket, it's like um I don't know how what else to call it. A wine and cheese store. Let me just put it like that. Like, they, I don't even know if they have wine, but they have like, it's like one of those bougie little type of.
boutique stores, right? And everything is ridiculously overpriced. Like a jar of jelly is maybe $15, something ridiculous. I don't know.
And it's all supposed to be sourced from the area, whatever. And some of the people in the area were getting mad because the tourist. We're coming in and buying stuff, and it was driving up the prices. And so they've been mad about it and sassy about it. And there's all these little articles written, and it's just one of the dumbest things in the world.
I, but, and those are the people I'm talking about. They got so mad when they had all these illegal aliens that showed up. And then they immediately call the National Guard! Let's we've gotta call the people with guns that we hate to come and take care of the people we claim to love. They had those people out within twenty-four hours.
Yeah. But here it's but here like this though, I mean it's the same thing. It's the same hypocrisy. Pensky. They don't they they hate ICE, but they have no problem with illegal immigrants.
Hmm. I feel like Buying just like a random truck and spray painting Pinski on it and just going out and doing just like all kinds of like Ozark stuff with it, you know, going full on Ozark. Let's just see how far we can get. You know, this is so stupid. These people.
But no, they had no statements for any of that stuff. None at all whatsoever. And yeah, that's fine. They can do what they want to. Yeah, the chat says, Pinski, the truck of the cartels.
It's like how Toyota was Isis's truck, right? Right, so Penski's the choice of truck for cartels. Do you need to smuggle people across the border? Pinski's got a truck for you. And that's like some poor sales guy, like, and this is how many people you can fit in the back of this Pinski.
Look if you just have them all in standing standing up shoulder to shoulder you can fit X amount in. This almost sounds like a diagram of slave ships that I read about as a kid in history class, right? That's exactly what they're doing with people in these trucks. And Democrats are like, yay! more people to pick our cotton.
They're all excited about it. More people to clean our toilets, yay! That's how Democrats look at it. Who's gonna do those jobs? They tell you this.
So they just look at the the parallels. They bring people in in pinsky trucks packed in like sardines. Where else did that happen in history? Where people were packed in like sardines on vessels, transporting them across water and land in order to get to a life of indentured servitude. Really sounds familiar.
Sounds so familiar, Kane. If only we were an educated populace and knew more about history than we did about real housewives of, but I don't know. Just saying.
So Yeah, just gonna throw that out there. It's fascinating stuff, Kane. It's fascinating stuff.
Sometimes some things never change. I mean You know, Yeah. Good night. So, the Pinsky people. I don't know.
I don't know if I've ever used a Pinski truck. We've used trucks from moving and stuff before, but I've never used them. All right, so ICE is offering a 50,000 signing bonus in student loan forgiveness to new hires. Nobody wants to do that job 'cause they're so unappreciated. I mean, I'm fine with paying people what they're owed and what the market demands, right?
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